101+ Witty Puns That’ll Make You Laugh Otter-Ly!

Hey there, pun-derful readers! Get ready to crack a smile and tickle your funny bone with this delightful collection of hilarious puns. From veggie-licious wordplay to animal-inspired antics, we’ve got a punny treat for every taste.Dive into the crisp world of veggies with Lettuce Romain Friends, where cucumbers become ‘cool cumbers’ and broccoli transforms into ‘broc-oli-licious’. Then, get cheesy with Say Cheesey: Dairy-licious Puns, where milk becomes ‘moo-licious’ and cheddar is ‘chedderiffic’.For a fruity feast, Holy Moly Guacamole brings you a cornucopia of puns centered around your favorite avocado dip. From ‘avo-cardio’ to ‘guac-tacular,’ get ready to ‘guac’ and roll with laughter.But wait, there’s ‘meat’ to this punny fest! Time to Meat You delivers a side-splitting serving of animal-inspired humor. Discover the ‘hog-wild’ world of pigs, get ‘fowl’ with bird-themed puns, and dive into the ocean of ‘sea-rious’ puns with Sea-rious Business.From the sweet to the savory, Dough-Licious Delights will satisfy your craving for carb-centric puns. Get ‘dough-eyed’ with these bread-tastic jokes and ‘roll’ with laughter as we explore the world of pizza, pasta, and more.And for the perfect ending to your punny adventure, Sweet as Sugar brings you a dessert-themed sugar rush of humor. From ‘pie-fection’ to ‘donut-missable’ puns, these sweet treats are sure to leave you craving for more.So, what are you ‘wheat-ing’ for? Dive into this pun-derland and let the hilarity ‘meat’ your every desire. Get ready to ‘pun-ish’ your friends and family with laughter and create a ‘pun-ny’ bond you’ll cherish forever!

Lettuce Romain Friends: Puns with Veggies

  1. What do you call a carrot that’s good at math? A square root.
  2. Why was the lettuce sad? Because it couldn’t romaine calm. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  3. Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it couldn’t find its florets.
  4. Why should you never tell a joke to a vegetable? Because it might get corn-y.
  5. What do you call a mushroom that plays the drums? A fungi.
  6. Why did the asparagus get arrested? Because it was stalking someone.
  7. What do you call a tomato that’s holding a grudge? A beef-steak.
  8. What do you call a carrot that’s always happy? A carrot-enthusiast.
  9. Why did the spinach get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast.
  10. What do you call a bean that’s always in trouble? A trouble-maker bean.
  11. Why did the potato get a sunburn? Because it was out in the sun too long.
  12. What do you call a cucumber that’s always getting into trouble? A pickle.
  13. Why did the onion get in trouble? Because it was crying in public.
  14. What do you call a mushroom that’s always bragging? A show-off mushroom. ๐Ÿ„
  15. Why did the lettuce get sick? Because it ate too much dressing.
  16. What do you call a vegetable that’s always getting lost? A wander-lust-bean.
  17. Why did the asparagus get a job as a bouncer? Because it was tough.
  18. What do you call a tomato that’s always making jokes? A pun-mato.
  19. Why did the broccoli start a band? Because it wanted to rock and roll.
  20. What do you call a vegetable that’s always counting? A numer-cucumber.

Say Cheesey: Dairy-licious Puns

  1. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  2. Why did the butter get a loan? Because it was in a spread!
  3. What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! ๐Ÿง€
  4. What do you get when you cross a cow and a clock? Milk at the right time!
  5. Why did the milk go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling curd!
  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿคฃ
  7. Why are cows such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet!
  8. What do you call a cheese that’s always running late? Nacho cheese!
  9. What do you call a cow that does magic tricks? A moo-gician! ๐ŸŽฉ
  10. Why did the cheese get arrested? Because it was caught red-handed!
  11. What do you call a cow that loves to play music? A calf-inet! ๐ŸŽถ
  12. What do you call a cheese that’s too expensive? Gouda-bye! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป
  13. What do you call a cow that’s always on the phone? A bull-ringer!
  14. Why did the cheese shop close down? Because it had too many curds!
  15. What do you call a cow that can’t swim? A sink-er!
  16. What do you call a cheese that’s always making jokes? A cheddar-pun!
  17. Why did the cheese cross the road? To get to the udder side!
  18. What do you call a cow that’s always on time? A punctual bovine! ๐Ÿ„
  19. Why did the cheese get lost? Because it couldn’t find its whey!
  20. What do you call a cheese that’s too smelly? A stinker!

