101+ Breakfast Food Puns That’ll Make You Say ‘Egg-cellent’!

Start your day with a side of laughter! Embark on a culinary comedy journey with our breakfast food puns. These ‘egg-cellent’ one-liners will ‘waffle’ between laughter and pancakes, making your mornings a hoot. From ‘hash browns’ that will ‘make you grin’ to ‘oat-standing’ jokes that will give you a good ‘hoot,’ we’ve got you covered. Prepare to ‘bacon’ some wisdom, ‘sausage’ a few laughs, and ‘toast’ to the perfect punchline. Our ‘smoothie operators’ will serve you a side of silliness, while the ‘French toast’ puns will make you ‘crumble’ with laughter. Don’t worry about getting an ‘omelet’ joke; we have plenty of those too. Bagel up on your puns, and let the ‘jam-packed’ jokes give you a sweet start to your day. Finally, we have a-peel-ing puns for a fruitful breakfast experience. So, grab a cup of joe, sit back, and prepare for a breakfast bonanza of puns that will make your day ‘egg-stra’ special!

Wake Up and Smell the Pun-tastic Breakfast

  1. What do you call a lazy egg? An egg-cellent excuse!
  2. Why did the bagel get a job as a comedian? Because it was a hole-arious performer!
  3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  4. What do you get when you mix a rabbit and a bee? A honey bunny! ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฏ
  5. What do you call a banana that’s in a bad mood? A “peeling” fellow! ๐ŸŒ
  6. What do you call a bee that can’t decide what to do? A maybe! ๐Ÿ
  7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! ๐ŸฆŒ
  8. What do you call a fish that wears a tuxedo? A “fish in a formal suit!” ๐Ÿคต๐ŸŸ
  9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿ„
  10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๏ธ
  11. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜
  12. What do you call a bird that flies backwards? A “rewinder!” ๐Ÿฆ
  13. What do you call a spider that can’t make up its mind? A “web-isode!” ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
  14. What do you call a fish that gets everything it wants? A “whaley” good catch! ๐Ÿณ
  15. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! ๐ŸŒณ
  16. What do you call a cowboy with no horse? A “walkin’ dude!” ๐Ÿค 
  17. What do you call a turtle that’s always late? A “shell-abrator!” ๐Ÿข
  18. What do you call a book about space? A “stellar” read! ๐Ÿ“š
  19. What do you call a snowman that knows karate? A “snow-blower!” โ˜ƒ๏ธ
  20. What do you call a banana that’s been to the gym? A “buff-nana!” ๐Ÿ’ช๐ŸŒ

Egg-cellent Puns to Start Your Day

  1. What do you call an egg that’s been in a race? An egg-cellent runner!
  2. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other “yolk”.
  3. What do you call an egg with a mustache? An egg-cellent gentleman ๐Ÿฅš.
  4. What do you call an egg that’s always happy? A sunny-side-up egg!
  5. What do you call an egg that’s been in a fight? A scrambled egg! ๐Ÿฅš
  6. What do you call an egg that’s always running late? A procrastin-egg!
  7. What do you call an egg that’s afraid of the dark? A chicken egg! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅš
  8. What do you call an egg that’s always making jokes? A pun-ny egg!
  9. What do you call an egg that’s always getting lost? A misguided egg!
  10. What do you call an egg that’s always getting into trouble? A bad egg! ๐Ÿฅš

