138+ Good Friday Puns That’ll Nail a Hole in Your Side With Laughter!

Prepare yourself for a joyous expedition into the realm of wordplay, my friend! As we approach Good Friday, let us don our comedic spectacles and delve into a treasure trove of puns that will tickle your funny bone and elevate your holiday spirits.From the hallowed halls of the Holy Cow to the witty banter between Jesus’s family members, this blog post is a sanctuary for all things pun-tastic. We’ll crack open puns that are as fresh as Easter eggs and as sweet as holy guacamole. Get ready to hop around with glee and embrace the hoppy spirit of Good Friday.Whether you’re a devout pun-isher or simply appreciate a well-timed quip, we’ve got a loaf of bread puns that will leave you kneading for more. And for those who prefer their puns with a side of vegetables, we’ve got a dozen carrot-themed gems that will make youcarrot all the laughter.So, gather your puns-loving crew, sit back, and let the hilarity unfold. Let’s embark on this pun-filled journey together and make this Good Friday one for the books. Hold on tight, because these puns are about to nail it!

Holy Cow! It’s Good Friday Puns

1. What do you call a cow that can jump over a fence? Holy Cow!
2. Why did the cow go to the church? To repent for all the holy cows he had eaten. 3️⃣
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐄
4. What do you call a cow that can play the piano? A moo-sician!
5. What do you call a cow that loves to sing? A holy cow! 🐄
6. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the other side of the pasture.
7. What do you call a cow that’s always running late? A holy moly cow! 3️⃣
8. What do you call a cow that’s afraid of the dark? A holy fright cow!
9. What do you call a cow that’s always getting into trouble? A holy terror cow!
10. What do you call a cow that’s always telling jokes? A holy cow-medy! 🐄
11. What do you call a cow that’s always getting lost? A holy mooly cow! 3️⃣
12. What do you call a cow that’s always eating grass? A holy grazing cow!
13. What do you call a cow that’s always sleeping? A holy drowsy cow!
14. What do you call a cow that’s always getting into fights? A holy brawling cow! 🐄
15. What do you call a cow that’s always getting sick? A holy ailing cow! 3️⃣
16. What do you call a cow that’s always getting wet? A holy showering cow!
17. What do you call a cow that’s always getting lost? A holy roaming cow!
18. What do you call a cow that’s always mooing? A holy noisy cow! 🐄
19. What do you call a cow that’s always getting stuck in the mud? A holy muddy cow!
20. What do you call a cow that always gets lost? A holy wandering cow! 3️⃣

What Do You Call Jesus’s Dad on Good Friday?

1. Jesus Christ’s Father ✝️
2. The Holy Carpenter
3. God the Woodworker
4. The Divine Architect
5. The Heavenly Lumberjack
6. Wood-B-Jesus’s Dad
7. The Redwood Redeemer
8. The Oak of All Oaks
9. The Teak from Heaven
10. The Birch of Life
11. The Willow Weeping for His Son
12. The Fir-bidden Fruit
13. The Ash of Golgotha
14. The Elm-ighty Savior
15. The Maple of Grace
16. The Cherry of Redemption
17. The Olive Branch of Peace 🕊️
18. The Pine of Salvation
19. The Cedar of Lebanon
20. The Lignum Crucis

Easter Egg Pun: What Happened When the Cross-Eyed Rabbits Saw Their First Eye Doctor?

