150+ 80s Puns To Make You Sing, Dance, And Laugh All Night Long!

Get ready to blast from the past with an electrifying collection of 80s puns that will make you say, “Gag me with a pun spoon!”In the vibrant tapestry of the 80s, where neon colors ruled and hairspray reigned supreme, there emerged a hidden treasure trove of cheesy yet charming puns that captured the spirit of the decade. Like a Rubik’s Cube of wordplay, these puns will twist and turn your mind, leaving you with a smile as big as a legwarmer.From the leg-endary “Like a Prayer” to the foot-loose and fancy-free “Footloose,” these puns pay homage to the iconic music, fashion, and pop culture that defined the era. Whether you’re an 80s enthusiast or just a pun-a-holic, this collection will leave you grinning like a Cheshire cat.So, put on your favorite shoulder pads, crank up the Def Leppard, and prepare to dive into a world where every joke has a high score and the punchlines are as electrifying as an Atari joystick. Are you ready to take a pun-derful trip down memory lane? Let’s get this party pun-ished!

80s Puns: A Groovy Collection of Laughs

1. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that’s been in the sun too long? A fried puzzle!
2. Why did the boombox get arrested? Because it was caught playing loud music! 👾
3. What do you call a synthesizer that’s always out of tune? A sour note!
4. What do you call a guitar with no strings? A fretless wonder!
5. Why was the cassette tape so sad? Because it couldn’t rewind its decisions!
6. What do you call a synthesizer that’s always playing the wrong notes? A synth-error!
7. What do you call a drum machine that’s always out of rhythm? A beatnik!
8. Why did the keyboard quit its job? Because it couldn’t handle the type-o’s!
9. What do you call a computer that’s always freezing? A chill-tron! ❄️
10. What do you call a floppy disk that’s always floppy? A dis-grace!
11. Why did the floppy disk get lost? Because it couldn’t find its directory!
12. What do you call a computer that’s always giving you errors? A bug-a-boo!
13. What do you call a computer that’s always running out of memory? A forget-me-not!
14. Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! 😷
15. What do you call a computer that’s always crashing? A blue screen of death!
16. What do you call a computer that’s always overheating? A hot pocket!
17. Why did the computer get a haircut? Because it had split ends!
18. What do you call a computer that’s always getting into trouble? A hacker!
19. Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🌡️
20. What do you call a computer that’s always getting wet? A water-logged log!

Bustin’ Loose with 80s Pun-ishment

1. What do you call an 80s band that stole your wallet? Depeche-Thief-mode!
2. Why did the Rubik’s Cube enthusiast get arrested? Because he was charged with solving a crime!
3. What do you call a group of 80s hair bands? A mullet-nationality!
4. Why was the 80s aerobics instructor so popular? Because her leg warmers kept people coming back for more!
5. What do you call an 80s movie that features a talking duck? Quack to the Future!
6. Why did the 80s keyboard player get lost? Because he didn’t know where to key!
7. What do you get when you cross an 80s movie with a car race? The Fast and the Furious 💖
8. Why did the 80s fashion designer run out of fabric? Because she made a sheer mess!
9. What do you call an 80s band that only plays one song? A one-hit wonderwall!
10. Why did the 80s kid get in trouble at school? Because he kept doing the Cabbage Patch! 😂
11. What do you call an 80s band that’s always arguing? A Mötley Crüe!
12. Why did the 80s DJ get fired? Because he kept scratching records!
13. What do you call an 80s dance party that’s out of control? A total Thriller!
14. Why did the 80s pop star get lost in the desert? Because she didn’t have a Material Girl!
15. What do you call an 80s movie that’s full of action and adventure? Raiders of the Lost Shrug!
16. Why did the 80s rock star write a song about a math problem? Because he wanted to figure out how to get to the End of the Line! 🎸
17. What do you call an 80s band that’s really good at playing covers? A tribute band!
18. Why did the 80s movie star get a parking ticket? Because he was caught Driving Mrs. Daisy!
19. What do you call an 80s movie that’s so bad it’s good? A Guilty Pleasure!
20. Why did the 80s fashion model get arrested? Because she was caught wearing a stolen Armani suit!

Walk Like an Egyptian…or Pun!

