141+ Disney Christmas Puns to Make Your Holidays Jolly and Bright!

Christmas time is upon us, and that means it’s time for puns! I’ve got a sleigh-full of Disney Christmas puns that will make you laugh until your sides hurt.I’m not the only one busy this time of year, it is a very busy time for Santa and his elves. I’m sure he’d take a break for a good pun or two!So whether you’re looking for a way to spread some holiday cheer or you just need a good laugh, I’ve got you covered. Dive in and enjoy these Disney Christmas puns!’Heading 1′: Ho Ho Ho-kay Jokes to Make You Laugh!Get ready for a snow-stopping collection of puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.’Heading 2′: Deck the Halls with Puns! These puns are so good, they’ll make your Christmas tree sparkle.’Heading 3′: What Do You Call a Snowman with a Six-Pack? An abdominal snowman!’Heading 4′: Why Did Cinderella Wear Winter Boots?Because she wanted to go to the glass slipper-y slide!’Heading 5′: What’s a Mouse’s Favorite Disney Christmas Movie?’Frozen’!’Heading 6′: What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman and a Vampire?Frostbite!’Heading 7′: Why Did Mickey Mouse Get Coal for Christmas?Because he was naughty…and a mouse!’Heading 8′: What Do You Call a Reindeer with No Front Teeth?A gummy deer!I hope you enjoyed these Disney Christmas puns! I know I did. If you have any favorites, please share them in the comments below. And don’t forget to check out my other blog posts for more holiday fun.

Ho Ho Ho-kay Jokes to Make You Laugh!

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
5. Why are colds bad criminals? They’re very hard to catch.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
7. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
8. How does NASA organize a company party? They planet.
9. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
10. What do you call a group of cows playing poker? A royal flush.
11. 🐮 Why did the cow go to the doctor? It was feeling moooody.
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
13. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
14. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
16. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
19. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
20. Why did the teddy bear get arrested? For stuffing a bunny.

Deck the Halls with Puns!

1. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! 🦌
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea!
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄️
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack and a carrot nose? Arnold Snowzenegger!
6. What do you call a snowman wearing a hat? A snow-cone-head!
7. What do you call a snowman with a sore throat? A snow-hoarse!
8. What do you call a snowman with no arms? A snow-wave!
9. What do you call a snowman with no legs? A snow-stump!
10. What do you call a snowman with only one arm? A snow-shake!
11. What do you call a snowman with a toothache? A snow-ouch!
12. What do you call a snowman that can’t swim? A snow-sink!
13. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A snow-flake! ❄️
14. What do you call a snowman that’s always happy? A snow-beam!
15. What do you call a snowman that’s always sad? A snow-moan!
16. What do you call a snowman that’s always dancing? A snow-ball!
17. What do you call a snowman that’s always bragging? A snow-show!
18. What do you call a snowman that’s always freezing? A snow-cone!
19. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-flake-out! ❄️
20. What do you call a snowman that’s always making snowmen? A snow-multiplier!

What Do You Call a Snowman with a Six-Pack?

1. An abdominal snowman
2. A six-pack of ice
3. A frosty six-pack
4. A ripped snowman ☃️
5. A muscular snowman
6. A bodybuilder snowman 🏋️‍♂️
7. A snow-bound six-pack ❄️
8. A chilly six-pack 🥶
9. A muscular snowman with a core of ice
10. A snowman with a cool core
11. A six-pack of frozen abs
12. A snowman with a shredded physique 💪
13. A snow-flexing snowman
14. A six-pack of ice cubes
15. A snowman with a bodacious bod
16. A snowman with a snow-cial six-pack
17. A snowman who’s totally ripped
18. A snowman with a physique to die for
19. A snowman who’s shredded for the slopes
20. A snowman who’s not afraid to show off his abs 💪

Why Did Cinderella Wear Winter Boots?

