101+ Beach Christmas Puns That’ll Make Waves of Laughter

Get ready for a holiday extravaganza like no other, where the sand meets the season’s cheer! Dive into our collection of beach-tastic Christmas puns that will have you laughing like a Santa-surfing wave-rider.Imagine a world where sandcastles transform into festive fortresses, and seashells become ornaments adorning a windswept Christmas tree. We’ll guide you through a whirlwind of puns that will ignite your beachcomber spirit and spread holiday joy across the sun-kissed shores.From ‘Sand-ta-claws’ bringing gifts on their tiny crustacean claws to ‘Seas the Season’ inviting you to ‘shell-ebrate’ in style, each pun is a witty gem that captures the essence of a beachy Christmas. So put on your flip-flops, grab a frosty eggnog, and prepare to be swept away by the wave of holiday humor that’s about to hit! Buckle up, beach bunnies, because this Christmas pun-derland is about to get sandy and sensational!

Sand-ta-claws: Christmas at the Beach with a Clawsome Twist

Clawsome Christmas Puns for the Beach

• 🎅🐚 “Ho, ho, ho! Merry Shell-mas!”
• 🏖🎄 “Christmas trees are all bark and no bite by the beach.”
• 🦀🎁 “Santa Claws has arrived with a sack full of pinchy presents.”
• 🐠🎅 “A school of fish came to visit Santa Claws: ‘Merry fish-mas!'”
• 🐚🌟 “Our Christmas tree is a sandcastle, complete with a starfish topper.”
• 🌊🎄 “The waves are singing ‘Deck the Shells’ this holiday season.”
• 🦀🎅 “Santa Claws is on the beach, and he’s giving out free mistletoe shells.”
• 🏖❄️ “Our Christmas lights are powered by the sun and moon, so they’re always bright.”
• 🐠🎄 “The fish are swimming around the Christmas tree, singing ‘Silent Night.'”
• 🦀🎁 “Our menorah is made out of sand, and the flames are seashells.”
• 🏖🌟 “The stars are glowing extra bright tonight, guiding Santa Claws to the beach.”
• 🐚🎄 “Our Christmas tree is a seashell bush, and it’s trimmed with sand dollars.”
• 🦀🎅 “Santa Claws is riding a wave this Christmas, delivering presents to all the good little fish.”
• 🏖❄️ “The sand is sparkling like snow on Christmas morning.”
• 🐠🎄 “Our Christmas ornaments are made out of seashells and driftwood.”
• 🦀🎁 “Santa Claws has a special gift for everyone: a piece of our sandy paradise!”
• 🏖🌟 “The beach is our Christmas wonderland, where the waves are carols and the sand is snow.”
• 🐚🎄 “Merry Christmas from the beach! May your seashells jingle and your waves be jolly.”
• 🦀🎅 “Santa Claws is making a splash this Christmas, delivering presents to all the good little crabs.”
• 🏖❄️ “The wind is whispering ‘Merry Christmas’ through the palm trees.”

Seas the Season: Holiday Puns for the Shell-ebrating Crowd

1. Why did the shellfish get lost? Because it didn’t sea the tide coming!
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a bat-fish!
4. Why did the crab get arrested? For pinching!
5. What do you call a fish with no tail? A fish stick!
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes (emojis: 👀)? Fsh!
7. Why did the fish blush? Because he saw the ocean’s bottom!
8. What do you call a fish that loves to dance? 🐠 A shell-ebrator!
9. Why did the fish get fired from his job? Because he was always floundering!
10. What do you call a fish that’s always late? A tardy cod!
11. Why did the fish go to the doctor? Because it was feeling sea-sick!
12. What do you call a fish that’s always getting into trouble? A fin-atic!
13. Why did the fish wear a tuxedo? Because it was going to a shell-ebration!
14. What do you call a fish that’s always bragging? A minnow mouth!
15. Why did the fish go to the bank? To get a loan!
16. What do you call a fish that’s always on the go? A jet-skipper!
17. Why did the fish get a haircut? To look shell-ebrated!
18. What do you call a fish that’s always hungry? A sea-foodie!
19. Why did the fish wear lipstick? Because it wanted to look shell-ebrant!
20. What do you call a fish that’s always telling jokes? A pun-fish!