1. Why did the pharaoh give his son a wooden toy? Because he wanted him to play with a heir-loom!
2. What do you call an Egyptian who can’t swim? A sink-ing!
3. Why was the pyramid so popular? Because it was the sphinx’s meow! 🇪🇸
4. What do you call a lazy Egyptian? A Cairo-slurper!
5. What do you get when you cross a pharaoh with a rapper? King Tut and Bling!
6. Why did the mummy cross the road? To get to the other pyramid!
7. What do you call an Egyptian who’s always late? Tardy-ankhamun!
8. Why was the pharaoh’s dentist so popular? Because he pulled teeth for the pyramid scheme! 🇪🇸
9. What do you call a grumpy pharaoh? A Tut-an-khamun!
10. Why did the Egyptians wear cotton clothes? Because they wanted to be “linen for the kings!”
11. What should you do if you meet a talking mummy? Listen to its wrap sheet!
12. Why are Egyptian mummies so good at math? Because they’re always counting their wraps!
13. What do you call an Egyptian who can’t keep a secret? A tomb-talker! 🇪🇸
14. Why don’t Egyptians like going to the beach? Because they’re a-fraid of the Red Sea-rgeant!
15. What do you get when you mix an Egyptian and a snake? A hiss-tory lesson!
16. Why was the ancient Egyptian army so successful? Because they had a lot of Tut-orials!
17. What do you call an Egyptian who’s always arguing? A tomb-stoner!
18. Why did the pharaoh get a new cat? Because his old one was a mew-t!
19. What do you get when you cross an Egyptian and a magician? A hocus-pocus-abra-king-Tut!
20. Why are Egyptian pyramids so pointy? Because they have a lot of points to prove! 🇪🇸

Material Girl(friends): 80s Puns You’ll Adore

1. Madonna have a baby? A little Material Girl!
2. Why did Madonna’s ex-husband sue her? Because he was Frozen with her Like a Prayer!
3. What do you call Madonna’s favorite store? The Material Gurl!
4. What do you call Madonna’s makeup artist? A Material Girl-up! 💄
5. What do you call Madonna’s favorite yoga pose? The Material Girl-friend!🧘‍♀️
6. What do you call Madonna’s new line of clothing? Material Girl-friend! 👗
7. What do you call Madonna’s favorite restaurant? The Material Girl-friend! 🍔
8. What do you call Madonna’s favorite dance move? The Material Girl-friend! 💃
9. What do you call Madonna’s favorite car? The Material Girl-friend! 🚗
10. What do you call Madonna’s favorite holiday? Material Girl-friend! 🎄
11. What did Madonna’s daughter say when she was born? I’m a Material Girl! 🎀
12. What did Madonna’s dog say when he saw her new shoes? Bow down to the Material Girl! 🐾
13. What did Madonna’s stylist say when she asked for a new hairstyle? Let’s make it a Material Girl-do! 💇‍♀️
14. What did Madonna’s makeup artist say when she asked for a new look? Let’s make it a Material Girl-up!💄
15. What did Madonna’s vocal coach say when she wanted to hit a high note? Material Girl, you got this! 🎶
16. What did Madonna’s backup dancers say when she asked them to learn a new routine? Material Girl, we’re on it! 💃
17. What did Madonna’s sound engineer say when she asked for a new mix? Material Girl, I’ll make it perfect!🎚️
18. What did Madonna’s tour manager say when she asked to add a new city to her tour? Material Girl, we’ll make it happen!✈️
19. What did Madonna’s agent say when she asked for a new contract? Material Girl, you deserve it! 💰
20. What did Madonna’s publicist say when she asked for a new press release? Material Girl, your story will be heard!📣