Holy Moly Guacamole: Fruitful Puns

  1. What do you call a lazy avocado? ๐Ÿ˜Ž Avo-laid-back.
  2. Why did the apple join a band? ๐ŸŽ To become a rockin’ roll.
  3. What do you call a banana that’s always getting into trouble? ๐ŸŒ A peel-y bad boy.
  4. Why are oranges so good at keeping secrets? ๐ŸŠ Because they have a thick rind.
  5. What do you call a pear that’s always getting into fights? ๐Ÿ A bruiser.
  6. What do you call a strawberry that’s always making you laugh? ๐Ÿ“ A berry-funny.
  7. Why was the grape so proud? ๐Ÿ‡ Because it won the purple heart.
  8. What do you call a watermelon that’s always on the go? ๐Ÿ‰ A seed-sower.
  9. Why did the kiwi go to the doctor? ๐Ÿฅ To get some vitamin see.
  10. What do you call a fruit that’s always telling jokes? ๐Ÿ‹ A pun-ny apple.
  11. Why did the mango get lost? ๐Ÿฅญ Because it didn’t have a map.
  12. What do you call a peach that’s always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿ‘ A rotten peach.
  13. Why was the pineapple so happy? ๐Ÿ Because it got crowned king of the fruits.
  14. What do you call a banana that’s always feeling down? ๐ŸŒ A blue banana.
  15. Why did the apple go to the beach? ๐ŸŽ To get a tan-apple.
  16. What do you call a watermelon that’s always getting into fights? ๐Ÿ‰ A melon-fighter.
  17. Why did the strawberry get a sunburn? ๐Ÿ“ Because it didn’t wear sunscreen.
  18. What do you call a grape that’s always making excuses? ๐Ÿ‡ A sour grape.
  19. Why did the pear get a speeding ticket? ๐Ÿ Because it was speeding through the orchard.
  20. What do you call a fruit that’s always getting into trouble? ๐ŸŒ A trouble-maker.
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Time to Meat You: Animal-Inspired Puns

  1. Why did the cow cross the road? To eat steak at the other side.
  2. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A fleece rug. ๐Ÿท
  3. Why did the pig join the choir? Because he wanted to sing “ham-bama-lam-a-ding-dong.”
  4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
  5. Why did the dog go to the vet? Because he was paw-sitive he was sick. ๐Ÿถ
  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  7. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get its pecs flexed. ๐Ÿข
  8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  10. Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other tusk. ๐Ÿ˜
  11. What do you call a cat that loves to swim? A meowmaid.
  12. Why did the penguin slide across the ice? Because he wanted to break the ice!
  13. What do you call a lion that tells jokes? A pun-tera. ๐Ÿฆ
  14. Why did the zebra get lost? Because it couldn’t find its stripes.
  15. What do you call a bird that can fly backwards? A swallow.
  16. Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other slither. ๐Ÿ
  17. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
  18. Why did the snail get fired from the post office? Because he was too slow!
  19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. ๐Ÿข
  20. Why did the pig get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t have any boar-d sense!

