Christmas time is upon us, and that means it’s time for puns! I’ve got a sleigh-full of Disney Christmas puns that will make you laugh until your sides hurt.I’m not the only one busy this time of year, it is a very busy time for Santa and his elves. I’m sure he’d take a break for a good pun or two!So whether you’re looking for a way to spread some holiday cheer or you just need a good laugh, I’ve got you covered. Dive in and enjoy these Disney Christmas puns!’Heading 1′: Ho Ho Ho-kay Jokes to Make You Laugh!Get ready for a snow-stopping collection of puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.’Heading 2′: Deck the Halls with Puns! These puns are so good, they’ll make your Christmas tree sparkle.’Heading 3′: What Do You Call a Snowman with a Six-Pack? An abdominal snowman!’Heading 4′: Why Did Cinderella Wear Winter Boots?Because she wanted to go to the glass slipper-y slide!’Heading 5′: What’s a Mouse’s Favorite Disney Christmas Movie?’Frozen’!’Heading 6′: What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman and a Vampire?Frostbite!’Heading 7′: Why Did Mickey Mouse Get Coal for Christmas?Because he was naughty…and a mouse!’Heading 8′: What Do You Call a Reindeer with No Front Teeth?A gummy deer!I hope you enjoyed these Disney Christmas puns! I know I did. If you have any favorites, please share them in the comments below. And don’t forget to check out my other blog posts for more holiday fun.
Ho Ho Ho-kay Jokes to Make You Laugh!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why are colds bad criminals? They’re very hard to catch.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
- How does NASA organize a company party? They planet.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
- What do you call a group of cows playing poker? A royal flush.
- ๐ฎ Why did the cow go to the doctor? It was feeling moooody.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
- What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
- Why did the teddy bear get arrested? For stuffing a bunny.
Deck the Halls with Puns!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! ๐ฆ
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! โ๏ธ
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack and a carrot nose? Arnold Snowzenegger!
- What do you call a snowman wearing a hat? A snow-cone-head!
- What do you call a snowman with a sore throat? A snow-hoarse!
- What do you call a snowman with no arms? A snow-wave!
- What do you call a snowman with no legs? A snow-stump!
- What do you call a snowman with only one arm? A snow-shake!
- What do you call a snowman with a toothache? A snow-ouch!
- What do you call a snowman that can’t swim? A snow-sink!
- What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A snow-flake! โ๏ธ
- What do you call a snowman that’s always happy? A snow-beam!
- What do you call a snowman that’s always sad? A snow-moan!
- What do you call a snowman that’s always dancing? A snow-ball!
- What do you call a snowman that’s always bragging? A snow-show!
- What do you call a snowman that’s always freezing? A snow-cone!
- What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-flake-out! โ๏ธ
- What do you call a snowman that’s always making snowmen? A snow-multiplier!
What Do You Call a Snowman with a Six-Pack?
- An abdominal snowman
- A six-pack of ice
- A frosty six-pack
- A ripped snowman โ๏ธ
- A muscular snowman
- A bodybuilder snowman ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
- A snow-bound six-pack โ๏ธ
- A chilly six-pack ๐ฅถ
- A muscular snowman with a core of ice
- A snowman with a cool core
- A six-pack of frozen abs
- A snowman with a shredded physique ๐ช
- A snow-flexing snowman
- A six-pack of ice cubes
- A snowman with a bodacious bod
- A snowman with a snow-cial six-pack
- A snowman who’s totally ripped
- A snowman with a physique to die for
- A snowman who’s shredded for the slopes
- A snowman who’s not afraid to show off his abs ๐ช
Why Did Cinderella Wear Winter Boots?
- Because she wanted to go to the ball in style!
- So she could keep her glass slippers warm.
- She was afraid her toes would freeze off! โ๏ธ
- She wanted to make sure she had a snow-balling good time.
- She knew the coach would turn into a pumpkin at midnight, so she wanted to be prepared for the cold.
- Because she was going to a winter ball!
- Her fairy godmother told her she needed to keep her feet warm.
- She heard the prince had a wicked stepmother who was always trying to freeze people out.
- So she could skate to the ball! โธ๏ธ
- Because she wanted to be the belle of the ball!
