200+ Star Wars Puns That Are Out of This World

Prepare yourselves for the jolliest Wookiee-filled, Ewok-adorned, Christmas season ever with our side-splitting Star Wars Christmas puns! We’ve scoured the galaxy for the wittiest one-liners, so get ready for a yuletide laugh that will make even the Sith Lords chuckle.
From the halls of the Jedi Temple to the depths of the Death Star, no corner of the Star Wars universe is safe from our festive wordplay. We’ll have you ho-ho-ho-ing like a happy R2-D2 and jingling your lightsaber like a Christmas bell. So, grab your favorite Bantha milk and settle in for a holiday treat that will bring balance to the festive Force within you.

What is Yoda’s favorite Christmas carol?

1. Silent Knight, Yoda-like.
2. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly, You Must.
3. We Wish You a Merry Christmas, May the Force Be with You.
4. Jingle Bells, Yoda Smells.
5. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas-mas.
6. Dashing Through the Snow, in a Yoda-Drawn Sleigh.
7. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, My Master.
8. Feliz NaviYoda.
9. Peace on Earth, and Good Will to All Yodaliens.
10. May the Christmas Spirit Guide You, Young Padawan.
11. Yoda’s Favorite Fruit is a Can-tree-loupe. 🎄
12. Yoda’s Favorite Snack: Chewie-tos. 🥨
13. Yoda’s Favorite Way to Travel: Tele-port. portation. 👽
14. Yoda’s Favorite Muppet: Kermi-not. 🐸
15. Yoda’s Favorite Holiday: May the Fourth Be With You. 5️⃣
16. Yoda’s Favorite Game: Hide-and-Seek-Retreat. 🙈
17. Yoda’s Favorite Way to Relax: Medi-tea-tion. 🧘‍♀️
18. Yoda’s Favorite Type of Music: The Blues (after a long day of training). 🎵
19. Yoda’s Favorite Way to Stay Warm: A Light-saber Heater. 🔦
20. Yoda’s Favorite Coffee Order: A Dark Roast, It Is. ☕️

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Rock

• Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? Because he was chill and had a cool personality! ❄️
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer! 👀
• Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby! 🙃
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🥇
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 🍌
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
• Why did the dog chase its tail? Because it wanted to catch up on its tail-end gossip! 🐶
• What do you call a deer that’s always laughing? A jokester! 😂
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe! 🐝
• Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s such a fun guy! 🍄
• What do you call a fish with no scales? A smoothy! 🐟
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐄
• Why did the pirate go to the doctor? Because he had scurvy! 🏴‍☠️
• What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic! 🎅
• Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side to gobble up some jokes! 🦃
• What do you call a joke that’s so bad it makes you cry? A pun-ishment! 😂

Why did Darth Vader get a cold?

1. Because he had the “Darth” flu!
2. He used the “Sith” method to clear his nasal passages.
3. He caught a chill from the “dark side.”
4. He had a “Hoth” head cold.
5. He Vader-ed his tissues.
6. He kept getting “lightsaber” sneezes.
7. He had a “Yoda” time getting well.
8. He used a “R2-D2” humidifier.
9. He had a “Chewbacca” cough.
10. He was “Luke”warm all over.
11. He wanted to “Han” some hot tea.
12. He used the Force to “blow” his nose. 😉
13. He had a “Jabba” the Hut cold.
14. He used a “TIE Fighter” to inhale decongestants.
15. He had a “Millennium Falcon” fever.
16. He had a “Yoda” best friend who gave him chicken noodle soup. 🍜
17. He used a “lightsaber” to cut his cantaloupe for his cough.
18. He had a “stormtrooper” cough that wouldn’t go away.
19. He wanted to “Luke” at the moon to make his cold go away.
20. He had a “Boba Fett” cold that made him want to “disintegrate” himself.

