127+ Empanada Puns That Will Leave You Stuffed with Laughter!

*Empanada Puns: A Culinary Comedy Extravaganza*

Calling all pun enthusiasts and pastry lovers! Get ready to dive into a world where delectable empanadas collide with hilarious wordplay. These irresistible puns will have you rolling in the dough (or should we say, laughing out loud).

Imagine stepping into an “Empanada Have Mercy on My Soul” where every bite is a savory chuckle. Picture the “Empanadaemic Proportions: The Spread of Laughter” sweeping through your taste buds, leaving you in stitches. And when the puns reach “Empanada-monium: A State of Pure Pun-ishment”, there’s no turning back.

Prepare to be transported to the “Empanadaverse: A Parallel Reality Where Puns Reign Supreme”, where the only language spoken is laughter. Indulge in the “Empanada-licious: The Sweet Side of Puns” for a sugary dose of humor. And for those who crave the art of wordplay, the “Empanada-pun-do: The Art of Pun-Crafting” will teach you the secrets of crafting the perfect pun.

Brace yourself for the “Empanada-Mania: An Outbreak of Hilarious Quips” that will leave you quarantined with laughter. Experience the “Empanada-mus Maximus: The Greatest Pun of All Time”, a pun so epic it will redefine your definition of humor. Let the “Empanada-la: A Musical Symphony of Puns” serenade your ears with its witty melody.

Prepare for a “Empanada-rama: A Non-Stop Pun-fest” where the puns flow like a river of laughter. Buckle up for the “Empanada-thon: A Marathon of Pun-tastic Performances” that will test your endurance for humor. And when the puns reach their peak, we enter “Empanada-geddon: The End of All Seriousness”, where laughter reigns supreme.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the “Empanada-mix: A Medley of Pun-derful Surprises” to keep you entertained for days on end. And for those who demand the ultimate pun-ishment, the “Empanada-monium Strikes Back: The Revenge of the Puns” will leave you in a state of pun-derful hysteria.

So, grab your empanadas, settle in, and get ready to embark on a culinary comedy adventure that will fill your belly and tickle your funny bone. Let the puns begin!

Empanada Have Mercy on My Soul

1. What do you call an empanada that’s been in the freezer for too long? A “frosty-nada.”
2. Why did the empanada get lost? Because it didn’t have a GPS dough!
3. Why are empanadas such good dancers? Because they’ve got that doughy rhythm.
4. What do you call an empanada with a bad attitude? A “salty-nada.”
5. What do you call an empanada that’s always on time? A “Pun-ctual-nada.” 🍕
6. Why did the empanada get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast dough! 🚔
7. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A “dough-boy.”
8. What do you call an empanada that’s been to the gym? A “fit-for-dough” empanada. 💪
9. Why are empanadas so humble? Because they’re always saying, “Dough, I’m nothing special.” 😇
10. What do you call an empanada that’s always on top of the latest trends? A “fashion-dough.” 💁‍♀️
11. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting its picture taken? A “dough-tographer.” 📸
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always making mistakes? A “dough-h.” 🙃
13. What do you call an empanada that’s always telling jokes? A “pun-dough.” 🎤
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always late? A “slow dough.” 🐌
15. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A “dough-stick.” 📍
16. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into fights? A “dough-jo.” 🥊
17. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting stuck? A “dough-nut.” 🍩
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting wet? A “dough-eyed.” 👀
19. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting dirty? A “dough-dgy.” 👷‍♂️
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting scared? A “dough-coward.” 👻

Empanadaemic Proportions: The Spread of Laughter

1. Don’t PAN-ic, but this pun-demic is spreading like wildfire. 🔥
2. I’m dough-ing everything I can to contain the laughter. 🤭
3. These puns are like an empanada-zy. 😷
4. The spread of laughter is going at warp SPEED! Warp empanada-na. 🚀
5. What do you call a group of empanadas that tell bad jokes? A dad joke doughzen. 👨‍🍳
6. I’m stuffed with puns, but don’t worry, I won’t leave you feeling empanada-tied. 🤝
7. Hold on tight, because this punny rampage is about to go ROLLING in the dough! 💸
8. I’ve got so many empanada jokes, I’m starting to feel like a pun-dente. 🔎
9. Laughter is the best medicine, and these puns are the perfect prescription. ⚕️
10. Why did the empanada get lost? Because it didn’t know its dough-rection! 🧭
11. How do you make an empanada sing? You give it a dough-re-mi. 🎶
12. What’s the difference between a good empanada and a bad empanada? About 10 puns! 📊
13. I couldn’t stop laughing at these puns. I was in a filling mood all day long! 🌯
14. These puns are so cheesy, I’m starting to grate on my nerves. 🧀
15. Why did the empanada go to the doctor? It had a filling problem! 🤕
16. What do you call an empanada that’s been in the oven too long? A crisp-anada! 🔥
17. Why did the empanada get a job as a model? Because it was a dough-lish creation! 📸
18. I’m throwing a pun party. Empanadas are a must-have, or else it would be a total dough-ster! 🗑️
19. I love empanadas so much, I would eat them even if they were filled with puns. 🥟
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always telling jokes? A pun-tastic empanada! 🤓

