132+ Anatomy Valentine Puns to Make Your Heart Skip A Beat!

Roses are red, bones are white, get ready for a Valentine’s Day filled with medical delight! Brace yourself for an anatomical adventure as we delve into a world of puns that will tickle your humerus and make your femur chuckle. Join us on a rib-tickling journey through the human body, where every bone puns intended.Get ready to humerus yourself with a skeletal escapade that will leave you femur-whelmed with laughter. We’ll explore the scapula, a shoulder to cry on, and the ulna and radius, arm in arm with laughter. Get ready to metacarpal yourself with puns that will make you palm-slap yourself and marvel at the phalanges, finger-licking good jokes.We’ll tibia honest, it’s going to be shin-diggingly hilarious as we uncover the patella, a knee-slapper, and the tarsal bones, ankle-breakingly funny. Get ready to metatarsal some toe-tapping tunes and let the phalanges take center stage with their bone-chillingly punny jokes.And don’t forget the vertebrae, spinal-tinglingly hilarious, and the cranium, where brain-busting jokes reside. So, grab your stethoscope, put on your scrubs, and prepare for an anatomical Valentine’s Day extravaganza that will make your ribs hurt from laughter!

The Humerus Bone to Be Funny

  1. What’s the humerus bone’s favorite sport? Bone-anza!
  2. Why couldn’t the humerus bone tell a joke? Because it was all bones!
  3. What do you call a humerus bone with a sense of humor? A funny bone! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
  4. Why did the humerus bone fail its anatomy exam? It didn’t study for the bone-us!
  5. How does a humerus bone get to the hospital? By bone-ulance!
  6. What do you call a humerus bone that’s always showing off? A brag-bone!
  7. What did the humerus bone say to the other bones? “Hey, I’m not funny, but I’m trying to make you laugh!”
  8. Why did the humerus bone become a comedian? To show off its bone-anza!
  9. What’s the humerus bone’s favorite pickup line? “Hey girl, do you want to bone?”
  10. How do you make a humerus bone laugh? Tell it a knee-slapper!
  11. Why did the humerus bone get arrested? For bone-appetizing!
  12. What do you call a humerus bone that’s always in a bad mood? A grumpy bone!
  13. Why did the humerus bone go to the doctor? It had a bone to pick!
  14. What’s the humerus bone’s favorite food? Bone-ana!
  15. How does a humerus bone make a sandwich? With two slices of bread and a bone in the middle!
  16. What do you call a humerus bone that’s lost its sense of humor? A bonehead!
  17. Why did the humerus bone get a job as a builder? It was a real bone-afide!
  18. What do you call a humerus bone that’s always getting into trouble? A bone-head!
  19. Why did the humerus bone make a terrible joke? Because it was a bone-er!
  20. What do you call a humerus bone that’s always hungry? A bon-appetite! ๐Ÿคฃ

Femur You Kidding Me with These Puns?

  1. What do you call a bone that’s always cracking jokes? A femur humerus!
  2. What do you call a skeleton that’s always making puns? A bone-a-fide comedian!
  3. What do you call a femur that’s always in a playful mood? A tibia-lly active bone!
  4. What do you call a femur that’s always getting into trouble? A fibula-ous offender!
  5. What do you call a femur that’s always telling corny jokes? A patella-rly bad comedian!
  6. What do you call a femur that’s always trying to one-up everyone else? A humerus-ly competitive bone!
  7. What do you call a femur that’s always making fun of the other bones? A sternal-ly amusing bone!
  8. What do you call a femur that’s always acting tough? A tibia-lly intimidating bone! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  9. What do you call a femur that’s always getting lost? A fibula-lly confused bone!
  10. What do you call a femur that’s always making everyone laugh? A tibia-lly hilarious bone!
  11. What do you call a femur that’s always getting into accidents? A patella-rly clumsy bone!
  12. What do you call a femur that’s always getting into fights? A humerus-ly aggressive bone!
  13. What do you call a femur that’s always being sarcastic? A sternal-ly ironic bone!
  14. What do you call a femur that’s always complaining? A fibula-lly whiny bone!
  15. What do you call a femur that’s always trying to be cool? A tibia-lly hip bone!
  16. What do you call a femur that’s always making excuses? A patella-rly slippery bone!
  17. What do you call a femur that’s always trying to be the center of attention? A humerus-ly dramatic bone! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  18. What do you call a femur that’s always telling stories? A tibia-lly tall-tale bone!
  19. What do you call a femur that’s always getting into trouble with the law? A fibula-lly crooked bone!
  20. What do you call a femur that’s always trying to be funny? A patella-rly knee-slapping bone!

