111+ Africa Puns That Are Wilde-ly Punny!

Prepare to embark on a wild and wacky safari of laughter with our collection of Africa-inspired puns! These rib-tickling one-liners will transport you to the vibrant lands of the savanna, where every animal encounter sparks a side-splitting joke.

Get ready to ‘lion’ around with our pawsome puns that will leave you roaring with delight. Engage in ‘giraffe-ic’ encounters and reach for the high notes of humor. Laugh out loud as you delve into ‘elephantine’ humor, where big laughs come in jumbo sizes. Zebras may have stripes, but our jokes will paint a hilarious picture in black and white. Dive into ‘hip-hippo’ humor and get ready to ‘riverdance’ with laughter.

Don’t ‘monkey’ around! Swing into action with our funny puns that will have you going bananas. Race with ‘cheetah-licious’ puns that will leave you breathless and in stitches. Meet our ‘crocodile’ jokes that will make you snap with laughter. Prepare for a ‘meer-kat’ attack of puns that will have you rolling on the floor like a hyena.

Embark on a ‘safari-licious’ adventure where the humor is as vast as the African plains. Discover ‘wilde-beast’ puns that will make you ‘gnu’-trally amused. Get ready to ‘bush-buckle’ with laughter as we take you on an ‘African’ adventure filled with puns that will leave you in stitches.

From the depths of the ‘Congo’ to the majestic horns of the rhinoceros, our puns will take you on a laughter-filled journey through the heart of Africa. So, fasten your seatbelts, brace yourselves for a pun-demic, and let the African laughter begin!

Lion Around with These Pawsome Africa Puns

1. What do you call a lion that’s been wrestling? A paw-some wrestler!
2. What did the lion say to the zebra? If you don’t hurry, I’m going to stripe you of your dignity!
3. Why don’t lions ride zebras? Because they don’t want to become mane-eaters! 🦒
4. What do you call a lion that’s always getting into trouble? A pride-blem child!
5. Why did the lion get lost? Because he couldn’t read a ma-paw! 🦘
6. What do you call a lion that loves to dance? A prance-cing lion! 🩰
7. What do you call a lion that’s always sneezing? A ha-lion! 🤧
8. What do you call a lion that’s too lazy to work? A pro-crasti-lion! 😴
9. What do you call a lion that’s always bragging? A roarsome dude! 🦁
10. What do you call a lion that loves to party? A night-roarer! 🎸

Giraffe-ic Encounters: Jokes on the High Side

1. What do you call a giraffe that’s always in a good mood? A giraffe-ic optimist! 😄
2. Why did the giraffe get lost? Because it had a bad sense of di-giraffe-tion.
3. What do you call a giraffe surrounded by bees? A giraffee-hive.
4. Why did the giraffe cross the road? To get to the other side of the neck.
5. What do you call a giraffe that’s always late? A procrastin-a-giraffe.
6. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a pig? A long bacon.
7. Why was the giraffe’s neck so stiff? Because it was head over heels in love. 😍
8. What do you call a giraffe that’s always shouting? A loud-a-giraffe.
9. Why did the giraffe get a cold? Because it was neck-deep in the water.
10. What do you call a giraffe that’s always getting into trouble? A neck-breaking giraffe.
11. Why did the giraffe start a band? Because it wanted to be a rock-a-giraffe. 🎸
12. What do you call a giraffe with a broken leg? A high-and-mighty giraffe.
13. Why did the giraffe go to the doctor? Because it was feeling under the weather.
14. What do you call a giraffe that’s always sneezing? A snotty-giraffe.
15. Why was the giraffe’s neck so sore? Because it had been giraffing all day.
16. What do you call a giraffe that’s always sleeping? A lazy-giraffe.
17. Why did the giraffe get a library card? To neck books.
18. What do you call a giraffe that’s always in a bad mood? A grouchy-giraffe.
19. Why did the giraffe run away from the zoo? Because it wanted to be free.
20. What do you call a giraffe that’s always laughing? A happy-giraffe. 😂

