111+ Bride Puns That’ll Make Your Wedding Bells Jingle!

Congratulations, you’re getting married! We know that your big day is going to be one of the most important days of your life, and you want everything to be as perfect as possible. We know planning a wedding can sometimes feel like a daunting task, but trust us. With a little planning, it can be a breeze. To help you along the way, we’ve put together this comprehensive blog post filled with funny wedding puns that will have you laughing all the way down the aisle. From funny puns about wedding planning to puns about the big day itself, this post has something for everyone. So, whether you’re looking for puns to share with your friends and family or just need a good laugh, read on for the best wedding puns we could find.

What do you call a bride who’s always late?
A bridal yawn

What’s the difference between a bride and a groom?
One is getting hitched and the other is getting hit

What do you call a bride who’s always making mistakes?
A knotty bride

What do you call a bride who’s always complaining?
A bridal party pooper

What do you call a bride who’s always running late?
A bridal tard

What do you call a bride who’s always getting into trouble?
A bridal troublemaker

What do you call a bride who’s always crying?
A bridal crybaby

What do you call a bride who’s always late?

1. A tardy bride.
2. A “latecomer”
3. A “waiting in the pew” bride.
4. A “fashionably late” fiancée.
5. A “slowpoke bride”.
6. A bride who’s always “behind schedule”.
7. A “time-out bride”.
8. A bride who’s “running on matrimonial time”. 👰
9. A bride who’s “lost in transit”. 👰
10. A bride who’s “taking the scenic route”.
11. A bride who’s “still at the altar”. 💍
12. A bride who’s “waiting for her knight in shining armor”.

A bridal yawn

1. What do you call a bride who’s always tired? A bridal yawn.
2. Why was the bride so embarrassed? 💍😂 She walked down the aisle and tripped!
3. What do you call a bride who’s always late? A “bridal procrastinator.”
4. Why didn’t the bride want to wear flowers? Because she was afraid of “petal-itis.”
5. What do you call a bride who’s always in a hurry? A “speedy bride.”
6. Why did the bride’s dress have so many buttons? Because it was a “button-up bride.”
7. What do you call a bride who’s always on her phone? A “scrolling bride.”
8. Why did the bride get lost on her way to the wedding? Because she took the wrong “isle.”
9. What do you call a bride who’s always singing? A “melodious bride.”
10. Why was the bride’s veil so long? Because she wanted to “veil” the world away from her.
11. What do you call a bride who’s always smiling? A “beaming bride.”
12. Why did the bride’s father start crying during the ceremony? Because he was giving away his “little girl.”
13. What do you call a bride who’s always dancing? A “rhythmic bride.”
14. Why didn’t the bride want to eat cake? Because she didn’t want to “cake” on the pounds.
15. What do you call a bride who’s always laughing? A “giggling bride.”
16. Why did the bride’s dress have so many sparkles? Because she wanted to “shine” on her big day.
17. What do you call a bride who’s always getting into trouble? A “mischievous bride.”
18. Why did the bride’s bouquet have so many flowers? Because she wanted to have a “blooming” wedding.
19. What do you call a bride who’s always complaining? A “whiny bride.”
20. Why didn’t the bride want to go to the wedding rehearsal? Because she didn’t want to “practice” her walk down the aisle.

What’s the difference between a bride and a groom?

1. A bride gets wined after she’s dined, while a groom gets dined after he’s wined.
2. A bride is like a satellite orbiting the groom.
3. A groom is like a satellite orbiting the bride.
4. A bride is like a ship that sails the seven seas, while a groom is like a captain that steers the ship.
5. A groom is like a tree that stands tall, while a bride is like a vine that wraps around it.
6. A bride is like a star that shines brightly, while a groom is like a moon that reflects her light.
7. A groom is like a house that provides shelter, while a bride is like a home that makes it complete.
8. A bride is like a puzzle that fits perfectly with the groom.
9. A groom is like a key that unlocks the bride’s heart.
10. A bride is like a beautiful song, while a groom is like the melody that completes it.
11. A groom is like a compass that always points to the bride. 💖
12. A bride is like a treasure that the groom has found.
13. A groom is like a knight in shining armor who protects the bride.
14. A bride is like a princess who deserves a castle, while a groom is like a king who provides it. 🏰
15. A groom is like a superhero who always saves the bride.
16. A bride is like a diamond that sparkles brightly, while a groom is like a setting that makes it shine even more.
17. A groom is like a gardener who carefully tends to his bride.
18. A bride is like a garden that blooms beautifully for the groom. 🌸
19. A groom is like a mirror that reflects the bride’s beauty.
20. A bride is like a dream that the groom has come true.

