200+ Funny Wedding Puns That’ll Make Your Big Day a Hoot!

Congratulations! You’ve found the one you want to spend the rest of your life with. Now it’s time to start planning the biggest party of your life – your wedding! But before you get too caught up in the details, take a moment to laugh with these funny wedding puns.I know what you’re thinking: wedding planning is stressful enough without having to worry about coming up with clever jokes. But trust me, these puns will help you lighten the mood and make the whole process a little more enjoyable.So sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh out loud at these hilarious wedding puns. I promise they’ll make you smile, even if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the planning.And if you’re looking for more ways to add some humor to your wedding, be sure to check out our other blog posts on funny wedding vows, wedding speeches, and wedding toasts. We’ve got everything you need to make your wedding day the most memorable and hilarious event of your life!

I Do. Not!

1. I do not believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re supposed to be optimistic!
2. I do not support circumcision, because it’s just a cut above the rest.
3. I do not care if my boss is a woman, as long as she doesn’t give me motherly advice.
4. I do not understand why people say they “slept like a baby.” Babies wake up every two hours and cry.
5. I do not believe in reincarnation, so I’m going to live this life to the fullest.
6. I do not like the new wind-up Barbie dolls because they just don’t measure up. 😁
7. I do not believe in capital punishment, because the state shouldn’t be in the business of killing people.
8. I do not understand why crime is always in the news. If it’s so common, how can it be new?
9. I do not believe in ghosts, because I’ve never seen one wearing a spacesuit. 🚀
10. I do not like people who use big words just to make themselves sound smarter. 🤓
11. I do not believe in UFOs, because if they were real, they would have landed by now.
12. I do not understand why people say “I’m starved.” Have they ever actually been to Africa?
13. I do not believe in ESP, because if it were real, I would know what you’re thinking. 😉
14. I do not like the new “smart” phones because they’re not very smart. They can’t even tell me the time without an internet connection.
15. I do not believe in true love, because if it were real, I would have found it by now.
16. I do not understand why people are so afraid of spiders. They’re just little eight-legged creatures that want to be your friend. 🕷️
17. I do not believe in luck, because if it were real, I would have won the lottery by now.
18. I do not understand why people say “I’m bored.” There are so many things to do in the world!
19. I do not believe in fate, because if it were real, I would have been born a millionaire.
20. I do not understand why people say “I’m tired.” I mean, how hard is it to just close your eyes and go to sleep? 🥱

Holy Matri-money!

1. Why did the bride and groom get married on a ship? Because they wanted to sail into a life of wedded bliss! 🤑
2. What do you call a couple who always argues about money? A fiscal fistfight! 💰🥊
3. Why did the bride’s father give her a bag of gold? Because she was worth her weight in matri-money! 🤑🏋️‍♀️
4. What’s the difference between a husband and a financial advisor? About 30% in fees! 📈👨‍💼
5. Why did the couple get married twice? Because the first ceremony was too expensive! 💸💸
6. What do you call a wife who’s always spending her husband’s money? A debit-stresser! 💳💁‍♀️
7. Why did the groom take out a loan for the wedding? Because he was going to marry her for better or for richer! 👰🤵🤝💰
8. What do you call a couple who’s always trying to save money? The penny-pinching pair! 💰🤏
9. Why did the wife ask her husband for a raise? Because she was tired of being under-budgeted! 📈📊
10. What do you call a husband who’s always hiding his money? A fiscal fugitive! 💰🏃‍♂️
11. Why did the couple go on a spending spree after their wedding? Because they wanted to make up for all the money they saved! 🛍️💰
12. What’s the difference between a wedding and a financial plan? One has pretty flowers, the other has a lot of numbers! 💐💰
13. Why did the bride and groom decide to elope? Because they couldn’t afford a big wedding! 💒💸
14. What do you call a couple who’s always on the same page about finances? The harmonious homemakers! 🏠💰
15. Why did the groom buy his bride a diamond necklace? Because he wanted to lock in his matri-money! 💍💰
16. What’s the difference between a wife and a piggy bank? One needs constant feeding, the other stores the loot! 🐷💰
17. Why did the couple decide to have a prenup? Because they didn’t want their love to get bogged down by money! 💔💰
18. What do you call a husband who’s always asking his wife for money? A financial freeloader! 💸🤷‍♂️
19. Why did the wife decide to start a side hustle? Because she wanted to supplement her matri-money! 💰💼
20. What’s the difference between a wedding and a financial crisis? One is a joyous day, the other is a disaster! 💸👰🤵