He didn’t have his warm breath mask on

1. Why did the mask get a cold? Because it didn’t have a warm breath mask on! 😷
2. What do you call a mask that’s always smiling? A grin mask! 🙃
3. What do you call a mask that’s always telling jokes? A pun mask! 😂
4. What do you call a mask that’s always getting into trouble? A mask-arade! 🎭
5. What do you call a mask that’s always late? A tardy mask! ⏰
6. What do you call a mask that’s always hungry? A mask-eroni! 🍕
7. What do you call a mask that’s always thirsty? A mask-erade! 🍹
8. What do you call a mask that’s always sleeping? A snooze mask! 😴
9. What do you call a mask that’s always dancing? A mask-o-rade! 💃🕺
10. What do you call a mask that’s always making noise? A mask-a-phone! 📞
11. What do you call a mask that’s always getting lost? A mask-wanderer! 🗺️
12. What do you call a mask that’s always making mistakes? A mask-up! 🙈🙉🙊
13. What do you call a mask that’s always getting wet? A mask-quarium! 🐠🐟
14. What do you call a mask that’s always getting dirty? A mask-o-rade! 💩
15. What do you call a mask that’s always getting scared? A mask-querade! 💀👻
16. What do you call a mask that’s always getting happy? A mask-erade! 😆😁
17. What do you call a mask that’s always getting angry? A mask-arade! 😡🤬
18. What do you call a mask that’s always getting sad? A mask-erade! 😢😭
19. What do you call a mask that’s always getting tired? A mask-erade! 🥱😴
20. What do you call a mask that’s always getting excited? A mask-erade! 🤩🥳

What do you call a droid that’s always getting into trouble?

• A troubleDroid 🤖
• A bad-bot
• A misbe droid
• A rogueDroid
• A rebelDroid
• A hackDroid
• A bitDroid
• A badDroid
• A bustedDroid
• A virusDroid
• A corruptedDroid
• A glitchDroid
• A bugDroid
• A malfunctionDroid
• A faultyDroid
• A brokenDroid
• A bustedDroid
• A wonkyDroid
• A haywireDroid
• A messed-upDroid

A mistle-droid

1. What do you call a droid that lives in the forest? A mistle-droid. 🌲
2. What do you call a droid that’s always late? A TarDroid. ⏰
3. What do you call a droid that’s always getting into trouble? A RogueDroid. 👾
4. What do you call a droid that’s always getting lost? An Asth Droid. 💨
5. What do you call a droid that’s always making mistakes? A Droid-o. 🛠️
6. What do you call a droid that’s always running out of battery? An Android. 🔋
7. What do you call a droid that’s always getting stuck? A Quandary Droid. ❓
8. What do you call a droid that’s always arguing? A De-droid-bate. ⚔️
9. What do you call a droid that’s always playing pranks? A Prank-droid. 🃏
10. What do you call a droid that’s always getting sick? An Infirm-droid. 😷
11. What do you call a droid that’s always telling jokes? A Droid-ian. 🗣️
12. What do you call a droid that’s always breaking down? A Droid-wrecker. 🚧
13. What do you call a droid that’s always getting lost? A WanderLoid. 🗺️
14. What do you call a droid that’s always getting into trouble? A Droid-aster. 🚨
15. What do you call a droid that’s always making mistakes? A Miss- droid-n.🤷
16. What do you call a droid that’s always getting lost? A Lost-roid. 🤖
17. What do you call a droid that’s always complaining? A Whine-droid. 🔊
18. What do you call a droid that’s always sleeping? A Droid-off. 💤
19. What do you call a droid that’s always getting lost? A Wayward-droid. 🗺️
20. What do you call a droid that’s always getting into trouble? A Droid-saster. 🌋

What is Luke Skywalker’s favorite Christmas song?

