215+ Sewing Puns That’ll Sew You Up Laughing!

Calling all needle and thread enthusiasts! Prepare to stitch your sides with laughter as we delve into the hilarious world of sewing puns. Whether you’re a seasoned seamstress or just starting to thread the needle, get ready for a side-splitting journey through the fabric of humor.From our opening quip to our final stitch, we’ll explore a vast array of puns to keep you in stitches. You’ll unravel the funny in every spool of thread and discover the hidden humor in the most ordinary sewing accessories.So, grab your thimble and let’s get started! Join us as we embroider laughter into the fabric of your day. Let’s stitch together a tapestry of puns that will make you laugh out loud and leave you wanting more. Ready, set, sew!

Sew You Think You’re Funny: Puns to Make You Stitch

  1. If I “sew” what you did there, you’re going to need a thimbleful of bandages.
  2. I’m so “stitched” up, I can’t even thread a needle. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
  3. My puns are so sharp, they’ll give you a “stitch” in your side. ๐Ÿคฃ
  4. I’m “sew” good at puns, I could hem you up with laughter.
  5. What do you call a seamstress who’s always in a knot? A “stitchuation” ๐Ÿ˜‚
  6. A thread walked into a bar and asked for a double. The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t “sew” double.”
  7. What do you call a tailor who’s always arguing? A “stitcher.”
  8. What do you get when you cross a tailor with a doctor? A “suture” surgeon.
  9. Why did the tailor get lost? Because he didn’t know which way to hem.
  10. What do you call a seamstress who’s always making mistakes? A “seamstress-in-training”
  11. What do you get when you mix a seamstress and a dentist? A “filling” stitch.
  12. Why don’t seamstresses like playing poker? Because they’re always getting “drawn out.”
  13. What do you call a seamstress who’s always getting her fingers pricked? A “stitch-happy” tailor.
  14. What do you call a seamstress who’s always late? A “delayed stitch”
  15. What do you call a seamstress who’s always getting into trouble? A “thread head.”
  16. Why did the tailor go to the doctor? Because he had a “stitch” in his side.
  17. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on the go? A “needle-trotter.”
  18. Why did the tailor get arrested? Because he was caught “stealing” fabric.
  19. What do you call a seamstress who’s always laughing? A “stitchy” personality.
  20. Why did the seamstress quit her job? Because she was “sew” tired.

Stitching the Needle: Laugh-Out-Loud Sewing Jokes

  1. What do you call a seamstress who’s always late? A procrastinator with a needle. ๐Ÿชก
  2. Why did the tailor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way with a yardstick.
  3. What do you call a sewing machine that’s out of thread? A bobbin-less wonder.
  4. What do you call a seamstress who’s always complaining? A stitch-er. ๐Ÿชก
  5. Why did the seamstress put her pin in the fridge? To make a cool needlepoint.
  6. What do you call a tailor who’s always making mistakes? A hem-orrhager.
  7. Why did the dressmaker get a divorce? Because her husband was always unbuttoned and unzipped.
  8. Why did the needle and thread get married? Because they were perfect for each other. ๐Ÿชก
  9. What do you call a thread that’s always causing problems? A loose end.
  10. Why did the seamstress take her scissors to therapy? Because they were always getting into fights. โœ‚๏ธ
  11. What do you call a tailor who’s always getting into trouble? A stitch-uation.
  12. Why did the thread get a job at the grocery store? Because it was always getting into tight spots.
  13. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on the go? A needle-pusher.
  14. Why did the seamstress get a dog? Because she wanted a paw-some assistant. ๐Ÿพ
  15. What do you call a seamstress who’s always getting tangled up? A knotty problem.
  16. Why did the tailor get a new sewing machine? Because his old one was a Singer from the 1950s.
  17. What do you call a seamstress who’s always getting lost? A fabric-falcated navigator.
  18. Why did the seamstress cross the road? To get to the other side of the hem.
  19. What do you call a tailor who’s always wearing ripped clothes? A seam-stressed individual.
  20. Why did the seamstress get a new pair of glasses? Because she couldn’t see the hemline. ๐Ÿ‘“

