128+ Earth Science Puns That Will Rock Your Core!

Welcome, fellow explorers of the Earth’s comedic wonders! Get ready to embark on a subterranean journey of geological humor, where the Earth’s secrets are revealed through a prism of puns. Join me as we traverse the fault lines of laughter, drift across continents of comedy, and delve into the metamorphic depths of wordplay.From the celestial heights of ‘The Fault in Our Stars’ to the sizzling depths of ‘Volcanic Humor,’ this Earth science pun extravaganza will leave you in stitches. We’ll uncover the ‘Fossil Fools’ of geological humor, explore the ‘Metamorphic Shenanigans’ that transform puns, and dive into ‘Hydro-Logical Humor’ for a splash of aqueous wit.Prepare yourself for ‘Weather or Not You Laugh’ as we tickle your funny bone with climate-control comedy. We’ll unearth the ‘Good, the Bad, and the Crusty’ puns from the Earth’s layers, and unravel the ‘Element-ary Puns’ that blend chemistry and humor in the Earth’s embrace.Don’t forget your ‘Magma-tized by Jokes’ helmet as we venture to the heart of the Earth’s humor. We’ll experience ‘Seismic Quips’ that shake the foundations of laughter, and uncover the ‘Pangaea’s Supercontinent of Puns.’So, buckle up, my fellow humor-seeking geologists, and let us ‘Unveil the Earth’s Funny Bone: Puns from Core to Crust.’ Together, we’ll unearth a treasure trove of geological wordplay that will leave you laughing at the very core of our planet’s existence!

The Fault in Our Stars: A Geologic Tale

  1. Why did the geologist get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t know where his fault line was!
  2. What do you call a rock that can’t stop talking? A fault-mouthed stone!
  3. Why did the earthquake get arrested? For causing a fault!
  4. What do you call a geologist who loves to party? A seismic shaker!
  5. Why did the geologist get a new car? Because his old one had too many faults!
  6. What do you call a geologist who’s always late? A fault-tolerant system! ๐Ÿคจ
  7. Why did the geologist get a cold? Because they were too close to the fault line! ๐Ÿค’
  8. What do you call a geologist who loves to dance? A fault-stepper! ๐Ÿ’ƒ
  9. Why did the geologist cross the road? To get to the other fault!
  10. What do you call a geologist who’s always making mistakes? A fault-finder!
  11. Why did the geologist get kicked out of the bar? Because he was causing a fault!
  12. What do you call a geologist who’s always bragging? A fault-ful thinker! ๐Ÿ™„
  13. Why did the geologist get lost in the woods? Because he didn’t have a fault map! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
  14. What do you call a geologist who’s always arguing? A fault-y debater!
  15. Why did the geologist get a new pair of shoes? Because his old ones were too fault-y! ๐Ÿ‘€
  16. What do you call a geologist who’s always on the lookout for new faults? A fault-finder! ๐Ÿ”Ž
  17. Why did the geologist get a new job? Because he was tired of being fault-y! ๐Ÿ‘ท
  18. What do you call a geologist who’s always taking risks? A fault-tolerant adventurer! ๐Ÿง—
  19. Why did the geologist get a new tattoo? Because he wanted to show off his fault-y pride! ๐Ÿ’ช
  20. What do you call a geologist who’s always in a bad mood? A fault-y complainer! ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

Plate Tectonics: A Continental Drift of Humor

  1. Why did the tectonic plates move apart? Because they were in a continental drift.
  2. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always breaking up? A fault line.
  3. Why are tectonic plates so good at playing hide-and-seek? Because they’re always drifting apart.
  4. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always getting into trouble? A subduction zone.
  5. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always moving? A travel plate.
  6. Why did the tectonic plate get lost? Because it didn’t have a map.
  7. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always quarreling? A fault.
  8. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always making noise? ๐ŸŒ‹A rumble zone.
  9. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always making puns? A plate humor.
  10. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always breaking apart? A fault line.
  11. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always getting into trouble? A subduction zone.
  12. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always moving? A travel plate.
  13. Why did the tectonic plate get lost? Because it didn’t have a map.
  14. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always quarreling? A fault.
  15. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always making noise? ๐ŸŒ‹A rumble zone.
  16. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always making puns? A plate humor.
  17. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always breaking apart? A fault line.
  18. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always getting into trouble? A subduction zone.
  19. What do you call a tectonic plate that’s always moving? A travel plate.
  20. Why did the tectonic plate get lost? Because it didn’t have a map.

