123 Hen-tastic Chicken Christmas Puns That Will Clucking Have You in Stitches!

Ho-ho-hold on to your sides, folks! This Christmas, we’re serving up a clucking good time with these egg-cellent chicken Christmas puns. Get ready to cackle with laughter as we peck at the funny bone with these yule-tide jokes that will have you feeling merry and bright.From golden hens that lay the perfect Christmas gift to chickens who can’t resist a good carol service, these puns are sure to get you into the holiday spirit. So, gather your flock around the virtual table, grab a mince pie, and let’s dive into this poultry-geist of festive fun! May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and an abundance of egg-cellent surprises!

Yule Be Sorry for These Chicken Christmas Puns

  1. What do you call a chicken crossing the road on Christmas Eve? A poultrygeist!
  2. Why did the chicken get lost on Christmas morning? Because he couldn’t find his way to the stable. ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  3. What do you call a chicken who’s always in the Christmas spirit? A yuletide clucker! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  4. What do you call a chicken who loves to sing Christmas carols? A poultry tenor! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  5. What do you call a chicken who’s always late for Christmas dinner? A late-clucker!
  6. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into trouble on Christmas? A fowl felon!
  7. What do you call a chicken who’s always making Christmas wishes? A wishbone-a-lot!
  8. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into fights on Christmas? A pugnacious poultry!
  9. What do you call a chicken who’s always trying to steal Christmas presents? A kleptocluck!
  10. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting lost on Christmas? A clueless clucker!
  11. What do you call a chicken who’s always sleeping on Christmas morning? A snoozy snoozer! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  12. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting sick on Christmas? A sickly chick!
  13. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into accidents on Christmas? A crash-prone clucker! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  14. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into trouble on Christmas? A naughty nestling! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  15. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting lost on Christmas? A clucking compass! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  16. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting scared on Christmas? A timid turkey!
  17. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting dirty on Christmas? A mucky clucker! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  18. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into fights on Christmas? A feisty fowl! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  19. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into trouble on Christmas? A rebel with a clucking! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  20. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into accidents on Christmas? A crash-landing clucker! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„

What Do You Call a Chicken That Lays Golden Eggs on Christmas?

  1. A Christmas clucker? ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŽ„
  2. A holiday hen-omen? ๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŽ…
  3. A Yuletide yolk-master? โ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅš
  4. A gold-egg-laying chicken? ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ’ฐ
  5. A festive feather-maker? ๐Ÿชถโœจ
  6. A Santa’s secret clucker? ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽ
  7. A jingle bell-jongleur? ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”
  8. A snow-white egg-cellent present? โ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅš
  9. A Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s feathered friend? ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿ”
  10. A Christmas choir-master’s clucking carolers? ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”
  11. A winter wonderland’s clucking queen? โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ”
  12. A holiday ho-ho-humdinger? ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ”
  13. A festive fowl for the perfect Christmas fowl? ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ”๐ŸŽ„
  14. A Christmas miracle-maker? ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ”
  15. A Santa certified egg-spreader? ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ”
  16. A festive clucker for a jolly egg-stravaganza? ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŽ‰
  17. A Christmas cracker-jack egg-laying machine? ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš
  18. A holiday hen-durance runner? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅš
  19. A Christmas coop-de-grace? ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŽ„
  20. A festive feathered friend who just can’t resist laying gold? ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅšโœจ

A Golden Hen-light

  1. What do you call a hen that lays golden eggs? A Golden Hen-light. ๐ŸŒž
  2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  5. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ๐Ÿ’ช
  12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
  13. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato.
  14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ
  15. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
  16. What do you call a boomerang that you can’t throw away? A stick.
  17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. โ›ณ
  18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. ๐ŸฆŒ
  19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. ๐Ÿ†
  20. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. ๐Ÿค”

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road on Christmas?

