123+ Drum Puns That’ll Make You Cymbal-ically Laugh Out Loud!

Brace yourselves, drum enthusiasts and pun aficionados, for an epic journey into the enchanting realm of drum puns! I know what you’re thinking, ‘Drums? Puns? Really?’ But trust me, in this symphony of laughter, we’re about to turn the beat into a punchline and make your sidesplit like a snare drum.From the thunderous bass to the shimmering cymbals, every drum component becomes a canvas for our hilarious wordplay. We’ll kick it off with some side-splitting jokes that will make you wish you had eight extra drums to keep up with the rhythm of laughter. And for those who prefer a more subtle approach, we’ve got sly puns that will leave you cymbal-izing with delight.But wait, there’s more! We’ll snare you with clever wordplay, tom-foolery that will leave you giggling, and drum solo puns that will have you rolling in the aisles. Our drum-believable puns will make you question your sanity, while our square puns will leave you wondering why you never thought of them before.Whether you’re a seasoned drummer or just a fan of a good beat, this collection of drum puns is sure to hit all the right notes. So grab your sticks, warm up your vocal cords, and prepare to drum up some laughter with us. Let’s get ready to rattle your funny bone and make this a concert of puns that will echo in your memory for years to come!

The Ultimate Drum Pun Collection

1. Why did the drummer get lost? Because he didn’t have a “map” for directions!
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2. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep a beat? A drum machine!
3. What do you call a drummer with no arms? Sticks!
4. Why don’t drummers make good poker players? Because they always have a “tell.”
5. What do you call a drummer who’s always late? A cymbal-pathetic!
6. What do you call a drummer who’s too loud? A beat offender!
7. Why did the drummer quit his band? Because he couldn’t keep time!
8. What do you call a drummer who always plays the same tempo? A metronome!
9. Why did the drummer get a job at a hardware store? Because he was good at “beating” prices!
10. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting into trouble? A drum-minor!
11. Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band? Because he was “cymbal”-izing too much!
12. What do you call a drummer who’s always drunk? A “bash”-ful drummer!
13. Why did the drummer join the army? To “beat” the enemy!
14. What do you call a drummer who’s always in a good mood? A “happy” drummer!
15. Why did the drummer have to go to the hospital? Because he “snared” his finger!
16. What do you call a drummer who’s always playing the same drumbeat? A “redundant” drummer!
17. Why did the drummer stop playing? Because he got “tired” of hitting the drums!
18. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting lost? A “beat” map!
19. Why did the drummer get a new pair of shoes? Because he “needed” a beat!
20. What do you call a drummer who’s always late for practice? A “snare” drummer!

🥁 Drumming Up the Jokes: Side-Splitting Drum Puns

1. Why did the drummer get lost? Because he didn’t have a “beat”-itude.
2. What do you call a drummer who’s always late? A “beat”-ard.
3. Why did the drummer take a nap? Because he was feeling “beat”.
   🥁 4. What do you call a drummer with no sense of rhythm? A “drum-off”.
4. Why did the drummer cross the road? To get to the other “beat”.
5. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep a steady beat? A “hit-and-miss”.
6. Why did the drummer get a job at the construction site? Because he was good at “nailing” the rhythm.
7. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting sick? A “beat-bug”.
8. Why did the drummer get arrested? Because he was caught “drumming up” trouble.
9. What do you call a drummer who’s always arguing with his bandmates? A “drum-head”.
   🥁 11. Why did the drummer get a headache? Because he was “drumming up” a storm.
10. What do you call a drummer who’s always out of tune? A “beat-boxer”.
11. Why did the drummer quit his band? Because he couldn’t “handle” the pressure.
12. What do you call a drummer who’s always bragging about his skills? A “drum-roll”.
13. Why did the drummer get a job at the zoo? Because he was good at “beating” the drums.
    🥁 16. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting lost? A “drum-wanderer”.
14. Why did the drummer get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught “driving” the rhythm.
15. What do you call a drummer who’s always late for practice? A “beat-nik”.
16. Why did the drummer get fired from his band? Because he was always “drumming” in late.
17. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting into fights? A “drum-brawler”.