Scapula: A Shoulder to Cry On

  1. I’m not sure what’s funnier: the puns about the scapula or the reactions from people who don’t get them. ๐Ÿ˜œ
  2. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting into trouble? A shoulder chip.
  3. Why did the scapula go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little blade.
  4. What do you call a scapula with a bad attitude? A pain in the neck.
  5. Why did the scapula go on a diet? Because it was tired of being a shoulder to cry on.
  6. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting lost? A bony-fide mystery.
  7. Why did the scapula get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be inked.
  8. What do you call a scapula that’s always complaining? A whiny bone.
  9. Why did the scapula go to the beach? To work on its tan. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  10. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting into fights? A bonehead.
  11. Why did the scapula get a job as a waiter? Because it was good at carrying plates.
  12. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting lost? A roaming bone.
  13. Why did the scapula get a job as a doctor? Because it was good at setting bones.
  14. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting into trouble? A shoulder devil. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
  15. Why did the scapula go to the spa? To get a massage.
  16. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting stuck? A bonehead.
  17. Why did the scapula go to the library? To bone up on its knowledge.
  18. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting into fights? A bone crusher.
  19. Why did the scapula go to the gym? To get swole. ๐Ÿ’ช
  20. What do you call a scapula that’s always getting lost? A wandering bone.
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Ulna and Radius: Arm in Arm Laughter

  1. What do you call two bones that work together? Arm in arm laughter! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿค๐Ÿฆด
  2. Why couldn’t the ulna and radius dance? They didn’t have any rhythm! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
  3. What did one bone say to the other? I’m humerus! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. Why did the ulna and radius go to the doctor? They had a broken relationship! ๐Ÿฉน
  5. What do you call a bone that’s always getting into trouble? A rascal! ๐Ÿš”
  6. Why are bones so good at telling jokes? Because they’re funny bones! ๐Ÿคช
  7. What do you call a group of bones that always sticks together? A skeleton crew! ๐Ÿ’€
  8. Why did the ulna and radius get lost? They didn’t know which way to turn! ๐Ÿงญ
  9. What do you call a bone that’s always laughing? A knee-slapper! ๐Ÿคฃ
  10. What do you call a bone that’s always making puns? A humerus! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  11. Why are bones so bad at hiding? Because they’re easily seen through! ๐Ÿ‘€
  12. What do you call a bone that’s always getting compliments? A clavicle! ๐Ÿ’…
  13. Why are bones so good at chess? Because they’re always thinking ahead! โ™Ÿ๏ธ
  14. What did the bone say to the dog? “I’m fetching!” ๐ŸŽพ
  15. Why did the bone get kicked out of the house? Because it was tibia-suing! ๐Ÿก
  16. What do you call a bone that’s always getting into trouble? A dis-bone-est! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
  17. Why are bones so good at making music? Because they’re great at the drums! ๐Ÿฅ
  18. What do you call a bone that’s always eating? A rib-biter! ๐Ÿ–
  19. Why are bones so good at sports? Because they’re always up for a challenge! ๐Ÿ’ช
  20. What do you call a bone that’s always smiling? A happy-go-lucky bone! ๐Ÿ˜Š

Carpal Tunnel: A Handful of Groans

  1. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the gym? A weight-lifter
  2. Why did the carpal tunnel patient cross the road? To get to the other wrist.
  3. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always on the go? A speedy Gonzalez.
  4. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always late? A hand-tied. ๐Ÿคš
  5. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the kitchen? A chef. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณ
  6. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the garden? A green thumb. ๐ŸŒฑ
  7. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always on the computer? A clicker.
  8. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the library? A bookworm. ๐Ÿ“š
  9. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the hospital? A patient. ๐Ÿค•
  10. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the courtroom? A lawyer. โš–๏ธ
  11. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the car? A driver. ๐Ÿš—
  12. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the kitchen? A cook. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ
  13. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the gym? A trainer. ๐Ÿ’ช
  14. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the garden? A gardener. ๐ŸŒป
  15. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the library? A librarian. ๐Ÿ“–
  16. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the hospital? A nurse. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โš•๏ธ
  17. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the courtroom? A bailiff. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
  18. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the car? A mechanic. ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
  19. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the kitchen? A baker. ๐Ÿž
  20. What do you call a carpal tunnel patient who’s always in the garden? A landscaper. ๐ŸŒณ

