101+ Back to School Puns to Brighten Your First Day

Are you ready to ‘flip’ into the new school year with a collection of puns so ‘sharp’ they’ll leave you saying, ‘holy ‘write’-on!’ In this blog, we’re bringing you the ultimate back-to-school pun-derdome, where learning becomes a ‘pun-derful’ adventure.

As you step into the halls of knowledge, let us ‘erase’ any back-to-school jitters with our ‘pencil’-sharp puns that will make you ‘laugh out loud’ (LOL). From ‘math’-ematical conundrums to ‘science’-tifically proven puns, we’ve got you ‘covered’ from ‘A to ‘Z’.

Get ready to ‘graph’ some smiles with our clever ‘ruler’-based humor and ‘dive’ into the depths of ‘history’ with puns that will make you ‘Caesar’ with laughter. We’re not just ‘kidding’ when we say our puns are ‘text’raordinary and will leave you ‘reading’ for more.

We’ll also provide ‘art’-iculate puns that will ‘draw’ you into the world of creativity and ‘backpack’ some useful tips to help you ‘organize’ your academic journey. Plus, don’t miss our ‘lunchtime laughs’ for a daily dose of pun-tastic nourishment.

So, buckle up, grab your ‘pencil’ and join us on this hilarious journey through the puns of a new school year. Let’s ‘write’ a new chapter filled with ‘edu-tainment’ and ‘PUN-derstanding’!

Prepare to ‘Pun-der’ into the New School Year

1. Get ready to “fall” into a year of hilarious puns! 🍂
2. Let’s “pencil” in some laughter this school year! 📝
3. We’re “ruler”-ready for a pun-tastic year!📏
4. It’s time to “erase” the boredom and fill the year with jokes! ✏️
5. Get your “backpack” ready for a year of “pun”-ishment! 😂
6. “Text” us your best puns, and we’ll “write” them in our halls of fame! 📱
7. Don’t “lose” your sense of humor—it’s “mandatory” for a punny year! 🎉
8. Let’s “chalk” up some laughs this school year! 🏫
9. Prepare to “flip” into a world of endless puns! 📖
10. We’re “board” with boring jokes, so bring on the puns! 🛹
11. Let’s “draw” a smile with every pun we tell! 🎨
12. It’s time to “color” our school year with laughter! 🖍️
13. “High”-five to a year of punny adventures! 🖐️
14. We’re “notebook”-ing all the best puns for your enjoyment! 📒
15. Don’t “paper” over the laughter; share your puns with the world! 🗞️
16. Let’s “glue” together a year of side-splitting puns! ✂️
17. Get ready to “shear” your socks off with our hilarious puns! 🐑
18. “Staple” yourself to your seats for a pun-tastic year! 📚
19. We’re “penciling” in a year of laughter for you! ✏️
20. “Notebook”-ing puns for a year of joy and wit! 📘

Back-to-School ‘Pun-ishments’: Making Learning Light and Fun

1. What do you call a book about space? 🚀 A book-stronaut!
2. Why did the student get detention? Because they were caught pen-ding trial! ✏️⚖️
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟👀🚫
4. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems! 📚😢
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
6. Why didn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired! 🚲😴
7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe! 🐝🤔
8. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌👨‍⚕️
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄️💪
10. Why was the geometry teacher angry? Because all his angles were wrong! 📐💢
11. What do you call a group of cows that are always getting lost? A herd of misdirection! 🐄🗺️🚫
12. Why did the computer get a cold? It had a virus! 💻🤒
13. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🚫🔙
14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! 🏌️‍♂️👖👖
15. What do you call a math teacher who can’t control their class? A square root! 🧮➗
16. Why did the student eat their homework? Because it was a piece of cake! 🍰📚
17. What do you call a fish that’s always late? A tardy cod! 🐟⏰🐢
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆
19. What do you call a clock that’s always right? A watch! 🕒✅
20. Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because their students were brilliant! 🕶️🌟

