181+ Humorous Bee Puns to Add a Little Buzz to Your Day!

Do you identify as bi? If so, you’re in for a treat! This blog post is filled with bi puns that will make you laugh out loud, groan, and roll your eyes. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the puns!I’m not bi-ased, but I think these puns are pretty great. They’re perfect for sharing with your friends, family, or anyone else who appreciates a good pun. And if you’re looking for a way to break the ice with someone new, these puns are sure to get a conversation started.So what are you waiting for? Dive into the puns and get ready to laugh! I promise you won’t be dis-appointed.

Bi-utiful Puns That Will Make You Laugh Aloud

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
4. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. 🐶
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
11. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. ⏰
12. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 🍝
14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick. 😳
15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! 🦌
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐄
18. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
19. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🦘
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠

Bi-cycle puns that will make you go off the rails

• Why did the bicyclist get arrested? Because they were bi-wheeling!
• What do you call a bike that can’t stay up? A two-tired bike!
• What’s the difference between a well-maintained bike and a broken one? One’s two-tired, and the other’s tired-too.
• Why did the cyclist ride his bike down the hill? To get to the bottom of it! 🚲
• What do you call a bike that’s been to the dentist? A filled-tire!
• Why did the bike get a flat tire? Because it was too tired!
• What do you call a bike that’s always late? A procrastin-cycle!
• What do you call a bike that’s always in trouble? A delinquency-cycle!
• Why did the bike go to the doctor? Because it was feeling de-spoked!
• What do you call a bike that’s always arguing? A contra-cycle!
• Why did the bike take a nap? Because it was two-tired! 😴
• What do you call a bike that’s always breaking down? A frag-cycle!
• Why did the bike get a speeding ticket? Because it was going down-hill too fast! 🚨
• What do you call a bike that’s always getting lost? A misdirect-cycle!
• Why did the bike cross the road? To get to the other side-chain!
• What do you call a bike that’s always making noise? A rattle-cycle!
• Why did the bike get a divorce? Because it was tired of the same old spokes!

Bi-zarre puns that will leave you scratching your head

1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? It was two tired!
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
6. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
9. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato.
10. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back!
11. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
12. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐄
14. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
18. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. 🪃
19. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾
20. Why are colds bad criminals? They’re very hard to catch! 😷

Bi-ble puns that will make you say Amen

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 😂
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
6. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
8. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
11. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
14. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
19. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
20. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

Bi-lingual puns that will make you speak in tongues

1. Why did the Spanish teacher fail his driving test? Because he couldn’t paralelo park.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it.
4. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
5. I’m not a hoarder, I’m just a very selective minimalist.
6. I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
7. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
9. I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
10. I’m so smart, I can understand myself.
11. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
12. I’m not anti-social, I’m just selectively social.
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
15. I’m not a hoarder, I’m just a very selective minimalist.
16. I’m so smart, I can understand myself.
17. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
18. I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
19. I’m so indecisive, I can’t even decide what to be indecisive about.
20. I’m not anti-social, I’m just selectively social.

