111+ Christmas Cocktail Names Puns That’ll Make Your Spirits Bright!

Calling all holiday enthusiasts and cocktail connoisseurs! Are you ready to jingle all the way to Christmas with our merry collection of Christmas cocktail puns? Get ready to raise your glasses and let the festive spirit flow.Imagine sipping on a “Ho-Ho-Hot Toddy” that’s guaranteed to warm you up from head to toe. Or how about a “Mistletoe Mojito” that’s perfect for stealing a kiss under the mistletoe? And let’s not forget the “Rum-Ball Rum Punch,” a festive concoction that will get you in the holiday spirit in no time.For those who prefer a cozy and comforting drink, our “Ginger Snap Snap” is the perfect choice, while the “Naughty or Nice Nog” will satisfy your sweet tooth with its creamy and indulgent flavors. And who can resist a “Wassail Jingle Bell Rock” that will make you jingle all the way?If you’re looking for something sweet and minty, our “Candy Cane Cosmo” is sure to hit the spot. Or, start your holiday mornings with a spiked twist on the classic “Egg Noggin”. And for a spicy and refreshing treat, our “Gingerbread Gimlet” is the perfect accompaniment to your ginger-filled Christmas.But wait, there’s more! Our “PEPPERMINTini” will cool you down on a busy Christmas Eve, while our “CHRISTMAS Cranberry Cosmo” is perfect for any festive gathering. And don’t forget the classic “Snowball Old Fashioned” with a festive winter twist, or the “Reindeer Apple Pie” that’s perfect for a sweet and spiced holiday treat.Last but not least, we have the “Blitzen Bellini,” a fruity and festive cocktail that’s sure to make your Christmas merry and bright. So, gather your friends, raise your glasses, and let our Christmas cocktail puns bring joy and cheer to your holiday season. Cheers!

Ho-Ho-Hot Toddy: A Christmas Classic with a Punny Twist

1. What do you call a reindeer that loves to tell jokes? A pun-deer.
2. Why did the snowman get lost? Because he didn’t have a snowchance.
3. What do you call a Santa who only goes to the beach? Sandy Claws.
4. What do you call a Christmas tree with no presents? A ho-ho-humbug.
5. Why did the gingerbread man cross the road? To get to the other side of the cookie jar.
6. What do you call a Christmas tree with bad breath? A fur-tree. 🎅
7. What do you call a reindeer that always wears a hat? A Santa-hat-deer.
8. Why are Christmas trees bad at hiding? Because they’re always getting spotted. 😂
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
10. What do you call a reindeer with a red nose? A Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.
11. Why couldn’t the snowman make up his mind? Because he was too flaky.
12. What do you call a reindeer that sings? A karaoke-oke-deer.
13. What do you call a snowman who likes to dance? A snow-ballerina.
14. Why are Christmas trees so good at math? Because they’re always counting their rings.
15. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting lost? A North-pole-around.
16. What do you call a reindeer that loves to play hide-and-seek? A seek-and-hide-deer.
17. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it wanted to look sharp.
18. What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always complaining? A whiny fir.
19. What do you call a reindeer that loves to drink coffee? A latte-deer. ☕️
20. What do you call a snowman who’s always in a bad mood? A snow-grump.

Mistletoe Mojito: A Kissable Cocktail for Holiday Parties

1. Why did the mistletoe get a makeover? Because it wanted to look kissable!
2. What do you call a mistletoe that’s always a hit at parties? A mistle-toe-tally awesome icebreaker!
3. Why did the mojito say to the mistletoe? Let’s make tonight a night to remember!
4. What’s a mistletoe’s favorite drink? A mojito, of course! 🎄🍹
5. Why is mistletoe a good gift for a teacher? Because it’s a teaching moment!
6. What do you call a mistletoe that’s always in the spotlight? A paparazzi-letoe! 📸🎄
7. Why did the mistletoe get tired? Because it was hanging around all night!
8. What do you call a mistletoe that’s always in a good mood? A jolly-letoe!
9. Why did the mojito blush? Because the mistletoe gave it a kiss! 🍹😘
10. What’s a mistletoe’s favorite dance move? The mistle-tango! 🎄💃
11. Why did the mistletoe get a promotion? Because it was a high-hanging success!
12. What do you call a mistletoe that’s a little too friendly? A smoochy-letoe!
13. Why is mistletoe a good way to make friends? Because it breaks the ice!
14. What do you call a mistletoe that’s always in the know? A gossip-letoe! 🎄🗣️
15. Why did the mistletoe get lost? Because it was following its nose! 👃🎄
16. What’s a mistletoe’s favorite kind of music? Mistletoe and the Whispering Winds! 🍃🎄
17. Why did the mistletoe get a cold? Because it was hanging out in the breeze! 🌬️🎄
18. What’s a mistletoe’s favorite snack? A mistle-toast! 🍞🎄
19. Why is mistletoe a good Christmas decoration? Because it’s a sign of love and good cheer! 🎄❤️
20. What do you call a mistletoe that’s a little too attached? A clinging-letoe! 🎄🌿