  1. To wish a Merry Cluck-mas to his poultry pals ๐ŸŽ…
  2. To crow about the egg-cellent Christmas presents he received ๐ŸŽ
  3. To meet Santa Claws and ask for a new coop ๐Ÿ”
  4. To jingle all the way to the bird feeder ๐Ÿ””
  5. To lay a festive golden egg ๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŽ„
  6. To join the clucking choir singing carols ๐ŸŽถ
  7. To get his beak on some Christmas cookies ๐Ÿช
  8. To find the perfect Christmas worm ๐Ÿ›
  9. To roost in a cozy Christmas tree ๐ŸŽ„โ„๏ธ
  10. To celebrate the birth of Baby Chickus ๐Ÿฃ
  11. To wish everyone a poultry-ful Christmas ๐Ÿ” Merry Cluck-mas ๐ŸŽ…
  12. To crow a chorus of Christmas crackers ๐Ÿ’ฅ
  13. To lay a Christmas egg in Santa’s stocking ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฅš
  14. To get his beak on some Christmas pudding ๐Ÿฎ
  15. To find the perfect Christmas worm ๐Ÿ›๐ŸŽ
  16. To wish everyone a feather-y Merry Christmas ๐Ÿชถ๐ŸŽ„
  17. To cluck his way through the Christmas lights ๐Ÿ”โœจ
  18. To lay an egg-cellent Christmas present ๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŽ
  19. To join the Christmas poultry parade ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŽถ
  20. To have a quacking good Christmas ๐Ÿฆ†๐ŸŽ„
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To Get to the Other Side of the Drumstick

  1. Why did the chicken cross the drumstick? To get to the “other” side. ๐Ÿ—
  2. What do you call a chicken with no arms? A drumstick.
  3. Why are drumsticks the best musical instruments? Because they have a “beat.” ๐Ÿฅ
  4. What do you call a chicken that only eats drumsticks? A “leg-end.”
  5. Why are drumsticks the ultimate party food? Because they’re always “in the pocket.” ๐Ÿ’ฐ
  6. What do you call a chicken that can play the drums? A “drumsticker.” ๐Ÿ”
  7. Why did the drummer get lost? Because he didn’t know which way to “stick.”
  8. What do you call a chicken that can dance really well? A “chicken-licken.” ๐Ÿ‘
  9. Why are drumsticks so popular? Because they’re the “best of the best.”
  10. What do you call a chicken that loves to joke? A “drumstick-up comic.” ๐Ÿ˜œ
  11. Why did the chicken cross the drumstick twice? To get to the “other side” and back again. ๐Ÿ—
  12. What do you call a chicken that’s always in the spotlight? A “drumstick diva.” ๐ŸŒŸ
  13. Why are drumsticks so easy to digest? Because they’re “feather-light.”
  14. What do you call a chicken that’s always on the run? A “drumstick dasher.” ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
  15. Why are drumsticks so good at math? Because they know their “chicken-ometry.” ๐Ÿ”
  16. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A “drumstick delinquent.” ๐Ÿšจ
  17. Why are drumsticks so popular with musicians? Because they’re “rockin’.” ๐Ÿค˜
  18. What do you call a chicken that’s always singing? A “drumstick diva.” ๐ŸŽถ
  19. Why are drumsticks so good at telling jokes? Because they’re “punny.”
  20. What do you call a chicken that’s really good at drums? A “chick with sticks.” ๐Ÿ’ช

What Do You Get When You Cross a Chicken and a Snowman?

  1. Frostbite! ๐Ÿ”โ„๏ธ
  2. A poultry snowman! โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿ—
  3. A slippery slope to the fridge! โ„๏ธ๐Ÿฅ
  4. A yolk-filled snowball fight! ๐Ÿฅšโ˜ƒ๏ธ
  5. A cold shoulder with a side of feathers! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฅถ
  6. A wing-dingy snowman! โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผ
  7. A snow-covered clucker! โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ“
  8. A frosty chicken coop! ๐Ÿ”โ„๏ธ
  9. A free-range refrigerator! ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸงŠ
  10. A coo-coo for cocoa puffs! โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  11. A snowball with a comb! โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿ“
  12. A beakful of snow! ๐Ÿ”โ„๏ธ
  13. A feathered snow angel! ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ”
  14. A cluck-clacking snowman! โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  15. A broody bird in a frozen world! ๅญต๐Ÿ”โ„๏ธ
  16. A frosty flock of chickens! ๐Ÿ”โ„๏ธ
  17. A poultry-geist! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”
  18. A snow-packed pecking order! ๐Ÿ”โ„๏ธ
  19. A frozen farm fresh feast! โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ—
  20. A blizzard with a side of feathers! ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ”