Bi-partisan puns that will bring both sides together

1. What do you call a Republican and Democrat sitting on a seesaw? A bipartisan accord!
2. Why couldn’t the liberal and conservative agree on a movie? Because one wanted to watch a “Capra-corn” film. ⚖️
3. What do you call a Democrat who changes their mind? A fliberal!
4. Why did the Republican and Democrat cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle. 🚸
5. What’s the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Liberals want to raise the minimum wage, while conservatives want to minimize raising the wage. 💰
6. Why are politicians like diapers? They should be changed regularly, and for the same reason! 👶
7. What do you call a conservative who’s always late? A procrastinator! 🐢
8. Why did the liberal get lost in the forest? Because they couldn’t see the path through the trees! 🌳
9. What’s the difference between a Democrat and a Republican in a hot air balloon? The Democrat wants to go up, while the Republican wants to go down. 🎈
10. Why did the bipartisan committee break up? Because they couldn’t reach a compromise! 🤦‍♂️
11. What do you call a liberal who’s always complaining? A whiner-al! 🍷
12. Why did the conservative refuse to take a bath? Because they didn’t want to get wet behind the ears! 🛁
13. What’s the difference between a liberal and a conservative at a party? The liberal brings the tofu dip, while the conservative brings the guns. 🔫🥑
14. Why did the liberal get a sunburn? Because they were too busy protesting to wear sunscreen! 🧴
15. What do you call a conservative who’s always angry? A right-wing nut!🔩
16. Why did the bipartisan meeting end in a stalemate? Because they couldn’t find a common ground. 🤝
17. What’s the difference between a liberal and a conservative on a desert island? The liberal wants to build a sustainable society, while the conservative wants to build a wall. 🏝️🧱
18. Why did the liberal and conservative get into a fight? Because they couldn’t agree on the definition of “free speech.” 🗣️
19. What do you call a bipartisan meeting where everyone agrees? A unicorn! 🦄

Bi-g puns for those with a big sense of humor

1. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
6. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
9. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
11. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck!
12. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course? In case he got a hole-in-one! 😂
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚴
16. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 🪃
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌻
18. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐄
19. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! 🥗
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ☃️

Bi-coastal puns that will span the country

1. What do you call a seagull that flies over both coasts? A bi-coastal flyer!
2. Why did the East Coast and West Coast get into a fight? Because one was pacific and the other was atlantic!
3. What do you get when you cross a California surfer with a Maine lobsterman? A bi-coastal crustacean!
4. Why did the coastal highway get so congested? Because it was a toll(ing) road!
5. What’s the best way to travel between the East and West Coasts? By bicylce! 🚲
6. What do you call a sandwich that’s popular on both coasts? A bi-coastal deli!
7. Why did the fish leave the East Coast? Because it wanted to sea the West Coast! 🐠
8. What do you get when you mix a New Yorker and a Californian? A bi-coastal personality!
9. Why did the East Coast and West Coast decide to team up? To form the Coast Guard!
10. What do you call a beach that’s popular with both coasts? A bi-coastal paradise!
11. Why did the coastal town get so crowded? Because it was a popular destination for shell-ebrities! 🐚
12. What’s the difference between the East and West Coasts? The time zone! ⌛
13. Why did the East Coast and West Coast switch places? To be more geographically challenged!
14. What do you call a coastal town with a lot of tourists? A bay-cation spot!
15. Why did the coastal highway get so many speeding tickets? Because it was a fast lane!
16. What’s the best way to see both the East and West Coasts? By crossing the country tide-wise! 🌊
17. Why did the coastal town get so popular? Because it was the place to be!
18. What do you call a coastal city with a lot of traffic? A grid-locked!
19. Why did the East Coast and West Coast get into a debate? Because they couldn’t agree on which coast was better!
20. What do you call a coastal town that’s always under construction? A remodel-by-the-sea!

Bi-monthly puns that will keep you laughing all month long

1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhh!
3. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! 😂
4. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
7. Why did the bee get lost? Because he couldn’t find his hive-way!
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
9. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back!
10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
11. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a bat!
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! 😝
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
15. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 😂
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
19. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhh!

Bi-curious puns that will leave you wanting more

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a bat-fish.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 😂
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
• Why did the ocean wave blush? Because the beach called it a sand-y.
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 🍰
• What do you call a lazy campfire? A low burn.
• Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck.
• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ❄️
• Why did the car get a speeding ticket? Because it was going to fast and furious.
• What do you call a bird that can’t sing? A mute swan.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Bi-polar puns that will have you laughing and crying at the same time

