101+ Basket-Ballin’ Valentine Puns to Make Your Heart Hoop with Joy!

Hey lovebirds! Looking for the perfect way to shoot your shot and score some major points this Valentine’s Day? Look no further than our hilarious collection of basketball-themed puns that’ll dribble your way into their heart. From free throws to slam dunks, we’ve got all the puns you need to foul them with laughter and make this Valentine’s Day a slam dunk of love. So, gather your team of puns, suit up in your playful spirit, and let’s take the court to win over your Valentine’s heart with these irresistible basketball valentines puns!

Free Throw My Heart

  1. What do you call a basketball player who’s always falling down? A free throw.
  2. What do you call a basketball player who can’t shoot? A bricklayer.
  3. Why did the basketball player go to the store? To buy some “dribblers”. ๐Ÿ€
  4. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled? A foul ball.
  5. What do you call a basketball player who’s always in trouble with the coach? A suspension.
  6. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the other “basket”.
  7. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting injured? A walking wounded.
  8. What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.
  9. Why did the basketball player get a job at the zoo? To take care of the elephants. ๐Ÿ˜
  10. What do you call a basketball player who can’t dunk? A lay-up.
  11. Why did the basketball player get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the “paint”.
  12. What do you call a basketball player who’s always late to practice? A time-out.
  13. Why did the basketball player get a speeding ticket? For “driving in the paint”.
  14. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting steals? A pickpocket.
  15. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? To make a “deposit”. ๐Ÿ’ต
  16. What’s a basketball player’s favorite day of the week? Slam-day.
  17. Why did the basketball player get a job at the library? To “check out” books. ๐Ÿ“š
  18. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting technical fouls? A whistleblower.
  19. Why did the basketball player quit the team? Because he couldn’t “handle the ball”.
  20. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting rebounds? A clean-up crew. ๐Ÿงน

You’re a Slam Dunk!

  1. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting into trouble? A foul ball.
  2. Why did the basketball player go to the bank? To get his dribbles. ๐Ÿ€
  3. What’s the difference between a good basketball player and a great one? About an inch.
  4. Why didn’t the basketball player go to the party? Because he was all netted out.
  5. What do you call a basketball player who can’t shoot? A bricklayer. ๐Ÿงฑ
  6. Why did the basketball player wear a helmet? Because he was afraid of getting his head block.
  7. What do you call a basketball player who’s always late? A behind-the-back passer.
  8. What do you call a basketball player who’s always arguing with the coach? A free throw shooter. ๐Ÿคฌ
  9. Why did the basketball player change his name to “Block”? Because he was always getting in the way.
  10. What do you call a basketball player who’s always losing? A turnover machine.
  11. Why didn’t the basketball player go to the dance? Because he was afraid of getting his foot stepped on. ๐Ÿ‘ 
  12. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting injured? A glass ankle. ๐Ÿค•
  13. Why did the basketball player go to the dentist? To get his teeth whitened. ๐Ÿฆท
  14. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled? A foul magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ
  15. Why didn’t the basketball player get a job as a lifeguard? Because he was afraid of getting dunked on.
  16. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting blocked? A shot blocker. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿšซ
  17. Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? Because he was feeling low.
  18. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting turnovers? A turnover specialist. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”„
  19. Why didn’t the basketball player go to the casino? Because he was afraid of losing his chips. ๐ŸŽฐ
  20. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting steals? A pickpocket. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ

Hoops I’m in Love

  1. I’m so glad I met you. You’re my alley-oop.
  2. I love it when you shoot your shot. It’s a slam dunk for me.
  3. You’re a free throw to my heart. ๐Ÿ€
  4. With you, I’m always on a winning streak.
  5. You’re the MVP (Most Valuable Player) of my heart.
  6. I love how you always rebound from my jokes. ๐Ÿ‘
  7. I’m head over heels for you. Especially when you’re dribbling. ๐Ÿ€
  8. You make my heart skip a beat like a buzzer beater.
  9. I’m willing to be your point guard. Just call the play.
  10. You’re the perfect match for me. Like a basketball and a hoop.
  11. I’m not afraid to foul if it means getting close to you.
  12. I would tackle you to the ground, but I don’t want to get called for a technical. ๐Ÿ€
  13. I’m so lucky to have you as my referee. You always make the right calls. ๐Ÿ‘
  14. I’m not the best at free throws, but I’m a straight shooter with you.
  15. I’m so smitten with you, I’m starting to dribble the ball nervously.
  16. You’re the only player I want to play with for the rest of my life. ๐Ÿ€
  17. I’m ready to go into overtime with you.
  18. You’re the most beautiful slam dunk I’ve ever seen. ๐Ÿ‘
  19. I’m so attracted to you, I feel like I’m getting called for a foul.
  20. I’m going to rebound my heart off your smile all day long.

