144+ Five Nights at Freddy’s Puns That Will Make You Jump with Laughter!

Prepare yourself for a side-splitting journey into the realm of Five Nights at Freddy’s puns, where laughter reigns supreme and jumpscares take a backseat. Join us as we delve into a world of animatronic humor, where Freddy Fazbear takes center stage as the pun master himself. Whether you’re a seasoned FNAF veteran or a newcomer to the franchise, these groan-worthy gems will leave you howling at the moon. From Foxy’s pirate-themed quips to Chica’s beak-ing jokes, each character has their own signature brand of humor. So, buckle up, grab a slice of pizza, and let’s dive into the ultimate collection of Five Nights at Freddy’s puns!

Freddy Fazbear: The Pun Master

1. What do you call a bear that’s always telling jokes? Freddy Faz-bear. 🐻
2. Why did Freddy Fazbear get a job as a security guard? Because he’s always on the lookout for a good scare! 👻
3. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear animatronic that’s always trying to make you laugh? A “punny” bear. 🐻🤣
4. Why did Freddy Fazbear join a comedy club? To get his punchlines straight. 👊
5. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that loves to sing? A “vocal” bear. 🎤🐻
6. Why did Freddy Fazbear get a flashlight? To “bear” the darkness. 🔦🐻
7. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that’s always making dad jokes? A “paw”ful punster. 🐾🤣
8. Why did Freddy Fazbear get a new hat? To “bear” the cold. 🥶🐻
9. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that’s always getting into trouble? An “animatronic” prankster. 🐻🎭
10. Why did Freddy Fazbear go to the doctor? Because he had a “paw”ful cough. 😷🐾
11. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that’s always getting lost? A “bear-y” lost animatronic. 🐻🗺️
12. Why did Freddy Fazbear open a pizza place? To “bear”ly make ends meet. 🍕🐻
13. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that’s always making puns? A “pun”isher. 🐻🤣
14. Why did Freddy Fazbear get a new car? To “bear” the cost of gas. 🚗💰
15. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that’s always telling knock-knock jokes? A “knock” bear. 🐻🚪
16. Why did Freddy Fazbear start a band? To “bear” the weight of his music. 🎸🐻
17. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that’s always playing video games? A “gamer” bear. 🎮🐻
18. Why did Freddy Fazbear join a gym? To “bear” the weight. 💪🐻
19. What do you call a Freddy Fazbear that’s always making fun of himself? A “self-deprecating” bear. 🐻😂
20. Why did Freddy Fazbear get a new job as a chef? To “bear” the heat in the kitchen. 🍳🐻

Foxy’s Pirate Puns

1. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his belt buckle. The bartender says, “Hey, I see you’re at helm!”
2. What do you call a pirate with two wooden legs? Timber.
3. How do pirates communicate with the other ships in the fleet? They use a “sea phone.”
4. What do you call a pirate that can’t keep his balance? A swashbuckling fool.
5. What do you call a pirate that’s always cold? A shiver me timbers!
6. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of party? A buccaneer bash!
7. Why did the pirate bury his treasure in a hole in the ground? Because he didn’t want to leave it on the shelf! 🏴‍☠️
8. What do you call a pirate who’s always up for a good time? A “jolly roger.”
9. What do you call a pirate who loves to sing? A “swashbuckling crooner.”
10. Why did the pirate go to the doctor? To get his scurvy medication.
11. What do you call a pirate’s favorite kind of music? Yo-ho-heavy metal.
12. What do you call a pirate who’s always on the go? A “restless pirate.”
13. What do you call a pirate who’s always telling jokes? A “pun-derer.”
14. Why did the pirate cross the playground? To get to the other treasure chest.
15. What do you call a pirate who’s always lost? A “marooned mariner.”
16. What do you call a pirate who’s always getting into trouble? A “ruffian on the run.”
17. What do you call a pirate who’s always looking for buried treasure? A “treasure hunter.”
18. What do you call a pirate who’s always fighting with his crew? A “swashbuckling scamp.”
19. What do you call a pirate who’s always running away from the law? A “scallywag on the lam.”
20. What do you call a pirate who’s always dreaming of going on adventures? A “free-spirited buccaneer.”

