100+ Hilarious Award Puns That’ll Give You a Standing Ovation

Calling all pun enthusiasts! Get ready to roll on the floor laughing with our award-winning collection of award puns. From the glittering Oscars to the prestigious Grammys, we’ve got every award ceremony covered with side-splitting wordplay that’ll leave you begging for an encore!Embark on an A-maze-ing journey through the world of awards with our hilarious puns that’ll make you question your own sanity. Picture yourself at the Oscars, where the puns are Oscars-worthy and the one-liners are pure gold. Imagine accepting an Emmy-Granting award with a pun that brings down the house, or receiving a Golden Globe-Trotting trophy with a quip that deserves a standing ovation.We’ve got Bafta-Brilliant puns that’ll tickle your funny bone like a feather, and Grammy-Winning puns that hit all the right notes, leaving you humming with laughter. For the Broadway buffs, our Tony-Tastic puns will have you dancing in the aisles, while our Pulitzer-Prize-ing puns will elevate your literary humor to new heights.Prepare for intellectual stimulation with our Nobel-Nifty puns, designed to make your brain cells giggle. And for the TV addicts, we have Emmy-Nationally Acclaimed puns that’ll keep you entertained long after the ceremony ends.So, whether you’re an Academy-Award-Worthy punster or a Golden Raspberry-Redeeming jokester, dive into our collection and let the puns flow. These award-winning gems will transport you to a realm of laughter and make you the star of any social gathering. Get ready to steal the show with your pun-derful wit and embrace the spirit of award-winning humor!

A-maze-ing Award Puns That’ll Make You Laugh

1. You can’t be board at a maze award ceremony.
2. Maze awards are a-maze-ing!
3. Getting lost in a maze is no laughing matter, but winning a maze award is a-maze-ingly funny.
4. I’m lost in a maze of puns. Can you help me find my way out?
5. What do you call a maze that’s impossible to solve? A dead end.
6. What do you call a maze that’s always changing? A mobile maze.
7. What do you call a maze that’s full of cheese? A mouse maze.
8. What do you call a maze that’s full of water? A drowning maze.
9. What do you call a maze that’s full of money? A millionaire’s maze.
10. What do you call a maze that’s full of gold? A treasure maze.
11. What do you call a maze that is hard to finish? A long maze.
12. What do you call a maze that is made of glass? A transparent maze.
13. What do you call a maze that is made of ice? A frozen maze.
14. What do you call a maze that is made of fire? A hot maze.
15. What do you call a maze that is made of air? A windy maze.
16. What do you call a maze that is made of sound? A sonic maze.
17. What do you call a maze that is made of light? A bright maze.
18. What do you call a maze that is made of darkness? A black maze.
19. What do you call a maze that is made of time? A time-warp maze.
20. What do you call a maze that is made of space? A cosmic maze.

Oscars-Worthy One-Liners: Award Puns Galore

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
6. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
7. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
8. What do you call a sheep with no teeth? A woolly jumper.
9. What do you call a fish with a bow tie? A sofishticat.
10. What do you call a lazy campfire? 🔥snoozefest.
11. What do you call a fish that can sing? A tuna-crooner.
12. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
13. What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell-o.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
15. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
16. What do you call a cow that’s always on time? A prompt bovine.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
18. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
19. What do you call a lazy campfire? 🔥snoozefest.
20. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!

Emmy-Granting Award Puns for Your Entertainment

1. Why did the Emmy statuette win the award for best supporting actor? Because it always “holds” the winner.
2. What do you call an actress who is constantly winning Emmys? A “serial award offender.”
3. Why is the Emmy award ceremony like a football game? Because there’s a “gridiron” on the carpet! 🏆
4. What do you call an actor who keeps getting nominated for Emmys but never wins? An “almost-there.”
5. Why did the Emmy statuette get a ticket for speeding? Because it was “over its head” with awards! 🚔
6. What do you call an actor who has won multiple Emmys? A “statuette stakeholder.”
7. Why are the Emmy Awards so tense? Because there’s a lot of “suspense” in the air! 🎭
8. What do you call an actor who is nominated for an Emmy in every category? A “category hogger.”
9. Why did the Emmy statuette get a divorce? Because it was “fed up” with awards! 🙃
10. What do you call an actor who wins an Emmy but doesn’t deserve it? A “fluke.”
11. Why did the Emmy statuette become a therapist? To help actors “deal” with their awards!
12. What do you call an actress who is obsessed with winning Emmys? An “award junkie.”
13. Why did the Emmy statuette get a speeding ticket? Because it was “rushing” to the ceremony! 🏎️
14. What do you call an actor who has been nominated for an Emmy but never won? A “permanent nominee.”
15. Why did the Emmy statuette get lost? Because it was “headed” in the wrong direction!
16. What do you call an actor who wins an Emmy for a role they didn’t deserve? A “fluke.” 🎭
17. Why did the Emmy statuette start a band? So it could “rock” the awards ceremony! 🎸
18. What do you call an actor who gets nominated for an Emmy but doesn’t win? A “snub.”
19. Why did the Emmy statuette go to the doctor? Because it had an “award ache!” 🏥
20. What do you call an actor who has won multiple Emmys but is still not satisfied? An “awards glutton.” 🎭