3-Point Love

  1. Why was the basketball player so good at geometry? Because he always knew his angles!
  2. What do you call a basketball player who’s always arguing with the refs? A foul-mouthed. ๐Ÿ˜†
  3. I love playing basketball because it’s a hoop-tastic sport!
  4. What do you call a basketball player who’s always in the paint? A post-er boy!
  5. Why did the basketball player get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the alley-oop!
  6. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting in trouble? A foul-ball!
  7. Why did the basketball player get a new pair of shoes? Because he kept tripping over his own feet!
  8. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled? A target!
  9. Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? Because he broke his hoop dreams! ๐Ÿ˜‰
  10. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting injured? A basket case!
  11. Why did the basketball player get a flat tire? Because he drove over a rim!
  12. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting rebounds? A backboard breaker!
  13. Why did the basketball player get arrested? Because he was caught with a slam dunk! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  14. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting called for traveling? A globe-trotter!
  15. Why did the basketball player get a haircut? Because he had a bad dye job!
  16. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting turnovers? A butterfingers!
  17. Why did the basketball player get a tattoo? Because he wanted to show off his slam dunk artistry! ๐ŸŽจ
  18. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting MVP awards? A unanimous decision!
  19. Why did the basketball player get a new job? Because he was tired of being a ball boy!
  20. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled out? A foul magnet!
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Courtside Confessions

  1. Case closed: I’m innocent. I was framed.
  2. What do you call a lawyer who’s always on the move? A walking brief.
  3. What do you call a lawyer who’s always late? A statute of limitations.
  4. What do you call a lawyer who’s always losing? A pro bono.
  5. What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer gets you out of jail. A great lawyer gets you out of the country.
  6. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting in trouble? A benchwarmer.
  7. What do you call a lawyer who’s always arguing with the judge? A courtroom comedian.
    ๐Ÿ˜‚ 8. What do you call a lawyer who’s always losing cases? A legal beagle.
  8. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting fired? A cannon fodder.
  9. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting sued? A malpractice attorney.
  10. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting divorced? A family law expert.
  11. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting into debt? A bankrupt attorney.
  12. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting arrested? A criminal defense specialist.
  13. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting sick? A medical malpractice attorney.
  14. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting rich? A corporate counsel.
  15. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting elected? A politician.
  16. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting promoted? A rising star.
  17. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting demoted? A falling star.
    ๐ŸŒŸ 19. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting fired? A bench warmer.
  18. What do you call a lawyer who’s always getting hired? A rainmaker.

Dribbling for Your Affection

  1. What do you call a basketball player who’s always looking for a kiss? ๐Ÿ€ Dribbling for your affection.
  2. Why did the basketball team get lost? ๐Ÿ€ They took a wrong turn at the free-throw line.
  3. What do you call a basketball player who’s always playing with his hair? ๐Ÿ€ A hair-raising experience.
  4. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ Why did the basketball players cross the road? To get to the other court!
  5. What do you call a basketball player who’s always trying to show off? ๐Ÿ€ A ball hog.
  6. I’m so good at basketball, I can shoot hoops from the couch! (With the remote control)
  7. What do you call a basketball player who never passes the ball? ๐Ÿ€ A selfish player.
  8. What do you get when you cross a basketball player with a kangaroo? ๐Ÿ€ A player who can jump for days.
  9. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿ€ A foul player.
  10. Why did the basketball player quit the team? ๐Ÿ€ He couldn’t handle the pressure.
  11. What do you call a basketball player who always has their hands in the cookie jar? ๐Ÿ€ A sweet tooth.
  12. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ Why did the basketball player get a speeding ticket? He was driving too fast in the passing lane.
  13. What do you call a basketball player who’s always losing? ๐Ÿ€ A basket case.
  14. Why did the basketball player get a new car? ๐Ÿ€ He wanted to upgrade his ride.
  15. What do you call a basketball player who’s always complaining? ๐Ÿ€ A whiner.
  16. Who’s the best basketball player in the world? ๐Ÿ€ The one who scores the most points.
  17. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled? ๐Ÿ€ A target.
  18. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ Why did the basketball player get a job at the zoo? He wanted to work with animals.
  19. What do you call a basketball player who’s always making mistakes? ๐Ÿ€ A turnover machine.
  20. Why did the basketball team lose the game? ๐Ÿ€ They didn’t have a good shot selection.