1. Jingle Bells, Luke Smells
2. Deck the Halls with Lightsabers
3. Silent Night, Jedi Night
4. The Force is with Us on Christmas Day 🎄
5. Hark! The Herald Angels Sing (in Ewok)
6. We Three Kings of the Galactic Senate
7. O Come, All Ye Faithful Wookiees
8. Good King Wenselas Looks Like a Rebel
9. The First Noel, the Force Be with You
10. Away in a Manger, Near a Lightsaber
11. O Little Town of Mos Eisley
12. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas on Dagobah
13. Rudolph the Reindeer with a Lightsaber 🗡️
14. Frosty the Snowman with a Thermal Detonator
15. Jingle All the Way through the Death Star
16. Santa Claus is Comin’ to Hoth
17. The Twelve Days of Christmas (Jedi Style)
18. Baby, It’s Cold Outside (on Hoth) 🥶
19. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Tauntaun
20. We Wish You a Merry Christmas and a Hoppy New Year!

Star Wars, The Holidaze

1. Why did the stormtroopers blow up Santa’s sled? 🎄 They couldn’t resist the urge to celebrate the Holidaze with a bang!
2. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s been taken hostage by Darth Vader? 🎄 A Sith-mas tree!
3. Why did Chewbacca get lost during the Holidaze? 🎄 He couldn’t find his Wookiee-saurus!
4. What do you call a group of stormtroopers caroling? 🎄 A choir of snow clones!
5. What does Yoda say after he eats a gingerbread cookie? 🎄 “This is the way of the Holidaze!”
6. Why was Luke Skywalker the best gift giver? 🎄 Because he always had the “force” to find the perfect presents.
7. What do you call Han Solo’s favorite holiday drink? 🎄 Hoth chocolate!
8. Why did the Rebel Alliance celebrate the Holidaze with a big party? 🎄 To commemorate the “reindeer-tion” of the galaxy!
9. What does Darth Vader wear under his robe during the Holidaze? 🎄 A Christmas Vader!
10. Why did the Death Star blow up during the Holidaze? 🎄 Because it was filled with too much “cheer”!
11. What do you call a Jedi who loves the Holidaze? 🎄 A merry Force-user!
12. Why did the Ewoks give Chewbacca a Holidaze makeover? 🎄 To make him look “festi-Wookiee!”
13. What do you call a lightsaber that’s used to cut Christmas cookies? 🎄 A “saber-cookie”!
14. Why did Princess Leia hate the Holidaze? 🎄 Because she always got “Leia-overs” from all the rich food!
15. What do you call a group of stormtroopers wearing Santa hats? 🎄 A “Ho-ho-ho-troopers”!
16. Why did Han Solo love Christmas? 🎄 Because it was the “Holidaze” when he could finally “shoot first”!
17. What do you call a Jedi who’s always late for the Holidaze party? 🎄 A “yule-tide-walker”!
18. Why did the Empire cancel the Holidaze? 🎄 Because they didn’t want any “Rebel snowmen”!
19. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s been decorated by stormtroopers? 🎄 An “aim-perry” tree!
20. What does Yoda say when he sees a reindeer? 🎄 “Ho-ho-ho, you look like a festive Dagobah!”

What is Darth Vader’s favorite Christmas movie?

1. What is Darth Vader’s favorite Christmas movie? 💫 Jingle Lightsabers!
2. What do you call a Sith who’s afraid of Santa? 🥶 Clause-trophobic!
3. Why did Luke get mad at his reindeer? 🦌 They were Hoth-tempered!
4. What did the snowman say to the dark sorcerer? ⛄ “I’m melting… your heart out!”
5. What did the elves sing to the Galactic Empire? 🎶 Deck the Halls with Stormtroopers!
6. Why did the Death Star love Christmas? 🌟 It had the tree built in!
7. What do you call a droid who won’t stop caroling? 🎤 A Tinselfiner!
8. Why is Yoda so good at Christmas? 🎄 He knows the force of the tree!
9. What do you get when you cross Darth Vader with Santa? 🎅 Darth Claus!
10. Why is Darth Maul such a fan of Christmas lights? 🕯️ Because he loves to play with ’em!
11. What is the Sith’s favorite holiday drink? ☕️ Eggnog with a twist!
12. Why is Kylo Ren terrible at wrapping gifts? 🎁 He’s always getting in knots!
13. What do you call a Jedi who loves to bake? 🥮 A Pie-Wan Kenobi!
14. Why did the Stormtroopers get lost in the Christmas maze? 🎅 They couldn’t find the exit!
15. What did the gingerbread man say to the Jedi? 🍪 “May the sugar be with you!”
16. Why is Han Solo such a good dancer? 🌟 He’s got the Kessel run down!
17. What do you call a Wookiee who gets tangled in a Christmas wreath? 🎄 A Chewbacca-braider!
18. Why is Darth Vader such a good decorator? 🎁 He can force the tree into place!
19. What did the Rebel Alliance say when the Empire stole their mistletoe? 🎅 “You stole our holiday, we want our kisses back!”
20. Why is the Death Star the perfect Christmas ornament? 🌟 It’s always in the spirit!

