130+ Food Christmas Puns to Spice Up Your Holiday Cheer!

Deck the halls with boughs of holly and your blog with these food-tastic Christmas puns! Tis the season for festive feasts and corny jokes, so whether you’re hosting a holiday party or just looking to spread some cheer, these puns are sure to have you sleigh-ing it.From Santa’s Appetizers to Frosty the Snowcone, these puns are a merry mix of groan-inducing classics and original creations. So, grab a candy cane, curl up by the fire, and let your inner punster shine bright like a Christmas star!

What do you call Santa’s helpers who serve food?

  1. Elfish waiters
  2. Santa’s snack squad
  3. Holly jolly servers
  4. Polar bear-istas ❄️
  5. Gingerbread baristas ☕
  6. Reindeer room service
  7. “Ho ho ho”-spitality staff
  8. Sleigh-side sommeliers 🍷
  9. Yuletide yummies distributors
  10. Festive food ferriers
  11. North Pole nibble navigators 🐾
  12. Holiday hors d’oeuvre helpers
  13. Sugarplum sweet servers
  14. Peppermint patty providers 🍬
  15. Eggnog egg-cellent servers 🥚
  16. Marshmallow masterminds 🍦
  17. Candy cane confectioners
  18. Cookie-cutter caterers
  19. “Sugar and spice”-y servers
  20. Yuletide yum-yum butlers

Santa’s Appetitizers

  1. What do you call Santa’s favorite appetizer? Claus-cuterie
  2. Why did the gingerbread man get arrested? For not wearing pants!
  3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman
  4. Why did the elf get a job at the North Pole? Because he was a good snow-cializer
  5. What do you call a reindeer with baggy pants? A santa-pants!
  6. Why did Santa get a parking ticket? For leaving his sleigh in a snow parking zone
  7. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-law-man
  8. Why did the gingerbread man run away from the witch? Because she was after his cookie!
  9. What do you call a candy cane that’s too short? A mini-cane
  10. Why did Santa put a lock on his chimney? To keep out the chimney sweeps!
  11. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A chills-icle
  12. Why did the snowman get a job as a crossing guard? To stop traffic-jams
  13. What do you call a snowman with a hat? A snow-man-of-war
  14. Why did the North Pole get locked down? Because Santa had a pole-mic
  15. What do you call a snowman that can’t stand up? A puddle
  16. Why did the elf get lost in the snow? Because he didn’t have snow-how!
  17. What do you call a snowman that makes you laugh? A snow-comedian
  18. Why did Santa get a divorce? Because his wife was Claus-trophobic
  19. What do you call a snowman that can’t remember anything? A snow-mentia
  20. Why did the snowman get a speeding ticket? For going over the snow-limit

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

  1. An abdominal snowman
  2. A snow dude with a core
  3. A six-packed snowman
  4. A snow-fit snowman 💪
  5. A chilly six-pack
  6. A frosty six-pack ❄️
  7. A sub-zero six-pack
  8. A cold six-pack
  9. A snowy six-pack
  10. A slushy six-pack
  11. A sculpted six-pack
  12. A wintry six-pack ❄️
  13. A glacial six-pack ☃️
  14. A muscular snowman
  15. A ripped snowman
  16. A buff snowman 💪
  17. A shredded snowman
  18. A snowman with a six-appeal
  19. A snowman with abs of steel
  20. A snowman with a rock-hard body

An abdominal snowman

  1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  2. Why did the snowman get a new belt? To hold his slushy pants up.
  3. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor? A snow-cone-ian.
  4. Why did the snowman get a promotion? Because he was head and shoulders above the competition.
  5. What do you call a snowman who’s too lazy to build a body? A snow-cap. ❄️
  6. Why did the snowman join a gym? To get a six-pack.
  7. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? Brrr-nold. 🥶
  8. Why did the snowman get a job as a waiter? Because he was always serving ice cream.
  9. What do you call a snowman who’s always late? A snow-procrastinator.
  10. Why did the snowman have to go to the doctor? Because he had a case of the shivers.
  11. What do you call a snowman who’s always in a good mood? A snow-miler.
  12. Why did the snowman get a new hat? Because his old one was melting.
  13. What do you call a snowman who’s always singing? A snow-caroler. ❄️
  14. Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the other slide.
  15. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting lost? A snow-maze.
  16. Why did the snowman get a manicure? Because he was ready to rake in the snow.
  17. What do you call a snowman who’s always smiling? A snow-grin.
  18. Why did the snowman go to the store? To buy a carrot for his nose. 🥕
  19. What do you call a snowman who’s always tired? A snow-snoozer.
  20. Why did the snowman get a sunburn? Because he was out in the cold too long.
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What do you call a reindeer with no teeth?