Earth Sciences’ Rocky Road to Puns

  1. What do you call a rock that can’t swim? A sinker!
  2. Why don’t geologists make good poker players? Because they always have a rock on their face.
  3. What do you call a rock that thinks it’s a potato? A carbo-rock-hydrate!
  4. Geologist: “This rock is as hard as a diamond…” Other geologist: “Don’t be so hard on it!”
  5. Why did the geologist get lost on his way to the quarry? Because he took the wrong schist!
  6. What do you call a geologist who’s always late? The fossil behind!
  7. Geologist 1: “I found a fossil of a mosquito!” Geologist 2: “That’s no big fossil.”
  8. What do you call a rock that’s always getting into trouble? A gravel felon.
  9. Geologist: “I’m studying the history of rocks.” Friend: “That’s so gneiss!”
  10. What do you call a rock that’s always changing? A metamorphic rock.
  11. Geologist 1: “I’m going to name this rock after my wife.” Geologist 2: “Why’s that?” Geologist 1: “Because it’s a real pain in the gneiss!”
  12. What do you call a geologist who’s always broke? A penny-less millionaire.
  13. Geologist: “I’m looking for the oldest rock in the world.” Friend: “Well, I found one that’s a real gem.”
  14. What do you call a geologist who’s always arguing? A schist-y lawyer.
  15. Geologist: “I’m going to name this rock after myself.” Friend: “Why’s that?” Geologist: “Because it’s a real pain in the basalt.”
  16. Geologist: “I’m studying the effects of erosion.” Friend: “That’s a really rocky subject.”
  17. Geologist: “I’m going to name this rock after my dog.” Friend: “Why’s that?” Geologist: “Because it’s a real labra-diorite.”
  18. Geologist: “I’m going to name this rock after my favorite band.” Friend: “Why’s that?” Geologist: “Because it’s a real rock-and-roll!”
  19. Geologist: “I’m going to name this rock after my favorite food.” Friend: “Why’s that?” Geologist: “Because it’s a real gneiss pizza!”
  20. Geologist: “I’m going to name this rock after my favorite movie.” Friend: “Why’s that?” Geologist: “Because it’s a real Jurassic Park!”
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Volcanic Humor: It’s Lava-ble!

  1. What do you get when you cross an Italian with a volcanic eruption? Lava-roni!
  2. Why did the volcano get a speeding ticket? Because it was driving under the influence.
  3. What do you call a volcano that’s always late? Lava-tard!๐ŸŒ‹
  4. Why did the geologist marry a volcanologist? Because they were lava-ble to resist each other.
  5. What do you get when you combine a volcano with a yoga teacher? Lava-sanas.
  6. Why did the volcano get a job at the zoo? To work with the lavas!
  7. What do you call a volcano that’s constantly growing? A heaping-volcano!
  8. Why did the volcano go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little lava-down.
  9. What do you call a volcano that’s always hungry? A pizza-vore!
  10. Why did the volcano get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see over the trees.
  11. What do you get when you cross a volcano with a pirate? A lava-teering buccaneer!
  12. Why did the volcano need a new wardrobe? Because it was lava-ble.
  13. What do you call a volcano that’s always on time? A clock-anoo!
  14. Why did the volcano get a job as a chef? Because it was a lava-ble to whip up a mean meal.
  15. What do you call a volcano that’s always complaining? A whiny-cano.
  16. Why did the volcano go to the therapist? Because it was feeling a little down-in-the-dumps.
  17. What do you call a volcano that’s always on vacation? A lava-day!
  18. Why did the volcano decide to go into politics? Because it wanted to represent the people who were lava-ble.
  19. What do you get when you cross a volcano with a hipster? A lava-cado toast.
  20. Why did the volcano go to the hair salon? Because it wanted to get a lava-ble.

