126+ Knee-Slapping Body Puns That Pack a Punchline

Buckle up, pun-thusiasts! Get ready to dive into the hilarious world of body puns, where every inch of your anatomy becomes a punchline. I’m your trusty guide on this comical journey, where we’ll explore the depths of humor and tickle your funny bone from head to toe.Let’s start with a rib-tickler: What do you call a bone with no muscles? A humerus! See what I did there? The human body is a treasure trove of opportunities for puns, so let’s dive right in!First, we’ll traverse the ‘A-head of the Curve: Puns That Tickle Your Brain’ section, where your mind will be put to the test with clever puns that will make you question your sanity. Next, we’ll explore the ‘Body Language of Humor: Puns that Move You’ zone, where puns will have you dancing, laughing, and moving with joy.Get ready for the ‘Pun-derful Anatomy: Jokes That Hit the Funny Bone’ section, where every organ and bone will get its own hilarious spin. And hold on tight as we venture into the ‘Humor with a Body Count: Dark and Twisted Puns’ territory โ€“ be warned, these puns may leave you with a few stitches!We’ll also pay a visit to the ‘Organ-ized Laughter: Puns for Medical Professionals’ section, where medical terms and procedures get the pun-ishment they deserve. And let’s not forget the ‘Bone-afide Silliness: Puns for Skeletons’ section, where even the undead will be rolling their bones with laughter.Brace yourself for the ‘Gut-Busting Giggles: Puns That Make You Laugh Out Loud’ section, where puns will have you clutching your sides and gasping for air. We’ll then venture into the ‘Skin-Deep Laughter: Puns That Will Make You Blush’ zone, where puns will leave you red-faced with embarrassment and amusement.Get ready to tap your toes in the ‘Toe-tally Hilarious: Puns That Will Make You Tap Your Toes’ section. And hold on tight for the ‘Head-to-Toe Hilarity: Puns That Cover Every Inch’ section, where every part of your body will be subjected to a hilarious pun-ishment.We’ll also pump up the humor in the ‘Muscle-bound Humor: Puns for Fitness Enthusiasts’ section and question our anatomy in the ‘Mind over Body Puns: Jokes That Question Your Anatomy’ section. Finally, we’ll venture into the bizarre world of ‘Abnormal Anatomy: Puns That Are Out of Body’ and the downright quirky ‘Bodily Fluids and Puns: Jokes That Will Make You Flush’ section.So, are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey? Hold on tight, buckle up, and let the puns take over! Get ready for a laughter-filled adventure that will tickle your funny bone and leave you breathless with mirth!

A-head of the Curve: Puns That Tickle Your Brain

  1. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? ๐Ÿ‘€
    A: Fsh!

  2. Q: Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? ๐Ÿ’ป
    A: It had a byte in its neck.

  3. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? ๐ŸฆŒ
    A: No eye deer.

  4. Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? ๐Ÿฆ˜
    A: A pouch potato.

  5. Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? โ›ณ๏ธ
    A: In case he got a hole in one.

  6. Q: What do you call a bird that can fly backward? ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
    A: A swallow.

  7. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? ๐Ÿ“š
    A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

  8. Q: What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? ๐Ÿ
    A: A maybe.

  9. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? ๐Ÿ†
    A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

  10. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes or fins? ๐ŸŸ
    A: Fsh and chps.

  11. Q: Why did the old man fall in the well? ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ
    A: Because he couldn’t see that well.

  12. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? ๐Ÿชƒ
    A: A stick.

  13. Q: Why did the bicycle fall over? ๐Ÿšฒ
    A: Because it was two tired.

  14. Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? โ›„๏ธ
    A: An abdominal snowman.

  15. Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course? โ›ณ๏ธ
    A: In case he got a hole-in-one.

  16. Q: What do you call a lazy snail? ๐ŸŒ
    A: A slug-a-bed.

  17. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? ๐Ÿ…
    A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

  18. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? ๐Ÿ„
    A: Ground beef.

  19. Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth? ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽค
    A: Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

  20. Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? ๐ŸŸ
    A: Fsh! I told you already.