Backboard of Emotions

  1. What do you get when you cross a basketball with an emotional rollercoaster? A Backboard of Emotions!
  2. Why did the basketball player get benched? Because he couldn’t handle the emotion-ball pressures. ๐Ÿ€
  3. How does a basketball player deal with stress? They shoot for the hoop and aim for the “basket-case”. ๐Ÿ€
  4. What do you call a basketball player who’s always crying on the court? A “ball-ing mess”.
  5. Why don’t basketball players get married? Because they’re too afraid of “tying the knot”! ๐Ÿ€
  6. What do you call a basketball player who’s always arguing with the refs? A “foul-mouthed shooter”.
  7. Why did the basketball coach get fired? Because his team kept “dribbling” on the job.
  8. What’s the difference between a basketball player and a philosopher? One “dunks”, the other “thinks”. ๐Ÿ€
  9. Why did the basketball team get a new mascot? Because their old one was a “foul” player.
  10. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting into fights? A “hoop-bully”. ๐Ÿ€
  11. Why don’t basketball players like to go to the movies? Because they don’t want to “shoot” the film!
  12. What’s the best thing about being a basketball player? “Dunking” all your worries away! ๐Ÿ€
  13. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the other “side-line”.
  14. What do you call a basketball player who’s always late for practice? A “net-worker”.
  15. Why did the basketball coach get a cold? Because he was always “catching” the flu. ๐Ÿ€
  16. What’s the difference between a basketball team and a band? One “swishes” while the other “toots”.
  17. Why didn’t the basketball player go to the doctor? Because he was afraid of “needle-drops”.
  18. What’s the best way to improve your basketball skills? By practicing your “free throws”. ๐Ÿ€
  19. Why did the basketball player get lost? Because he couldn’t find the “hoop-la”.
  20. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting injured? A “fracture-phenom”. ๐Ÿ€
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Swish for the Miss

  1. What do you call a basketball player who can’t miss? A “Swish for the Miss”!
  2. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the other “swish” ๐Ÿ€
  3. What do you call a basketball that always scores? A “Swish-stant” winner ๐Ÿ€
  4. Why didn’t the basketball get a date? Because it was always “swishing” around ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  5. What do you call a basketball player who is always in a good mood? A “Swish and a Grin” โญ
  6. Why are basketball players so good at math? Because they know how to “swish” the numbers ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”ข
  7. What do you call a basketball that can’t be stopped? A “Swishful” thinker ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿง 
  8. Why did the basketball make a great first impression? Because it “swished” right in! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‘Œ
  9. What do you call a basketball that is always getting into trouble? A “Swish-stirring” rookie ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  10. Why didn’t the basketball want to play outside? Because it was afraid of “swishing” in the rain ๐Ÿ€โ˜”
  11. What do you call a basketball that is always late? A “Swish-tard” ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿข
  12. Why did the basketball go to the doctor? Because it had a serious case of “swish-itis” ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿค’
  13. What do you call a basketball that can’t make a shot? A “Swish-less wonder” ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  14. Why did the basketball get arrested? Because it was caught “swishing” in the wrong direction ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿš“
  15. What do you call a basketball that is always getting lost? A “Swish-y McSwishface” ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  16. Why did the basketball get a promotion? Because it was always “swishing” above and beyond ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ“ˆ
  17. What do you call a basketball that is always getting into fights? A “Swish-belligerent” bully ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ˜ก
  18. Why didn’t the basketball go to college? Because it was afraid of “swishing” out ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ“
  19. What do you call a basketball that is always making excuses? A “Swish-plainer” ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  20. Why did the basketball get a divorce? Because it couldn’t handle the “swish-tful” arguments ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’”

