12 Days of Christmas Puns That Will Deck the Laughs

Ho ho ho, my fellow pun-enthusiasts! As we eagerly await the arrival of the most wonderful, chuckle-filled time of year, let’s embark on a festive journey with 12 days of Christmas puns that will have you jingling all the way! Each day leading up to the grand finale on Christmas Day, we’ll unveil a fresh batch of yuletide humor to brighten your holidays and spread laughter far and wide.Whether you’re a seasoned punster or new to the merry mayhem, we have a pun-filled treat in store for you. So, grab a cup of your favorite holiday beverage, snuggle up by the fire, and prepare to be tickled pink by our collection of Christmas crackers and puns that will make your sides ache and your spirits soar.From the classic Twelve Days of Puns to the more obscure A Parting Partridge in a Pear Tree, we’ve curated a delightful array of puns that will cater to every taste. So, sit back, relax, and let the laughter fill your hearts as we countdown to Christmas with a daily dose of mirth and merriments that will keep the festive cheer alive all season long.

Twelve Festive Puns: A Merry Christmas Countdown

• 🎁 Why did the Christmas tree get a new job? Because it was pine-ing for a change.
• 🎅 What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
• 🎄 Why did the gingerbread man get lost? Because he didn’t have any maps or di-rections.
• ❄️ What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
• 🕯️ Why couldn’t the Christmas carolers sing on key? Because they were all off their elves.
• 🔔 What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
• 🎁 What do you call a present that’s always late? A procrastinating gift.
• 🎅 What do you call a Santa who’s always in trouble? Claus-trophobic.
• 🎄 What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always arguing? A de-bate-able tree.
• ❄️ What do you call a snowman with a gun? A snow assassin.
• 🕯️ Why did the snowman get married? Because he finally found the one who melted his heart.
• 🔔 What do you call a bell that doesn’t work? A dong-le.
• 🎁 What do you call a gift that’s full of energy? A power-packed present.
• 🎅 What do you call Santa’s naughty elf? A coal-mine-er.
• 🎄 What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always making jokes? A pun-derful tree.
• ❄️ What do you call a snowman who’s always making excuses? A snow flake-out.
• 🕯️ Why did the Christmas candle get arrested? Because it was caught wick-ed.
• 🔔 What do you call a choir that’s always on time? A tune-punctual choir.
• 🎁 What do you call a gift that’s always in a hurry? A rush-wrap.

Deck the Halls with Laughter: Christmas Puns for All

1. What do you call a Santa with no teeth? Father Christmas!
2. What do elves use to make Christmas cookies? Elfin flour!
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
4. Why did the snowman get lost? He didn’t know his way around the ice! ❄️
5. What do you call a really small Christmas tree? A mini-fir!
6. What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses! 🎅
7. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
8. What is Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap music!
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
10. What do you call a group of elves who love to sing? A choir of Noel!
11. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a snowman? A woolly jumper! 🐑☃️
12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 🏋️‍♂️
13. What do you call a Christmas tree with no arms? A stump!
14. What is the best Christmas gift for a drummer? A pair of jingle bells!
15. What do you call a reindeer with a bad attitude? A rebel without a Claus! 🦌
16. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! 🥶
17. What is Santa’s favorite type of gum? Polar Ice!
18. What do you call a Christmas tree with a lazy eye? A winking fir! 🎄
19. What is Rudolph’s favorite kind of music? Heavy metal! 🤘
20. What is the best way to wrap a present for a snowman? In igloo paper! 🎁

Twelve Days of Puns: A Humorous Holiday Countdown

1. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? ❄️ To “chill” with the produce!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
3. Why couldn’t the bike smile? 🚲 It was two tired!
4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! 🪃
5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
7. Why was the math book feeling sad? 📚 Because it was full of problems!
8. What do you call a reindeer with a bad attitude? 🦌 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Grump!
9. Why did the tree wear sunglasses? 🕶️ Because it was looking sharp!
10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐮
11. Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🏅 Because he was outstanding in his field!
12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ⛄️ An abdominal snowman!
13. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 👖 In case he got a hole-in-one!
14. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? 🐝 A maybe!
15. Why did the computer sneeze? 💻 Because it had a virus!
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! 🦌
17. Why did the broom fall over? 🧹 Because it was exhausted from sweeping up all the puns!
18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
19. Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅 Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? 🌲 A chatterbox!

