101+ Fruit Jokes and Puns That’ll Leave You Cracking Your Pears!

Prepare yourself for a fruity feast of laughter, where every pun is ripe for the picking!Are you ready to peel back the layers of fruit-tastic humor and sink your teeth into a juicy collection of puns that will make you giggle from the pith to the rind? From melons that will crack you up to oranges that will leave you in stitches, this orchard of wordplay has something to tickle everyone’s funny bone.Get ready to embrace your in-pear-a-ble side with puns that will pear-fectly brighten your day. We’ve got jokes that will mango-nify your laughter, peachy-keen quips that will leave you blushing, and avoca-do-be-kidding-me puns that will simply smash your expectations.So, gather your friends and family, grab a handful of your favorite fruit, and let’s embark on a pun-derful journey through the world of fruit-astic humor. Each heading is a juicy chapter filled with puns that will leave you laughing your fruits off. From berry funny jokes to grape expectations, we’ve got the perfect puns to make you guffaw, groan, and everything in between.Are you ready to dive into this fruity extravaganza of puns? Let’s get started and let the laughter flow like a refreshing fruit smoothie!

Puns That Will Make You Melon-choly

1. What do you call a melon that’s always sad? A melon-choly melon! 😅
2. Why are melons such good listeners? Because they have big ears! 👂🍉
3. What do you call a melon that’s always getting into trouble? A cantaloupe-ious! 👮‍♂️🍉
4. What do you call a melon that’s always on the go? A busy-melon! 🏃‍♂️🍉
5. What do you call a melon that’s always telling jokes? A pun-aloupe! 😂🍉
6. What do you call a melon that’s always getting lost? A water-melon! 🌊🍉
7. What do you call a melon that’s always getting into fights? A musk-melon! 💪🍉
8. What do you call a melon that’s always getting sick? A sick-aloupe! 😷🍉
9. What do you call a melon that’s always getting wet? A hydro-melon! 💦🍉
10. What do you call a melon that’s always getting burned? A sun-aloupe! 🌞🍉
11. What do you call a melon that’s always getting electrocuted? A shock-aloupe! ⚡🍉
12. What do you call a melon that’s always getting hypnotized? A trance-aloupe! 🔮🍉
13. What do you call a melon that’s always getting scared? A fright-aloupe! 👻🍉
14. What do you call a melon that’s always getting drunk? A tipsy-aloupe! 🍷🍉
15. What do you call a melon that’s always getting high? A stoned-aloupe! 🌿🍉
16. What do you call a melon that’s always getting rich? A wealth-aloupe! 💰🍉
17. What do you call a melon that’s always getting famous? A star-aloupe! 🌟🍉
18. What do you call a melon that’s always getting married? A wed-aloupe! 👰‍♂️🍉
19. What do you call a melon that’s always getting pregnant? A preg-naloupe! 🤰🍉
20. What do you call a melon that’s always getting old? A geri-naloupe! 👴🍉

Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana?

1. Orange you glad you have good sense of humor? 🍌
2. Orange you glad I’m not making you peel jokes all night? 🍊
3. Orange you glad I’m not an apple-ing joke after joke at you? 🍎
4. Orange you glad I’m not splitting hairs? 💇‍♂️
5. Orange you glad I’m not a melon-cholic? 🍈
6. Orange you glad you’re not a carrot with no “punny” bones? 🥕
7. Orange you glad this joke wasn’t a banana-split? 🍌🍦
8. Orange you glad I’m not making you “grape” with laughter? 🍇
9. Orange you glad I’m not making you “pear” pressure yourself? 🍐
10. Orange you glad I’m not “berry” bad at telling jokes? 🍓
11. Orange you glad this joke isn’t a “lemon”ade of a pun? 🍋
12. Orange you glad you’re not a “pine” for more puns? 🌲
13. Orange you glad this joke isn’t a “kiwi” that will never fruit? 🥝
14. Orange you glad this joke doesn’t “fig”ure in any bad puns? 🍑
15. Orange you glad you’re not a “mango”ing to get sick from these puns? 🥭
16. Orange you glad this joke isn’t “papaya”ful of puns? 🍈
17. Orange you glad this joke is not “cherry” bad? 🍒
18. Orange you glad you’re not a “grape” for punishment for these puns? 🍇
19. Orange you glad this joke is not “peach”y-bad? 🍑
20. Orange you glad this joke is not “berry” boring? 🍒

