123+ Woodworking Puns That Will Make You Laugh at Your Own Craftiness!

Calling all woodworking enthusiasts and humor aficionados! Get ready to hammer out some knee-slapping puns that will leave you with a nail-biting grin. In this uproarious blog, we’ll delve into the realm of woodworking puns, where every tool and technique becomes a source of side-splitting laughter.From the ‘plane and simple’ puns that will make you groan to the ‘screwdriver humor’ that will have you bolting with laughter, we’ve got you covered. We’ll explore the ‘saw-lution’ to your punny needs and ‘knock on wood’ for more hilarious offerings.Prepare to be ‘board with puns’ as we delve into a ‘chiselful’ of sharp and humorous ones. We’ll get ‘hammered with puns’ that will leave you groaning with delight, and chuckle at ‘mortise and tenon jokes’ that fit together perfectly.Don’t be ‘dowel-icious’ in your pursuit of puns; we’ve got plenty to ‘pin down’ the humor. Our ‘router-iffic puns’ will guide you through the labyrinth of laughter, while our ‘lathe-rageous puns’ will leave you spinning with amusement.And to give your woodworking woes a ‘finishing touch,’ we’ve got puns that will ‘sand away the stress.’ Embark on this ‘toolshed of puns,’ a ‘handy’ collection of wisecracks that will leave you in stitches.So grab your tool belt of puns and let’s dive into the hilarious world of woodworking humor. Get ready to laugh, groan, and wield your witty words with precision. The puns await, so let’s ‘nail it’!

Plane and Simple: Woodworking Puns to Nail It

  1. What do you call a carpenter who always makes mistakes? A wooden-headed nail-biter.
  2. Why did the carpenter get lost? Because he took the plywood for granted.
  3. What do you call a piece of wood that’s always in trouble? A splinter. ๐ŸŒณ
  4. Why did the woodworker get angry with the tree? Because it was “barking” at him.
  5. What did the lumberjack say after he cut down the tree? “Timber!” and “Let’s get this party started!” ๐ŸŽ‰
  6. Why don’t trees play poker? Because they’re all bark.
  7. What do you call a wooden fence that’s always getting into trouble? A picket.
  8. What do you call a carpenter who’s always complaining? A whinny woodchuck.
  9. Why did the carpenter cross the road? To get to the other side of the board.
  10. What do you call a piece of wood that’s always crying? A chip on the shoulder. ๐Ÿ˜ข
  11. Why didn’t the woodworker trust the new saw? Because it was a blade salesman.
  12. What do you call a carpenter who’s always in a hurry? A nail driver.
  13. Why did the woodworker get a divorce? Because his wife said he was too square.
  14. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into fights? A lumberjack.
  15. Why did the woodworker get a headache? Because he had a knot in his head.
  16. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting sick? A sick saw.
  17. Why did the woodworker get a tattoo? Because he wanted to be a permanent fixture.
  18. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into trouble with the law? A cell mate.
  19. Why did the woodworker get fired? Because he was always getting splinters.
  20. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting lost? A plane-toid.

Join the Punishment: Hilarious Puns for Carpenters

  1. Why did the carpenter get fired? Because he couldn’t nail it.
  2. What do you call a carpenter who always uses the wrong tools? A screw-up!
  3. Why was the carpenter so slow? Because he was always getting nailed.
  4. What do you call a carpenter who’s always in a bad mood? A saw-wart. ๐Ÿ”จ
  5. Why did the carpenter cross the road? To get to the other plywood.
  6. What do you call a carpenter who’s always losing his tools? A tool shed.
  7. How do you make a carpenter’s wife happy? Give her a new nail polish.
  8. Why did the carpenter get a divorce? Because he couldn’t keep his wood up. ๐Ÿ’
  9. What do you call a carpenter who’s always late? A slowpoke.
  10. Why did the carpenter need a new hammer? Because he couldn’t hit the nail on the head.
  11. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into trouble? A chipmunk.
  12. What do you call a carpenter who’s always singing? A woodchuck. ๐ŸŽถ
  13. Why did the carpenter get a haircut? Because he had a bad case of splinters.
  14. What do you call a carpenter who’s always losing his temper? A saw-tantrum.
  15. Why did the carpenter get a cold? Because he was always working in the draft.
  16. What do you call a carpenter who’s always making mistakes? A screw-loose. ๐Ÿ”ง
  17. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting wood? A timberwolf.
  18. Why did the carpenter get a sunburn? Because he was always working in the sun. โ˜€
  19. What do you call a carpenter who’s always angry? A saw-rage.
  20. Why did the carpenter get a fine? Because he was nailing it too hard. ๐Ÿš”