A Frosty Clucker

  1. Why did the chicken cross the ice? To get to the other brrr-side!
  2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ„๏ธ
  3. What do you call a chicken that’s always cold? A poultrygeist!
  4. Why did the chicken go to the zoo? To see the peng-wings!
  5. What do you call a chicken who can’t lay eggs? An unchicken!
  6. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A cluckerclock!
  7. What do you call a chicken that’s a real show-off? A cox-combed!
  8. What do you call a chicken that’s always making jokes? A pun-try!
  9. What do you call a chicken that’s a master of disguise? A cluck-meleon!
  10. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A fowl-play!
  11. What do you call a chicken that’s a great singer? A poultry soprano!
  12. What do you call a chicken that’s always losing its feathers? A pluck-you-later!
  13. What do you call a chicken that’s always telling lies? A fib-ber!
  14. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting lost? A lost chik-ken! ๐Ÿ”
  15. What do you call a chicken that’s always running away? A runaway-poultry!
  16. What do you call a chicken that’s always making a mess? A clucky-mess!
  17. What do you call a chicken that’s always losing its way? A disoriented chick!
  18. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting caught in traps? A poultry pocket!
  19. What do you call a chicken that’s always complaining? A whiny-chicken!
  20. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into fights? A scrappy-doo!

What Do You Call a Chicken That Was Born on Christmas Day?

  1. A Christmas cracker ๐ŸŽ„
  2. A clucking good present ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽ
  3. A Yuletide cluckster ๐Ÿฆƒ๐ŸŽ„
  4. A Christmas fowler ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  5. A festive featherbrain ๐Ÿ”โœจ
  6. A holiday hen-gineer ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  7. A stocking stuffer with a beak ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŽ„
  8. A winter wonderland cluck โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  9. A gingerbread chick ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ 
  10. A tree-hugging hen ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ”
  11. A peace, love, and cluckmas spirit ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  12. A Silent Night capon ๐Ÿคซ๐ŸŒ™
  13. A “chick-mas” miracle ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ”
  14. A poultry in motion ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿš€
  15. A Christmas ca-cluckulary ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  16. A egg-cellent Christmas surprise ๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŽ
  17. A holly, jolly cluck-mas ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”
  18. A December to remember cluck ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“†
  19. A Christmas clucker-upper ๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿ”
  20. A naughty or nice cluck ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿ”
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A Christmas Peep

  1. What do you call a sheep that can’t stop telling jokes? A baaa-d comedian!
  2. Why did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve? Because he took a sleigh-ride in the wrong direction!
  3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ๐ŸŽ
  4. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? So it could spruce up for the holidays!
  5. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Santa’s lazy helper!
  6. Why did the gingerbread man cross the road? To get to the other candy house!
  7. What did the stocking say to the present? You’re pretty stuffed!
  8. Why is Santa’s workshop so cold? Because it’s always filled with presents! ๐ŸŽ„
  9. What do you call a Santa who loves to sing? A caroling Claus!
  10. Why did the Christmas lights get arrested? Because they were naughty and flashing!
  11. What do you call a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice-olation!
  12. What do you call a reindeer that can fly? A private jet setter! ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
  13. Why did the elf get lost in the department store? Because he took the wrong aisle!
  14. What do you call a Santa who’s always on the go? A rushin’ Claus!
  15. Why did the Christmas tree get a new job? Because it was tired of being a boring pine! ๐ŸŽ„
  16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ice-olation tank!
  17. Why did the gingerbread man join the army? To become a cookie cutter!
  18. What do you call a Santa who loves to hike? A Claus-trekker! ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ
  19. Why did the Christmas tree get a bad haircut? Because it’s a fir real mess!
  20. What do you call a reindeer that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-deerful companion!

Why Are Chickens So Excited for Christmas?