Rum-Ball Rum Punch: A Festive Drink that’s Sure to Get You in the Spirit

1. This drink will definitely make you feel “rum-antic.”
2. It’s so festive, it’ll make you want to “shake your eggnog.”
3. It’s the perfect drink to “rum-ble” before a party.
4. It’s so delicious, it’ll make you want to “punch” someone. 🍷
5. Be careful, this drink is “rum-believable!”
6. It’s the perfect drink to put you in a “holly jolly mood.” 🎄
7. It’s sure to “spruce” up your holiday party.
8. This drink is so festive, it’ll make you want to “deck the halls.”
9. It’s the perfect drink to warm you up on a cold winter night.
10. This drink is so good, it’ll make you want to “snow” it to all your friends. ❄️
11. It’s the perfect drink to “wrap up” your holiday season. 🎁
12. This drink is so good, it’ll make you want to “sleigh” all day.
13. It’s the perfect drink to “trim” your Christmas tree.
14. This drink is so festive, it’ll make you want to “jingle all the way.” 🎶
15. It’s the perfect drink to “ring in” the new year.
16. This drink is so good, it’ll make you want to “pop” champagne all night. 🍾
17. It’s the perfect drink to “cheers” to the holidays.
18. This drink is so delicious, it’ll make you want to “gobble it up.” 🦃
19. It’s the perfect drink to “stuff” yourself with on Thanksgiving.
20. This drink is so good, it’ll make you want to “turkey trot” all the way home. 🦃

Ginger Snap Snap: A Warming Cocktail for Cozy Christmas Gatherings

1. What do you call a Christmas cookie that’s always happy? A ginger snap-ee!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a ginger snap? A gingerbread man!
3. Why did the ginger snap get a cold? Because it was always outside at night! 😂
4. What’s the best thing to say to a ginger snap? “Spread the cheer!”
5. Why can’t you trust a ginger snap? Because it’s full of sugar!
6. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always in a good mood? A jolly rancher!
7. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting into trouble? A ginger snap-erator!
8. What do you call a ginger snap that loves to travel? A world ginger-snapper!
9. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always up for a game? A ginger snap-shot!
10. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always making you laugh? A ginger snap-ster!
11. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always making you smile? A ginger snap-beam!
12. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting lost? A ginger snap-shot!
13. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting into trouble? A ginger snap-inator!
14. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting into accidents? A ginger snap-hazard!
15. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting sick? A ginger snap-shot!
16. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting kidnapped? A ginger snap-jacked!
17. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting lost? A ginger snap-shot!
18. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting into trouble? A ginger snap-inator! 🍪
19. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting sick? A ginger snap-shot!
20. What do you call a ginger snap that’s always getting kidnapped? A ginger snap-jacked!

Naughty or Nice Nog: A Creamy and Indulgent Christmas Treat

1. What do you get when you cross a reindeer with a snowman? Frosty the red-nosed reindeer.
2. What do you call a reindeer with a bad attitude? A Rudolph the Rude-nosed Reindeer.
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
4. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
7. Why was the snowman so happy? Because he was surrounded by snow bunnies!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A snow-cone.
10. What do you call a snowman who knows karate? A snow-blower.
11. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
12. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
13. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
14. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
15. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
16. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
17. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
18. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
19. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.
20. What do you call a snowman who is always cold? A shiver-me-timbers.

