111+ Captivating Train Puns on Track to Leave You Side-split with Laughter!

Hop aboard the pun express, where the tracks lead to laughter and the conductors are comedians! Welcome to a world of train-themed puns that will send your funny bone on a wild ride.Prepare yourself for a ‘loco’-motive journey filled with side-splitting humor. As we pull out of the station, we’ll pass by stops like ‘Off the Rails with Puns’ and ‘Conductors of Comedy.’ Along the way, you’ll encounter puns that are ‘stationed’ in the realm of hilarity and ‘tracks’ that will tickle your funny bone.Get ready to ‘de-rail’ with laughter as we explore the unexpected connections and witty wordplay that make these puns so ‘pun-ishing.’ We’ll ‘steamroll’ through a collection of jokes that will leave you ‘whistle-blowing’ with joy.So, grab your tickets, find a comfortable seat, and let’s embark on a ‘pun’-tastic adventure that will leave you ‘switching tracks’ to punny territory! Get ready for a ‘train-ing’ session in the art of pun-ishment, where laughter is the ultimate destination.

Train-ing to be a Pun Master

  • What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  • What do you call a train that’s always late? A loco-motive.
  • What do you call a train that’s always on time? A punctual locomotive.
  • What do you call a train that’s always breaking down? A derail-way.
  • What do you call a train that’s always getting lost? A train-wreck.
  • Why did the train get a cold? ๐Ÿฅถ Because it was all choo-choo!
  • What do you call a train that’s full of sick passengers? A sick train. ๐Ÿคข
  • What do you call a train that’s full of happy passengers? A joy train. ๐Ÿ˜
  • What do you call a train that’s full of angry passengers? A mad train. ๐Ÿ˜ก
  • What do you call a train that’s full of tired passengers? A sleepy train. ๐Ÿ˜ด
  • What do you call a train that’s full of hungry passengers? A hungry train. ๐Ÿคค
  • What do you call a train that’s full of thirsty passengers? A thirsty train. ๐Ÿฅต
  • What do you call a train that’s full of scared passengers? A frightened train. ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
  • What do you call a train that’s full of confused passengers? A lost train. ๐Ÿค”
  • What do you call a train that’s full of passengers who are all talking at once? A loud train. ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
  • What do you call a train that’s full of passengers who are all singing? A choir train. ๐ŸŽถ
  • What do you call a train that’s full of passengers who are all dancing? A dance train. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
  • What do you call a train that’s full of passengers who are all laughing? A happy train. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • What do you call a train that’s full of passengers who are all crying? A sad train. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

All Aboard the Pun Express!

  1. What do you call a train that’s always late? A “rail-way” behind schedule!
  2. Why did the train get lost? Because it took the wrong “track”!
  3. What do you call a train that’s always full of ghosts? A “spirit train”!
  4. Why did the train conductor get fired? Because he was “locomotive-ly” impaired!
  5. What do you call a train that’s always breaking down? A “rail-road wreck”! ๐Ÿš‚
  6. Why couldn’t the train make it up the hill? Because it was too “in-cline”!
  7. What do you call a train that’s always getting into accidents? A “crash” course!
  8. Why did the train engineer get a promotion? Because he was always “on the right track”!
  9. What do you call a train that’s always running late? A “slow-poke express”! ๐ŸŒ
  10. Why did the train conductor get lost? Because he had a “one-track mind”!

Loco-Motives for Laughter

  1. What do you call a train that only runs on one track? A mono-track. ๐Ÿš‚
  2. Why did the train get lost? Because it didn’t have any tracks. ๐Ÿš‚
  3. What do you call a train that’s always late? A “locomo-tive.” ๐Ÿš‚
  4. Why did the train conductor wear a tie? To keep the train on track. ๐Ÿš‚
  5. What do you call a train that’s always on time? A “punctual choo-choo.” ๐Ÿš‚โฐ
  6. Why did the train driver cross the tracks? To get to the other side. ๐Ÿš‚
  7. What do you call a train that’s always on the go? A “locomo-tion.” ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ
  8. Why did the train conductor get arrested? For running a red light. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿšจ
  9. What do you call a train that’s going too fast? A “bullet train.” ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš„
  10. Why was the train so happy? Because it was on a roll. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ‘
  11. What do you call a train that’s always getting into trouble? A “delinquent choo-choo.” ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš”
  12. Why did the train driver get a speeding ticket? Because he was going too fast for the whistle. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  13. What do you call a train that’s always breaking down? A “wreck-o-motive.” ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
  14. Why did the train driver get a divorce? Because he couldn’t keep his train on track. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’”
  15. What do you call a train that’s always getting lost? A “choo-choo that’s gone off the rails.” ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ
  16. Why did the train driver get fired? Because he kept making train puns. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ
  17. What do you call a train that’s always late and always early? A “bi-punctual choo-choo.” ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ•‘
  18. Why did the train driver get a promotion? Because he was always on time and always knew where he was going. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ผ
  19. What do you call a train that’s always getting into accidents? A “train-wreck.” ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’ฅ
  20. Why did the train driver get a speeding ticket? Because he was going too fast to whistle. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Off the Rails with Puns