Kick the Bass: Hilarious Jokes About Bass Drums

1. What do you call a bass drum that’s really loud? A bass-sassin!
2. Why couldn’t the bass drum cross the road? Because it didn’t have any cymbals!
3. What do you get when you cross a bass drum with a tuba? A tuba-drum! 🥁
4. Why did the bass drum get arrested? For drumming up trouble!
5. What do you call a bass drum that can’t keep a beat? A bass-ketball! 🏀
6. Why did the drummer get a bass drum? Because he wanted to make a big impact!
7. What’s the difference between a bass drum and a bass player? One beats, the other beats you up!
8. Why did the bass drum join the cheerleading squad? To make sure everyone was in sync!
9. What do you call a bass drum that’s always late? A tardy bass! 🐢
10. Why did the bass drum go to the doctor? Because it had a drumming fever!
11. What do you call a bass drum that’s always breaking down? A bass-turd!
12. Why didn’t the bass drum want to play with the other instruments? Because it thought it was too bass-ic!
13. What’s the best way to make a bass drum sound better? Hit it with a bigger stick!
14. Why was the bass drum so sad? Because it couldn’t find its sticks! 🥁
15. What do you call a bass drum that’s always out of tune? A bass-tard!
16. Why did the bass drum get a speeding ticket? Because it was doing 80 beats per minute! 👮‍♂️
17. What do you call a bass drum that’s always getting lost? A bass-tard! 🗺️
18. Why did the bass drum get kicked out of the band? Because it kept on beating the same old rhythm!
19. What do you call a bass drum that’s always complaining? A whiny-bass! 🎺
20. Why did the bass drum go to the dentist? Because it had a cavity! 🦷

Cymbalism at Its Best: Puns for Cymbals and Hi-Hats

1. Why did the cymbals get arrested? Because they were making too much noise!
2. What do you call a cymbal that’s always in a good mood? A happy cymbal! 😎
3. Why did the hi-hat get a divorce? Because it was always clashing with the snare drum.
4. What do you call a cymbal that’s always in a bad mood? A sour cymbal.
5. Why did the drummer get lost? Because he couldn’t find his cymbals! 🥁
6. What do you call a cymbal that’s always on time? A punctual cymbal.
7. Why did the cymbal get a promotion? Because it was a high-quality cymbal!
8. What do you call a cymbal that’s always getting into trouble? A criminal cymbal.
9. Why did the cymbal go to the doctor? Because it was feeling beaten up. 🤕
10. What do you call a cymbal that’s always breaking the law? A rebel cymbal.
11. Why did the cymbal get a sunburn? Because it spent too much time in the sun!
12. What do you call a cymbal that’s always getting into fights? A pugilistic cymbal.
13. Why did the cymbal get a job at the circus? Because it was a clown cymbal! 🤡
14. What do you call a cymbal that’s always laughing? A mirthful cymbal.
15. Why did the cymbal get lost in the forest? Because it didn’t know which way to go! 🌳
16. What do you call a cymbal that’s always falling apart? A fragile cymbal.
17. Why did the cymbal go to the dentist? Because it had a bad toothache! 🦷
18. What do you call a cymbal that’s always sleeping? A drowsy cymbal.
19. Why did the cymbal get a divorce? Because it was always getting cracked up.
20. What do you call a cymbal that’s always making excuses? A fibbing cymbal.

Snare Opportunity: Snappy Jokes for Snare Drums

1. What did the snare drum say to the hi-hat? “I’m snare-ious!” 😆
2. Why did the snare drum run away from the police? Because it was a fugitive.
3. What do you call a snare drum with a sense of humor? A funny drummer.
4. Why don’t snare drums like roller coasters? Because they’re always getting rolled. 😂
5. What did the snare drum say to the cymbal after a great performance? “You rocked!”
6. Why did the snare drum go to the doctor? Because it had a snare-up!
7. What do you call a snare drum that’s always late? A “snare-late.”
8. Why did the snare drum get a big head? Because it thought it was a bass drum.
9. What do you call a snare drum that’s always in trouble? A “snare-sent.”
10. Why are snare drums so good at telling jokes? Because they have great rimshots.
11. What did the snare drum say to the guitar? “I’m going to snare your girlfriend.”
12. Why did the snare drum get a job at the grocery store? Because it was always cracking jokes.
13. What do you call a snare drum that’s always making puns? A “snare-pun-der.”
14. Why did the snare drum get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught snare-speeding.
15. What do you call a snare drum that’s always bragging? A “snare-ego.”
16. Why did the snare drum get a divorce? Because it was always getting “snared-up.”
17. What do you call a snare drum that’s always making noise? A “snare-nuisance.”
18. Why did the snare drum get a tattoo? Because it wanted some “snare-decoration.”
19. What do you call a snare drum that’s always in the spotlight? A “snare-star.”
20. Why did the snare drum get a new racket? Because it was tired of its old “snare.”