Chica’s Beak-ing Puns

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
2. What do you call a bird with no feathers? A chicken nugget.
3. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To get to the other side and back again.
4. What do you call a chicken with no eyes? No pecker.
5. Why did the chicken go to the library? To get to the bottom of a few mysteries.
   🐥 6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🐥
6. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
11. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
12. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
13. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
15. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato.
16. Why did the coffee bean get arrested? For being a grind.
17. What do you call a snowplow in Paris? Sacrebleu!
18. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.
19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

Bonnie’s Hopping Puns

• Why did the bunny hop down the road? To get to the other “hare”.
• What do you call a rabbit with a top hat? The “hare” apparent.
• Why are rabbits good at hopping? Because they’ve got “hare” power!
• What do you call a rabbit that’s always late? The “hare” who lost his watch.
• What do you call a rabbit who’s always getting lost? The “hare” who’s losing his compass. 😂
• Why did the rabbit get lost in the forest? Because he took a “hare” turn.
• What do you call a rabbit who loves to dance? The “hare” raiser.
• Why did the rabbit get kicked out of the library? For hopping over the books!
• What do you call a rabbit who’s always getting into trouble? The “hare” raiser!
• Why did the rabbit get arrested? For hopping a fence.

Golden Freddy’s Mysterious One-Liners

1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 🐻
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐟
4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳️
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
7. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
8. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato. 🥚
9. Why did the belt go to the doctor? It needed a buckle.
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind. 🐟
11. Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus. 🦠
12. What do you call a frog in a tuxedo? A well-dressed frog. 🐸
13. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐟
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. 🚲
16. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
18. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐄
19. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳️
20. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

Springtrap’s Creepy Puns

1. What do you call a bunny jumping through a field of carrots? A spring-trap! 🐰
2. Why did the springtrap get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way out of the maze. 🐭
3. What do you call a springtrap that’s always getting into trouble? A rascal rabbit! 🐰
4. Why did the springtrap get a new job? Because it was tired of jumping around. 💼
5. What do you call a springtrap that’s always laughing? A giggle-trap! 🤭
6. Why did the springtrap join the cheerleading squad? Because it wanted to do some flips! 🤸‍♀️
7. What do you call a springtrap that’s always eating? A munch-trap! 🍪
8. Why did the springtrap get a new haircut? Because it wanted to look its best for its birthday! 🎂
9. What do you call a springtrap that’s always sleeping? A sleepy-trap! 😴
10. Why did the springtrap go to the doctor? Because it had a spring in its step! 🏃‍♂️
11. What do you call a springtrap that’s always dancing? A jiggle-trap! 🕺
12. Why did the springtrap get a new pair of shoes? Because it wanted to hop around in style! 👠
13. What do you call a springtrap that’s always playing tricks? A prank-trap! 🃏
14. Why did the springtrap get a new phone? Because it wanted to be able to text its friends! 📱
15. What do you call a springtrap that’s always snoring? A snooze-trap! 😴
16. Why did the springtrap get a new car? Because it wanted to drive around in style! 🚗
17. What do you call a springtrap that’s always getting into fights? A rumble-trap! 👊
18. Why did the springtrap get a new hat? Because it wanted to look its best for its graduation! 🎓
19. What do you call a springtrap that’s always singing? A croak-trap! 🎤
20. Why did the springtrap get a new pet? Because it wanted to have a companion to jump around with! 🐱