1. Because she wanted to go to the ball in style!
2. So she could keep her glass slippers warm.
3. She was afraid her toes would freeze off! ❄️
4. She wanted to make sure she had a snow-balling good time.
5. She knew the coach would turn into a pumpkin at midnight, so she wanted to be prepared for the cold.
6. Because she was going to a winter ball!
7. Her fairy godmother told her she needed to keep her feet warm.
8. She heard the prince had a wicked stepmother who was always trying to freeze people out.
9. So she could skate to the ball! ⛸️
10. Because she wanted to be the belle of the ball!
11. She was afraid of slipping on the ice.
12. Because she knew the prince would be wearing his ice skates!
13. So she could walk through the snow without getting her feet wet.
14. She wanted to make a grand entrance at the ball.
15. Because she was going to a winter wonderland!
16. So she could keep her feet warm and dry on her way to the ball.
17. She was afraid the mice would nibble on her glass slippers.
18. So she could make a quick getaway if the prince turned out to be a frog! 🐸
19. Because she wanted to be the life of the party!
20. So she could get a head start on the snowball fight! ☃️

What’s a Mouse’s Favorite Disney Christmas Movie?

1. Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Christmas! 🐭🎄
2. Clearly, it’s “Cinderellabration: Christmas Wishes”! 🏰✨
3. “Frozen” in Time: The Christmas Story of Olaf ❄️☃️
4. “Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas”! 🌹✨
5. “Toy Story That Time Forgot: The Christmas Edition”! 🧸🎁
6. “Christmas with Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year”! 🍯🎄
7. “Mickey’s Christmas Carol”: Scrooge McDuck strikes again! 💰🎄
8. “Merry Christmas, Donald Duck” 🦆🎄
9. “The Twelve Days of Christmas” (featuring Disney characters)! 😂🎄
10. “Santa’s Helpers: Goofy and Mickey Save Christmas”! 🎅🎄🌟
11. “The Nightmare Before Disney Christmas” 🎃🎄
12. “Mickey Mouse’s Christmas Surprise” 🐭🎁🎄
13. “A Goofy Christmas” 🎄🐶
14. “Pluto’s Christmas Tree” 🎄🐶🐾
15. “Christmas with Chip ‘n’ Dale” 🐿️🐿️🎄
16. “Donald Duck’s Christmas Quackers” 🦆🎄
17. “Mickey Mouse’s Christmas Carol: The Scrooge McDuck Edition” 💰🎄
18. “Christmas at Disney World: A Very Merry Mix-Up!” 😂🎄🌟
19. “The Christmas Wish: A Disney Holiday Story” 🌠🎄✨
20. “Minnie Mouse’s Christmas Countdown” 🎀🎄🗓️

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman and a Vampire?

1. Frostbite
2. A bloodthirsty snowman 🧛‍♂️
3. Ice that bites
4. A chilling vampire
5. A cool-blooded killer
6. A frozen vampire 🧊
7. A frosty vampire
8. A snowman with sharp teeth
9. A vampire that loves winter
10. A snowman that drinks blood🩸
11. A vampire that turns into a snowman
12. A snowman that can fly
13. A vampire that lives in a freezer
14. A snowman that can hypnotize you
15. A vampire that loves snowball fights
16. A snowman that can turn into a bat
17. A vampire that loves snow cones 🍧
18. A snowman that can sing
19. A vampire that loves to play hockey
20. A snowman that can turn into a wolf

Why Did Mickey Mouse Get Coal for Christmas?

• Because he had a “mousy” Christmas!
• Because he couldn’t keep his paws off the presents!
• Because he wasn’t very Minnie!
• Because he got caught in a Santa “trap”!
• Because his reindeer was named Comet, but he preferred “Puns”!
• Because he wanted to warm up his sleigh bells! ❄️
• Because he thought it was a “block” of cheese! 🧀
• Because he wanted to make a “Mickey” out of the situation!
• Because he didn’t want to get “burned” by the fireplace! 🔥
• Because he heard it was the “hottest” new present!
• Because he was a “coal-hearted” mouse! 🖤
• Because he had a “grate” attitude! 🔥
• Because he wanted to keep “warm” on those cold winter nights! 🥶
• Because he wanted to “light up” the Christmas tree! ✨
• Because he was “grateful” for the gift! 💖
• Because he was a “coal” miner mouse! ⛏️
• Because he wanted to make a “snow” globe! ❄️
• Because he was hoping for a “diamond” but got coal instead! 💎

What Do You Call a Reindeer with No Front Teeth?