Puns of Christmas Past: A Timeless Collection

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
• What do you call a Santa Claus who lives at the beach? Sandy Claws.
• Why are Christmas trees so bad at telling jokes? Because their bark is worse than their bite. 🎄
• Why did the elves get lost in the department store? Because they got tangled up in the Christmas lights.
• What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eye-deer. 🦌
• Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. 🐆
• What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose? A snowcarrot.
• Why are candy canes so hooked? Because they’re always getting into fights.
• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite. 🧛‍♂️
• Why did the gingerbread man get lost in the mall? Because he couldn’t find his cookie. 🍪

Twelve Days of Christmas Cheer: Puns to Brighten Your Holidays

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a kangaroo with no arms? A pouch potato.
4. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
5. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 🍖
8. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
9. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox.
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
12. What do you call a kangaroo with no arms? A pouch potato.
13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
14. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🍖
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
17. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
18. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox.
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Ho Ho Ho-liday Puns: Laughter for the Festive Season

1. What do you call Santa’s helpers when they’re singing? Carol-ers!
2. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling blue? Because he lost his North Pole!
3. What do you call a snowman with six abs? An abdominal snowman!
4. What do you call a Christmas tree from California? A fir tree!
5. Why did the gingerbread man get lost in the woods? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the candy cane forest!
6. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? A snow-cone!
7. Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? Because he left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
8. What do you call a group of snowmen who are always getting into trouble? A slush pile!
9. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it was getting too knotty!
10. What do you call a snowman that’s always laughing? A snow-joke!
11. What do you call a snowman that knows karate? A Snow-blower!
12. Why did the Christmas lights get arrested? Because they were caught flashing!
13. What do you call a reindeer with no antlers? A caribou!
14. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? Because he was good at keeping things cool!
15. What do you call Santa’s wife when she’s really mad? Mrs. Claus!
16. Why did Santa’s helpers get fired? Because they weren’t elves!
17. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always falling over? A tumble-weed!
18. Why didn’t the snowman get invited to the party? Because he was too cool!
19. What do you call a reindeer that’s always making mistakes? A blunders deer!
20. Why did the grinch get lost in the snow? Because he couldn’t find his way to the Who-ville!

Silent Night, Punsome Night: Christmas Humor to Make You Smile

1. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? To chill with the vegetables!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. Why did the turkey cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! (to get to the other side)
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
5. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? A still-deer!
6. What do you call a Santa who’s always cold? Claus-trophobic!
7. Why did Santa get a parking ticket? For parking his sleigh in a snow parking zone!
8. What do you call a snowman who loves to dance? A snow-ballerina!
9. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 🐆
10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
12. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
15. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox!
16. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
18. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
19. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato!
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

A Parting Partridge in a Pear Tree: Puns for a Wacky Christmas

1. What do you call a partridge who loves to dance? A square dancer!
2. Why did the partridge cross the road? To get to the other side, of course! 🍐
3. What do you call a partridge with a bad attitude? A grouse!
4. What do you get when you cross a partridge with a snowman? A frostbite! ❄
5. Why are partridges so good at hiding? Because they’re always incognito! 🕵️‍♂️
6. What do you call a partridge that’s always getting into trouble? A troublemaker!
7. Why did the partridge get lost in the woods? Because he didn’t have a pear tree to guide him! 🌳
8. What do you call a partridge who loves to sing? A songbird! 🎶
9. Why did the partridge go to the doctor? Because he had a pear-shaped problem! 🍐
10. What do you call a partridge who’s always late? A tar-dy bird!
11. Why did the partridge join a band? To play the drums! 🥁
12. What do you call a partridge who’s always getting into fights? A pugilist! 🥊
13. Why did the partridge cross the road? To get to the other orchard! 🍎
14. What do you call a partridge who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a pear! 🍐
15. Why did the partridge go to the library? To check out a book on pear trees! 📚
16. What do you call a partridge who’s always getting lost? A GPS-less bird! 🗺️
17. Why did the partridge join a gym? To get in pear shape! 🍐💪
18. What do you call a partridge who’s always making jokes? A punster! 🗣️
19. Why did the partridge go to the barber? To get a pear-manent! 💈
20. What do you call a partridge who’s always getting into trouble? A pear-adox! 🍐

Twelve Days of Puns, Part Deux: More Yuletide Chuckles

1. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
2. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
5. Why did the teddy bear get arrested? Stuffing a bunny!
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
7. 🍖 Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
9. Why did the turkey get a job at the bakery? To make bread stuffing!
10. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
12. Why did the candy cane get lost? It was in a sugary maze.
13. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
16. Why did the turkey get a job at the bakery? To make bread stuffing!
17. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
18. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman
19. Why did the candy cane cross the road? To get to the other mint!
20. How do you mend a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

Christmas Cracker Jokes: Puns to Make You Snicker

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. Why did the Christmas tree get a job as a crossing guard? Because it was always stopping traffic. 🎁
3. What do you call Santa’s helpers when they’re playing baseball? Elf-ball players.
4. How does a reindeer know when Christmas is coming? They look at their calen-deer. 📅
5. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea.
6. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the other side.
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
8. Why didn’t the snowman get a job as a baker? Because he kept losing his cool. ❄
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
10. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the other side.
11. What do you call a snowman that can’t be built? A melt-down. 🥵
12. What do you call a snowman that knows karate? A snow-blower.
13. Why did the Christmas tree get a job as a crossing guard? Because it was always stopping traffic. 🎁
14. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No idea.
15. Why didn’t the snowman get a job as a baker? Because he kept losing his cool. ❄
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
17. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the other side.
18. What do you call a snowman that can’t be built? A melt-down. 🥵
19. What do you call a snowman that knows karate? A snow-blower.
20. Why did the Christmas tree get a job as a crossing guard? Because it was always stopping traffic. 🎁