  1. A gumdeer
  2. A toothless reindeer
  3. A deer with no incisors 🦌😬
  4. Cervine edentulism
  5. A reindeer with a hole-y smile
  6. Rudolph the Red-Gummed Reindeer 🦌
  7. A reindeer on a fluoride-free diet
  8. A reindeer with a tooth-y problem 😁
  9. A reindeer with an underbite
  10. A reindeer with a missing tooth 🦷
  11. A reindeer with a mouthful of cavities
  12. A reindeer with an open bite 🦌
  13. A reindeer with a “gap-tooth” grin
  14. A reindeer with a “toothless grin” 🦌
  15. A reindeer with a “buck-toothed” smile
  16. A reindeer with a “horse-toothed” grin 🐴🦌
  17. A reindeer with a “beaver-toothed” smile
  18. A reindeer with a “rabbit-toothed” smile 🐰🦌
  19. A reindeer with a “walrus-toothed” smile
  20. A reindeer with a “shark-toothed” smile 🦈🦌

A gumdrop

  1. What do you call a gumdrop that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-dried gumdrop! ☀️
  2. Why did the gumdrop skip school? Because it felt under the weather. 🌡️
  3. What do you call a gumdrop with a degree? A doctor of gumdroppery. 🎓
  4. Why did the gumdrop get lost? Because it didn’t know its way around. 🗺️
  5. What do you call a gumdrop wearing a tuxedo? A dapper drop. ✨
  6. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always on time? A punctual drop. ⏰
  7. What do you call a gumdrop with no arms? A goopy drop. 🤦‍♂️
  8. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always in a good mood? A happy drop. 😃
  9. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always getting into trouble? A mischievous drop. 😈
  10. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always talking? A chatty drop. 💬
  11. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always sleeping? A lazy drop. 😴
  12. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always eating? A hungry drop. 😋
  13. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always playing? A playful drop. 🎮
  14. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always reading? A bookish drop. 📚
  15. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always singing? A musical drop. 🎶
  16. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always dancing? A dancing drop. 💃
  17. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always making jokes? A punny drop. 🤭
  18. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always telling stories? A narrative drop. 📖
  19. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always getting into arguments? A quarrelsome drop. 😤
  20. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always trying to sell you something? A pushy drop. 📣

What do you call a group of elves who love to bake?

  • What do you call a group of elves who love to bake cookies? Sugar ‘n’ spice and everything nice!
  • How do elves keep their bread fresh? With elfin wraps!
  • What do you get when you cross an elf with a gingerbread man? A gingerbread elf! 🎅
  • Why don’t elves like to go on vacations? Because they’re always too busy baking! 🍪
  • What do you call an elf who’s always making puns? A dough-nut! 🍩
  • What’s an elf’s favorite baking ingredient? Flour! Because it’s a dough-licious treat!
  • Why do elves make such good bakers? Because they have a “knead” for it!
  • What do you call an elf who’s always getting into trouble? A mixer-upper!
  • What’s an elf’s favorite type of cake? A Yule log!
  • Why are elves so good at making cookies? Because they have a “sweet” tooth!
  • What do you call an elf who’s always getting lost in the kitchen? A batter-brain!
  • What do you call an elf who’s always taking things apart? A cookie-crumbler!
  • What do you call an elf who’s always singing while he bakes? A merry baker! 🎶
  • Why did the elf get a baking award? Because he was an ex-cellent baker!
  • What do you call an elf who’s always making a mess in the kitchen? A dough-boy!
  • What’s an elf’s favorite baking tool? A whisker whisk!
  • Why don’t elves like to eat store-bought cookies? Because they’re not “homemade” with love!
  • What do you call an elf who always bakes the best cookies? A “star” baker! 🌟

