124+ Disney Puns That Will Make You Laugh Til You’re Mickey-Fied!

Welcome to the whimsical world of Disney puns, where laughter and magic collide! If you’re a fan of Disney’s enchanting tales, get ready to embark on a pun-derful journey that will leave you in stitches.From the mischievous Dalmatians to the slumbering princess in ‘Sleeping with the Fishes,’ we’ve got puns that will make you howl with laughter. Get ready to ‘Hakuna Ma-pun-ata’ with the Lion King, blush at the ‘Belle of the Ball,’ and feast on a ‘Be Our Guest’ of Disney-themed puns.Aladdin’s Genies will grant your wishes for hilarious wordplay, while our puns from ‘Up’ will reach for the sky. We’ve even gathered a chorus of puns for every dwarf in ‘Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, It’s Off to Work We Go!’Join us as we cast a spell with puns inspired by Disney’s magic. Let Rapunzel let down her hair of puns in ‘Tangled in a Web of Puns’ and dive into an underwater world of jokes with ‘Puns Under the Sea.’May the ‘Force’ be with you as we crossover into the realm of Star Wars puns. And prepare for ‘Puns from Infinity and Beyond’ as Buzz Lightyear weighs in with his cosmic wit.So, gather your friends, put on your Mickey ears, and let us take you on a pun-tastic adventure through the beloved world of Disney! Let the laughter soar and the magic of puns ignite your imagination.

101 Dalmati-ugh, I’m tired of all these puns!

1. Why did the Dalmatian get fired from his job? Because he couldn’t keep his spots clean.
2. What do you call a Dalmatian that can’t swim? A spot-sinker!
3. Why did the Dalmatian cross the road? To get to the other bark side! 🐶
4. What do you get when you cross a Dalmatian with a porcupine? A dog with a bad attitude and pointy spots!
5. Why do Dalmatians make great firefighters? Because they’re always ready to hose down a fire! 🚒
6. What’s the difference between a Dalmatian and a leopard? One is always spotted, and the other is never spotted!
7. Why don’t Dalmatians like to play hide-and-seek? Because they can’t hide their spots!
8. What do you call a Dalmatian that’s always losing his spots? A forget-me-spot!
9. Why are Dalmatians so good at checkers? Because they know how to keep their spots in line!
10. What do you get when you mix a Dalmatian with a blender? A smoothie! 🍹
11. Why did the Dalmatian join the circus? Because he wanted to be a clown! 🤡
12. What’s a Dalmatian’s favorite TV show? Scooby-Doo!! 📺
13. Why did the Dalmatian get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t know how to spot the trees! 🌳
14. What do you call a Dalmatian that’s always getting into trouble? A spot-on offender!
15. Why did the Dalmatian go to the doctor? Because he was feeling under the spots! 🌡️
16. What do you call a Dalmatian that’s always late? A procrastinator! 🐌
17. Why did the Dalmatian get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught doing 101 barks per hour! 🏎️
18. What do you call a Dalmatian that lives in a shoebox? A spot-on fit! 👟
19. Why did the Dalmatian get a haircut? Because he wanted to show off his spots! ✂️
20. What do you call a Dalmatian that’s always talking? A spot-on commentator! 🎙️

Sleeping with the Fishes: A Tail of Puns

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the fish go to college? To get a higher education. 🐠
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a batfish.
4. What do you call a fish with no scales? A flounder.
5. Why did the fisherman take a ruler to sea? To find out how long his fish were.
6. What do you call a fish with a funny bone? A ticklish trout.
7. Why did the fish get married? To get gill-y.
8. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A sinker. 🐟
9. Why did the fish cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
10. What do you call a fish with no tail? A fin-ished fish.
11. Why did the fish go to the doctor? He had a sea-rious illness.
12. What do you call a fish that lives in a castle? A knightfish.
13. Why did the fish go to the bank? To get a loan.
14. What do you call a fish that can fly? A seaplane. 🐟
15. Why did the fish get lost? He didn’t have any maps.
16. What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A fish out of water.
17. Why did the fish get a divorce? It wasn’t happy with its spouse.
18. What do you call a fish that’s friends with a turtle? A shell-o’ buddy.
19. Why did the fish go to the gym? To work on its gills. 🐠
20. What do you call a fish that’s always late? A tardy fish.