Tomfoolery with Tom-Toms: Puns That Will Make You Giggle

1. Why did the drummer get lost in the forest? 🥁 He didn’t know where the beat was.
2. What do you call a musically inclined cat? 🥁 A purr-cussionist.
3. Why did the guitar teacher get angry? 🎸 Because his student kept stringing him along.
4. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep time? 🥁 A missed beatnik.
5. Why did the trumpet player get arrested? 🎺 For being in possession of a stolen note.
6. What do you call a shy musician? 🎹 A keyboard introvert.
7. Why did the piccolo player get in trouble? 🎷 Because he was caught blowing his own horn.
8. What do you call a musician who always plays the wrong notes? 🎼 A flat-tire artist.
9. Why did the trombone slide into a pool? 🎶 To make a big splash.
10. What do you call a musical instrument that’s always in trouble? 🎸 A bass-tard.
11. Why did the violin get a cold? 🎻 Because it was in a draft.
12. What do you call a singing trumpet? 🎺 A trom-bone.
13. Why did the drum get a speeding ticket? 🥁 Because it was caught rolling.
14. What do you call a musical instrument that’s always out of tune? 🎶 A guitar-ist.
15. Why did the musician lose his job? 🎹 Because he was always flat-lining.
16. What do you call a musician who’s always getting lost? 🎼 A band-wagon.
17. Why did the tuba player get fired? 🎺 Because he couldn’t keep his embouchure closed.
18. What do you call a musical instrument that’s always hungry? 🎸 A guitar-ole.
19. Why did the bass player quit the band? 🎸 Because he couldn’t keep up with the bass-ics.
20. What do you call a musician who’s always late? 🥁 A time-beater.

When the Beat Drops: Puns About Drum Solos

1. Why did the drummer get lost in the woods? Because he followed a dead end.
2. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep time? A drummer without a beat.
3. Why did the drummer refuse to play a drum solo? Because he didn’t want to drum up any trouble.
4. What does a drummer call a cymbal that’s out of tune? A sour crash.
5. Why did the drummer move to the suburbs? Because he wanted a bigger drum room. 🥁
6. What do you call a drummer who’s always late? A bass-ackwards drummer.
7. Why did the drummer get arrested? Because he was caught in a trap.
8. What’s the difference between a drummer and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family.
9. Why did the drummer get a new drum set? Because he wanted to upgrade his sticks.
10. What do you call a drummer who’s always out of time? A drummer who’s always behind the beat.
11. Why did the drummer get fired from the band? Because he was a real drag.
12. What do you call a drummer who’s always out of tune? A drummer who’s always off key.
13. Why did the drummer get a job as a security guard? Because he was good at keeping the beat.
14. What do you call a drummer who’s always late for practice? A drummer who’s always on the beat.
15. Why did the drummer get a job at the zoo? Because he was good at beating the drums. 🥁
16. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting into trouble? A drummer who’s always in the hot seat.
17. Why did the drummer get a job as a teacher? Because he was good at keeping the rhythm.
18. What do you call a drummer who’s always complaining? A drummer who’s always drumming on about something.
19. Why did the drummer get a job as a waiter? Because he was good at serving the beat.
20. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting lost? A drummer who’s always out of the beat.

Drum-believable Puns: Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes

1. Why did the musician get arrested? For drumming up trouble!
2. What do you call a drummer with no sense of rhythm? A stillborn.
3. Why did the drummer get a job at the aquarium? To keep the beat and maintain the tide. 🥁
4. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep time? A beatnik.
5. Why are drummers so humble? Because they know their place is in the back.
6. What do you call a drummer who always gets the last word? A cymbal-ism.
7. What’s the difference between a drummer and a musician? A musician can count to four.
8. Why did the drummer get lost on his way to the gig? Because he didn’t have a beat.
9. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep time and is always late? A double bass-turd.
10. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting into fights? A bone-head.
11. What do you call a drummer who’s always trying to outdo the other musicians? A showboat.
12. What do you call a drummer who’s always bragging about his new drum set? A snare-head.
13. What do you call a drummer who’s always taking selfies? A drum-selfie.
14. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting into trouble? A drum-bag.
15. What do you call a drummer who’s always hitting on the ladies? A drum-hound.
16. What do you call a drummer who’s always playing the same thing? A one-trick pony.
17. What do you call a drummer who’s always complaining about his pay? A whiner.
18. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting lost? A deadbeat.
19. What do you call a drummer who’s always making mistakes? A blunder-buss.
20. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting fired? A has-been.