Fossil Fools: The History of Puns in Geology

  1. What do you call a geologist who can’t find their way out of a cave? A lost fossil!
  2. Why did the geologist get lost? Because he took a wrong turn at the “gneiss” corner!
  3. What do you call a geologist who’s always digging for gold? A “prospector”!
  4. Why are geologists so good at telling jokes? Because they have a “rock” solid sense of humor!
  5. What do you call a geologist who’s always bragging about their job? A “boulder”!
  6. Why did the geologist get fired? Because he couldn’t “fault”! ๐Ÿคฃ
  7. What do you call a geologist who studies dinosaurs? A “dino-mite” expert!
  8. Why are geologists always arguing? Because they can’t “agree” on anything!
  9. What do you call a geologist who’s always late? A “slowpoke”! ๐Ÿข
  10. Why are geologists so good at math? Because they can “calculate” how many rocks it takes to make a mountain!
  11. What do you call a geologist who’s always wearing a hard hat? A “headstrong”!
  12. Why did the geologist quit their job? Because they were “bored” with the work!
  13. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A “rock” star! ๐Ÿค˜
  14. Why did the geologist get a new car? Because their old one was a “wreck”!
  15. What do you call a geologist who’s always complaining about their job? A “whiny” geologist!
  16. Why are geologists so good at making puns? Because they have a “stone” cold sense of humor!
  17. What do you call a geologist who’s always on the go? A “rock” star! ๐ŸŒŸ
  18. Why did the geologist get confused? Because they mistook a “dike” for a “dike”!
  19. What do you call a geologist who studies volcanoes? A “lava” scientist! ๐ŸŒ‹
  20. Why did the geologist get arrested? Because they were “caught” with their hands in the “dirt”!

Metamorphic Shenanigans: Changing Puns for the Better

  1. What do you call a rock that can change its appearance? A metamorphic prankster. ๐Ÿ”ฎ
  2. Why did the geologist get fired? Because he kept making metamorphic rocks. โ›๏ธ
  3. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always laughing? A schist-erious prankster. ๐Ÿชจ
  4. Why are metamorphic rocks so popular? Because they can transform into anything. ๐ŸŒ‹
  5. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always changing its mind? A schisty-faced joker. ๐ŸŽญ
  6. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always getting into trouble? A slate-faced troublemaker. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
  7. Why did the metamorphic rock get a makeover? Because it wanted to be gneiss. ๐Ÿชž
  8. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always trying to make you laugh? A hornblende prankster. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  9. Why did the metamorphic rock get a promotion? Because it was a high-ranking metamorphic. ๐Ÿ“ˆ
  10. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always losing its marbles? A garnet prankster. ๐Ÿƒ
  11. Why did the metamorphic rock get lost? Because it took a schist-terious turn. ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
  12. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always getting into fights? A quartzite troublemaker. โš”๏ธ
  13. Why did the metamorphic rock get a divorce? Because it was schist-y. ๐Ÿ’”
  14. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always making fun of others? A quartz-ite comedienne. ๐ŸŽค
  15. Why did the metamorphic rock get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be gneiss and original. ๐ŸŽจ
  16. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always singing? A schist-erious choir member. ๐ŸŽถ
  17. Why did the metamorphic rock get a PhD? Because it wanted to be a doctor of gneiss. ๐ŸŽ“
  18. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always dancing? A slate-faced disco dancer. ๐Ÿ•บ
  19. Why did the metamorphic rock get a new car? Because it wanted to drive gneiss-ly. ๐Ÿš—
  20. What do you call a metamorphic rock that’s always telling jokes? A schist-y comedian. ๐ŸŽญ

Hydro-Logical Humor: Making a Splash with Water-ful Wordplay

  1. Why did the lazy river get lost? Because it didn’t have the current events.
  2. What do you call a seagull with a French accent? A baguette gull. ๐Ÿ˜
  3. Why did the ocean get arrested? For being salty.
  4. What do you get when you cross a fish with a musician? A school of rock.
  5. Why did the scuba diver run out of breath? Because he didn’t have any buoy-ancy.
  6. What do you call a wet witch? A tide-dyed witch.
  7. Why did the boat go to the doctor? It had a hole in the hull.
  8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  9. Why did the water jump into the ocean? Because it couldn’t wait to dive in. ๐ŸŒŠ
  10. What do you call a thunderstorm with bad aim? Wet and windy.
  11. Why did the iceberg get a sunburn? Because it forgot to wear its UV-ice.
  12. What do you call a water balloon fight between two celebrities? A H2O-lebrity match.
  13. Why did the puddle get nervous? Because it saw a stormy forecast.
  14. What do you call a group of ducks swimming in the wrong direction? A quackstravaganza.
  15. Why did the water bottle get a big head? Because it was full of itself.
  16. What do you call a lazy wave? A slack tide.
  17. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw its reel.
  18. What do you call a fish that lives in a castle? A halibut-at!
  19. How do you make water tense? You add hydrogen.
  20. Why did the river run away from the mountain? Because it was afraid of the rock slide.
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Weather or Not You Laugh: Climate-Control Comedy