Two Become One… Plus One (Officiant)

1. What do you call a wedding between two vegans? A plant-based union.
2. What does a wedding planner call a table for the newlyweds? A “head table.”
3. What do you call a bride who’s always running late? An aisle-be-right-there bride.
4. What do you call a marriage counselor who’s also a musician? A “couples therapist.”
5. What do you call a wedding ceremony that takes place on a train? A “locomotive of love.”
6. What do you call a wedding cake that’s shaped like a couple? A “love loaf.”
7. Why did the wedding guest get stuck in the church? Because they were tied to the pews.
8. What do you call a wedding that’s full of drama? A “soap opera nuptials.”
9. Why did the wedding ceremony get called off? Because the bride and groom couldn’t agree on the aisle style.
10. What do you call a wedding that’s held in a library? A “book of love.”
11. What do you call a wedding that’s themed after the ocean? 🐚 A “shell-ebration of love.”
12. What do you call a marriage that’s as sweet as pie? A “honey-of-a-lifetime.”
13. What do you call a wedding that’s full of energy? A “watt-a-love fest.”
14. What do you call a wedding that’s held in a zoo? A “roaring success.”
15. What do you call a wedding that’s full of laughter? A “knee-slapping knot.”
16. What do you call a marriage that’s built on a strong foundation? A “household name.”
17. What do you call a wedding that’s full of surprises? A “pop-up-and-get-hitched.”
18. What do you call a wedding that’s held in a museum? A “history of love.”
19. What do you call a wedding that’s full of bling? 💎A “diamond-studded delight.”
20. What do you call a wedding that’s held in a hot air balloon? 🎈A “love that takes flight.”

Tying the Knot… and the Budget

1. Why did the couple tie the knot in a florist? 🌸 Because they wanted to create a beautiful union.
2. What do you call a married couple who can’t afford a honeymoon? Broke-lyweds.
3. Why did the bride wear a dress with pockets? So she could carry the groom’s heart.
4. What do you call a couple who has been married for 50 years? A golden knot.
5. What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a knot? A legal entanglement.
6. Why did the groom get lost on the way to the wedding? Because he took the wrong knot-urn.
7. What did the wedding planner say to the bride who was worried about her budget? Don’t knot yourself up in knots.
8. Why couldn’t the groom tighten the tie? Because he was too knotty.
9. What’s the difference between a wedding and a knot? 🪢 A wedding is for life, but a knot can be untied.
10. What do you call a couple who got married in a pottery studio? Clay-mates.
11. Why did the bride and groom get married in a barn? Because they wanted to tie the knot in the hay.
12. What do you call a knot that’s tied twice? A double-knot.
13. Why did the knot get a divorce? Because it was tied to the wrong person.
14. What’s the difference between a bow tie and a regular tie? 👔 A bow tie makes you look fancy, while a regular tie makes you look like a businessman.
15. Why did the bride and groom get married in a library? Because they wanted to tie the knot in a book.
16. What do you call a wedding cake that’s made of cheese? A brie-liant idea.
17. Why couldn’t the bride find her wedding dress? Because her fiancé had whisked it away.
18. What do you get when you cross a wedding cake with a knot? 🎂 A tangled mess.
19. Why did the bride get married in a greenhouse? Because she wanted to tie the knot in a beautiful garden.
20. What’s the difference between a bride and a knot? A bride can only be tied once, but a knot can be tied many times.