The Empire Strikes Back

1. What did the Stormtroopers use to fight off the Rebels? Their lightsabers! 🌌
2. Why did Darth Vader get a parking ticket? Because he parked his TIE fighter in an Imperial zone! 🚨
3. What do you call a Jedi who’s always late? A Slack Master! ⌚
4. Why did the Empire hire Boba Fett? Because he’s a known bounty hunter! 💰
5. What’s Luke Skywalker’s favorite dessert? Death Star cookies! 🍪
6. Why are Wookies such good cooks? Because they know how to make a mean wookie pie! 🥧
7. What did the Emperor say to Luke when he lost his hand? “I sense a disturbance in the force!” 👋
8. Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side! 😈
9. What do you call a Stormtrooper who’s always getting lost? A stormtrooper with a bad GPS! 🗺️
10. Why did Yoda get so angry when he saw himself in the mirror? Because he saw his dark side! 👀
11. What’s the difference between a droid and a Jedi? Droids follow orders, while Jedi make them! 🤖
12. Why did Han Solo freeze in carbonite? Because he got too cold feet! ❄️
13. What do you call a pirate who loves Star Wars? A scan-dalorian! 🏴‍☠️
14. Why are Jawas such good storytellers? Because they have a lot of sand! ⌛
15. What’s the Emperor’s favorite vegetable? The Pea-tine! 🟢
16. Why did the Rebels use so many lightsabers? Because it’s a saber-metrix! 📊
17. What do you call a Jedi who’s always getting into trouble? A Master of the Force Majeure! ⚖️
18. Why did the Wookies want to join the Rebel Alliance? Because they wanted to “Kashyyyk” the Empire down! 🌳
19. What did the Emperor say to Darth Vader when he was angry? “Don’t force me to use my Sith powers!” ⚡️
20. Why are the Stormtroopers so bad at aiming? Because they’re trained by blind Jedi! 🎯

What do you call a Christmas tree decorated with lightsabers?

1. A “Jedi-tree!”🌲
2. A “Hothlight!” ❄️💡
3. A “Yule Be-Saber!” 🌟⚔️
4. A “Gingerbread Light Bright!” 🍪✨
5. A “Fir-ce Saber!” 🎄🗡️
6. A “Holiday Lightsaber!” 🎁🔦
7. A “Santa’s Saber!” 🎅🏻✨
8. A “Laser-mas Tree!” 🎄⚡️
9. A “Wookiee Yule Tree!” 🌲🎄
10. A “Dashing Through the Saber!” ❄️🏃‍♂️✨
11. A “Saber-Tannenbaum!” 🎄✨
12. A “Bright Saber Christmas!” 💡⚔️
13. A “Vader-y Nice Tree!” 👦🏻🎄
14. A “Stormtrooper Tree!” ❄️🎄
15. A “R2-Tree!” 🤖🎄
16. A “Light Saber-Tooth!” 🦁💡
17. A “Obi-Wan Cannoli!” 🎄🍪
18. A “Yule-tide Saber!” ✨⚔️
19. A “Christmas Lightsaber Duel!” ⚔️🎄
20. A “Saber-licious Feast!” 🍴🎄✨