Metacarpals: Palm-Slappingly Punny

  1. Why did the skeleton get lost? Because it couldn’t find its metacarpal!
  2. I broke my metacarpal playing cello. It was a real hand-me-down injury.
  3. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always cold? A frigid digit!
  4. I lost my metacarpal in a card game. It was a real high-stakes affair!
  5. My friend has a condition where his metacarpals are attached to his ankles. He’s always got his foot in his mouth! ๐Ÿฆถ
  6. I met a guy with really long metacarpals. He was a real hand-model! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
  7. What’s the difference between a metacarpal and a finger? One is a bone, and the other is a digit with a tone!
  8. I met a metacarpal with a really bad attitude. He was a real knucklehead!
  9. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always wet? A slippery digit!
  10. I met a skeleton with really short metacarpals. He was a real thumb-stub!
  11. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always getting into trouble? A mischief-maker!
  12. I met a metacarpal that was really strong. He was a real grip-master!
  13. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always in the spotlight? A star digit! ๐ŸŒŸ
  14. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always making a fist? A punch-line!
  15. I met a metacarpal that was really funny. He was a real finger comedian! ๐ŸŽญ
  16. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always getting caught? A naughty digit! ๐Ÿ‘ฎ
  17. I met a metacarpal that was really smart. He was a real brain-box! ๐Ÿง 
  18. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always on the go? A speedy digit! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  19. I met a metacarpal that was really flexible. He was a real hand-bender! ๐Ÿฅจ
  20. What do you call a metacarpal that’s always getting hurt? A clumsy digit! ๐Ÿš‘

Phalanges: Finger-Licking Good Jokes

  1. What do you call a finger that’s always in trouble? A knucklehead!
  2. Why did the finger get arrested? For pointing a weapon!
  3. What do you call a finger that’s always cold? A numb-skull!
  4. What do you call a finger that’s always late? A thumbsucker!
  5. What do you call a finger that’s always making mistakes? A clumsy digit!
  6. What do you call a finger that’s always bragging? A show-off!
  7. What do you call a finger that’s always getting into fights? A knuckle-buster! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  8. What do you call a finger that’s always stealing? A sticky-finger!
  9. What do you call a finger that’s always making jokes? A funny bone!
  10. What do you call a finger that’s always playing pranks? A finger-trickster!
  11. What do you call a finger that’s always making faces? A thumb-head!
  12. What do you call a finger that’s always singing? A finger-singer!
  13. What do you call a finger that’s always eating? A food-finger!
  14. What do you call a finger that’s always dancing? A finger-dancer!
  15. What do you call a finger that’s always writing? A finger-writer!
  16. What do you call a finger that’s always drawing? A finger-painter!
  17. What do you call a finger that’s always playing the guitar? A finger-guitarist! ๐ŸŽธ
  18. What do you call a finger that’s always playing the piano? A finger-pianist!
  19. What do you call a finger that’s always playing the drums? A finger-drummer!
  20. What do you call a finger that’s always playing the trumpet? A finger-trumpeter!
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Tibia and Fibula: Shin-Diggingly Hilarious

  1. What do you call a tibia that’s always cracking jokes? A shin-digger.
  2. Why did the tibia and fibula get into a fight? Because the tibia was always trying to steal the show.
  3. What do you call a tibia that’s always getting into trouble? A shin-delinquency. ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
  4. Why didn’t the fibula want to go to the party? Because it was too shy.
  5. What do you call a tibia that’s always smiling? A shin-tastic!
  6. What do you call a fibula that’s always frowning? A shin-eater.
  7. Why did the tibia and fibula break up? Because the tibia couldn’t keep it up.
  8. What do you call a tibia that’s always getting lost? A shin-corn.
  9. Why didn’t the tibia want to play hide-and-seek? Because it was too shin-y.
  10. What do you call a tibia that’s always getting hurt? A shin-cap.
  11. Why did the tibia and fibula cross the road? To get to the other shin. ๐Ÿ˜„
  12. What do you call a tibia that’s always telling jokes? A shin-comedian.
  13. Why did the tibia and fibula get a divorce? Because they were too shin-compat.
  14. What do you call a tibia that’s always getting into fights? A shin-master.
  15. Why did the tibia and fibula go to the doctor? Because they were shin-sick.
  16. What do you call a tibia that’s always getting in trouble? A shin-ning.
  17. Why didn’t the tibia and fibula want to go to the beach? Because they were too shin-sensitive.
  18. What do you call a tibia that’s always taking naps? A shin-slug.
  19. Why did the tibia and fibula cross the road? To get to the other slide.
  20. What do you call a tibia that’s always breaking? A shin-bonehead. ๐Ÿ˜ต

