111+ Botox Puns That’ll Make You Line-up for Laughter!

Get Ready for a Wrinkle-Free Laugh Spree with Our Botox PunsIf you’ve ever considered Botox, brace yourself for a double dose of delight! Not only will it smooth out those pesky lines, but our collection of Botox puns will leave you with a smile so wide, you’ll need a face stretcher!Step into our virtual comedy clinic, where we inject humor into the world of aesthetics. Our Botox puns are guaranteed to lift your spirits and plump up your mood! From clever quips about needles and laughs to hilarious one-liners about age-defying humor, we’ve got a joke for every frown line.These puns are the perfect antidote to the stress of aging. They’ll help you laugh away your wrinkles, leaving you with a refreshed and rejuvenated sense of humor. So, get ready to Botox and banter, as we unveil a treasure trove of puns that’ll make you the life of any aesthetics party!Join us on this laughter-filled journey, where Botox meets buffoonery, and wrinkle release becomes effortless. Let’s delve into the world of Botox puns, where laughter lines are the only lines we’ll embrace!

Laugh Lines: Botox Puns that’ll Make You Wrinkle with Delight

• “Why did the Botox get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going 100 units per hour! 😂”
• “What do you call a Botox injection that went wrong? A wrinkle transplant! 😉”
• “What do you get when you cross a Botox injector with a comedian? A face-lift with a side of laughter! 😁”
• “Why did the Botox party end early? Because everyone’s faces were frozen in time!” 😂
• “What do you call a Botox treatment that makes you look like a statue? A frozen asset!” 😉
• “Why are Botox injections like a bad relationship? They’re both temporary and leave you feeling empty! 😒”
• “What do you call a Botox clinic that’s always busy? A wrinkle emporium! 😅”
• “What do you get when you inject Botox into a fish? A smoother sea! 🐟”
• “Why did the Botox doctor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way out of a smooth face! 😏”
• “What do you call a Botox injection that’s too strong? A face-lift lobotomy! 🤯”
• “Why are Botox injections so popular with artists? Because they create masterpieces on faces! 🎨”
• “What do you call a Botox treatment that makes you look like a wax figure? A facial freeze! 🥶”
• “Why did the Botox injector go to prison? Because he was caught smoothing over the truth! ⚖️”
• “What do you call a Botox party where everyone gets injections? A frozen fest! ❄️”
• “Why are Botox injections like a bad joke? They’re both temporary and leave you with a frown! 😅”
• “What do you call a Botox clinic that’s always full? A face-lift factory! 🏭”
• “Why did the Botox doctor get a Nobel Prize? Because he discovered a cure for wrinkles! 🏆”

Needles and Laughs: Injecting Humor into Botox

1. What do you call a needle that tells jokes? A punisher.
2. Why did the botox patient go to the pun convention? To get a shot of laughter.
3. What do you call a botox party with no needles? A facelift frenzy 🙃.
4. What’s the difference between a needle and a comedian? One pricks you, the other cracks you up.
5. Why couldn’t the botox patient stop laughing? Because their face was frozen in a permanent smile 😂.
6. What do you call a group of botox patients telling jokes? A pun-demic.
7. Why are botox patients such good dancers? Because they have a stiff upper lip.
8. What’s the best way to get a botox shot? With a side of humor.
9. What do you call a botox patient who’s always making puns? A wrinkle-free joker.
10. Why did the botox patient get lost in the woods? Because they couldn’t find their forehead.
11. What do you call a botox patient who’s always in a good mood? A happy botoxer.
12. Why are botox patients so popular at parties? Because they always have something funny to say.
13. What do you call a botox patient who loves to laugh? A pun-cture wound.
14. Why did the botox patient cross the road? To get to the other side of the wrinkle.
15. What do you call a botox patient who’s always making jokes? A face punner.
16. Why are botox patients such good storytellers? Because they can’t move their mouths 🙃.
17. What do you call a botox patient who’s always apologizing? A sorry botoxer.
18. Why did the botox patient get a tattoo? To cover up their wrinkles.
19. What do you call a botox patient who’s always getting into trouble? A wild child.
20. Why are botox patients so good at math? Because they can count their wrinkles.