Sharp as a ‘Pencil’, Ready for the ‘Inkredible’ Year Ahead

1. Ready to write with precision, sharp as a pencil, and with an inkredible attitude!
2. May this year be full of sharp wit and inkredible adventures.
3. Time to turn over a new leaf, or rather, a new pencil!
4. Get ready to make your mark with sharp pencils and amazing ink! ✍️
5. Let’s make this year an inkredible adventure, one pun at a time!
6. Sharpen your pencils and prepare for an inkredible new year of puns!
7. May the ink flow smoothly and the puns be endless!
8. Grab a pencil and get ready to unleash your inkredible sense of humor!
9. May this year be as sharp as a pencil and as inkredible as your jokes.
10. Every pun is an opportunity to draw a smile on someone’s face, so let’s make this year an inkredible masterpiece!
11. Pencil in some time for puns this year! ✏️
12. Let’s make this year as colorful as a box of crayons and as sharp as a freshly sharpened pencil! 🌈✏️
13. May every day be filled with inkredible puns and a healthy dose of laughter!
14. Get ready to pencil in some fun and ink your way to a fantastic year!
15. Let’s sharpen our pencils and dive into an inkredible year of puns!
16. May the ink flow freely and the puns be endless! 🖋️
17. Time to turn a new page and embrace an inkredible year of puns!
18. Get ready to write your own inkredible story, one pun at a time!
19. May your pencils be sharp and your puns be even sharper!
20. Let’s make this year an inkredible adventure, one pun at a time!

Ace-ing the ‘Writing’: Mastering the Art of Pen-manship

1. Why did the pen get a pen-alty? Because it couldn’t write!
2. What do you call a pen that’s always writing? A “write-aholic”!
3. Why did the captain of the pen ship need a new pen? Because he couldn’t stop 🖊️ making mistakes!
4. What do you call a pen that’s always late? A “pen-guin”!
5. Why was the pen feeling down? Because it ran out of ink!
6. What do you call a pen that’s always laughing? A “pun-ny pen”!
7. Why did the pen cross the road? To get to the other ink-well!
8. What do you call a pen that’s always arguing? A “pen-debat”!
9. Why did the pen get a sunburn? Because it spent too much time on the “write” side of the paper!
10. What do you call a pen that’s always disappearing? A “magic pen”!
11. Why did the lazy pen retire? Because it couldn’t handle the “write” amount of work!
12. What do you call a pen that’s always breaking? A “pen-ultimate pen”!
13. Why did the pen have to go to the doctor? Because it had a “writer’s cramp”!
14. What do you call a pen that’s always trying to impress? A “show-pen”!
15. Why was the pen feeling so blue? Because it was running out of ink!
16. What do you call a pen that’s always getting into trouble? A “pen-alizer”!
17. Why did the pen start a blog? Because it wanted to share its “write-ings”!
18. What do you call a pen that’s always losing its point? A “pen-ultimate poser”!
19. Why did the pen get a haircut? Because it wanted to look “sharp”!
20. What do you call a pen that’s always making mistakes? A “pen-itent pen”!