Hakuna Ma-pun-ata: The Lion King of Dad Jokes

1. Pride your puns? You must be a roar-some comedian!
2. Don’t be a hyena, laugh at my jokes!
3. Lions and tigers and puns, oh my!
4. My dad jokes are so bad, they make lions run for the hills!
5. I’m not lion, these puns are gold! 🍌
6. Zebra supposed to be funny?
7. Man, my puns are so bad, even Scar couldn’t be bothered to steal them!
8. What do you call a lion with a sense of humor? A pun-king!
9. I’m feline pretty proud of these puns!
10. What do you call a lion who’s always telling jokes? A pun-isher!
11. My puns are so sharp, they’ll cut you like a mane-iac!
12. I’ve got a whole pride of puns!
13. You’re pride and joy! 😁
14. My puns are so bad, they’re practically paw-ful!
15. I’m not a lion, but these puns are roar-some!
16. My puns are so bad, they’re practically purr-fect!
17. What do you call a lion who loves to swim? A porpoise!
18. Why did the lion cross the road? To get to the other pride!
19. What do you call a lion who’s always getting into trouble? A problem cat!
20. My puns are so bad, they’re practically out of the jungle!

Belle of the Ball: Puns That Will Make You Blush

1. Why did the ballroom dance class have to close? Because there weren’t enough feet to meet the demand!
2. What do you call a beautiful dance move that’s a little bit naughty? A cheek-to-cheek tease! 😉
3. Why did the prima ballerina get arrested? For toeing the line!
4. What’s the difference between a good dancer and a great dancer? A good dancer dances with their feet, but a great dancer dances with their heart!
5. Why did the ballroom dance competition end in a tie? Because all the couples were too well-matched!
6. What do you call a dancer who’s always in a good mood? A hoofer with a positive attitude!
7. What’s the best way to get a dancer’s attention? Tap your feet! 👣
8. What do you call a dance that’s full of surprises? A turn of events!
9. Why did the dance teacher wear a big hat? To cover their footwork!
10. What’s the worst thing about being a professional dancer? Having to toe the line!
11. What’s the best way to learn a new dance? Fall down a lot!
12. Why don’t trees like to dance? Because they’re afraid of losing their bark!
13. What do you call a dancer who’s always getting lost? A two left foot!
14. What’s the difference between a dancer and a mime? A dancer can move without speaking, but a mime can speak without moving!
15. What do you call a dancer who’s always late? A cha-cha-cha-lenging!
16. Why did the dancer get lost in the woods? Because they didn’t know how to navigate the terrain!
17. What’s the best thing about ballet? The tutus!
18. Why did the dance teacher cross the road? To get to the other side! 🐔
19. What do you call a dancer who’s always arguing with their teacher? A step-mother!
20. Why did the dancer get a new job at the grocery store? Because they were a pro at checkout!

Be Our Guest: A Feast of Disney-Themed Puns

1. Gaston, where do you go to get the best deal on armor? At the second hand suit store!
2. Why did the Genie get lost in the desert? Because he couldn’t find his Oasis!
3. What do you call an evil snowman? A snow villain!
4. Why did the Beast get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t have a Belle-evue! 🌺
5. What do you call a group of Disney princesses who love to go on adventures? A royal rumble!
6. Why did the seven dwarfs take a yoga class? To learn how to “snow” themselves down!
7. What do you call a Mickey Mouse with no arms? A Micky-wave!
8. Why did Ariel lose her voice? Because she had a shellfish allergy!
9. What do you call a Peter Pan who can’t fly? A grounded Pan!
10. Why did Belle get a library card? So she could check out some Beast-sellers!
11. What do you call a fish that’s afraid of everything? A coward-fish!
12. Why did Rapunzel get kicked out of the library? Because she kept letting her hair down! 🌺
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
14. Why did the sea witch get a cold? Because she kept casting “frosty” spells!
15. What do you call a group of Dalmatians who love to play music? A paw-some band!
16. Why did the villain always wear a black hat? Because he was a hat-trickster!
17. What do you call a princess who loves to race? A speed-ielle!
18. Why did the gingerbread man get lost in the mall? Because he couldn’t find his cookie-cutter!
19. What do you call a group of fairies who are always getting into trouble? The Tinker Bell-evers!
20. Why did the evil queen always wear a mask? Because she didn’t want to show her true “face-ination”! 😂

