101+ Barbie Puns That Will Make You Say ‘Ken You Believe It?!’

Welcome, fellow pun enthusiasts! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm of laughter and Barbie-themed wordplay. Get ready to dive into an ocean of puns so clever, they’ll make your Ken doll jealous!I know what you’re thinking – Barbie puns? Really? But trust me, these aren’t your average, run-of-the-mill jokes. We’re taking the iconic plastic princess and turning her into a comedic goldmine. From her iconic pink convertible to her fabulous wardrobe, no aspect of Barbie’s world is safe from our witty puns.So, whether you’re a lifelong Barbie fan or just appreciate a good laugh, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. These Barbie puns will leave you with a smile on your face and a craving for more. They’re perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone who needs a dose of cheer. So, without further ado, let’s dive headfirst into the world of Barbie puns!

What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into trouble?

1. A trouble-making Barbie
2. A rebel with a doll’s face
3. A wild child in plastic heels
4. A fashionista on the run from the law
5. A Barbie with a mischievous streak
6. A party girl who can’t stay out of hot water 🙊
7. A secret agent Barbie on a mission
8. A Barbie who’s always up for a good laugh
9. A drama queen Barbie who loves to stir the pot
10. A Barbie who’s always one step ahead of the police 🚓
11. A Barbie who’s known for her wild adventures
12. A Barbie who’s always in the middle of a scandal
13. A Barbie who’s a master of disguise 🎭
14. A Barbie who’s always getting into trouble, but can always find a way out
15. A Barbie who’s a bit of a troublemaker, but has a good heart
16. A Barbie who’s always up for a challenge
17. A Barbie who’s always looking for a new adventure
18. A Barbie who’s always trying to prove herself
19. A Barbie who’s a bit of a tomboy
20. A Barbie who’s a free spirit

A Barb-wire!

1. What did the barbed wire say to the golfer? Fore!
2. Why did the barbed wire get a job as a security guard? It’s sharp and keeps people out. 🎓
3. What do you call a barbed wire with a sense of humor? A pun-tured wound.
4. Why did the barbed wire get invited to the party? Because it’s a natural fence-hater!
5. What did the barbed wire say to the sheep? Don’t get your wool in a knot! 🐑
6. What do you call a barbed wire fence with a bad attitude? A prickle-y personality.
7. Why did the barbed wire cross the road? To get to the other side and keep the cows out.
8. What did the barbed wire say to the other barbed wire? I think we’re fenced in for life.
9. Why didn’t the barbed wire go to the dance? Because it was too sharp for slow-dancing.
10. What do you call a barbed wire with a heart of gold? A kind-hearted fence.
11. Why did the barbed wire get a cold? Because it was hanging out with viruses. 🤒
12. What do you call a barbed wire that’s always late? A procrastin-wire.
13. Why did the barbed wire get a job as a teacher? To help keep the students in line.
14. What do you call a barbed wire that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-wire.
15. Why did the barbed wire get a divorce? Because it was too prickly to handle.
16. What do you call a barbed wire that’s always telling jokes? A pun-wire.
17. Why did the barbed wire join the Boy Scouts? To learn how to tie knots. 🪢
18. What do you call a barbed wire that’s always getting lost? A lost-wire.
19. Why did the barbed wire go to the doctor? To get a tetanus shot. 💉
20. What do you call a barbed wire that’s always on the go? A busy-wire.

What do you call a Barbie who’s always late?

1. Barbie-cuse me for being tardy. 💁‍♀️
2. Barbie-late 👋
3. Barbie-arrived ⏰
4. Barbie-hind schedule ⌛
5. Barbie-stuck in traffic 🚓
6. Barbie-waiting for Ken-venience 👦
7. Barbie-dressed to the nines (but late) 👗
8. Barbie-getting ready for the ball (but late) 👠
9. Barbie-stuck on accessories (but late) 💍
10. Barbie-lost her sense of time (and direction) 🗺️
11. Barbie-forgiven because she’s a doll 😉
12. Barbie-in need of a “Time Warp” ⌛
13. Barbie-sent to the “time-out” corner 🚫
14. Barbie-calling an “Uber-delay” 🚕
15. Barbie-practicing her “swift” moves (but late) 🏃‍♀️
16. Barbie-always on “Fashionably Late” hours ⏰
17. Barbie-needs to “Barbie-cue” better next time 🍖
18. Barbie-needs a “wrist-watch” to manage her time ⌚
19. Barbie-needs to “lace” up her shoes faster (but late) шнурки
20. Barbie-needs to “brush” up on her punctuality (but late) 🧹

A Barbie-Q!