Screwdriver Humor: Laughs to Make You Bolt

  1. What do you call a screwdriver who’s always joking? A bolt of laughter!
  2. Why did the screwdriver want a raise? Because it was always getting screwed over. ๐Ÿ”ฉ
  3. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always in trouble? A screw-up!
  4. What do you get when you cross a screwdriver and a comedian? A stand-up bit!
  5. Why did the screwdriver get fired from the hardware store? Because it was always driving customers away. ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
  6. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always on the go? A busy body!
  7. Why did the screwdriver get addicted to coffee? Because it needed a good jolt!
  8. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always losing its head? A screwball!
  9. What kind of screwdriver do you use to tighten a rocket ship? A space screwdriver! ๐Ÿš€
  10. Why did the screwdriver take a vacation? Because it needed to recharge its batteries.
  11. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always getting into trouble? A screw-up!
  12. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always on the ball? A driving force!
  13. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always losing its head? A screwball! ๐Ÿ”ฉ
  14. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always in a good mood? A happy screwdriver!
  15. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always getting into trouble? A screwed-up screwdriver!
  16. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always ready to work? A can-do screwdriver!
  17. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always smiling? A happy screwdriver! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
  18. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always getting lost? A screw-up!
  19. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always making mistakes? A screwball! ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
  20. What do you call a screwdriver that’s always getting into trouble? A screw-driver!
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The Saw-lution to Your Punny Needs

  1. What do you call a carpenter who’s always making puns? A “saw-lute-ion.” ๐Ÿงฉ
  2. Why did the lumberjack get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t “tree-cognize” the way back.
  3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. ๐Ÿ 
  4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. ๐ŸŒพ
  5. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. ๐Ÿ„
  6. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  7. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. โ›ณ
  9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. ๐ŸฆŒ
  10. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ—
  11. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  12. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. โŒš
  13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. ๐ŸฆŒ
  14. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. ๐Ÿšฒ
  15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. ๐Ÿ 
  16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. โ˜ƒ๏ธ
  17. Why did the teddy bear get lost? Because it didn’t have any bear-ings. ๐Ÿป
  18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. ๐ŸฆŒ
  19. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. โ›ณ
  20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. ๐Ÿฆ˜

Knock on Wood: Puns for Every Occasion

  1. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes shut.
  2. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  3. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
  4. ๐ŸŒฒWhat do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!๐ŸŸ
  5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  7. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
  8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  9. ๐ŸŒฒ์™œ ๋‚˜๋ฌด๋Š” ์„ธ๊ณ„ ์ตœ๊ณ ์˜ ํ”ผ์•„๋‹ˆ์ŠคํŠธ์ผ๊นŒ์š”? ๋‚˜๋ฌด๊ฐ€ B ํ”Œ๋žซ์„ ์ž˜ ์น˜๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค!๐ŸŽน
  10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  11. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  13. How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
  14. Why didn’t the bicycle smile? It was two tired.
  15. What do you call a snowman with six arms? A snow much.
  16. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  17. ๐ŸŒฒ์™œ ๋‚˜๋ฌด๋Š” ์ธํ„ฐ๋„ท์—์„œ ์‚ฌ๋ƒฅ์— ๋Šฅ์ˆ™ํ• ๊นŒ์š”? ํŠธ๋ฆฌ๋ฅผ ๋ฒŒ๋ชฉํ•  ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๊ธฐ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค!๐Ÿช“
  18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  19. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  20. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.

Board with Puns? We’ve Got the Lumber

  1. Don’t take life for granite – there might be a fault line.
  2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? ๐Ÿฆ˜ A pouch potato.
  3. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? ๐Ÿ A maybe.
  4. Why did the lumberjack get lost? Because he didn’t have his bark on.
  5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ๐Ÿก Fsh!
  6. Why did the bicycle fall over? ๐Ÿšฒ Because it was two tired.
  7. What do you call a boombox that’s always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿ“ฃ A rebel without a pause.
  8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? โ›ณ๏ธ To improve his par.
  9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? โ›„๏ธ An abdominal snowman.
  10. Why did the kid throw butter? ๐Ÿงˆ He wanted to see a butter-fly.
  11. What do you call a fake noodle? ๐Ÿœ An impasta.
  12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? ๐Ÿ† Because he was outstanding in his field.
  13. What do you call a donut that’s been in the sun too long? ๐Ÿฉ A tan-ut.
  14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ๐Ÿ‘– To improve his par.
  15. What do you call a belt made out of watches? โŒš๏ธ A waist of time.
  16. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? ๐Ÿ’ป Because it had a byte in its back.
  17. What do you call a dog that’s always chasing its tail? ๐Ÿพ A fur-ocious circle.
  18. Why did the math book look so sad? ๐Ÿ“š Because it was full of problems.
  19. What do you call a fish that does karate? ๐ŸŸ A fish-fu.
  20. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? ๐Ÿ‘„ Because he ate his food before it was cool.