Waffling Between Laughter and Pancakes

  1. What do you call a waffle that’s always late? A procrastin-waffle-ter. ๐Ÿฅž
  2. Why did the waffle get a traffic ticket? Because it was speeding through the griddle! ๐Ÿšจ
  3. How do waffles clean up their messes? With a waffle iron! ๐Ÿ˜‹
  4. What do you call a waffle that’s always on the lookout? A watch-waffle. โฐ
  5. What do you call a waffle that’s a real gossip? A waffle-blabber. ๐Ÿคญ
  6. Why did the pancake leave the waffle? Because it was getting too batter-ed up! ๐Ÿ’”
  7. What do you call a waffle that’s always getting into trouble? A waffle-law-breaker. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  8. How do waffles make their clothes? With an iron! ๐Ÿ‘•
  9. Why did the waffle refuse to go to the doctor? Because it didn’t want to get syrup-ed! ๐Ÿ’‰
  10. What do you call a waffle that’s always in the spotlight? A star-waffle! ๐ŸŒŸ
  11. Why was the waffle so happy? Because it had a sweet tooth! ๐Ÿฆท
  12. How do waffles keep secrets? With a waffle-lock! ๐Ÿ”
  13. What do you call a waffle that’s full of itself? A self-imwaffle-tant waffle! ๐Ÿชž
  14. Why are waffles so good at math? Because they’re always counting their stacks! ๐Ÿ“š
  15. What do you call a waffle that’s always late for breakfast? A waffle-tard! โŒ›๏ธ
  16. Why did the waffle get a job at the post office? Because it was good at delivering! ๐Ÿ“ฌ
  17. What do you call a waffle that’s always in a rush? A hurry-up-waffle! ๐Ÿ’จ
  18. Why did the waffle join the army? To fight for waffle-dom! ๐Ÿช–
  19. What do you call a waffle that’s always in a good mood? A happy-go-waffle! ๐Ÿ˜„
  20. How do waffles make music? With a waffle-phone! ๐Ÿ“ž

Hash Browns That’ll Make You Grin

  1. Why couldn’t the potato tell a joke? Because he was all mashed up!
  2. What do you call a potato with a big ego? A hash brown!
  3. Why are potatoes so good at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always incognito!
  4. What do you call a potato that’s been in the sun too long? A French fry!
  5. Why did the potato get lost in the supermarket? Because it couldn’t find the aisle!
  6. What do you call a potato that’s always getting into trouble? A spudnik! ๐Ÿฅ”
  7. Why are potatoes so good at basketball? Because they’re always dribbling!
  8. What do you call a potato that’s always making jokes? A peel-y punny!
  9. Why was the potato so happy? Because he found his missing fry-end!
  10. What do you call a potato that’s too shy to talk? A baked potato!
  11. Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the other fry!
  12. What do you call a potato that’s always on vacation? A beach spud!
  13. Why are potatoes so good at gossiping? Because they’re always getting the scoop!
  14. What do you call a potato that’s always getting into fights? A mashaholic!
  15. Why did the potato get a job as a teacher? Because he was always getting schooled!
  16. What do you call a potato that’s always making you laugh? A chuckle-ary potato!
  17. Why are potatoes so good at math? Because they’re always adding up to something!
  18. What do you call a potato that’s always getting sick? A spuddle!
  19. Why did the potato get a job at the DMV? Because he was always getting his license checked!
  20. What do you call a potato that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a hash!
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Oat-standing Jokes for a Hoot

  1. What do you call an oatmeal that’s too hot? Oat-rageous!
  2. Why did the carrot go to the eye doctor? It needed glasses!
  3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  4. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
  5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
  6. Why are fish easy to weigh? They have their own scales! ๐Ÿ”
  7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  8. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
  9. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back!
  10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  11. What do you call a bird that can fly backwards? A swallow.
  12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
  13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  14. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  15. Why was the golfer arrested? For driving his clubs! ๐Ÿ€
  16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  18. What do you call a cow that’s always telling jokes? A moo-sic comedian!
  19. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
  20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ

Bacon Bits of Wisdom

  1. What do you call a pig that can see the wind? A ham-o-meteorologist ๐Ÿท
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ
  3. I’m not a morning person. I’m a bacon person. ๐Ÿฅ“
  4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! ๐Ÿšฒ
  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ 
  7. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! ๐Ÿ†
  8. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ๏ธ
  9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–
  10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฆต
  11. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
  12. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ
  13. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–
  15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ
  16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒโš•๏ธ
  17. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer! ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ
  18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–
  19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ 
  20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ

Sausage Jokes That’ll Make You Sizzle

  1. Why did the sausage get a sunburn? Because it was too close to the grill.
  2. What do you call a sausage that’s always late? A procrastinator.
  3. Why did the sausage cross the road? To get to the other side of the bun.
  4. What’s the difference between a sausage and a hot dog? One has more bark.
  5. What do you call a sausage that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-dried sausage.
  6. Why did the sausage get lost in the woods? Because it didn’t have a map.
  7. What do you call a sausage that’s always getting into trouble? A bratwurst.
  8. Why did the sausage get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going over the grill.
  9. What do you call a sausage that’s really good at math? A wiener. ๐ŸŒญ
  10. Why did the sausage get a divorce? Because it was always getting burnt.
  11. What do you call a sausage that’s always making jokes? A pun-wurst.
  12. Why did the sausage get arrested? Because it was caught casing the joint.
  13. What do you call a sausage that’s always wearing a hat? A cap-sicum.
  14. Why did the sausage get a job as a lifeguard? Because it was always saving people from drowning.
  15. What do you call a sausage that’s always getting into fights? A hot-head.
  16. Why did the sausage get a trophy? Because it was a wiener. ๐ŸŒญ
  17. What do you call a sausage that’s always losing its keys? A forgetful frank.
  18. Why did the sausage get a job as a teacher? Because it was always grilling the students.
  19. What do you call a sausage that’s always on the go? A fast-wurst.
  20. Why did the sausage get a tattoo? Because it wanted to show off its ink.

Toast to the Perfect Punchline

  1. I’m not a dad, but I’ll still make a toast to the perfect punchline.
  2. What do you call a bread that’s always late? Toast-poned!
  3. Why did the toast cross the road? To get to the other butter.
  4. What do you get when you toast a marshmallow? A s’more!
  5. Why is toast so funny? Because it’s a real crack-up.
  6. What do you call a shy toast? A wallflower. ๐Ÿž
  7. What do you call a toast that’s always in trouble? A bad seed.
  8. What do you call a toast that’s always in a good mood? A happy chappie.
  9. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into fights? A troublemaker.
  10. What do you call a toast that’s always late? A slowpoke.
  11. What do you call a toast that’s always getting lost? A wanderer.
  12. What do you call a toast that’s always making jokes? A comedian.
  13. What do you call a toast that’s always making people laugh? A joker.
  14. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel.
  15. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple. ๐ŸŽ
  16. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A troublemaker.
  17. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan.
  18. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A rascal.
  19. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A scamp.
  20. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A naughty toast.
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Smoothie Operators with a Side of Silliness

  1. What do you call a smoothie that’s always late? ๐ŸŒ A procrastin-apple smoothie!
  2. Why don’t smoothies like to go to the doctor? ๐Ÿ Because they’re afraid of the blender!
  3. What do you get when you cross a smoothie and a bank robber? ๐ŸŒ A banana split!
  4. What do you call a smoothie that’s always trying to one-up you? ๐Ÿ A competitive smoothie!
  5. What do you call a smoothie that’s too sweet? ๐Ÿ“ A diabetes-in-a-glass!
  6. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿ‰ A berry bad smoothie!
  7. What do you call a smoothie that’s always telling jokes? ๐Ÿ˜‚ A pun-derful smoothie!
  8. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting lost? ๐ŸŒ A smoothie that’s all mixed up!
  9. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into fights? ๐ŸŽ A smoothie that’s always getting into a jam!
  10. What do you call a smoothie that’s always running late? ๐Ÿ“ A smoothie that’s always getting its berries in a bunch!
  11. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into arguments? ๐Ÿ‰ A smoothie that’s always splitting hairs!
  12. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting sick? ๐ŸŒ A smoothie that’s always feeling under the weather!
  13. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into accidents? ๐Ÿ A smoothie that’s always crashing and burning!
  14. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting lost? ๐Ÿ“ A smoothie that’s always going in circles!
  15. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into trouble? ๐ŸŽ A smoothie that’s always getting into hot water!
  16. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into fights? ๐ŸŒ A smoothie that’s always getting into a brawl!
  17. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting sick? ๐Ÿ‰ A smoothie that’s always getting the flu!
  18. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into accidents? ๐Ÿ“ A smoothie that’s always getting into a wreck!
  19. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting lost? ๐Ÿ A smoothie that’s always getting turned around!
  20. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into trouble? ๐ŸŒ A smoothie that’s always getting into a pickle!