Thread-ing the Line: Hilarious Puns for Sewists

  1. What do you call a needle that’s always late? A procrastinating pin.
  2. Why did the fabric get a divorce? It was tired of being hemmed in.
  3. What do you get when you cross a seamstress with a comedian? A stitch-up. ๐Ÿคฃ
  4. How does a tailor greet a friend? With a warm seam hug.
  5. What do you call a seamstress who loves to dance? A satin stepper.
  6. Why didn’t the button want to go to the beach? It was afraid of getting soaked to the thread.
  7. What do you call a tailor who only makes clothes for animals? A paw-some designer.
  8. Why did the thread cross the road? To get to the bobbin side.
  9. What do you call a tailor who’s always getting into trouble? A loose cannon. ๐Ÿงต
  10. Why did the fabric get arrested? It was caught shirking its responsibilities.
  11. What do you call a tailor who’s always running late? A serger pro-crastinator.
  12. Why did the seamstress avoid using her thimble? She was afraid of getting fingered.
  13. What do you call a tailor who’s always taking risks? A thread daredevil.
  14. Why couldn’t the tailor mend his own clothes? Because he was always getting into stitches.
  15. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on the go? A thread-setter.
  16. Why did the fabric go to the doctor? It had a pressing problem.
  17. What do you call a tailor who’s always making mistakes? A seam ripper. โœ‚๏ธ
  18. Why did the seamstress lose her job? She couldn’t keep up with the seams.
  19. What do you call a tailor who’s always happy? A sew-and-sew.
  20. Why did the fabric go to the bar? To get a little stitch-faced.

Quilting with Laughter: Humorous Heads About Fabric

  1. What’s a seamstress’s favorite type of music? โœจThreadbare!โœจ
  2. Why did the quilter get a new ruler? She had tons of new measurements to sew! ๐Ÿ“
  3. What do you call a fabric that’s always in trouble? A bad thread! ๐Ÿงต
  4. Why did the seamstress knit a blanket? To keep her thread warm! ๐Ÿงฃ
  5. What do you get when you cross a quilt with a comedian? A stitch-up! ๐ŸŽญ
  6. Why was the quilter so mad at the fabric store? Because they were all out of thread! ๐Ÿคฌ
  7. What do you call a quilt that’s always late? A procrastinating patch! โŒ›
  8. Why did the seamstress get lost in the fabric store? She got tangled up in too many threads! ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
  9. What do you call a seamstress who’s always happy? A stitchin’ cheerleader! โœจ
  10. Why did the quilter get a new sewing machine? Because her old one was a line-dodger! ๐Ÿชก
  11. What’s a seamstress’s favorite drink? A cup of sew-da! โ˜•
  12. Why did the seamstress open a restaurant? To serve up some thread-bare food! ๐Ÿ›
  13. What do you call a quilt that’s made from old clothes? A recycled refuge! โ™ป๏ธ
  14. Why did the quilt run away from the sewing scissors? It was afraid of getting snipped! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
  15. What’s a seamstress’s favorite type of movie? A stitch-flick! ๐ŸŽฅ
  16. Why did the seamstress get arrested? For thread-ing! ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  17. What do you call a quilt that’s made from every fabric under the sun? A patchwork fiesta! ๐ŸŒž
  18. Why did the seamstress take up yoga? To improve her thread-bility! ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™€๏ธ
  19. What’s a seamstress’s favorite type of cheese? A sew-brie! ๐Ÿง€
  20. Why did the quilt get a makeover? It was feeling down in the seams! ๐Ÿชž
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Embroidery-dered with Puns: Jokes for the Stitching Savvy

  1. What do you call a needle that’s always in trouble? A pin-ished criminal!
  2. Why did the thread go to the doctor? It had a cotton fever!
  3. What do you call a cross-stitch that’s always getting into mischief? A trouble-stitcher! ๐Ÿชก
  4. Why are embroiderers so good at keeping secrets? Because they know how to keep their stitches under wraps!
  5. What do you call a sewing machine that’s always late? A pro-crastinator!
  6. Why did the seamstress get lost in the fabric store? Because she couldn’t find her way through the serger section!
  7. What do you call a group of embroiderers who are always arguing? A needle-ing debate! ้’ˆ
  8. Why did the embroidery hoop get a speeding ticket? Because it was over the baste limit!
  9. What do you call a sewing machine that’s always getting distracted? A side-tracked stitcher!
  10. Why are embroiderers so good at problem-solving? Because they know how to untangle a skein of thread!
  11. What do you call a needle that’s always losing its thread? A frayed knot!
  12. Why did the embroiderer cross the road? To get to the other stitch! ๐Ÿ”
  13. What do you call a sewing machine that’s always causing problems? A seamstress in distress!
  14. Why are embroiderers so good at multitasking? Because they can thread a needle and chat at the same time!
  15. What do you call a cross-stitch that’s always getting into fights? A pugnacious pattern!
  16. Why did the sewing machine get a cold? Because it kept getting in the draft!
  17. What do you call a seamstress who’s always procrastinating? A slow stitcher! ๐Ÿฆฅ
  18. Why did the embroidery hoop get a divorce? Because it was always getting into knots!
  19. What do you call a sewing machine that’s always making mistakes? A faulty stitcher!
  20. Why are embroiderers so good at making friends? Because they’re always ready to lend a helping thread!