Dough-Licious Delights: Carb-Craving Puns

  1. What do you call a lazy croissant? A dough-nothing.
  2. Why did the pizza dough go to the doctor? Because it was feeling kneady.
  3. What do you get when you cross a croissant and a bagel? A dough-nut.
  4. Why did the baker get a yeast infection? Because he kept kneading the dough.
  5. What do you call a carb-loving baker? A bread-winner.
  6. Why did the bread loaf get lost? Because it didn’t have its crumbs.
  7. What do you call a baker who’s always late? A tardy dough-boy. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  8. Why did the muffin go to the gym? To get its buns in shape.
  9. What do you call a baker with a bad temper? A dough-minator.
  10. Why did the bread loaf get arrested? Because it was caught rising dough.
  11. What do you call a bread loaf with a bad attitude? A sourdough.
  12. Why did the croissant join a marching band? To play its flutes.
  13. What do you call a baker who’s always on the go? A dough-dasher.
  14. Why did the bagel get a job at a carnival? To be the dough-boy.
  15. What do you call a baker who’s always in trouble? A dough-bag. ๐Ÿž
  16. Why did the baker cross the road? To get to the other side of the bun.
  17. What do you call a carb-loving ogre? A dough-monster.
  18. Why did the baked goods join a choir? To learn how to knead harmony.
  19. What do you call a baker who’s always getting into trouble? A dough-head.
  20. Why did the yeast get a job at the bakery? Because it had a lot of dough to rise to.

Sweet as Sugar: Dessert-Themed Puns

  1. What do you call a dessert that’s always in a bad mood? ๐Ÿจ A cran-tart!
  2. Why did the donut run away from the baker? ๐Ÿฉ Because he was afraid of getting glazed!
  3. What do you call a cake that’s always on vacation? ๐ŸŽ‚ A getaway cake!
  4. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor? ๐Ÿง Because it was having a sugar rush!
  5. What do you call a donut that’s always telling jokes? ๐Ÿฉ A pun-cake!
  6. Why did the cheesecake get a parking ticket? ๐Ÿฐ Because it was parked in a sweet spot!
  7. What do you call a pie that’s always making you laugh? ๐Ÿฅง A pie-oneer!
  8. Why did the ice cream cone get a speeding ticket? ๐Ÿฆ Because it was caught licking too fast!
  9. What do you call a brownie that’s always up for a party? ๐Ÿซ A brownie in a party hat!
  10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? ๐Ÿช Because it was feeling crumbled!
  11. What do you call a dessert that’s always playing tricks on you? ๐Ÿฎ A custard-mer!
  12. Why did the candy bar get a promotion? ๐Ÿฌ Because it was a high-roller! ๐Ÿซ
  13. What do you call a dessert that’s always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿฐ A naughty cake!
  14. Why did the ice cream cone wear sunglasses? ๐Ÿฆ Because it was glaring at the sun!
  15. What do you call a dessert that’s always making you smile? ๐Ÿฅง A pie-fection!
  16. Why did the donut get a new job? ๐Ÿฉ Because it wanted to roll with the big doughs!
  17. What do you call a dessert that’s always getting into arguments? ๐Ÿง A debate-cake!
  18. Why did the cheesecake get arrested? ๐Ÿฐ Because it was caught cold!
  19. What do you call a dessert that’s always making you laugh? ๐Ÿซ A pun-cake!
  20. Why did the ice cream cone go to the doctor? ๐Ÿฆ Because it was having a melt-down!