1. What do you call a barbecue that’s always on the go? A Barbie-mobile 🚗
2. Why did the Barbie doll get lost? Because she couldn’t find her Ken-pass 🔑
3. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into trouble? A Malibu Most Wanted 🚔
4. Why did Barbie get a new car? Because she was tired of driving her Barbie-etta 🚘
5. What do you call a Barbie who’s always taking selfies? A Snap-chat Barbie 🤳
6. Why did Barbie get a new hairdo? Because she wanted to be more ✨extra✨
7. What do you call a Barbie who’s always running late? A Fashionably Frustrated Barbie ⏰
8. Why did Barbie get a new pet? Because she wanted to be a ✨pet-lover✨
9. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into fights? A Brawling Barbie 🥊
10. Why did Barbie get a new swimsuit? Because she wanted to take a beach-tastic vacation 🏝️
11. What do you call a Barbie who’s always having parties? A Party-licious Barbie 🎉
12. Why did Barbie get a new tattoo? Because she wanted to be more ✨edgy✨ 🤘
13. What do you call a Barbie who’s always making food? A Culinary Couture Barbie 👩‍🍳
14. Why did Barbie get a new makeup kit? Because she wanted to be more ✨glamorous✨💄
15. What do you call a Barbie who’s always doing yoga? A Zen Barbie 🧘‍♀️
16. Why did Barbie get a new car? Because she wanted to be a Barbie-cycle enthusiast 🏍️
17. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting dressed up? A Fashionista Barbie 👗
18. Why did Barbie get a new hairstyle? Because she wanted to be more ✨stylish✨ 💇‍♀️
19. What do you call a Barbie who’s always taking naps? A Sleepy-head Barbie 😴
20. Why did Barbie get a new boyfriend? Because she wanted to be more ✨in love✨ ❤️

What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting lost?

1. A lost Barbie 👧🏼
2. A Barb-wire barbie 😂
3. A gone Barbie 🏃‍♀️
4. A Barbie gone astray 🗺️
5. A Barbie in a maze 🚧
6. A Barbie in need of a GPS 📡
7. Aberbie 🗺️
8. A Barbie on the lam 🏃‍♀️
9. A Barbie with no sense of direction 🗺️
10. A Barbie who can’t find her way home 🏠
11. A Barbie who’s always in the wrong place at the wrong time 🗓️
12. A Barbie who’s lost her head 🤪
13. A Barbie who’s a little bit lost 👧🏼
14. A Barbie who’s not very good at following instructions 📖
15. A Barbie who’s always getting into trouble 👮‍♀️
16. A Barbie who’s always one step behind 👣
17. A Barbie who’s always lost in thought 🤔
18. A Barbie who’s always getting sidetracked 🛣️
19. A Barbie who’s always losing her keys 🔑
20. A Barbie who’s always late 🕒

A Barbie-code!

1. I tried to use my Barbie doll as a barcode, but it didn’t scan – I guess it wasn’t up to par.
2. Why did the Barbie get lost? Because she didn’t have a map.
3. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into trouble? A bad girl.
4. Why did the Barbie get a new car? Because she wanted to go on a doll drive!
5. What do you call a Barbie who’s always late? A fashionably late Barbie!
6. Why did the Barbie cross the road? To get to the other shoe.
7. What do you call a Barbie who’s always complaining? A whiny Barbie!
8. Why did the Barbie get a job at the grocery store? Because she wanted to be a checkout girl. 🛒
9. What do you call a Barbie who’s always sleeping? A dull Barbie.
10. Why did the Barbie get a new haircut? Because she wanted to style herself!
11. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into fights? A tough girl Barbie! 💪
12. Why did the Barbie get a new wardrobe? Because she wanted to dress to impress.
13. What do you call a Barbie who’s always making jokes? A punny Barbie! 😅
14. Why did the Barbie get a new boyfriend? Because she wanted to date someone new!
15. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting hurt? A clumsy Barbie! 🤕
16. Why did the Barbie get a new dollhouse? Because she wanted to live in style! 🏠
17. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting sick? A sickly Barbie! 🤒
18. Why did the Barbie get a new pet? Because she wanted to have a fur friend! 🐶
19. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting lost? A scatterbrained Barbie! 🤪
20. Why did the Barbie get a new job? Because she wanted to doll out justice! ⚖️

What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into accidents?