Snow Way! Christmas Humor for Beach-Loving Bums

1. What do you call a snowman that can’t stop partying? A flake-out!
2. Why did the snowmen get into trouble? They were caught snowball fighting!
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 🏖️
4. Why are snowmen such good dancers? Because they have snowballs!
5. What do you call a snowman that loves the beach? A sandman!
6. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Flakes! ❄️
7. Where do snowmen go on vacation? To the Snow Cone Islands!
8. Why did the snowman get lost? He didn’t know his way around the snow globe!
9. What do you call a snowman that lives in a pineapple? SpongeBob SnowPants!
10. Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the other snow pile!
11. What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? A snowbully!
12. Why don’t snowmen like thunderstorms? Because it messes up their hair!
13. What do snowmen do when they’re bored? They play snowman limbo!
14. Why did the snowman get a divorce? He was always getting the cold shoulder!
15. What do you call a snowman that’s always late? A slush-bucket! 🌨️
16. What do you call a snowman that’s always laughing? A snow-jester!
17. What do you call a snowman that’s always singing? A snow-singer!
18. What do you call a snowman that’s always dancing? A snow-dancer!
19. What do you call a snowman that’s always sweating? A snow-cone! 🍦
20. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-bully!

Ho, Ho, Holidaze: Festive Fun for the Coastal Crew

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? Because he was good at “icing” the produce. 🎅🏻
3. What do you call a holiday party that’s all about puns? A pun-derful time! ⛄️
4. Why did the Christmas tree get arrested? Because it was fir-ever stealing ornaments.
5. What do you call a reindeer that’s always telling jokes? A pun-derful deer.
6. Why did the gingerbread man run away from the cookie monster? Because he didn’t want to get eaten! 🤦‍♀️
7. What do you call a snowman with a mustache? A Mr. Frosty.
8. Why did the elf get lost in the department store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he wanted.
9. What do you call a Christmas carol that’s always late? A “belated” carol. 🎁
10. Why did the snowmen get into a fight? Because they couldn’t see eye-to-eye!
11. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s been cut down? A tree-detriment. ❄️
12. Why did the reindeer get a cold? Because it was too close to the North Pole!
13. What do you call a group of carolers who are always arguing? A “dis-chord” group.
14. Why did the Christmas tree get a divorce? Because it was pine-ing for a new love.
15. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel-indeer. 🎄
16. Why did the Christmas lights get arrested? Because they were caught stringing people along!
17. What do you call a snowman that’s always making bad jokes? A snow-pun-der.
18. Why did the elf get fired from the toy factory? Because he was always making a “mistletoe” of things.
19. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always losing its needles? A “bald” tree.
20. Why did the gingerbread man start a band? Because he wanted to be a “bread”winner. 🎅🏻

Tinsel and Tides: Unwrapping Christmas Cheer on the Sandy Shores

1. What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? 🐟 A shellfish.
2. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling down? 🎅 Because he had lost his elf-esteem.
3. What do you call a Santa who’s always late? 🎅 A procrastin-Claus.
4. Why did the snowman get a job at the beach? ☃️ Because he was good at chilling.
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ☃️ An abdominal snowman.
6. Why did the gingerbread man run away? 🏃‍♂️ Because he was afraid of getting iced.
7. What do you call a reindeer with no antlers? 🦌 A caribou.
8. Why did the elf get lost in the Christmas tree? 🌲 Because he took a wrong turn at the tinsel.
9. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always in a bad mood? 🎄 A grinch tree.
10. Why did the reindeer get into trouble? 🦌 Because he was caught pawing at the presents.
11. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? ☃️ A below-freezing snowman.
12. Why did the Christmas tree get arrested? 🎄 Because it was caught tinseling with a minor.
13. What do you call a Santa who’s always on the ball? 🎅 A Claus-teron booster.
14. Why didn’t the snowman get a job in the kitchen? ☃️ Because he couldn’t keep his cool.
15. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into trouble? 🎄 A naughty pine.
16. Why did the elf get kicked out of the candy shop? 🍭 Because he was caught stealing sugar cubes.
17. What do you call a reindeer that’s always late? 🦌 A procrastin-deer.
18. Why did the gingerbread man get a traffic ticket? 🏃‍♂️ Because he was caught speeding in a cookie zone.
19. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always in a good mood? 🎄 A holly jolly tree.
20. Why did the elf get a job at the North Pole? 🎅 Because he was a natural ice cube maker.