One is getting hitched and the other is getting hit

• Why did the couple get married at a construction site? Because one was getting hitched and the other was getting hit!
• What do you call a marriage where one person is a baseball player and the other is a boxer? A home run-out! 💍🥊
• Why did the bride wear a helmet to her wedding? Because she expected to “get hitched”! 👰⛑️
• What do you call a prenuptial agreement signed by a boxer? A knockout clause! 🥊📝
• Why did the wedding photographer get knocked out? Because he was trying to take a “hitched” shot! 📷💥
• What do you call a couple who gets married in a boxing ring? A ring-a-ding wedding! 💍🔔
• Why was the wedding ceremony so short? Because the couple didn’t want to “draw it out”! ⌛️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️
• What do you call a couple who gets married at a construction site? A “hammered” union! 🛠️🤵‍♂️👰‍♀️
• Why did the bride throw a punch at the groom? Because he accidentally “hitched” her dress! 👰‍♀️👗🥊
• What do you call a newlywed couple who are both boxers? A “knockout” team! 💍🥊
• Why did the wedding reception end early? Because the couple got “knocked out” by the open bar! 🥂💤
• What do you call a wedding ceremony that’s also a boxing match? A “knockout” wedding! 💍🥊
• Why did the groom wear boxing gloves to his wedding? Because he was expecting a “hitched” moment! 🤵‍♂️🥊
• What do you call a couple who gets married at a carnival? A “hammered” union! 🎡💍
• Why did the bride bring a punching bag to her wedding? Because she wanted to practice her “hitched” jabs! 👰‍♀️🥊
• What do you call a wedding ceremony officiated by a boxer? A “knockout” wedding! 💍🥊

What do you call a bride who’s always making mistakes?

1. A blushing bride
2. A ceremony goof-up
3. A bridal disaster
4. A matrimonial miscue
5. A slip-up in the nuptials 💍
6. A botched “I do”
7. A wedding day fumble
8. A blundering blushing bride
9. A bride who needs a “redo”
10. A marriage of mishaps
11. A wedding that’s gone awry
12. A bridal bouquet of blunders
13. A新娘👰‍♀️ who’s making a mess of her big day
14. A ceremony filled with slip-ups
15. A bride who’s tripping over her own veil
16. A wedding that’s anything but perfect
17. A marriage that’s off to a rocky start
18. A blushing bride who’s about to make a big mistake
19. A wedding that’s going down in flames 🔥
20. A matrimonial disaster that’s worthy of a sitcom

A knotty bride

1. Why did the bride get tangled up on her wedding day? Because she was a knotty bride!
2. What do you call a bride who loves to tie knots? A knotty bride!
3. Why was the bride so clumsy? Because she had two left feet and a knotty brain!
4. What do you get when you cross a bride and a sailor? A knotty bride!
5. Why did the bride and groom get lost on their way to the wedding? Because they were knotty and tied up!
6. What do you call a bride who is always arguing with her husband? A knotty bride!
7. Why did the bride and groom get married in a tree? Because they were tired of being knotty!
8. What do you call a bride who is always getting into trouble? A knotty bride!
9. Why did the bride get divorced? Because her husband was a knotty guy!
10. What do you call a bride who is always late? A knotty bride!
11. Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she was knotty and didn’t want to show her face!
12. What do you call a bride who is always complaining? A knotty bride!
13. Why did the bride and groom get married in a knot? Because they were knotty and couldn’t untie themselves! 👰‍♀️😂
14. What do you call a bride who is always getting lost? A knotty bride!
15. Why did the bride and groom get married in a knot? Because they were knotty and couldn’t untie themselves! 💍😂
16. What do you call a knotty bride who is always getting into trouble? A knotty bride!
17. Why did the bride and groom get married in a tree? Because they were knotty and wanted to get hitched! 🌳
18. What do you call a knotty bride who is always complaining? A knotty bride!
19. Why did the bride and groom get divorced? Because the bride was too knotty!
20. What do you call a knotty bride who is always late? A knotty bride! ⏰

What do you call a bride who’s always complaining?