1. Why did the cross-eyed rabbits need an ophthalmologist? Because they couldn’t see eye to eye!
2. What do you call a rabbit with a lazy eye? A cross-hare! 🐰
3. How do cross-eyed rabbits communicate? They use hare-brained signals!
4. Why are cross-eyed rabbits bad at Easter egg hunts? Because they’re always looking in the wrong direction!
5. What kind of doctor do cross-eyed rabbits see? An eye bunny specialist! 🐰
6. What did the cross-eyed rabbit say when he saw a beautiful bunny? “I think I’m seeing double!”
7. Why did the cross-eyed rabbit get lost? Because he couldn’t follow the carrot trail straight!
8. What do you call a cross-eyed rabbit who always gets picked last for sports? The couch potato!
9. Why did the cross-eyed rabbit get a speeding ticket? Because he was going cross-eyed speed!
10. What do you call a cross-eyed rabbit who’s always hungry? A loaf bunny! 🐰🍞
11. Why don’t cross-eyed rabbits like to watch movies? Because they can’t follow the plot!
12. What do you call a cross-eyed rabbit who’s a great dancer? A bunny with two left feet! 🐾🐰
13. Why did the cross-eyed rabbit get a job as a security guard? Because he could see everyone coming from a mile away!
14. What do you call a cross-eyed rabbit who’s also a good cook? A hare-brained chef! 🐰🥕
15. Why did the cross-eyed rabbit cross the road? To get to the other cross-eyed bun-nie! 🐰🍞
16. What do you call a cross-eyed rabbit who’s always late? The hare that’s always off track! 🐰🥕
17. Why are cross-eyed rabbits so bad at basketball? Because they can’t see the hoop! 🏀🐰
18. What do you call a cross-eyed rabbit who’s also a comedian? A bunny with a skewed sense of humor! 🐰🍞
19. Why did the cross-eyed rabbit get a divorce? Because he couldn’t agree on which way to go!
20. What do you call a cross-eyed rabbit who’s always getting into trouble? A hare-brained delinquent! 🐰

Hoppy Good Friday Puns for You to Enjoy

1. What do you call a bunny hopping on Good Friday? A holy hare-raiser!
2. Why did the rabbit need to take a break from hunting eggs on Good Friday? It was starting to feel bunny-burned.
3. What do you get when you cross a bunny and a nail? A crucifixion bunny!🐰
4. What did the rooster say when he laid an egg on Good Friday? “Praise the Lord, I’m egg-static!”
5. Why was the Easter bunny hopping around the church? To confess its carrots-killing sins.
6. What do you call a cross-eyed bunny on Good Friday? A hare-crossed bunny!
7. What’s the difference between a bunny and a good Christian on Good Friday? One hops and the other prays.
8. What did the egg say when it saw the bunny coming on Good Friday? “Hop right in!”
9. Why did the bunny get arrested on Good Friday? For hopping too high and disturbing the church service.
10. What do you call a bunny that’s always late to church on Good Friday? A behind-the-hare bunny.
11. Why didn’t the bunny paint his eggs green on Good Friday? Because he heard it was bad luck for hares.
12. What do you get when you cross a bunny and a baker? A hopping loaf of bread!🍞
13. What did the bunny say to the cross on Good Friday? “I hope you don’t mind me sharing your hopscotch.”
14. Why did the bunny wear a tie on Good Friday? To look egg-cellent for church.
15. What’s the best joke to tell a Christian on Good Friday? What does a bunny call its morning coffee? “Holy hare-water!”
16. Why did the bunny move his church service outdoors on Good Friday? Because it was feeling a little bit hare-y inside.🐰
17. What do you call a bunny that’s always getting into trouble on Good Friday? A hoppity-headed headache.
18. Why was the bunny so excited to go to church on Good Friday? Because he heard there would be a choir of hare-monicas.
19. What did the bunny do when he saw the Easter eggs hidden in the church? He hopped for joy!
20. Why did the bunny leave the church service early on Good Friday? Because he heard there was going to be a carrot-tastic party later.

What Do You Call a Holy Guacamole?