French Toast That’ll Make You Crumble with Laughter

  1. Why did the French toast crumble? Because it had a bread-down! ๐Ÿž
  2. What do you call a French toast that’s always late? A tardy-tartine!
  3. Why don’t French toasts like to eat out? Because they’re batter-ed all the time! ๐Ÿฅž
  4. What do you say to a French toast that’s being too serious? “Lighten up! Don’t be so crepe-y!”
  5. Why did the French toast get lost on its way to school? Because it took the wrong bread!
  6. What do you call a French toast that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a cause!
  7. Why did the French toast get a parking ticket? Because it double-parked! ๐Ÿš—
  8. What do you call a French toast that’s always showing off? A bread-head!
  9. Why did the French toast get a new job? Because it was tired of being batter-ed around!
  10. What do you say to a French toast that’s too proud? “Don’t be so puffed-up! You’re just a piece of toast!”
  11. Why did the French toast go to the doctor? Because it had a yeast infection! ๐Ÿ˜ท
  12. What do you call a French toast that’s always singing? A crooner-tartine!
  13. Why did the French toast get a divorce? Because its spouse was a bad egg! ๐Ÿณ
  14. What do you call a French toast that’s been in the sun for too long? A tan-tartine!
  15. Why did the French toast get a new car? Because it wanted to be a road trip-artine! ๐Ÿš—
  16. What do you call a French toast that’s always telling jokes? A pun-tartine!
  17. Why did the French toast get a new hairstyle? Because it wanted to be en vogue!
  18. What do you call a French toast that’s always getting into trouble? A renegade-tartine!
  19. Why did the French toast go to the gym? Because it wanted to get pumped-up! ๐Ÿ’ช
  20. What do you call a French toast that’s always getting lost? A disorientated-tartine! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ

Omelet Jokes for a Scrambled Brain

  1. Why did the omelette go to the doctor? ๐Ÿณ It was feeling eggs-hausted.
  2. What do you call an omelette that’s always getting into trouble?๐Ÿฅš A jail-egg!
  3. What’s the difference between an omelette and a pancake? ๐Ÿฅž One is made in a pan, and the other is made in a frying pan!
  4. Why don’t omelettes like to tell jokes? ๐Ÿฅš Because they’re afraid they’ll crack themselves up! ๐Ÿคช
  5. What do you call an omelette that’s always late? ๐Ÿณ A dead-beat egg!
  6. Why did the omelette run away from the police? ๐Ÿฅš Because it had cracked a few yolks!
  7. What do you call an omelette that’s always bragging? ๐Ÿฅš A big-egg!
  8. Why did the omelette join a band? ๐Ÿณ Because it wanted to beat some eggs!
  9. What do you call an omelette that’s always laughing? ๐Ÿฅš A yolk-ster! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  10. Why did the omelette get a job as a teacher? ๐Ÿณ Because it wanted to crack some pupils!
  11. What do you call an omelette that’s always in the sun? ๐Ÿณ A sun-egg! ๐ŸŒž
  12. Why did the omelette go to the beach? ๐Ÿณ To get some shell-abration!
  13. What do you call an omelette that’s always getting into fights? ๐Ÿณ A scrambler!
  14. Why did the omelette go to the spa? ๐Ÿณ To get an egg-cellent massage!
  15. What do you call an omelette that’s always getting lost? ๐Ÿณ A lost egg!
  16. Why did the omelette get a job at the bank? ๐Ÿณ Because it wanted to crack some safes!
  17. What do you call an omelette that’s always freezing? ๐Ÿณ An ice-egg! โ„๏ธ
  18. Why did the omelette get a job as a librarian? ๐Ÿณ Because it wanted to shell-ve some books!
  19. What do you call an omelette that’s always making people laugh? ๐Ÿณ A yolk-a-rama! ๐Ÿคฃ
  20. Why did the omelette go to the psychiatrist? ๐Ÿณ Because it was feeling scrambled! ๐Ÿคฏ
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Bagel Bites with a Cheesy Pun