For Butter or For Worse: Wedding Cake Jokes

1. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always getting into trouble? A batter-ing ram
2. Why did the wedding cake get lost? Because it took the wrong icing
3. What do you call a wedding cake that’s really small? A mini-mon-y
4. What’s the difference between a wedding cake and a bride? One is a sweet delight, and the other is a deli-cake-cy
5. Why did the wedding cake need a bodyguard? Because it was tiered of getting iced
6. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always late? A pro-crastin-cake
7. Why did the tiered cake fall apart? Because it didn’t have enough support!
8. Why couldn’t the wedding cake get married? Because it was already two sweet
9. Why did the wedding cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby 🧈
10. What do you call a wedding cake that’s been in the sun too long? A bride-zilla
11. What do you call a wedding cake that’s too heavy? A layer-burdened cake
12. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always arguing? A de-batter
13. Why did the wedding cake cross the road? To get to the other side (tier)
14. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always making noise? A chatter-box
15. Why did the wedding cake get a divorce? Because it was tired of being taken for gran-tier
16. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always getting into trouble? A crumb-minal
17. Why was the wedding cake so embarrassed? Because it got caught with its pants down (tiers)
18. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always getting into accidents? A crash-test dummy
19. Why did the wedding cake get lost in the woods? Because it took the wrong frosting
20. What do you call a wedding cake that’s always getting into trouble? A cake-a-holic

To Have and To Howl: Wedding Pet Puns

1. Fur real, our love is paw-some!
2. Love is in the air, and so are all the dog hairs! 🐕
3. Our love is a purr-fect match! 🐈
4. You’re the cat’s meow, and I’m just a smitten kitten! 😼
5. Don’t get your tail in a knot, it’s our wedding knot! 🐶
6. I’m sure this day will go down in his-story! 🐶
7. 🐾 Time flies when you’re having fun, and it’s flying by fur-real fast!
8. We’re tied the knot, and now our fur-ever home is complete! 🏠
9. We’re pawsitively in love, and we’re not kitten around! 🐾
10. You make my heart paw-lpitate! ❤️
11. I’m barking mad for you! 🐶
12. Let’s raise a glass to the happy couple, and their fur-ever love! 🥂
13. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me, and it’s not just a dog-gone lie! 🐶
14. I’m so happy to have you in my life, it’s un-bear-able! 🐻
15. I’m pawsitively smitten with you! 🐾
16. Fur real, you’re my everything! 🐕
17. You make my heart skip a beat, and I’m not lion! 🦁
18. I’m so lucky to have you in my life, it’s un-bear-able! 🐻
19. I love you more than words can say, and it’s not just a dog-gone lie! 🐶

Here Comes the Pun: Wedding Dress Humor

1. Why did the bride’s dress get lost? Because it went down the wrong aisle.
2. What do you call a wedding dress that’s too tight? A bridal straitjacket. 👰‍♀️
3. Why was the wedding dress so self-conscious? Because it had a lace complex.
4. What do you call a bride who’s always running late? A tardy bride.
5. Why did the groom wear a tuxedo with a built-in GPS? So he wouldn’t get lost on his way to the altar.🤵‍♂️
6. What do you call a wedding dress that’s been in the closet for too long? A vintage vow.
7. Why did the bridesmaid get stuck in the elevator on the way to the church? Because she was carrying too many bouquets.💐
8. What do you call a wedding that’s all about the food? A gastric gala.
9. Why did the wedding cake collapse? Because it couldn’t handle the weight of the responsibility! 🎂
10. What do you call a wedding dress with a lot of ruffles? A flouncy frock.
11. Why did the bride’s veil get tangled in the tree? Because it was trying to elope with the birds. 👰‍♀️🕊️
12. What do you call a couple who gets married in a hot air balloon? A high-flying honeymoon. 🎈❤️
13. Why did the wedding planner have to take a nap during the reception? Because she was exhausted from tying all those knots.
14. What do you call a wedding that’s full of surprises? A box of chocolates. 🍫
15. Why did the groom get lost on his way to the wedding? Because he took the vows too literally. 💍
16. What do you call a bride who’s always late? The tardy tiara.
17. Why did the bridesmaids wear mismatched dresses? Because they were all unique and beautiful. 👗👰‍♀️
18. What do you call a wedding that’s all about the party? A bashful betrothal. 🥂 🎉
19. Why did the bride decide to have a destination wedding? Because she wanted to tie the knot with a view. 🏖️🌅
20. What do you call a wedding dress that’s been passed down through generations? A timeless treasure. 👰‍♀️❤️