1. What do you call a holy guacamole? 😇🥑 Holy guacamole!
2. Why were the avocados kicked out of the salsa dance? 🥑💃 Because they were always getting in a guacamole.
3. What do you call an avocado that’s always in trouble? 🥑🚔 A troubled avocado.
4. Why did the avocado get a speeding ticket? 🥑💨 Because it was guacamole.
5. What do you call an avocado that’s always late? 🥑🐢 A tardy avocado.
6. Why did the avocado join the gym? 🥑💪 To get ripped.
7. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting into arguments? 🥑🗣️ A quacamoly avocado.
8. Why did the avocado get lost in the forest? 🥑🌲 Because it didn’t have any guac-tance.
9. What do you call an avocado that’s always smiling? 🥑😁 A guac-happy avocado.
10. Why did the avocado get a tattoo? 🥑💉 To show off its guac-titude.
11. What do you call an avocado that’s always on the go? 🥑🏃 A guac-mobile.
12. Why did the avocado get a haircut? 🥑💇 To get a guac-over.
13. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting into trouble? 🥑🚓 A guac-cident prone avocado.
14. Why did the avocado get a job as a lifeguard? 🥑⛱️ To save people from drowning in guac.
15. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting praised? 🥑🏆 A guac-star.
16. Why did the avocado get a divorce? 🥑💔 Because it was always getting into a guac-fight.
17. What do you call an avocado that’s always stuffing itself? 🥑🐷 A guac-aholic.
18. Why did the avocado get lost in the grocery store? 🥑🛒 Because it couldn’t find the guac-aisle.
19. What do you call an avocado that’s always getting into arguments? 🥑🗣️ A guac-attacking avocado.
20. What do you call an avocado that’s always making people laugh? 🥑🤣 A guac-omedian.

Bake Me Happy: Here’s a Batch of Good Friday Bread Puns

1. What do you call a cross between a baker and a comedian? A bun-tastic pun-ster! 😄
2. Why did the Easter bunny get arrested? For hopping without a license.
3. What do you say to a baker on Good Friday? Dough-nut worry, I got your back! 😆
4. How did the loaf of bread get ready for Good Friday? It put on its bun-net.
5. What do you call a cross between a baker and a fisherman? A dough-reel! 🎣
6. Why was the baker sad on Good Friday? Because he had no dough to make his bread. 😢
7. What do you call a baker who’s always late? A dough-slowpoke!
8. Why did the Easter egg get a parking ticket? For egg-ceeding the speed limit.
9. What do you call a bread that’s too big to fit in the oven? A dough-versize!
10. How do you fix a cracked egg? With a little egg-cellent repair! 😉
11. Why did the baker refuse to make bread on Good Friday? Because he didn’t want to be crossed!
12. What do you call a baker who’s always getting into trouble? A dough-head!
13. Why did the Easter bunny hide eggs in the park? Because he wanted them to be egg-cellent adventures!
14. What do you call a baker who’s always on the run? A dough-fugitive!
15. Why was the loaf of bread so cross? Because it was in a bad knead.
16. What do you call a baker who’s always making mistakes? A dough-nut know-it-all!
17. Why did the bread get a sunburn? Because it was loafing around in the sun! 🌞
18. What do you call a bread that’s really hard to slice? A tough-bread!
19. Why was the baker arrested for theft? Because he was caught dough-hand-ed! 👮
20. What do you call a baker who’s always tired? A dough-zy baker! 🥱

You Can’t Carrot All the Punishment: A Dozen Carrot-Themed Puns for Good Friday

1. What do you call a carrot that’s not allowed in polite company? A crude-ité.
2. Why did the carrot get a job at the hospital? Because it was good at healing.
3. What’s the difference between a carrot and a violin? You can tune a violin, but you can’t tuna carrot. 🥕
4. What do you call a carrot that’s always late? A carrot-on-the-cob.
5. Why did the carrot go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little hoarse.
6. What do you call a carrot that’s always getting into trouble? A carrot-tastic.
7. What do you call a carrot that’s always telling jokes? A carrot-comedian.
8. Why did the carrot cross the road? To get to the other side of the carrot patch.
9. What do you call a carrot that’s always getting lost? A carrot-dizzy.
10. Why did the carrot get a divorce? Because it was tired of being grated on. 🥕
11. What do you call a carrot that’s always making faces? A carrot-prankster.
12. What do you call a carrot that’s always getting into fights? A carrot-brawler.
13. Why did the carrot get arrested? Because it was caught stealing from the lettuce.
14. What do you call a carrot that’s always making loud noises? A carrot-hooter.
15. Why did the carrot get a job at the bakery? Because it wanted to make carrot cake.
16. What do you call a carrot that’s always getting sick? A carrot-hypotenuse. 🥕
17. Why did the carrot cross the road? To get to the vegan restaurant.
18. What do you call a carrot that’s always making mistakes? A carrot-don’t.
19. Why did the carrot get lost in the woods? Because it didn’t know which way to turnip. 🥕
20. What do you call a carrot that’s always getting into trouble? A carrot-criminal.