‘Math’ the Fun: Unraveling the Mysteries of Numbers

1. Why did the students get detention in Math class? Because they were caught playing number games 😂
2. What do you call a number that has lost its head? A headless number 😂
3. Why didn’t the parallelogram get invited to the party? Because it was always parallel to everyone else 😢
4. How do you make seven even? Subtract the “s” 😉
5. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless 📐⭕
6. Why was the geometry theorem depressed? Because it couldn’t figure out its angles 📐🤔
7. What did the decimal get when it went to the doctor? A decimal point 🌡️
8. Why couldn’t the fraction be happy? Because it was always a half-filled glass 😢
9. What did the number say when it fell down the stairs? That was a steep drop 📉
10. Why can’t you trust a straight angle? Because it’s always looking for a right one 📐🤨
11. What do you call an angle that’s always in a bad mood? An acute angle 📐😖
12. Why did the quadrilateral cry? Because it got squared away 😢
13. What did the parallel lines say when they met? “We’re never going to cross paths again” 👋
14. Why didn’t the square get along with the circle? Because they had a square deal 🔲⭕
15. What did the numerator say to the denominator? “Without you, I’d be nothing!” ➗
16. Why are radians always happy? Because they have a positive attitude 😃📈
17. What did the polygon get when it went to the store? A regular deal 🛒🛍️
18. Why did the math book end up in the hospital? Because it had too many problems 📘🤕
19. What do you call a number that’s never alone? A prime number 1️⃣7️⃣
20. What did the imaginary number say to the real number? “Your problems are all in your head!” 💭

Science ‘Sparkles’: Igniting a Passion for Discovery

1. Why did the scientist get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t find the right path 😂.
2. What do you call a scientist who studies the history of laughter? A chuckle-ologist.
3. Why are chemists bad at making jokes? Because their reactions are often too explosive 🧪.
4. What’s the difference between a chemist and a musician? One measures in moles, the other in scales 🎶.
5. Why was the scientist’s hair shiny? Because he used a brilliant-ine 💡.
6. What’s the best way to get a scientist’s attention? Call them on their cell phone 📱.
7. What do you call a scientist who studies socks? A foot-nologist🧦.
8. Why are scientists so good at telling jokes? Because they have a great sense of humor.
9. What do you call a scientist who makes puns? A dad joke-ulist.
10. Why did the scientist cross the road? To get to the other side of the beaker.
11. What do you call a scientist who studies the stars? An astro-physicist.
12. Why did the scientist get banned from the casino? Because he kept counting cards 🃏.
13. What’s the difference between a chemist and a cow? One has a urea, and the other says “moo” 🐮.
14. What do you call a scientist who’s always making mistakes? A hypo-theorist.
15. Why did the scientist get a cold? Because he was working in a polar laboratory ❄️.
16. What do you call a scientist who studies the effects of caffeine? A coffee-nologist.
17. Why are scientists so good at solving puzzles? Because they have a lot of patience and a lot of caffeine ☕.
18. Why did the scientist get so angry when his experiment failed? Because he was so close to a break-through.
19. What do you call a scientist who studies the weather? A meteorologist.
20. Why did the scientist get a degree in entomology? Because he wanted to study bugs.

History ‘Unleashed’: A Time-Traveling Adventure through the Past

1. Time flies when you’re having fun…unless you’re a time traveler. ✈️
2. What do you call a history buff who’s always late? A procrastinator. ⏰
3. Why did the time traveler need a new watch? Because he kept losing time. ⌛
4. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a time machine? Fossil fuel! 🦖🚀
5. Why did the history teacher get fired? Because he kept making students yawn. 🥱
6. What did the archaeologist say when he found a dinosaur bone? “Jurassic Park.” 🦴
7. Why are history books so heavy? They’re full of hard facts! 📚
8. What do you call a history nerd who’s always getting into trouble? A past master. 🎓🤓
9. Why was the history student so bored? Because her teacher was a real bore-saurus! 🦕
10. What did the ancient Greek say when he invented the wheel? “I’m on a roll!” 🇬🇷
11. Why didn’t the Romans use alarm clocks? Because they all had to get up at the crack of dawn! 🐓
12. What do you call a time traveler who’s always losing his keys? A space cadet. 🚀🔑
13. Why did the history teacher go to the barber? To get a “Caesar” cut. 💈
14. What do you call a time traveler who’s always bragging? A past-tastic person. 😎
15. Why did the time traveler get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have a map to the future. 🗺️🐪
16. What do you call a time traveler who’s always in a hurry? A time-crunch artisan. ⌛
17. Why did the time traveler wear a raincoat? To avoid getting caught in a time warp. 🧥☔
18. What do you call a time traveler who’s always getting lost? A temporally displaced person. 🌐📍
19. Why did the time traveler need a lawyer? Because he was facing time charges. ⚖️⏰
20. What do you call a time traveler who’s always making dad jokes? A “father time” punster. 👨‍🦳