1. A “crumpled” Barbie
2. An “accident-prone” Barbie 🎭
3. A “crash-test” Barbie
4. A “bumper car” Barbie
5. A “fender bender” Barbie
6. A “dented” Barbie 🚗
7. A “mangled” Barbie
8. A “wrecked” Barbie
9. A “totaled” Barbie
10. A “battered” Barbie
11. A “Barbie in a smash-up”
12. A “Barbie who just got rear-ended”
13. A “Barbie who can’t stop crashing”
14. A “Barbie who’s always getting into car accidents”
15. A “Barbie who’s a danger to herself and others on the road”
16. A “Barbie who’s a magnet for accidents”
17. A “Barbie who should probably give up driving”
18. A “Barbie who’s lucky to be alive”
19. A “Barbie who’s a living crash test dummy”
20. “What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into accidents? A ‘crash-test’ Barbie!” 🚗

A Barbie-cue!

• What do you call a barbecue that’s always in style? 💅 A Barbie-cue!
• What do you get when you cross a grumpy barbecue and a fashionista? A Barbie-cue who’s always grilling in the shade!
• Why did the Barbie-cue get arrested? 🔥 It was caught red-handed!
• What do you call a Barbie-cue that’s always overcooked? A hot mess!
• What do you get when you invite a bunch of mannequins to a Barbie-cue? A plastic party!
• Why was the Barbie-cue so popular? Because it was the grillest thing around! 🍔
• What do you call a Barbie-cue that’s really good at grilling? A master-que! 🍖
• What do you get when you cross a Barbie-cue and a comedian? A grill that cracks you up! 🤡
• Why did the Barbie-cue get a sunburn? Because it was too close to the hot coals! ☀️
• What do you call a Barbie-cue that’s always on the go? A portable party! 🥳

What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting sick?

1. A “DOC-tor” Barbie!
2. A “CURA-barbie” doll!
3. A “MED-barbie” cine!
4. A “PHAR-barbie” mist!
5. A “SURG-barbie” on! 💉
6. A “BAND-barbie” aid! 🩹
7. A “THERA-barbie” pist!
8. A “NURS-barbie”! 👩‍⚕️
9. A “PSY-barbie” chol-o-gist!
10. A “DERM-barbie” a-tologist!
11. A “PEDI-barbie” atrician!
12. A “CARD-barbie” iologist!
13. A “NEURO-barbie” surgeon!
14. A “GASTRO-barbie” enterologist!
15. A “PULMO-barbie” nologist!
16. A “HEMA-barbie” tologist!
17. A “NEPHRO-barbie” logist!
18. A “URO-barbie” logist!
19. A “GYNE-barbie” cologist!
20. A “OPTHAL-barbie” mologist!

A Barbie-flu!

1. Why did Barbie get a cold? Because she went outside with wet hair!
2. What did Barbie say when she got her first haircut? “I’m all doll-ed up now!”
3. What do you call a Barbie who’s always busy? A barbi-cutie! 💅
4. Why did Barbie get lost in the toy store? Because she was looking for her Ken-dolls!
5. What do you call a Barbie who’s always on the go? A Barbi-nne!
6. Why did Barbie get a job as a nurse? Because she wanted to dress up wounds! 🩹
7. What do you call a Barbie who’s always in trouble? A barbi-wire!
8. Why did Barbie get a new pair of shoes? Because she wanted to step up her game! 👠
9. What do you call a Barbie who’s always on vacation? A barbi-cation! 🌴
10. Why did Barbie get a new car? Because she wanted to drive with Ken-fidence!
11. What do you call a Barbie who’s always fashionable? A barbi-chic!
12. Why did Barbie get a new phone? Because she wanted to stay connected with all her friends! 📱
13. What do you call a Barbie who’s always laughing? A barbi-giggle! 😆
14. Why did Barbie get a new bike? Because she wanted to ride with the wind in her hair! 🚲
15. What do you call a Barbie who’s always painting her nails? A barbi-cure!
16. Why did Barbie get a new makeup set? Because she wanted to make herself up! 💄
17. What do you call a Barbie who’s always at the gym? A barbi-fit! 💪
18. Why did Barbie get a new pet? Because she wanted to cuddle with a barbi-coon!
19. What do you call a Barbie who’s always in the kitchen? A barbi-que! 🍽️
20. Why did Barbie get a new job as a lifeguard? Because she wanted to save lives at the barbi-pool! 🏊‍♀️

What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting hurt?

1. A crash test Barbie.
2. A clumsy Barbie.
3. A boo-boo Barbie.
4. An ouch Barbie.
5. A “Ouch!” Barbie. 🤕
6. A hurt-Barbie.
7. An accident-prone Barbie.
8. A bruised Barbie.
9. A banged-up Barbie.
10. A Barbie who’s always in need of a Band-Aid.
11. A Barbie who’s always getting into scrapes.
12. A Barbie who’s always falling apart.
13. A Barbie who’s always breaking her bones.
14. A Barbie who’s always in the hospital.
15. A Barbie who’s always getting X-rays.
16. A Barbie who’s always wearing a cast. 🤕
17. A Barbie who’s always getting stitches.
18. A Barbie who’s always on crutches.
19. A Barbie who’s always in a wheelchair.
20. A Barbie who’s always getting plastic surgery.