All for One and Pun for All: Wedding Party Puns

1. Who is the best dancer at a wedding? The two-step groom!
2. Why did the bride wear a red dress? Because it was a crimson ceremony!
3. What do you call a couple who always fights? A matri-messy!
4. What’s the difference between a wedding cake and a bride’s bouquet? One is for eating, and the other is for keeping the groom in line!
5. Why did the groom and bride get a divorce? Because they couldn’t see eye-to-eye 👰🤵‍♂️
6. What do you call a newlyweds who are also living together? A together-now couple! 💑
7. Why did the bride invite a construction worker to her wedding? To keep the reception from falling flat!👷‍♂️💒
8. What do you call a group of partygoers wearing matching outfits? A multi-gowner crowd! 💃👯‍♀️
9. Why are brides always late? Because they’re too busy getting everything just “write”! 👰✍️
10. What do you call a very egotistical bridegroom? A groomzilla!
11. What do you call the most expensive part of a wedding? The bride’s rice!
12. What’s the best thing about being a bridesmaid? The dress! 👗✨
13. What’s the hardest part about being a best man? Keeping the groom from doing something stupid!
14. What’s the best wedding gift for a couple who has everything? A dustpan and broom.
15. Why did the bride’s father give her a hammer for her wedding gift? So she could nail her marriage!
16. What’s the difference between a bride and a groom? The bride gets the ring, and the groom gets the bill! 💍💰
17. Why did the bride and groom decide to get married in a library? Because they wanted a “book” wedding! 📚💒
18. What did the bridesmaid say to the bride? “Are you sure you want to marry him? Have you seen his socks?”
19. What do you call a bride who is always complaining? A bridezilla! 👰zilla
20. Why did the groom get a cold on his wedding day? Because he left the bride standing at the altar! 🥶🤧

May the Best Pun Win: Wedding Reception Jokes

1. We tied the knot so tight, we’re now a two-piece suit!
2. Our reception is full of puns, but don’t worry, we’re not pulling your leg! 💍
3. The cake is cut and the party’s on, it’s a wedding full of laughter and song! 🎂
4. We may not have a honeymoon, but we’ll make up for it with all these funny puns! 🍯
5. The wedding vows were so sweet, they gave us a cavity! 🍬
6. To the newlyweds: don’t let anyone rain on your parade! ☔️
7. We’re so happy, we’re over the moon! (And over the reception food!) 🌙
8. The bride is beaming – and her dress is lit! ✨
9. The groom is looking sharp – and so is his tuxedo! 🤵‍♂️
10. We’re so grateful for all the love and support – it’s been a real celebration! ❤️
11. Our wedding was a hole-in-one! ⛳️
12. The reception was a real ball! 🎾
13. The couple danced the night away – and the guests were all footloose and fancy-free! 🕺💃
14. The wedding was a real page-turner! 📖
15. The speeches were full of wit and wisdom – and some really bad puns! 🎤
16. The couple is so perfect together, they’re like two peas in a pod! 🌱
17. The wedding was a real fairy tale – and the bride looked like a princess! 👑
18. The couple is so happy, they’re on cloud nine! ☁️
19. The reception was a real party – and the guests had a whale of a time! 🐳
20. The couple is so lucky to have found each other – they’re a match made in heaven! 😇