Empanada-monium: A State of Pure Pun-ishment

1. Why did the empanada get lost? Because it didn’t dough where it was going!
2. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a flour cause!
3. Why did the empanada join the orchestra? Because it had a dough-re-mi!
4. What do you get when you cross an empanada with a musician? A dough-nut of a pianist! 🎧
5. Why are empanadas so popular? Because they’re the dough-lightful choice!
6. What do you call an empanada that’s always on the go? A take-out dough!
7. Why did the empanada go to the doctor? Because it had a savory filling!
8. What do you call an empanada that’s full of surprises? An adventure in a dough!
9. Why are empanadas so good? Because they’re the dough-minator of deliciousness!
10. What do you call an empanada that’s always in the spotlight? A dough-licious star! 🌟
11. Why did the empanada win the award? Because it was a dough-nut of a winner!
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always making jokes? A pun-filled dough!
13. Why did the empanada get a promotion? Because it was a dough-fficult worker!
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always up for a good time? A party in a dough! 🕺
15. Why did the empanada go to the gym? Because it wanted to get its dough-nuts toned! 💪
16. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into mischief? A trouble-maker in a dough! 😈
17. Why did the empanada get a new job? Because it was tired of being a dough-nothing!
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always singing? A dough-re-mi-fa-sol-la-ti-dough! 🎶
19. Why are empanadas so good at math? Because they can multiply dough!
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always on vacation? A dough-far-away! 🏝️

Empanadaverse: A Parallel Reality Where Puns Reign Supreme

1. Why did the empanada cross the road? To get to the other sauce.
2. What do you call an empanada filled with happiness? A pun-tastic pastry.
3. Why are empanadas so good at telling jokes? Because they’re filled with laughter.
4. What do you get when you combine an empanada and a joke? A pun-derful treat.
5. Why did the empanada get a speeding ticket? For going over the boil limit.
6. What do you call an empanada that’s always late? A procrastin-餡-ation.
7. Why are empanadas so good at charades? Because they can act out a perfect dough.
8. What do you call an empanada that’s always making wise cracks? A pun-Dough.
9. Why did the empanada go to the doctor? Because it was feeling flaky.
10. What do you get when you cross an empanada with a comedian? A joke that’s hard to swallow.
11. Why are empanadas so good at hiding secrets? Because they keep them under wraps.
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A pun-deroamed pastry.
13. Why are empanadas so good at math? Because they can divide their fillings evenly.
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always singing? A pun-tastic performer.
15. Why are empanadas so good at playing hide-and-seek? Because they’re easy to dough in. 🥟
16. What do you call an empanada with a dry sense of humor? A pun-derstatement.
17. Why are empanadas so good at making presentations? Because they’re always well-prepared.
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A pun-ishment pastry.
19. Why are empanadas so good at surfing? Because they can hang ten. 🏄
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always making excuses? A pun-derful procrastinator.