Berry Funny Jokes to Make You Guffaw

1. What do you call a raspberry that’s lost its sense of humor? A blueberry.
2. Why did the grape wear sunglasses? Because it couldn’t bear to see itself. 😎
3. What do you call a strawberry that’s always late? Berry tardy.
4. What do you get when you cross a banana with a raspberry? A fru-nana!
5. Why did the apple get fired from the orchard? Because it wasn’t apple-ing its job!
6. What do you call a watermelon that’s feeling down? Meloncholy.
7. Why did the strawberry cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
8. What do you call a grape that’s always in trouble? A raisin. 🍇
9. Why did the banana slip? It peeled.
10. What do you call a berry that’s always getting into trouble? A black sheepberry.
11. What do you call a pear that’s too heavy? A pear-a-meter.
12. Why did the lemon get arrested? Because it was sour-faced.
13. What do you call a raspberry that’s always bragging? A show-berry.
14. Why did the strawberry go to the dentist? It had a root canal.
15. What do you call a kiwi that’s allergic to fur? A prickly pear.
16. Why did the raspberry get kicked out of the band? Because it couldn’t keep a beat.
17. What do you call a strawberry that’s always getting lost? A berry-dered.
18. Why did the blueberry get a divorce? Because it was always getting picked on.
19. What do you call a strawberry that’s always in a hurry? A rushberry.
20. Why did the raspberry get a job at the bakery? Because it knew how to make fruit tarts.

Grape Expectations: The Best Puns in the Bunch

1. What do you call a grape that’s been in the sun too long? 🍷 Raisin
2. Why did the grape go to the chiropractor? 🍇 It had a wine
3. What do you call a grape that’s always in a good mood? 🍇 A happy grape-y
4. What do you call a grape that’s always getting into trouble? 🍇 A bad grape
5. What do you call a grape that’s always getting lost? 🍇 A grape escapade
6. What do you call a bunch of grapes that are always arguing? 🍇 A grape debate
7. What do you call a grape that’s always making jokes? 🍇 A grape comedian
8. What do you call a grape that’s always singing? 🍇 A grape vocalist
9. What do you call a grape that’s always dancing? 🍇 A grapevine dancer 💃🏻
10. What do you call a grape that’s always reading? 🍇 A book grape
11. What do you call a grape that’s always sleeping? 🍇 A grape zzz 😴
12. What do you call a grape that’s always making fun of others? 🍇 A grape tease
13. What do you call a grape that’s always getting into fights? 🍇 A grape brawler
14. What do you call a grape that’s always making you laugh? 🍇 A grape joker 🃏
15. What do you call a grape that’s always getting into trouble? 🍇 A grapevine hooligan
16. What do you call a grape that’s always making excuses? 🍇 A grape escapist
17. What do you call a grape that’s always getting lost? 🍇 A grape maze runner
18. What do you call a grape that’s always getting sick? 🍇 A grape hypochondriac
19. What do you call a grape that’s always getting sunburns? 🍇 A grape lobster 🦞
20. What do you call a grape that’s always getting into accidents? 🍇 A grape crash test dummy

Figuring Out the Funniest Puns

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 😂
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
5. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a batfish!
9. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his food before it was cool.
10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
11. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? Because it had a byte in its back.
12. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
13. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? Because he was cool under pressure.
14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 😂
15. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
16. What do you call a lazy egg? A poached egg.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 😆
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a batfish!

Pear-fect Puns to Brighten Your Day

1. What do you call a pear that’s lost its shape? A pear-agon. 🍐
2. Why did the pear get arrested? Because it was caught peeling out of a parking lot. 🍐
3. What do you call a pear that’s always on the go? A pear-ambulator. 🍐
4. Why was the pear so happy? Because it was a pear-fect day! 🍐
5. What did the pear say to the apple? You’re an apple-solutely delicious friend. 🍎🍐
6. Why wouldn’t the pear share its juice? Because it was feeling pear-noid. 🍐
7. What did the pear say to the knife? I’d rather be a pear-a-chute than be sliced into pieces. 🍐🔪
8. Why did the pear get a job as a teacher? Because it was a pear-fect example of fruit-bearing. 🍐📖
9. What do you call a pear that’s always late? A pear- procrastinator. 🍐⌛
10. Why did the pear get a new haircut? Because it was tired of looking like a pear-shaped mess. 🍐💇‍♀️
11. What did the pear say to the peach? Let’s be pear-fect partners. 🍐🍑
12. Why did the pear get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going faster than the pear-mitted speed limit. 🍐🚨
13. What do you call a pear that’s always telling jokes? A pear-odian. 🍐🤣
14. Why did the pear join a choir? Because it wanted to sing “Pear-fect Harmony.” 🍐🎶
15. What do you call a pear that’s always getting into trouble? A pear-hazard. 🍐⚠️
16. Why did the pear get a tattoo? Because it wanted to pear-manently show off its personality. 🍐💉
17. What do you call a pear that’s always bragging? A pear-boaster. 🍐🗣️
18. Why did the pear get a promotion? Because it was always pear-forming exceptionally well. 🍐💼
19. What do you call a pear that’s always laughing? A pear-fectly hilarious fruit. 🍐😂
20. Why did the pear get banned from the grocery store? Because it kept pear-suading people to buy it. 🍐🚫