Body Language of Humor: Puns that Move You

  1. What do you call a snake that can’t stop cracking jokes? A pun-isher.
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. What’s a bird’s favorite type of music? Tweet-pop! ๐Ÿ‘ป
  4. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
  5. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  6. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.
  7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  8. Why did the belt go to jail? Because it held up a pair of pants.
  9. What do you call a tree that can’t stop telling jokes? A stand-up comic.
  10. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. ๐Ÿ‘พ
  11. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
  12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  13. Why did the teddy bear get arrested? Stuffing a bunny.
  14. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  15. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  16. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
  17. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  18. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
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Pun-derful Anatomy: Jokes That Hit the Funny Bone

  1. Why did the skeleton go to the party? To have a bone-afide good time!
  2. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
  3. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
  4. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  5. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
  6. What kind of music do bones like? The “skele-ton” genre!
  7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  8. Why was the math book feeling sad? Because it was full of problems!
  9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
  10. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his food before it was cool!
  11. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
  12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
  13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ 
  14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! โ›ณ
  15. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi! ๐Ÿ˜‹
  16. Why did the kangaroo get arrested? For hopping without a license! ๐Ÿฆ˜
  17. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta! ๐Ÿ
  18. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! ๐ŸŒŠ
  19. Why was the math book feeling sad? Because it was full of problems! ๐Ÿ“š
  20. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿฎ

Humor with a Body Count: Dark and Twisted Puns

  1. What do you call a murderer who loves making jokes? A homicidal punster.
  2. Why did the skeleton get kicked out of the bar? Because he had no body to dance with.
  3. What do you call a zombie with no arms and legs? A braindead.
  4. Why did the serial killer use a red crayon? To draw a bloody mess.
  5. What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A gummer.
  6. Why did the mummy get lost in the desert? Because he followed his own winding sheet. ๐Ÿชฆ
  7. What do you call a ghost that can’t remember anything? A poltergeist with amnesia.
  8. Why did the cannibal get arrested? Because he bit off more than he could chew.
  9. What do you call a witch who lives in a cemetery? A grave robber.
  10. Why did the zombie cross the road? To get to the other side… and eat the brains of the living.
  11. What do you call a vampire who works in retail? A bloodsucking sales associate.
  12. Why did the werewolf get a job as a security guard? To howl at the moon.
  13. What do you call a serial killer who loves to cook? A master butcher.
  14. Why did the mummy buy a new suit? To look dead sharp.
  15. What do you call a vampire who hates sunlight? A shade-dweller.
  16. Why did the zombie get a speeding ticket? For driving under the influence of braaains.
  17. What do you call a ghost that’s always late? A procrastinating phantom.
  18. Why did the witch get kicked out of the broom closet? Because she was practicing black magic.
  19. What do you call a vampire who’s always complaining? A Whiner-Nosferatu.
  20. Why did the werewolf join a support group? To howl out his frustrations.

Organ-ized Laughter: Puns for Medical Professionals

  1. Why are medical puns so funny? Because they’re knee-slapping good!
  2. What do you call a surgeon who’s always late? A suture-later!
  3. Why did the nurse give the patient a thermometer? To take their “temperature” of the situation.
  4. What do you call a doctor who keeps making bad jokes? A de-pun-dent of humor!
  5. Why are medical students so good at puns? Because they’ve got the “pun-atomy” down!
  6. What do you call a doctor who loves puns? A prescribe-ician! ๐Ÿ’Š
  7. Why did the nurse need a ruler? To measure her patients’ “fevers”! ๐ŸŒก๏ธ
  8. What do you call a doctor who wears a stethoscope around their neck? A cardio-joke!
  9. Why did the anesthesiologist get lost? Because he couldn’t find his “ether”nal route!
  10. What do you call a doctor who’s always laughing? A medical comedian!
  11. Why did the doctor join the circus? To become a “bone”-afide clown! ๐Ÿคก
  12. What do you call a doctor who’s always taking notes? A “record” keeper!
  13. Why did the doctor order a pizza? Because he wanted to have a “slice” of his patient’s life! ๐Ÿ•
  14. What do you call a doctor who’s always making mistakes? A “malarkey” practitioner!
  15. Why did the dentist need a loan? To “fill” his teeth with cash! ๐Ÿ’ธ
  16. What do you call a doctor who’s always running late? A “stat”-ic offender! ๐Ÿ’จ
  17. Why did the nurse wear a seatbelt? To avoid “spinal” injuries! ๐Ÿ’บ
  18. What do you call a doctor who’s always on vacation? A “holiday” practitioner! ๐Ÿ๏ธ
  19. Why did the doctor get a speeding ticket? Because he was driving too “fast” for his patient’s condition! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
  20. What do you call a doctor who loves to dance? A “boogie” ologist! ๐Ÿ•บ

