Have you ever been to a play or watched a movie that was so dramatic, you couldn’t help but laugh? If so, then you know the power of a good drama pun. Drama puns are a great way to add a little humor to an otherwise serious situation. They can also be a great way to break the ice with someone new.I’ve compiled a list of some of my favorite drama puns. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!1. What do you call a dramatic performance about a fish? A fish out of water!2. Why did the actor get lost in the theater? Because he was stage frightened!3. What do you call a play about a triangle? A love triangle!4. Why did the director ban cell phones from rehearsals? Because he wanted to avoid any stage fright!5. What do you call a play about a talking dog? A tail of a dog!6. Why did the drama club student get kicked out? Because he was always making a scene!7. What do you call a drama teacher who’s always late? A stage waiter!
Drama Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
- What do you call a drama queen who always has a broken heart? A stage fright.
- Why did the actor get lost on the way to the theater? Because he took a wrong turn at the scene.
- What do you call a play that’s full of suspense? A cliffhanger.
- Why are actors so good at lying? Because they’re always rehearsing their lines.
- What do you call an actor who’s always late? A drama llama.
- Why did the drama queen get a divorce? Because her husband was always acting up.
- What do you call a play that’s all about food? A dinner theater.
- Why did the actor get fired from the play? Because he was too stage fright.
- What do you call a play that’s never on time? A delayed performance.
- Why did the actress get fired from the theater? Because she was always upstaging the other actors.
- What do you call a play that’s set in a courtroom? A legal drama.
- Why did the actor get a concussion? Because he fell from the stage.
- What do you call a play that’s all about love? A romantic comedy.
- Why did the actress get arrested? Because she was caught stealing the show.
- What do you call a play that’s full of action? An adventure story.
- Why did the actor get a standing ovation? Because he broke a leg.
- What do you call a play that’s all about politics? A political thriller.
- Why did the actress get fired from the theater? Because she was too dramatic.
- What do you call a play that’s set in space? A science fiction drama.
- Why did the actor get a job as a waiter? Because he was always serving up drama.
What Do You Call a Dramatic Performance About a Fish?
- A fish out of water!
- The Sole-mn Sea-quels
- Fin-tastic Fun!
- Bait the Audience
- Reel-ly Good Acting
- A-Shore Thing!
- Minnow-Taur Performance
- Crabby Critics
- Octo-Pi-fic Storyline
- Sea-rious Shenanigans!
- Marlin Mo-gicians
- Blubber-iffic Cast
- Seahorse-Simmetry
- Gill-arious Comedy
- Star-finned Performances
- Fin-ding Nemo-tion
- Tuna-rrific Time!
- Clam-orous Applause
- Sea-duction on Stage!
- Scallop-ing Sights
Fish Out of Water
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.
- What do you call a lazy fish? A slacker!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes and no fins? Blind and crippled!
- What do you call a fish that loves to fight? A karate fish!
- What do you call a fish that doesn’t believe in anything? A non-fish-ious fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always happy? A jolly codger!
- What do you call a fish that’s always in a bad mood? A grouch!
- What do you call a fish that’s always late? A tardy fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting lost? A lost fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting sick? A sickly fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always telling jokes? A punny fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting into accidents? A clumsy fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting lost? A lost fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A naughty fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting sick? A sickly fish!
- What do you call a fish that’s always getting into accidents? A crashed fish!
Why Did the Actor Get Lost in the Theater?
- Because the stage was empty!
- He couldn’t find his cue.
- He got stuck in the curtain call.
- He was lost in the labyrinth of costumes.
- He tripped over a footlight.
- He got distracted by the ghost light.
- He took a wrong turn in the dressing room maze.
- He was blinded by the spotlight.
- He forgot his lines.
- He wandered into the prop room and couldn’t find his way out.
- He was chased by a stage hand with a broom.
- He got lost in the theater’s vast hallways.
- He was mesmerized by the beautiful scenery.
- He was distracted by the audience’s laughter.
- He got lost in the character’s mind.
- He took a nap on the stage, and when he woke up, he was lost.
- He got stuck in the fly system.
- He wandered into the wrong theater.
- He was lost in his own imagination.
- He got lost in the applause.
Because He Was Stage Frightened
- Why did the actor get scared before going on stage? Because he was stage frightened.
- What do you call an actor who’s always late for rehearsals? Time-scarred
- What do you call an actor who’s always forgetting his lines? Memory-staged
- Why did the actor get a cold? Because he was stage-chilled.
- What do you call an actor who’s always getting into trouble? A stage-haz
- What do you call an actor who’s always making mistakes? A stage-blunder
- Why did the actor get fired? Because he was stage-struck.
- What do you call an actor who’s always getting lost? A stage-rambler
- Why did the actor get arrested? Because he was stage-robbed.
