101+ Boston Puns That Will Bean You Laughing!

Get ready to embark on a pun-derful journey through the charming streets of Boston! I’m positively ‘bean-ing’ with excitement to share a ‘mass-ive’ collection of Boston-themed puns that will have you rolling on the floor ‘laughing-ton’! From the ‘T-rific’ wit of the locals to the ‘wicked smaht’ puns of the elite, we’ll dive into a ‘harv-ardly’ believable world of wordplay. Whether you’re a ‘cod-sidering’ a visit to Bean Town or a ‘patriot-ic’ local, these puns are sure to make you ‘red, white, and blue’ with laughter. So, grab your ‘Dunkin’ good’ coffee and let’s ‘fenway-nomenal’ puns take you on a hilarious tour of Boston. Cheers to the ‘beantown’s best’ puns that will leave you ‘cheers’-ing for more!

Bean-tiful Puns for Boston Lovers

  1. Boston Bean-ers unite! ๐Ÿซ˜
  2. Let’s admit it, I’m bean-ing myself laughing with these puns.
  3. I’m not sure if I’m a Boston lover or a bean lover. ๐Ÿง
  4. I’ve got a bean-tastic joke for you. ๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿคฃ
  5. Bean there, done that. Pun intended.
  6. You could say I’m a bean-aholic. ๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿซ
  7. What do you get when you cross a bean with a leprechaun? A pot of gold and a belly full of gas! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’จ
  8. I’m so excited about this blog post, I’m bean-counting the seconds until it’s live! โŒ›๏ธ
  9. These puns are bean-brained, but I can’t help myself. ๐Ÿคช
  10. I’ve got a bean-utty little joke for you. ๐Ÿฅœ
  11. I’m so ready for this bean-tiful day! โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿซ˜
  12. You can’t bean-eat one of these puns! ๐Ÿ˜‹
  13. These puns are bean-spilling secrets, but I won’t tell. ๐Ÿค
  14. I’m bean-smitten with this new blog post! ๐Ÿ’˜
  15. You’re bean-ing way too serious. Let’s have some fun! ๐ŸŽ‰
  16. I’m bean-brained for these puns, and I don’t care who knows it! ๐Ÿคช
  17. I’m bean-ing myself laughing with these puns. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  18. I’m bean-ing honest, these puns are the best! ๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ
  19. You’re bean-utiful, and these puns are too! ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿซ˜
  20. Hey, I’m just bean-ing myself! ๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Mass-ive Collection of Boston Jokes

  1. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting lost? A Mass-hole!
  2. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always in the gym? A fit-Mass!
  3. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always on the go? A Mass-ter of multitasking! ๐ŸŒ
  4. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late? A Mass-ive procrastinator!
  5. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making noise? A Mass-ter of cacophony!
  6. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into trouble? A Mass-ter of mischief!
  7. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always eating? A Mass-ter of gluttony! ๐Ÿ˜‹
  8. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always talking? A Mass-ter of chatter!
  9. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always complaining? A Mass-ter of grumbling!
  10. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always up for a good time? A Mass-ter of revelry! ๐Ÿป
  11. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always in a bad mood? A Mass-ter of misery!
  12. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making mistakes? A Mass-ter of blundering!
  13. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting lost? A Mass-ter of wandering!
  14. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always on the hunt for a bargain? A Mass-ter of thriftiness! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
  15. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making puns? A Mass-ter of wordplay!
  16. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting sick? A Mass-ter of sniffles!๐Ÿคง
  17. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into accidents? A Mass-ter of misfortune!
  18. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always forgetting things? A Mass-ter of forgetfulness!
  19. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always losing their keys? A Mass-ter of misplacement!
  20. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making a mess? A Mass-ter of chaos! ๐Ÿ˜‚

T-rific Wordplay for the Hub City

  1. What do you call a dinosaur that’s always cold? A T-Rex! ๐Ÿฆ–
  2. Why did the T-Rex cross the road? To get to the other Jurassic!
  3. What do you call a T-Rex with a fake leg? A Tyranno-prosthetic!
  4. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite band? Metallica!
  5. What’s a T-Rex’s favorite food? Tyrannosaurus Ribs! ๐Ÿ˜‹
  6. Why don’t T-Rexes play poker? Because they’re all in!
  7. What do you call a T-Rex with a tiny brain? A Tyranno-saurus!
  8. Why did the T-Rex join the army? To become a general!
  9. What’s the difference between a T-Rex and a Trex? One has more bone-us!
  10. What do you get when you cross a T-Rex with a typewriter? A tyrannosaurus text!
  11. Why didn’t the T-Rex get the job? Because he was over-qualified!
  12. What do you call a T-Rex on a diet? A Tyranno-slender!
  13. Why did the T-Rex go to the doctor? For a roar test!
  14. What do you call a T-Rex that’s always happy? A Tyranno-saurus Rex!
  15. Why did the T-Rex become a chef? Because he wanted to cook-a-saurus!
  16. What do you call a T-Rex that’s lost its teeth? A toothless-aurus!
  17. What do you call a group of T-Rexes? A terror-dactyl!
  18. Why did the T-Rex get a parking ticket? For parking in a T-zone!
  19. What do you call a T-Rex that’s really good at math? A Tyranno-saurus with a PhD!
  20. Why did the T-Rex get lost? Because it was following a Triceratops!