Don’t Stop Believin’ These Pun-tastic 80s Jokes

1. What do you call an 80s movie about a break dance competition? Footloose and Fancy Free!
2. What’s Prince’s favorite type of fruit? Raspberries! 😋
3. What do you call a vampire who loves Journey? A bat out of bell!
4. Where did the 80s band The Police get their name? From watching too much COPS!
5. What’s a ghost’s favorite 80s song? Thriller! 👻
6. Why did the 80s hair-metal band get lost? Because they took the Whitesnake road!
7. What do you call a synthesizer that’s always late? A key-tar-dy!
8. What did the 80s rapper Vanilla Ice say when he got a cold? Ice Ice Baby, it’s a cold day outside!
9. Why did the 80s band Duran Duran get banned from the library? Because they were always taking albums out!
10. What do you call a group of 80s musicians who love to play pranks? The Bon Jovi-alists!
11. Why did the 80s band A-ha break up? Because they couldn’t Take On Me anymore!
12. What do you call a synthesizer that’s always in trouble? A rogue synth!
13. Why did the 80s band Journey get so rich? Because they were Don’t Stop Believin’ in themselves!
14. What did the 80s band Tears for Fears say when they spilled their coffee? Everybody wants to shoe polish the word!
15. Why didn’t the 80s band Depeche Mode get invited to the party? Because they were Personal Jesus!
16. What do you call a group of 80s musicians who love to drink? The Sober Up-setters!
17. Why did the 80s band Eurythmics break up? Because they couldn’t Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) anymore!
18. What do you call a synthesizer that’s always telling jokes? A pun-isher!
19. Why did the 80s band The Cure get so depressed? Because they were Always Sad!
20. What did the 80s band The Smiths say when they broke up? This Charming Man is no more!

Like a Prayer: 80s Puns for the Devout and the Punny

1. What do you call a Madonna fan who loves to make jokes? A Like a Punner
2. Why did the 80s singer want to be a priest? So he could say “Like a Prayer” every Sunday ⛪️
3. What do you get when you cross an 80s pop star with a carpenter? A hammertime hardware store!
4. Why didn’t the 80s band get invited to the party? Because they were material girls
5. What do you call a Madonna concert that’s always sold out? A Virgin Tour
6. Why did the 80s singer get lost in the mall? Because she kept taking wrong turns ❌
7. Why did the 80s band break up? Because they couldn’t reach a higher love
8. Why did the 80s singer get a new job as a bouncer? Because he wanted to be like a prayer 🛡️
9. What do you call a Madonna fan who’s into fitness? A Like a Vixen
10. Why did the 80s star get kicked out of the restaurant? Because she kept ordering “Papa Don’t Preach”
11. What do you get when you cross a Madonna fan with a chef? A Like a Virgin Kitchen
12. Why did the 80s band fire their drummer? Because he was too Materialistic 💰
13. What do you call a Madonna fan who loves to dance? A Like a Vogue Virgin
14. Why did the 80s singer get arrested? Because she was caught with illicit materials
15. What do you call a Madonna fan who’s into astrology? A Like a Star Virgin
16. Why did the 80s band get a new singer? Because they wanted to reach a higher note 🎶
17. What do you get when you cross a Madonna fan with a wine lover? A Like a Cabernet Virgin
18. Why did the 80s star get a job as a traffic cop? Because she wanted to catch people speeding 🚓
19. What do you call a Madonna fan who’s into gardening? A Like a Rose Virgin
20. Why did the 80s band get banned from the local bar? Because they kept playing “Express Yourself” too loudly! 🎤

Livin’ on a Prayer: Puns that Will Rock Your World

• Why did the musician go to the doctor? He was feeling a little flat.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🐶
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
• How does NASA organize a company party? They planet. 🚀
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
• What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🎃

Footloose and Fancy-Free: 80s Puns to Get You Groovin’

1. Is Kevin Bacon’s favorite dance move the Footloose?
2. What do you call a dancing typewriter? A foot-loose-and-fancy-free writer! 🏃‍♂️
3. Why did the toe get arrested? For breaking a footloose. 👣
4. What do you call a dancer with a fancy footwork? A footloose and fancy-free stepper!
5. Why did the dancer get lost? Because they were footloose and fancy-free! 🗺️
6. What do you call a dancing shoes? Footloafers! 👞
7. Why was the dance floor so crowded? Because everyone was footloose and fancy-free! 🎉
8. What do you call a dancer who can’t keep their feet still? A footloose and fancy-free soul! 😌
9. Where do footloose dancers go to relax? The toe spa! 💆‍♀️
10. What do you call a fancy footwork? A footloose and fancy-free routine!
11. Why did the dancer get banned from the club? Because they were too footloose and fancy-free! 🙅‍♀️
12. What do you call a dancer who loves to travel? A footloose and fancy-free jetsetter! ✈️
13. What’s a dancer’s favorite food? Footloose and fancy-free fries! 🍟
14. Why did the dancer quit their job? Because they were footloose and fancy-free! 💁‍♀️
15. What do you call a dancer who’s always on the move? A footloose and fancy-free wanderer! 🌎
16. What do you call a dancer who’s always getting into trouble? A footloose and fancy-free rebel! 🤘
17. Why did the dancer get lost in the woods? Because they were too footloose and fancy-free! 🌳
18. What do you call a dancer who’s always happy? A footloose and fancy-free spirit! 😁
19. Why did the dancer get a tattoo? Because they wanted to be footloose and fancy-free forever! 💉
20. What do you call a dancer who’s always laughing? A footloose and fancy-free jester! 🃏

