121+ Egypt Puns That Are the Height of Pharaohcy!

Embark on a comical excavation into the heart of ancient Egypt with our side-splitting collection of puns! From the pharaohs’ regal wit to the cryptic humor of hieroglyphs, get ready to unearth the hidden gems of Egyptian comedy. As you traverse these ancient sands, you’ll encounter mummies who’ll leave you in stitches, sphinxes with riddles that will tickle your funny bone, and scarabs that will have you rolling in hieroglyphic laughter. Join us on this hilarious expedition as we uncover the tombs of ancient puns and decipher the hieroglyphs of humor. Prepare yourself for a royal rumble of puns fit for Cleopatra herself, and don’t forget to pay homage to Anubis, the god of the dead, who knows a thing or two about bone-rattling jokes. Cairo’s cacophony of puns awaits, and the Nile whispers secrets of side-splitting humor. Get ready to unleash your inner pharaoh and let the puns reign supreme. Dive into the river of laughter that flows through the heart of Egypt, where even the pyramids are bursting with punchlines. Trust us, this journey will leave you hieroglyphically hysterical!

Mummy’s the Word: A Pyramid of Puns About Ancient Egypt

1. Sphinx: I’m totally stumped!
2. Sarcophagus: I’m dying to get out of here!
3. Tutankhamun: I’m so wrapped up in my mummy duties.
4. Scarab: I’m rolling in money! 💰
5. Anubis: Jackal-ing around is my specialty.
6. Horus: I’m falcon-tastic at flying!
7. Osiris: I’m the reigning king of puns!
8. Hathor: I’m a goddess of love and laughter. ❤️
9. Thoth: I’m the ibis of wisdom.
10. Pyramid: I’m peak perfection! 🔺
11. Hieroglyphs: I’m writing a new language.
12. Nile River: I flow everlastingly.
13. Sphinx: I’m a mystery wrapped in an enigma inside a pyramid. 谜语
14. Papyrus: I’m a blank slate for your puns.
15. Pharaoh: I’m the ruler of all I survey. 👑
16. Mummy: I’m all wrapped up in your jokes! 🌯
17. Ankh: I’m the key to eternal life. 🗝️
18. Rosetta Stone: I’m the codebreaker for ancient puns.
19. Cleopatra: I’m the queen of puns! 👸
20. Sphinx: I’m the silent type, but my puns speak volumes. 🤐

Sphinx-tastic Jokes: Unraveling the Riddles of the Pharaohs

1. Why did the Sphinx take up weightlifting? To build up his pyramid power.
2. What happened when the Sphinx went to the doctor? He had a head cold.
3. Why did the Sphinx cross the road? To get to the other pyramid.
   4️⃣ What do you call a Sphinx with no nose? A sphinx-terrifying!
4. Why did the Sphinx get lost? Because it couldn’t read the map hieroglyphics.
5. What do you get when you cross a Sphinx and a camel? A hump day puzzle.
6. Why did the Sphinx join a band? To be a back-up singer.
7. What did the Sphinx say to the tourist? “Hey, you looking a bit sandy!”
8. Why did the Sphinx need a computer? To Sphinx all the secrets.
9. What do you call a Sphinx with a bad attitude? A Grumpy Sphinx.
10. Why did the Sphinx go to the library? To check out a tome on pyramids.
11. What do you call a Sphinx that loves to relax? A sphynx-ercise ball.
12. What did the Sphinx get when it went to the tailor? A customized riddle.
13. Why did the Sphinx take a nap? To restore its inner peace.
14. What do you get when you combine a Sphinx and a motorcycle? A dune buggy with a riddle.
15. Why did the Sphinx win an award? For its outstanding performance in the mystery category.
16. What did the Sphinx say when it lost its voice? “I’ve gone mum-my!”
17. Why did the Sphinx start a blog? To Sphinx of its existence.
18. What do you call a Sphinx that’s always late? A Sphinx-chronization error.
19. Why did the Sphinx get a job as a security guard? Because it was a keeper of secrets.