- What do you call an actor who’s always getting injured? A stage-hazard
What Do You Call a Play About a Triangle?
- A dra-triangle
- A love story with sharp angles
- A “point”less play
- A “tricky” situation
- A “shape”-shifting comedy
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- A “side”-splitting tale
- A performance with “acute” humor
- A play that will make you “equilateral” with laughter
- A “right” choice for a fun evening
- A “concave” experience that will leave you “convex” with joy
- A play that’s “trippy” in all the right ways
- A “scalene” story that will make you think outside the triangle
- A performance that’s “isosceles” (and equally hilarious)
- A play where the “angles” are endless
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- A “right triangle” comedy that will have you in “stitches”
- A “hypotenuse” of laughter
- A play that’s “tangent” to reality
- A “sine” of a good time
- A performance that will make you “cosine” off your seat
- A play with a “complex” plot (but easy-to-understand jokes)
Love Triangle
- Why did the triangle break up with its girlfriend? Because it was acute-ly aware of their differences.
- What do you call a triangle that’s always getting into trouble? A delinquent right-angled triangle.
- Why couldn’t the equilateral triangle find a date? Because it was always isosceles.
- How do you fix a broken triangle? With a hypotenuse.
- What did one triangle say to the other? “You’re the right angle for me!”
- Why did the scalene triangle get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way to an angle.
- What do you call a triangle with an attitude problem? An obtuse triangle.
- Why are triangles so good at math? Because they’re always in right angles.
- What do you call a triangle that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox triangle.
- Why did the triangle quit its job? Because it was feeling unappreciated and wanted to find its own hypotenuse.
- What’s the best kind of triangle to build a house with? A right-angled triangle, because it’s always square.
- Why did the triangle get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going at an acute angle.
- What do you call a triangle that’s always smiling? A happy isosceles.
- Why did the triangle go to the doctor? Because it had an obtuse angle.
- What do you call a triangle that’s always in trouble? A delinquent triangle.
- Why couldn’t the triangle get into the club? Because it didn’t have the right angle.
- What do you call a triangle that’s always thirsty? A dehydrated triangle.
- What do you call a triangle that’s always on the go? A mobile triangle.
Why Did the Director Ban Cell Phones From Rehearsals?
- Because “silent” mode wasn’t cutting it
- Every time someone got a call, rehearsals went off the rails
- The actors kept getting “distracted”
- There were too many “hang-ups” during practice
- The director wanted to eliminate all “dead spots”
- The actors were “texting” too much and not enough “acting”
- The director feared his actors would end up “buffering” instead of performing
- Cell phones were causing “static” in the rehearsals
- The director wanted to ensure there were no ” dropped calls”
- Actors kept “scrolling” through scripts instead of rehearsing
- The director needed to “re-dial” focus during rehearsals
- The actors were “spamming” the director with messages
- The cell phones created a “buzz” that was distracting the actors
- The director banned phones to prevent “hovering” actors who were always on social media
- The director wanted to create a “signal-free” zone for better concentration
- The actors kept “FaceTiming” friends and family during rehearsals
- The director feared the actors would start “Googling” their lines instead of memorizing them
- The cell phones were distracting the director from giving “direction”
Because He Wanted to Avoid Any Stage Fright
- Why did the stage go to the doctor? Because he had stage fright!
- What do you call a stage that’s always nervous? A jumpy stage!
- Why did the curtains get a standing ovation? Because they had such a great performance!
- What do you call a stage that’s always late? A stage with a slow start!
- Why did the stage get tangled up in knots? Because it had stage fright!
- What do you call a stage that’s always getting into trouble? A stage with a bad reputation!
- Why did the stage get a makeover? Because it wanted to look its best for its big night!
- What do you call a stage that’s always full of performers? A crowded stage!
- Why did the stage get a new costume? Because it wanted to show off its new look!
- What do you call a stage that’s always disappearing? A vanishing stage!
- Why did the stage get a case of the giggles? Because it couldn’t control its laughter!
- What do you call a stage that’s always getting lost? A stage with a bad sense of direction!
- Why did the stage get a new haircut? Because it wanted to change its style!
- What do you call a stage that’s always making people laugh? A funny stage!
- Why did the stage get a degree in drama? Because it wanted to be a professional actor!
- What do you call a stage that’s always getting into fights? A stage with a lot of drama!
- Why did the stage get a new set of lights? Because it wanted to brighten up its performance!
- What do you call a stage that’s always changing its name? A stage with multiple personalities!
- Why did the stage get a new set of curtains? Because it wanted to dress up its performance!
- What do you call a stage that’s always getting into trouble? A stage with a bad reputation!
What Do You Call a Play About a Talking Dog?