Santa’s Sweet Shop

  1. What do you call a lost candy cane? A sweet-seeking missile.
  2. Why did the gingerbread man go to the bank? To get a “sweet” loan.
  3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  5. What do you call a candy cane that’s always getting lost? A “lost” cane.
  6. Why are candy canes so easy to break? Because they’re made of brittle-mas.
  7. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? A chill-axe.
  8. What do you call a gingerbread man with no legs? A wafer-thin mint.
  9. Why did the candy cane join the Red Cross? To “sweeten the blood supply”.
  10. What do you call a snowman with a gun? A snow-cone-shooter.
  11. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still, a buck!
  12. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting into trouble? A snow-bully.
  13. Why did the snowman get a job at the candy store? To “sugar” coat the situation.
  14. What do you call a snowman who’s always on the go? ❄️ A snow-ranger.
  15. What do you call a snowman who’s always late? A snow-procrastinator.
  16. What do you call a snowman who’s always making puns? A snow-pun-cher.
  17. What do you call a snowman who’s always singing? A snow-karaoke-er.
  18. What do you call a snowman who’s always dancing? A snow-ballerina.
  19. What do you call a snowman who’s always telling jokes? A snow-comedian.
  20. What do you call a snowman who’s always making messes? A snow-stormtrooper.
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What do you call a turkey that’s always late?

  1. A gobble-dy-gook
  2. A tardy gobbler
  3. A delayed drumstick
  4. A late bird 🦃
  5. A procrastinating poult
  6. A hesitant hen
  7. A time-wasting tom
  8. A slow-roasted turkey 🍗
  9. A featherbrained fowl
  10. A running late roaster
  11. A tardy turkey that’s always in the feathers
  12. A procrastinating bird
  13. A behind-schedule bird
  14. A turkey that can’t keep up with the flock
  15. A turkey that’s always Turkey-late
  16. A turkey that’s always behind its time to shine
  17. A turkey that’s never on thyme
  18. A turkey that’s always behind the gravy train
  19. A turkey that’s always on the drumsticks of its time
  20. A turkey that’s always getting the stuffing knocked out of it

A tardy turkey

  1. Why was the turkey late for Thanksgiving dinner? Because he was stuffing himself!
  2. What do you call a turkey that can’t stop telling jokes? A gobbledygook.
  3. Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side and wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
  4. What do you call a turkey that’s always in a hurry? A speed-birdy.
  5. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a pig? A pork-chopin’.
  6. How do turkeys stay warm in the winter? They wear turkey turtlenecks.
  7. What’s the best way to cook a turkey? With a pa-timer.
  8. Why did the turkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was driving in the fowl lane.
  9. What do you call a turkey that’s always late? A tar-turkey.
  10. Why are turkeys so good at telling jokes? Because they always have a drumstick handy.
  11. What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight? A battered bird.
  12. Why did the turkey join a band? Because he wanted to be a bass-turkey.
  13. What do you call a turkey that’s always getting into trouble? A fowl felon.
  14. Why did the turkey get lost? Because he didn’t know which way to gobble. 🦃
  15. What do you call a turkey that’s always bragging about his feathers? A show-off.
  16. Why are turkeys so bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because they’re always gobbling up the clues!
  17. What do you call a turkey that’s always sleeping? A snooze-turkey.
  18. Why did the turkey get arrested? Because he was caught fowl-mouthing the police.
  19. What do you call a turkey that’s always winning? A lucky bird.
  20. Why are turkeys so good at math? Because they can count to twenty-four using their toes!

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into trouble?

  1. A fir-ever delinquent! 🎄
  2. A punny tree that’s always in the “pine” 🤩
  3. A tree with a record of “fir-theft” 🌲
  4. A spruce with an attitude problem 😅
  5. A ho-ho-holly with a rebellious streak 🎄🎅
  6. A fir-bidden fruit 🍎🌲
  7. A tree that’s “branching out” into mischief 🌳
  8. A conifer with a reputation for “needing” a time-out 🌲
  9. A tree that’s always “sprucing” things up 😉
  10. A tree that’s been “pine-ished” one too many times 🌲
  11. A tree with a “fir-y” temper 😡🌲
  12. A tree that’s always “knot” behaving 🌲
  13. A tree that’s always “rooting” for trouble 🌳
  14. A tree that’s always “leaf-ing” people hanging 🍃🌲
  15. A tree that’s always “fir-saken” 🌲
  16. A tree that’s always “tree-ting” people unfairly 🌲
  17. A tree that’s always “bark-ing” up the wrong tree 🐶🌲
  18. A tree that’s always “fir-getting” its manners 🌲
  19. A tree that’s always “fir-tunate” to get away with everything 🍀🌲
  20. A tree that’s always “fir-merly” being a good tree, but has now gone astray 🤦‍♂️🌲