Scarab-ing for Laughs: Unearthing the Humor in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

1. Why are hieroglyphs so funny? Because they’re totally punny!
2. What do you call a scarab beetle that’s always cracking jokes? A “punny bugger”! 🌴
3. Why did the Egyptian mummy get lost? Because he was too wrapped up in his own puns!
4. What’s the difference between a hieroglyph and a pun? Hieroglyphs are ancient Egyptian, while puns are just plain corny!
5. Why are hieroglyphs so good at math? Because they can count on their funny bones!
6. What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always trying to make you laugh? A stand-up papyrus! 🌴
7. Why did the hieroglyph cross the road? To get to the other pyramid!
8. What’s the best way to make a hieroglyph laugh? Tell them your mummy jokes!
9. Why are hieroglyphs so good at basketball? Because they know how to shoot emojis! 🏀💯
10. What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always getting into trouble? A pharaoh-ble!
11. Why are hieroglyphs so popular with kids? Because they’re always making hieroglyph-ics! 😜
12. What’s the difference between a hieroglyph and a riddle? A hieroglyph is a picture that tells a story, while a riddle is a story that needs a picture!
13. Why did the hieroglyph get a job as a librarian? Because he was always “booked”! 📚
14. What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always making funny faces? A LOL-oglyph! 🤣
15. Why are hieroglyphs so good at playing the drums? Because they know how to beat a joke! 🥁
16. What’s the best way to get a hieroglyph to cheer up? Tell them a “hieroglyph-ical” joke! 😊
17. Why are hieroglyphs so good at swimming? Because they’re always making a “splash”! 🌊
18. What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always getting into fights? A “brawl-oglyph”! 👊
19. Why did the hieroglyph go to the chiropractor? Because he was all “bent outta shape”! 💆‍♂️
20. What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always getting lost? A “dis-oriented-oglyph”! 🗺️

Tomb-tastic Wordplay: Exploring the Depths of Egyptian Humor

1. What do you call a pharaoh with a bad sense of direction? 🚨 Lost in the desert!
2. Why did the mummy get a loan? 💰 To buy a sarcophagus on credit!
3. What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music? 🎵 Wrap music!
4. Why don’t mummies go to school? 🎓 Because they’re already wrapped up!
5. What do you call a pharaoh with lots of gold? 🏆 A king of bling!
6. Why did the pyramid get a cold? 🤒 Because it couldn’t keep its core warm!
7. What do you call a mummy that’s always on the move? 🏃‍♂️ A walking dead!
8. Why did the sphinx lose its nose? 👃 It got a-head of itself!
9. What’s the difference between a mummy and a zombie? 🧟‍♀️ One is wrapped up for eternity, while the other is always wrapped up in its work!
10. Why did the pharaoh hire a private investigator? 🕵️‍♂️ He wanted to find out who was tomb-raiding!
11. What’s a mummy’s favorite food? 🌯 Wrapped-up burritos!
12. Why did the cat love ancient Egypt? 🐈 Because of all the pyramids to climb!
13. What do you call a pyramid with a pool? 💦 A splash of history!
14. Why did the Nile River flow backwards? 🌊 Because Egypt was in de-Nile!
15. What do you call a sun-worshipping Egyptian? ☀️ A hot dog! 🌭
16. Why are mummies such good dancers? 💃 They’re always wrapping things up!
17. What’s an archaeologist’s favorite type of dance? 🕺 The excavation!
18. Why did the pharaoh get a divorce? 💔 Because his wife was a tomb raider!
19. What do you call a pharaoh with a fear of birds? 🐔 A chicken-hearted king!
20. Why did the sphinx have a hiccup? 🗿 Because it had been sphinxed!