- She was afraid of slipping on the ice.
- Because she knew the prince would be wearing his ice skates!
- So she could walk through the snow without getting her feet wet.
- She wanted to make a grand entrance at the ball.
- Because she was going to a winter wonderland!
- So she could keep her feet warm and dry on her way to the ball.
- She was afraid the mice would nibble on her glass slippers.
- So she could make a quick getaway if the prince turned out to be a frog! ๐ธ
- Because she wanted to be the life of the party!
- So she could get a head start on the snowball fight! โ๏ธ
What’s a Mouse’s Favorite Disney Christmas Movie?
- Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Christmas! ๐ญ๐
- Clearly, it’s “Cinderellabration: Christmas Wishes”! ๐ฐโจ
- “Frozen” in Time: The Christmas Story of Olaf โ๏ธโ๏ธ
- “Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas”! ๐นโจ
- “Toy Story That Time Forgot: The Christmas Edition”! ๐งธ๐
- “Christmas with Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year”! ๐ฏ๐
- “Mickey’s Christmas Carol”: Scrooge McDuck strikes again! ๐ฐ๐
- “Merry Christmas, Donald Duck” ๐ฆ๐
- “The Twelve Days of Christmas” (featuring Disney characters)! ๐๐
- “Santa’s Helpers: Goofy and Mickey Save Christmas”! ๐ ๐๐
- “The Nightmare Before Disney Christmas” ๐๐
- “Mickey Mouse’s Christmas Surprise” ๐ญ๐๐
- “A Goofy Christmas” ๐๐ถ
- “Pluto’s Christmas Tree” ๐๐ถ๐พ
- “Christmas with Chip ‘n’ Dale” ๐ฟ๏ธ๐ฟ๏ธ๐
- “Donald Duck’s Christmas Quackers” ๐ฆ๐
- “Mickey Mouse’s Christmas Carol: The Scrooge McDuck Edition” ๐ฐ๐
- “Christmas at Disney World: A Very Merry Mix-Up!” ๐๐๐
- “The Christmas Wish: A Disney Holiday Story” ๐ ๐โจ
- “Minnie Mouse’s Christmas Countdown” ๐๐๐๏ธ
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman and a Vampire?
- Frostbite
- A bloodthirsty snowman ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Ice that bites
- A chilling vampire
- A cool-blooded killer
- A frozen vampire ๐ง
- A frosty vampire
- A snowman with sharp teeth
- A vampire that loves winter
- A snowman that drinks blood๐ฉธ
- A vampire that turns into a snowman
- A snowman that can fly
- A vampire that lives in a freezer
- A snowman that can hypnotize you
- A vampire that loves snowball fights
- A snowman that can turn into a bat
- A vampire that loves snow cones ๐ง
- A snowman that can sing
- A vampire that loves to play hockey
- A snowman that can turn into a wolf
Why Did Mickey Mouse Get Coal for Christmas?
- Because he had a “mousy” Christmas!
- Because he couldn’t keep his paws off the presents!
- Because he wasn’t very Minnie!
- Because he got caught in a Santa “trap”!
- Because his reindeer was named Comet, but he preferred “Puns”!
- Because he wanted to warm up his sleigh bells! โ๏ธ
- Because he thought it was a “block” of cheese! ๐ง
- Because he wanted to make a “Mickey” out of the situation!
- Because he didn’t want to get “burned” by the fireplace! ๐ฅ
- Because he heard it was the “hottest” new present!
- Because he was a “coal-hearted” mouse! ๐ค
- Because he had a “grate” attitude! ๐ฅ
- Because he wanted to keep “warm” on those cold winter nights! ๐ฅถ
- Because he wanted to “light up” the Christmas tree! โจ
- Because he was “grateful” for the gift! ๐
- Because he was a “coal” miner mouse! โ๏ธ
- Because he wanted to make a “snow” globe! โ๏ธ
- Because he was hoping for a “diamond” but got coal instead! ๐
What Do You Call a Reindeer with No Front Teeth?