A Chiselful of Puns: Sharp and Humorous

  1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. ๐Ÿฅ”
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. ๐ŸŒพ
  3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ
  4. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash. ๐Ÿฅถ
  5. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. ๐Ÿ
  6. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. ๐Ÿฐ
  7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. โ›„
  8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. โ›ณ
  9. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. ๐Ÿšฒ
  11. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. โ›„
  13. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. โ›ณ
  14. What do you call a kangaroo with no arms? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜
  15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ
  16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ
  17. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐Ÿฅถ
  18. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe! ๐Ÿ
  19. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! ๐Ÿฐ
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Hammered with Puns: Groansome Jokes for Woodworkers

  1. What do you call a carpenter who’s always making mistakes? A hammerhead.
  2. Why did the carpenter cross the road? To get to the other nailer.
  3. What do you call a carpenter who’s always complaining? A whiner.
  4. What do you call a carpenter who’s always late? A procrastinator.
  5. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into trouble? A screw-up.
  6. What do you call a carpenter who’s always losing his tools? A toolhead. ๐Ÿ˜…
  7. What do you call a carpenter who’s always making messes? A dustbin.
  8. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting injured? A nail biter.
  9. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting sick? A saw-head.
  10. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting lost? A screwdriver.
  11. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into arguments? A woodworker.
  12. What do you call a carpenter who’s always making jokes? A punster.
  13. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting drunk? A beer-hammer. ๐Ÿป
  14. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting married? A wed-head.
  15. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into debt? A wood-nicker.
  16. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into trouble? A wood-louse.
  17. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting into fights? A wood-pecker.
  18. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting injured? A wood-wound.
  19. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting lost? A woodchuck.
  20. What do you call a carpenter who’s always getting fired? A wood-pusher.

Mortise and Tenon Jokes: Puns that Connect

  1. What do you call a tenon that’s always getting into trouble? A mortise offender!
  2. Why did the tenon refuse to work with the mortise? Because it had a “mortifying” experience.
  3. What do you get when you combine a mortise and a tenon? A joint effort!
  4. How does a mortise and tenon get to work? They carpool!
  5. What did the tenon say to the mortise after a long day? “I’m mortified!”
  6. What do you get when you have a tenon with a bad attitude? A morose tenon.
  7. Why are mortises so good at hiding? Because they’re always in the “joint”!
  8. What do you call a tenon that’s always late? A procrastinator! ๐ŸŒ
  9. What do you call a mortise that’s always getting lost? A maze-mortise!
  10. What do you call a mortise and tenon who are best friends? Joiners!
  11. What do you get when you cross a mortise with a nail? A screw-up! ๐Ÿ”ฉ
  12. What do you call a tenon that’s always complaining? A whiner!
  13. How do you make a tenon laugh? Tell it a joke-et!
  14. What do you call a tenon that’s always trying to impress others? A show-off!
  15. What do you call a tenon that’s always making mistakes? A duffer!
  16. What do you call a mortise and tenon who are always arguing? A dysfunctional joint!
  17. What do you call a tenon that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
  18. What do you call a tenon that’s always trying to escape? A fugitive! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  19. What do you call a tenon that’s always getting stuck? A logjam! ๐Ÿชต
  20. What do you call a mortise and tenon who are always fighting? A battle joint!

Dowel-icious Puns: Pinning Down the Humor

  1. What do you call a doorknob that tells you riddles? A qui-knob.
  2. Why couldn’t the two dowels become friends? They were poles apart.
  3. What do you get when you cross a dowel with a broom? A clean sweep!
  4. Why did the dowel leave the carpenter’s shop? It was bored.
  5. What do you call a dowel that’s always in the middle? A pin-cushion.
  6. Why are dowels so good at bowling? They’re great at striking.
  7. What do you call a dowel that’s always late? A slow-poke.
  8. Why did the dowel get a job at the hardware store? It was a natural-born fastener.
  9. What do you call a dowel that’s always getting into trouble? A nuisance.
  10. Why did the dowel go to the doctor? It had a screw loose.
  11. ๐Ÿ”ฉ What do you call a dowel that’s always bragging? A show-off.
  12. Why did the dowel get a new job as a carpenter? It wanted to hammer out a more fulfilling career.
  13. What do you call a dowel that’s always making jokes? A punny partner.
  14. Why are dowels so easy to spot in a crowd? They’re always sticking out.
  15. What do you call a dowel that’s always getting lost? A wanderer.
  16. Why did the dowel get banned from the carpenter’s shop? It was always making splinters.
  17. What do you call a dowel that’s always complaining? A whiner.
  18. Why did the dowel get fired from its job as a doctor? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
  19. What do you call a dowel that’s always getting into arguments? A debater.
  20. Why did the dowel go to the therapist? It was feeling stressed.