Unraveling the Funny: Sewing Jokes That Will Leave You in Stitches

  1. What do you call a lazy seamstress? A slack-stitcher!
  2. Why did the seamstress get lost? Because she took the wrong thread!
  3. What do you call a tailor who’s always late? A slowpoke!
  4. Why did the needle get a cold? Because it was left out all night!
  5. What do you call a seamstress who’s always in a hurry? A thread-head!
  6. Why did the seamstress go to the doctor? Because she had a stitch in her side!
  7. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on the go? A busy bee!
  8. Why did the thread get a job as a spy? Because it was good at going undercover! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  9. What do you call a seamstress who’s always complaining? A whiny stitch!
  10. Why did the seamstress get arrested? Because she was caught with a needle and thread!
  11. What do you call a seamstress who’s always losing her needles? A pin cushion!
  12. Why did the seamstress get a headache? Because she was sewing her head off!
  13. What do you call a seamstress who’s always in a good mood? A happy stitcher!
  14. Why did the needle get a new job? Because it was always getting bent out of shape!
  15. What do you call a seamstress who’s always making mistakes? A botcher!
  16. Why did the seamstress get a sunburn? Because she was always out in the sun! ๐Ÿ˜…
  17. What do you call a seamstress who’s always getting distracted? A daydreamer!
  18. Why did the thread get a divorce? Because it was always getting tied up in knots!
  19. What do you call a seamstress who’s always losing her scissors? A scatterbrain!
  20. Why did the seamstress get a new sewing machine? Because her old one was always breaking down!

Dye-ing of Laughter: Puns for Fabric Enthusiasts

  1. What do you call a fabric that’s always in a good mood? A dye-light-ful experience!
  2. Why did the fabric get lost? Because it didn’t know its dye-rections!
  3. What do you call a fabric that’s always wet? A dye-saturated situation!
  4. What do you call a fabric that’s always running late? A dye-later! โŒ›
  5. What do you call a fabric that’s always changing color? A dye-namic duo!
  6. What do you call a fabric that’s always complaining? A dye-saster!
  7. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into trouble? A dye-mnite in shining armor!
  8. What do you call a fabric that’s always making you laugh? A dye-laughing experience! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  9. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting dirty? A dye-nasty mess!
  10. What do you call a fabric that’s always making you cry? A dye-stressful time!
  11. What do you call a fabric that’s always making you sneeze? A dye-achoo!
  12. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting lost? A dye-saster area!
  13. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting wrinkles? A dye-fficult situation!
  14. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting holes? A dye-lemma!
  15. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting snagged? A dye-saster!
  16. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting faded? A dye-sappearance!
  17. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting frayed? A dye-saster!
  18. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting pilled? A dye-saster!
  19. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting snagged? A dye-saster!
  20. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting faded? A dye-lightful experience! โ˜€๏ธ
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Bobbin’ Around with Jokes: Humorous Threads for Sewers

  1. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on the run? A fugitive tailor! ๐Ÿชก
  2. Why did the tailor get a new sewing machine? Because he was tired of threading the old one! ๐Ÿงต
  3. What do you call a scissor that’s always arguing? A cut-throat! โœ‚๏ธ
  4. What do you call a seamstress who’s always in a good mood? A happy stitcher! ๐Ÿชก๐Ÿ˜Š
  5. What do you call a tailor who can’t control his zippers? A loose canon! ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ’ฃ
  6. What do you call a seamstress who’s always losing her needle? A scatter pin! ๐Ÿ“
  7. What do you call a tailor who’s always making mistakes? A bad thread! ๐ŸงตโŒ
  8. What do you call a seamstress who’s always complaining? A whiner wind! ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜–
  9. Why did the tailor cross the road? To get to the other stitch! ๐Ÿชก๐Ÿ”
  10. What do you call a seamstress who’s always late? A tailor behind! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿงต
  11. What do you call a tailor who’s always getting lost? A thread-head! ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿงต
  12. What do you call a seamstress who’s always giving you straight lines? A ruler!๐Ÿ“
  13. What do you call a tailor who’s always making a mess? A loose thread! ๐Ÿงต๐Ÿงถ
  14. What do you call a seamstress who’s always singing? A happy stitcher! ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿงต
  15. What do you call a tailor who’s always making noise? A loudmouth! ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿงต
  16. What do you call a seamstress who’s always in a hurry? A speedy stitcher! ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿงต
  17. What do you call a tailor who’s always making mistakes? A sloppy sewer! ๐ŸงตโŒ
  18. What do you call a seamstress who’s always getting hurt? A needle-point patient! Ouch! ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿชก
  19. What do you call a tailor who’s always making silly jokes? A pun-stitcher! ๐Ÿชก๐Ÿ˜†
  20. What do you call a seamstress who’s always making big mistakes? A seam-ripper! โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต

Sew What?: Jokes That Will Make Your Fabric Flutter

  1. What do you call a tailor who’s always running late? โœ‚๏ธ Fabricator
  2. Why did the fabric designer get lost? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ Because they took a wrong turn at the weave
  3. What do you call a seamstress who only works with silk? ๐Ÿ› A silkie
  4. Why did the thread get a divorce? ๐Ÿ’” Because it was always getting into knots
  5. What do you call a needle that’s always grumpy? ๐Ÿชก A pincushion
  6. Why did the thread hold its breath? ๐Ÿ’จ To see how long it could last
  7. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿ‘• A trouble-maker
  8. Why did the fabric get a speeding ticket? ๐Ÿš” Because it was going through the warp too fast
  9. What do you call a button that’s always smiling? ๐Ÿ˜Š A happy button
  10. Why did the needle faint? ๐ŸŽ€ Because it saw the point
  11. What do you call a fabric that’s always on the move? ๐Ÿƒ A fast-moving fabric
  12. Why did the fabric get a cold? ๐Ÿคง Because it was too exposed
  13. What do you call a fabric that’s always sleeping? ๐Ÿ˜ด A sleepy fabric
  14. Why did the fabric get a sunburn? โ˜€๏ธ Because it forgot to use SPF
  15. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into fights? ๐ŸฅŠ A tough fabric
  16. Why did the fabric get a divorce? ๐Ÿ’” Because it was always getting into tiffs
  17. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting lost? ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ A fabric that’s off the grid
  18. Why did the fabric get a promotion? ๐Ÿ“ˆ Because it was a high-thread count fabric
  19. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into trouble? ๐Ÿšจ A fabric that’s a bad influence
  20. Why did the fabric get a speeding ticket? ๐Ÿš” Because it was going through the weave too fast

Needle-ing Around: Side-Splitting Puns for Sewing Lovers

  1. Why did the seamstress get arrested? Because she was caught with stolen thread.
  2. What do you call a sewing machine that’s always breaking down? A๐Ÿงต needle-case โ“
  3. Why did the fabric go to the doctor? Because it was feeling hem-oragged.
  4. What do you call a thread that’s always running away? A fugitive fiber.
  5. Why did the tailor get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t find his way through the hem-lock trees.
  6. What do you call a sewing machine that’s always dancing? A boogie-thread.
  7. Why did the needle get a Ph.D.? Because it was a doctor of stitch-craft. ๐Ÿชก
  8. What do you call a thread that’s always getting into trouble? A knotty rascal.
  9. Why did the seamstress get a new pair of glasses? Because she was having trouble seeing the stitch-uation.
  10. What do you call a fabric that’s always making noise? A chattery cotton.
  11. Why did the needle get lost in the haystack? Because it was a haystack an’ needle.
  12. What do you call a seamstress who’s always late? A slow-stitch.
  13. Why did the fabric get a divorce? Because it was always getting into fights with the scissors.
  14. What do you call a thread that’s always getting tangled up? A knotty mess.
  15. Why did the seamstress get fired? Because she was always fabric-ating stories.
  16. What do you call a sewing machine that’s always making mistakes? A bobbin-head.
  17. Why did the needle get arrested? Because it was caught red-handed. โœ‹
  18. What do you call a thread that’s always getting lost? A wandering wanderer.
  19. Why did the seamstress get a new car? Because she wanted to stitch in style.
  20. What do you call a fabric that’s always looking for trouble? A rebel without a weave.