‘Reading’ for Success: Exploring the Enchanting World of Books

1. What do you call a book that’s always in the library? A “must-read” 😄
2. Why did the book blush? Because it saw a page-turner!
3. What do you call a book with no pages? ‘Unbound’aries!
4. Why couldn’t the book go to the party? It was “all booked” up!
5. What did the librarian say to the overdue book? “You’re late, return me or face fines!”
6. Why did the book get a new cover? Because it was feeling a little “undressed”!
7. What do you call a book that’s full of riddles? A “puzzle-ation”!
8. Why didn’t the book want to go to school? It was afraid of being “read between the lines”!
9. What did the book say to the pencil? “You’re a sharp one, aren’t you?”
10. Why did the book feel down? Because it had a “bad chapter” day!
11. What do you call a book that’s always in a good mood? A “happy-go-lucky” book!
12. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a “paper cut”!
13. What do you call a book that’s full of jokes? A “punishment”! 😎
14. Why did the book get lost in the library? It couldn’t find its “shelf-esteem”!
15. What do you call a book that’s always getting into trouble? A “page-turner” with a twist!
16. Why did the book go to the gym? To get in better “shape”!
17. What do you call a book that’s full of mysteries? A “who-dun-it” read!
18. Why did the book run away from the library? It was feeling “shelved”!
19. What do you call a book that’s always on time? A “punctual” read!
20. Why did the book get a sunburn? Because it was lying out in the “open” too long! ☀️

Art-istic Expressions: Unleashing Creativity in the Classroom

1. Why did the art teacher get mad at her students? Because they were drawing conclusions. 🎨✏️
2. What do you call a museum filled with famous paintings? A masterpiece gallery.🖼️✨
3. Why did the painting get a speeding ticket? Because it was going against the canvas. 💨🖼️
4. What do you get when you cross a teacher and a painter? An art-eacher.👩‍🎨👨‍🏫
5. Why did the principal punish the art room? Because it was caught doodling. ✏️🚫
6. What did the brush say to the canvas? Let’s paint the town red.🖌️🎨
7. Why did the art exhibit get a standing ovation? Because it was a work of art.🖼️👏
8. What do you call a group of painters who are always fighting? A canvas war. 🎨⚔️
9. Why did the sculpture get a marble tattoo? Because it wanted to look hard. 🗿💉
10. What did the easel say to the canvas? Let’s make history. 🖼️🎨✨
11. Why did the teacher praise the student’s abstract painting? Because it was a masterpiece of nonsense. 😂🖼️
12. What do you call a painting of a grumpy lion? A roar-some portrait. 🦁🖼️
13. Why did the artist paint his house blue? Because he wanted his home to have a modern hue. 🏠🎨
14. What do you call a painting of a horse that is wearing socks? A hoof-art master. 🧦🐎🖼️
15. Why did the teacher give the student a paintbrush? Because he had a brush with genius.🎨🖌️💡
16. What do you call an artist who is always making mistakes? A Van Gogh-up. 🌻🖼️
17. Why did the painting of the banana get so popular? Because it was a-peel-ing. 🍌🖼️
18. What do you call a painting of a tree that is always changing its colors? A landscape chameleon. 🌳🖼️🔄
19. Why did the artist get lost in the museum? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the art maze.🖼️🎨🗺️
20. What do you call a painting of a painter painting a painting? Art-ception. 🎨🖼️ception