Girls Just Wanna Have Puns: 80s Jokes for the Ladies

1. What do you call a girl who’s always on the go? A pun-derful traveler.
2. Why did the girl cross the road? To get to the punny side.
3. What do you call a girl who’s always in the know? A pun-derful informant.
4. What do you call a girl who’s always making puns? A punisher. 😅
5. Why did the girl go to the library? To find a book of puns.
6. What do you call a girl who’s always getting into trouble? A pun-derful delinquent.
7. Why did the girl join the choir? To sing puns.
8. What do you call a girl who’s always up for a challenge? A pun-derful risk-taker.
9. Why did the girl get a job at the grocery store? To stock up on puns.
10. What do you call a girl who’s always happy? A pun-derful optimist.
11. Why did the girl go to the doctor? To get a prescription for puns.
12. What do you call a girl who’s always giving bad advice? A pun-derful counselor.
13. Why did the girl go to the bank? To make a pun-derful deposit.
14. What do you call a girl who’s always in a good mood? A pun-derful sunshine.
15. Why did the girl go to the park? To take a pun-derful stroll. 😊
16. What do you call a girl who’s always getting compliments? A pun-derful charmer.
17. Why did the girl go to the zoo? To see the pun-derful animals.
18. What do you call a girl who’s always making fun of people? A pun-derful comedian.
19. Why did the girl go to the gym? To get a pun-derful workout.
20. What do you call a girl who’s always taking selfies? A pun-derful narcissist.

Total Eclipse of the Pun: Jokes that Will Leave You in the Dark

1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
5. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! 🌌
6. How do trees get on the internet? They log in!
7. What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic!
8. Why did the bicyclist fall over? Because he was two tired!
9. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
10. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ☀
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
13. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
14. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
16. What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic!
17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! 🌌
18. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! ☀
20. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

The 80s: A Pun-Filled Decade

1. What do you call a group of 80s babies? A Pac-Man!
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2. Why were the 80s so bright? Because of all the neon!
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3. What’s the difference between an 80s star and a star in the sky? One’s a pun-isher and the other’s a planet-arium!
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4. What do you call a synthesizer in a time warp? A retro-synth!
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5. Why did the 80s hair band get lost? Because they didn’t have a hair-less compass!
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6. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube with only two stickers? A semi-solved problem!
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7. Why did the Atari joystick get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught on a joystick-speed!
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8. What do you call a hairspray that freezes your 80s style? Aqua Net Eternal!
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9. Why did the 80s movie villain lose his job? Because he was a rotten-tator!
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10. What do you call a synthesizer playing Whitney Houston? The Whitney Synthon!
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11. Why did the 80s fashion critic get a sunburn? Because he was too hot for cool-oral!
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12. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube with all the colors mixed up? A color-blind cube!
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13. Why did the 80s pop star get lost in the woods? Because he didn’t have a radio-locator!
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14. What do you call a synthesizer that plays only 80s hits? A retro-synth-esizer!
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15. Why did the 80s hair band get fired? Because they were headbanging for their bosses!
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16. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that’s impossible to solve? A brain-teaser!
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17. Why did the 80s movie villain get a cold? Because he always had a chill factor!
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18. What do you call a synthesizer that only plays 8-bit music? A retro-synth-teria!
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19. Why did the 80s pop star get a sunburn? Because he was too hot to handle!
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20. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that’s always in motion? A Rubik’s Cube-quet!
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80s Puns: The Ultimate Flashback