Don’t Be a Square: Puns About Drum Kits

• I went to a drum kit store the other day, but the prices were a bit too cymbal-ic for me.
• What do you call a drummer who can’t keep time? A drum machine.
• Why did the drummer get lost? Because he took the wrong snare!
• What do you get when you cross a drum kit with a comedian? A snare drummer.
• I heard a pun about the hi-hat, but it was so bad that it crashed and burned.
• What’s the difference between a drum kit and a box of tissues? You can play with a drum kit, but you can’t beat a box of tissues. 😂
• Why did the cymbal get fired from the band? Because it was always crashing.
• What do you call a drum kit that’s always in a good mood? A happy snare drummer.
• Why did the drummer get invited to a crime scene? Because he knew how to beat some skins!
• What do you get when you drop a drum stick? A drum-roll-ing pin.
• Why did the singer get mad at the drummer? Because he always took the toms for granite.
• What do you call a drum kit that’s always out of tune? A broken set of sticks.
• What’s the best way to get a drummer’s attention? Knock on his snare!
• Why did the bass drum get a parking ticket? Because it was always parked in the wrong key.
• What do you get when you cross a drum kit with a fruit basket? A snare-apple kit!
• Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band? Because he kept trying to drum up trouble.
• What do you call a drum kit that’s always on the go? A mobile percussion unit.
• Why did the drummer get a raise? Because he knew how to keep the beat.
• What do you get when you cross a drum kit with a golf club? A snare-ic driver.

Off the Charts: Keyboard Drumming Puns

1. I can’t believe I’ve been keyboard drumming for so long. Time flies when you’re hitting the keys!
2. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always late? A procrastinator! 🎹
3. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting lost? A note-worthy navigator! 🗺️
4. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always making mistakes? A treble-maker! 🤪
5. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always in a good mood? A major key player! 🔑
6. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting ahead? A sharp mind! 💡
7. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always behind? A flat-out idiot! 🙄
8. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting the blues? A minor setback! 🎶
9. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting into trouble? A bass-ic offender! 🎸
10. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting a kick out of life? A high-hat-titude! 🥁
11. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always hitting the wrong notes? A discord-iant disaster! ❌
12. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always taking the lead? A tempo-rary leader! 🕒
13. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always following the crowd? A chord follower! 👥
14. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting ahead? A treble-maker! 📈
15. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always playing the same old songs? A rhythm-less repeater! 🔁
16. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting into trouble? A bass-ic offender! 🚓
17. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always breaking things? A crash-course expert! 💥
18. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always getting lost? A note-worthy navigator! 🗺️
19. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always forgetting their music? A memory stick! 💾
20. What do you call a keyboard drummer who’s always making up stories? A keyboard warrior! ⚔️

Electric Avenue: Jokes About Electric Drums

Electric Jokes for Electric Drums:

1. What do you call a drummer who plays electric drums in a haunted house? 👻 A spook and roll master!
2. Why did the electric drummer get a degree in computer science? To master the art of beats per minute!
3. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of car? 🚗 A drum-mobile!
4. Where do electric drummers go for a night out? The “Gig”owatt club!
5. What do you get when you cross a drummer and an electrician? ⚡️ A power player!
6. Why did the electric drummer quit his band? They couldn’t handle his high-voltage performance!
7. What’s the best way to shock a drummer? ⚡️ Offer them a 9-volt battery.
8. How does an electric drummer tune their kit? With a volt-meter!
9. What do you call an electric drummer who’s always late? ⏰ A kilohertz behind!
10. Why did the electric drummer get a shock? He plugged into the wrong outlet!
11. What’s a drummer’s favorite superhero? ⚡ Thor!
12. How do you know when an electric drummer is telling the truth? When their cymbals are flashing!
13. What did the electric drummer say to the amp? “Turn it up to eleven!” 🗣️
14. Why did the electric drummer get a PhD in physics? To learn the secrets of atomic resonance!
15. What do you call an electric drummer who’s always making mistakes? A high-wattage blunderer!
16. How does an electric drummer count to four? Kick, snare, hi-hat, recharge.
17. Why couldn’t the electric drummer get a girlfriend? He was always too busy drumming up the voltage!
18. What’s a drummer’s favorite type of music? Shock rock! 🎸
19. How do you get an electric drummer to stop playing? Unplug them!
20. What do you call an electric drummer who’s always in a bad mood? A negative charge!