Cleopatra’s Quips: Royal Puns Fit for a Queen

• What’s Cleopatra’s favorite type of music? 🎵🎶 Royal-ty!
• Why did Cleopatra love Sphinx? Because he was a great listener! 👂🗿
• What did Cleopatra say when she saw a pyramid for the first time? “Wow, that’s a tomb with a view!”
• Why did Cleopatra’s soldiers always wear sandals? Because they were marching on Egypt! 👣
• What’s Cleopatra’s go-to makeup? Eye-liner!
• Why did Cleopatra always get lost in the desert? Because she couldn’t find her way out of a pyramid scheme! 🗺️💰
• What’s Cleopatra’s favorite type of cheese? Brie-tish cheese! 🧀🇬🇧
• Why did Cleopatra cross the Nile? To get to the other Sphinx! 🇪🇬
• What did Cleopatra say when she heard Marc Antony had lost the battle? “Oh, Caesar!”
• Why was Cleopatra so good at darts? Because she could always hit the bullseye! 🎯
• What’s Cleopatra’s favorite animal? A sphynx cat! 😻
• Why did Cleopatra always travel with a mirror? So she could see herself as the fairest of them all!🪞👑
• What did Cleopatra say when she got a paper cut? “Ouch, that’s a mummy-fication!”
• Why did Cleopatra need a new perfume? Because her old one had expired! ⚱️
• What did Cleopatra say when she saw a man with a big nose? “Excuse me, but that’s a bit of a sphinx!” 👃
• Why was Cleopatra’s favorite fish a seahorse? Because it was regal and majestic! 🐎🐠
• What’s Cleopatra’s biggest pet peeve? When people don’t use their Pharaoh manners! 👸
• Why did Cleopatra always take a bath in milk? To cleanse her royal paws! 🛁🥛

Anubis-olutely Hilarious: Jokes from the God of the Dead

1. Mummy: “My jokes will leave you in stitches!”
2. Sphinx: “Why are mummies so good at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always wrapped up!”
3. Pharaoh: “What’s a mummy’s favorite snack? Tombstones!” 👻
4. Jackal: “Why did the mummy go to the bank? To get his dough!”
5. Scarab: “What do you call a mummy with a sense of humor? A sarcophagus of laughs!”
6. Anubis: “What’s a mummy’s favorite movie? “The Mummy Returns!” 🍿
7. Embalmer: “Why do mummies make such good dancers? Because they know how to wrap!”
8. Hieroglyph: “What do you call a mummy with a broken leg? A fractured pharaoh!” 🦴
9. Pyramid: “Why did the mummy get lost in the desert? He didn’t have a MapQuest!” 🗺️
10. Pharaoh: “What do you call a mummy who’s always late? A tar-dead-y!”
11. Anubis: “Why did the mummy quit his job? Because he was always getting wrapped up in things!”
12. Sphinx: “What’s the difference between a mummy and a philosopher? One’s wrapped in linen, the other’s lost in linen!”
13. Pharaoh: “Why are mummies so bad at bowling? Because they spare no one!” 🎳
14. Jackal: “What do you call a mummy who’s a great listener? A tomb-talker!”
15. Embalmer: “Why don’t mummies have any money? Because they’re all buried!” 💰
16. Hieroglyph: “What’s the secret to a long, prosperous life? Mummification!” ⌛
17. Pyramid: “Why did the mummy get a traffic ticket? For driving in his sarcophagus!” 🚔
18. Pharaoh: “What do you call a mummy who’s always in a good mood? A Tut-ankhamen with a sunbeam!” 🌞
19. Anubis: “Why are mummies such good poets? Because they always rhyme with “dead!”” 📖
20. Sphinx: “What’s the difference between a mummy and a zombie? One’s wrapped up in linen, the other’s linen-wrapped!”