Apple-ing for a Laugh: Hilarious Fruit Puns

• Why did the apple make a terrible actor? Because it kept getting rotten tomatoes! 😅
• What do you call an apple that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-dried apple! 🍎☀️
• Why didn’t the apple go to the party? Because it was a little sour!
• What do you get when you cross an apple with a pear? A cantaloupe! 😊
• Why did the apple get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the pear section!
• What do you call an apple that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple! 🍎🍎
• Why did the apple join a gym? To work on its core! 💪🍏
• What do you get when you cut an apple in half? An apple-y ever after! 🍎👸
• Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little seedy! 🍏🤒
• What do you call an apple that’s been sliced and cooked? An apple pie! 🥧🍎
• Why did the apple get a job as a chef? Because it was an expert at peeling potatoes! 🍎🥔
• What do you call an apple that’s always on the go? A fast-apple! 💨🍎
• Why did the apple blush? Because it saw a peach! 🍑🍎
• What do you call an apple that’s always getting into arguments? A crab apple! 🍏😠
• Why did the apple get detention? Because it was caught in a fruit fight! 🍏👊🍎
• What do you call an apple that’s always bragging? A big apple! 🗽🍎
• Why did the apple get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be a fruit of its word! 🍎 inked
• What do you call an apple that’s always late? A tardy apple! 🍎🐌
• Why did the apple go to the movies? To see a seedy flick! 🍎🍿🎭

Mango-nificent Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches

1. Why did the mango get lost? Because it didn’t have a map!
2. What do you call a mango that’s always late? A mango-late!
3. Why are mangoes so good at math? Because they’re always counting down the days till they’re ripe! 🥭
4. What do you call a mango that’s always on the go? A mango-motive!
5. Why did the mango get a degree in music? To become a mango-linist!
6. What do you call a mango that’s always getting into trouble? A mango-delinquient! 🥭
7. Why are mangoes so good at surfing? Because they’re always riding the waves!
8. What do you call a mango that’s always making people laugh? A mango-mediate!
9. Why did the mango get arrested? For mango-laughter! 🥭
10. What do you call a mango that’s always trying to be the center of attention? A mango-narcissus!
11. Why are mangoes so good at basketball? Because they’re always dribbling!
12. What do you call a mango that’s always getting into fights? A mango-brawler! 🥭
13. Why did the mango get a job at the bank? To become a mango-financier!
14. What do you call a mango that’s always making money? A mango-millionaire!
15. Why did the mango get a divorce? Because it was always getting peeled! 🥭
16. What do you call a mango that’s always getting into accidents? A mango-crash!
17. Why did the mango get a job at the library? To become a mango-librarian! 🥭
18. What do you call a mango that’s always getting lost? A mango-wanderer!
19. Why did the mango get a degree in engineering? To become a mango-technician!
20. What do you call a mango that’s always getting into trouble? A mango-delinquent! 🥭

Peachy Jokes for All Occasions

1. What do you call a peach that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a core.
2. What do you call a peach that’s always making you laugh? A pun-derful peach.
3. What do you call a peach that’s always making you blush? A peachy keen peach.
4. What do you call a peach that’s always late? A peachy procrastinator.
5. What do you call a peach that’s always talking? A chatty patty peach.
6. What do you call a peach that’s always singing? A peachy karaoke star.
   🍑 7. What do you call a peach that’s always dancing? A peachy salsa dancer.
7. What do you call a peach that’s always playing pranks? A peachy prankster.
8. What do you call a peach that’s always getting lost? A peachy wanderer.
9. What do you call a peach that’s always making mistakes? A peachy blunderer.
   🍑 11. What do you call a peach that’s always getting stuck in trees? A peachy tree hugger.
10. What do you call a peach that’s always getting into fights? A peachy brawler.
11. What do you call a peach that’s always getting sick? A peachy hypochondriac.
12. What do you call a peach that’s always trying to be the center of attention? A peachy attention hog.
    🍑 15. What do you call a peach that’s always trying to be the leader? A peachy dictator.
13. What do you call a peach that’s always trying to be the funniest? A peachy comedian.
14. What do you call a peach that’s always trying to be the smartest? A peachy Einstein.
15. What do you call a peach that’s always trying to be the best? A peachy perfectionist.
16. What do you call a peach that’s always trying to be the richest? A peachy tycoon.
17. What do you call a peach that’s always trying to be the prettiest? A peachy beauty queen.