Harv-ardly Believable Boston Puns

  1. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always getting lost? A campus compass.
  2. Why did the Harvard student cross the road? To get to the other side of the quad.
  3. What do you get when you cross a Harvard professor with a comedian? A pun-dit. ๐Ÿ“–
  4. Why did the Harvard student get a new car? Because the old one was a de-merit.
  5. What do you call a Harvard student with a perfect GPA? A grade-A student.
  6. Why did the Harvard student wear a hard hat? To protect their bean.
  7. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always late to class? A tardy professor.
  8. Why was the Harvard student so good at playing the recorder? Because they had a natural flute-ency.
  9. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always getting detention? A re-tentionist.
  10. Why did the Harvard student cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  11. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always getting into trouble? A campus rebel.
  12. Why did the Harvard student take up knitting? To make a sweater vest.
  13. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always talking about their research? A nerd with a WordPress.
  14. Why did the Harvard student get a new dictionary? To expand their vocabulary.
  15. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always getting lost? A campus wanderer.
  16. Why did the Harvard student get a new thesaurus? To find synonyms for “smart.”
  17. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always eating? A hungry scholar.
  18. Why did the Harvard student get a new microscope? To get a closer look at their studies.
  19. What do you call a Harvard student who’s always getting into debates? A campus argu-ment. ๐Ÿ“–
  20. Why did the Harvard student get a new telescope? To stargaze at their future.
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Seas the Day with These Bostonian Puns

  1. Why did the Bostonian get lost at sea? Because they couldn’t find their “cod” point.
  2. What do you call a Bostonian who always gets into trouble? A “chowdah-head”!
  3. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late? A “wicked slowpoke”!
  4. How do you fix a cracked Bostonian teacup? โ˜• With a “patch” of tea leaves!
  5. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into fights? A “brawlin’ bean townie”!
  6. Why don’t Bostonians like to go to the beach? Because “necklace” shells!
  7. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always hungry? A “chowderhound”!
  8. Why are Bostonian marathon runners so fast? Because they’re “wicked” motivated! ๐Ÿƒ
  9. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting lost? A “Fenwayfarer”!
  10. Why are Bostonian accents so hard to understand? Because they’re full of “wicked” vowels!
  11. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always cold? A “frost-bitten bean townie”! ๐Ÿฅถ
  12. Why are Bostonian drivers so aggressive? Because they’re always “trying to beat the clock” in traffic! ๐Ÿšฆ
  13. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late for work? A “wicked slowpoke”! ๐ŸŒ
  14. Why are Bostonian hockey fans so passionate? Because the “puck” stops here! ๐Ÿ’
  15. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into trouble? A “problem child” on the “Common”!
  16. Why are Bostonian students so good at math? Because they’re “wicked” with numbers! ๐Ÿ“š
  17. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always bragging? A “Hub” of self-importance!
  18. Why are Bostonian sports fans so loyal? Because they always “bleed” for their teams! ๐Ÿ’š
  19. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making excuses? A “wicked” explainer!
  20. Why are Bostonian clam chowder lovers so passionate? Because they “sea” the flavor in every bowl! ๐Ÿฅฃ

Cod-sidering Some Fishy Boston Jokes

  1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  2. Why did the fish go to the bank? To get a loan.
  3. What do you call a fish with no fins? A boneless fish.
  4. What do you call a fish with no scales? Invisible fish.
  5. What do you call a fish with no head? Dead fish.
  6. What do you call a fish with no tail? A body.
  7. What do you call a fish with no brain? Seafood.
  8. What do you call a fish with a good sense of humor? A “pun” fish.
  9. What’s a fish’s favorite seashell? A Clamity Jane. ๐Ÿ 
  10. Why did the fish get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS.
  11. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A sinker.
  12. What do you call a fish that’s always tired? A tuna fish.
  13. Why are fish so bad at poker? Because they always get a royal flush.
  14. What do you call a fish that can fly? A flying fish. ๐Ÿฆ…
  15. What do you call a fish that’s afraid of the ocean? A scaredy-fish.
  16. Why are fish bad dancers? Because they can’t keep their balance.
  17. What do you call a fish that’s always hungry? A codfish.
  18. What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A troublemaker.
  19. Why are fish so good at solving mysteries? Because they’re always following their fins.
  20. What do you call a fish that’s always on time? A “punctual” fish.