A Jedi Christmas tree

1. What do you call a Jedi Christmas tree? A spruce knight.
2. Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? Because it had tinselitis!
3. What do you call a Christmas tree with no decorations? A fir-getful tree!
4. What do you call a Jedi who loves Christmas? A “Yule”-da Master.
5. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into trouble? A fir-ocious tree!
6. Why did the Christmas tree get lost? Because it didn’t have a pine-acle.🎄
7. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always laughing? A merry fir-tree!
8. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s too lazy to put up? A fir-tatious tree.
9. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into fights? A brawl-y tree!
10. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always making excuses? A fir-giveful tree.
11. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always complaining? A fir-ocious tree.
12. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always trying to one-up you? A fir-ile tree.
13. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into trouble? A fir-bidden tree.
14. What do you call a Christmas tree with no ornaments? A fir-gotten tree.
15. What do you call a Christmas tree with no lights? A fir-less tree.
16. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always falling over? A fir-actical tree.
17. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting lost? A fir-gotten tree.
18. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always late? A fir-evermore tree.
19. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always making noise? A fir-ever tree.
20. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into accidents? A fir-the-worse tree.

What is Yoda’s favorite Christmas drink?

1. Ho ho ho-liday 🎄 in a cup
2. Mistee toe-ffee latte
3. I wish you a “Mery Sith-mas”
4. May the froth be with you
5. Rebel without a Claus 🎅
6. Drink up, my young padawan 🍵
7. Use the Schwarz, it’s cold outside ❄️
8. May your coffee be as dark as the abyss 🌑
9. I find your eggnog dis-taste-ful 🥛
10. You’ve got to be Jedi-ing me 🛒
11. Cool Yule-da! 🧊
12. Jingle bells, jingle bells, Yoda smells 👃
13. Santa, I am. Warm my belly, you must ☕️
14. Hey there, Hoth chocolate! 🍫
15. Tis the season to be jolly, my little Padawan 🎅
16. Eggnog? Where is it, I can’t Yoda 👀
17. Gingerbread man, I am not. Delicious, I still am 🍪
18. Have your-self a merry little Sith-mas ⚔️
19. May the forks be with you this Christmas 🍴
20. I’ve got a bad feeling about this… Christmas pudding 🍮

Green tea

1. Tea-riffic! Green tea is the matcha-maker for a healthy life.
2. Steep your worries away with a cozy cup of green tea. 🍵
3. Is green tea feeling a little down? Give it a gentle toss! 🍂
4. Why did the green tea get lost in the garden? Because it was matcha-fied.
5. I’m green with envy of your perfect cup of tea. 🌿
6. What do you call a green tea that’s always on the go? A matcha-tcha! 🏃‍♀️
7. Why couldn’t the green tea sleep? Because it was too matcha-lating. ⚡️
8. What’s the difference between green tea and coffee? Green tea is for those who like to take it leaf-ly. 🍁
9. I’m so matcha-vated after drinking green tea. 🧘‍♀️
10. Why did the green tea cross the road? To get to the other tea-side.
11. What do you get when you mix green tea and coffee? A mocha-matcha monster! 怪物
12. I’m starting a green tea business called “Zen-ith.” It’s the peak of relaxation. 🏔️
13. Why did the green tea get a job as a bodyguard? Because it was a matcha-protecto! 🛡️
14. I’m green with envy of people who can drink green tea without grimacing. 😖
15. What’s the best part about drinking green tea? The fact that it’s tea-licious! 🍵
16. I’m a tea-totaler, but I make an exception for green tea. It’s the tea-minal solution.
17. Why did the green tea go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little steap. 🌡️
18. What’s the difference between green tea and black tea? Black tea is for those who like their tea with attitude. 🤘
19. I’m so matcha-motivated after drinking green tea. ☕️
20. Why did the green tea get lost in the forest? Because it was matcha-fied. 🌲

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