1. A “matri-moaner”
2. A “bridal bore”
3. A “nagging bride”
4. A “whining wife-to-be”
5. A “complainy” bride
6. A “bridal complainer”
7. A “grippy” bride 💍
8. A “wedding de(bride?)liverer”
9. A “newly-wed nagger”
10. A “grouchy groom’s betrothed”
11. A “moany missus”
12. A “matri-malcontent”
13. A “complaining court-bound companion” 🏰
14. A “grumbling gown-wearer”
15. A “miserable matrimony-maker”
16. A “bride-zilla with a chip on her shoulder”
17. A “wedding whiner” 👰‍♀️
18. A “matri-mope”
19. A “grumpy soon-to-be spouse”
20. A “complainy bride-to-be”

A bridal party pooper

1. What do you call a bride who’s always late? A bridal procrastinator.
2. Why did the bride wear a tuxedo to her wedding? Because she wanted to be the dapper one.
3. What do you get when you cross a bride with a comedian? A bridal party pooper. 🤣
4. Why did the bride’s dress have so many buttons? Because she couldn’t make up her mind.
5. What do you call a bride who’s always losing things? A bridal scatterbrain.
6. Why don’t brides like playing poker? Because they always end up showing their hand.
7. What do you call a bride who’s always on her phone? A bridal bridezilla.
8. Why did the bride’s bouquet look like a giant marshmallow? Because it was covered in marshmallow fluff.
9. What do you call a bride who’s always making mistakes? A bridal blunderbuss.
10. Why did the bride’s veil blow away in the wind? Because it was her veiling day.
11. What do you call a bride who’s always running late? A bridal procrastinator.
12. Why did the bride cross the road? To get to the other bridal party.
13. What do you call a bride who’s always getting into trouble? A bridal troublemaker.
14. Why did the bride’s cake collapse? Because she forgot the baking powder.
15. What do you call a bride who’s always losing her things? A bridal scatterbrain.
16. Why did the bride’s dress have so many buttons? Because she couldn’t make up her mind.
17. What do you call a bride who’s always on her phone? A bridal bridezilla.
18. Why did the bride’s bouquet look like a giant marshmallow? Because it was covered in marshmallow fluff.
19. What do you call a bride who’s always making mistakes? A bridal blunderbuss.
20. Why did the bride’s veil blow away in the wind? Because it was her veiling day. 👰‍♀️

A bridal tard

1. Why did the bride wear a veil? Because she didn’t want to get caught with her pants gown.
2. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always late? A bridal tard.
3. What do you get when you cross a bride with a traffic jam? A marital delay.
4. Why was the bride’s bouquet like a traffic cone? Because it was a warning sign.
5. What do you call a wedding ceremony that takes place in a library? A book nook. 👰
6. Why did the groom get lost on his way to the wedding? Because he was navigating by the stars, and they were all out of alignment.
7. What do you call a bride who’s always running late? A belated bride.
8. What do you get when you mix a bride and a computer? A virtual vow.
9. Why did the bride’s dress have so many zippers? Because she wanted to be able to get out of it quickly. 💨
10. What do you call a wedding that’s scheduled for next week but the bride and groom don’t show up? A no-show.
11. Why did the bride’s father wear a raincoat to the wedding? Because he knew he was in for a shower of good wishes.
12. What do you call a bride who gets married in a spaceship? A space case. 👰
13. Why did the wedding cake get a sunburn? Because it was left out in the sun too long.
14. What do you call a wedding that’s full of puns? A pun-fest.
15. Why did the groom wear a vest? Because he wanted to be ready for anything. 🎩
16. What do you call a bride who’s always planning for the future? A wedding planner.
17. What do you call a groom who’s always making jokes? A comical guy.
18. What do you call a bride who’s always getting into trouble? A wild one. 👻
19. What do you call a groom who’s always getting lost? A wanderer.
20. What do you call a bride who’s always singing? A musical bride.

What do you call a bride who’s always getting into trouble?

1. A “wedding crasher”
2. A “honeymoon delinquent” 👰💍
3. A “ceremony scofflaw” 😂
4. A “nuptial nightmare”
5. A “matrimonial menace”
6. A “veiled villain”
7. A “gown-down criminal” 😎
8. A “bouquet bandit”
9. A “ring robber” 💍
10. A “vow violator”
11. A “altar alterer”
12. A “chapel charlatan”
13. A “marriage miscreant”
14. A “bridal brigand” 😎
15. A “reception rebel”
16. A “honeymoon hijacker”
17. A “vendor vandal”
18. A “photography prankster” 📸
19. A “cake caper” 🍰
20. A “dance floor desperado”

