101+ Christmas Drinking Puns to Quench Your Holiday Thirst!

Christmas is the season of joy, laughter, and merrymaking, and what better way to celebrate than with a few festive puns?In this blog post, we’ll dive into the world of Christmas drinking puns, exploring the humor that can be found in the combination of holiday cheer and alcoholic beverages. Whether you’re a seasoned punster or new to the art of wordplay, we’ve got something for everyone.Get ready to raise a glass to some of the most hilarious Christmas drinking puns out there. We’ll take you on a journey through Santa’s sleigh, explore the eggnog-filled depths of holiday parties, and even venture into the realm of Grinch-approved humor.So, gather your friends, uncork a bottle of your favorite holiday spirit, and prepare to laugh out loud with our collection of Christmas drinking puns. Let’s get this party started and make this Christmas a pun-tastic one!

Ho-Ho-Ho-Ly Spirits: The Merriest Christmas Drinking Puns

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman 😂
2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
3. Why did the reindeer get lost? Because he didn’t have a GPS “deer”vice. 🦌
4. What do you call an elf who works in a candy shop? A candy cane. 🍬
5. What do you call a snowman with a gun? A snow-blower. 🔫
6. What do you call a Santa who’s always late? Claus-trophobic. 🎅
7. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always dancing? A disco ball. 🕺
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cactus? A prick ly snowman. 🌵
9. What do you call a snowman with a headache? A brain freeze. 🤕
10. What do you call a snowman who’s really good at math? An ice-calculator. ➗
11. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting into trouble? A snow-bully. 😈
12. What do you call a snowman who’s always in a good mood? A snow-flake. ❄️
13. What do you call a snowman who’s always making jokes? A snow-cone-ian. 😋
14. What do you call a snowman who’s always singing? A snow-carol-er. 🎤
15. What do you call a snowman who’s always forgetting things? A snow-zheimer’s. 👴
16. What do you call a snowman who’s always losing his head? A snow-behead-er. decapitated 💀
17. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting lost? A snow-flake-out. ❄️
18. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting into fights? A snow-brawler. 🥊
19. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting sick? A snow-flu-enza. 🤧
20. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting arrested? A snow-convict. 🚓

Santa’s Sleigh-der: Puns for the Claus-trophobic

1. What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Elf-ployment agencies.
2. Why was Santa’s sleigh so clean? Because he used reindeer windshield wipers.
3. What do you call a Santa who’s always getting into trouble? A Claus-trophobic.
4. Why did Santa’s helper get lost? Because he didn’t have a reindeer navigation system.
5. What’s a reindeer’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal. 🎄
6. What do you call Santa’s helpers who are always arguing? The North Pole-mics.
7. Why did Santa get a parking ticket? Because he left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
8. What do you call Santa’s credit card? A Claus-t-matic.
9. Why did Santa get a speeding ticket? Because he was driving his sleigh too fast in a snow zone.
10. What do you call a group of reindeer who are always singing? A carol-ing herd.
11. What do you call Santa’s helper who’s always late? The last-elf.
12. Why did Santa get a cold? Because he was sneezing Santa-claws.
13. What do you call Santa’s naughty list? The naughty-clause.
14. Why did Santa get a tattoo? Because he wanted to be more elf-inked. 🤶🏻
15. What do you call a Santa who’s always losing his keys? A Klaus-terphobic.
16. Why did Santa get arrested? Because he was caught sleighing under the influence.
17. What do you call Santa’s favorite kind of candy? Cane-dy canes.
18. Why did Santa start a band? Because he wanted to play some Christ-mas music. 🎅🏻
19. What do you call Santa’s favorite type of dance? The Ho-Ho-Ho-edown.
20. Why did Santa get kicked out of the grocery store? Because he kept grabbing the mistle-toes.

Eggnoggin’ It: Puns for Your Favorite Holiday Tipple

1. What do you call a drunk reindeer? A “rum-puncher”!
2. Why did the eggnog get lost? Because it couldn’t find its whey!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and an eggnog? A “snowball on the rocks”!
4. Why did the eggnog go to the doctor? Because it was feeling eggstraordinary!
5. What do you call an eggnog that’s been left out too long? “Naughty noggin”!
6. Why did the eggnog cross the road? To get to the Eggnie Carnegie Hall!
7. What do you call a eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A “nutmeg menace”!
8. Why did the eggnog get arrested? For being under the influence! 👮‍♂️
9. What do you call an eggnog that’s always late? “Tardy nogger”!
10. Why did the eggnog go to the beach? To get a “tan-eggnog”! ☀️
11. What do you call an eggnog that’s always happy? A “jolly nog”! 😊
12. Why did the eggnog get a promotion? Because it was a “top egg”! 🎩
13. What do you call an eggnog that’s always making jokes? A “pun-chy nog”!
14. Why did the eggnog go to the gym? To get “eggsercised”! 💪
15. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into fights? A “nogger fighter”! 🥊
16. Why did the eggnog go to the library? To check out some “eggcellent” books! 📚
17. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting lost? A “noggin navigator”! 🗺️
18. Why did the eggnog go to the hair salon? To get “eggcelent” hair! 💇‍♀️
19. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting sick? A “sickly nog”! 🤕
20. Why did the eggnog go to the doctor? Because it had a “yolk” infection! 💉