Patella: A Knee-Slapper

  1. What do you call a knee that’s always making you laugh? A patella-slapper! ๐Ÿคช
  2. What do you get when you cross a knee with a comedian? A knee-slapping joke!
  3. Why did the patella get a standing ovation? Because it told a knee-slapping joke!
  4. What’s the best way to make your knee laugh? Tell it a patella joke! ๐Ÿ˜‰
  5. Why did the patella get kicked out of the comedy club? Because it wasn’t funny-bone enough!
  6. What do you call a kneecap that’s always cracking jokes? A knee-slapper!
  7. Why did the patella get a promotion? Because it was knee-slappingly good at its job!
  8. What do you call a patella that loves to stand up comedy? A knee-slapping comedian!
  9. Why did the patella get arrested? Because it was knee-slappingly hilarious!
  10. What’s the best way to get a knee-slapping laugh? Tell a patella joke!
  11. Why did the patella get a knee-slapping review? Because it was an excellent knee-slapper! ๐Ÿ‘
  12. What do you call a knee that’s always making you smile? A patella-tickler!
  13. Why did the patella get a book deal? Because its jokes were knee-slappingly good!
  14. What’s the best way to make your knee laugh? Kneel down and tell it a joke!
  15. Why did the patella get a raise? Because it was knee-slappingly valuable!
  16. What do you call a patella that’s always getting in trouble? A knee-slapping menace!
  17. Why did the patella get a speeding ticket? Because it was knee-slappingly fast! ๐Ÿš“
  18. What’s the best way to get rid of a sore knee? Tell it a knee-slapping joke!
  19. Why did the patella get a new car? Because it was tired of knee-slapping everyone!
  20. What do you call a patella that’s always winning awards? A knee-slapping champion! ๐Ÿ†

Tarsal Bones: Ankle-Breakingly Funny

  1. What do you call a dinosaur with a broken tarsal bone? A tyrant sore-ass-rus!
  2. Why did the tarsal bone need a cast? Because it was feeling heel-arious!
  3. What do you get when a tarsal bone and a femur have a baby? A cal-cute-us!
  4. Why don’t tarsal bones like roller coasters? Because they’re afraid of getting their ankles twisted!
  5. What do you call a tarsal bone that’s always making jokes? A pun-tarsal!
  6. Why was the tarsal bone so upset? Because it had a metatarsal problem. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
  7. What did the tarsal bone say to the hammer? “You’re nailing it!”
  8. Why did the tarsal bone get lost in the desert? Because it didn’t have a talus-cope.
  9. What do you call a tarsal bone that’s always dancing? A tarsal-tap!
  10. Why did the tarsal bone join a yoga class? To become more flexible!
  11. What do you call a tarsal bone that’s always late? A pro-crastinator!
  12. Why didn’t the tarsal bone go to the party? Because it didn’t want to break a leg!
  13. What do you call a tarsal bone that’s always getting into trouble? A metatarsal mayhem!
  14. Why did the tarsal bone start a band? Because it wanted to become a “bone-a-fide” musician! ๐ŸŽธ
  15. What do you call a tarsal bone that’s always bragging? A show-off!
  16. Why did the tarsal bone cross the road? To get to the tibia-l side.
  17. What do you call a tarsal bone that’s always in a good mood? A tarsal-ific!
  18. Why did the tarsal bone get a new car? Because it wanted to show off its “tibia-l” sunroof.
  19. What do you call a tarsal bone that’s always making excuses? A pro-bones-tinator!
  20. Why did the tarsal bone start a blog? To share its “tibia-l” experiences.