A naughty pine

  1. Why did the pine tree get in trouble? Because it was caught being a little “naughty pine”.
  2. What do you call a pine tree that’s always getting into trouble? A “knotty pine”.
  3. Why did the pine tree get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught “ra-sin” through a red light.
  4. What do you call a pine tree that’s always late? A “tardy pine”.
  5. Why did the pine tree go to the doctor? Because it had a “chest-cone” infection.
  6. What do you call a pine tree that’s always arguing? A “debating pine”.
  7. Why did the pine tree get a haircut? Because it wanted to be a “stylish pine”.
  8. What do you call a pine tree that’s always bragging? A “boastful pine”.
  9. Why did the pine tree get lost? Because it didn’t know which “way the wind blows”. 🌳
  10. What do you call a pine tree that’s always sweating? A “resin-ous pine”.
  11. Why did the pine tree join a band? Because it wanted to “strum” up some tunes. 🎸
  12. What do you call a pine tree that’s always getting into fights? A “pugilistic pine”. 🥊
  13. Why did the pine tree get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be “ink-redible”.
  14. What do you call a pine tree that’s always making jokes? A “pun-derful pine”. 🌲
  15. Why did the pine tree get a job as a librarian? Because it wanted to “read” all the books. 📖
  16. What do you call a pine tree that’s always on the go? A “fast-paced pine”. 💨
  17. Why did the pine tree get a new car? Because it wanted to “leaf” its old one behind. 🚗
  18. What do you call a pine tree that’s always getting lost? A “disoriented pine”. 🗺️
  19. Why did the pine tree get a makeover? Because it wanted to “branch” out and try something new. 🌿
  20. What do you call a pine tree that’s always making you laugh? A “comedic pine”. 🎭
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What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose?

  1. A snowman with a carrot nose? A snow-cone-head!
  2. What do you call a snowman with six arms? A snow-job!
  3. What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? A snow-bully! ❄️
  4. What do you call a snowman that just won the lottery? A snow-millionaire! 💰
  5. What do you call a snowman that’s always late? A snow-procrastinator!
  6. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A snow-hypocrite! 🥶
  7. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-brawler!
  8. What do you call a snowman that’s always making jokes? A snow-comedian!
  9. What do you call a snowman that’s always happy? A snow-enthusiast! 🤩
  10. What do you call a snowman that’s always in the library? A snow-nerd! 🤓
  11. What do you call a snowman that’s always singing? A snow-tenor! 🎤
  12. What do you call a snowman that’s always sleeping? A snow-zzz!
  13. What do you call a snowman that’s always telling lies? A snow-fibber!
  14. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into fights? A snow-puncher! 🥊
  15. What do you call a snowman that’s always eating? A snow-pac-man!
  16. What do you call a snowman that’s always dancing? A snow-disco!
  17. What do you call a snowman that’s always breaking things? A snow-wrecker! 🚧
  18. What do you call a snowman that’s always sleeping in class? A snow-snoozer! 😴
  19. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting lost? A snow-sled!
  20. What do you call a snowman that’s always making people laugh? A snow-joker! 😂😂

Frosty the Snowcone

  1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a detective?Frosty the Snowcone.
  2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 🍧
  3. What do you call a snowman with a bad temper? A snow-tantrum.
  4. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-bully.
  5. What do you call a snowman that’s always late? A snow-procrastinator.
  6. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A snow-hypothermiac.
  7. What do you call a snowman that’s always happy? A snow-optimist.
  8. What do you call a snowman that’s always hungry? A snow-vore. 🍧
  9. What do you call a snowman that’s always sleepy? A snow-narcoleptic.
  10. What do you call a snowman that’s always thirsty? A snow-hydrant.
  11. What do you call a snowman that’s always studying? A snow-nerd.
  12. What do you call a snowman that’s always playing pranks? A snow-joker.
  13. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting lost? A snow-amnesia.
  14. What do you call a snowman that’s always singing? A snow-karaoke.
  15. What do you call a snowman that’s always dancing? A snow-ballerina.
  16. What do you call a snowman that’s always snowboarding? A snow-boarder.
  17. What do you call a snowman that’s always skiing? A snow-skier.
  18. What do you call a snowman that’s always ice skating? A snow-skater.
  19. What do you call a snowman that’s always playing hockey? A snow-hockey player.
  20. What do you call a snowman that’s always playing football? A snow-football player.

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