Jingle Bell Rockin’ Puns: Cheers to the Season

1. Jingle all the way to the pun-derful world.
2. Dashing through the snow, spreading puns wherever I go.
3. Let it snow, let it snow, let it pun, let it pun.
4. Don’t be a Scrooge, share your puns! 🎁
5. What do you call a reindeer with a red nose? Rudolph the Red-nosed Punner!
6. Why couldn’t the snowman make a pun? Because he was too cool. 😎
7. What’s Santa’s favorite sport? Snow-balling!
8. What do you call an elf who loves to sing? A Carol-ing elf.
9. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 🐆
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ⛄️
11. Why did the gingerbread man get lost? Because he couldn’t read a map-pancake! 🗺️🥞
12. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still standing! 🦌🎄
13. What do you call a Christmas tree with no needles? A bald fir. 🌲🚫
14. What do you call a Santa who’s always late? Claus-trophobic. 🎅🏃‍♂️
15. What’s the best way to wrap a present? With a bow and arrow! 🏹🎁
16. What do you call a snowman that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! 🗣️⛄️
17. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it was looking pine-ful. 🎄✂️
18. What do you call a reindeer with a fake nose? A faux fawn. 🦌🎭
19. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap! 🎹🎁
20. Why did the snowman get a job as a crossing guard? Because he was good at stopping traffic. 🚸⛄️

The Twelve Days of Puns: A Christmas Carol for the Parched

1. On the first day of puns, my true love gave to me: a pair of mice 🐭🧀.
2. On the second day of puns, my true love gave to me: two ewe’s 🐑🐑.
3. On the third day of puns, my true love gave to me: three French hens 🐓🐓🐓.
4. On the fourth day of puns, my true love gave to me: four claw-ing birds 🦅🦅🦅🦅.
5. On the fifth day of puns, my true love gave to me: five golden rings 💍💍💍💍💍.
6. On the sixth day of puns, my true love gave to me: six geese a-laying 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢.
7. On the seventh day of puns, my true love gave to me: seven swans a-swimming 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢.
8. On the eighth day of puns, my true love gave to me: eight maids a-milking 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛.
9. On the ninth day of puns, my true love gave to me: nine ladies dancing 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃.
10. On the tenth day of puns, my true love gave to me: ten lords a-leaping 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️.
11. On the eleventh day of puns, my true love gave to me: eleven pipers piping 🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺.
12. On the twelfth day of puns, my true love gave to me: twelve drummers drumming 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁.

Winter Wonderland of Wits: Puns to Make You Snow Joke

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. Why did the snowman get a cold? Because he wasn’t wearing a snow cap.
3. What do you call a snowman in the desert? A sandman.
4. Why did the snowman get a promotion? Because he was always head and shoulders above the rest. ❄️
5. What do you call a snowman with a short fuse? A snow temper.
6. Why don’t snowmen like carrots? Because they’re too nosy.
7. What do you call a snowman in a tuxedo? A snowballer.
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A snowman on steroids.
9. Why did the snowman get lost? Because he didn’t have a map.
10. What do you call a snowman with a criminal record? A snow goon.
11. What do you call a snowman with a PhD? Dr. Snow.
12. Why did the snowman join a gang? Because he was always getting into snowballs.
13. What do you call a snowman that can’t make up his mind? A snow maybe.
14. What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? A snow grouch.
15. Why did the snowman get a sunburn? Because he forgot to wear sun cream.
16. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting stuck? A snow drift. ❄️
17. Why did the snowman get arrested? Because he was caught giving a snow job.
18. What do you call a snowman that’s always on the move? A snow nomad.
19. Why did the snowman take a bath? Because he wanted to clean his snowmen.
20. What do you call a snowman that’s always making jokes? A snow jester.