Wassail Jingle Bell Rock: A Festive Drink that’ll Make You Jingle All the Way

1. Wassailing the days away with this drink! 🍹
2. This wassail will have you jingling with joy! 🎵
3. The perfect drink to rock the holiday season. 🎄
4. Wassail so merry and bright, it’ll make your spirits light. 🌟
5. Pour yourself a glass of this wassail and let the festivities begin! ✨
6. This wassail is the jolliest way to warm up this winter. ❄️
7. Ready to get your jingle on? This wassail will do the trick! 🎁
8. A wassail that’s so good, it’ll make you want to dance all night long. 💃🕺
9. This wassail is the perfect way to spread holiday cheer. 🎅🤶
10. Wassail up! It’s time to celebrate the season! 🥂
11. This wassail is the best way to warm up after a long day of caroling. 🎶🎵
12. Looking for a drink that’ll make your Christmas merry? Wassail away! 🎄✨
13. This wassail is so good, it’ll make you want to shout from the rooftops! 📣📢
14. A wassail that’s so festive, it’ll make you want to deck the halls. 🏡🎄
15. This wassail is the perfect way to end a perfect holiday meal. 🦃🥧
16. Wassailing through the holidays like a pro! 🎅🤶
17. This wassail is the perfect drink to warm up your soul this winter. ❄️☃️
18. A wassail that’s so good, it’ll make you want to sing Jingle Bells all day long! 🎶🎵
19. Looking for a drink that’ll make you feel warm and fuzzy inside? Wassail to the occasion! 🍷❄️
20. This wassail is the perfect way to toast the holidays! 🥂✨

Candy Cane Cosmo: A Sweet and Minty Cocktail for a Sugar-Coated Christmas

1. What do you call a Candy Cane that’s lost its way? A lost “cane.”
2. Why did the reindeer get kicked out of the Candy Cane factory? He was caught pulling a “stale” move.
3. What do you call a Christmas tree made of Candy Canes? A “mint” condition.
4. What’s a Candy Cane’s favorite Christmas carol? “Deck the Halls with Boughs of Lollipops.”
5. Why did the Candy Cane make a great politician? Because it always stood by its “candy-date.”
6. What do you call a reindeer that only eats Candy Canes? A “Rudylicious” reindeer.
7. What’s a Candy Cane’s favorite dance move? The “candy cane twist.”
8. Why is a Candy Cane so popular? Because it’s sweet and “mint” to be. 🍬
9. What do you call a Candy Cane that’s been in the sun too long? A “melty” Candy Cane.
10. What do you call a Candy Cane that’s been run over by a car? A “flat” Candy Cane.
11. What’s a Candy Cane’s favorite drink? A “candy cane cosmo.”
12. Why did the Candy Cane get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught “candy-ing” too fast.
13. What do you call a Candy Cane that’s always getting into trouble? A “mis-candy-demeanor.”
14. What’s a Candy Cane’s favorite movie? “The Candyman.”
15. Why did the Candy Cane get lost in the forest? Because it couldn’t find its “way-mint.”
16. What do you call a Candy Cane that’s been in a fire? A “char-coal” Candy Cane. 🔥
17. What’s a Candy Cane’s favorite band? The “Peppermints.”
18. Why did the Candy Cane get arrested? Because it was caught “candy-napping.”
19. What do you call a Candy Cane that’s always smiling? A “happy-candy-Cane.”
20. What’s a Candy Cane’s favorite Christmas present? A “sugar-coated” Christmas.

Egg Noggin’: A Spiked Eggnog that’s Perfect for Holiday Breakfast

1. What do you call an eggnog with a hangover? A scrambled Noghead
2. Why did the eggnog join a band? Because it wanted to be a Nog’n’Roll Star 🌰
3. What do you get when you cross an eggnog with a snowman? A nog-man-frost
4. How do you fix a cracked eggnog? With a noggin patch
5. What do you call an eggnog that’s been in the fridge for too long? A fro-nog
6. Why did the eggnog get a job at the library? Because it was a book-nog
7. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog
8. Why did the eggnog cross the road? To get to the other Nogside
9. What do you call an eggnog that’s always in a good mood? A Nog-timistic
10. 🥚 Why did the eggnog get lost? Because it didn’t know how to nutmeg
11. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog
12. Why did the eggnog get a job at the bank? Because it was a loan-nog
13. Why did the eggnog get lost in the woods? Because it didn’t know how to spruce
14. Why did the eggnog go to the doctor? Because it had a whisk-away
15. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog
16. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog
17. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog
18. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog
19. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog
20. What do you call an eggnog that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue-nog