Ornaments and Ocean Breezes: A Beachy Blend of Holiday Charm

1. What do you call a Santa who loves the beach? A sandy Claus!
2. Why did the ornaments go to the ocean? To get their seashells rocked!
3. Where do beachy Christmas decorations live? In sandcastles!
4. What’s the difference between a Christmas tree and a beach? One has pine needles, and the other has sea shells! 🌼
5. What do you call a group of surfers who love Christmas? A Santa wave!
6. Why did the Christmas lights get seasick? Because they were strung between the sand and the sea!
7. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always wet? A hydrated conifer!
8. Where can you find the best holiday deals on the beach? At the sand dollar store!
9. What do you call a Christmas ornament that’s always sandy? A beach ball! 🎄
10. Why did the reindeer take a vacation to the beach? To get their antlers tanned!
11. What do you call a Christmas carol that you sing while sunbathing? A beachy ballad!
12. What’s the best way to decorate a Christmas tree at the beach? With sea shells and sand!
13. Why did the Christmas wrapping paper get lost? Because it was tidal-wrapped!
14. Where can you find the best Christmas presents on the beach? In the sandbag!
15. What do you call a snowman who loves the beach? A sandy snowman!
16. What do you call a Christmas decoration that’s made of sand? A sand-ta! ❄️
17. Why did the Christmas cookies go to the beach? To get their sugar-coat tans!
18. What do you call a beach party that’s also a Christmas celebration? A sand-tastic holiday!
19. Where do you find a Christmas tree that’s always salty? In the ocean!
20. What do you call a Christmas light that’s always getting wet? A wave-activated twinkle!

Gingerbread and Guacamole: A Tropical Twist on Christmas Treats

1. What do you call a gingerbread man living on a tropical island? A sun-kissed cookie!
2. Why are guacamole and gingerbread meant to be? Because they make a sweet and savory Christmas combo! 🏝️
3. How did the gingerbread man cool down in the tropics? He took a dip in the gingerbread pool!
4. What do you call a gingerbread house in the tropics? A sugar hut!
5. Why was the gingerbread man so popular with the guacamole? Because he was the perfect dipper! 🥑
6. What did the gingerbread man say to the guacamole? “Let’s team up and spice up this Christmas!”
7. Why did the guacamole and gingerbread man become best friends? Because they shared a passion for being green!
8. What do you call a gingerbread man wearing a sombrero? A Mexican gingerbread! 🌮
9. Why did the guacamole love Christmas? Because it made a perfect pairing with the gingerbread treats!
10. What do you get when you cross a gingerbread man with a palm tree? A jolly Jamaica-can!
11. Why was the gingerbread man so excited about the beach? Because he was tired of being a dough-nut and wanted to become a sugarplums by the sea! 🌊
12. What did the guacamole say to the gingerbread man? “Let’s hang out and make a dough-licious duo!”
13. Why did the gingerbread house get sunburned? Because it forgot to put on sunscreen!
14. What do you call a gingerbread man who loves to surf? A ginger-boarder!
15. Why did the guacamole throw a party for the gingerbread man? Because he was the sweetest guest around!
16. What did the gingerbread man use as a life jacket? A candy cane!
17. Why was the guacamole so happy to meet the gingerbread man? Because he was the perfect complement to its chips! 🌶️
18. What do you call a gingerbread man who is always getting into trouble? A dough-nut-head!
19. Why did the gingerbread man become a pirate? Because he wanted to find his true sugar daddy! 🏴‍☠️
20. What did the gingerbread man say when he won a baking contest? “I knead to win!”