The Puppet’s Marionette Musings

1. Why did the puppet get lost? Because it didn’t have a map-ionette.
2. What do you call a puppet that’s always in trouble? A master of de-puppet-ation.
3. What’s the difference between a puppet and a marionette? About 3 ounces of stuffing.
4. Why did the puppet get a job as a crossing guard? Because it was a master of stop-and-go.
5. What do you call a puppet that’s always late? A tardy marionette.
6. Why did the puppet join the choir? Because it had a great voice-box.
7. What’s a puppet’s favorite type of music? String quartet. 🎹
8. Why did the puppet get a degree in engineering? Because it wanted to become a master of pup-peteering.
9. What do you call a puppet that’s always making mistakes? A mis-puppet.
10. Why did the puppet get a job as a security guard? Because it was a master of keep-out. 💪
11. What do you call a puppet that’s always getting into trouble? A pup-petty thief.
12. Why did the puppet get a job as a therapist? Because it was a master of mind-control. 🧠
13. What do you call a puppet that’s always getting into arguments? A de-bait-able marionette.
14. Why did the puppet get a job as a chef? Because it was a master of pup-ular dishes. 🍕
15. What do you call a puppet that’s always getting sick? A sick-and-tired marionette.
16. Why did the puppet get a job as a librarian? Because it was a master of book-keeping. 📚
17. What do you call a puppet that’s always getting into fights? A puppet-bully. 👊
18. Why did the puppet get a job as a lifeguard? Because it was a master of safe-keeping. 🌊
19. What do you call a puppet that’s always getting lost? A wandering marionette. 🗺️
20. Why did the puppet get a job as a teacher? Because it was a master of pup-il education. 🎓

Mangle’s Twisted Puns

1. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘
6. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐮
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis.)
10. What do you call a lazy clock? A watch.
11. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis.)
12. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis.)
13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis.)
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis…again.)
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐮 (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis…with an emoji this time.)
16. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis…with an emoji this time.)
17. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘 (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis…with an emoji this time.)
18. What do you call a clock that’s always right? A watch. (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis…with an emoji this time.)
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis…with an emoji this time…again.)
20. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. (Yes, it’s repeated for emphasis…with an emoji this time…again.)

Ballora’s Graceful Groans

1. Why did Ballora dance so gracefully? Because she had a great ballet-rina! 🎭
2. What do you call a Ballora who’s always in a bad mood? A grump-ballora! 😠
3. Why did Ballora open a dance studio? Because she wanted to teach students how to do the “fun-kin’ chicken”! 🍗
4. What do you get when you cross a Ballora with a ballerina? A graceful groan of elegance! 👯‍♀️
5. Why was Ballora so popular with the kids? Because she had all the right moves! 🕺
6. How does Ballora stay so slim? By eating only “low-cal-ora” meals! 🍽️
7. What do you call a Ballora who’s always late? A “min-ora”! ⌛
8. Why didn’t Ballora want to go to the doctor? Because he said she was a “high-risk-ora”! 🏥
9. What do you call a Ballora who’s always making jokes? A “pun-ora”! 😂
10. Why did Ballora get arrested? Because she was caught “creep-in'”! 🤫
11. What do you call a Ballora who loves to cook? A “pasta-ora”! 🍝
12. Why did Ballora join the choir? Because she wanted to “sing-ora”! 🎤
13. What do you call a Ballora who’s always getting lost? A “lost-ora”! 🗺️
14. Why did Ballora get a new job as a clown? Because she wanted to make people “laugh-ora”! 🤡
15. What do you call a Ballora who’s always behind the times? A “late-ora”! 🐢
16. Why did Ballora get kicked out of the dance competition? Because she was caught “cheating-ora”! 🏅
17. What do you call a Ballora who’s always tired? A “sleepy-ora”! 🥱
18. Why did Ballora get a promotion? Because she was a “hard-work-ora”! 💪
19. What do you call a Ballora who’s always fixing things? A “handy-ora”! 🛠️
20. Why did Ballora become a teacher? Because she wanted to “edu-cora”! 📚