Gingerbread Gimlet: A Spicy and Refreshing Cocktail for a Ginger-y Christmas

• Why did the gingerbread man get lost? Because he didn’t have a map-ple.
• What do you call a gingerbread man who’s always baking puns? Ginger-bread-jester. 🍸
• What do you get when you cross a gingerbread man and a cocktail? A Gingerbread Gimlet. 🍹
• How do you make a gingerbread man laugh? You tell him a joke and tickle his funny bun. 🎅😂
• Why was the gingerbread man sad? Because he was missing his icing on the cake. ☃️
• What do you get when you combine a gingerbread man and a Christmas tree? A gingerbread tree-hugger. 🌲🌳
• How do you make a gingerbread house? With snow-man’s land. 🏠☃️
• Why did the gingerbread man break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a real sourpuss. 💔🍬
• What do you call a gingerbread man who’s always in trouble? A gingerbread trouble-maker. 👮‍♂️🚨
• Why couldn’t the gingerbread man get a loan? Because he didn’t have any collateral. 💰💰
• What do you call a gingerbread man who’s always getting into fights? A gingerbread brawler. 🤜💥🤛
• Why did the gingerbread man get arrested? Because he was caught breaking and entering. 🚓🚨
• What do you call a gingerbread man who’s always late? A procrastinating gingerbread man. ⏰🏃‍♂️
• Why did the gingerbread man get a cold? Because he didn’t wear a coat. ❄️🤧
• What do you call a gingerbread man who’s always happy? A ginger-joy man. 😊✨
• Why did the gingerbread man cross the road? To get to the other side. 🛣️🚶‍♂️
• What do you call a gingerbread man who’s always on the go? A gingerbread traveler. 🗺️✈️
• Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby. 🤒👨‍⚕️
• What do you call a gingerbread man who’s always telling jokes? A ginger-joke-er. 🎤🃏

PEPPERMINTini: A Refreshing and Festive Cocktail that’ll Cool You Down on Christmas Eve

1. What do you call a peppermint martini that’s too strong? A brain freeze!
2. Why did the peppermint martini cross the road? To get to the other sip!
3. What do you call a peppermint martini that’s not chilled enough? A warm-up lap!
4. What do you call a peppermint martini that’s too sweet? A candy cane catastrophe! 🍸🌿
5. Why did the peppermint martini get lost? Because it didn’t have a mint-ion!
6. What do you call a peppermint martini that’s served in a martini glass? A polar express! 🎄❄️
7. Why did the peppermint martini become a famous detective? Because it always had a nose for trouble! 🔎
8. What do you call a peppermint martini that’s made with too much sugar? A sugar crash!
9. Why did the peppermint martini get arrested? Because it was caught driving under the influence of peppermint! 🚓🚨
10. What do you call a peppermint martini that’s served with a candy cane? A peppermint twist! 🎅

CHRISTMAS Cranberry Cosmo: A Tart and Tangy Cocktail that’s Perfect for Holiday Parties

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ❄️
2. What do you call a Christmas tree with no leaves? A needlen’t tree. 🎄
3. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still a reindeer, it just can’t run. 🦌
4. Why did Santa get stuck in the chimney? He had a holly jolly time. 🎅
5. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost. 🐧🌵
6. What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle. ⛄️☀️
7. Why did the gingerbread man cross the road? To get to the other side, snap! 🍪
8. What do you call a lazy snowman? A slushy. ☃️
9. Why are Christmas trees so good at telling jokes? Because they’re fir-ever funny. 🎄🤣
10. What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose who’s lost his mind? A carrot-top. 🥕
11. Why did the ornaments get into a fight? Because they were all hangers-on. 🎄✨
12. What do you call a Christmas tree with no lights? A dark knight. 🌲🦇
13. Why did Santa get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? Because he left his sleigh in a snow-parking zone. 🎅🚗
14. What do you call a reindeer with a bad attitude? A de-antler. 🦌🚫
15. What do you call a Christmas elf who’s always late? A Santa-gator. 🧝‍♂️⏰
16. Why did the snowman get a job at the grocery store? Because he was always chillin’. ⛄️🛒
17. What do you call a Christmas carol that’s always in trouble? A jingle bell-ringer. 🎵🔔
18. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? Because it was getting fir-riffic. 🎄✂️
19. What do you call a turkey that’s lost its wings? A ground turkey. 🦃🪶🚫
20. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into trouble? A trouble-maker. 🦌😈