Cairo-tic Comedy: Exploring the Puns of Egypt’s Capital

• What do you call a camel in a sandstorm? A humpback!
• Why are the pyramids so punctual? Because they have all their tombs in order!
• What do you call a mummy who loves to dance? A Tut-Twister!
• Where do mummies go on vacation? To the Red Sea 🌊
• Why did the pharaoh cross the road? To get to the other pyramid!
• What do you get when you cross an Egyptian and a magician? A pyramid scheme!
• Why are Egyptian tombs so cold? Because they’re full of draughts!
• What do you call a cat that lives in a pyramid? A paw-ramid!
• Why did Cleopatra love Caesar? Because he was a Roman tête-à-tête!
• What do you call an Egyptian who’s always getting lost? A Cairo-tic!
• Why are mummies so good at math? Because they know all the wrappings!
• What do you call a pyramid with a hole in the roof? A Swiss cheese-ramid!
• Where do you find a pharaoh with no arms or legs? In King Tut’s Emporium!
• What do you call an Egyptian who’s always on the go? A Cairo-kinetic!
• Why did the hieroglyphics cross the street? To get to the other papyrus!
• What do you call a mummy that’s always in a rush? A fast-moving cadaver!
• Why are pyramids so hard to build? Because they’re not made with Lego!
• What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always late? A slow-glyph!
• Why did the scarab beetle get lost? Because it couldn’t read its hieroglyphics!

Hieroglyphic Hilarity: Deciphering the Funny Side of Ancient Symbols

• Why did the ancient Egyptians get lost? Because they couldn’t read a hieroglyphic map!
• What do you call an Egyptian who loves fried chicken? A pharaoh from KFC!
• Why are hieroglyphs so hard to decipher? Because they’re written in a very cryptic language!
• What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always hungry? A hieroglyph-ic! 😋
• Why are hieroglyphs so square? Because they live in pyramids!
• What do you call an Egyptian who’s always late? A chariot-teer who’s always behind schedule!
• Why did the hieroglyph get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught hieroglyph-ing over the speed limit!
• What’s the difference between a hieroglyph and a mummy? About 3,000 years!
• Why are hieroglyphs so good at crossword puzzles? Because they have a knack for filling in blanks!
• What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always getting into trouble? A hieroglyph-ic troublemaker! 🤪
• Why did the hieroglyph get a sunburn? Because he spent too much time in the hieroglyph-ic sun!
• What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always falling over? A hieroglyph-ic klutz!
• Why did the hieroglyph get a job as a model? Because he was always striking a pose!
• What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always making jokes? A hieroglyph-ic pun-dit!
• Why did the hieroglyph get a tattoo? Because he wanted to hieroglyph-ic some art on his body!

Pharaoh-nominal Puns: Reigning Supreme with Wordplay

1. What do you call an Egyptian who’s always late? A sarcopha-late!
2. Why couldn’t the pharaoh find his tomb? Because it was sphinx!
3. What did the pharaoh say to his lazy son? “You’re a tomb-idler!” 👸🏼
4. How do you know if a pharaoh is a good dancer? He’s got the sarco-moves!
5. What do you call a pharaoh with a fear of heights? A pyrami-scared! 🌳
6. What do you get when you cross a pharaoh with a hairdresser? A mummy makeover!
7. How do pharaohs keep their secrets safe? They seal them in a tomb with a sphinx! 🤐
8. What’s the pharaoh’s favorite game? Charades!
9. Why did the pharaoh’s wife get upset? Because he lost her sarco-phagus!
10. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always in a good mood? A happy-amide! 😁
11. Why did the pharaoh only drink from a golden cup? Because he was a carat-ted drinker!
12. What did the pharaoh say when he was lost? “I pyramid help!”
13. Why did the pharaoh need a new pair of slippers? Because his old ones were tomb! 👣
14. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always getting into trouble? A tomb-raider! 💣
15. Why didn’t the pharaoh want to watch the sunset? Because he knew he’d sarco-ma!
16. How do pharaohs stay organized? They use a tomb-planner!
17. What did the pharaoh say when his pyramid was finished? “It’s a wrap!”🎬
18. Why did the pharaoh get a nose job? Because his sphinx was too big! 👃
19. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always bragging? A tomb-astu!
20. Why was the pharaoh’s son so bad at math? Because he couldn’t count to tomb-illion!