Backboard Breaker

  1. Why did the basketball player break the backboard? Because he couldn’t pass up a good shot!
  2. What do you call a basketball player who never misses a shot? A backboard breaker! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ€
  3. Why did the basketball team hire a glass cleaner? To clean up the backboard!
  4. What do you call a basketball player who is always late to practice? A backboard breaker!
  5. Why did the basketball player switch to shooting three-pointers? Because he wanted to break the backboard in style! ๐Ÿ€
  6. What do you call a basketball player who always travels? A backboard breaker!
  7. Why did the basketball player take a nap during the game? Because he wanted to break the backboard with a rested arm! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ˜ด
  8. What do you call a basketball player who is always injured? A backboard breaker!
  9. Why did the basketball player wear a helmet? Because he wanted to protect his head from the backboard!
  10. What do you call a basketball player who is always getting fouled? A backboard breaker!
  11. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to reach the backboard! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿชœ
  12. What do you call a basketball player who is always getting called for fouls? A backboard breaker!
  13. Why did the basketball player bring a hammer to the game? Because he wanted to fix the backboard! ๐Ÿ€โš’๏ธ
  14. What do you call a basketball player who is always getting blocked? A backboard breaker!
  15. Why did the basketball player bring a broom to the game? Because he wanted to sweep the backboard! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿงน
  16. What do you call a basketball player who is always getting injured? A backboard breaker!
  17. Why did the basketball player bring a paintbrush to the game? Because he wanted to repaint the backboard! ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽจ
  18. What do you call a basketball player who is always getting called for traveling? A backboard breaker!
  19. Why did the basketball player bring a blindfold to the game? Because he wanted to play with a handicap! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ™ˆ
  20. What do you call a basketball player who is always getting fouled out? A backboard breaker!

Foul in Love

  • What do you call a soccer player who’s always getting fouls? A Penalty King!
  • Why did the soccer ball get a traffic ticket? For speeding! โšฝ๏ธ
  • Why did the soccer player get a red card? Because he had a foul mouth!
  • What do you call a soccer game where everyone scores? A golazo fest! โšฝ๏ธ
  • Why did the goalkeeper wear oven mitts? Because he was afraid of a penalty kick!
  • How do you make a soccer ball laugh? You tickle its funny bone! โšฝ๏ธ
  • Why did the soccer player get lost? Because he didn’t know which way to dribble!
  • What’s the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? One has to be kicked and the other cries when it’s kicked! โšฝ๏ธ
  • How do you fix a cracked soccer ball? With a penalty shot!
  • Why is a soccer player like a good pizza? Because they’re both cheesy! โšฝ๏ธ

Travel Buddies Forever

  1. Plane and simple, we’re travel buddies forever.
  2. We’re so close, we’re practically inseparable… like airport security.๐Ÿ˜‚
  3. I’d backpack with you to the ends of the Earth… or at least until my feet give out.
  4. We’re like a travel-sized bottle of joy, always ready for a good time.
  5. Hey, wanna hear a train joke? You really need to track it down.
  6. I lost my luggage, but I’m not worried. I’ve got my travel buddy to keep me organized.
  7. We’re like two peas in a pod… especially when we’re sharing a hostel bed.
  8. Let’s make some travel memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come… or cringe at.๐Ÿ˜‚
  9. I’m so glad I have you as my travel buddy. You make every adventure unforgettable.
  10. We’re not just travel buddies, we’re travel soulmates.
  11. I’d trust you with my most valuable travel item… my toothbrush.
  12. We’re like a well-oiled machine when it comes to travel.
  13. We’ve seen the world together, and we’ve got the passport stamps to prove it.
  14. We’re a pair of travel enthusiasts who are always up for a new adventure.
  15. I’m so lucky to have you as my travel buddy. You make the journey as much fun as the destination.
  16. We’re travel buddies for life, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.โค๏ธ
  17. We’re like a travelogue come to life… with a few cheesy jokes thrown in.
  18. I’m not sure what’s more impressive, our travel skills or our ability to make each other laugh.
  19. We’re like a tour group of two, but we’re way more fun.
  20. I’m the yin to your yang, the salt to your pepper… when it comes to travel.
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Fast Break to Your Heart