1. Bipolar disorder is like a rollercoaster: up one minute, down the next. 😅
2. What do you call a bipolar bear? A bi-polar. 🐻
3. Why did the bipolar person cross the road? To get to the other side… and then back again. 🔄
4. What do you get when you cross a comedian and a bipolar person? A bipolar comedian. 🎭
5. Why are bipolar people so good at ping-pong? Because they have two good paddles. 🏓
6. What’s the worst thing about being bipolar? Having to take your meds every day. 💊
7. Why did the bipolar person get lost in the woods? Because they couldn’t decide which way to go. 🌲
8. What do you call a bipolar person who’s always happy? A uni-polar. 😄
9. Why did the bipolar person get a job at a shoe store? Because they’re always changing their mind. 👟
10. What do you call a bipolar person who’s good at math? A bi-polynomial. ➗
11. Why did the bipolar person get a tattoo? Because they wanted to remember how they felt on a good day. 🖋️
12. What’s the best thing about being bipolar? The free mood swings. 🎡
13. Why did the bipolar person get a dog? Because they needed something to chase their blues away. 🐕
14. What’s the difference between a bipolar person and a yo-yo? A yo-yo goes up and down, but a bipolar person goes up, down, and all around. ⬆️⬇️
15. Why did the bipolar person get a sunburn? Because they couldn’t decide whether to sit in the sun or the shade. ☀️🕶️
16. What’s the best way to cheer up a bipolar person? Tell them a joke that’s so bad it’s funny. 😂
17. Why did the bipolar person get a library card? Because they wanted to check out all the books on mood disorders. 📚
18. What’s the difference between a bipolar person and a politician? A politician is always lying, but a bipolar person is just telling the truth from both sides of their mouth. 🤥
19. Why did the bipolar person get a job as a receptionist? Because they’re always happy to greet you with a smile… or a frown. 🙃
20. What do you call a bipolar person who’s good at playing the guitar? A bi-polar bear. 🎸🐻

Bi-valent puns that will protect you from the inside out

1. What do you call a vaccine that makes you really funny? A bi-valent pun-demic.
2. Why are vaccines like good friends? They protect you from the inside out.
3. What do you call a vaccine that’s always up for a good time? A party-valent!
4. Why did the vaccine cross the road? To get to the other side and protect you.
5. What do you call a vaccine that’s always in a good mood? A bi-valent pun-shine!
6. Why did the vaccine get a standing ovation? Because it was a life-saver!
7. What do you call a vaccine that’s always making jokes? A bi-valent pun-ny!
8. Why did the vaccine get a promotion? Because it was a top performer.
9. What do you call a vaccine that’s always on the go? A bi-valent pun-express.
10. Why did the vaccine cross the road twice? To get to the other side and protect you again.
11. What do you call a vaccine that’s always telling stories? A bi-valent pun-dit.
12. Why did the vaccine get a makeover? Because it wanted to look its best for you!
13. What do you call a vaccine that’s always giving hugs? A bi-valent pun-cuddle.
14. Why did the vaccine go to the doctor? To get a booster shot of puns.
15. What do you call a vaccine that’s always on the lookout for a good joke? A bi-valent pun-tective.
16. Why did the vaccine get a new car? Because it wanted to drive around and make you laugh.
17. What do you call a vaccine that’s always up for an adventure? A bi-valent pun-explorer.
18. Why did the vaccine get a new haircut? Because it wanted to look sharp and protect you.
19. What do you call a vaccine that’s always taking care of its friends? A bi-valent pun-caregiver.
20. Why did the vaccine get a new house? Because it wanted a bigger space to make you laugh.

Bi-weekly puns that will brighten up your weekends

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? “Fsh”
2. What do you call a deer with no eyes? “No idea”
3. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? “A stick”
4. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? “A pouch potato” 🐸
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? “An abdominal snowman”
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? “Ground beef”
7. What do you call a lazy egg? “A couch potato”
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? “Fsh”
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? “No idea”
10. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? “A stick”
11. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? “A pouch potato” 🐸
12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? “An abdominal snowman”
13. What do you call a cow with no legs? “Ground beef”
14. What do you call a lazy egg? “A couch potato”
15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? “Fsh”
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? “No idea”
17. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? “A stick”
18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? “A pouch potato” 🐸
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? “An abdominal snowman”
20. What do you call a cow with no legs? “Ground beef”

Rosana C. Nogueira

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