A Barbie-boo!

1. Why did Barbie get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t have a Ken-pass!
2. What do you call a lazy Barbie? A “Don’t Move” Barbie!
3. Why is Barbie so good at math? Because she knows how to divide her legs!
4. What do you get when you cross Barbie with a zombie? A Braindead Barbie!
5. Why did Barbie get into trouble at school? She was caught cheating with a Skipper!
6. Why did Barbie get a job as a librarian? To help people find Ken-tinental books!
7. What do you call a Barbie who’s always late? A Fashionably Barbie!
8. Why did Barbie become a nurse? To help patch up her friends’ broken 💕 hearts!
9. What do you call a Barbie who loves to dance? A Ballerina Barbie!
10. Why did Barbie get a job as a teacher? To mold the minds of future generations!
11. What do you call a Barbie who’s always on her phone? A Cell-fie Barbie!
12. Why did Barbie get a job as a photographer? To capture all the “Perfect Moments”!
13. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into trouble? A Daredevil Barbie!
14. Why did Barbie get a job as a chef? To whip up some delicious meals! 😊
15. What do you call a Barbie who’s always working out? A Fitness Barbie!
16. Why did Barbie get a job as a makeup artist? To make everyone look their best!
17. What do you call a Barbie who loves to travel? A Globe-trotting Barbie!
18. Why did Barbie get a job as a veterinarian? To help all the sick and injured animals!
19. What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into silly situations? A Calamity Barbie!
20. Why did Barbie get a job as a hairstylist? To give everyone fabulous hairdos! 😌

What do you call a Barbie who’s always getting into trouble?

1. A “Mali-Barbie” 🏝️
2. A “Ken-viction” ⚖️
3. A “Skipper-scapist” ⛷️
4. A “Teresa-ment of boredom” 🥱
5. A “Stacie-tionary offender” ✏️
6. A “Chelsea-tasking adventuress” 👧
7. A “Nikki-glectful soul” 😒
8. A “Midge-guided missile” 🚀
9. A “Summer-time criminal” ☀️
10. A “Lila-ble to get herself into trouble” 🤦‍♀️
11. A “Barbie-cued in the slammer” 🚓
12. A “Raquelle-ous recidivist” 😈
13. A “Krysta-lizing habitual offender” 💎
14. A “Teresa-fyingly mischievous” 👻
15. A “Christie-anne-capable of evading the law” 🏃‍♀️
16. A “Barbie-wire enthusiast” ⛓️
17. A “Barbie-Q’ing with trouble” 🍖🍗
18. A “Barbie-bell of the ball in the jailhouse” 🚨🔔
19. A “Della-quent at every turn” 🚸
20. A “Barbie-tastic criminal mastermind” 🧠🕶️

A Barbie-wire!

1. What do you call a fence made of Barbie dolls? A Barbie-wire!
2. What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a Barbie doll? A pincushion with attitude!
3. Why did the Barbie doll get a speeding ticket? She was driving in a plastic convertible!
4. What do you call a Barbie doll with a flat tire? A flat-Barbie!
5. Why did the Barbie doll go to the doctor? She had a Barbie-cue!
6. What do you call a Barbie doll with a fake tan? A Bronze Barbie!
7. Why did the Barbie doll get lost in the woods? Because she didn’t have a Ken-pass!
8. What do you call a Barbie doll that’s always late? A tardy Barbie! 😜
9. Why did the Barbie doll get a makeover? Because she wanted to look sharp!
10. What do you call a Barbie doll that’s always smiling? A happy Barbie!
11. Why did the Barbie doll get a new dress? Because she was feeling a little bare!
12. What do you call a Barbie doll that’s always in style? A trendy Barbie! 💁‍♀️
13. Why did the Barbie doll get a new car? Because she wanted to drive in style!
14. What do you call a Barbie doll that’s always making jokes? A punny Barbie!
15. Why did the Barbie doll get a new hairstyle? Because she wanted to look fabulous!
16. What do you call a Barbie doll that’s always getting into trouble? A naughty Barbie!
17. Why did the Barbie doll get a new dollhouse? Because she wanted to live in luxury!
18. What do you call a Barbie doll that’s always singing? A musical Barbie! 🎶
19. Why did the Barbie doll get a new boyfriend? Because she wanted to find her Ken!
20. What do you call a Barbie doll that’s always having fun? A happy-go-lucky Barbie!

Anisia Avelino

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