Elephantine Humor: Big on Laughs

1. Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other tusk.
2. What do you call an elephant that never forgets? An ELephant-never-forget. 🐘
3. Why did the elephant join the circus? To become a trunk-tortionist!
4. What did the elephant say to the rude mouse? You’re really getting on my nerves, squeaky!
5. Why did the elephant paint his toenails green? To hide in the celery patch!
6. What do you call an elephant that hates peanuts? A rebel-with-out-a-nut!
7. Why did the elephant get fired from the circus? For clowning around too much! 🤡
8. What do you call an elephant with no trunk? A stump!
9. Why did the elephant cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t a coincidence!
10. How do you fix a cracked elephant? With elephant glue!
11. What do you call an elephant that tells jokes? A pachy-derm comedian!
12. Why did the elephant go to the bank? To get a loan for a new trunk!
13. What do you call an elephant with no ears? An elephant you don’t want to mess with! 💪
14. Why did the elephant take a bubble bath? To clean its tusks!
15. What do you call an elephant that loves to dance? A trunk-shaker!
16. Why did the elephant wear sunglasses? To keep the sun out of its eyes! 😎
17. What do you call an elephant that’s always on time? A punctual pachyderm!
18. Why did the elephant buy a blender? To make elephant smoothies!
19. What do you call an elephant that’s really good at math? An elephant-o-logist!
20. How do elephants say “hello”? They trumpet! 🎺

Zebras Got Stripes? These Jokes Will Make You Laugh in Black and White

1. Why did the zebra cross the road? To get to the other tide! 😂
2. What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A “plains” zebra.
3. Why did the zebra get lost? Because he couldn’t find his stripes!
4. What’s black and white and read all over? A zebra with a newspaper.
5. Why did the zebra get kicked out of the bar? Because he was black and white and didn’t mix well.
6. What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? Indecisive.
7. Why is a zebra’s favorite number eight? Because it’s “octo-stripes”!
8. What do you call a zebra with no tail? A zer-bra.
9. Why did the zebra join the choir? To sing “Black and White, Read All Over.”
10. What did the zebra say when he saw a ladder? “I’ve never seen so many stripes in my life!”
11. Why did the zebra get a speeding ticket? Because he was going too fast for his stripes!
12. What do you call a zebra that loves to party? A “party animal.”
13. Why did the zebra run away from the lion? Because he was afraid he’d be “lionized.”
14. Where do zebras go on vacation? To the Serengeti stripes!
15. Why did the zebra get a job at the zoo? To show off his stripes.
16. What do you call a zebra that’s always late? A procrastinator.
17. Why did the zebra paint its stripes purple? To be a “royal” zebra.
18. What do you call a zebra with a bad attitude? A “grumpy zebra.”
19. Why did the zebra get a Ph.D.? To become a “zebra doctor.”
20. What do you call a zebra that’s always telling jokes? A “comedian zebra.”

Hip-Hippo Humor: Puns that Will Make You Riverdance

1. What do you call a hippo that loves to dance? A Riverdance hippo!
2. Why did the hippo get lost in the forest? Because he took a wrong turn at the river dance.
   3️⃣. How do hippos keep their feet dry? They wear hip-waders!
3. What’s a hippo’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
4. What do you call a hippo that’s always late? A hippo-potamus!
   6️⃣. Why did the hippo cross the road? To get to the other tide!
5. What do you call a hippo that can do magic? A hip-poof!
6. Why did the hippo get a trumpet? To play the hip-horn!
7. What do you call a hippo that loves gardening? A green-hippo!
   1️⃣0. Why did the hippo turn around? To check its hip-story!