- A buck with a gap
- An antlerless moose
- A deer-bitten dentist
- A bucky-toothed beastie ๐ฆท
- A gappy-gripped grazer
- A buck with no bite
- A toothless tinkler
- A dentally deficient deer
- A reindeer with a receding gumline
- A buck with a missing incisor
- A reindeer with a gummy grin ๐ฆท
- A buck with a snaggletooth-free smile
- A deer with a twinkle in its toothless mouth
- A reindeer with a bucktoothed grin
- A deer with a jolly ho-ho-ho, even without any teeth
- A buck with a pearly white… oh wait, never mind
- A toothless but jolly deer, spreading Christmas cheer
- A reindeer with a winning smile, gap and all ๐ฆท
- A deer with a tooth fairy addiction
- A reindeer with no front teeth, but still the best smile in the North Pole
Why Are Christmas Elves Such Good Dancers?
- Because they have mistle-toes ๐
- They toe-tally rock it ๐ฉฐ
- They’ve got elf-cellent rhythm ๐๐บ
- They’re always on their sleigh feet ๐ท
- They can shake their jingle bells like nobody’s business ๐
- They’ve got great elf-ordination ๐ง
- Their moves are so merry ๐
- They’re known for their snow-cial dancing โ๏ธ
- They never have a ho-ho-hum time on the dance floor ๐คถ
- They’re the best at Santa-sizing their moves ๐
- They’re gift-ed at tripping the light fantastic ๐
- They’re always ready to sleigh the competition ๐ท
- They’ve got the Claus-est thing to perfect rhythm ๐คถ
- They’re the most jolliest dancers on the block ๐
- They’re known for their elf-centric dance moves ๐ฉฐ
- They’re the only ones who can do the Krampus-walk ๐
- They’ve got the most jingle-tastic moves around ๐
- They’re always ready to show off their snow-cial skills โ๏ธ
- They’ve got the best moves for the season ๐ ๐คถ๐
What Did the Christmas Tree Say to the Decorator?
- “I’m all decked out and ready to sparkle!” ๐
- “Let’s be fir real, I’m the star of the show.” โจ
- “I’m a little spruce, but I’ll grow on you.” ๐ฒ
- “Don’t fir-get to hang your baubles on me.” ๐
- “I’m fir-ever grateful for all the presents I receive.” ๐
- “I’m a real pine-terpreter of Christmas cheer.” ๐
- “I’m all about the merry-ment.” ๐
- “I’m a fir-midable force in the Christmas spirit.” ๐ช
- “I’m the Santa-ment to all your Christmas wishes.” ๐
- “I’m a holly-jolly good time.” ๐คถ
- “I’m a fir-evergreen reminder of the Christmas spirit.” ๐ฒ
- “I’m a fir-ever-lasting symbol of Christmas joy.” ๐
- “I’m a fir-tunate tree to be a part of your Christmas celebration.” ๐
- “I’m a fir-real treasure.” ๐
- “I’m a fir-ever-lasting friend.” โ๏ธ
- “I’m a fir-ever-green reminder of the Christmas spirit.” ๐ฒ
- “I’m a fir-ever-lasting symbol of Christmas joy.” ๐
- “I’m a fir-tunate tree to be a part of your Christmas celebration.” ๐
- “I’m a fir-real treasure.” ๐
- “I’m a fir-ever-lasting friend.” โ๏ธ
Why Did Santa Get a Parking Ticket?
- Because he left his sleigh in a snow parking zone. โ๏ธ
- For driving under the influence of ho-ho-hol. ๐
- Because his reindeer were double-parked. ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- For parking his sleigh on the wrong side of the pole. ๐ซ
- Because his elves were jaywalking. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
- For failing to yield to a pedestrian (Frosty the Snowman). โ๏ธ
- Because he had too many toys in his sled. ๐
- For not having a valid reindeer operator’s license. ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
- Because his sleigh was too large for the parking space. ๐
- For singing Christmas carols too loudly. ๐ถ
- Because he forgot to put his parking brake on and his sleigh rolled down the hill. ๐ท
- For breaking the speed limit on the North Pole highway. ๐
- Because he parked too close to the gingerbread house. ๐
- For leaving his presents under the wrong tree. ๐
- Because he was caught red-handed delivering presents to children who had been naughty. ๐โ
- For parking on Santa’s lawn without permission. ๐ซ
- Because his sleigh was towed for being overweight. ๐
- For not having a permit to park his sleigh on private property. ๐
What Do You Call a Snowball Fight Between Two Leprechauns?