1. A buck with a gap
2. An antlerless moose
3. A deer-bitten dentist
4. A bucky-toothed beastie 🦷
5. A gappy-gripped grazer
6. A buck with no bite
7. A toothless tinkler
8. A dentally deficient deer
9. A reindeer with a receding gumline
10. A buck with a missing incisor
11. A reindeer with a gummy grin 🦷
12. A buck with a snaggletooth-free smile
13. A deer with a twinkle in its toothless mouth
14. A reindeer with a bucktoothed grin
15. A deer with a jolly ho-ho-ho, even without any teeth
16. A buck with a pearly white… oh wait, never mind
17. A toothless but jolly deer, spreading Christmas cheer
18. A reindeer with a winning smile, gap and all 🦷
19. A deer with a tooth fairy addiction
20. A reindeer with no front teeth, but still the best smile in the North Pole

Why Are Christmas Elves Such Good Dancers?

1. Because they have mistle-toes 🎅
2. They toe-tally rock it 🩰
3. They’ve got elf-cellent rhythm 💃🕺
4. They’re always on their sleigh feet 🛷
5. They can shake their jingle bells like nobody’s business 🔔
6. They’ve got great elf-ordination 🧘
7. Their moves are so merry 😂
8. They’re known for their snow-cial dancing ❄️
9. They never have a ho-ho-hum time on the dance floor 🤶
10. They’re the best at Santa-sizing their moves 🎅
11. They’re gift-ed at tripping the light fantastic 🎁
12. They’re always ready to sleigh the competition 🛷
13. They’ve got the Claus-est thing to perfect rhythm 🤶
14. They’re the most jolliest dancers on the block 🎄
15. They’re known for their elf-centric dance moves 🩰
16. They’re the only ones who can do the Krampus-walk 😈
17. They’ve got the most jingle-tastic moves around 🔔
18. They’re always ready to show off their snow-cial skills ❄️
19. They’ve got the best moves for the season 🎅🤶🎄

What Did the Christmas Tree Say to the Decorator?

1. “I’m all decked out and ready to sparkle!” 🎄
2. “Let’s be fir real, I’m the star of the show.” ✨
3. “I’m a little spruce, but I’ll grow on you.” 🌲
4. “Don’t fir-get to hang your baubles on me.” 🎁
5. “I’m fir-ever grateful for all the presents I receive.” 🎀
6. “I’m a real pine-terpreter of Christmas cheer.” 🎄
7. “I’m all about the merry-ment.” 🎅
8. “I’m a fir-midable force in the Christmas spirit.” 💪
9. “I’m the Santa-ment to all your Christmas wishes.” 🎁
10. “I’m a holly-jolly good time.” 🤶
11. “I’m a fir-evergreen reminder of the Christmas spirit.” 🌲
12. “I’m a fir-ever-lasting symbol of Christmas joy.” 🌟
13. “I’m a fir-tunate tree to be a part of your Christmas celebration.” 🎄
14. “I’m a fir-real treasure.” 💎
15. “I’m a fir-ever-lasting friend.” ☃️
16. “I’m a fir-ever-green reminder of the Christmas spirit.” 🌲
17. “I’m a fir-ever-lasting symbol of Christmas joy.” 🌟
18. “I’m a fir-tunate tree to be a part of your Christmas celebration.” 🎄
19. “I’m a fir-real treasure.” 💎
20. “I’m a fir-ever-lasting friend.” ☃️

Why Did Santa Get a Parking Ticket?

• Because he left his sleigh in a snow parking zone. ❄️
• For driving under the influence of ho-ho-hol. 🎅
• Because his reindeer were double-parked. 🦌🦌
• For parking his sleigh on the wrong side of the pole. 🚫
• Because his elves were jaywalking. 🤦‍♂️
• For failing to yield to a pedestrian (Frosty the Snowman). ⛄️
• Because he had too many toys in his sled. 🎁
• For not having a valid reindeer operator’s license. 👮‍♀️
• Because his sleigh was too large for the parking space. 🚗
• For singing Christmas carols too loudly. 🎶
• Because he forgot to put his parking brake on and his sleigh rolled down the hill. 🛷
• For breaking the speed limit on the North Pole highway. 🚓
• Because he parked too close to the gingerbread house. 🏠
• For leaving his presents under the wrong tree. 🎄
• Because he was caught red-handed delivering presents to children who had been naughty. 🎁✋
• For parking on Santa’s lawn without permission. 🚫
• Because his sleigh was towed for being overweight. 🚛
• For not having a permit to park his sleigh on private property. 📝

What Do You Call a Snowball Fight Between Two Leprechauns?