Monkeying Around with Funny Puns from Africa

1. I heard a joke about a banana, but it was bananas! 😂
2. What do you call a monkey with a six-pack? An ape-thetic! 💪
3. Why did the monkey cross the road? To get to the other jungle! 🌳
4. What do you call a monkey that’s always getting into trouble? A chimp-anzee! 🐒
5. How do monkeys say sorry? They say “ape-ol-ogies”! 😄
6. Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because he was feeling a-peel-ing! 🍌
7. What do you call a monkey with a sense of humor? A punny chimp!
8. What do you call a lazy monkey? A couch potato! 🛋️
9. What do you call a monkey that’s always bragging? A show-off! 🙈
10. Why did the monkey get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t read the ape-phabet! 📚
11. What do you call a monkey that’s always on top of things? A top banana! 🍌
12. What do you call a monkey that’s always making jokes? A funny ape! 🐒
13. Why did the monkey join the circus? Because he wanted to be a trape-artist! 🎪
14. What do you call a monkey that’s always getting into trouble? A bad ape! 😈
15. Why did the monkey leave the circus? Because he got tired of being the ringmaster! 🐵
16. What do you call a monkey that’s always sleeping? A snoozy chimp! 😴
17. Why did the monkey cross the road? To get to the other jungle! 🏞️
18. What do you call a monkey that’s always eating? A hungry ape! 🍌
19. Why did the monkey go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little under the weather! 🤧
20. What do you call a monkey that’s always getting in trouble? A mischievous chimp! 🐒

Cheetah-Licious Puns: Lightning-Fast Jokes

1. What do you call a cheetah with a good sense of humor? A pun-derful cheetah!
2. What do you call a cheetah who’s always late? A procrasti-cheetah!
3. What do you call a cheetah who’s a great dancer? A cheetahh-i!
4. What do you call a cheetah who’s always getting into trouble? A cheetah-licious delinquent! ⚡
5. What do you call a cheetah who’s always getting lost? A cheetah-strophic!
6. What do you call a cheetah who’s always winning races? A cheetah-tactic!
7. What do you call a cheetah who’s always on the go? A cheetah-holic!
8. What do you call a cheetah who’s always getting into fights? A cheetah-licious bully! ⚡
9. What do you call a cheetah who’s always making bad jokes? A cheetah-pun-derful!
10. What do you call a cheetah who’s always making fun of others? A cheetah-mical comedian!
11. What do you call a cheetah who’s always getting sick? A cheetah-chondriac!
12. What do you call a cheetah who’s always getting into trouble? A cheetah-licious delinquent!
13. What do you call a cheetah who’s always making puns? A cheetahh-i!
14. What do you call a cheetah who’s always getting lost? A cheetah-strophic!
15. What do you call a cheetah who’s always winning races? A cheetah-tactic!
16. What do you call a cheetah who’s always on the go? A cheetah-holic! ⚡
17. What do you call a cheetah who’s always getting into fights? A cheetah-licious bully!
18. What do you call a cheetah who’s always making bad jokes? A cheetah-pun-derful!
19. What do you call a cheetah who’s always making fun of others? A cheetah-mical comedian!

Crocodile Smiles: Puns that Will Make You Snap

1. What do you call a crocodile who loves to smile? A snap-dragon! 😄
2. Why did the crocodile cross the river? To get to the other snappier side!
3. What’s a crocodile’s favorite beverage? Crocomojito. 🍹
4. Why are crocodiles so good at telling jokes? Because they have a snap-ping sense of humor!
5. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cobra? A snap-strike! 🐍
6. Why did the crocodile win the award for best actor? Because he was a real snap-tastic performer!
7. What do you call a crocodile that’s always getting into trouble? A snapper-doodle! 🍪
8. Why was the crocodile so proud of his new smile? Because he had snagged the best dentist in the swamp!
9. What’s a crocodile’s favorite type of music? Snap-daddy music. 🎶
10. Why did the crocodile get a new job? Because he was a natural at snappin’ customers in line!
11. What do you call a crocodile who’s always practicing his smile? A snap-shot. 📸
12. Why did the crocodile join a choir? Because he wanted to share his snap-tacular voice!
13. What’s a crocodile’s favorite kind of food? Snapper sandwiches. 🥪
14. Why was the crocodile so successful at his new business? Because he had a knack for snapping up profits! 📈
15. What do you call a crocodile who’s always losing at card games? A snap-loser! 🃏
16. Why did the crocodile get banned from the pool? Because he kept making everyone snap and scream! 💦
17. What’s a crocodile’s favorite way to relax? By taking a snappy nap in the sun. 🌞
18. Why did the crocodile get a new car? Because he wanted to ride in snap!
19. What do you call a crocodile who’s always late? A snappy turtle! 🐢
20. Why are crocodiles so good at giving hugs? Because they have the perfect snap-titude!