Off the Hook: Fishing-Related Puns

  1. Why did the fish get lost? ๐Ÿ ๐ŸŸ Because it didn’t have a map!
  2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿ‘€ Fsh!
  3. Why did the fish go to the doctor? ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒก๏ธ Because it wasn’t feeling seiner!
  4. What do you call a fish that loves to dance? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ƒ A breakdancer!
  5. Why did the seafood restaurant close down? ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ  Because it was shell-shocked!
  6. What do you call a fish with no scales? ๐ŸŸ Undressed!
  7. Why are fish so smart? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค“ They’re good at solving sea-quels!
  8. What kind of fish only swims at night? ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒ™A nightlight fish!
  9. What do you call a very tired fish? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜ด A flounder!
  10. Why couldn’t the fish cross the road? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซโ›”๏ธ Because it got caught in its net!
  11. What do you call a fish with a bad attitude? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜ก A grumpy grouper!
  12. What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿš“ A salmonella!
  13. Why did the fish go to the ATM? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ฐ To get its cod-cash!
  14. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? ๐ŸŸโ™ฟ A fin-ished fish!
  15. Why didn’t the fish go to college? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ“š Because he was a-flounder!
  16. What do you call a fish that’s always late? ๐ŸŸโฐ A tardy trout!
  17. Why did the fish get a job at the library?๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ“– To shelf-ish the books!
  18. What do you call a fish that’s always making jokes? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚ A pun-fish!
  19. Why did the fish go to the bank? ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ To get a loan-fin!
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Fowl Play: Bird-Themed Puns

  • Why did the bird go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather.
  • What do you call a bird that’s always late? A tardy bird.
  • Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  • What do you get when you cross a bird and a bee? A hum-mingbird.
  • Why did the bird wear a raincoat? To keep its feathers dry.
  • What do you call a bird that can’t stop singing? A nonstop mockingbird.
  • Why did the bird go to the gym? To wing it.
  • What do you call a bird that’s always on the go? A jet-setter.
  • Why did the bird take a vacation? It was feeling a little beaked.
  • What do you call a bird that’s always in trouble? A fowl criminal.
  • Why did the bird get a promotion? It was a high flyer.
  • What do you call a bird that always gets dirty? A mud lark.
  • Why did the bird join the band? It wanted to tweet.
  • What do you call a bird that’s always getting into fights? A sparrowhawk.
  • Why did the bird get a job as a librarian? It loved to read.
  • What do you call a bird that’s always sleeping? A night owl.
  • Why did the bird go to the doctor? It had a canary in its ear.
  • What do you call a bird that’s always getting lost? A lost cockatoo.

Sea-rious Business: Ocean-Inspired Puns

  1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ˜…
  2. Why did the ocean wave roll away? It was tide! ๐ŸŒŠ
  3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜
  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh! ๐ŸŸ
  5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธโ›ณ
  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a bat-fish! ๐Ÿฆ‡๐ŸŸ
  7. What do you call a lazy jellyfish? A couch potato-fish! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฅ”
  8. What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A guppy with an attitude! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜ก
  9. Why did the ocean get a cold? Because it couldn’t keep its tide shut! ๐Ÿฅถ๐ŸŒŠ
  10. What do you call a fish that can’t stop singing? A tuna-fish! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽค
  11. Why did the seagull fly over the bay? To get to the other tide! ๐ŸŒŠgull
  12. What do you call a fish that always tells jokes? A pun-fish! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿคฃ
  13. What do you call a fish that’s always late? A tardy-fish! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•’
  14. Why did the ocean wave get a sunburn? Because it was too tide! ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒž
  15. What do you call a fish that can’t swim straight? A tide-pool! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ
  16. Why did the beach get a manicure? To get its tide-y! ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ’…
  17. What do you call a fish that loves to dance? A break-fin! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’ƒ
  18. Why did the octopus get lost? Because it couldn’t find its tentacles! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
  19. What do you call a fish that’s always in a good mood? A smilin’-fish! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜„
  20. Why did the ocean get a sunburn? Because it was too tidal! ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒž

Stuck in a Rut: Transportation-Themed Puns

  1. What do you call a car that’s always breaking down? A lemon-aid stand!
  2. What do you call a traffic jam caused by a herd of cows? A cattle-log! ๐Ÿš—
  3. What do you call a car that’s always getting lost? A mapless! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
  4. What do you call a car that’s always running late? A tardis! โŒš
  5. What do you call a car that’s always getting into accidents? A crash-test dummy! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  6. What do you call a car that’s always running out of gas? A fuel-ish! โ›ฝ
  7. What do you call a car that’s always getting dirty? A mud-slinger! ๐Ÿšœ
  8. What do you call a car that’s always getting stuck? A traffic-jammer! ๐Ÿ›‘
  9. What do you call a car that’s always getting into trouble? A police magnet! ๐Ÿš“
  10. What do you call a car that’s always getting lost? A direction-less! ๐Ÿงญ
  11. What do you call a car that’s always getting tickets? A speed demon! ๐Ÿ‘น
  12. What do you call a car that’s always getting towed? A tow-tally wrecker! ๐Ÿ’”
  13. What do you call a car that’s always getting washed? A car-wash catastrophe!๐Ÿ’ฆ
  14. What do you call a car that’s always getting repaired? A mechanic’s dream! ๐Ÿ’ฐ
  15. What do you call a car that’s always getting stolen? A hot-rod! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  16. What do you call a car that’s always getting broken into? A smash-and-grab! ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  17. What do you call a car that’s always getting keyed? A vandal’s delight! ๐Ÿ”‘
  18. What do you call a car that’s always getting dents? A dent-head! ๐Ÿค•
  19. What do you call a car that’s always getting repossessed? A repo-man’s nightmare! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
  20. What do you call a car that’s always getting flat tires? A puncture-prone peril! ๆ‰Ž

Gear Up for Laughs: Technology-Related Puns

  1. What do you call a computer that’s always in a bad mood? A byte-mare.
  2. Why did the laptop get a cold? Because it was downloading a virus.
  3. What do you call a computer that’s always on the go? A laptop-top.
  4. Why did the computer science student get a haircut? To fix his bad algorithm.
  5. What do you call a computer that’s always full of junk? A hard drive.
  6. What’s the difference between a good computer and a bad computer? The good computer doesn’t crash. ๐Ÿค–
  7. Why did the programmer take his laptop to the beach? To get a byte out of the sun.
  8. What do you call a computer that’s always making mistakes? A bug-ridden machine. ๐Ÿž
  9. What do you call a computer that’s always late? A procrastinator.
  10. What do you call a computer that’s always dirty? A byte-mess.
  11. What do you call a computer that’s always hungry? A mega-byte.
  12. What do you call a computer that’s always cold? A shiver-byte. โ„๏ธ
  13. What do you call a computer that’s always sleeping? A byte-hibernator.
  14. What do you call a computer that’s always running away? A byte-runner.
  15. What do you call a computer that’s always breaking down? A byte-breaker.
  16. What do you call a computer that’s always bored? A byte-stander.
  17. What do you call a computer that’s always smiling? A byte-happy. ๐Ÿ˜Š
  18. What do you call a computer that’s always in a daze? A byte-dazed.
  19. What do you call a computer that’s always arguing? A byte-fighter.
  20. What do you call a computer that’s always making noise? A byte-buzzer.
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Money Talks: Finance-Themed Puns

  1. What do you call a lazy accountant? A slacker-vator.
  2. Why did the stock market crash? Because it ran out of investors!
  3. What do you get when you cross a mathematician and a banker? An interest-ing equation!
  4. Why did the credit card get lost? ๐Ÿ’ณ Because it couldn’t find its balance!
  5. How do you invest in sheep? Buy a ewe-ture fund.
  6. Why did the penny get arrested? For being a copper! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  7. What do you call a loan taken out by a cow? A “hoof-and-mouth” agreement.
  8. Why did the financial advisor get a cold? Because he was full of bad assets!
  9. What do you call a bank that only accepts deposits from chickens? An eggs-clusive bank. ๐Ÿ”
  10. Why did the cashier get confused? Because she couldn’t tell the difference between a five and a fifty!
  11. What do you call a financial planner who’s always broke? An oxymoron.
  12. Why did the stock market go on a diet? ๐Ÿ“Š Because it was overweight!
  13. What do you call a loan that’s never paid back? A never-ending story.
  14. Why did the mathematician invest in a mirror? ๐Ÿชž To double his assets!
  15. What do you call a banker with no money? An interest-ing paradox.
  16. Why did the dollar bill get a divorce? Because it was always folding on itself!
  17. What do you call a financial advisor who’s always late? A procrastinator with interest!
  18. Why did the penny get arrested for trespassing? ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ Because it kept going into other people’s wallets!
  19. What do you call a loan that’s backed by your house? A mortgage-age. ๐Ÿก
  20. Why did the stock market get a speeding ticket? Because it was going at a rate of knots! ๐Ÿšค