Aladdin’s Genies: Puns That Will Grant Your Wishes

1. What do you call a genie who’s always trying to make you laugh? A pun-derful genie!
2. What do you call a genie who loves to cook? A master chef-genie!
3. What do you call a genie who’s always running late? A tardy-genie!
4. What do you call a genie who’s always thirsty? A well-thirsty genie!
5. What do you call a genie who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel genie-ous!
6. What do you call a genie who’s always breaking stuff? A clumsy genie!
7. What do you call a genie who’s always losing things? A forgetful genie!
8. What do you call a genie who’s always borrowing money? A genie-broke!
9. What do you call a genie who’s always getting lost? A topographically challenged genie! 🛸
10. What do you call a genie who’s always trying to impress you? A show-genie-off!
11. What do you call a genie who’s always making mistakes? A genie-oops!
12. What do you call a genie who’s always getting distracted? A genie-with-ADHD!
13. What do you call a genie who’s always arguing with you? A genie-contradiction!
14. What do you call a genie who’s always telling jokes? A pun-genie-teer!
15. What do you call a genie who’s always complaining? A genie-whine-bag!
16. What do you call a genie who’s always sleeping? A genie-zzz!
17. What do you call a genie who’s always losing their temper? A genie-ous-jerk!
18. What do you call a genie who’s always making sarcastic remarks? A genie-us!
19. What do you call a genie who’s always trying to scare you? A genie-tastically spooky! 👻
20. What do you call a genie who’s always trying to help you? A genie-uinely caring!

Up, Up, and Away! Puns That Will Reach for the Sky

1. What do you call a plane that’s always getting into trouble? A grounded pilot 😐
2. Why was the pilot so upset? Because he couldn’t soar! 😞
3. What do you call a bird that can’t stop flying? A high flyer 🐦
4. What do you call a plane that’s always on time? A punctual jet ✈️
5. What do you call a pilot who’s always late? A delayed departure 😖
6. What do you call a plane that’s always lost? A navigational nightmare 🙄
7. What do you call a plane that’s always crashing? A frequent flyer 🤕
8. What do you call a plane that’s always out of control? A wild goose chase 🤪
9. What do you call a plane that’s always flying in circles? A merry-go-round 🎠
10. What do you call a plane that’s always crashing? A flying disaster 💣
11. What do you call a plane that’s always upside down? A loop-de-loop 🔁
12. What do you call a plane that’s always on fire? A flaming wreck 🔥
13. What do you call a plane that’s always breaking down? A lemon 🍋
14. What do you call a plane that’s always running out of gas? A thirsty bird 🐦
15. What do you call a plane that’s always getting into fights? A hostile takeover 💥
16. What do you call a plane that’s always losing its way? A lost cause 🗺️
17. What do you call a plane that’s always hitting the ground? A nosedive 📉
18. What do you call a plane that’s always falling apart? A flying junkyard 🛠️
19. What do you call a plane that’s always going down? A belly flop 💦
20. What do you call a plane that’s always flying into walls? A bricklayer’s apprentice 🧱

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, It’s Off to Work We Go!: Puns for Every Dwarf

1. What do you call a dwarf who loves to sing? A short choir.
2. Why did the dwarf cross the road? To get to the other slide.
3. What do you call a dwarf who’s always late? Speedy.
4. What do you get when you cross a dwarf with a horse? A short stirrup.
5. Why did the dwarf get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t see over the mushrooms. 🧚‍♀️
6. What do you call a dwarf who’s always getting into trouble? A short-cut.
7. Where do dwarves go to get their hair cut? At the low-cutlery. 🙈
8. What do you call a dwarf who’s always happy? A short-circuit.
9. Why did the dwarf get a job as a carpenter? Because he was good at short-sighted work.
10. What do you call a dwarf who’s always carrying a ladder? A short-reach.
11. Why did the dwarf get kicked out of the bar? Because he was too short to reach the bar stool.
12. What do you call a dwarf who’s always getting lost? A short-sight.
13. Why did the dwarf get a job as a security guard? Because he was good at short-circuiting.
14. What do you call a dwarf who’s always getting stuck in the elevator? A short-stop.
15. Why did the dwarf get a job as a chef? Because he was good at short-ordering.
16. What do you call a dwarf who’s always getting into fights? A short-tempered.
17. Why did the dwarf get a job as a teacher? Because he was good at short-lecturing.
18. What do you call a dwarf who’s always getting into trouble? A short-circuit. 🐒
19. Why did the dwarf get a job as a doctor? Because he was good at short-circuiting.
20. What do you call a dwarf who’s always getting lost? A short-sight.