Yule Be Merry with These Puns: Christmas Cheer in Liquid Form

1. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always happy? A merry tree-mas!
2. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? To “chill” with the vegetables!🥦🥕🌶️
3. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still cute!
4. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 🐆
5. How do you make a snowman dance? Put on some hip-hop! 🎵
6. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost! 🐧🌵
7. Why did the gingerbread man get lost? He didn’t have his cookie cutter!
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
9. Why did the turkey join a band? To become a drumstick! 🥁
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ❄️
11. Why was the Christmas tree so sad? It was having a midlife “pine” crisis! 🌲
12. What do you call a fake Christmas tree? A plastic fir-end! 🌲
13. Why did the ornament get a cold? It was hanging around with a virus! 🦠
14. What do you call a reindeer with a bad attitude? A “bah humbug”! 🦌
15. Why did the Christmas lights get tangled? They were “knotty”! 💡
16. What do you call a snowman with a mustache? A Frosty the Show-Man! ☃️
17. Why did the candy cane run away? It wanted to have a sweet escape! 🍭
18. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s too tall? A sky-craper! 🎄
19. Why did the elf get a job at the North Pole? To “wrap” things up! 🎁
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman that’s “chill” to the bone! ❄️

Bah Humbug Puns: Grinch-Approved Holiday Humor

1. Why did the Grinch get lost? Because he didn’t have a GPS: “Grinch Positioning System”!
2. What do you call a Grinch that can’t sing? A “humerbug”!
3. Why did the Grinch put his money in the freezer? To make “cold hard cash”!
4. What do you call a Grinch that loves to party? A “festive fiend”!
5. Why couldn’t the Grinch sleep on Christmas Eve? Because he had a case of “pre-Slay-ent jitters”!
6. What do you call a Grinch that’s always happy? A “grinning goblin”!
7. Why did the Grinch get a new job at the airport? To be a “baggage handler of naughty children”!
8. What do you call a Grinch that loves to read? A “story-stealing Scrooge”!
9. Why did the Grinch get a sunburn? Because he forgot to put on “sunscreen-green”!
10. What do you call a Grinch that’s always late? A “procrastinating pain”!
11. Why did the Grinch try to steal the Christmas lights? To power his “evil lair”!
12. What do you call a Grinch that’s always getting sick? A “miserable microbe”!
13. Why did the Grinch give up on his Christmas heist? Because he had a change of “heart-shaped stones”!
14. What do you call a Grinch that loves to dance? A “jingle-belling buffoon”!
15. Why did the Grinch try to eat a Christmas tree? To get his “daily dose of fiber”!
16. What do you call a Grinch that’s always complaining? A “grumbling grinch”!
17. Why did the Grinch try to sabotage the Christmas carols? To create a “silent night”!
18. What do you call a Grinch that’s always getting into trouble? A “reindeer-napping rogue”!
19. Why did the Grinch try to steal Santa’s cookies? To “satisfy his sweet tooth”!
20. What do you call a Grinch that’s always trying to scare people? A “frightening fiend”! ❄️

Hoppy Holidays: Puns That Will Make You Beer-y Merry

1. What do you call a beer that’s made from hops and barley? A hoppy brew!
2. What do you call a beer that’s always in trouble? A hop-arrested beer!
3. What do you call a beer that’s always on the go? A hoppy traveler!
4. What do you call a beer that’s always getting into fights? A hop-head!
5. What do you call a beer that’s always making you laugh? A hop-comedian!
6. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to get you drunk? A hop-hazard! 🍺
7. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to steal your money? A hop-thief! 💰
8. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you dance? A hop-scotch! 🕺
9. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you sing? A hop-era! 🎤
10. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you play? A hop-along! 🎲
11. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you learn? A hop-school! 📚
12. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you think? A hop-quiz! 🤔
13. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you work? A hop-job! 👷‍♂️
14. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you eat? A hop-meal! 🍽️
15. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you drink? A hop-tail! 🍹
16. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you sleep? A hop-lullaby! 😴
17. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you love? A hop-romance! 💕
18. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you happy? A hop-timistic! 😊
19. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you sad? A hop-pity! 🥺
20. What do you call a beer that’s always trying to make you mad? A hop-crank! 😡

Light Up the Night: Puns for Your Christmas Tree-tment

1. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into trouble? A fir-felon!
2. Why did the Christmas tree get lost in the forest? 🌲🎅 It couldn’t find its pine-t.
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
4. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always complaining? A whiny fir.
5. Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? It was feeling a little spruce.
6. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting lost? A lost reindeer.
7. What do you call a snowman that’s always happy? A jolly snowman.
8. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always angry? A grumpy fir.
9. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always laughing? A ho-ho-ho-ly fir.
10. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always singing? A carol-ing fir.
11. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always dancing? A disco-ing fir.
12. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always sleeping? A sleepy fir.
13. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always eating? A hungry fir.
14. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always drinking? A thirsty fir.
15. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always playing tricks? A prank-ster fir.
16. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always telling jokes? A punny fir.
17. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always making people laugh? A funny fir.
18. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into fights? A feisty fir.
19. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting hurt? A clumsy fir.
20. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting lost? A lost fir.