1. Why did the Rubik’s Cube get a divorce? Because it was always getting twisted.
2. What do you call a computer that’s always singing? A Dell-icious Melody! 🕺
3. Why couldn’t the 80s hairspray hold up against the wind? Because it was too mousse-y!
4. What do you call a cassette tape that’s always getting entangled? A “knot” cassette.
5. Why did the Pac-Man get lost? Because it was always taking wrong turns.
6. What do you call a video game character who’s always getting into trouble? A Mario-nated criminal!
7. Why did the Walkman get a ticket? For jaywalking! 🚔
8. What do you call a synth that’s always out of tune? A Disco-aster!
9. Why did the boombox get arrested? For loud and obnoxious behavior! 👮‍♀️
10. What do you call an 80s dance party that’s too crowded? A shoulder-to-shoulder social.
11. Why did the leg warmers get a cold? Because they were always out in the draft.
12. What do you call a Pac-Man who’s always late? A Dot-ard.
13. Why did the synthesizer get lost? Because it didn’t know any notes. 🎵
14. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that’s always in a good mood? A cube that’s all smiles! 😁
15. Why did the parachute pants get a traffic ticket? Because they were always running red lights!
16. What do you call a Walkman that’s always skipping? A Disc-hoarder.
17. Why did the Walkman get a hair cut? Because it wanted a mullet! 💇‍♂️
18. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube with a bad attitude? A grumpy cube.
19. Why did the synthesizer get a cold? Because it was always playing cool tunes. 🌬️
20. What do you call a boombox that’s always on the go? A portable party! 🎉

80s Puns: A Neon Explosion of Humor

1. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that’s been in the sun too long? A tan-gled cube ☀️
2. Why did the 80s hairstyle go out of style? Because it was too mullet-ing edge.
3. What do you call a hair band with a bad attitude? A head-banger 🤘
4. Why did the Pac-Man get lost in the 80s? Because he kept running into dead-ends 👾
5. What do you call a break dancer who loves the 80s? A break-beat-nik 🕺
6. Why did the boombox get arrested? For beat-ing up the radio 📻
7. What do you call a group of 80s pop stars? A synth-phony 🎹
8. Why did the leg warmers get so popular in the 80s? Because they made everyone look leg-endary!
9. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube solver who’s always late? A procrastinator-cube 🎲
10. Why did the 80s fashion icon get lost? Because she took a wrong turn at neon lane 🌈

Legwarmers and Puns: A Perfectly Punny 80s Combo

1. I’m knot sure why I’m so obsessed with legwarmers, but they’re heel-arious!
2. I guess you could say I’m a pun-derwear expert when it comes to legwarmers.
3. I’m hot stuff in these legwarmers, but I’m also a little leg-endary. 😉
4. You could say my puns are as infinite as the number of legwarmers I own. ♾️
5. I’m not a huge fan of cold weather, but I’ll make an exception for legwarmers. ❄️
6. I’m a leg-it pun master when it comes to legwarmers.
7. I’m not sure what I love more about legwarmers: the puns or the warmth? 🤔
8. I’m sure you’ll find these legwarmer puns to be knee-slappingly funny.
9. I’m calf-ing it over to the pun store to stock up on legwarmer jokes.
10. I’m a firm believer that legwarmers and puns are the perfect match. 💖
11. I can’t help but pun about legwarmers when I wear them. It’s just in my thigh-ture. 🤣
12. I’m a little leg-acy when it comes to legwarmer puns.
13. I’m not lion when I say that legwarmer puns are the best kind of puns. 🦁
14. I’m a little bit of a leg-end when it comes to legwarmer puns.
15. I’m a leg-it pun-isher when it comes to legwarmers.
16. I’m not sure what’s more stylish: legwarmers or legwarmer puns. 🤔
17. I’m sure you’ll find these legwarmer puns to be a-peel-ing. 🍌
18. I’m a little bit of a leg-endary figure when it comes to legwarmer puns.
19. I’m not lion when I say that legwarmer puns are the best kind of puns. 🦁
20. I’m a little bit of a leg-acy when it comes to legwarmer puns.