Surfin’ Santa: Catching Waves and Spreading Holiday Spirit

1. What do you call Santa’s surf instructor? A wave-maker.
2. Why did Santa get a traffic ticket? For driving a sleigh in the snow zone.
3. What’s Santa’s favorite Christmas song? “Surfin’ USA”
4. Why is Santa so good at surfing? Because he has a magic board that never wipes out.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a surfer? A frost-bro. 🎅
6. What do you call a Santa who loves to surf? A jolly wave rider. 🌊
7. Why did Santa trade in his sleigh for a surfboard? Because he wanted to snow more about the ocean.
8. What’s the difference between a Santa and a surfer? One rides waves, and the other waves hi.
9. What do you call a surfboard that’s too short for Santa? A “tiny sleigh”.
10. Why is Santa so good at surfing? Because he knows how to hang ten.
11. What do you call Santa’s favorite surf spot? The North Pole Shore.
12. Why did Santa bring a surfboard to the Christmas party? To snow surf on the dance floor.
13. What do you call a Santa who’s always surfing? A “snow boarder”.
14. Why did Santa get a sunburn? Because he forgot to put on his sunscreen. ☀️
15. What do you call a Santa who’s stuck in a surf competition? A “Wipeout Claus”.
16. What’s the best way to make Santa laugh? Tell him a “surf’s up” joke.
17. Why did Santa’s surfboard get stolen? Because it was a “board-napping”.
18. What do you call a Santa who’s always losing his surfboard? A “wave-chaser”.
19. Why did Santa take up surfing? Because he wanted to make waves.
20. What’s a Santa’s favorite kind of wave? A “jolly roller”.

Starfish and Stocking Stuffers: Unique Beach-Themed Gifts for Christmas

1. What do you call a starfish with a stocking on its head? A Christmas “star”fish!
2. Why didn’t the starfish want to go to the party? Because he was “all-armed out”!
3. What do you get when you cross a starfish with a Christmas tree? A “sea-son’s greetings”!
4. Why did the starfish get arrested? Because he was caught “starring” at a group of swimmers!
5. What do you call a starfish that loves to swim? A “star” swimmer!
6. Why did the starfish get lost at the mall? Because he didn’t know which “arm” to turn at! ⭐
7. What do you call a starfish that’s always late? A “sea-star” delayed!
8. Why did the starfish get a job at the aquarium? Because he was a “star” attraction!
9. What do you call a starfish that has a really bad temper? A “sea-rious” starfish!
10. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting into trouble? A “sea-star” troublemaker!
11. What do you call a starfish that can’t swim? A “sea-star”fish!
12. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting into fights? A “sea-star” brawler!
13. What do you call a starfish that’s really good at hiding? A “sea-star” incognito!
14. What do you call a starfish that’s always losing its arms? A “sea-star” amputee!
15. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting lost? A “sea-star” with a bad sense of direction! ⭐
16. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting sick? A “sea-star” with a weak immune system!
17. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting into accidents? A “sea-star” with a death wish! 💔
18. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting into trouble with the law? A “sea-star” criminal!
19. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting into fights with other starfish? A “sea-star” bully!
20. What do you call a starfish that’s always getting into trouble with the other sea creatures? A “sea-star” troublemaker!

Sandals and Sleigh Bells: A Festive Fusion of Summer and Winter

1. Sandals and sleigh bells: A summer fling with a winter wonderland❄
2. What do you call a reindeer wearing sandals? A “snowflake”!❄
3. Why did the snowman get a new pair of sandals? Because he was tired of his cold feet!❄
4. What do you call a sandal-wearing Santa? “Sanda Claus”!
5. What do you get when you cross a sandal with a reindeer? A “Sanda-deer”!
6. Why did the beach bum get a job as a lifeguard? To “save soles”!
7. What do you call a sandal that’s too big? A “flip-flop-aroo”!
8. Why did the sandal get lost? Because it didn’t have a pair!
9. What did the sandal say to the foot? “You’re my sole-mate!”
10. What do you call a sandwich made with sandals? A “sole-dwich”!
11. Why did the sandal get a sunburn? Because it was “sole”-ly exposed!
12. What do you call a sandal that’s always getting into trouble? A “rogue sole”!
13. Why did the sandal go to the mechanic? Because it needed a “sole”-ution!
14. What do you call a sandal that’s always late? A “tardy sole”!
15. Why did the sandal get a makeover? Because it was feeling “sole”-less!
16. What do you call a sandal that’s always arguing? A “contentious sole”!
17. Why did the sandal get a new job? Because it wanted to “step up”!
18. What do you call a sandal that’s always hot? A “sizzling sole”!
19. Why did the sandal get a tattoo? Because it wanted to “ink-crease” its style!
20. What do you call a sandal that’s always stealing? A “sandal-izing sole”!