Bone-afide Silliness: Puns for Skeletons

  1. What do you call a skeleton who can’t keep a secret? A bone-afide blabbermouth! ๐Ÿ’€
  2. Why did the skeleton take up gardening? To grow his bone collection! ๐ŸŒป
  3. What does a skeleton say when it gets lost? “I’ve lost my bones!” ๐Ÿฆด
  4. Why did the skeleton go to the bank? To withdraw some hard cash! ๐Ÿ’ธ
  5. What do you call a skeleton that can’t tell the time? A bone-afide clock blocker! ๐Ÿšซโฐ
  6. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tell it a funny bone! ๐Ÿ˜†
  7. What do you call a skeletal comedian? A bone-afide rib tickler!
  8. Why did the skeleton join a band? To play the bone-afones! ๐ŸŽต
  9. What type of music do skeletons like? Bone-afide jam sessions! ๐ŸŽธ
  10. What do you call a skeleton that’s always getting into trouble? A bone-afide troublemaker! ๐Ÿš”
  11. Why did the skeleton get a cold? Because it kept rattling its bones! ๐Ÿคง
  12. What do you call a skeleton that’s always on the move? A bone-afide commuter! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  13. Why did the skeleton get a traffic ticket? For speeding on the bone-afide lane! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿš”
  14. What type of party does a skeleton throw? A bone-afide boneanza! ๐ŸŽ‰
  15. What do you call a skeleton that’s always up for a good time? A bone-afide party animal! ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ
  16. Why did the skeleton get a job at a grocery store? To sell bone-afide produce! ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŒ
  17. What do you call a skeleton that’s always on a diet? A bone-afide calorie counter! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅฆ
  18. Why did the skeleton get a bad grade on its math test? Because it kept making bone-afide mistakes! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  19. What do you call a skeleton that’s always getting into arguments? A bone-afide trouble bone! ๐Ÿ˜ก
  20. Why did the skeleton go to a therapist? To get help with its bone-afide anxiety! ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Gut-Busting Giggles: Puns That Make You Laugh Out Loud

  1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  2. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
  3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. ๐Ÿ˜œ
  4. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
  5. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  7. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  8. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  9. What do you call a cow taking a nap? A bull-dozer. ๐Ÿฎ
  10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  12. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
  14. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.๐Ÿ˜œ
  16. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
  17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  19. What do you call a golfer who can’t putt? A hacker. โ›ณ
  20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. โ›„

Skin-Deep Laughter: Puns That Will Make You Blush

  1. What do you call a dermatologist with a bad bedside manner? A skin-flint.
  2. Why did the skin cream get arrested? For indecent exposure.
  3. What’s the difference between a dermatologist and a gynecologist? One looks at your skin, and the other skins your lincolns. ๐Ÿ˜‰
  4. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always late? A procrastin-ation.
  5. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always on time? A punct-ure.
  6. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always arguing? A contr-acne-rian.
  7. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always making appointments? A sched-ulin.
  8. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always studying? A text-booker.
  9. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always taking pictures? A photo-shopper.
  10. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting lost? A maze-maker.
  11. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always making mistakes? A blunder-mist.
  12. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting sick? A bug-a-boo.
  13. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into trouble? A pickle-maker.
  14. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into fights? A boxer.
  15. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into debt? A loan-shark.
  16. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into trouble with the law? A criminal.
  17. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into accidents? A crash-test dummy.
  18. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into arguments? A debater.
  19. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into bad situations? A mess-maker.
  20. What do you call a dermatologist who’s always getting into trouble with their patients? A malpractice-maker.