The Magic of Disney: Puns That Will Cast a Spell on You

1. What do you call Mickey Mouse when he takes a gap year? A Mousket-abroad 😂
2. Why did the Disney character need a secret agent? To conduct a “secret squirrel” mission 🐿️
3. What do you call a Disney character who loves to work out? A “Beast” master 💪
4. Why don’t you want to go swimming with Donald Duck? Because he’ll hog all the “quackers” 😂
5. What do you get when you mix a fish and a Disney princess? Ariel-ite stew 🍲
6. Why was Prince Charming so charming? Because he had a “Cinderella” attitude 💖
7. What do you call a Disney character who’s always getting into trouble? A “Baloo” nuisance 🐻
8. Why don’t you want to play hide-and-seek with Winnie the Pooh? Because he’s always “hunny” for trouble🍯
9. What do you call a Disney character who’s always late? A “Tarzan” tardy 迟到者
10. Why did Ariel lose her voice? Because she sold it to a “sea-witch” 🔱
11. What do you call a Disney character who’s always getting lost? A “Peter Pan” in the neck 🙄
12. Why don’t you want to have a tea party with the Mad Hatter? Because he’ll drive you “mad” with his riddles 🎩
13. What do you call a Disney character who’s always making excuses? A “Pinocchio” liar 🤥
14. Why did the Evil Queen poison the apples? Because she wanted to make them “Snow White” 💀
15. What do you call a Disney character who’s always getting into fights? A “Mulan” brawler 👊
16. Why don’t you want to go out for pizza with Hercules? Because he’ll always “muscle” in on your slices 💪
17. What do you call a Disney character who’s always taking selfies? A “Dory” poser 📸
18. Why didn’t Rapunzel let anyone into her tower? Because she was afraid they’d “let down” her hair 😂
19. What do you call a Disney character who’s always complaining? A “Belle” of the ball 👸
20. Why did Elsa get kicked out of the castle? Because she was always “letting it go” ❄️

Tangled in a Web of Puns: Rapunzel Let Down Her Hair

1. I want to make a pun about a kidnapping, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.
2. What do you call a spider who can’t find a date? A web looser!
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
4. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
6. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
7. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye deer!
8. What do you call a bird with no wings? A walkin’ bird.
9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
11. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato.
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? 🚀 Fsh!
13. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
17. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? 🦌 Still no eye deer!
18. What do you call a bird with no wings? A walkin’ bird.
19. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

A Whole New World of Puns: Aladdin’s Adventure

1. What did Aladdin say when he found a magic lamp? “I’ve got the Genie-us!”💡
2. Why did Jafar want to become a sultan? Because he wanted to “Rule the World!” 🌍
3. What do you call a carpet that can fly? “A magic carpet ride!” 🧙
4. Why did Abu steal the diamond from the Sultan? Because he was a “diamond in the rough!” 💎
5. What did Jasmine say when she saw Aladdin riding on a camel? “Hump day!” 🐫
6. Why did the Cave of Wonders collapse on Jafar? Because it was “too heavy for his shoulders!” 🏋️‍♂️
7. What do you call a genie who likes to play tricks? “A genie-us with a mischievous streak!” 🃏
8. Why did Aladdin and Abu make a great team? Because they were “a street rat and a diamond in the rough!” 💎🐀
9. What do you call a magic lamp that only works at night? “A moon-light lamp!” 🌙💡
10. Why did Aladdin fall in love with Jasmine? Because she was “a princess with a heart of gold!” 💕
11. What do you call a genie who is always getting into trouble? “A Genie-us with a rap sheet!” 🚔
12. Why did Jafar want to take over Agrabah? Because he was a “power-hungry sorcerer!” 🧙‍♂️
13. What do you call a parrot that can recite spells? “A spell-binding parrot!” 鹦鹉
14. Why did Aladdin save Jasmine from Jafar? Because he was a “hero with a heart of gold!” ✨
15. What do you call a magic carpet that travels through time? “A time-warp carpet!” 🕰️
16. Why did Jafar disguise himself as an old man? Because he wanted to “pull the wool over Aladdin’s eyes!” 🐑
17. What do you call a genie who loves to eat? “A food-loving genie!” 🍔🍟
18. Why did Aladdin say “patience is a virtue” when he was waiting for the genie to appear? Because he was “rubbing his lamp with enthusiasm!” 💡
19. What do you call a magic lamp that can grant any wish? “A wish-fulfilling lamp!” ✨
20. Why did Jafar try to trick Aladdin? Because he was a “master of deceit!” 🎭