Wrapping Up the Holidays with Puns: A Humorous Farewell

1. What did the wrapping paper say to the present? “Have a very merry time!”
2. Why are Christmas trees so bad at telling jokes? Because they’re all fir-gotten!
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 🌲
4. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
5. What do you call Santa’s helpers? His elf-force!
6. Why didn’t the turkey cross the road? Because it was already stuffed! 🦃
7. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes! ❄️
8. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still a reindeer, but it just can’t run! 🦌
9. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? To “chill” with the vegetables!
10. What do you call a Santa who lives at the beach? Sandy Claws! 😎
11. Why did the eggnog get arrested? For curdling!
12. What do you call a Christmas tree with no ornaments? A fir tree! 🌲
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 💪
14. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby!
15. What do you call Santa’s naughty list? His coal roll! 🎅
16. What do you call Santa when he’s on vacation? Sandy Claws! 😎
17. Why did the Christmas tree get lost in the woods? Because it didn’t have a very fir-endly GPS! 🌲
18. What do you call an elf who loves to eat? A cookie monster! 🍪
19. What do you call a snowman who knows karate? A snow-blower! ❄️
20. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? To “chill” with the vegetables! 🥕🌽

Twelve Days of Christmas Puns: The Ultimate Festive Funnyfest

1. On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, twelve running deer. Well, at least they were running when the lion started chasing them…🏃🦌🦁
2. On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eleven pipers piping. I asked them to stop, but they said they were just “warming up”… 🎶🚫🌬️
3. On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, ten lords a-leaping. I guess they didn’t get the memo about social distancing…🚷👑
4. On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nine ladies dancing. They were all in sync, except for one who had two left feet…💃🩰
5. On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, eight maids a-milking. But I’m lactose intolerant, so I gave them to my cat…🥛🐄🐈
6. On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, seven swans a-swimming. I had to sell my house to pay for the pool…🏊‍♂️🦢💸
7. On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, six geese a-laying. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with all these eggs…🥚🦢🍳
8. On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five golden rings. I’m not sure if they’re real gold, but they’re definitely shiny…💍✨
9. On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, four calling birds. I’m not sure what they’re saying, but it sounds like they’re plotting something…🦜🗣️
10. On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three French hens. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with them, but they’re pretty good at laying eggs…🐔🥚🇫🇷
11. On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, two turtle doves. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with them, but they’re pretty cute…🕊️🕊️
12. On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with it, but it’s pretty…🍐
13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!🦌👀
14. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? To “chill” with the vegetables! ❄️🥕
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
16. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! 🏌️‍♂️⛳️👖
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟👀
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲😴
19. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐄🦵🍔
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌽🏆

A Drumming Drummer Boy: Puns That Strike a Chord

1. What do you call a drummer who can’t keep a beat? A syncopated sinner.
2. Why did the drummer quit his band? Because he couldn’t keep time.
3. What do you call a drummer who only plays one song? A one-hit wonder.
4. What do you call a drummer who’s always late? A cymbal-izing offender.
5. What do you call a drummer who’s always out of tune? A drum-mercenary.
6. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting into trouble? A skins-ational criminal.
7. What do you call a drummer who’s always losing his sticks? A beat-less offender.
8. What do you call a drummer who’s always complaining? A whiny woodworker.
9. What do you call a drummer who’s always breaking his drumsticks? A stick-up artist.
10. What do you call a drummer who’s always losing his drums? A drum-less wonder.
11. What do you call a drummer who’s always drumming on everything? A percussion-ist.
12. What do you call a drummer who’s always hitting his drums too hard? A loud-mouth.
13. What do you call a drummer who’s always playing too fast? A speed-demon.
14. What do you call a drummer who’s always playing too slow? A turtle-drummer. 🐢
15. What do you call a drummer who’s always playing the same beat? A one-beat wonder.
16. What do you call a drummer who’s always trying to show off? A drum-diva.
17. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting into fights? A beat-boxer. 🥊
18. What do you call a drummer who’s always losing his way? A drum-head.
19. What do you call a drummer who’s always making mistakes? A drum-dinger.
20. What do you call a drummer who’s always getting fired? A drum-mercenary.

A Leaping Lord: Puns That Jump for Joy

1. Why did the frog jump so happily? Because it was April 🐸!
2. What do you call a rabbit with no ears? A Hare-raising experience!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. Why was the bike arrested? Because it was wheelie-ing!
5. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
6. Why did the teddy bear go to the dentist? Because he was “Stuff”y!
7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call a fish with no tail? A filet-o-fish!
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
11. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
12. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
14. Why did the math teacher marry the geometry teacher? Because she had nice angles!
15. What do you call a mirror that can talk? A look-ing glass!
16. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
17. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato!
18. Why did the turtle run away from the hare? Because he was shell-shocked!
19. What do you call a lazy campfire? A low burn!
20. Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field!

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