Love, Laughter, and a Little Bit of Pun: Wedding Ceremony Humor

1. Why did the bride and groom get lost on their wedding day? Because they were two knotty.
2. What do you call a wedding where the bride wears a tuxedo and the groom wears a wedding dress? A role-reversal wedding.
3. Why did the flower girl drop her petals during the wedding ceremony? Because she had stage fright. 😁
4. What do you call a wedding where the guests are all wearing masks? A masquerade ballgown.
5. Why did the bride’s veil keep falling off during the ceremony? Because it was “altar”-ed.
6. What do you call a wedding where the groom forgets his vows? An “I do” over.
7. Why did the wedding cake collapse? Because it couldn’t handle the love in the room. 💕
8. What do you call a wedding that’s over the top? A “marry”-go-round.
9. Why did the bride and groom hire a mime to perform at their wedding? Because they wanted a silent-but-deadly performance. 🤐
10. What do you call a wedding where the officiant starts speaking in tongues? A holy roll.
11. Why did the bride choose a lavender bouquet? Because she wanted to smell her-self during the ceremony.
12. What do you call a wedding that’s held at a zoo? A “two by two” wedding.
13. Why did the groom’s best man get kicked out of the wedding? Because he kept making puns.
14. What do you call a wedding where the bride and groom are both lawyers? A “case”-of-love wedding.
15. Why did the bride’s mother hire a clown for the wedding? Because she wanted to have some “funny” business. 🤡
16. What do you call a wedding where the cake is made entirely of fruit? A “fruit”-cake wedding.
17. Why did the bride and groom invite their pet hamster to the wedding? Because they wanted him to be a “best rodent” man.
18. What do you call a wedding that’s held underwater? A “dive”-in wedding.
19. Why did the bride wear a dress made entirely of bacon? Because she wanted her groom to go “hog-wild” on their wedding night.
20. What do you call a wedding where the bride and groom are both accountants? A “taxing” wedding.

Kissing Booth Follies: Wedding Photography Puns

1. I couldn’t resist taking her picture at the kissing booth – she sure was a shutter-bug!
2. The bride and groom were so in love, they couldn’t keep their lens off each other.
3. The photographer’s flash made the guests go from bride to bright in seconds. 💍📸
4. The best part of the wedding ceremony was the photo booth – it was a real flash mob!
5. The groom kept tripping over the photographer’s wires – he was definitely getting cold feet! ❄️🤵‍♂️📸
6. The bride’s dress had so many layers, the photographer needed a panorama setting.
7. The wedding cake was so tall, the photographer had to use a stepladder to get a good angle. 🪜🎂
8. The photographer’s eyes were so dry from all the teary-eyed moments, he needed to use a lens cleaner. 😂📸
9. The photographer kept getting distracted by the bridesmaids’ bouquets – they were all a-bouquet! 💐📸
10. The photographer’s assistant was so clumsy, he tripped over the bridal train and sent the bride tumbling! 👰‍♀️📸
11. The photographer’s camera captured every special moment, from the “I dos” to the “high-fives.”
12. The bride and groom were so happy, they couldn’t stop making funny faces at the camera. 😄📸
13. The photographer’s flash made the guests look like they were in a horror movie – they were all “ghoulishly” happy! 👻📸
14. The photographer’s lens was so dirty, the wedding photos came out looking like a Jackson Pollock painting. 🖼️📸
15. The photographer’s assistant was so lazy, he just stood there and watched the ceremony – he was a real “stand-by.” 😴📸
16. The photographer’s camera malfunctioned during the ceremony, and all the photos came out blurry – it was a real “eyesore.” 👁️📸
17. The photographer was so excited about the wedding, he took so many pictures that he ran out of film – it was a real “film-buster!” 🎥📸
18. The photographer’s assistant was so clumsy, he tripped over the bride’s veil and sent her flying – it was a real “veil-buster!” 👰‍♀️📸
19. The photographer’s camera was so old, the photos came out looking like they were taken in the Stone Age – it was a real “rock-and-roll” experience! 📸🦖
20. The photographer’s assistant was so nervous, he kept forgetting to change the lens – it was a real “lens-less” performance! 📸🎭

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