Musical Notes to Tickle Your Funny Bone: Music-Themed Puns

  1. Why don’t music notes like going to the dentist? Because they’re afraid of getting filled!
  2. What do you call a musical instrument that’s always out of tune? A fretful guitar!
  3. Why did the musician cross the road? To get to the other scale! ๐ŸŽถ
  4. What do you call a piano that’s always out of order? A broken grand!
  5. Why don’t musicians like playing in the rain? Because it dampens their spirits! ๐ŸŒง๏ธ
  6. What’s the difference between a conductor and a traffic cop? One waves a baton, while the other waves a baton!
  7. Why did the drummer get lost in the woods? Because he was following the beat of a different drummer! ๐Ÿฅ
  8. What do you call a singer who’s always getting into trouble? A treble-maker!
  9. Why did the music teacher get a ruler? To measure the rests!
  10. What do you call a musical scale that’s always wet? A moist scale! ๐Ÿ’ฆ
  11. Why was the orchestra so quiet? Because the conductor was holding a silent baton!
  12. What do you call a musical instrument that’s always running late? A slowpoke! ๐Ÿข
  13. Why did the violin get a cold? Because it was out of tune!
  14. What do you call a musician who sleeps through every rehearsal? A snooze-ician! ๐Ÿ˜ด
  15. Why did the piano cry? Because it was out of keys! ๐Ÿ”‘
  16. What’s the difference between a viola and a violin? A viola is bigger and has more strings. A violin is smaller and has fewer strings.
  17. Why did the flute get a sunburn? Because it was out in the open! โ˜€๏ธ
  18. What do you call a musician who can’t read music? A tone-deaf illiterate!
  19. Why did the trombone player get lost? Because he didn’t have a road map! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
  20. What do you call a group of musicians who only play in the dark? A black-out band! ๐Ÿ”ฆ

Sports Puns That Will Score a Laugh

  1. What do you call a golfer who can’t keep their ball in the fairway? A tee-totaller.
  2. How do you fix a cracked tennis racket? With a tennis patch!
  3. What do you call a soccer player who’s always offside? Ronald Offsideo.
  4. Why was the basketball player afraid of the coach? Because he was a foul shooter.
  5. What do you call a baseball player who can’t hit a curveball? A straight shooter.
  6. Why did the football player get lost? Because he didn’t know which way the end zone was.
  7. What do you call a hockey player who’s always getting into fights? A puck bunny.
  8. What do you call a baseball player who always strikes out? A batter-up.
  9. ๐ŸŽพ Why did the tennis player wear sunglasses? Because he wanted to hit the ball with his racket-ball. โšพ๏ธ
  10. What do you call a boxer who’s always getting knocked out? A punch-drunk.
  11. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. โ›ณ๏ธ
  12. What do you call a basketball player who’s always getting fouled? A free throw artist.
  13. Why did the football player get a sunburn? Because he kept dropping the ball. ๐Ÿˆ
  14. What do you call a soccer player who’s always tripping over the ball? A cleat-footed.
  15. Why did the baseball player wear a helmet in the outfield? Because he didn’t want to get a fly ball in the head.
  16. What do you call a hockey player who’s always getting penalized? A penalty killer. ๐Ÿฅ…
  17. Why did the golfer get a speeding ticket? Because he was driving in the rough.
  18. What do you call a tennis player who’s always losing? A serve-and-volleyer.
  19. Why did the football player get a concussion? Because he kept head-butting the goal post.
  20. What do you call a baseball player who’s always getting beaned? A bat-magnet. โšพ๏ธ

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