Smooth Operators: Botox Puns for Flawless Faces

1. Why did the Botox patient get lost? Because they couldn’t find a wrinkle on the map!
2. What do you call a Botox party? A “smooth as silk” gathering. 💉
3. Why did the doctor prescribe Botox to the grumpy patient? To relax their frown!
4. How does Botox make you feel? Age-defying-ly good!
5. What’s the difference between Botox and a good night’s sleep? Botox gives you a youthful glow, while sleep just makes you look tired!
6. Why did the actress get Botox before her audition? To “freeze” her nerves and boost her confidence!
7. What do you call Botox that’s gone wrong? A “frozen face off.”
8. Why did the Botox patient refuse to pay? Because they said it didn’t make them “feel a thing!” 😐
9. What’s the name of the new Botox treatment that’s all the rage? “Smooth Operator.” 🎶
10. What’s the best part about getting Botox? You can finally take a selfie without a filter!
11. Why are Botox patients so good at poker? Because they can’t show their emotions!
12. What did the Botox patient say to the dermatologist? “I’m so happy with my new face, it’s wrinkle-free!” 😊
13. Why did the Botox patient get a job as a safety inspector? To make sure everything was “face-ready.”
14. What’s the best way to avoid Botox regrets? Get it done by a reputable professional, not your cousin who just bought a needle!
15. What’s the difference between Botox and a nap? Botox takes away your frown, while a nap just makes you look like you’ve been frowning for hours.
16. Why did the Botox patient become a motivational speaker? To inspire others to “age gracefully” (with a little help from the needle).
17. What’s the best part about getting Botox before a big event? You can dance all night without creasing your face! 💃
18. Why did the Botox patient have a hard time giving a speech? Because they couldn’t form any wrinkles in their forehead!
19. What’s the difference between Botox and a facelift? Botox is like Photoshopping your face, while a facelift is like Photoshop + plastic surgery!
20. Why don’t Botox patients like to eat apples? Because it’s hard to get a bite when your face is frozen! 🍎

Age-Defying Quips: Botox Injections and Side-Splitting Jokes

1. What do you call a joke that makes you look younger? Botox therapy 😂
2. Why did the Botox patient cross the road? To get to the other wrinkle! 💆‍♀️😀
3. I heard Botox injections can be addictive. I guess they’re a real wrinkle chaser! 💉😁
4. What did the actress say after her Botox treatment? “I’m so relaxed, I could sleep for ages!” 😴🎭
5. What do you get when you combine Botox and a sense of humor? Age-defying quips! 🤣💉
6. Why don’t people trust Botox injections? Because they’re needle-y! 🪡😐
7. What do you call a Botox patient who’s always cracking jokes? A wrinkle-free comedian! 🎭😁
8. Why did the Botox patient join a comedy club? To make people laugh and smooth their own wrinkles! 😂💉
9. What’s the difference between Botox and side-splitting jokes? One gives you a smooth face, and the other gives you a smooth belly! 🤣💆‍♀️
10. Why did the Botox patient become a motivational speaker? To inspire others to “age gracefully” 🤣💉
11. What do you call a Botox injection that also makes you laugh? A facial-filled punchline! 😆💉
12. Why did the Botox patient get a standing ovation? Because he “botoxed” the audience with his wit! 🤣🎭
13. What do you call a Botox patient who’s always making dad jokes? A wrinkle-maker! 👴😁
14. Why did the Botox patient cross the road twice? To get to the other forehead! 💆‍♀️😂
15. What do you call a Botox patient who’s always the life of the party? A face-lifting sensation! 🤣💉
16. Why did the Botox patient become a model? Because she had a “wrinkle-free” portfolio! 😎📸
17. What do you call a Botox patient who’s always smiling? A wrinkle-free joker! 😁💉
18. Why did the Botox patient win the comedy award? Because his jokes were “botox-worthy”! 🤣🎭
19. What do you call a Botox patient who’s always telling puns? A “botox-puncture” enthusiast! 😂💉
20. Why did the Botox patient start a blog? To share his “wrinkle-free” humor! 😁✍️