A bridal troublemaker

1. She was such a bridal troublemaker, she even made the groom’s cake fall!
2. Why did the bride get lost on her way to the wedding? 👰‍♀️🗺️ Because she took the “isle” too literally!
3. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who loves to dance? 💃💍 A ring-dinger!
4. Why are bridal troublemakers so good at photography? 📸👰‍♀️ Because they always capture the best imperfections!
5. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who’s always late? ⏰👰‍♀️ A bridal tardiva!
6. Why did the bridal troublemaker get kicked out of the wedding reception? 👰‍♀️🚫 Because she kept trying to steal the spotlight!
7. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who loves to gossip? 🗣️👰‍♀️ A bridal blabbermouth!
8. Why did the bridal troublemaker get lost in the woods? 👰‍♀️🌳 Because she followed the “aisle” all the way to the trees!
9. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who’s always getting into trouble? 👰‍♀️😈 A bridal troublemaker extraordinaire!
10. Why did the bridal troublemaker get fired from her job as a wedding planner? 👰‍♀️❌ Because she kept making “mishaps” out of thin air!
11. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who’s always complaining? 👰‍♀️😤 A bridal whiner!
12. Why did the bridal troublemaker get banned from the wedding chapel? 👰‍♀️🚫💒 Because she kept crashing weddings!
13. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who’s always trying to steal the show? 👰‍♀️🎭 A bridal drama queen!
14. Why did the bridal troublemaker get kicked out of the dance-off? 👰‍♀️❌💃 Because she kept tripping over her own feet!
15. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who’s always getting into fights? 👰‍♀️👊 A bridal brawler!
16. Why did the bridal troublemaker get arrested? 👰‍♀️👮‍♀️ Because she kept pulling pranks on the guests!
17. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who’s always trying to get attention? 👰‍♀️📣 A bridal attention-seeker!
18. Why did the bridal troublemaker get banned from the wedding cake competition? 👰‍♀️🎂🚫 Because she kept sabotaging the other bakers!
19. What do you call a bridal troublemaker who’s always trying to steal the groom? 👰‍♀️🤵‍♀️🚫 A bridal thief!
20. Why did the bridal troublemaker get kicked out of the wedding rehearsal? 👰‍♀️❌💒 Because she kept laughing at the wrong times!

What do you call a bride who’s always crying?

1. A misery bride
2. A blubbering bride
3. A waterfall bride 💧
4. A tear-jerking bride
5. A sobbing bride
6. A misty bride
7. A raincloud bride
8. A flood bride
9. A wet bride 💧
10. A salty bride
11. A dewy bride
12. A damp bride
13. A soggy bride
14. A drowned bride
15. A tearful bride
16. A weepy bride
17. A gushy bride
18. A bawling bride
19. A crying bride
20. A wailing bride

A bridal crybaby

1. What do you call a bride who’s always crying? A bridal crybaby.
2. Why did the bride cross the road? To get to the other aisle.
3. What’s the difference between a bride and a groom? The bride wears a veil, the groom wears a tux, and the groom pays the bills. 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️
4. What do you call a bride who’s always late? The procrastinating princess. 👸
5. What do you call a bride who’s always in the spotlight? The limelight lady. 👰
6. What do you call a bride who’s always on her phone? The social media maven.📱
7. What do you call a bride who’s always getting her nails done? The polish pixie.💅
8. What do you call a bride who’s always getting her hair done? The hair-raising hottie.💆‍♀️
9. What do you call a bride who’s always getting her makeup done? The face-painting fairy. 🧚‍♀️
10. What do you call a bride who’s always getting dressed up? The wardrobe wonder.👗
11. What do you call a bride who’s always taking photos? The selfie queen.🤳
12. What do you call a bride who’s always doing her hair? The hair-twirling temptress.💁‍♀️
13. What do you call a bride who’s always doing her makeup? The face-painting princess.👑
14. What do you call a bride who’s always getting dressed up? The fashionista fairy. 🧚‍♀️
15. What do you call a bride who’s always taking photos? The picture-perfect princess.📸
16. What do you call a bride who’s always doing her hair? The hair-raising hottie. 🔥
17. What do you call a bride who’s always doing her makeup? The face-painting queen.👑
18. What do you call a bride who’s always getting dressed up? The wardrobe wonder.👗
19. What do you call a bride who’s always taking photos? The selfie queen.🤳
20. What do you call a bride who’s always doing her hair? The hair-twirling temptress.💁‍♀️

Rosana C. Nogueira

Especialista de Seguros | Key Account | Executivo de Negócios | Gestão Comercial