Meer-kat Attack: Puns That Will Make You Laugh Hyena

1. What do you call a cat that loves to swim? A meow-rine.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
6. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🌀
8. Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired! 🚲
9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐮
10. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! 📚
11. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹
12. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back. 💻
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
14. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌾
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ⛄️
16. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. 🏌️‍♂️
17. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. 🐝
18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
19. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. australiano
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟

Safari-licious Puns: Spot-On Humor from Africa

1. Why are zebras such good dancers? Because they have great stripes!
2. What do you call a lion that’s always laughing? A roar-some comedian!
3. Why did the elephant take a nap? Because he was trunk!
4. What do you call a giraffe with a short neck? A short-necked giraffe!
5. Why don’t hippos like to go to the movies? Because they’re too hippo-critical!
6. What do you call a monkey in a business suit? A chimp-loyee!
7. Why are cheetahs so good at math? Because they can count on their spots! 🐆
8. What do you call a lion with no teeth? 🦁 A gummy bear!
9. Why are elephants such good swimmers? Because they have huge trunks!
10. What do you call a zebra that’s lost its stripes? A plane!
11. Why did the cheetah get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught cheeta-ing! 🐆
12. What do you call a giraffe with a sore throat? A gargoyle!
13. Why are rhinos such good dancers? Because they have rhythm and horns! 🦏
14. What do you call a hippo that’s always on time? A punctual-potamus!
15. Why did the elephant get a job as a crossing guard? Because he was good at controlling the herd!
16. What do you call a lion that’s always happy? A contenteded cat! 🦁
17. Why don’t lions like to go to school? Because they’re afraid of the mane-stream media!
18. What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? A flip-flop!
19. Why are elephants such good basketball players? Because they have huge slams!
20. What do you call a lion that’s always getting into trouble? A pride-lem! 🦁

Wilde-Beast Puns: Gnu-tral Hilarity

1. Wilde times ahead!
2. My gnu pun is so bad, it’s Wilde!
3. I’m starting to get a Wilde gnu-ear for puns. 😉
4. What do you call a Wilde-beast with a bad attitude? Grumpy!
5. Why did the Wilde-beast cross the road? To get to the other Wilde side!
6. What do you call a Wilde-beast with no horns? A dingo!
7. What do you call a Wilde-beast with no legs? If it had none, it wouldn’t be called a “beast”!
8. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s always in the sun? A suntan-lion! 🦁
9. What do you call a Wilde-beast that likes to dance? A bray-vole!
10. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s good at math? A gnu-merologist!
11. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s always late? A pro-crastinator!
12. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a good singer? A lion-heart!
13. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a doctor? A vet-erinarian!
14. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a lawyer? A prosecut-ory!
15. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a teacher? An educa-taur!
16. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a priest? A cler-gyman!
17. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a farmer? An agri-cultivator!
18. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a scientist? A scien-tist!
19. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a politician? A dema-gogue!
20. What do you call a Wilde-beast that’s a writer? A pun-dit!