Snowball Old Fashioned: A Classic Cocktail with a Festive Winter Twist

1. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? 🥶 A snow-cone-head!
2. Why did the snowman get lost? ❄️ Because he didn’t know his “ice” from his “snow.”
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ✨ An “ab-solutely shredded” snowman.
4. Why couldn’t the snowman cross the road? ❄️ Because he had “frosty” knees.
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a carrot? 🥕 A snow-carrot!
6. Why did the snowman get a cold? ❄️ Because he stood in the snow all night without a “scarf” on!
7. What do you call a snowman who wins the lottery? ✨ A “snow” millionaire!
8. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a zombie? 🧟‍♂️ A “snow-brained” zombie!
9. Why did the snowman get a speeding ticket? 🚗 Because he was caught “ice” skating on the road!
10. What do you call a snowman who’s always in a hurry? ⌛️ A “fast-snow-ball.”
11. Why did the snowman go to the dentist? 🦷 Because he had a “tooth” ache!
12. What do you call a snowman who’s always telling jokes? ⛄️ A “snow” comedian!
13. Why did the snowman get a sunburn? ☀️ Because he spent too much time “chilling” in the sun!
14. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a bee? 🐝 A “honey-snow” man!
15. Why did the snowman get a divorce? 🥶 Because his wife melted his heart!
16. What do you call a snowman who’s always in a good mood? ⛄️ A “snow” happy snowman!
17. Why did the snowman cross the playground? 🚸 To get to the other “snow”-cone!
18. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a computer? 🖥️ A “snow-bot.”
19. Why did the snowman get lost in the woods? 🌲 Because he didn’t know which “fir” to go!
20. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? ❄️ A “snow-flake.”

Reindeer Apple Pie: A Sweet and Spiced Cocktail that’s Perfect for Holiday Gatherings

1. What do you call a reindeer that loves apple pie? A “deer pie-licious”!
2. Why did the reindeer cross the road? To get to the other “doe”-nut shop! 🥧
3. What do you get when you mix a reindeer and an apple pie? A “doe-licious” treat! 🥧
4. What do you call an apple pie that’s so good it makes reindeer fly? Antler-elastic! 🦌
5. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into trouble? A “buck-wild” reindeer! 🦌
6. What do you call a reindeer that loves to sing? A “carol-ing king”! 🎵
7. What do you call a reindeer that’s always late? A “slacker-stag”! 🦥
8. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting lost? A “lost-in-the-woods” reindeer! 🗺️
9. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into danger? A “daredevil-deer”! 🦌
10. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting sick? A “sick-as-a-dog” reindeer! 🤢
11. What do you call a large reindeer with a big belly? An “antler-svelte”! 🦌
12. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into fights? A “pugnacious-prancer”! 🥊
13. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting stuck in the mud? A “mucky-buck”! 🦌
14. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting lost in the forest? A “lost-in-the-woods” reindeer! 🌳
15. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into trouble? A “trouble-making-mule”! 😈
16. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into fights? A “feisty-fawn”! 🦌
17. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into accidents? A “crash-prone-caribou”! 🚗
18. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting lost? A “directionally-challenged-deer”! 🧭
19. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into trouble? A “naughty-nightmare”! 😈
20. What do you call a reindeer that’s always getting into fights? A “belligerent-beast”! 💥

Blitzen Bellini: A Festive and Fruity Cocktail that’ll Make Your Christmas Merry

1. Why did the Christmas tree get a bad report card? 🎄 It was full of sap!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ⛄️ An abdominal snowman.
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? 🦌 No idea.
4. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? 🌴 Too many cheetahs!
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ❓ Fsh!
6. Why are Christmas trees so bad at math? 🎄 They only know how to count to twelve!
7. What do you call a reindeer with a fake nose? 🦌 Rudolph the phoney.
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌾 Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call a belt made out of watches? ⌚️ A waist of time.
10. Why are spiders so good at basketball? 🏀 Because they’re great at weaving their webs!
11. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? 🚫 A stick.
12. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ⛳️ In case he got a hole-in-one!
13. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🦘 A pouch potato.
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? 🚲 It was two tired!
15. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? 🤔 A maybe.
16. Why did the student eat his homework? 📚 Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? 🐠 Fsh!
18. Why did the banana go to the doctor? 🍌 It wasn’t peeling well.
19. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ⛄️ An abdominal snowman.
20. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? 👖 In case he got a hole-in-one!

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