Empanda-licious: The Sweet Side of Puns

1. What do you call a pun that’s too sweet? A sugar-coated quip!
2. Why did the pastry chef get a standing ovation? Because they made an empanada-zing!
3. What do you call a pastry that’s full of holes but still satisfies? A pun-derful treat! 🥟
4. Why did the fortune cookie get a cavity? Because it was filled with sweet puns! 🥠
5. What do you call a joke that’s as sweet as honey? A pun-derful confection!
6. Why did the pastry chef get lost in the library? Because they were looking for the “pun” section!
7. What do you call a pastry that’s always in a good mood? A pun-tastic delight!
8. Why did the empanada get a sunburn? Because it was out in the “sun-day!” ☀️
9. What do you call a pastry that’s always dressed to impress? A pun-derful fashionista!
10. Why did the pastry chef get a speeding ticket? Because they were caught driving a pun-mobile! 🚓
11. What do you call a pastry that’s always making you laugh? A pun-derful jester!
12. Why did the empanada get a job as a detective? Because it was always “dough-ing” the right thing!
13. What do you call a pastry that’s always on time? A pun-ctual treat! ⏰
14. Why did the pastry chef get arrested? Because they were “crust-ing” the law! 👮
15. What do you call a pastry that’s always in a hurry? A pun-derful express!
16. Why did the pastry chef only order one glass of water? Because they didn’t want to “wheat” their limit! 💦
17. What do you call a pastry that’s always telling jokes? A pun-derful comedian!
18. Why did the pastry chef get a standing ovation? Because they made a pun-derful masterpiece! 👏
19. What do you call a pastry that’s always getting into trouble? A pun-derful prankster!
20. Why did the pastry chef get a promotion? Because they were always “rising” to the occasion! 📈

Empanada-pun-do: The Art of Pun-Crafting

1. What do you call an empanada that’s always late? ⌛️ Tor-tardy-a
2. Why did the empanada go to the library? 📖 To check out the meat-loaf section
3. What do you get when you cross an empanada with a vampire?🧛‍♂️ Bat-filled empanada
4. What do you call an empanada filled with sour cream? 🍋Crema-da
5. Why is an empanada like a good joke? 😂 Because it always gets a dough-mpy laugh
6. What do you call an empanada that’s always in the kitchen? 🏠 A home-made empanada
7. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? 🌎 An empanada-matic compass
8. What do you call an empanada that’s always interrupting? 🗣️An empanada-copter
9. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? 👮‍♂️ A dough-licious bandit
10. What do you call an empanada that’s always sleeping? 😴 A slumber-dough-za
11. What do you call an empanada that’s always dancing?💃🕺 A salsa-bration empanada
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always telling stories? 🗣️ A dough-mic empanada
13. What do you call an empanada that’s always making music? 🎶 A dough-re-mi empanada
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always painting? 🖌️ A dough-Vinci empanada
15. What do you call an empanada that’s always teaching? 📚 A dough-ctor empanada
16. What do you call an empanada that’s always playing sports? ⚽️ A dough-ball empanada
17. What do you call an empanada that’s always winning awards? 🏆 A dough-licious trophy empanada
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always wearing a hat?🎩 A dough-nut empanada
19. What do you call an empanada that’s always taking photos? 📸 A dough-cumentary empanada
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting married? 👰‍♀️🤵‍♂️ A dough-licious duo empanada

Empanada-Mania: An Outbreak of Hilarious Quips

1. What do you get when you cross a bee with a pastry? An empanada-buzz
2. Why did the empanada blush? Because it was filled with saucy jokes 🌶
3. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A wandering empanada
4. What do you get when you combine an empanada with a choir? A dough-re-mi
5. Why did the empanada go to the gym? To get its dough-bies toned
6. What do you call an empanada that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-dried empanada
7. Why did the empanada cross the road? To get to the other side…of your mouth 😋
8. What do you call an empanada with a big ego? A puffed-up empanada
9. What do you call an empanada that’s always in trouble? A flaky empanada
10. What do you get when you put an empanada in a blender? A dough-nado
11. Why don’t empanadas like to play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always found in the kitchen
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always on time? A punctual empanada
13. What do you call an empanada that’s always making you laugh? A pun-tastic empanada
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A dough-licious delinquent
15. What do you call an empanada that’s always making you cry? A tear-jerking empanada
16. What do you call an empanada that’s always making you laugh and cry at the same time? A dough-ble-dutch empanada
17. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into fights? A feisty empanada 🥊
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A forgetful empanada
19. What do you call an empanada that’s always making you hungry? A mouth-watering empanada
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always making you sleepy? A tired empanada 🥱