Router-iffic Puns: Guiding You Through the Jokes

  1. What did the router say to the computer? “Let’s LAN-d a party!” ๐Ÿ’ป
  2. Why don’t routers like to dance? Because they have two left feet. ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿฆถ
  3. What do you call a router that’s always on the go? A roam-er. ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ’จ
  4. Why did the router get lost? Because it didn’t have GPS. ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
  5. What do you call a router that’s always late? A delay-ter. ๐ŸŒโณ
  6. Why did the router get a sunburn? Because it was facing the sun. โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿฅต
  7. What do you call a router that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel-router. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿค˜
  8. Why did the router get a divorce? Because it couldn’t connect with its spouse. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ”Œ
  9. What do you call a router that’s always making mistakes? A glitch-router. ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿšซ
  10. Why did the router get tired? Because it was running all day. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
  11. What do you call a router that’s always bragging? A wi-fi master. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช
  12. Why did the router get a haircut? Because it wanted to look sharp. โœ‚๏ธโœจ
  13. What do you call a router that’s always down? A slack-router. ๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿ’ค
  14. Why did the router get a promotion? Because it was outstanding in its field. ๐Ÿ…โ›ณ
  15. What do you call a router that’s always getting stuck? A buffer-router. ๐Ÿšซโธ๏ธ
  16. Why did the router get a new coat of paint? Because it wanted to look fresh. ๐ŸŽจโœจ
  17. What do you call a router that’s always grumpy? A cranky-router. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿšซ
  18. Why did the router get a divorce? Because it couldn’t handle the bandwidth. โš–๏ธ๐Ÿšซ
  19. What do you call a router that’s always getting lost? A Wi-Fi wanderer. ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธโ“
  20. Why did the router get a new job? Because it wanted to broaden its horizons. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿš€
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Lathe-rageous Puns: Round and Round with Laughter

  1. Lathe-fully Made: These puns turn for the better!
  2. A lathe without a sense of humor is just a boring old machine. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  3. I’m so lathe-zy, I don’t even want to turn anymore.
  4. Why did the lathe get fired? Because it was always cutting corners.
  5. What do you call a lathe that’s always in a good mood? A lathe-full of joy!
  6. Why couldn’t the lathe make a decision? Because it was too indecisive. ๐Ÿ˜…
  7. What do you call a lathe that’s always late? A lathe-sy.
  8. Why did the lathe go to the doctor? Because it was feeling under the weather.
  9. What do you call a lathe that’s always turning up? A lathe-comedian.
  10. I’m lathe-ing it up here! ๐Ÿคช
  11. What do you call a lathe that’s always getting into trouble? A lathe-naught.
  12. Why didn’t the lathe go to the party? Because it didn’t want to get turned down.
  13. What do you call a lathe that’s always on the go? A lathe-speed demon.
  14. Why did the lathe need a new belt? Because it was too loosey-goosey.
  15. What do you call a lathe that’s always making mistakes? A lathe-brained.
  16. Why did the lathe get a lawyer? Because it was charged with assault.
  17. What do you call a lathe that’s always losing its bearings? A lathe-lost.
  18. Why did the lathe get a divorce? Because it was always turning away from its responsibilities.
  19. What do you call a lathe that’s always getting into fights? A lathe-bully.
  20. Why did the lathe get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be more permanent.

Finishing Touches: Puns to Sand Away the Stress

  1. Do you know why sandpaper is so rough? It has a lot of grit!
  2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  7. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a keyboard headache!
  8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
  9. Why did the student get mad at the eraser? Because it kept rubbering the wrong way!
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
  11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ„๏ธ
  12. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
  13. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
  14. Why did the clock get arrested? It was running late!
  15. What do you call a cow that fights crime? A hoof enforcer! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  16. Why didn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was twoTIRED! ๐Ÿšฒ
  17. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
  18. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
  19. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
  20. Why did the boy throw butter? He wanted to see a butter-fly! ๐Ÿงˆ

Toolshed of Puns: A Handy Collection of Wisecracks

  1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿ”จ
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ
  3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. ๐Ÿฆ˜
  4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ
  5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ‘€๐ŸŸ
  6. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿฐ
  7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿ„
  8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ˜ด
  9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ˜ƒ๏ธ่…น่‚Œ
  10. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ”ง
  11. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! โŒ›โŒš
  12. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ—
  13. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿค”
  14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–
  15. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿ”จ
  16. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿค•
  17. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜๐Ÿฅ”
  18. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ—
  19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ˜ƒ๏ธ่…น่‚Œ
  20. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–

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