Botox and Banter: A Perfect Blend for Wrinkle-Free Laughs

1. Why did the Botox and the joke walk into the bar? To get a facelift and a chuckle! 🥂
2. What do you call a person who’s always making Botox jokes? A wrinkle-free wit!
3. What’s the difference between Botox and banter? One makes you laugh, the other makes you laugh lines!
4. Why did the frown line decide to get Botox? Because it wanted to smooth out its wrinkles and lighten up! 😄
5. What does Botox say to a wrinkles? I’ve got your back, or rather, your face!
6. Why did the comedian get Botox? To keep their wrinkles from cracking up!
7. What’s the Botox-lover’s favorite song? “I’m Wrinkle Free!” 🎵
8. What do you call a Botox party? A wrinkle-free shindig! 🎉
9. Why did the Botox injector and the comedian become friends? Because they both smoothed out the wrinkles in our lives!
10. What’s the difference between a Botox treatment and a joke? One reduces wrinkles, while the other creates laugh lines!
11. Why did the Botox injector go to the comedy club? To get some inspiration for new wrinkle-smoothing techniques!
12. What do you call a Botox-obsessed comedian? A face-lift with a side of humor!
13. Why did the Botox injector and the joker team up? To create the ultimate wrinkle-free punchline! 👊
14. What’s the Botox lover’s favorite movie? “Frozen” – because it’s all about keeping things smooth and wrinkle-free! ❄
15. Why did the Botox injector and the stand-up comedian start a business together? To offer wrinkle-free laughs and guaranteed giggles!
16. What do you call a Botox-loving comedian’s act? A wrinkle-free riot!
17. Why did the Botox injector go to a laughter therapy group? To learn how to make people laugh without causing wrinkles!
18. What’s the Botox lover’s favorite type of joke? Deadpan – because it keeps their face smooth! 😐
19. Why did the Botox injector retire? Because they wanted to spend more time laughing and making others laugh without worrying about wrinkles!
20. What do you call a Botox-enhanced comedian who tells jokes? A stitch in time saves nine wrinkles! 🧵

Forehead Flutters: Botox Jokes that’ll Raise Your Eyebrows

1. What do you call a Botox injection that’s gone wrong? A forehead flutter.
2. Why did the forehead get Botox? To raise its eyebrows!
3. What do you get when you cross a Botox injection with a bad joke? Forehead flutters.
4. Why did the Botox-loving woman get her forehead tattooed? To maintain her wrinkle-free reputation. 💉
5. How do you fix a forehead flutter? With a Botox booster.
6. What’s the difference between a forehead flutter and a stroke? About 30 minutes of paralysis.
7. Why did the Botox clinic close down? Because it couldn’t keep its forehead straight.
8. What do you call a Botox party? A forehead rave.
9. What do you call a person who gets Botox injections regularly? A smooth operator.
10. Why don’t wrinkles like Botox? Because it takes all the fun out of them.
11. What do you say to a forehead flutter? “Don’t worry, it’s just a temporary wrinkle.” 😂
12. Why did the blonde get Botox? To get rid of her wrinkles and frown lines… but then she couldn’t remember why she was frowning.
13. What’s the best thing about Botox? It makes you look younger than you feel… but it doesn’t make you feel younger.
14. Why did the doctor prescribe Botox to the patient? Because he wanted to see his forehead smooth out.
15. What do you call a Botox injection that’s too strong? A forehead freeze.
16. Why did the Botox patient get lost? Because she couldn’t find her wrinkles.
17. What do you call a Botox party that gets out of hand? A wrinkle rager.
18. Why did the woman with Botox get a massage? To relax her forehead wrinkles.
19. What did the Botoxed forehead say to the non-Botoxed forehead? “You’re making me look bad!”
20. Why did the Botox clinic get sued? Because they promised a wrinkle-free future, but the results only lasted until the patient started laughing.