Time to Nail These Good Friday Puns About Jesus

1. What did Jesus say when he saw a carpenter? “That’s not my cross to bear.”
2. Why didn’t Jesus play golf? Because he didn’t want to tee off on the Sabbath.
3. What do you call a crucified Roman senator? A dead-end politician.
4. What did the thief on the cross say to Jesus? “Can you spare a nail?”
5. Why couldn’t Jesus drive a car? Because he kept getting lost in the desert.
6. What do you call a priest who’s always late? A holy roller. ✝️
7. Why did the Roman soldiers wash their hands before crucifying Jesus? To get the guilty feeling out.
8. What do you call a group of priests who love to drink? A holy toast.
9. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other cross. 🐔
10. What do you call a nun who’s always getting into trouble? A holy terror. 😇
11. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? “You’re my hopping good friend!”🥕
12. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other side! 🥚
13. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
14. What do you call a ghost that loves to party? A boo-gieman! 👻
15. Why did the skeleton go to the grocery store? To buy some spare ribs. 💀
16. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘
17. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. 🐝
18. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🌾
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
20. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳️

Let’s Taco ‘Bout Good Friday

1. What do you call a taco that’s always late? A mañanaless taco 🌮
2. What do you call a taco that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a shell 🌮
3. What do you call a taco that’s always singing? A mariachi taco 🌮
4. What do you call a taco that’s always sleeping? A siestaco 🌮
5. What do you call a taco that’s always working out? A fit-aco 🌮🏋️
6. What do you call a taco that’s always reading? A bookworm taco 📚🌮
7. What do you call a taco that’s always making jokes? A pun-derful taco 🌮
8. What do you call a taco that’s always getting lost? A lost taco 🗺️🌮
9. What do you call a taco that’s always feeling down? A sad taco 😥🌮
10. What do you call a taco that’s always getting into adventures? An explorer taco 🌮🗺️
11. What do you call a taco that’s always making people laugh? A comedic taco 🌮😂
12. What do you call a taco that’s always getting into fights? A feisty taco 🌮🥊
13. What do you call a taco that’s always making people think? A philosophical taco 🌮🤔
14. What do you call a taco that’s always having fun? A party taco 🌮🎉
15. What do you call a taco that’s always getting into trouble? A rebellious taco 🌮😈
16. What do you call a taco that’s always making people dance? A salsa taco 🌮💃
17. What do you call a taco that’s always getting into arguments? A taco with an attitude 🌮😡
18. What do you call a taco that’s always making people laugh? A pun-derful taco 🌮😂
19. What do you call a taco that’s always making people cry? A sad taco 🌮😢
20. What do you call a taco that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble taco 🌮🤦‍♂️