Beats by Boy Band: Drumming Puns for Pop Lovers

1. Why did the drummer get lost? Because he didn’t know where his beat was.
2. What do you call a drummer with no arms? 😏 Stickless.
3. Why did the drummer get a job at the bank? Because he had a good downbeat.
4. What do you call a drummer who’s always late? Slowpoke.
5. Why did the drummer put his drum set in the closet? Because he wanted to keep it under wraps.
6. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep time? A syncopator.
7. Why did the drummer get a job as a traffic cop? Because he was good at stopping the beat.
8. What do you call a drummer who’s always losing his sticks? Stickler.
9. Why did the drummer get a job as a construction worker? Because he was good at laying down the beat.
10. What do you call a drummer who’s really good at playing the bass drum? A bassist.
11. Why did the drummer get in trouble with the record company? Because he kept breaking the beat.
12. What do you call a drummer who’s always in trouble? A beatnik.
13. Why did the drummer get a new drum kit? Because he wanted to beat the old one.
14. What do you call a drummer who’s always playing the same beat? A metronome.
15. Why did the drummer get a job as a security guard? Because he was good at keeping the beat.
16. What do you call a drummer who’s always late for practice? A beat-stopper.
17. Why did the drummer get fired from the band? Because he was always off-beat.
18. What do you call a drummer who’s always bragging about his skills? A drumhead.
19. Why did the drummer get a job as a weatherman? Because he was good at forecasting the beat.
20. What do you call a drummer who’s always playing too loud? A beater.

Metal Mayhem: Heavy Metal Drumming Puns

1. What do you call a drummer with no arms? A Beatle!
2. Why did the drummer take the podium? To give a drum roll call!
3. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep a beat? A percussion misfit!
4. Why did the drummer get lost in the woods? He didn’t follow the beat!
5. What do you call a drummer who’s always late? A cymbal scraper!
6. Why are drummers so good at geometry? Because they know all the angles! 🥁
7. What do you call a drummer who’s always making mistakes? A snare devil!
8. Why did the drummer get thrown out of the band? He kept crashing into the cymbals!
9. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting hurt? A beat-up buddy!
10. Why are drums like onions? They make everyone cry!
11. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep the tempo? A beatle-slacker!
12. Why did the drummer quit the band? He couldn’t hit the skins right!
13. What do you call a drummer who’s always bragging? A cymbal-banger!
14. Why did the drummer get a speeding ticket? He was going 180 beats per minute!
15. What do you call a drummer with no snare? A one-man band!
16. Why are drums like bad jokes? They’re both full of snares!
17. What do you call a drummer who’s always in a hurry? A speed-metal maniac!
18. Why did the drummer get a cold? He kept drumming in the open snare!
19. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting lost? A directionless drummer!
20. Why did the drummer paint his drums silver? He wanted to be the heavy metal knight! ⚔️

Groovin’ with the Jazzers: Puns for Jazz Drummers

1. What do you call a jazz drummer with no sense of rhythm? A cymbal crasher!
2. Why did the jazz drummer get lost? He couldn’t find his beat!
3. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always late? A backbeat!
4. Why did the jazz drummer get fired? He kept dropping the sticks! 😂
5. What do you call a jazz drummer with a personality disorder? A bipolar beater!
6. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always in trouble? A stick-up artist! 🥁
7. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always complaining? A whiney beater!
8. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always making mistakes? A flub-a-dub! 😅
9. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always getting into fights? A drum-brawler!
10. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always telling bad jokes? A rim-shot comedian!
11. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing too loud? A cymbal-banging maniac! 🤪
12. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing too softly? A stick-tapping whisperer!
13. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing too fast? A speed-demon beater!
14. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing too slow? A plodding drummer!
15. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing too much? A drum-overachiever!
16. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing too little? A drum-slacker! 🥱
17. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing the same beat? A one-trick pony!
18. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing different beats? A beat-hopping explorer!
19. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing complex beats? A time-signature virtuoso!
20. What do you call a jazz drummer who’s always playing groovy beats? A rhythm-master! 😎