  1. What do you call a train that can’t stop making jokes? Off the rails with puns!
  2. Why did the train conductor get lost? Because he was off the rails with puns! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  3. What do you call a train car full of comedians? A rolling pun factory!
  4. How does a train make you laugh? With off the rails puns!
  5. What do you call a train engineer with a sense of humor? A conductor of puns!
  6. Why did the train tracks cross the road? To get to the other slide of puns!
  7. What do you call a train that’s always late? A pun-ctual train!
  8. Why did the train get a speeding ticket? Because it was off the rails with puns!
  9. What do you call a train that’s always making mistakes? A pun-derful train!
  10. How does a train get its kicks? With off the rails puns!
  11. What do you call a train that’s always getting into trouble? A pun-ishment train!
  12. Why did the train conductor get fired? Because he was off the rails with puns!
  13. What do you call a train that’s always making people laugh? A pun-dertaker train!
  14. Why did the train go to the doctor? Because it was off the rails with puns!
  15. What do you call a train that’s always getting lost? A pun-intended train!
  16. Why did the train get a divorce? Because it couldn’t stop making puns!
  17. What do you call a train that’s always making people groan? A pun-derful train!
  18. Why did the train get a standing ovation? Because it was off the rails with puns!
  19. What do you call a train that’s always making people smile? A pun-derful train!
  20. Why did the train get a promotion? Because it was off the rails with puns!
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Conductors of Comedy

  1. What do you call a conductor who can’t keep tempo? ๐ŸŽถ A lost beat.
  2. Why did the conductor get lost on the way to the concert? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ He took the wrong Bach.
  3. What do you call a conductor who always has a cold? ๐Ÿค’ A sneeze-ductor.
  4. What do you call a conductor who is always late? ๐Ÿข A tar-conductor.
  5. Why did the conductor have to stop the concert? โœ‹ Because the symphony wasn’t flowing.
  6. What do you call a conductor who can’t read music? ๐Ÿคช A baton twirler.
  7. What do you call a conductor who is always arguing with the musicians? โš–๏ธ A litigator.
  8. Why did the conductor cross the road? ๐Ÿ“ To conduct the chickens.
  9. What do you call a conductor who can’t decide what to play? ๐Ÿค” A wishy-washy-conductor.
  10. Why did the conductor quit his job? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ He couldn’t Handel the pressure.
  11. Why did the conductor get a parking ticket? ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ For conducting in a no-parking zone.
  12. What do you call a conductor who is always grumpy? ๐Ÿ˜  A sour note.
  13. Why did the conductor get lost in the orchestra? ๐ŸŽน He couldn’t find his Q.
  14. What do you call a conductor who always has a big smile? ๐Ÿ˜ƒ A happy-conductor.
  15. Why did the conductor get arrested? ๐Ÿš” For conducting under the influence.
  16. What do you call a conductor who is always getting lost? ๐ŸŒณ A wandering conductor.
  17. Why did the conductor get a speeding ticket? ๐Ÿš“ For conducting too fast.
  18. What do you call a conductor who is always losing his baton? ๐Ÿ’ก A forgetful-conductor.
  19. Why did the conductor get promoted? ๐Ÿ“ˆ He was a high-note-achiever.
  20. What do you call a conductor who is always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ A trouble-making conductor.

Punctuating the Journey with Humor

  1. Why did the semicolon get lost? Because it didn’t know where to put its colon.
  2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  3. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
  4. โฐ Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  5. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  8. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
  9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
  11. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  12. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  14. ๐Ÿ Why did the bee get lost? Because it couldn’t find its hivemind.
  15. What do you call a cow that’s always lying down? A bull-dozer.
  16. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
  17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  18. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
  19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  20. Why did the punctuation mark get arrested? Because it was making too many commas.