Metatarsals: Toe-Tapping Tunes

  1. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always in trouble? A bone-headed dancer!
  2. Why did the metatarsal get a standing ovation? Because it had some toe-tapping tunes! ๐ŸŽถ
  3. What do you get when you cross a metatarsal with a DJ? A bone-shakin’ beat!
  4. Why is a metatarsal like a rock star? Because it always puts on a toe-tapping show!
  5. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always up for a good time? A footloose and fancy-free bone! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
  6. Why did the metatarsal get a record deal? Because it had some killer dance moves!
  7. What’s a metatarsal’s favorite type of music? Foot tapping tunes, of course! ๐ŸŽต
  8. Why is a metatarsal such a good singer? Because it always hits the right notes!
  9. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always on the go? A footloose and fancy-free bone!
  10. Why did the metatarsal get a gold medal? Because it was a champion toe-tapper! ๐Ÿ†
  11. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always in the limelight? A star-studded bone! ๐ŸŒŸ
  12. Why is a metatarsal like a marathon runner? Because it’s always on the move! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  13. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always in a good mood? A happy toe-tapper! ๐Ÿ˜Š
  14. Why is a metatarsal such a good dancer? Because it has a great sense of rhythm! ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
  15. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always getting into trouble? A bone-headed dancer! ๐Ÿคช
  16. Why did the metatarsal join the choir? Because it wanted to sing its own toe-tapping tunes! ๐ŸŽถ
  17. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always making people laugh? A footloose and funny bone! ๐Ÿคฃ
  18. Why is a metatarsal like a comedian? Because it always has a foot-tapping joke!
  19. What do you call a metatarsal that’s always in a bad mood? A bone-headed dancer! ๐Ÿ˜ก
  20. Why did the metatarsal get arrested? Because it was caught toe-tapping without a permit! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Phalanges: Bone-Chillingly Punny

  1. What do you call a finger that’s always cold? A phalange-icicle!
  2. Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to his phalange-sx-ray!
  3. What did the finger say to the thumb? We’re all phalange-rs in crime!
  4. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle their funny bone! ๐Ÿฆด
  5. What do you call a lazy finger? A phalange-r!
  6. Why are fingers so good at math? Because they know how to count!
  7. What do you call a finger that’s always complaining? A whiny digit!
  8. What do you call a finger that’s always getting into trouble? A knuckle-head!
  9. Why did the finger get lost? Because it didn’t have a map!
  10. What do you call a finger that’s always late? A procrastineigh-tor!
  11. Why did the finger get arrested? For finger-printing!
  12. What do you call a finger that’s always taking pictures? A paparazzi digit!
  13. Why did the finger cross the road? To get to the other slide!
  14. What do you call a finger that’s always in the way? A thumb-der!
  15. Why are fingers so good at archery? Because they have a good aim!
  16. What do you call a finger that’s always telling jokes? A funny bone!
  17. Why did the finger go to the doctor? Because it had a nail problem!
  18. What do you call a finger that’s always getting into trouble? A juvenile delinquent digit!
  19. Why did the finger get a divorce? Because it wanted a ring-ectomy!
  20. What do you call a finger that’s always hungry? A manus-eating monster!

Vertebrae: Spinal-Tinglingly Hilarious

  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always cracking jokes? A hilarious bone.
  • Why are vertebrae so good at dancing? Because they have a backbone.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting into trouble? A vertebrae-bra.
  • Why are vertebrae so good at juggling? Because they have a lot of balls.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always stealing things? A vertebra-thief.
  • Why are vertebrae so good at skateboarding? Because they’re always on the grind.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting lost? A vertebrae-go-round.
  • Why are vertebrae so good at playing guitar? Because they have a lot of strings.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting sunburned? A vertebrae-fry.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting into fights? A vertebrae-bully. ๐Ÿ˜Š
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always telling lies? A vertebrae-liar.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting stuck in traffic? A vertebrae-jam.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting into accidents? A vertebrae-wreck.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting lost in the woods? A vertebrae-wanderer.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting sick? A vertebrae-virus. ๐Ÿค’
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting into trouble? A vertebrae-criminal.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting married? A vertebrae-bride.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting divorced? A vertebrae-divorcee.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting fired? A vertebrae-unemployed.
  • What do you call a vertebra that’s always getting promoted? A vertebrae-executive. ๐Ÿ’ผ

Cranium: Brain-Busting Jokes

  1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐ŸŸ
  2. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿ„
  3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! ๐ŸฆŒ
  4. What do you call a tree with no leaves? A stick! ๐ŸŒณ
  5. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! โŒš๏ธ
  6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿ”ฑ
  7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜
  8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๏ธ
  9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ 
  10. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! ๐ŸฆŒ
  11. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿ„
  12. What do you call a tree with no leaves? A stick! ๐ŸŒณ
  13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! โŒš๏ธ
  14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿ”ฑ
  15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐Ÿฆ˜
  16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ›„๏ธ
  17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ 
  18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! ๐ŸฆŒ
  19. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! ๐Ÿ„
  20. What do you call a tree with no leaves? A stick! ๐ŸŒณ

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