Golden Globe-Trotting Award Puns That Deserve Applause

1. Why did the Golden Globe statue lose its balance? Because it was off its pedestal!
2. What do you call a Golden Globe winner who always wears a tuxedo? A globe-trotter!
3. Why did the Golden Globe statue get lost? Because it didn’t have a GPS!
4. What’s the difference between a Golden Globe statue and a soccer ball? One is kicked around the world and the other is awarded to actors! 😂
5. Why did the Golden Globe statue need a bodyguard? Because it was afraid of being stolen!
6. What do you call a Golden Globe winner who’s always late? A Globe-trotter tardy!
7. Why did the Golden Globe statue get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught driving in the Golden Lane!
8. What do you call a Golden Globe winner who’s always hungry? A Globe-trotter with a big appetite!
9. Why did the Golden Globe statue get a suntan? Because it was on a tropical vacation! ☀️
10. What do you call a Golden Globe winner who’s always tired? A jet-lagged globe-trotter!

Bafta-Brilliant Award Puns That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone

1. Why did the film crew get lost? Because they didn’t have a good BAFTA map!
2. What do you call a movie that’s both funny and awards-worthy? A “BAFTA-com!” 😂
3. Why was the BAFTA ceremony so windy? Because it was a draft!
4. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always in a hurry? A “rush-hour award”!
5. Why did the actor win a BAFTA for playing a ghost? Because he was a “spect-actor”!
6. What’s the difference between a BAFTA and a trophy? One is a “win-ner” and the other is a “winner”!
7. Why were the BAFTA nominees so nervous? Because they were afraid of being “out-acted”!
8. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always making mistakes? A “blooper award”!
9. Why did the BAFTA statue get a parking ticket? Because it was “illegally parked” in the hallway!
10. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always getting into trouble? A “trouble-maker award”!
11. Why did the actor win a BAFTA for playing a tree? Because he was a “branch-out” performer!
12. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always late? A “遲到 award”!
13. Why did the BAFTA ceremony have to be postponed? Because there was a “schedule-clash”!
14. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always getting lost? A “directionally challenged award”!
15. Why did the actor win a BAFTA for playing a dog? Because he was a “paw-some” actor!
16. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always telling jokes? A “pun-ny award”!
17. Why did the BAFTA statue get a speeding ticket? Because it was “going too fast”!
18. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always getting into arguments? A “debater award”!
19. Why did the BAFTA ceremony have to be moved to a bigger venue? Because there were “too many stars” attending!
20. What do you call a BAFTA winner who’s always getting confused? A “mixed-up award”!

Grammy-Winning Award Puns That Hit the Right Notes

1. Why did the musician get a Grammy for his song about his favorite fruit? Because it was a pear-fect performance!
2. What do you call a singer who always hits the high notes? A vocal virtuoso!
3. Why did the cellist get lost on the way to the Grammy Awards? Because he took the wrong strings! 😂
4. What do you call a drummer who’s always in rhythm? A beat master!
5. Why did the guitarist win the Grammy for Best Rock Song? Because his performance was electrifying!
6. What do you call a choir that’s always on key? A harmonious collective!
7. Why did the conductor get a Grammy for his symphony about construction? Because it was a well-built piece!
8. What do you call a singer who’s always late for rehearsals? A tardy tenor!
9. Why did the rapper win a Grammy for his song about ice cream? Because it was a “cool” performance! 🍦
10. What do you call a musician who’s always playing off-key? A pitchy performer!
11. Why did the pianist get a Grammy for his concerto about cooking? Because it was a “master-chef” piece!
12. What do you call a drummer who plays too loudly? A beat-deaf drummer!
13. Why did the singer win a Grammy for her song about a broken heart? Because her performance was “heartfelt”!
14. What do you call a musician who’s always getting into trouble? A treble-maker!
15. Why did the orchestra win a Grammy for their performance of a symphony about a thunderstorm? Because it was a “lightning” performance! ⚡
16. What do you call a musician who’s always playing the wrong notes? A “flat” performer!
17. Why did the violinist win a Grammy for her performance of a piece about a car race? Because it was a “fast-paced” performance!
18. What do you call a singer who’s always losing their voice? A “voiceless” performer!
19. Why did the conductor get a Grammy for his symphony about time travel? Because it was a “timeless” piece!
20. What do you call a musician who’s always playing out of tune? A “tone-deaf” performer!