Empanada-mus Maximus: The Greatest Pun of All Time

1. What do you call an empanada that’s really good? Empanada-mus Maximus.
2. What kind of music do empanadas like? Rap.
3. What do you get when you cross an empanada with a Roman emperor? Empanada-mus Maximus.
4. Why did the empanada go to the doctor? It was feeling stuffed.
5. What do you call an empanada that’s always in a good mood? Empanada-mus Maximus. 😁
6. What do you get when you combine an empanada and a math problem? 🥧 + = 😊
7. Why did the empanada cross the road? To get to the other side of the plate.
8. What do you call an empanada that’s always on time? An empanada-mus Maximus.
9. What’s the best way to eat an empanada? With your mouth.
10. How do you make an empanada-mus Maximus? With a lot of dough.
11. What’s the difference between an empanada and a burrito? An empanada is a pastry, while a burrito is a tortilla.
12. What do you call an empanada that’s made with cheese? A cheesy empanada.
13. What do you call an empanada that’s made with ground beef? A beefy empanada.
14. What do you call an empanada that’s made with spinach? A spinach empanada.
15. What do you call an empanada that’s made with ham and cheese? A ham and cheese empanada.
16. What do you call an empanada that’s made with chicken? A chicken empanada.
17. What do you call an empanada that’s made with shrimp? A shrimp empanada.
18. What do you call an empanada that’s made with fish? A fish empanada.
19. What do you call an empanada that’s made with vegetables? A vegetable empanada.
20. What do you call an empanada that’s made with fruit? A fruit empanada.

Empanada-la: A Musical Symphony of Puns

1. I’ve got an empanada-zing personality.
2. What do you call an empanada that’s always happy? An empanada-licious.
3. Why did the empanada cross the road? To get to the other fry-de!
4. What do you call an empanada that’s always on the go? An empanada-gogo.
5. What do you call an empanada that’s always late? An empanada-procrastinator. 🌯
6. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? An empanada-venturer.
7. What do you call an empanada that’s always making everyone laugh? An empanada-comedian.
8. What do you call an empanada that’s always singing? An empanada-diva. 🎤
9. What do you call an empanada that’s always up for a party? An empanada-reveler.
10. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to one-up you? An empanada-show-off.
11. What do you call an empanada that’s always falling apart? An empanada-tragedy.
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? An empanada-wanderer.
13. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into arguments? An empanada-debater.
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to be the center of attention? An empanada-drama-queen. 🎭
15. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to make everyone else feel bad? An empanada-bully.
16. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to take over the world? An empanada-dictator.
17. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to get rich quick? An empanada-schemer.
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to be the smartest one in the room? An empanada-know-it-all.
19. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to be the funniest one in the room? An empanada-clown. 🤡
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always trying to be the most popular one in the room? An empanada-popularity-contestant.

Empanada-rama: A Non-Stop Pun-fest

1. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel filling!
2. Why did the empanada cross the road? To get to the other dough!
3. What do you call an empanada that’s always on the go? A nomad! 😁
4. What do you call an empanada that’s always making jokes? A pun-filled pastry!
5. What do you call an empanada that’s always late? A pro-crastin-ation!
6. What do you call an empanada that’s always in a good mood? A happy turnover! 😊
7. What do you call an empanada that’s always stressed out? A stuffed strudel!
8. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A dough-zy traveler!
9. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into fights? A beefy brawler!
10. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into accidents? A pastry victim!
11. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting sick? A sick dough! 🤒
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting stolen? A dough-napped pastry!
13. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting dirty? A dough-bag!
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A dough-gone adventure!
15. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting scared? A pastry-fied pussycat! 😺
16. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a dough!
17. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into accidents? A dough-head!
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting sick? A dough-sickle! 😷
19. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting stolen? A dough-napper!
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A dough-gone adventure!

Empanada-thon: A Marathon of Pun-tastic Performances

1. What do you call a pun-derful marathon? An Empanada-thon!
2. Why did the empanada cross the road? To get to the other pastry!
3. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A dough-ble agent! 🥐
4. Why did the empanada get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast for its own dough!
5. What do you call an empanada that’s always late? A dough-lay!
6. Why did the empanada join the gym? To get a better crust!
7. What do you call an empanada that’s always bragging? A hot air pastry!
8. Why didn’t the empanada want to race its friends? Because it didn’t want to be out-done!
9. What do you call an empanada that’s always in a good mood? A happy patty! 😊
10. Why did the empanada get lost? Because it took a wrong turn at the dough-light!
11. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into fights? A dough-fighter! 💪
12. Why did the empanada get a sunburn? Because it was out in the dough-sun for too long!
13. What do you call an empanada that’s always making you laugh? A dough-jokey!
14. Why did the empanada refuse to go to the doctor? Because it didn’t want to get its dough checked!
15. What do you call an empanada that’s always saving the day? A dough-hero!
16. Why did the empanada get fired from its job? Because it was dough-ing nothing!
17. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A dough-fus!
18. Why did the empanada get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be a dough-man!
19. What do you call an empanada that’s always telling jokes? A dough-comedian!
20. Why did the empanada go to the bank? To make a dough-posit! 💵