  1. What kind of weather do you get when April fools March? A little April showers.
  2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. โ˜”๏ธ
  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  4. How do trees get on the internet? They log in. ๐ŸŒป
  5. What do you call a boomerang that wonโ€™t come back? A stick.
  6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ
  7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. ๐Ÿฆ˜
  10. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey. ๐Ÿ
  11. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ 
  13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  15. What do you call a boomerang that wonโ€™t come back? A stick.
  16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind. ๐ŸŸ
  17. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
  18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  19. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. ๐Ÿฆ˜
  20. Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey. ๐Ÿ

The Good, the Bad, and the Crusty: Puns from the Earth’s Layers

  1. What do you call a crusty old geologist? A paleo-crustacean!
  2. Why did the Earth’s crust get a cavity? Because it ate too much ore-os!
  3. What do you call a lazy layer of rock? A slacktivist.
  4. What’s the difference between a mantle and a tortilla? One’s on the inside, and the other’s on the outside!
  5. Why couldn’t the core of the Earth stay in school? Because it kept getting to the center of the class.
  6. What did the Earth’s mantle say to the crust? “Don’t be so surface-level!”
  7. Why did the core of the Earth become a chef? Because it was always in the heat of the moment.
  8. What do you call a layer of rock that’s always wet? A dampener.
  9. Why did the outer core of the Earth get a speeding ticket? Because it was traveling at the speed of light.
  10. What do you call a rock that’s always in time? A min-eral.
  11. Why did the Earth’s crust get into a fight with the mantle? Because it kept shoving its plates. ๐Ÿœ
  12. What’s the Earth’s crust’s favorite movie? Plate Tectonics.
  13. Why did the Earth’s mantle get jealous of the crust? Because it wanted to be the surface-level.
  14. Why is the Earth’s core so hot? Because it’s constantly burning with passion for the mantle. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  15. What do you call a rock that’s always hiding? A gneiss.
  16. Why did the Earth’s crust become a suspect in a crime? Because it was always on the surface.
  17. What do you call a layer of rock that’s always cracking jokes? A pun-stone.
  18. Why is the Earth’s core so well-dressed? Because it’s always wearing a molten jacket.
  19. Why did the Earth’s crust get a makeover? Because it wanted to show off its new plates.
  20. What do you call a rock that’s always out of breath? A wind-stone.

Element-ary Puns: Chemistry and Humor in the Earth

  1. Why are chemists so good at telling jokes? Because they have all the elements of humor.
  2. What do you call a chemistry student who’s always making bad puns? A periodic table poser.
  3. What do you get when you cross a chemist with a musician? A band with a great sound. ๐Ÿค˜
  4. Why did the electron get lost? Because it couldn’t find its positive.
  5. What do you call a lazy molecule? An ion-couch. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
  6. What did the oxygen say to the potassium? You’re OK.
  7. Where do valence electrons like to hang out? At the electron bar.
  8. How do you make a small fortune in chemistry? Start with a large fortune.
  9. Why did the proton get a job at the restaurant? Because it was positive about its abilities.
  10. What do you call an atom with no electrons? A positive ion.
  11. Why did the sulfur get a job in the jewelry store? Because it was gold at making rings.
  12. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. ๐Ÿ‘‹
  13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
  14. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
  15. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  16. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  19. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
  20. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Magma-tized by Jokes: The Heart of the Earth’s Humor