- A snowball fight between two leprechauns? A wee flurry!
- What do you call a snowman with a gold tooth? A snowmoblin’! ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Why did the leprechaun cross the road? To get to the other shamrock! ๐
- What do you call a leprechaun who can’t control his temper? A pot of gold-anger! ๐ฐ๐คฌ
- What’s the difference between a leprechaun and a snowflake? One’s a short stack and the other’s a snowpack! โ๏ธ
- Why did the leprechaun wear a raincoat? To avoid a pot of dew! ๐ง
- What do you call a leprechaun who’s always in trouble? A pot stirrer! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅ
- What do you call a leprechaun with no shoes? Barefootin’! ๐ฃ
- Why did the leprechaun get lost? Because he followed the rainbow’s curve! ๐โ
- What do you call a leprechaun who can sing? A shamrock ‘n’ roller! ๐ถ๐
- What do you call a leprechaun who’s always on the go? A pot-hopper! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ
- Why did the leprechaun quit his job? Because he was always getting caught with his gold in his hands! ๐ฎโโ๏ธ๐ฐ
- What do you call a leprechaun who’s always cold? A shiverin’ shamrock! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Why did the leprechaun cross the playground? To get to the other slide! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
- What do you call a leprechaun who’s always telling jokes? A pot of pun! ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
- Why did the leprechaun get a speeding ticket? For driving his pot of gold too fast! ๐๐ฐ๐จ
- What do you call a leprechaun who’s always on vacation? A pot-head! โ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Why did the leprechaun get a job at the library? To help people find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! ๐๐๐งโโ๏ธ
- What do you call a leprechaun who’s always late? A pot-dawdler! โฐ๐งโโ๏ธ
- Why did the leprechaun open a restaurant? To serve up some shamrock shakes! ๐๐ฅค๐งโโ๏ธ
Why Did the Grinch Love Christmas Eve?
- He could finally “ho-ho-ho” himself!
- Because it was the most “ewe-phoric” night of the year!
- He got a “rush” from the Christmas rush.
- He was the “Grinch of honor” at the Christmas Eve ball.
- He loved the “sweetness” of the season. ๐
- He was always up for a “reindeer party.”
- He thought Santa’s sleigh was “sleigh-mazing”!
- He loved the “snow” business that came with Christmas Eve. โ๏ธ
- It was his “favorite” holiday to steal presents.
- He got a “kick” out of the Christmas crackers.
- He loved the “tinsel-ing” sound of Christmas bells.
- He thought the Christmas lights were “bright”ening up his life.
- He was “snow” happy to have a reason to steal Christmas. โ๏ธ
- He loved the “frosting” on the Christmas cookies.
- He thought the Christmas tree was “holly” jolly.
- He loved the “warm fuzzies” he got from stealing Christmas presents.
- He was always looking for a “snow-cial” event.
- He thought the Christmas music was “snow-thing” but catchy.
- He loved the “sugar plum” fairies that danced in his dreams on Christmas Eve. ๐ฉฐ
What Do You Get When You Cross a Christmas Tree and a Porcupine?
- A pine-cushion!
- A Christmas cactus with attitude!
- A prickly holiday decoration!
- A present you don’t want to sit on!
- A festive ouch!
- A holiday hazard!
- A prickly present! ๐
- A spiky Christmas tree!
- A tree with a serious case of needle-drop!
- A Christmas tree that’s not afraid to defend itself!
- A tree that’s always ready for a hug… if you’re careful!
- A tree that’s guaranteed to make you laugh (even if it’s at your own expense)!
- A tree that’s perfect for cats who like to climb!
- A tree that will make your guests say, “Ouch!” ๐ต
- A tree that will make you think twice about putting up decorations!
- A tree that’s perfect for people who love a good joke!
- A tree that’s sure to give you a case of the giggles!
- A tree that’s perfect for anyone who loves to laugh (even if they’re the ones getting poked)!
- A tree that’s sure to bring a smile to your face (even if it’s through the pain)!
- A tree that’s the perfect addition to any festive gathering (as long as everyone is wearing gloves)! ๐งค
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