  1. What did the bagel say to the cream cheese? Spread the word!
  2. Why did the bagel get lost? Because it didn’t have a hole-istic approach to navigation.
  3. What do you call a bagel that’s too big to eat? A bread-taking sight!
  4. Why did the bagel roll over? To show off its cheesy side. ๐Ÿ˜
  5. What do you get when you cross a bagel with a pizza? A cheesy, doughy delight!
  6. Why is a bagel so popular with breakfast lovers? Because it’s a hole-in-one way to start the day!
  7. What do you call a bagel that’s always in trouble? A dough-nut!
  8. Why was the bagel arrested? For being a hole-y criminal.
  9. What’s the best thing about a bagel? It’s got character!
  10. Why did the bagel go to the doctor? Because it was feeling doughy.
  11. What do you call a bagel that’s always late? A tardy-hole!
  12. Why did the bagel get a makeover? Because it wanted to be more hole-istic.
  13. What did the mother bagel say to the baby bagel? “Don’t be a dough-head!”
  14. Why is a bagel so good at math? Because it knows how to divide!
  15. What do you call a bagel with a lot of money? A dough-lar millionaire! ๐Ÿค‘
  16. Why did the bagel get a new job? Because it was tired of being a hole-in-the-wall.
  17. What do you call a bagel that’s always getting into trouble? A dough-fficult child.
  18. Why did the bagel join the circus? Because it wanted to be a dough-nut! ๐ŸŽช
  19. What do you call a bagel that’s always in a hurry? A rush-hour dough-nut!
  20. Why did the bagel get a divorce? Because it was tired of being second-hole.

Jam-Packed Jokes for a Sweet Start

  1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  4. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  7. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  11. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
  12. What do you call a bee that can’t decide where to land? A maybe. ๐Ÿ
  13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  15. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
  20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. โ„๏ธ

A-peel-ing Puns for a Fruitful Breakfast

  1. What do you call a banana that’s always telling jokes? A peel-arious comedian.
  2. Why don’t fruit bowls like to go to school? Because they’re always getting picked on.
  3. What’s the best way to make a fruit salad? With your bare hands!
  4. Why did the apple get arrested? Because it was caught red-handed. ๐Ÿฅ
  5. What do you call an avocado that’s always in a good mood? A guac-a-mole.
  6. Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling very peel-y.
  7. What do you call a banana that’s always getting into trouble? A slippery character.
  8. Why did the strawberry cross the road? To get to the jam-packed side.
  9. What do you call a pear that’s always making jokes? A pun-isher.
  10. Why did the grape get all wrinkled? Because it was an old raisin. ๐Ÿซ
  11. What do you call a watermelon that’s always getting bullied? A rind-icule.
  12. Why did the cantaloupe go to rehab? Because it was a-melon-holic.
  13. What do you call a pineapple that’s always lost? A dis-pear-ing act.
  14. Why did the blueberry get banned from the party? Because it was a little sour.
  15. What do you call a mango that’s always getting into trouble? A tropical storm. ๐Ÿ’
  16. Why did the cherry get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going over the pit limit.
  17. What do you call a strawberry that’s always complaining? A whine-berry.
  18. Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it was feeling a-peel-ing.
  19. What do you call a kiwi that’s always in a bad mood? A sour puss.
  20. Why did the apple get a sunburn? Because it spent too much time in the core.

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