Funtime Foxy’s Foxy Laughs

1. What do you call a fox with a sense of humor? A Foxy Laugher! 😁
2. Why do foxes make great comedians? Because they’re always telling TAIL-ing jokes! 🦊
3. What do you get when you cross a fox with a clown? A funny little FOXY WOCKY! 🤡
4. Why did the fox get banned from the party? Because he kept telling FOXY JOKES! 🚫
5. What do you call a fox that’s always pranking its friends? A TRICKY FOX! 🦊
6. Why did the fox cross the road? To get to the other SNACK! 🍗
7. What do you call a fox that always has the best puns? A PUN-TASTIC FOX! 🦊
8. Why did the fox get a new job as a librarian? To find out all the PUN-DERFUL books! 📚
9. What do you call a fox that’s always getting into trouble? A MISCHIE-FOX! 🦊
10. What do you call a fox that’s always laughing? A LAUGH-OUT-LOUD FOX! 🤣
11. Why did the fox get a new car? To drive around and tell FOXY RIDDLES! 🚗
12. What do you call a fox that’s always telling jokes? A COMED-FOX! 🦊
13. Why did the fox get a new haircut? To look FANCY-DANCY! 💇‍♂️
14. What do you call a fox that’s always making funny faces? A GOOFY-FOX! 🦊
15. Why did the fox get a new phone? To download all the JOKE APPS! 📲
16. What do you call a fox that’s always playing tricks? A SILLY-FOX! 🦊
17. Why did the fox get a new pet? To have a FOXY COMPANION! 🐕
18. What do you call a fox that’s always getting lost? A CONFUS-FOX! 🦊
19. Why did the fox get a new hobby? To learn how to JUGGLE! 🤹‍♂️
20. What do you call a fox that’s always singing? A MUSICAL-FOX! 🦊

Circus Baby’s Cringe-Worthy Quips

1. What do you call a clown who’s always getting into trouble? A circus baby! 🎪
2. Why did the circus baby cross the road? To get to the other slide! 🎭
3. What do you call a circus baby who’s always making faces? A clown-puppeteer! 🙈
4. Why was the circus baby afraid of the dark? Because it couldn’t see its own shadow! 🫣
5. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting lost? A ringmaster’s nightmare! 😥
6. Why did the circus baby get a cold? Because it was juggling ice cubes! 🥶
7. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting into fights? Abraca-dabble! ⚔️
8. Why did the circus baby go to the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather! 🤒
9. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting praised? A liontamer! 🦁
10. Why did the circus baby get a speeding ticket? It was driving a clown car! 🚓
11. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting lost? A ringmaster’s right-hand man! 🗺️
12. Why did the circus baby get arrested? It was caught juggling stolen goods! 👮
13. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting scared? A frightmaster! 👻
14. Why did the circus baby get a sunburn? It was standing too close to the fire-breather! 🔥
15. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting sick? A sicko-clown! 😷
16. Why did the circus baby get fired? It was caught juggling too many balls! 🤹
17. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting injured? A clown-tastrophy! 🤕
18. Why did the circus baby get detention? It was caught playing pranks on the other clowns! 🃏
19. What do you call a circus baby who’s always getting lost? A ringmaster’s right-hand man! 🧭
20. Why did the circus baby get a speeding ticket? It was driving a clown car! 🚗

Molten Freddy’s Melted Puns

1. What do you call a melted Freddy Fazbear? A molten metal mess!
2. Why did Freddy Fazbear get a sunburn? Because he was too hot to handle!
3. What do you call a group of molten Freddy Fazbears? A molten metal mayhem!
4. Why did the molten Freddy Fazbear cross the road? To get to the other molten side!
5. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that can’t swim? A molten metal sinker!
6. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always late? A molten metal procrastinator!
7. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always hungry? A molten metal muncher!
8. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always tired? A molten metal snoozer!
9. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always making jokes? A molten metal punster!
10. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always getting into trouble? A molten metal mischief maker!
11. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always trying to scare people? A molten metal boogeyman!
12. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always getting lost? A molten metal wanderer!
13. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always making a mess? A molten metal slob!
14. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always breaking things? A molten metal wrecker!
15. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always getting sick? A molten metal hypochondriac!
16. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always getting into fights? A molten metal brawler!
17. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always trying to be funny? A molten metal comedian!
18. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always trying to be clever? A molten metal mastermind!
19. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always trying to be a leader? A molten metal captain!
20. What do you call a molten Freddy Fazbear that’s always trying to be a hero? A molten metal superhero! 🦸‍♀️🤖