Desert Delights: Dry and Witty Jokes from the Sands of Egypt

1. What do you call a camel with no humps? A flat camel.
2. Why did the mummy go to the bank? To get his tomb-roll.
3. What do you call a group of mummies? A band-age.
4. Why are pyramids such good places to hide money? Because they’re hard to tomb. 🏜️
5. What do you call a sandstorm in a blender? A sand-shake.
6. Why did the camel cross the road? To get to the other oasis.
7. What do you call a camel that’s always late? A sand-crawler.
8. Why did the Pharaoh get a divorce? Because his wife was tomb-ing all the time.
9. What do you call a pyramid with a sunroof? A tan-line.
10. Why are mummies such good dancers? Because they’re always wrapped up.
11. What do you call a camel that’s lost its tail? A sad-el.
12. Why did the pyramid get lost? Because it didn’t have its pharaoh.
13. What do you call a camel that’s always angry? A hunch-back.
14. Why did the sphinx get a job as a barber? Because he was good at carving faces.
15. What do you call a camel that’s always telling jokes? A drome-dy.
16. Why did the pharaoh’s son get lost? Because he went down the wrong pyramid. 🏜️
17. What do you call a camel that’s always in a good mood? A hum-dinger.
18. Why did the pyramid get a haircut? Because it was too pointy.
19. What do you call a camel that’s always late? A procrastin-camel.
20. Why did the mummy go to the doctor? Because she was feeling faint.

Nile-arious Humor: Laughing Along the Mighty River

1. What do you call a crocodile who loves to joke? A Nile-arious reptile!
2. Why did the pyramid builder hire a comedian? To keep the team in high “spirits”!
3. What’s the best way to cool down in Egypt? Stand in the shade of a sphinx! 🌴
4. Why don’t pharaohs tell jokes? Because they always have a stony face!
5. What do you call a mummy who’s always telling puns? A wrap-artist!
6. What’s the difference between a Nile crocodile and a comedian? One is more of a Nile-ing! 🐊
7. What do you call a pyramid that’s always cracking jokes? A pyramid scheme-ist!
8. Why was the pharaoh’s tomb so funny? Because it was full of mummies telling jokes! 👻
9. What do you call a group of ancient Egyptians playing poker? A royal flush! 🃏
10. Why did the hieroglyphics cross the road? To get to the other pyramid! 🚗
11. What do you call a sphinx that’s always making you laugh? A paw-some comedian! 🐾
12. What do you get when you cross a camel and a comedian? A hump-back jester! 🐪😅
13. Why did the Egyptian priest get lost? Because he couldn’t reed the hieroglyphics! 📜🗺️
14. What do you call a pharaoh with a booming voice? A loud-mouthed king! 📣👑
15. Why are Egyptian mummies so good at hide-and-seek? Because they’re wrapped up so well! 👀
16. What do you call a crocodile that’s always telling riddles? A sphinx-ter! 🐊❓
17. Why did the pharaoh’s son get detention? Because he was caught tomb-raiding! 👮‍♂️
18. What do you call a pyramid that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue pyramid! ⛰️🚨
19. Why did the Egyptian farmer cross the Nile? To get to the other crop-side! 🚜
20. What do you call an Egyptian goddess who’s always late? A tardy-sis! ⏰

Sphinx-ingin’ to Laugh: Riddles and Puns from the Guarded Gate

1. Why did the Sphinx get a haircut? He was tired of having a lion’s mane.
2. What do you call a Sphinx with a runny nose? A sphinx-tu. 🦁
3. Why did the Sphinx cross the road? To get to the other riddle.
4. What do you call a Sphinx who can’t keep a secret? A gabby guardian.
5. Why was the Sphinx such a good secret keeper? Because he had a strong lockjaw.
6. What did the Sphinx say when he saw a UFO? I never saw that flying saucer before. 🛸
7. Why is the Sphinx always getting lost? Because he doesn’t have a map.
8. How do you know the Sphinx is a good dancer? Because he’s got the moves like Jagger.
9. What did the Sphinx say after a long day of guarding the gate? I need a Sphinx break.
10. Why did the Sphinx get banned from the library? Because he kept checking out books but never returned them.
11. What do you call a Sphinx who’s always late? The pro-crastinator.
12. Why did the Sphinx get a job as a lifeguard? Because he was always ready to sphinx into action. 🌊
13. What do you call a Sphinx with a computer? A sphinx-ternal hard drive.
14. What do you call a Sphinx with a bad attitude? A sphinx-ter.
15. Why didn’t the Sphinx get invited to the party? Because he was too guarded.
16. What did the Sphinx say after winning the lottery? I’m sphinx-cited!
17. What do you call a Sphinx who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel sphinx.
18. Why did the Sphinx stop playing golf? Because he always lost his ball in the sand.
19. What do you call a Sphinx who’s always bragging? A sphinx-boastful.
20. Why did the Sphinx get arrested? Because he was sphinx-picious. 👮