Lip-Smacking Laughs: Botox Puns for a Pout with a Punch

• What do you call a frown that’s too expensive to remove? A frown with a Botox bill.
• Why did the Botox patient need a straw? Because their lips were too plump to drink normally.
• How do you spell “pout with a punch”? B-O-T-O-X.
• What’s the difference between a Botox party and a poker night? At a poker night, you’re bluffing with your cards. At a Botox party, you’re bluffing with your face. 😉
• Why did the Botox patient get lost? Because their face was so expressionless, they couldn’t tell which way to go.
• What do you call a Botox patient who’s always happy? A smooth operator.
• Why did the Botox patient have to take a nap? Because their face was so frozen, they couldn’t hold their head up.
• What’s the best way to get rid of crow’s feet? Botox and a crowbar.
• Why did the Botox patient get a sunburn? Because they forgot to apply SPF to their frozen face. 🙄
• What do you call a Botox patient who’s always late? A slowpoke with a frozen face.
• Why did the Botox patient get a job as a mime? Because they couldn’t move their face anyway.
• What do you call a Botox patient who’s always on the go? A face-paced individual.
• Why did the Botox patient go to the doctor? Because their face was falling apart. 😓
• What’s the difference between a Botox patient and a statue? The statue can still move its eyebrows.
• Why did the Botox patient become a comedian? Because they had a knack for making people laugh… even when they couldn’t move their face.
• What do you call a Botox patient who’s always complaining? A whiny Botoxer.
• Why did the Botox patient need a magnifying glass? Because they couldn’t see their tiny wrinkles anymore.
• What’s the best way to make a Botox patient smile? Tell them a joke that doesn’t require facial expressions.
• Why did the Botox patient get a speeding ticket? Because they couldn’t control their frozen gas pedal.

Filler Funnies: Botox Jokes that’ll Plump Your Mood

1. What do you call a doctor who specializes in injections to enhance facial features? A Botoxtician!
2. Why was the Botox patient so popular at parties? Because they were the life of the filler!
3. What’s the difference between Botox and a good night’s sleep? Botox takes years off your face, while a good night’s sleep only takes hours.
4. What do you call a wrinkle that’s been around for decades? A fossil face!
5. Why did the Botoxed woman get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the wrinkle aisle.
6. What’s the best way to get rid of wrinkles without surgery? Botox! It’s like ironing your face!
7. Why did the Botox patient need a magnifying glass? To read the ingredients in her face cream!
8. What do you call a person who’s had too much Botox? A plastic fantastic! 🎭
9. What’s the difference between a wrinkle and a Botox injection? A wrinkle is a natural part of aging, while a Botox injection is a temporary fix.
10. Why did the Botox patient go to the bank? To withdraw some of her wrinkles!
11. What do you call a Botox patient who’s always late? A filler-buster!
12. What do you get when you mix vodka with Botox? A stiff upper lip! 🍸
13. What’s the best way to get rid of wrinkles without Botox? Eat a healthy diet and get plenty of rest.
14. Why did the Botox patient get lost in the mall? Because she couldn’t find the wrinkle shop!
15. What’s the difference between a wrinkle and a Botox injection? A wrinkle is permanent, while a Botox injection is temporary.
16. Why did the Botox patient need a new car? Because her old one had too many wrinkles!
17. What do you call a person who’s had too much Botox? A plastic bag!
18. What’s the best way to prevent wrinkles? Stay out of the sun and don’t smoke.
19. Why did the Botox patient get a divorce? Because her husband said she was starting to look like a mannequin!
20. What’s the difference between a facelift and Botox? A facelift gives you a new face, while Botox gives you a new forehead. 💉

Botox and Busting Gushes: Puns that’ll Smooth Away Your Frown Lines

1. What did the Botox say to the frown line? “You’ll be smooth sailing from now on!”
2. Why did the gusher get a face lift? To smooth over those bumpy roads!
3. What do you call a pun that reduces wrinkles? A beauty jab!
4. “Hey, have you heard about the new Botox treatment for cars?” “Yeah, they’re calling it ‘dent repair!'”
5. What do you get when you cross a Botox injection with a water balloon? A wrinkle-free splash!
6. Why did the frown line go to the doctor? To get a Botox prescription.
7. What do you call a gusher that’s been smoothed out? A tame tame. 🤣
8. What happened when the Botox and the gusher met? They became the perfect pair for a wrinkle-free, gush-free life!
9. Why did the Botox party get busted? For too many smooth moves!
10. What do you call a gusher that’s been given a Botox injection? A “GushBuster!'”
11. What do you get when you mix Botox and a gusher? A wrinkle-free, fountain of youth!
12. Why did the frown line get jealous of the gusher? Because it wanted some Botox too!
13. What do you call a pun that smooths away frown lines and gushes laughter? A Botox-Busting Bonanza!
14. Why did the Botox treatment go to the beach? To soak up the sun and reduce those pesky frown lines! 🌞
15. What do you call a gusher that’s been injected with Botox? A “Fountain of Smooth!”
16. Why did the frown line cross the road? To get to the other side of the wrinkle!
17. What do you get when you give a frown line a Botox injection? A smile for miles!
18. Why did the Botox party get shut down? For causing too many smooth grooves!
19. What did the gusher say to the Botox injection? “I’m all busted up, can you smooth me over?”
20. What do you call a pun that’s as smooth as Botox and as refreshing as a gusher? A Wrinkle-Busting, Gushing Guffaw!