I’ve Got a Bone to Pick with You: Hilarious Fish-Related Jokes for Good Friday

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. What do you get when you cross a fish and a piano? A tuna-ment. 🐟🎹
3. Why did the salmon cross the road? To get to the other tide!
4. What do you call a fish with no fins? A fish-stick.
5. What do you call a fish with no tail? A file-fish.
6. What do you call a fish with no scales? A smooth-fish.
7. What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A cod-fish.
8. What do you call a fish that can’t stop talking? A chatter-fish. 🗣️🐟
9. What do you call a fish that’s always late? A tardy-fish. 🐟⏰
10. What do you call a fish that’s always swimming in circles? A dizzy-fish. 🐠💫
11. What do you call a fish that’s always getting lost? A lost-fish.
12. What do you call a fish that’s always getting into fights? A rough-fish. 🐟🥊
13. What do you call a fish that’s always telling jokes? A punny-fish. 🐟😂
14. What do you call a fish that’s always making faces? A fishy-face. 🐟😆
15. What do you call a fish that’s always singing? A melodic-fish. 🎶🐟
16. What do you call a fish that’s always getting caught? A trap-fish. 🎣🐟
17. What do you call a fish that’s always trying to escape? A get-away-fish. 🐠💨
18. What do you call a fish that’s always in a good mood? A happy-fish. 😃🐟
19. What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-fish. 🐟👮
20. What do you call a fish that’s always making a mess? A messy-fish. 🐟💦

Good Friday Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
3. What do you call a kangaroo with no arms? A pouch potato!
4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
6. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox!
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
10. What do you call a kangaroo with no arms? A pouch potato!
11. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
13. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox!
14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
17. What do you call a kangaroo with no arms? A pouch potato!
18. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
20. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox!

Holy Mackerel! Here’s a School of Fishy Good Friday Puns

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the fish blush? It saw the bottom of a boat.
3. What do you call a fish with no scales? A smoothie.
4. Why are fish so bad at poker? They always have a full house.
5. What do you call a fish that can’t swim? A “sink”er.
6. Why did the fish get lost? It didn’t have its GPS “fin”der.
7. What do you call a fish that’s always late? A tardy tuna.
8. Why didn’t the fish go to the party? He couldn’t “sea” anyone he knew.
9. Why did the fish run away from the fisherman? He was afraid of being “hooked”.
10. What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A “fin”-tastic delinquent.
11. Why did the fish wear a tie? To “knot” 🔱 get caught.
12. What do you call a fish that’s afraid of everything? A “scaredy” cat-fish.
13. Why did the fish get a sunburn? It fell asleep “fin”-ishing its tan.
14. What do you call a fish that’s always getting into fights? A “brawler” fish.
15. Why did the fish go to the doctor? It had a “scale” problem.
16. What do you call a fish that’s always laughing? A “jolly” dolphin.
17. Why did the fish get a speeding ticket? It was driving too “fast” in the “current”.
18. What do you call a fish that’s always bragging? A “show-off” fish.
19. What do you call a fish that’s always getting sick? A “fluke”.
20. Why did the fish go to the bank? To get a “loan” shark.

Seas the Day with These Fin-tastic Good Friday Fish Puns

1. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!
2. Why was the fish so smart? Because it had high sea-Q. 🐟
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A guppy with an attitude!
5. Why did the fish go to the doctor? It was feeling a little gill-ty. 🐟
6. What did the big fish say to the little fish? Swim with me, and I’ll show you the ocean.
7. Why did the fish get lost? Because it didn’t have its own GPS-gill.
8. What do you call a fish with no fins? A swim-possible fish!
9. What do you call a fish that’s always getting into fights? A bully-fish. 🐟
10. Why did the fish wear a tuxedo? Because it was a formal-finned event.
11. What do you call a fish that’s always swimming in circles? A round-trip fish.
12. Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide.
13. What do you call a fish that’s always late? A procrastin-fin.
14. Why did the fish get a job as a lifeguard? Because it was a great way to keep all the swimmers safe. 🐟
15. What do you call a fish that’s always in the library? A book-worm.
16. Why did the fish get a haircut? Because it wanted to look sharp.
17. What do you call a fish that’s always bragging? A show-off-ish.
18. Why did the fish wear sunglasses? Because it was a bright-eyed fish. 🐟
19. What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A fin-tastic troublemaker.
20. Why did the fish get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be a little more ink-redible.

Shell Yeah! These Good Friday Puns Are Cracking Me Up

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other side.
3. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. 🤦‍♂️
5. What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.
6. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
8. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi! 🍣
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
11. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi! 🍣
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