  1. What do you call a rock that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derdome!
  2. Why did the volcano get a bad report card? Because it was lava-ble!
  3. What do you get when you cross a geologist with a comedian? Magma jokes! ๐ŸŒŽ
  4. Why did the magma get lost in the forest? Because it couldn’t find its lava-way!
  5. What do you call a rock that’s always cracking jokes? A geolo-jest! ๐ŸŒ‹
  6. What do you call a piece of magma that’s always late? Lava-straggler!
  7. Why did the volcano get a cold? Because it was lava-sick!
  8. What do you call a lava joke that’s so good, it’ll make you erupt with laughter? A magma-sterpiece!
  9. What do you call a volcano that’s always telling the truth? An honest-lava!
  10. What do you get when you mix a volcano with a disco? A lava-licious dance party! ๐Ÿชฉ
  11. What do you call a volcano that’s always ready to tell a joke? A magma-mentalist!
  12. Why did the volcano cross the road? To get to the other magma!
  13. What do you call a volcano that’s always breaking the rules? A magma-law!
  14. Why did the volcano get a speeding ticket? Because it was driving lava-lane!
  15. What do you call a volcano that’s always angry? A magma-temper!
  16. What do you get when you cross a volcano with a computer? A magma-byte!
  17. Why did the volcano go to the doctor? Because it had a magma-tummyache!
  18. What do you call a volcano that’s always taking selfies? A magma-narcissist! ๐Ÿคณ
  19. What do you call a volcano that’s always getting into trouble? A magma-rascal!
  20. What do you call a volcano that’s always eating? A magma-vore!
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Seismic Quips: Shaking Up the Earth with Puns

  1. Why don’t tectonic plates get along? They’re always fault-finders.
  2. What do you call an earthquake that’s always late? A seis-mic delay. Richter Scale has a split personality
  3. Why did the seismologist get a new job? To shake things up.
  4. What do you call a seismic wave that’s always in a hurry? A dashfault.
  5. What do you call a geologist who’s always cracking jokes? A rock comic.
  6. What do you call a fault that’s always laughing? A fault-finder.
  7. What’s the difference between a seismologist and a geologist? A seismologist studies earthquakes, while a geologist studies earth-quakes.
  8. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting lost? A fault-finder.
  9. What do you call a seismologist who’s always broke? A fault-finder.
  10. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  11. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  12. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  13. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  14. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  15. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  16. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  17. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  18. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  19. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.
  20. What do you call a geologist who’s always getting into trouble? A fault-finder.

Pangaea’s Supercontinent of Puns

  1. What do you call a continent that’s always hungry? Pangaea-vore!
  2. Why did the Pangaea break up? Because it was too crusty! ๐ŸŒŽ
  3. What did one piece of land say to the other? We’re not just continents, we’re subcontinentals!
  4. What do you call a continent that can’t make up its mind? Pangaea and Schizea!
  5. Why did Pangaea go to the doctor? Because it had a splitting headache! ๐Ÿค•
  6. What do you call a continent with a bad attitude? Grrr-Pangaea!
  7. Why did Pangaea get lost? Because it didn’t have a map! ๐Ÿ—บ
  8. What did Pangaea say when it saw the new world? It’s a whole other continent!
  9. Why did Pangaea join a choir? Because it had a rocky voice! ๐ŸŽค
  10. What do you call a continent that’s always on the move? Pangaea-noma! ๐Ÿงณ
  11. Why did Pangaea get a speeding ticket? Because it was driving too fast through the ocean! ๐Ÿš”
  12. What do you call a continent that’s always in a good mood? Pangaea-phoria! ๐Ÿ˜
  13. Why did Pangaea go to the dentist? Because it had a cavity! ๐Ÿฆท
  14. What do you call a continent that’s always getting into trouble? Pangaea-naughtiness! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
  15. Why did Pangaea get a divorce? Because it was having a continental drift! ๐Ÿ’”
  16. What do you call a continent that’s always telling jokes? Pangaea-humorus! ๐Ÿ˜†
  17. Why did Pangaea get a haircut? Because it wanted to look sharp! โœ‚๏ธ
  18. What do you call a continent that’s always on time? Pangaea-ctual! โฐ
  19. Why did Pangaea get a sunburn? Because it was on fire! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  20. What do you call a continent that’s always getting lost? Pangaea-nesia! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ

Unveiling the Earth’s Funny Bone: Puns from Core to Crust

  1. What do you call a dinosaur that is always tired? A saur-sore-us.
  2. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox.
  3. Why did the rock band break up? Because they were too heavy.
  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  5. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  6. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
  7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. โ›„
  8. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  10. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
  11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  13. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
  14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick ๐Ÿ˜‚
  15. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
  16. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
  18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  20. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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