Bot-ox-ed Up: Jokes that’ll Prick Your Funny Bone

1. I got bot-oxed up for Halloween and now I’m the smoothest pumpkin in the patch.
2. I’m so thankful for my bot-ox, it’s given me a new lease on my frown.
3. I’ve been bot-oxed so many times, my face is starting to look like a Botox museum.
4. My bot-ox is so strong, I can now raise my eyebrows without moving my forehead.
5. I got bot-ox for my wrinkles, but now I can’t frown when I’m angry.
6. I’m not sure if I’m addicted to bot-ox or if I just really love looking like a smooth criminal.
7. I’m thinking about getting bot-ox in my feet so I can walk on clouds. 👣
8. I’m not sure what’s worse, getting bot-ox or having to pay for it. 🤔
9. I’m so happy with my bot-ox, I’m not even going to sue the doctor if it goes wrong. 😌
10. I’m not sure if I’m more worried about getting bot-ox or about the needle they use to inject it. 💉
11. I’m starting to think that bot-ox is the secret to world peace. If everyone had smooth, wrinkle-free faces, they would be too busy admiring themselves to argue.
12. I’m thinking about starting a bot-ox support group. We could call it Needles and Threads.
13. I’m not sure if I’m ready for bot-ox. I mean, it’s not like I’m getting married or anything.
14. I’m so addicted to bot-ox, I’m starting to look like a human mannequin.
15. I’m not sure if I’m more afraid of getting bot-ox or of my husband finding out how much it costs.
16. I’m not sure if I’m getting bot-ox because I’m vain or because I’m just trying to keep up with the Kardashians.
17. I’m thinking about getting bot-ox in my lips so I can finally have a pout that will last for more than a few hours.
18. I’m not sure if I’m getting bot-ox because I want to look younger or because I just want to annoy my wrinkles.
19. I’m thinking about getting bot-ox in my butt so I can finally have a perky peach. 🍑
20. I’m not sure if I’m getting bot-ox because I’m insecure or because I just want to be the most beautiful version of myself possible.

Wrinkle Release: Botox Jokes that’ll Leave You Laughing with Ease

1. Did you hear about the botox party? It was a real face-off!
2. What do you call a bottle of botox? A wrinkle eraser!
3. Why did the botox go to the spa? To get a mud mask!
4. What’s the difference between botox and a good joke? One makes you laugh, the other makes you wrinkles smooth!
5. Why don’t wrinkles like botox? Because it’s a real pain in the neck!
6. What do you call a person who gets too much botox? A frozen face-plant!
7. Why did the botox injection go to the doctor? It had a needle phobia! 💉
8. What do you call a botox injection that’s over the hill? A line smoother!
9. Why did the botox injection get a facelift? To reduce its lines! 💆‍♀️
10. What do you call a botox injection that’s lost its touch? A wrinkle-maker! 🎭
11. Why did the botox injection get a temporary job? To fill out a forehead!
12. What do you call a botox injection that’s always smiling? A grin line!
13. Why did the botox injection get a massage? To ease its frown lines!
14. What do you call a botox injection that’s always on time? A wrinkle-free punctuality! ⏰
15. Why did the botox injection get a promotion? To smooth out the boss’s forehead! 💼
16. What do you call a botox injection that’s always getting into trouble? A wrinkle-maker with a criminal record!
17. Why did the botox injection get a dating profile? To find a partner with no lines! 💑
18. What do you call a botox injection that’s always so happy? A wrinkle-free smile! 😁
19. Why did the botox injection get a therapist? To smooth out its emotional wrinkles!
20. What do you call a botox injection that’s always breaking the rules? A wrinkle-maker with a rebellious streak! 🤘