Tony-Tastic Award Puns for Broadway Buffs

1. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always late? A Tony procrastinator!
2. Why did the stagehand get a Tony Award? For their outstanding work behind the curtain.
3. What do you call a musical that’s about a group of actors trying to win Tony Awards? A Tony-tunity!
4. What’s the difference between a Tony Award and a Grammy? One is for theater, and the other is for music. (Get it? Grammy rhymes with Tony.)
5. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always getting into trouble? A Tony troublemaker!
6. Why did the Tony Award statue get a new outfit? Because it was feeling a little bare.
7. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always in a good mood? A Tony optimist!
8. What’s the best way to celebrate winning a Tony Award? With a Tony toast!
9. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always making jokes? A Tony punster!
10. Why did the Tony Award statue cross the road? To get to the other side. (Okay, that one’s not really a pun, but it’s still funny.)
11. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always singing? A Tony troubadour!
12. What’s the difference between a Tony Award and a Pulitzer Prize? One is for theater, and the other is for literature. (Get it? Pulitzer rhymes with Tony, and literature rhymes with theater.)
13. Why did the Tony Award statue get a new hairstyle? Because it was feeling a little “ruffled.” 🎭
14. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always arguing with the judges? A Tony debater! 🗣️
15. Why did the Tony Award statue get a new pair of shoes? Because it was feeling a little “sole-less.” 👞
16. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always losing their keys? A Tony forgetful! 🔑
17. Why did the Tony Award statue take a vacation? Because it was feeling a little “statue-sque.” 🏝️
18. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always making everyone laugh? A Tony comedian! 😂
19. Why did the Tony Award statue get a new coat of paint? Because it was feeling a little “faded.”🎨
20. What do you call a Tony Award winner who’s always late to rehearsals? A Tony procrastinator! ⌛️

Pulitzer-Prize-ing Award Puns That Elevate the Written Word

1. What do you call a newspaper reporter who won the Pulitzer Prize? A Pulitzer-Prize-ing journalist.
2. Why did the newspaper win a Pulitzer Prize? Because it was well-written.
3. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning novel? A page-turner.
4. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning poet? A wordsmith.
5. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer? A shutterbug.
6. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning editor? A grammar guru.
7. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist? A funnyman.
8. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist? A wordslingin’ maestro.
9. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter? A truth-seeker.
10. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning critic? A harsh judge.
    😂11. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning author who’s always late? A procrastinating Pulitzer.
11. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning editor who’s always on top of things? A deadliner.
12. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning poet who’s always looking for the perfect word? A word nerd.
13. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning photographer who’s always in the right place at the right time? A photog with a nose for news.
14. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning reporter who’s always asking tough questions? A truth-seeker with a spine.
15. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning critic who’s always willing to give honest feedback? A ruthless truth-teller.
16. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning columnist who’s always on the cutting edge of society? A thought leader.
17. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist who always gets the scoop? A news hound.
18. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning author who always writes with a unique voice? A literary lion.
19. What do you call a Pulitzer Prize-winning poet who always finds beauty in the ordinary? A wordsmith with a heart of gold.