Toe-tally Hilarious: Puns That Will Make You Tap Your Toes

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  4. What do you call a boomerang that wonโ€™t come back? A stick!
  5. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
  6. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
  7. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? Because he was bacon in the sun! ๐Ÿท
  8. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
  9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
  10. What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick!
  11. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿฎ
  12. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  13. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
  14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  15. What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick!
  16. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
  17. Why did the pig stop sunbathing? Because he was bacon in the sun! ๐Ÿท
  18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
  19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
  20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Head-to-Toe Hilarity: Puns That Cover Every Inch

  1. Head over heels for puns? We’ve got you covered!
  2. Toe-tally pun-tastic! From your head to your feet!
  3. Don’t be a heel, check out our head-to-toe hilarity. ๐Ÿ‘ป
  4. Sole-searching for the perfect pun? We’ve got you covered!
  5. We’re hair-raisingly funny, from our scalp to our soles!
  6. Our puns are so good, they’ll make you headstand!
  7. We’ve got the pun-derwear to make you smile from head to toe!
  8. We’re knee-deep in puns, so dive right in!
  9. Watch out for our foot-tapping puns, they’ll tickle your funny bone!
  10. Our puns are so head-strong, they’ll knock you off your feet!
  11. We’re ankle-ing to tell you, our puns are seriously funny!
  12. We’re elbowing our way into the pun-derworld!
  13. Our puns are so knee-slapping, you’ll roll on the floor laughing!
  14. We’re tickling your funny bone, from your head to your toes!
  15. Our puns are so humerus, they’ll make you want to high-five!
  16. We’ve got puns for days, so come and spend your soles with us!
  17. Our puns are so pun-derful, they’ll make you want to stand up and cheer!
  18. We’re head-to-toe hilarious, and we’re not toe-ing the line!
  19. Get ready to sole-cially distance yourself with our knee-slapping jokes!
  20. We’re punslingers extraordinaire, so hop on board and enjoy the ride!

Muscle-bound Humor: Puns for Fitness Enthusiasts

  • What do you call a bodybuilder who’s always late? A slow-mo.
  • Why did the weightlifter get lost? Because he couldn’t find his dumbbells!
  • What do you call a muscle-bound comedian? A pump-kin.
  • Why did the gym owner hire a security guard? To keep an eye on the pec-ing order.
  • What do you call a weightlifter with a bad back? A barbell-back!
    ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ- What’s the best way to get a six-pack? Lift heavy weights and drink plenty of… protein shakes!
  • Why are gym rats so good at math? Because they can bench-press numbers! ๐Ÿ’ช
  • What do you call a bodybuilder with a sunburn? A roasted beefcake!
  • What do you call a gym-goer who’s always bragging? A loud-mouth.
  • Why did the weightlifter break up with his girlfriend? Because she was too whey-ghty.
  • What do you call a muscle-bound mime? A strong and silent type.
  • What’s the difference between a bodybuilder and a sumo wrestler? The sumo wrestler is better at rolling!
  • Why did the fitness instructor get fired? Because he was always giving people the wrong reps!
  • What do you call a bodybuilder who’s always getting into fights? A muscle-bound goon.
  • What do you call a gym-goer who’s always complaining? A whine-y weightlifter.
  • Why did the weightlifter get a tattoo of a carrot? Because he wanted to carrot-ate more. ๐Ÿฅ•
  • What do you call an exercise bike that’s always breaking down? A pain in the spin.
  • What’s the best way to get a ripped physique? Lift heavy weights and do plenty of… squats!
  • Why did the bodybuilder lose his job? Because he couldn’t squat under pressure!
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Mind over Body Puns: Jokes That Question Your Anatomy