African Adventure: Puns That Will Make You Bush-Buckle

1. What do you call a lion that’s always laughing? A pun-king!
2. Why did the lion get lost in the jungle? Because he didn’t have a “pride”!
3. What do you call a giraffe with no neck? An African Amer-giraffe!
4. Why did the zebra get a sunburn? Because he was black and white!
5. What do you call a hippo that’s always happy? A river horse with a smile!
6. Why did the elephant sit on the cactus? To prick his trunk!
7. What do you call a group of gorillas that are always fighting? A rumble in the jungle!
8. Why did the meerkat get in trouble? Because he was always standing up for what he believed in!
9. What do you call a crocodile that’s always late? A tick-tock-odile! 🐊
10. Why did the orangutan go to the doctor? Because he was feeling under the weather!
11. What do you call a hippo that’s always apologizing? A sorr-potamus!
12. Why did the meerkat join the choir? Because he loved to sing alto-gether! 🎶
13. What do you call a lion that’s always losing? A roaring failure!
14. Why did the zebra get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t know his stripes!
15. What do you call a giraffe that’s always in trouble? A neck-romancer! 🦒
16. Why did the elephant get hired as a security guard? Because he was big and trunk-y!
17. What do you call a gorilla with no arms? A hug-less monster!
18. Why did the chameleon get a cold? Because he kept changing colors!
19. What do you call a giraffe that’s always running? A neck-splosion!
20. Why did the cheetah get a job as a teacher? Because he was fast and furry-ous!

Congo-ing Through Laughter: Puns from the Heart of Africa

1. Why did the Congolese man always take an extra set of clothes on his trips?
   In case he got Congo-ested! 🌿🐒

2. What do you call a hippo who can’t stop laughing?
   A Congo-ing hippo! 💧😂

3. Why did the Congolese farmer name his farm “The Green Giant”?
   Because it was a Congo-ormous operation! 🥦😅

4. What do you call a Congolese man who loves to dance?
   A Congo-line dancer! 👯💃

5. Why did the Congolese man get a job as a cashier?
   Because he was always Congo-ing up money! 💸💰

6. What do you call a Congolese man who loves to sing?
   A Congo-leo! 🎤🎶

7. Why is the Congo River so popular with fishermen?
   Because it’s Congo-ed with fish! 🐟💦

8. What did the Congolese man say to the tour guide?
   “Take me to the Congo-est place you know!” 🌿🧗‍♂️

9. Why did the Congolese man join a choir?
   Because he wanted to Congo-late the choirmaster! 🎶🙏

10. What do you call a Congolese man who’s always getting into trouble?
    A Congo-undrum! ❔ 🤔

11. Why did the Congolese man get lost in the jungle?
    Because he couldn’t Congo-figure out where he was! 🗺️🤷‍♂️

12. What do you call a Congolese man who loves to hike? 🌲🥾
    A Congo-mountaineer!

13. Why did the Congolese man get a job as a botanist? 🌸🌿
    Because he was Congo-crazy about plants!

14. What do you call a Congolese man who’s always making jokes? 🍌😂
    A Congo-jester!

15. Why did the Congolese man get a job at the zoo? 🐯🐒
    Because he was Congo-tent with working with animals!

16. What do you call a Congolese man who loves to play pranks? 🎭🤣
    A Congo-trickster!

17. Why did the Congolese man get a job as a chef? 🥘🍴
    Because he was Congo-od at cooking!

18. What do you call a Congolese man who loves to tell stories?
    A Congo-fabulator! 📖💬

19. Why did the Congolese man get a job as a teacher? 🎓📚
    Because he was Congo-tent with educating others!

20. What do you call a Congolese man who’s always getting lost? 🧭🤷‍♀️
    A Congo-fused!

Horn-y for Jokes? Rhinoceros Puns to Make You Snort

• I once saw a rhino with a horn that was so big it couldn’t fit through the door. I guess you could say it was “horn-locked” out.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always getting into trouble? A “horn-head”.
• Why was the rhino so upset? Because it got its “horn” cut off.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always telling jokes? A “pun-horn”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always sleeping? A “horn-y nap”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always getting into fights? A “horn-dog”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always eating? A “snort-hog”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always running? A “horn-runner”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always playing? A “horn-ball”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always taking pictures? A “horn-tographer”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always singing? A “horn-blower”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always dancing? A “horn-popper”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always swimming? A “horn-shark”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always flying? A “horn-bill”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always in outer space? A “horn-et”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always getting lost? A “horn-less”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always winning? A “horn-winner”.
• What do you call a rhino that’s always losing? A “horn-loser”.