Nobel-Nifty Award Puns for Intellectuals

1. Why did the chemist get the Nobel Prize? Because he was a stable genius! 🧠
2. What do you call a particle that’s always in a good mood? A boson! 😄
3. How do you make a quantum entanglement joke? You just have to Schrödinger it! ⚛️
4. Why was the atom honored? Because it was an outstanding ion! 🧪
5. What did the photon say to the black hole? “I’ll see you later, spacetime!” 🕳️
6. Why did the cosmic expansion win a Nobel? Because it was a groundbreaking discovery! 🔭
7. What do you call a Higgs boson with a degree in quantum mechanics? A particle physicist! 🎓
8. Why was the theory of relativity so popular? Because it was a real Einstein! 💡
9. What did the Nobel Prize say to the scientist? “You’re a Nobel-tastic!” ✨
10. Why did the electron get a Nobel Prize? Because it was positively charged! ⚡
11. What do you get when you cross a proton and a Nobel laureate? A Nobel prize! 🥇
12. Why did the biochemist get the Nobel? Because they made a life-changing discovery! 🧬
13. What do you call a botanist with a Nobel? A floral genius! 💐
14. Why did the astrophysicist win the Nobel? Because they were stellar! 🌟
15. What do you call a physicist who’s always out of luck? A no-bell prize winner! 👋
16. Why did the mathematician get the Nobel? Because their work was integrally important! 🧮
17. What’s the difference between a Nobel Prize and a Grammy? One is for intellectuals, and the other is for music snobs! 🎶
18. Why did the Nobel laureate cross the road? To get to the library! 📚
19. What did the scientist say after winning the Nobel? “This is Nobel-tastic!” 🎉
20. What do you call a chemist with a Nobel Prize? A sodium chloride of brilliance! 🧂

Emmy-Nationally Acclaimed Award Puns for TV Addicts

1. Why did the remote control get an Emmy? Because it was outstanding in its field.
2. What do you call a TV show that’s always on the air? A perennial offender.
3. Why didn’t the Netflix subscription go to the awards ceremony? Because it was already streaming!
4. What do you call a TV show that’s just a bunch of people talking? A talking heads ✨.
5. Why did the TV get a parking ticket? Because it was parked illegally!
6. What do you call a TV show that’s always getting canceled? A never-ending story.
7. Why did the TV remote go to the doctor? Because it was feeling under the weather 😷.
8. What do you call a TV show that’s so bad it’s good? A guilty pleasure.
9. Why didn’t the TV show win an Emmy? Because it was a flop!
10. What do you call a TV show that’s so popular, everyone’s talking about it? A water cooler moment.
11. Why did the TV show get a divorce? Because it was a sitcom.
12. What do you call a TV show that’s so addictive, you can’t stop watching it? A binge-fest 🍿.
13. Why did the TV show get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast!
14. What do you call a TV show that’s always getting preempted? A tease!
15. Why did the TV show get a restraining order? Because it was stalking its viewers.
16. What do you call a TV show that’s so boring, it puts you to sleep? A snooze fest.
17. Why did the TV show get a makeover? Because it was looking old and tired.
18. What do you call a TV show that’s so bad, it makes you want to throw something at it? A target.
19. Why did the TV show get a promotion? Because it was a hit! 🏆
20. What do you call a TV show that’s so popular, it’s a cultural phenomenon? A game-changer.

Academy-Award-Worthy Puns That Deserve an Oscar

• I’m not afraid of the Oscars. I’ve been watching them since I was a kid, and I’ve seen my fair share of nominations and wins. 😂
• What do you call a statue that can’t act? An Oscar.
• Why did the actor get an Oscar for playing a tree? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌳
• What do you call an actor who always gets nominated for Oscars but never wins? Brad Pitt-iful.
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always late? A tardy Oscar.
• Why are Oscars so short? Because they don’t have any legs!
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always in a bad mood? A grouchy Oscar. 😠
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always getting into trouble? A rebellious Oscar. 😈
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always making jokes? A punny Oscar. 😅
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always getting lost? A forgetful Oscar.
• What do you get when you cross an Oscar with a fish? An Oscar-winning performance!
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always getting kidnapped? A ransom Oscar. 💰
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always winning awards? An award-winning Oscar. 🥇
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always eating? A hungry Oscar. 🍪
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always sleeping? A sleepy Oscar. 😴
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always singing? A musical Oscar. 🎤
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always dancing? A dancing Oscar. 💃
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always exercising? A fit Oscar. 💪
• What do you call an Oscar that’s always meditating? A Zen Oscar. 🧘