‘Ruler’ of the Classroom: Maintaining Discipline with a Touch of Humor

1. Why did the ruler get detention? For being too square.
2. What do you call a ruler that’s always on the go? A ruler coaster.
3. Why did the ruler cross the road? To get to the other side of the notebook.
4. What do you call a ruler that’s always telling jokes? A pun-isher.
5. Why did the ruler get a haircut? To avoid getting all ruler-ed up.
6. What do you call a ruler that’s always making mistakes? A mis-ruler.
7. Why did the ruler get a promotion? Because it was always a head above the rest.
8. What do you call a ruler that’s always in a good mood? A smilin’ ruler.
9. Why did the ruler get a new job? Because it was tired of being a straight-A student.
10. What do you call a ruler that’s always getting into trouble? A problem ruler.
11. Why did the ruler get a tattoo? To show off its inch-resting body.
12. What do you call a ruler that’s always getting lost? A wandering ruler.
13. Why did the ruler get arrested? For being a centimeter behind schedule.
14. What do you call a ruler that’s always making noise? A talkin’ ruler.
15. Why did the ruler get a divorce? Because it was always measuring up to the wrong standards.
16. What do you call a ruler that’s always hiding? A ruler in the making.
17. Why did the ruler get a speeding ticket? For going over its speed limit.
18. What do you call a ruler that’s always getting into fights? A feisty ruler.
19. Why did the ruler get a new uniform? Because it was tired of being a plain old ruler.
20. 📏😂 What do you call a ruler that’s always smiling? A happy ruler.

School ‘Supplies’: Essential Tools for a Pun-tastic Year

1. What do you call a ruler that can’t measure anything? A de-ruler.
2. Why did the pencil get lost? Because it didn’t know which way to draw.
3. What do you call a math teacher who can’t control her class? A square root.
4. Why did the eraser get tired? It kept making mistakes.
5. What do you call a notebook that’s always full of holes? A swiss notebook.
6. Why did the compass get lost? Because it couldn’t find its North. 📘
7. What do you call a calculator that’s always wrong? A miss-calculator.
8. Why did the protractor get angry? Because it was always being measured.
9. What do you call a pencil that’s always getting broken? A snap-cumber.
10. Why did the stapler get a paper cut? Because it was too sharp.
11. What do you call a hole puncher that’s always in a bad mood? A grumpy puncher.
12. Why did the whiteboard get dirty? Because it couldn’t resist the marker.
13. What do you call a book that’s always falling apart? A loose-leaf.
14. Why did the scissors get a haircut? Because it was getting split ends.
15. What do you call a piece of paper that’s always getting lost? A fugitive sheet.
16. Why did the pencil get so proud? Because it had just drawn a perfect circle.
17. What do you call a glue stick that’s always sticky? A perpetual painstick.
18. Why did the eraser run away from the pencil? Because it was tired of getting rubbed out.
19. What do you call a pencil that’s always making mistakes? A graphite goofball.
20. Why did the ruler get a ruler? Because it was too short.

Backpack ‘Attack’ Plan: Organizing for Academic Success

1. Backpack away your worries and prepare for success!
2. Don’t let your school supplies ‘slack pack’.
3. A well-organized backpack is the ‘key’ to academic victory.
4. ‘Zip it’ and get organized for an A+ semester.
5. ‘Pocket’ your distractions and focus on your studies.
6. ‘Strap’ yourself in for a fantastic academic journey.
7. ‘Buckle up’ your backpack and prepare for the adventure of learning.
8. Don’t be a ‘pack rat’, declutter and organize your supplies.
9. ‘Pencil’ in your assignments and stick to the schedule.
10. ‘Highlighter’ your important notes and stay on track.
    😂11. ‘Ruler’ the world of knowledge with a well-stocked backpack.
11. ‘Eraser’ away any errors and embrace the learning process.
    😂13. ‘Notebook’ down your goals and achieve academic greatness.
12. ‘Pen’ the path to success with a backpack that inspires.
13. ‘Protractor’ your goals and become a master of academic angles.
14. ‘Staple’ your notes together and keep your thoughts organized.
    😂17. ‘Paperclip’ your ideas together and create a cohesive study plan.
15. ‘Tote’ your books with pride and let your backpack reflect your academic ambitions.
16. ‘Label’ your supplies and maintain a sense of order.
17. ‘Carry’ the weight of knowledge with ease and enjoy the journey to academic success.