1. A snowball fight between two leprechauns? A wee flurry!
2. What do you call a snowman with a gold tooth? A snowmoblin’! 🧙‍♀️
3. Why did the leprechaun cross the road? To get to the other shamrock! 🍀
4. What do you call a leprechaun who can’t control his temper? A pot of gold-anger! 💰🤬
5. What’s the difference between a leprechaun and a snowflake? One’s a short stack and the other’s a snowpack! ❄️
6. Why did the leprechaun wear a raincoat? To avoid a pot of dew! 💧
7. What do you call a leprechaun who’s always in trouble? A pot stirrer! 🧙‍♂️🥄
8. What do you call a leprechaun with no shoes? Barefootin’! 👣
9. Why did the leprechaun get lost? Because he followed the rainbow’s curve! 🌈❓
10. What do you call a leprechaun who can sing? A shamrock ‘n’ roller! 🎶🍀
11. What do you call a leprechaun who’s always on the go? A pot-hopper! 🧙‍♂️🦘
12. Why did the leprechaun quit his job? Because he was always getting caught with his gold in his hands! 👮‍♂️💰
13. What do you call a leprechaun who’s always cold? A shiverin’ shamrock! ❄️🧙‍♂️
14. Why did the leprechaun cross the playground? To get to the other slide! 🧙‍♂️🛝
15. What do you call a leprechaun who’s always telling jokes? A pot of pun! 🃏🧙‍♂️
16. Why did the leprechaun get a speeding ticket? For driving his pot of gold too fast! 🚓💰💨
17. What do you call a leprechaun who’s always on vacation? A pot-head! ✈️🧙‍♂️
18. Why did the leprechaun get a job at the library? To help people find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! 📖🌈🧙‍♂️
19. What do you call a leprechaun who’s always late? A pot-dawdler! ⏰🧙‍♂️
20. Why did the leprechaun open a restaurant? To serve up some shamrock shakes! 🍀🥤🧙‍♂️

Why Did the Grinch Love Christmas Eve?

• He could finally “ho-ho-ho” himself!
• Because it was the most “ewe-phoric” night of the year!
• He got a “rush” from the Christmas rush.
• He was the “Grinch of honor” at the Christmas Eve ball.
• He loved the “sweetness” of the season. 🎁
• He was always up for a “reindeer party.”
• He thought Santa’s sleigh was “sleigh-mazing”!
• He loved the “snow” business that came with Christmas Eve. ❄️
• It was his “favorite” holiday to steal presents.
• He got a “kick” out of the Christmas crackers.
• He loved the “tinsel-ing” sound of Christmas bells.
• He thought the Christmas lights were “bright”ening up his life.
• He was “snow” happy to have a reason to steal Christmas. ☃️
• He loved the “frosting” on the Christmas cookies.
• He thought the Christmas tree was “holly” jolly.
• He loved the “warm fuzzies” he got from stealing Christmas presents.
• He was always looking for a “snow-cial” event.
• He thought the Christmas music was “snow-thing” but catchy.
• He loved the “sugar plum” fairies that danced in his dreams on Christmas Eve. 🩰

What Do You Get When You Cross a Christmas Tree and a Porcupine?

1. A pine-cushion!
2. A Christmas cactus with attitude!
3. A prickly holiday decoration!
4. A present you don’t want to sit on!
5. A festive ouch!
6. A holiday hazard!
7. A prickly present! 🎄
8. A spiky Christmas tree!
9. A tree with a serious case of needle-drop!
10. A Christmas tree that’s not afraid to defend itself!
11. A tree that’s always ready for a hug… if you’re careful!
12. A tree that’s guaranteed to make you laugh (even if it’s at your own expense)!
13. A tree that’s perfect for cats who like to climb!
14. A tree that will make your guests say, “Ouch!” 🌵
15. A tree that will make you think twice about putting up decorations!
16. A tree that’s perfect for people who love a good joke!
17. A tree that’s sure to give you a case of the giggles!
18. A tree that’s perfect for anyone who loves to laugh (even if they’re the ones getting poked)!
19. A tree that’s sure to bring a smile to your face (even if it’s through the pain)!
20. A tree that’s the perfect addition to any festive gathering (as long as everyone is wearing gloves)! 🧤

Rosana C. Nogueira

Especialista de Seguros | Key Account | Executivo de Negócios | Gestão Comercial