Seam-ingly Funny: Puns That Will Thread the Needle of Laughter

  1. What do you call a tailor who’s always late? Behind on his seams. ๐Ÿชก
  2. Why did the thread refuse to go to the party? Because it was all tied up! ๐Ÿงต
  3. What do you call a tailor with a bad attitude? A hem-orroid. ๐Ÿ˜ค
  4. Why didn’t the seamstress get a raise? Because she was always hemming and hawing. ๐Ÿค”
  5. What do you call a seamstress who’s always under pressure? Sew stressed! ๐Ÿฅต
  6. What do you call a tailor who’s always in a good mood? A seam-ily happy seamster. ๐Ÿ˜…
  7. Why did the tailor get lost in the forest? Because he took the wrong thread. ๐ŸŒณ
  8. What do you call a seamstress who’s always in a hurry? A rush-hour stitcher. โฐ
  9. Why did the thread get detention? For unraveling the truth! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
  10. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on her toes? A spring-heeled stitcher! ๐Ÿ‘ 
  11. What do you call a tailor who’s always complaining? A whiner-stitcher. ๐Ÿชก
  12. Why did the needle get a paper cut? Because it was too sharp! ๐Ÿ“„
  13. What do you call a seamstress who’s always losing her pins? A pin-cushion-head. ๐Ÿ“
  14. Why did the tailor get fired? Because he was always shirking his duties! ๐Ÿ‘”
  15. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on the go? A jet-setting stitcher! โœˆ๏ธ
  16. Why did the fabric get a bad grade? Because it was too coarse! โŒ
  17. What do you call a seamstress who’s always singing? A thread-head nightingale. ๐ŸŽต
  18. Why did the tailor get a headache? Because he was measuring his fabric! ๐Ÿค’
  19. What do you call a seamstress who’s always making mistakes? A stitch-in-time-saver! ๐Ÿงต
  20. Why did the needle get a promotion? Because it was a sharp dresser! ๐Ÿ‘”
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Stitched with Humor: Jokes for Fabric Fanatics

  1. What do you call a tailor who’s always getting lost? A lost stitch!
  2. Why did the fabric designer quit her job? Because she was fed up with all the hems and haws!
  3. What do you call a seamstress who’s always on the go? A thread-ripper! ๐Ÿชก
  4. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into trouble? A bolt from the quilt!
  5. Why did the tailor get a new thimble? Because he kept pricking his fingers!
  6. What do you call a fabric that’s full of holes? A Swiss stitch roll!
  7. Why did the fabric get a cold? Because it was threadbare! โ„๏ธ
  8. What do you call a tailor who’s always making mistakes? A stitch-up artist!
  9. Why did the fabric go to the doctor? Because it was feeling frayed!
  10. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting wrinkled? A crinkle-cut!
  11. Why did the tailor cross the road? To get to the other stitch!
  12. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting stuck? A sticky wicket!
  13. Why did the fabric get a haircut? Because it was getting too long and frayed!
  14. What do you call a fabric that loves to cuddle? A snuggle-bug!
  15. Why did the fabric get a promotion? Because it was always on top of its game!
  16. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into fights? A ruffian!
  17. Why did the fabric get a new zipper? Because it was feeling unzipped! ๐Ÿงฅ
  18. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into trouble? A wild stitch!
  19. Why did the fabric get a new belt? Because it was feeling a little loose! ใƒ™ใƒซใƒˆ
  20. What do you call a fabric that’s always making people laugh? A stitch in time!

Fabric-ating Fun: Puns for Sew Enthusiasts

  1. What do you call a tailor who’s always on the go? A thread-setter
  2. Why did the seamstress get lost? Because she took a wrong thread!
  3. What do you call a fabric that can’t make up its mind? Hem and haw
  4. โœ‚๏ธ Why did the tailor put his fabric in the freezer? Because he wanted a cool creation!
  5. What do you call a lazy tailor? A slacker
  6. Why did the fabric get arrested? For stealing some thread!
  7. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-stitcher
  8. Why don’t tailors like fast food? Because they prefer slow-stitched meals
  9. What do you call a fabric that’s always in a bad mood? A grumble-weave
  10. Why did the tailor cross the road? To get to the other stitch
  11. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into shape? A fitness-fabric
  12. Why did the seamstress run away from the haunted house? Because she heard a thread ghost!
  13. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting lost? A vagrant-weave
  14. Why did the fabric get a speeding ticket? For going at the warp of light
  15. What do you call a fabric that’s always making mistakes? A faux-pas-fabric
  16. Why did the tailor get a divorce? Because his wife was always giving him the cold shoulder
  17. What do you call a fabric that’s always getting into fights? A pugilistic-pattern
  18. Why did the seamstress get a promotion? Because she was always on the cutting edge of fashion
  19. What do you call a fabric that’s always making people laugh? A pun-derful-fabric
  20. Why did the tailor get arrested? For stealing a yard of calico

Sewing Side-Splitters: Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

  1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
  2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  4. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  5. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. ๐ŸŒฒ
  7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  9. What do you call a boomerang that wonโ€™t come back? A stick.
  10. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. ๐ŸŽƒ
  11. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
  12. What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick.
  13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  14. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  15. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!๐ŸŸ
  16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  17. What do you call a deer with no legs? Still no idea.
  18. What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick.
  19. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
  20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

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