Lunchtime ‘Laughs’: Sharing Puns over Peanut Butter and Jelly

1. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always laughing? A pun-ut butter sandwich! 🥜😂
2. Why did the peanut butter and jelly get in a fight? Because one of them was nuts!
3. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always on the go? A fast-paced spread! 🏃‍♂️🍞
4. What do you get when you cross a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a comedian? A stand-up spread! 😂🥪
5. Why did the peanut butter and jelly decide to go to the library? To check out some nut-ty books! 📚🥜
6. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always getting into trouble? A delinquent spread! 🚔🍞
7. Why did the peanut butter and jelly get lost in the woods? Because they couldn’t find their way out of a jam! 🌲🌳
8. What do you get when you mix a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a detective? A spread who solves crimes! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🍞
9. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always getting into fights? A pugilist spread! 🥊💥🍞
10. Why did the peanut butter and jelly get a divorce? Because they couldn’t smooth things over! 💔🥜🍞
11. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always making excuses? A jelly-fish spread! 🐟🌊🍞
12. Why did the peanut butter and jelly get arrested? For spreading misinformation! 👮‍♂️🥜🍞
13. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always complaining? A whiny spread! 🥺🍞
14. Why did the peanut butter and jelly go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little spread out! 👨‍⚕️🥜🍞
15. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always getting lost? A disoriented spread! 🗺️🧭🍞
16. Why did the peanut butter and jelly get a speeding ticket? For going too fast on the breadway! 🏎️🍞
17. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always getting into accidents? A crash-prone spread! 💥🍞
18. Why did the peanut butter and jelly get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be a little more spread out! 🎨💉🍞
19. What do you call a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that’s always trying to impress people? A show-off spread! ✨🌟🍞
20. Why did the peanut butter and jelly get banned from the library? Because it kept making a mess on the shelves! 📚🚫🍞

After-School ‘Pun-ishment’: Homework with a Side of Humor

1. Homework got me feeling like a pun-ished soul. 👻
2. I puns-ished my students with a pop quiz, but they seemed to enjoy the torture. 😆
3. My history teacher makes puns so bad, they’re in the “pun-ishment zone.” 📚✏️
4. Math puns are like homework – you never want to do them, but you have to. ➗💯
5. I hate it when my teacher gives me “pun”-ishment for making jokes. 😔
6. The worst punishment: having to write 100 puns about homework. 📝😂
7. My teacher’s puns are so bad, they make me want to commit “pun”-ishment. 🙃
8. Pun-ishment: when your teacher makes you write puns until you’re “pun”-ished. ✏️😂
9. The best way to get out of homework is to make your teacher laugh with a pun. 📖🤣
10. Homework is the ultimate “pun”-ishment. 📚💀
11. My math teacher is so strict, I’m afraid he’ll “pun”-ish me for every mistake. ➗😰
12. I’m starting to think my teacher has a “pun”-ishment fetish. ✏️😂
13. Homework is the worst, but at least I can make puns about it. 📖🤣
14. My teacher’s puns are so bad, they make me want to “pun”-ish myself. 🙇‍♂️😂
15. I’m so tired of homework, I’m starting to develop a “pun”-ishment complex. 📚😵
16. Homework and puns: the perfect recipe for a “pun”-ishing evening. 📖✏️💀
17. I’m so good at puns, my teacher makes me do extra homework as “pun”-ishment. 📚🤣
18. Homework is the worst “pun”-ishment a teacher can give. 📚😭
19. My teacher’s puns are so bad, they make me want to “pun”-ish the entire class. ✏️😂
20. Homework is the “pun”-ishment that never ends. 📚✏️💯

Anisia Avelino

Executiva de vendas externa – RGM Service