Papyrus Puns: Unrolling Scrolls of Laughter

1. How does the mummy wrap up a party? With a linen “goodnight”!
2. What do you call a cool piece of paper? 📜 Papyrus-azzi!
3. Why did the archaeologist get lost in the desert? Because he followed the wrong hieroglyphics! 📜
4. What do you get when you cross a pharaoh and a comedian? 📜 A joke that will leave you tomb-wrinkled! 📜😂
5. How does a mummy take a selfie? With a scarab-stick! 📸📜
6. What do you call a pharaoh with a sense of humor? 📜 A jokester with a sarcophagus! 棺😂📜
7. Why couldn’t the mummy find his way home? Because he was lost in the desert scroll! 🗺📜
8. How do mummies keep their food fresh? They use time capsules! ⌛️📜
9. What do you call a mummy that’s always late? A dead-line! ⌛️💀
10. Why did the pharaoh hire a private eye? To find his lost pyramid scheme! 🔎📜💰
11. What do you call a mummy with a bad attitude? A sour-dough! 🍞💀📜
12. Why did the mummy join a band? To play the bone-go! 🦴🎵📜
13. What do you call a mummy that’s always telling bad jokes? A sarco-puncture! 💉📜😂
14. Why did the mummy stop playing poker? Because he kept folding at the wrong time! 🃏📜
15. What do you call a mummy that’s always arguing? A debate-wrap! 🗣🧻📜
16. Why did the mummy get a divorce? Because he was always wrapped up in his problems! 💔📜
17. What do you call a mummy that’s always running late? A procrastinator with a coffin! ⌛️📜
18. Why did the mummy get a tattoo? To show off his ink-redible body! 🎨📜
19. What do you call a mummy that’s always taking photos? A selfie-sphinx! 📸📜😂
20. Why did the mummy open a sandwich shop? To serve wraps! 🌯📜

Temple of Tuts: A Hoot and a Half from the Boy King’s Tomb

1. What do you call a pharaoh with a bad haircut? A Tut-en-khamun.
2. Why did the mummy cross the road? To get to the other side of the afterlife.
3. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always getting into trouble? A Tut-un-khamun. 👋
4. What do you call a hieroglyph that can’t make up its mind? A hieroglyph-ic.
5. What do you call a pyramid that’s always getting lost? A pyramid-head.
6. Why did the pharaoh get a divorce? Because he was in the mood for a new Queen.
7. What do you call a mummy that’s been soaking in the sun for too long? A sun-dried mummy.
8. Why did the ancient Egyptian get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have a map-pyramid. 🗺️
9. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always late? A tardy-pharaoh.
10. What do you call a pyramid that’s always getting lost? A pyramid-head.
11. Why did the mummy get a job as a librarian? To help with the dead-line. 🗓️
12. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always getting into trouble? A Tut-en-khamun.
13. Why did the pharaoh cross the river? To get to the other side of the Nile.
14. What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always getting lost? A hieroglyph-ic.
15. Why did the ancient Egyptian get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have a map-pyramid. 🗺️
16. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always late? A tardy-pharaoh.
17. Why did the mummy get a job as a librarian? To help with the dead-line. 🗓️
18. What do you call a pharaoh who’s always getting into trouble? A Tut-en-khamun.
19. Why did the pharaoh cross the river? To get to the other side of the Nile.
20. What do you call a hieroglyph that’s always getting lost? A hieroglyph-ic.

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