  1. What do you call a basketball player who breaks your heart? A fast break to your heart. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ€
  2. Why did the basketball player get a traffic ticket? Because he was speeding to the rim. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
  3. What do you call a basketball player who’s always in foul trouble? A foul mouth. ๐Ÿคญ
  4. Why did the basketball player take a timeout? Because he needed a breather. ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ
  5. What do you call a basketball player who always gets the ball stolen? A turnover artist. ๐ŸŽญ
  6. Why did the basketball player get lost? Because he couldn’t find the backboard. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ€
  7. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting injured? A fragile shooter. ๐Ÿค•๐Ÿ€
  8. Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? Because he had a backboard headache. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿค•
  9. What do you call a basketball player who’s always making excuses? A ball hog. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ—
  10. Why did the basketball player get a dog? Because he needed a good rebounder. ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ€
  11. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting blocked? A brick wall. ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ€
  12. Why did the basketball player get a haircut? Because he wanted to be more aerodynamic. ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’จ
  13. What do you call a basketball player who’s always out of shape? A huff and puffer. ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ€
  14. Why did the basketball player get a tattoo? Because he wanted to show off his ink. ๐Ÿ€โœ’๏ธ
  15. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled? A foul magnet. ๐Ÿงฒ๐Ÿ€
  16. Why did the basketball player become a firefighter? Because he wanted to put out the flames of competition. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ€
  17. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting dunked on? A human highlight reel. ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽญ
  18. Why did the basketball player get arrested? Because he was caught ball tampering. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‘ฎ
  19. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting lost on the court? A clueless cager. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿคท
  20. Why did the basketball player get a job at the circus? Because he wanted to shoot hoops with the elephants. ๐ŸŽช๐Ÿ€

Defense Against Heartache

  • I’m not good at puns, but I’ll give it a shot.
  • I’ve got a pan lid, it’s pan-tastic!
  • What do you call a boomerang that wonโ€™t come back? A stick.
  • Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  • What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  • Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  • What do you call a cow that’s always lying down? A bull-dozer!
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick.
  • I’m not a dad, but I know how to make a dad joke.
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick.
  • Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  • What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick.
  • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Jump Shot for Joy

  1. What do you call a basketball player with a bad attitude? A foul ball. โ›น๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
  2. Why did the basketball coach get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the free throw line. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”„
  3. What do you call a basketball player who can’t make a jump shot? A groundhog. ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ€
  4. What do you call a basketball player who’s always late to practice? A slam dunk. โฐ๐Ÿ€
  5. Why didn’t the basketball player go to the movies? Because he already saw the three-pointer. ๐ŸŽฅ๐Ÿ€
  6. What do you call a basketball player who’s always in trouble? A foul ball. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ€
  7. Why did the basketball player cross the road? To get to the other free throw line. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿš—
  8. What do you call a basketball player who’s always arguing with the referee? A technical foul. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ€
  9. Why did the basketball player put his money in the bank? Because he wanted to make a deposit. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ€
  10. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting into fights? A foul ball. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ€
  11. Why did the basketball player get a speeding ticket? Because he was driving in the paint. ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ€
  12. What do you call a basketball player who’s always making excuses? A ref ball. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ€
  13. Why did the basketball player go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of dribbling fever. ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒก๏ธ
  14. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting lost? A turnover. ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ€
  15. Why did the basketball player cross the road twice? Because he wanted to make a three-pointer. ๐Ÿ€โœ”๏ธ
  16. What do you call a basketball player who’s always complaining? A whiner ball. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ€
  17. Why did the basketball player get a tattoo? Because he wanted to show off his ink. ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽจ
  18. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled? A foul ball. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ€
  19. Why did the basketball player get a new car? Because he wanted to drive in the paint. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ€
  20. What do you call a basketball player who’s always making mistakes? A turnover. ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ”„

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