Botox and Buffoonery: Puns that’ll Make You Blush with Laughter

1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. 🐝
2. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 🦌
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
11. Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the bottom of its clucking problem. 🐔
12. What do you call a cow that can’t stop talking? A bull-horn. 🐄
13. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 📚
14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
15. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s such a fun guy! 🍄
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 🦌
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
20. What do you call a cow that can’t stop talking? A bull-horn. 🐄

Needle-Free Humor: Botox Jokes that Won’t Leave a Mark

1. Why did the Botox patient get lost? Because they couldn’t find a smooth turn.
2. What do you call a wrinkle-free comedian? A Botox on the mic.
3. Why did the Botoxed woman get a speeding ticket? Because she was caught with no lines on her face.
4. What do you get when you combine a syringe and a Botox injection? A wrinkle-removing weapon.
5. Why did the Botox injector ask for a ruler? To measure the patient’s smile lines.
6. What’s the difference between Botox and a loan shark? One smooths out your face, the other breaks your bones.
7. Why did the Botox patient get a job as a makeup artist? To cover up their expressionless face. 💉
8. What do you call a group of Botoxed celebrities? A frozen ensemble.
9. Why did the Botoxed woman join a choir? To have a face that never cracked.
10. What’s the latest TikTok dance craze for Botoxed patients? The “Expressionless Shuffle.”
11. Why did the Botoxed man get a tattoo on his forehead? To give his face some character. 😸
12. What do you call a Botoxed politician? A smooth talker with no substance.
13. Why did the Botoxed woman refuse to eat pickles? Because she couldn’t get the “sour patch” out of her face. 🥒
14. What’s the worst thing about getting Botox? The “frozen stare” you get when you try to make eye contact.
15. Why did the Botoxed woman get a pet turtle? Because she wanted a slow-moving critter to match her face.🐢
16. What do you call a Botoxed doctor who’s secretly a sadist? A wrinkle remover with a twisted sense of humor.
17. Why did the Botoxed actor lose his job? Because he couldn’t move his face for any emotion.
18. What’s the difference between Botox and a good joke? Botox freezes your face, a good joke cracks you up.
19. Why did the Botoxed couple go on a honeymoon to the ice caps? To keep their faces cool and expressionless. ❄
20. What do you call a Botoxed person who’s always late? A wrinkle-free procrastinator.

Botox and Beyond: Puns that’ll Inject Laughter into Your Day

1. What do you call a doctor who specializes in Botox? A wrinkle reducer.
2. Why did the botox patient go to the casino? To try their luck at a facelift.
3. What do you call a vampire who gets botox? An eternal youth. 💉
4. Why did the plastic surgeon get arrested? For using his scalpel for crime.
5. What do you call a plastic surgeon with a bad reputation? A botched job.
6. Why did the facelift addict lose their job? Too much downtime.
7. What do you call a surgeon who specializes in tummy tucks? A belly button repairman.
8. Why did the plastic surgeon cross the road? To get to the other side of the face.
9. What do you call a cosmetic surgeon who’s always late? A procrastinating facelift.
10. Why didn’t the plastic surgeon trust the anesthesiologist? Because he kept putting him under.
11. What do you call a surgeon with a bad sense of humor? A non-scalpel wit.
12. Why did the cosmetic surgeon switch to using a chisel? To sculpt the perfect nose. 🗿
13. What do you call a plastic surgeon who’s always in a rush? A fast-forward. ⏩
14. Why did the plastic surgeon get fired? Because he couldn’t keep a straight face.
15. What do you call a cosmetic surgeon who’s really good at filling wrinkles? A crease-bender.
16. Why did the botox patient need a second opinion? Because their face was still expressive.
17. What do you call a plastic surgeon who’s always on call? A face-time specialist.
18. Why did the cosmetic surgeon refuse to operate on the clown? Because he didn’t want to mess with a perfect smile. 🤡
19. What do you call a plastic surgeon who gives discounts? A half-off facelift.
20. Why did the plastic surgeon get a divorce? Because his wife was starting to look like his ex.