Coconut Palm and Christmas Trees: A Tropical Take on Holiday Decor

1. If a coconut palm and a Christmas tree had a baby, it would be a “tropi-tree”.
2. What do you call a coconut palm with festive lights? A “coco-illuminated” tree.
3. When do coconut palms celebrate the holidays? During “frond-mas”. 🎄
4. What do you get when you cross a coconut with a reindeer? A “coco-nutcracker”.
5. What do coconut palms wear on their heads during Christmas? “Festive frond-bands”.
6. Why did the coconut palm get into the Christmas spirit? Because it wanted to “frond-gle” all the way.
7. What does a coconut palm say when it’s excited about the holidays? “Yay, coconuts!”.
8. What do you call a coconut palm that’s been decorated for Christmas? A “festive frond-fest”.
9. Why are coconut palms the best Christmas tree substitutes? Because they’re “tropi-cool”.
10. What do you get when you hang ornaments on a coconut palm? A “coco-ornament” tree.
11. What do coconut palms put on top of their Christmas trees? A “frond-topper”.
12. What do you call a coconut palm that’s been wrapped in Christmas lights? A “coco-luminous” tree.
13. Why did the coconut palm get a job as a Christmas tree seller? Because it was a “frond-raiser”.
14. What does a coconut palm sing during the holidays? “We wish you a frond-y Christmas”.
15. What do you call a coconut palm that’s wearing a Santa hat? A “coco-santa”.
16. What do you call a coconut palm that’s been decorated with tinsel? A “frond-tacular” tree. 🎄
17. Why did the coconut palm get excited when it heard about Christmas? Because it couldn’t wait to “frond-gle”.
18. What do you call a coconut palm that’s been decorated with candy canes? A “frond-y cane” tree.
19. What do you call a coconut palm that’s been decorated with gingerbread? A “gingerfrond” tree.
20. Why are coconut palms the perfect Christmas trees? Because they’re always “frond” of the holiday season.

Eggnog and Ocean Waves: A Refreshing Christmas Cocktail for Beach Bums

1. What do you call a beachgoer who loves eggnog? A wave-loving nog-head!
2. Why did the surfer skip the eggnog? Because he wanted to catch a wave! 🌊
3. What’s the difference between an eggnog enthusiast and a surfer? One enjoys eggnog ashore, while the other rides the shore with an eggnog.
4. Why did the eggnog get arrested? For beach bumming! 👮‍♂️
5. What do you get when you mix eggnog and sunscreen? A jolly beach bum! 🏝️
6. Why did the surfers get into a tickle fight with the eggnog? Because they were egg-cited for the beach vibes!
7. What do you call a surfer who’s always drinking eggnog? A nog-dog!
8. Why couldn’t the beachcomber find his eggnog? Because the tide was too noggy!
9. What do you call an eggnog-loving surfer? A “Board-nog!” 🏄‍♂️
10. What’s the best way to enjoy eggnog at the beach? In a “shell-abrating” glass! 🐚
11. Why did the eggnog get seasick? Because it was on a beachy-keen wave! 🌊
12. What do you call a surfer who’s always sipping eggnog? A “noggle-meister!”
13. Why did the eggnog get a sunburn? Because it was too exposed at the beach! ☀️
14. What do you call an eggnog that’s been caught in a riptide? A “nog-gone!” 🌊
15. Why did the surfer forget to drink his eggnog? Because he was too busy catching waves! 🤙
16. What do you call a wave that’s made entirely of eggnog? A “nog-wave!” 🌊
17. Why did the eggnog get into a fight with the surfboard? Because they both wanted to ride the waves! 🏄‍♂️
18. What do you call a surfer who’s always sharing their eggnog? A “nog-gin!” 🥃
19. Why did the eggnog get lost at the beach? Because it couldn’t find its noggin! 🏝️