Empanada-geddon: The End of All Seriousness

1. What do you call an empanada that’s been in a fight? A pug-anada!
2. Why did the empanada cross the road? To get to the other fry-er!
3. What do you call an empanada that’s always on time? A punctual empanada!
4. Why did the empanada go to the doctor? It was stuffed!
5. What do you call an empanada that’s always in trouble? A delin-quempanada!
6. What do you call an empanada that’s always happy? A contented empanada! 🍪
7. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A disoriented empanada!
8. What do you call an empanada that’s always making jokes? A pun-filled empanada!
9. What do you call an empanada that’s always singing? A musical empanada!
10. What do you call an empanada that’s always dancing? A cha-cha-nada! 🕺
11. What do you call an empanada that’s always bragging? A proud empanada!
12. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A mischievous empanada! 🍕
13. What do you call an empanada that’s always sleeping? A sleepy empanada! 💤
14. What do you call an empanada that’s always eating? A hungry empanada!
15. What do you call an empanada that’s always crying? A sad empanada! 😭
16. What do you call an empanada that’s always laughing? A happy empanada! 😊
17. What do you call an empanada that’s always making fun of others? A mean empanada! 🤔
18. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting lost? A clueless empanada!
19. What do you call an empanada that’s always getting into trouble? A delinquent empanada!
20. What do you call an empanada that’s always taking things apart? A curious empanada! ❓

Empanada-mix: A Medley of Pun-derful Surprises

1. I’m an Empanada-enthusiast, I’m empana-da-best!
2. What do you get when you cross an Empanada with a crossword puzzle? Empanada-gram!
3. I’m on an Empanada-diet. I’ve lost a few pounds…of fillings!
4. Why did the Empanada cross the road? To get to the other fry-side!
5. What do you call a lazy Empanada? A dough-boy!
6. What do you get when you mix an Empanada with a smartphone? An empanada-phone!
7. Why was the Empanada so sad? Because it had a hole-y fillings! 🥮
8. What do you call an Empanada made with only cheese? A nacho-amado!
9. Why did the Empanada get a Swiss passport? Because it was full of holes!
10. What do you call an Empanada that’s always in a good mood? A happy-ada! 🎉
11. Why did the Empanada go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crusty!
12. What do you call an Empanada that’s always late? A mañana-da!
13. Why did the Empanada get arrested? For dough-mestic violence!
14. What do you call an Empanada that’s always in a hurry? A rush-ada!
15. Why did the Empanada join a band? Because it wanted to be a dough-boy!
16. What do you call an Empanada that’s always getting lost? A maze-ada!
17. Why did the Empanada get a new coat? Because it was feeling flaky!
18. What do you call an Empanada that’s always sleeping? A snooze-ada!
19. Why did the Empanada get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be a dough-cor!
20. What do you call an Empanada that’s always running away? A fleea-da!

Empanada-monium Strikes Back: The Revenge of the Puns

1. Resistance is futile – you can’t dough away with these puns! 🍞😂
2. I taco ’bout funny puns all the thyme! 🌮🌿
3. I love puns so matcha! 💚🍵
4. I’m all a-dough with these puns! 🍩
5. I’m on a roll with these puns! 🍣
6. Don’t be a pizza-bore, join the pun-der party! 🍕
7. These puns are so egg-cellent, they’ll crack you up! 🍳
8. I’ve got a pun for every “pasta”-bility! 🍝
9. I’m hummus-ing along with these puns! 🧆
10. Let’s get the ball rolling with these puns! ⚽️
11. Don’t be “pho” of these puns, they’re all pho-nomenal! 🍜
12. I’m “Nacho” average pun-slinger! 🥑
13. I’m “queso” crazy about these puns! 🧀
14. These puns are so “churro” good, they’ll make you churro for more! churro
15. Don’t “sushi” away these puns, they’re a soy-licious treat! 🍣
16. I’m “pasta” positive you’ll love these puns! 🍝
17. I’m “burrito” my love of puns with you! 🌯
18. These puns are so “falafel”ous, they’ll hummus you up! 🥙
19. I’m “eggs”cited to share these puns with you! 🍳
20. I’m “pawsitive” you’ll enjoy these puns! 🐾