Patriot-ic Puns that Will Make You Red, White & Blue

  1. What do you call a patriot who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a clue.
  2. What do you get when you cross a flag with a computer? A stars and stripes modem.
  3. What do you call a patriotic bird? An Eagle-escent.
  4. What do you call a hero who’s always counting pennies? A patriotic miser.
  5. Why did the American flag get a sunburn? Because it was out in the sun too long!
  6. What do you call a patriot who’s always late? A procrastinating patriot.
  7. What do you call a patriotic horse? A neigh-borhood watch.
  8. What do you call a patriotic farmer? A hay-maker. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  9. What do you call a patriotic doctor? A heal-o-tician.
  10. What do you call a patriotic chef? A grill sergeant. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ
  11. What do you call a patriotic musician? A star-spangled bannerman.
  12. What do you call a patriotic teacher? A history buff.
  13. What do you call a patriotic plumber? A pipe-fitting patriot. ๐Ÿ”ง
  14. What do you call a patriotic electrician? A wire-tapping hero.
  15. What do you call a patriotic mechanic? A gear-head for America.
  16. What do you call a patriotic politician? A vote-getter.
  17. What do you call a patriotic programmer? A code-breaker.
  18. What do you call a patriotic athlete? A goal-tender.
  19. What do you call a patriotic writer? A prose-pective winner.
  20. What do you call a patriotic barber? A hair-raising hero. โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ˆ

Dunkin’ Good Puns for Coffee Lovers in Boston

  1. What do you call coffee beans singing in Boston? Dunkin’ Donuts Harmony.
  2. Why did the Boston coffee shop close? Because it couldn’t bean there anymore.
  3. Why are Boston coffee shops the best? Because they’re always pourin’ out the good stuff.
  4. What do you call a coffee lover from Boston who’s always on the go? A Dunkin’ Whoosh. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  5. How do Boston coffee shops greet newcomers? With a warm “Kenya say hello!” โ˜•๐Ÿ‘‹
  6. Why did the coffee bean move to Boston? To get its “brew-cation” on. ๐ŸŒด
  7. What do you call a coffee cup with a hole in it? A Dunkin’ Donuts Dough-nut. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  8. Why did the Boston coffee shop install a new alarm system? To keep the “joe” safe. ๐Ÿšจ
  9. What’s a coffee lover’s favorite part of Boston? The “bean” town district.
  10. What do you call a coffee-obsessed Red Sox fan? A Dunkin’ Donuts Dough-nuthead. ๐Ÿฉโšพ๏ธ
  11. Why did the Dunkin’ Donuts coffee maker take a day off? Because it was feeling “espresso.” ๐Ÿ’ค
  12. What’s a coffee lover’s favorite road in Boston? Java Street. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฃ๏ธ
  13. Why did the Boston coffee shop hire a comedian? To “roast” its beans with humor.
  14. What do you call a coffee cup with a broken handle? A Dunkin’ Donuts “mug-shot.” ๐Ÿ“ธ
  15. Why did the coffee mug get lost in Boston? Because it took a wrong “brew-turn.” ๐Ÿ”€
  16. What’s a Boston coffee lover’s favorite jewelry? A Dunkin’ Donuts Dough-nut pendant. ๐Ÿ’โ˜•๏ธ
  17. Why did the coffee lover move to Boston? To “bean” close to the best java. ๐ŸŒ
  18. What’s a coffee lover’s favorite thing to do in Boston? To “bean” about town. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธโ˜•๏ธ
  19. Why did the coffee beans get a traffic ticket in Boston? For going over the “brew-mit.” ๐Ÿš”โ˜•๏ธ
  20. What do you call a coffee lover from Boston who’s always late? A “latterday” saints. โŒ›๏ธโ˜•๏ธ
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Fenway-nomenal Puns for Baseball Enthusiasts