Puns Under the Sea: The Little Mermaid’s Underwater Jokes

1. Why did the mermaid get lost? Because she couldn’t find her fin-ding Nemo!
2. What do you call a mermaid with a sweet tooth? A candy-shell!
3. What do you call a mermaid with 100 eyes? A sea-hawk!
4. Why did the mermaid join a rock band? To play sea-drums! 🐠
5. What do you call a mermaid who’s always on time? A tide-er!
6. What do you call a mermaid who’s always late? A tard-ee!
7. Why did the mermaid break up with the barnacle? Because he was too clingy!
8. What do you call a mermaid who’s a great dancer? A seashell-shaker!
9. What do you call a mermaid who’s always getting into trouble? A seaweed-head!
10. Why did the mermaid get a tattoo? To show off her fin-tastic style!
11. What do you call a mermaid who’s always singing? A sea-ren!
12. Why did the mermaid get a new job? Because she was tired of being a shelf-ish!
13. What do you call a mermaid who’s always getting lost? A sea-ducer!
14. Why did the mermaid get a new hairdo? Because she wanted to kelp her style fresh!
15. What do you call a mermaid who’s always trying to save the day? A sea-hero!
16. Why did the mermaid get a new car? Because she wanted to drive a sea-van!
17. What do you call a mermaid who’s always getting into fights? A sea-battler!
18. Why did the mermaid get a new tattoo? Because she wanted to show off her ink-redible personality!
19. What do you call a mermaid who’s always getting into trouble? A sea-raider!
20. Why did the mermaid get a new job? Because she wanted to be a sea-curity guard!

The Force is Strong with These Disney Puns: Star Wars Crossover

1. May the puns be with you!
2. Luke, I am your pun-ther.
3. Don’t make me use my punforce.
4. Han Solo: The punniest smuggler in the galaxy.
5. R2-D2: The droid you’re looking for… puns.
6. Princess Leia: The puncess who can’t be silenced.
7. Yoda: A punmaster, I am.
8. Chewbacca: The pun-etic Wookiee.
9. Darth Vader: I find your lack of puns disturbing.
10. Stormtroopers: Aiming for laughs, but missing the punchline.
11. Kylo Ren: The pun-mer supreme.
12. Rey: I have a bad feeling about these puns. 😂
13. Finn: Puns are a disturbance in the Force. 💫
14. Poe Dameron: Punny pilot, reporting for duty.
15. BB-8: The rolling pun-droid.
16. Hux: Pun-eral director for the Resistance.
17. Snoke: The supreme pun-derer.
18. Captain Phasma: Puns are the new chrome.
19. Maz Kanata: A pun-spouting sage.

Puns from Infinity and Beyond: Toy Story’s Buzz Lightyear Weighs In

1. Why did Buzz Lightyear get a cold? Because he was always ∞ to the sneeze!
2. What did Buzz Lightyear say when he tripped and fell? “Houston, we have a fallen star!” 🚀
3. Why is Buzz Lightyear so good at math? Because he knows how to count to infinity… and beyond!
4. What do you call a Buzz Lightyear who’s always late? A space ranger at infinite speed!
5. What do you call Buzz Lightyear’s spaceship? The “To Infinity and Beyond RV” 🏠
6. Why did Buzz Lightyear cross the road? To prove that he’s not afraid of traffic to infinity. 🚧
7. What do you call Buzz Lightyear when he’s feeling down? A buzzkill at infinity and beyond! 😞
8. Why does Buzz Lightyear love to go to the beach? Because he can’t resist a good sand-storm. 🏖️
9. What do you call a Buzz Lightyear who’s always getting lost? A space ranger with a “lost in space” complex! 📍
10. Why is Buzz Lightyear so good at playing hide-and-seek? Because he can hide at infinity and beyond! 🙈
11. What do you call Buzz Lightyear’s arch-nemesis? The “Evil Emperor of Infinity and Beyond!” 😈
12. Why did Buzz Lightyear get banned from the movie theater? He kept saying, “To infinity and beyond… with popcorn!” 🍿
13. What do you call Buzz Lightyear when he’s stuck in a tornado? A “toy story” gone awry! 🌪️
14. What do you call Buzz Lightyear without his suit? A space-ranger-in-the-buff! 👙
15. Why did Buzz Lightyear get kicked out of the space program? He forgot his jetpack at infinity and beyond! 👨‍🚀
16. What do you call Buzz Lightyear when he’s trying to get a date? A space ranger on the prowl! ✨
17. Why is Buzz Lightyear always getting into trouble? Because he’s always trying to “shoot for the stars” and end up reaching infinity and beyond. 🌟
18. What do you call Buzz Lightyear when he’s on vacation? A space ranger with a “to infinity and beyond” itinerary! 🏝️
19. Why did Buzz Lightyear take his car to the mechanic? Because it needed an “infinity and beyond” tune-up! 🚗
20. What do you call Buzz Lightyear when he’s feeling under the weather? A space ranger with an “infinitely sick” day! 🤒