Scrap Baby’s Scrapper Quips

1. Why did Scrap Baby go to the scrap yard? To get some new scrap!
2. What do you call a Scrap Baby who loves to dance? A scrap dancer!
3. What do you get when you cross a Scrap Baby with a vacuum cleaner? A scrap vac!
4. Why did Scrap Baby get lost? Because she didn’t have a map (🗺️)
5. What do you call a Scrap Baby who’s always late? A scrap tardy!
6. Why did Scrap Baby get a new job? Because she was tired of being a scrap heap!
7. What do you call a Scrap Baby who’s always getting into trouble? A scrap troublemaker!
8. Why did Scrap Baby get a makeover? Because she wanted to look scrap-tastic!
9. What do you call a Scrap Baby who loves to read? A scrap bookworm!
10. Why did Scrap Baby get a new car? Because she wanted to scrap around town!
11. What do you call a Scrap Baby who’s always happy? A scrap-happy camper!
12. Why did Scrap Baby get a new haircut? Because she wanted to look sharp!
13. What do you call a Scrap Baby who’s always cold? A scrapcicle! (🥶)
14. Why did Scrap Baby get a new pet? Because she wanted to have a scrap-tastic time!
15. What do you call a Scrap Baby who loves to play video games? A scrap gamer!
16. Why did Scrap Baby get a new hobby? Because she wanted to scrap-book her memories!
17. What do you call a Scrap Baby who’s always smiling? A scrap-tastic grin!
18. Why did Scrap Baby get a new job? Because she wanted to scrap-book her future!
19. What do you call a Scrap Baby who’s always getting into trouble? A scrap-tastic troublemaker!
20. Why did Scrap Baby get a new outfit? Because she wanted to look scrap-tastic!

William Afton’s Sinister Jokes

1. What do you call William Afton’s favorite color? “Burnt orange” 😈
2. Why did William Afton cross the road? “To get to the other child.” 🐔
3. What do you call William Afton’s favorite pizza? “Freddy Fazbear’s Pie” 🍕
4. Why was William Afton so good at bowling? “He had a lot of spare parts.” 🎳
5. What do you call William Afton’s favorite holiday? “Hallow-springtrap-mas” 🎃
6. Why did William Afton become a farmer? “To raise springtraps.” 🚜
7. What do you call William Afton’s favorite type of music? “Death metal.” 🎤
8. Why did William Afton go to the library? “To check out a book on how to be a better killer.” 📚
9. What do you call William Afton’s favorite Netflix show? “Stranger Things.” 📺
10. Why did William Afton join the Boy Scouts? “To learn how to tie night watchmen up.” 🏕️
11. What do you call William Afton’s favorite type of car? “A death trap.” 🚗
12. Why did William Afton get lost in the woods? “Because he didn’t know which way to turn.” 🌲
13. What do you call William Afton’s favorite type of coffee? “Espresso.” ☕
14. Why did William Afton become a doctor? “To stitch up his victims.” 👩‍⚕️
15. What do you call William Afton’s favorite type of flower? “A rose with thorns.” 🌹
16. Why did William Afton get a tattoo? “To commemorate his kills.” 🖌️
17. What do you call William Afton’s favorite type of animal? “A bear trap.” 🐻
18. Why did William Afton become a chef? “To cook up his victims.” 👨‍🍳
19. What do you call William Afton’s favorite type of art? “A bloody masterpiece.” 🖼️
20. Why did William Afton open a bakery? “To make ‘springtrap cookies’.” 🍪