  1. What do you call a baseball player with a short attention span? An outfielder!
  2. Why did the baseball team ban the use of calculators? Because they kept rounding up the errors!
  3. How do you fix a cracked baseball bat? With a bat-tery! โšพ๏ธ
  4. What does a baseball pitcher call a bad umpire? A strike-three-riffic!
  5. Why didn’t the baseball player go to the prom? Because he was striking out with the ladies!
  6. What does a baseball coach do when his team loses? He makes a base for them!
  7. Why are baseball stadiums so cold? Because there’s always a wind-up before a pitch!
  8. What do you call a baseball player who can’t run? A bat-boy!
  9. Why did the baseball team lose the game? Because they couldn’t catch a fly ball! โšพ๏ธ
  10. What do you call a baseball player who never hits the ball? A strike-out artist!
  11. Why are baseball players always so tired? Because they spend all day chasing balls!
  12. What do you call a baseball player who’s always in the hospital? A bat-tleground!
  13. Why did the baseball team go to the grocery store? To get a bat-tery!
  14. What do you call a baseball player who’s not very good? A bat-man!
  15. Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he was caught stealing!
  16. What do you call a baseball player who’s always getting into trouble? A bat-tle-ax!
  17. Why did the baseball team travel in a submarine? Because they wanted to see the strike-zone! โšพ๏ธ
  18. What do you call a baseball player who’s always complaining? A whine-dup!
  19. Why did the baseball player take a bath? To wash his bat-hrobe!
  20. What do you call a baseball player who’s always getting injured? A bat-tle-worn!

Wicked Smaht Puns for the Boston Elite

  1. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late? A pahk the caah guy.
  2. Why did the Bostonian get lost in a library? Because he couldn’t find the parking space.
  3. What do you call a Bostonian who loves books? A bookworm bombay! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. Why did the Bostonian cross the road? To get to the other wicked smaht neighborhood.
  5. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into trouble? Ah wicked pissah!
  6. Why did the Bostonian get arrested? For having too many pahk tickets.
  7. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into fights? A brawler cah.
  8. Why did the Bostonian get a job as a parking attendant? Because he was always “pahkin’.”
  9. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always bragging? A big shot.
  10. Why did the Bostonian get a job as a plumber? Because he was always leaking information.
  11. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always trying to save money? A Yankee? ๐Ÿค”
  12. Why did the Bostonian get a job as a tour guide? Because he was always “guided by his gut.”
  13. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into trouble? A renegade.
  14. Why did the Bostonian get a job as a lawyer? Because he was always “looking for justice.”
  15. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting lost? A road rage fanatic.
  16. Why did the Bostonian get a job as a teacher? Because he was always “educating the masses.”
  17. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always trying to get ahead? A climber. ๐Ÿง—โ€โ™‚๏ธ
  18. Why did the Bostonian get a job as a carpenter? Because he was always “making things better.”
  19. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always losing things? A dopie.
  20. Why did the Bostonian get a job as a DJ? Because he was always “mixing things up.”

Historic-ally Funny Boston Puns

  1. Why did the Bostonian cross the harbor? To get to the other Charles!
  2. What do you call a Bostonian with a bad attitude? A Proper Bostonian!
  3. Why are Bostonians so good at geometry? Because they can measure a mile-a-minute!
  4. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late? A Fenway Frank! โšพ
  5. Why couldn’t the Bostonian find his car? Because it was parked in the Common-wealth!
  6. What’s the difference between a Bostonian and a tourist? A Bostonian knows how to drive in snow! ๐ŸŒจ๏ธ
  7. Why did the Bostonian climb the Prudential Tower? To get closer to the moon! ๐Ÿš€
  8. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always complaining? A chowdah-head! ๐Ÿฅฃ
  9. Why are Bostonians so bad at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always behind the Bean!
  10. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting lost? A tourist in their own city! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
  11. Why did the Bostonian run around in circles? Because they were going in the Roundabout! ๐Ÿ”„
  12. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into accidents? A fender-bender! ๐Ÿš—
  13. Why did the Bostonian go to the construction site? To see the new building being raised! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ
  14. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always in the know? A North Ender! ๐Ÿ“
  15. Why are Bostonians so good at guessing games? Because they’re always making a stab at it! ๐ŸŽฏ
  16. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-maker! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  17. Why did the Bostonian cross the road? To get to the other side of the Big Dig! ๐Ÿšง
  18. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting lost? A Maverick! โš“
  19. Why did the Bostonian go to the library? To check out the books on the Freedom Trail! ๐Ÿ“š
  20. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making jokes? A pun-dit! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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Harbor-ing Some Hilarious Boston Jokes