- A borf-day play
- A paw-some production
- A tail-wagging tale
- A woof-tastic performance
- A canine comedy
- A bark-tastic Broadway show
- A mutt-have musical
- A tail-spinning thriller
- A dog-gone funny whodunit
- A paw-litical satire
- A paw-sitively delightful experience
- A paw-sitively paw-some play
- A paw-ty on stage
- A paw-sitively
paw-some play
- A fur-ocious performance
- A paw-somely entertaining night out
- A tail-waggingly good time
- A paw-sitive paws-ome experience
- A tail-spinning adventure
- A paw-litically incorrect comedy
A Tail of a Dog
- What do you call a dog with no tail? Incomplete.
- What do you call a dog with one tail? A half-tail.
- What do you call a dog with two tails? A double-tail.
- What do you call a dog with no legs? A cloud.
- What do you call a dog with one leg? A pirate.
- What do you call a dog with three legs? A tripod.
- What do you call a dog with four legs? A happy dog!
- What do you call a dog that can’t swim? A sinker.
- What do you call a dog that loves to chase cars? A tailgater.
- What do you call a dog that’s always getting into trouble? A paw-ful.
- What do you call a dog that’s afraid of the dark? A night-mare.
- What do you call a dog that’s always barking? A loud-mouth.
- What do you call a dog that’s always digging? A paw-sitively dirty dog.
- What do you call a dog that’s always jumping around? A springer.
- What do you call a dog that’s always happy? A wag-happy dog.
- What do you call a dog that’s always smiling? A grin-ner.
- What do you call a dog that’s always getting lost? A lost dog.
- What do you call a dog that’s always getting into the refrigerator? A food-hound.
- What do you call a dog that’s always sleeping? A lazy-bones.
- What do you call a dog that’s always chewing on things? A chew-toy.
Why Did the Drama Club Student Get Kicked Out?
- Because they were always being over-dramatic
- They couldn’t act naturally, even when they were on stage
- Their performance was so bad, it was a real tragedy
- They were always getting into character, even when they were offstage
They were caught stage diving into the audience
- They were always rehearsing their lines, even in the bathroom
They were so full of themselves, they thought they were the star of the show
- They were always getting lost in the plot
They were always tripping over their props
- They were so into their角色, they forgot to learn their lines
- They were always making puns, even when they were on stage
- Their performance was so bad, it made the audience cry
- They were always trying to steal the spotlight
- They were always getting into fights with the other actors
- They were always late for rehearsals
They were always forgetting their costumes
- They were always getting lost backstage
- They were always complaining about the director
- They were always trying to get out of doing their work
- They were always making excuses for their bad acting
Because He Was Always Making a Scene
- Why did the actor get fired?
- Why did the drama teacher lose their job?
- What do you call a musical about a doctor’s office?
- What do you get when you cross a musician with a thief?
- Why did the mime get arrested?
- Why did the stage manager get a cold?
- What do you call a ballet dancer who’s always late?
- Why did the playwright get lost?
- What do you call a singer who’s always on the run?
- Why did the actress break up with her boyfriend?
- What do you call a play that’s all about food?
- Why didn’t the comedian get a laugh?
- What do you call a musical about a group of animals?
- Why did the dancer get a raise?
- What do you call a singer who’s always getting into trouble?
- Why did the stagehand get fired?
- What do you call a play that’s too long?
- Why didn’t the actor get the part?
- What do you call a musical about a group of detectives?
- Why did the audience throw tomatoes at the stage?
What Do You Call a Drama Teacher Who’s Always Late?
- A tarda-y teacher!
- A pro-crastinating thespian!
- A slow-motion mime!
- A stage-frightened director!
- An out-of-cue performer!
- A behind-the-scenes straggler!
- A hesitant stage manager!
- A reluctant understudy!
- A delayed curtain call!
- A forgotten cue!
- A dropped prop!
- A missed entrance!
- A stumbling actor!
- A forgotten line!
- A flubbed improvisation!
- A botched monologue!
- A tardy stagehand!
- A slow-witted playwright!
- A lazy lighting technician!
Stage Waiter
- What do you call a waiter who’s always on time? A stage waiter!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always making mistakes? A stage blunderer!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting into trouble? A stage delinquent!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting lost? A stage navigator!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always making a mess? A stage clutz!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting distracted? A stage daydreamer!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always making puns? A stage jester!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always forgetting things? A stage amnesiac!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always late? A stage procrastinator!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting yelled at? A stage target!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting ignored? A stage shadow!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting fired? A stage reject!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting compliments? A stage charmer!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting promoted? A stage riser!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting demoted? A stage faller!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting transferred? A stage traveler!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting mistaken for someone else? A stage doppelgänger!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting starstruck? A stage fangirl/fanboy!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting the last laugh? A stage comedian!
- What do you call a waiter who’s always getting the first laugh? A stage opener!