Shell Yeah! Christmas Puns for the Seashell-Obsessed

1. What do you call a Christmas tree made of seashells? A conch Christmas fir! 🌲🐚
2. Why couldn’t the oyster open its presents on Christmas morning? It was all shellebrated out! 🦪🎁
3. What do you get when you cross a seashell with a snowman? A Sandy Claws! 🐚☃️
4. What do seashells say to each other during the holidays? “Merry Shellmas!” 🐚🎄
5. Why are seashells the best gift wrappers? Because they’re “shore” to make your presents look amazing! 🐚🎁
6. What do you call a naughty seashell on Santa’s list? A shell-fish! 🐚🎅 naughty
7. What’s a seashell’s favorite Christmas carol? “Deck the Shells with Boughs of Holly!” 🐚🎄
8. Why did the seashell get lost on Christmas Eve? Because it took a wrong turn at Shell-abration Street! 😂😂
9. What do you call a seashell that’s always in trouble? A shell-evator! 🐚
10. Why did the seashell refuse to go caroling? Because it was “shell”-fish! 🐚🚘
11. What’s a seashell’s favorite Christmas movie? “The Santa Claws” 🐚🎥
12. What do you get when you cross a seashell with a reindeer? A “shell-deer!” 🐚🦌
13. Why did the seashell get a lump of coal in its stocking? Because it was “shell”-fish! 🐚 stocking naughty
14. What’s a seashell’s favorite Christmas snack? “Shell”-fish sticks! 🐚
15. Why did the seashell get arrested on Christmas Eve? Because it was caught “shell”-ebrating too hard! 🐚🚓
16. What do you call a seashell that’s always late for Christmas dinner? A “shell”-abrator! 🐚 dinner
17. Why did the seashell go to the doctor on Christmas morning? Because it had a “shell”-fish bone stuck in its throat! 🐚🏥
18. What’s a seashell’s favorite Christmas song? “Seas the Day!” 🐚🎶
19. Why did the seashell get a bad grade on its Christmas report card? Because it was “shell”-fish! 🐚 naughty
20. What do you call a seashell that’s always getting into trouble? A “shell”-evator! 🐚🚨

Santa’s Beach House: A Christmas Getaway with a Coastal Twist

1. What do you call Santa’s surfing spot? A “ho ho holy site!” 🏄‍♂️
2. Why did Santa get a speeding ticket? Because he was driving his “sleigh-mobile” too fast! 🚔
3. What do you get when you cross Santa with a crab? “Claws for Claus!” 🦀
4. Why did Santa put his reindeer on a diet? Because they were too “buck-wild!” 🦌
5. What do you call a shark that loves carols? A “fins-mas fish!” 🦈
6. Why did the snowman win an award? Because he was “cool under pressure!” ❄️
7. What do you call Santa’s beach house? A “sand-ta’s retreat!” 🏝
8. Why did Santa need a new surfboard? Because his old one had become “board-bored!” 🏄‍♂️
9. What do you get when you cross Santa with a social media influencer? A “elf-influencer!” 📸
10. Why did Santa get a tanning bed? To get a “holly-jolly glow!” 🌞
11. What do you call a lifeguard who loves to help Santa? A “ho-ho-ho-cean saver!” 🌊
12. Why did Santa take up water aerobics? To “dive right into the spirit of Christmas!” 💦
13. What do you call a snowman who’s always on the go? A “snow-nado!” 💨
14. Why did the surfboard get jealous of Santa’s new boat? Because it was “bowed down” by its size! 🚤
15. What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a sailor? A “nauti-buck!” ⛵️
16. Why did Santa get lost in the kelp forest? Because he took a “wrong turn at the seaweed buoy!” 🌲
17. What do you call a beach house that’s full of Christmas decorations? A “sand-ta’s folly!” 🏖️
18. Why did the crab wish for a Christmas miracle? Because he wanted a “shell-abration!” 🐚
19. What do you call a snowman who’s always on the lookout for danger? A “snow-sentry!” ❄️💂‍♂️
20. Why did Santa get a new swimsuit? Because his old one was “too ho-hum!” 👙