Stationed in the Realm of Puns

  1. Why did the train get lost? Because it couldn’t find its station! ๐Ÿš‚
  2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿฅ”
  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒพ
  4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ
  5. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿค•
  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘€
  7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ’ค
  8. What do you call a lazy egg? An egg-cellent excuse! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅฑ
  9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–
  10. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค”
  11. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ž
  12. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ–
  13. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿš“
  14. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’ฌ
  15. Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿคง
  16. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time! โŒš๏ธโŒ›
  17. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was head and shoulders above the rest! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†
  18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‘€
  19. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘–
  20. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ™ˆ
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Tracks to Tickle Your Funny Bone

  1. Why did the musician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little out of tune.
  2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  3. Why are colds bad criminals? They’re hard to catch! ๐ŸงŠ
  4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  6. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
  8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸงŠ
  12. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  13. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
  14. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
  15. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
  16. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back.
  17. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
  18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  19. What do you call a musician who can’t play any instruments? A noisemaker.
  20. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

Derailed with Laughter

  1. My train of thought got derailed by a humerus joke. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ
  2. I’m on a pun train that’s rolling on the tracks of laughter. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  3. My jokes are like a freight train: they’re heavy and can leave you in stitches. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ”—
  4. The puns are flying off the rails, and they’re hitting their targets. ๐ŸŽฏ๐Ÿš‚
  5. I’ve derailed your funny bone, and now you’re at the station of laughter. ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿš‚
  6. My puns are the express train to the city of chuckles. ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿš‚
  7. Buckle up for a wild ride on the pun express! ๐Ÿš‚๐ŸŽข
  8. I’m the train conductor of laughter, taking you on a journey of puns. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  9. My puns are like a locomotive: they’re powerful and leave you breathless. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ’จ
  10. The puns are derailed, but the laughter is still on track. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ
  11. My puns are the tracks that lead to the station of humor. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš‰
  12. I’m pulling the levers of laughter with my pun-derful jokes. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  13. I’ve derailed my common sense to bring you these extraordinary puns. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคช
  14. The puns are like a runaway train, and I’m just along for the ride. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜…
  15. My puns are the fuel that keeps the laughter engine running. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ
  16. I’m the pun master engineer, and I’m here to derail your frown into laughter. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  17. The puns are like a freight train of hilarity, rumbling through the tracks of absurdity. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ
  18. I’ve lost my train of thought, but I’m still on the tracks of laughter. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  19. My puns are like a train wreck: they’re unexpected, messy, but somehow still amusing. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  20. I’m like the engineer of laughter, driving my train of puns through the station of comedy. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Switching Tracks to Punny Territory

  1. ๐Ÿš‚ Why did the train get lost? Because it didn’t know which track to take!
  2. ๐Ÿš‰ How do you fix a broken railroad? With a tracksuit!
  3. ๐Ÿ”ง What did the screwdriver say to the screw? “Let’s turn things around!”
  4. ๐Ÿ“ฃ Why did the conductor get a trumpet? Toot! Toot!
  5. ๐ŸŽต What do you call a train that plays music? A rolling symphony!
  6. ๐Ÿšƒ What do trains wear to keep warm? Tracksuits! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  7. ๐Ÿ›ค๏ธ Why did the train get a sunburn? Because it was on the wrong track!
  8. ๐Ÿ’ฐ What do you call a train that’s always late? A procrastin-express!
  9. ๐Ÿ“š What did the student train say to the other trains? “I can’t believe I’m loco-motive!”
  10. ๐Ÿ’ค Why did the train driver get fired? Because he kept sleeping on the job!
  11. ๐ŸŒŸ What do you call a train that’s full of stars? A constellation-train!
  12. ๐Ÿค– What do you call a train that’s always breaking down? A derail-droid!
  13. ๐Ÿ“ธ What did the train say when it saw the photographer? “Cheese, please!”
  14. ๐ŸŽจ What do you call a train that’s full of paintings? An art-express!
  15. ๐Ÿ What do you call a train that’s full of apples? A train-pple!
  16. ๐Ÿก What do you call a train that’s full of houses? A home-bound train!
  17. ๐Ÿ“š What do you call a train that’s full of books? A literary train!
  18. ๐ŸŽญ What do you call a train that’s full of actors? A panto-train!
  19. ๐ŸŽต What do you call a train that’s full of musicians? An orchestra-train!
  20. ๐ŸŒ What do you call a train that’s full of the world? A globe-train!