Avocado-Be-Kidding Me! These Jokes Are Simply Smashing

1. Why did the avocado go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling pit-y.
2. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting into trouble? A guac star.
3. Why did the avocado get a ticket? It was speeding in the pit lane.
4. What do you call an avocado that’s always happy? A-vocado-joy.🥑
5. Why are avocados so good at telling jokes? They’re absolute pear-fectionists.
6. What do you call an avocado that’s always in a good mood? A guac-a-mole.
7. Why did the avocado become a comedian? It was tired of being taken for gran-teed.
8. What do you call an avocado that’s always causing trouble? A smash-erator.
9. Why are avocados so popular in the summer? They’re the ultimate smash-hit.🥑
10. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting into fights? A guac-a-bully.
11. Why did the avocado get a promotion? It was a real smash-up.
12. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting lost? A guac-a-stravagant explorer.
13. Why did the avocado get a job as a secret agent? It was a master of disguise.🥑
14. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting into trouble? A bad smash.
15. Why did the avocado become a doctor? It wanted to help people with their pits.
16. What do you call an avocado that’s always on the go? A guac-celerator.
17. Why did the avocado get a tattoo? It wanted to ‘Avocad-ink’ itself.
18. What do you call an avocado that’s always sleeping? A snooz-avo.🥑
19. Why did the avocado get a divorce? It couldn’t stand the pit-ter patter.
20. What do you call an avocado that’s always making bad decisions? A smash-and-burn.

Date-licious Puns That Will Make You Blushing

1. What do you call a fruit that’s always on a date? 📆🍒 Date-licious
2. Why did the tomato blush? 🍅 Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you get when you cross a cucumber with a tomato? 🥒🍅 A cucato!
4. Why was the fruit salad blushing? 😉🍓🍑 Because it was getting dressed!
5. What do you call a pear that’s always having a good time? 🍐😁 A jolly pear!
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? 🍌🤒 Because it wasn’t peeling well!
7. What do you call a fruit that’s always in a hurry? 🍏🏃‍♀️ A rush pear!
8. Why was the strawberry so embarrassed? 🍓😳 Because it was caught in a jam!
9. What do you call a grape that’s always getting into trouble? 🍇🚫 A rebel raisin!
10. Why did the watermelon get a big head? 🍉😁 Because it was full of seeds!
11. What do you call a fruit that’s always looking for a party? 🍍🥳 A pine-apple!
12. Why did the orange get lost? 🍊🗺️ Because it didn’t know how to peel!
13. What do you call a fruit that’s always trying to impress you? 🍇✨ A raisin-g star!
14. Why did the avocado get a makeover? 🥑💄 Because it wanted to look guac-tacular!
15. What do you call a fruit that’s always on the lookout? 🍈👀 A cantaloupe-scope!
16. Why did the peach get invited to the party? 🍑🎉 Because it was just peachy!
17. What do you call a fruit that’s always up for a good time? 🍓🥳 A straw-berry!
18. Why did the banana and the strawberry go on a date? 🍌🍓 They were a couple that made a perfect pear!
19. What do you call a fruit that’s always in a good mood? 🍎😁 An apple-solutely happy fruit!
20. Why did the grape get so excited? 🍇😁 Because it was going to be a raisin!

Pit-iful Puns That Will Make You Groan

1. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired.
3. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
6. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
7. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
10. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.
11. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back.
12. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
15. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
16. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
17. Why did the computer freeze? Because it ran out of “ice” cream. 🍦
18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌻
20. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta. 🍝

Fruitastic Puns That Are the Berry Best

• What did the banana say to the orange? Let’s peel out of here.
• Why did the strawberry get lost? Because it couldn’t find its berry patch.
• What do you call a fruit that’s always practicing? A pear-fect student.
• Why are grapes so funny? Because they’re full of wine jokes.
• What do you call a fruit that’s a good dancer? A grape-vine.
• Why are apples so secretive? Because they have a lot to peel.
• What do you call a fruit that’s really hard to catch? A plum-itive.
• Why did the pear get a job at the library? Because it wanted to be well-red.
• What do you call a fruit that’s always on the go? A hurry-berry.
• Why are pineapples so friendly? Because they’re always wearing a crown. 👑
• What do you call a fruit that’s a real party animal? A rave-berry. 🥳
• Why did the lemon get arrested? Because it was sour-faced.
• What do you call a fruit that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel-berry. 😈
• Why are bananas so good at predicting weather? Because they can peel it.
• What do you call a fruit that’s always in a bad mood? A cran-berry. 😡
• Why did the fruit salad go to the doctor? Because it was feeling fruity.
• Why are kiwi fruits so hairy? Because they work out a lot. 💪
• What do you call a fruit that’s super smart? A wise-apple. 🍎📚
• Why did the avocado go to the bank? To get its money-guacamole. 🥑💰

Juicy Jokes That Will Brighten Your Day

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
3. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🍌
5. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
8. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
11. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
14. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🍊
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
19. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato!
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!