Golden Raspberry-Redeeming Award Puns That’ll Make You Rethink the Razzie

1. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s actually good? A golden raspberry.
2. Why are Razzie winners so sour? Because they’re always getting picked on.
3. What do you get when you cross a Razzie winner with a tomato? A fruit that’s both rotten and embarrassed.
4. What’s the difference between a Razzie winner and a good movie? About a billion dollars.
5. Why are Razzie winners so easy to spot? Because they’re always wearing their awards around their necks. 🍒
6. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s a sequel? A raspberry retread.
7. Why are Razzie winners so popular with critics? Because they’re always giving them something to write about.
8. What’s the only thing worse than a Razzie winner? A Razzie winner that thinks they’re good. 😅
9. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s a remake? A raspberry rehash.
10. Why are Razzie winners always so happy? Because they know they’re in good company.
11. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s a Bollywood movie? A raspberry masala.
12. Why are Razzie winners so good at acting? Because they’ve had plenty of practice.
13. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s a documentary? A raspberry exposé.
14. Why are Razzie winners always so surprised when they win? Because they never expect it.
15. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s a horror movie? A raspberry nightmare. 🎃
16. Why are Razzie winners always so bad? Because they’re all made by the same people.
17. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s a science fiction movie? A raspberry odyssey.
18. Why are Razzie winners always so forgettable? Because they’re never any good.
19. What do you call a Razzie winner that’s a romantic comedy? A raspberry rom-com.
20. Why are Razzie winners always so full of themselves? Because they all think they’re the next Meryl Streep.

Saturn-Spinning Award Puns That’ll Transport You to Another Galaxy

1. What did Saturn say when it got a new award? “This is a Saturn-spinning moment!” 🌌
2. Why is Saturn so popular with comedians? Because it’s always making “ring” jokes! 💍
3. What do you call a traveler who’s been to Saturn? A frequent flyer! 🛫
4. What’s the difference between Saturn and a piano? One has rings, the other has keys! 🎹🪐
5. Why did the rocket scientist go to Saturn? To study its rings and wings! 🚀
6. What do you call a group of astronomers arguing about Saturn’s rings? A beltway battle! 💫
7. Why did the alien eat Saturn’s moon? Because it was moon-struck! 🌛
8. What do you call a Saturn that’s always getting lost? A planet-dim! 🗺️🪐
9. Why did the astronaut bring a broom to Saturn? To sweep up the rings! 🧹
10. What’s Saturn’s favorite dance? The ring dance! 🕺💃
11. How do you get to Saturn? Take the Milky Way and turn right at Mars! 🌌
12. Why are Saturn’s rings so pretty? Because they’re made of bling-bling! 💍✨
13. What do you call a Saturn that’s always late? A pro-crastinator! procrastinator! 🐢
14. Why did the astronomer wear a helmet to bed? To protect his head from falling stars! 🔭🌠
15. What do you call a Saturn with a flat tire? A planet-puncture! 🚗🪐
16. Why did the rocket ship crash into the moon? Because it was moon-lit! 🌚🚀
17. What’s the best way to travel to Saturn? On a flying saucer! 🛸
18. Why did the astronaut eat Saturn’s moon? Because it was out of this world! 🌎✨
19. What do you call a Saturn with a broken ring? A planet-ary fracture! 🪐🩹
20. Why did the telescope get a cold? Because it looked at Saturn’s rings too long! 🔭🥶

Emmy-G-Worthy Award Puns That’ll Keep You Laughing Long After the Ceremony

1. What do you call an award-winning joke that’s funny even after the ceremony? An Emmy-G-Worthy Pun!
2. Why did the Emmy Award get lost in the woods? Because it was off the beaten path! 🏆
3. What do you call an actor who always steals the show? An Emmy-g-Thief! 🎭
4. Why are Emmy Awards so heavy? Because they’re packed with gold! 🪙
5. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always in trouble? A delinquent statuette! 👮‍♂️
6. Why didn’t the Emmy Award win the dance competition? Because it lacked rhythm and blues! 🕺
7. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always on the lookout for a good time? A party pooper! 🎉
8. Why did the Emmy Award get a speeding ticket? Because it was going with the flow! 🚨
9. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always in a good mood? A happy-go-lucky gold! 😃
10. Why did the Emmy Award get a divorce? Because it was tired of being attached! 💔
11. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always trying to impress? A show-off! 🎩
12. Why did the Emmy Award get a job as a lifeguard? Because it wanted to save the day! 🏊‍♂️
13. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always making people laugh? A comedian on a pedestal! 🎭
14. Why did the Emmy Award join the army? To fight for its freedom! 🎖️
15. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always getting into trouble? A troublemaker in disguise! 😈
16. Why did the Emmy Award get a tattoo? To show off its ink-redible design! 🎨
17. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always on the go? A busy bee! 🐝
18. Why did the Emmy Award get a doctorate? Because it wanted to be known as the doc of honor! 📚
19. What do you call an Emmy Award that’s always making a mess? A klutzy king! 👑
20. Why did the Emmy Award become a superhero? To protect the world from cheesy jokes! 🦸‍♂️

Anisia Avelino

Executiva de vendas externa – RGM Service