Dashing Through the Snow: Puns to Get You Sleighing

1. What do you call a reindeer with a bad attitude? A rebel without a Claus. 🦌
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. ❄
3. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? To “ice” the produce. 🛒
4. What do you call a kid who loves to make snow angels? A snow enthusiast. 😇
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 💪
6. Why did the reindeer get lost? Because he didn’t have a GPS… North Pole. 📍
7. What do you call a snowman with a PhD? An ice-cold doctor. 🎓
8. Why did the snowman get a cold? Because he didn’t wear a scarf. 🧣
9. What do you call a snowman who’s always happy? A snow enthusiast. 😊
10. What do you call a snowman in the desert? A sandman. 🏜️
11. What do you call a snowman who knows karate? A snow-jitsu master. 🥋
12. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting into trouble? A snow-cialite. 🌐
13. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? A freezy fella. 🥶
14. What do you call a snowman who’s always late? A snow-and-so. ⏱️
15. What do you call a snowman with a mustache? A frosty hipster. 😎
16. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting lost? A snow-maze. 🗺️
17. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting into fights? A snow-bully. 🥊
18. What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? A snow-flake. ❄️
19. What do you call a snowman who’s always complaining? A snow-grouch. 🙎‍♂️
20. What do you call a snowman who’s always making dad jokes? A snow-pun king. 👑

Deck the Halls with Puns: Christmas Cheer from the Rooftops

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 😁
2. Why did the gingerbread man get lost? Because he didn’t have a-dress! 🏠
3. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eye-deer. 👀
4. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it wanted to spruce itself up!
5. What do you call a snowman in the desert? A sandman. 🏝️
6. Why are candy canes such poor dancers? Because they’re always getting twisted! 🍭
7. What do you call a Santa who’s always late? Saint Nick of Time. ⏰
8. How does Santa keep his elves in line? With elf-discipline!
9. Why did the reindeer get a traffic ticket? For speeding on Santa’s sleigh-way! 🚔
10. What do you call a snowman with a sense of humor? A frosty comedian. 🎤
11. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 🃏
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🥇
13. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘
14. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! 🧪
15. How do trees get on the internet? They log in! 💻
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
17. Why don’t they allow bungee jumping in the library? Because it’s not a very quiet sport! 🤫
18. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 🎯
19. Why are colds bad criminals? They’re very hard to catch! 🤧
20. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐄

Silent Night, Puns on the Horizon: Holiday Humor for the Night Owls

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ❄️ An abdominal snowman.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? 🚲 Because it was two tired.
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? 🦌 No idea.
4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
5. Why did the mushroom go to the party? 🍄 Because he’s such a fun guy.
6. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? Boomerang.
7. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳
8. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘
9. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. 🐆
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐠
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🎃
12. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳
14. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
15. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 🦌
17. Why did the mushroom go to the party? 🍄 Because he’s such a fun guy.
18. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
19. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐠

Christmas Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud (or LOL, for the Tech-Savvy)

1. What do you call a reindeer with bad breath? A nose-full of Christmas! 😊
2. Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the Ho-Hos are! 🎅🏻
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ☃️
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! 🧛‍♂️❄️
5. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? To “chill” with the vegetables! 🥕🥦
6. What do you call a Christmas tree with no presents? A fir-ocious tree! 🎄
7. Why didn’t the Christmas tree get a job at the toy store? Because it was too knotty! 🎁🎀
8. What do you call a reindeer that’s always cold? A “chill-rein” deer! 🥶🦌
9. What’s the best Christmas gift for a drummer? A new pair of “drumsticks”! 🥁🎶
10. Why did the gingerbread man get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t have a “crumb” map! 🍪🌲
11. What do you call Santa’s helpers on a construction site? Elf-gineers! 👷‍♂️🎅🏻
12. Why did the snowman get a speeding ticket? For “snow” driving! 🚓🚨
13. What do you call a Christmas carol sung by a sheep? A “baa-humbug”! 🐑🎶
14. Why did the Christmas tree get a manicure? To “holly” jolly all year long! 🌲💅
15. What do you call a Santa Claus who’s always in a rush? A dash-er! 🛷💨
16. Why did the snowman get into a fight with the snow globe? Because it was “snow-show”! 🌨☃️
17. What do you call a Christmas tree decorated with candy canes? A “sugarplum” tree! 🍭🎄
18. Why couldn’t the elves figure out the wrapping paper? Because it was a “gift” wrap! 🎁😅
19. What do you call a deer that’s always grumpy? A “deer-pressing” deer! 🦌😠
20. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? It was “tree-mendous”! 💈🎄

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