  1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  3. What do you call a deer with no legs? Still no legs.
  4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Flounder.
  6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ๐Ÿ˜
  7. What do you call a potato that’s always sad? A spud in the dumps.
  8. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? Frosty the know-it-all. โ„๏ธ
  9. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A sinking feeling.
  10. What do you call a bird that’s always late? A tardy warbler.
  11. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  12. What do you call a sheep that’s always in a good mood? A woolly jumper.
  13. What do you call a bird that’s always singing? A canary-oke.
  14. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always hopping around? A kangaroo-roo.
  15. What do you call a worm that’s always getting in trouble? An earth-worm.
  16. What do you call a horse that’s always sleeping? A neigh-bor.
  17. What do you call a fish that’s always getting lost? A guppy-de-do.
  18. What do you call a cow that’s always mooing? A cow-hoo.
  19. What do you call a pig that’s always rolling around in the mud? A muddy-piggy.
  20. What do you call a bear that’s always hibernating? A grizzly-dreamer. ๐Ÿป

Abnormal Anatomy: Puns That Are Out of Body

  1. Why did the skeleton get lost? Because he didn’t have a body to guide him.
  2. What do you call a broken bone that’s still in your body? A fracture is waiting to happen!
  3. Why did the surgeon get a parking ticket? Because he had too many outstanding bones. ๐Ÿง 
  4. What do you call a doctor who specializes in taking out bones? A bone-a-fide surgeon.
  5. How do you fix a cracked skull? With a bone-afide Band-Aid.
  6. What do you call a skeleton who’s always late? A bone-a-fide procrastinator.
  7. Why did the bone break up with its girlfriend? She was too clavicle-y. ๐Ÿฆด
  8. What do you call a skeleton with no sense of direction? Lost in the rib cage.
  9. How do skeletons store their gold? In a tibia-n vault.
  10. Why did the femur quit his job? Because he was feeling left out.
  11. What do you call a skeleton that’s always telling jokes? A rib-tickler.
  12. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tell him a humerus joke.
  13. What do you call a skeleton with a bad attitude? A bone-headed scone.
  14. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the other side-bone.
  15. What do you call a skeleton that’s always on the go? A bone-a-fide voyager.
  16. How do you get a skeleton to smile? Tell him a rib-tickling joke. ๐Ÿฆด
  17. What do you call a skeleton that’s always getting into trouble? A bone-a-fide troublemaker.
  18. How do you make a skeleton dance? Give him a bone-maraca.
  19. What do you call a skeleton that’s always cold? A bone-chilling sight.
  20. Why did the skeleton join the band? To play the bone-trombone.

Bodily Fluids and Puns: Jokes That Will Make You Flush

  1. Why did the sick person go to the bathroom? To flush away their runny nose!
  2. What do you call a doctor who loves to tell jokes? A humor-ologist!
  3. Why did the earwax get arrested? ๐Ÿ‘‚ For blocking the ear canal!
  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  5. Why was the saliva crossing the road? To get to the other cheek!
  6. Why did the pee get lost? Because it couldn’t find the “U”!
  7. What do you call a tooth that’s always getting into trouble? A molar-culprit!
  8. Why did the booger stick its nose in the book? To check out the boogershelf!
  9. What do you call a tear that’s too salty? A sodium tear! ๐Ÿฅฒ
  10. What do you call a group of germs? A colony of bacteria-teria! ๐Ÿงซ
  11. Why did the snot get a job at the bank? Because it was always wiping noses!
  12. What do you call a kidney that’s always making people laugh? A pun-kidney!
  13. Why did the mucus cross the street? To get to the other nostril!
  14. What do you call a fart that’s really funny? A gas-passer! ๐Ÿ’จ
  15. Why did the sweat drop off the cliff? Because it was hanging on for dear life!
  16. What do you call a germ that’s always getting into trouble? A micro-crook!
  17. Why did the saliva get a cold? Because it wasn’t wearing its chap-stick!
  18. What do you call a tear that’s a bit of a drama queen? A melo-tear-ma! ๐ŸŽญ
  19. Why did the booger go to the doctor? Because it had a runny nose!
  20. What do you call a sick person who loves to tell jokes? A laugh-leper!

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