  1. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into trouble? A ha-bor-ing criminal.
  2. Why did the Bostonian get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his Beantown.
  3. What’s the difference between a Bostonian and a New Yorker? A Bostonian says “pahk the cah” while a New Yorker says “pahk the caw.” ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  4. Why don’t Bostonians like to go to the beach? Because they’re afraid of getting sand in their clam chowder.
  5. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late? A minute-man.
  6. What do you get when you cross a Bostonian and a pirate? A haaargh-bor-ing sea dog. โš“
  7. Why are Boston drivers so bad? Because they think they’re in a race with the MBTA.
  8. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always complaining? A wicked complainer.
  9. Why did the Bostonian cross the road? To get to the other sahd.
  10. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always losing things? A fahgettin’ Fahtian.
  11. What’s the difference between a Bostonian and a leprechaun? A Bostonian drinks green beer while a leprechaun wears green clothes.
  12. Why are Boston parks always so crowded? Because everyone wants to see the bean-trees.
  13. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into fights? A brawlin’ Bahstonian. ๐ŸฅŠ
  14. Why did the Bostonian get a tattoo of a clam on his arm? Because he wanted to show his bivalve pride.
  15. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making puns? A ha-buh-tist.
  16. Why did the Bostonian go to the doctor? Because he had a pahking ticket in his ear.
  17. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always bragging? A self-proclaimed ha-bawd.
  18. Why are Boston’s roads so bumpy? Because the city is built on a landfill.
  19. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always talking about sports? A Pahk Street Preacher.
  20. Why did the Bostonian get a job at a bakery? Because he wanted to be a doughboy.

Beantown’s Best: A Smorgasbord of Puns

  1. Boston baked beans? More like Boston-baked into my heart!
  2. What do you call a Beantown barber? A hair-raiser!
  3. Why did the Bostonian cross the road? To get to the other Freedom Trail! ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  4. What do you get when you mix a bean and a baseball? A Fenway franksolic!
  5. What’s the difference between a Bostonian and a New Yorker? One speaks with a broad “a,” and the other speaks with a broad “oy!”
  6. Why did the Bostonian get lost in the library? Because they couldn’t find the Beans N’ Noble section!
  7. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late? A “wicked” procrastinator!
  8. What’s the fastest way to tour Boston? By taking the Freedom Trail Express!
  9. Why did the Beantown tourist get a parking ticket? Because they parked their car in a “wicked” spot!
  10. What do you get when you combine a Bostonian and a hockey game? A “puckered” up fan!
  11. Why did the Bostonian become a poet? To “verse-ify” the beauty of the city!
  12. What’s the best way to cook a Boston cream pie? “Pie” the oven until golden brown!
  13. Why did the Bostonian study astronomy? Because they wanted to learn about the stars of the Red Sox! ๐Ÿ’ซ
  14. What do you call a Bostonian who’s good at basketball? A “celestial” shooter!
  15. Why did the Bostonian go to the doctor? Because they had a “wicked” case of the Patriots fever!
  16. What’s the difference between a Bostonian and a Canadian? One says “eh,” and the other says “wicked eh!” ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
  17. Why did the Bostonian get a new job? Because they wanted to “bean” a better employee!
  18. What do you call a Bostonian who loves to sing? A bean-o-rama!
  19. Why did the Bostonian go to the hardware store? To buy a “wicked” hammer!
  20. What’s the official bird of Boston? The “Blue Jay!”

Cheers-worthy Puns for Bostonians

  1. What do you call a Bostonian who loves to play tricks? A bean-tastic prankster!
  2. Why did the Bostonian cross the road? To get to the other pahk!
  3. What do you get when you combine a Bostonian and a cup of coffee? A wicked smaht brew!
  4. Why are Bostonians so good at driving? Because they’re always ahead of the cah!
  5. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always late? A delayed fah!
  6. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always getting into trouble? A wicked smaht troublemaker!
  7. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always losing things? A forgetful chowdah-head!
  8. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always singing? A tuneful townie!
  9. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always cracking jokes? A pahk-a-licious punster!
  10. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always talking about the Red Sox? A baseball-lovin’ fah!
  11. Why did the Bostonian get lost? Because they were taking the wrong pahth!
  12. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always on the go? A wicked busy bee!
  13. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always complaining? A grumpy pahk rat!
  14. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always working? A hard-workin’ fah!
  15. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always eating? A chowdah-lovin’ foodie!
  16. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always drinking beer? A brew-tiful boozer! ๐Ÿบ
  17. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always dancing? A wicked smaht stepper! ๐Ÿ’ƒ
  18. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always playing hockey? A puck-loving pahk ranger! ๐Ÿ’
  19. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always studying? A book-smart townie! ๐Ÿ“š
  20. What do you call a Bostonian who’s always making people laugh? A hilarious fah!

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