Steamrolling with Jokes

  1. When the road got steamed, my jokes paved the way. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
  2. My jokes crushed it, rolling over the competition. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿ˜„
  3. Prepare for impact! My puns are about to steamroll you into laughter. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. You’ll be steamrolled by my hilarious punchlines. ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
  5. Caution! My jokes are heavy duty, capable of flattening any frown. ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
  6. My puns are like a steamroller, flattening sadness wherever they go. ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
  7. Brace yourself, folks! My jokes are a force to be reconned with. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™€๏ธ
  8. Get ready to be as-steamrolled by my endless supply of humor. ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿคฃ
  9. My jokes have the power to flatten boredom into laughter. ๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ˜„
  10. Warning: My puns may cause a steamy explosion of giggles. ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
  11. Buckle up! My jokes are about to steamroll your funny bone. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
  12. My puns are like a steamroller, smoothing out the wrinkles of your day. ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
  13. Prepare to be steamrolled by my avalanche of puns. โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
  14. I’m paving the way to laughter with my unbeatable puns. ๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ asfalto
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Hijacking Puns on the Railway

  1. What do you call a train that’s always late? A derailed pun.
  2. Why did the train conductor get lost? Because he took the wrong track.
  3. What do you call a train that’s full of puns? A rolling stock of chuckles. ๐Ÿš‚
  4. Why did the train driver get fired? Because he kept missing his stops.
  5. What do you call a train that’s carrying a lot of gold? A bullion express.
  6. What do you call a train that’s always getting into trouble? A derailed delinquent.
  7. Why did the train get a speeding ticket? For crossing the tracks at light speed. โšก
  8. What do you call a train that’s carrying a lot of people? A passenger train on steroids.
  9. Why did the train driver get a promotion? Because he was an engine-uity.
  10. What do you call a train that’s always on time? A punctual locomotive. โŒš๏ธ
  11. Why did the train get lost in the woods? Because it took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
  12. What do you call a train that’s carrying a lot of luggage? A baggage train on wheels. ๐Ÿ’ผ
  13. Why did the train driver get a haircut? To improve his whistleblower skills.
  14. What do you call a train that’s carrying a lot of food? A dining car express. ๐Ÿ”
  15. Why did the train get a flu shot? To stay on the healthy track. ๐Ÿ’‰
  16. What do you call a train that’s carrying a lot of books? A literature locomotive. ๐Ÿ“š
  17. Why did the train driver get a tattoo? To commemorate his derailed days. ๐Ÿš‚
  18. What do you call a train that’s carrying a lot of toys? A playtime express. ๐Ÿงธ
  19. Why did the train get a new paint job? To keep it looking sharp on the rails. ๐ŸŽจ
  20. What do you call a train that’s carrying a lot of musicians? A symphony on the tracks. ๐ŸŽถ

Pun-ishing Passengers with Laughter

  1. What do you call a bus that’s always late? A tardy party.
  2. Why did the passenger get lost? Because they didn’t have a bus-y schedule.
  3. What do you call a bus that’s always full? A crowded-pleaser.
  4. Why didn’t the bus stop for the comedian? ๐ŸŽญ Because he didn’t have any standing material.
  5. What do you call a bus that’s always on time? A punctuality pro.
  6. Why did the passenger get off the bus? Because they were tired of the bus-tle.
  7. What do you call a bus that’s always breaking down? A lemon-ade stand.
  8. Why did the bus have a flat tire? Because it ran over a nail-biting situation.
  9. What do you call a bus that’s always going in circles? A roundabout ride.
  10. Why didn’t the passenger pay for their ticket? ๐Ÿ’ฐ Because they were fare-evasive.
  11. What do you call a bus that’s always stuck in traffic? A jam-packed ride.
  12. Why did the bus driver take a detour? Because they were avoiding a traffic jam-boree.
  13. What do you call a bus that’s always running late? A procrastin-bus.
  14. Why did the passenger bring a blanket on the bus? Because they were expecting a draft.
  15. What do you call a bus that’s always getting into accidents? A crash-course in transportation.
  16. Why did the bus driver get a promotion? Because they were an ace at driving the bus-iness.
  17. What do you call a bus that’s always empty? A lone-ranger ride.
  18. Why did the passenger get a window seat? Because they wanted to watch the world go bye-bye.
  19. What do you call a bus that’s always full of animals? A zoo-bilee ride.
  20. Why did the bus driver get a speeding ticket? Because they were driving in the fast lane.

Whistle-blowing on the Best Puns

  1. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
  2. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  8. What do you call a bird with no wings? A walk-in.
  9. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox.
  10. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  12. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  14. What do you call a bird with no wings? A walk-in.
  15. What do you call a kangaroo with no legs? A pouch potato.
  16. ๐Ÿฆฉ What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  17. ๐Ÿฆ˜ What do you call a kangaroo with no legs? A pouch potato.
  18. ๐Ÿ‘‚What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  19. ๐ŸŒฒ What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox.
  20. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ What do you call a bird with no wings? A walk-in.

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