  1. Why are chickens so excited for Christmas? Because they’re all about the poultry gifts!
  2. What do you call a chicken that loves Christmas carols? A clucking choir boy!
  3. Why did the chicken cross the road at Christmas? To get to the other clucking side!
  4. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a chicken? A clucking Christmas tree!
  5. Why are chickens such good Christmas decorators? Because they’re always laying eggs! ๐Ÿฃ
  6. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of Santa Claus? A poultrygeist!
  7. Why did the chicken get lost on Christmas Eve? Because it didn’t have a Santa pecking system!
  8. What do you call a chicken that’s always cold in winter? A brrr-d!
  9. Why did the chicken want to be a reindeer? Because it wanted to pull Santa’s sleigh with its clucking power!
  10. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a snowman? A clucking snowglobe!
  11. Why did the chicken get arrested on Christmas Day? For egg-nogging! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ
  12. What do you call a chicken that loves Christmas lights? A fowl flasher!
  13. Why didn’t the chicken want to go to the Christmas party? Because it was afraid of the eggnog-rious behavior!
  14. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A poultry delinquent!
  15. Why did the chicken get kicked out of the Christmas choir? Because it couldn’t stop clucking up the harmonies!
  16. What do you call a chicken that’s always late for Christmas dinner? A slow-clucker!
  17. Why did the chicken get lost in the Christmas tree farm? Because it couldn’t find its way out of the spruce!
  18. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into arguments? A comb-ative bird!
  19. Why did the chicken refuse to sing Christmas carols? Because it had a hoarse voice from all the clucking!
  20. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell? A clucking alarm clock! ๐Ÿ”โฐ

Because They Get to Lay Eggs-tra Presents

  1. What do you call a chicken that lays eggs on birthdays? A egg-cellent gift-giver ๐ŸŽ
  2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide ๐Ÿ”
  3. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A poultrygeist ๐Ÿ‘ป
  4. Why don’t chickens play poker? Because they always have a royal flush ๐Ÿ˜‰
  5. What do you call a chicken with a lazy eye? A cock-eyed hen ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
  6. Why did the chicken get arrested? For crossing the road without a beak-on ๐Ÿšฅ
  7. What do you call a chicken that can’t swim? A hen-drowned
  8. Why did the rooster get a job at the theater? Because it was a natural born show-chicken ๐ŸŽญ
  9. What do you call a chicken that loves to argue? A poultry-geist ๐Ÿ’ฌ
  10. Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a beak-on ๐Ÿ“š
  11. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? A chick-en ๐Ÿ”ฆ
  12. Why did the chicken cross the road with a flashlight? To see the other side of the egg ๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿฅš
  13. What do you call a chicken that’s always in a hurry? A rush-hen ๐Ÿ’จ
  14. Why did the chicken go to the airport? To catch a flight to Hawaii โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  15. What do you call a chicken that knows karate? A chick-en-kung-fu ๐Ÿฅ‹
  16. Why did the chicken get a divorce? Because it kept getting yolked ๐Ÿ’”
  17. What do you call a chicken that’s always on the go? A busy-body hen ๐Ÿ’ผ
  18. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? To get a beak-up ๐Ÿ˜ท
  19. What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? A poultry-nomial ๐Ÿงฎ
  20. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? To get to the other basket ๐Ÿ€
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What Do You Call a Chicken That Loves Christmas Carols?

  1. A “carol-ing” chicken ๐ŸŽ„
  2. A “fowl” singer ๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ“
  3. A hen that can “hit the high notes” ๐ŸŽถ
  4. A “yule-tide” clucker โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  5. A “Christmas-crazed” cackler ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„
  6. A “jingle-bell” chick ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ๐Ÿฃ
  7. A “festive” feathery friend ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿชถ
  8. A “holly-jolly” hen ๐Ÿคถ๐Ÿ”
  9. A “snowball-throwing” chick ๐ŸŒจ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ
  10. A “mistletoe-kisser” chicken ๆงฒ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ“
  11. A “gingerbread-house” hoarder ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ”
  12. A “Santa-hat” wearer ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿค
  13. A “reindeer-riding” chick ๐ŸฆŒ๐Ÿฅ
  14. A “Christmas-tree” decorator ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ”
  15. A “Present-stealing” hen ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ“
  16. A “Silent Night”-singing chick ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅ
  17. A “Jingle Bells”-dancing chicken ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ“
  18. A “Frosty the Snowman”-building chick โ›„๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  19. A “Deck the Halls”-trimming hen ๐ŸŽ„โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”
  20. A “Fa-la-la-la-la”-ing chick ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅ

A Caroler Hen

  1. What do you call a hen that loves Christmas carols? A carol-hen!
  2. What do you call a hen that can’t sing? A silent night-hen!
  3. Why did the hen cross the road? To get to the other s-egg-way! ๐Ÿ“
  4. What do you call a chicken that’s always in trouble? A paw-lt-tree!
  5. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A tardy-bid!
  6. Why did the hen go to the library? To check out some egg-cellent books! ๐Ÿ“–
  7. What do you call a hen that’s always complaining? A whiny-bird!
  8. Why did the hen get a new job? Because she was tired of laying eggs!
  9. What do you call a hen that’s always getting into fights? A feisty-clucker!
  10. Why did the hen cross the road dressed as a chicken? ๐Ÿ” To get to the other s-egg-way!
  11. What do you call a hen that’s always forgetting things? A forgetful-hen!
  12. Why did the hen go to the doctor? Because she was feeling egg-stra under the weather! ๐Ÿค’
  13. What do you call a hen that’s always on the go? A busy-bod-hen!
  14. Why did the hen get a divorce? Because her husband was a bad egg! ๐Ÿฅš
  15. What do you call a hen that’s always in a good mood? A chirpy-chuck! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
  16. Why did the hen cross the road twice? To get to the other side and back again!
  17. What do you call a hen that’s always getting lost? A clucking-compass!
  18. Why did the hen get a new haircut? Because she wanted to look egg-stra special! ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ
  19. What do you call a hen that’s always telling jokes? A fowl-mouthed comedian! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  20. Why did the hen go to the store? To buy some egg-cellent supplies! ๐Ÿ›’

What Do You Call a Chicken That’s Always Getting Into Trouble at Christmas?

  1. A “fowl” play chicken!
  2. A “cluck” with an attitude problem
  3. A chicken with a criminal record
  4. A “pec” that’s always in the wrong place at the wrong time
  5. A chicken that’s always “ruffled feathers” with Santa ๐ŸŽ
  6. A “rooster” of disorder in the henhouse
  7. A chicken with a “beak” for trouble ๐Ÿค
  8. A chicken that’s always getting “egg”sposed
  9. A chicken that’s always “cooped” up in the naughty corner
  10. A chicken that’s “fowl” of the law
  11. A chicken that’s always “scratching” for trouble
  12. A chicken that’s always “pecking” at the wrong moment
  13. A chicken that’s always “clucking” up the wrong tree
  14. A chicken that’s always “feather”brained ๐Ÿง 
  15. A chicken that’s always “fowl”ing up the festive spirit ๐ŸŽ„
  16. A chicken that’s always “egg”stra naughty
  17. A chicken that’s always “pec”ing out of turn
  18. A chicken that’s always “scratch”ing the surface of trouble
  19. A chicken that’s always “roost”ing in the wrong place

A Naughty Fowl

  1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
  2. What do you call a chicken that tells bad jokes? A fowl ball. ๐Ÿ“
  3. How do you fix a cracked egg? You yoke it together.
  4. Why was the chicken feeling down? Because it had the poultry blues. ๐Ÿ”
  5. What do you call a hen that always sings? A chickadee.
  6. Why did the chicken go to the bank? To get some chick-a-dee coins. ๐Ÿ“
  7. What do you call a lazy chicken? A couch potato.
  8. Why did the chicken join a choir? To become an egg-cellent singer.
  9. Why don’t chickens like going to the beach? Because they’re afraid of getting their feathers ruffled. ๐Ÿš
  10. What do you call a chicken that always gets lost? A Birdbrain. ๐Ÿ”
  11. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t a one-time fluke.
  12. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A fowl play-er.
  13. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? To get its beak filled. ๐Ÿ”
  14. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A tardy fowl.
  15. Why did the chicken leave the coop? To explore the world and spread its wings. ๐ŸŒŽ
  16. What do you call a chicken that’s always gossiping? A poultry chatterbox. ๐Ÿฅ
  17. Why did the chicken get a job at the restaurant? To become a chick-en chef.
  18. How did the chicken get to work? It took the cluck bus. ๐ŸšŒ
  19. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting in fights? A comb-ative clucker. ๐ŸฅŠ
  20. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. ๐Ÿ”

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