122+ Australian Puns That Will Leave You Vege-might

G’day, mates! Are you ready to immerse yourself in the wacky world of Australian puns? I’ve got an Aussie-sized bag of laughter lined up for you, so prepare to have a right royal giggle.From the moment you land on these sunburnt shores, you’ll be bombarded with a barrage of Aussie humor that’s as unique as our accents. Whether it’s a cheeky quip, a witty one-liner, or a full-blown pun intended, Aussies have a knack for turning everyday situations into hysterical moments.Now, let’s chuck another shrimp on the barbie and dive into some of the most iconic Aussie puns. We’ll explore the depths of our quirky culture, from our love of kangaroos to our fascination with the enigmatic platypus. So, get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even groan at some of our delightfully silly jokes.And remember, if you hear an Aussie say ‘fair dinkum,’ it means they’re being totally genuine. So, if you see a kangaroo hopping by and someone says, ‘That’s a fair dinkum kangaroo right there,’ you know they’re not messing around.Without further ado, let’s get this koala-ty time started and explore the pun-derful world of Australian humor. Buckle up, mate, and prepare for a right corker of a read!

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi!

1. What do you call an Australian who’s always getting into trouble? A koala-ty offender! 🦘
2. Why did the kangaroo lose its job? Because it was caught pouch-ing on the job! 🦘
3. What’s the difference between a kangaroo and a trampoline? One’s full of joeys, the other’s full of joy! 🦘
4. Why did the Aussie sheepdog get lost? Because it couldn’t find its ewe-turn! 🐑
5. What do you get when you cross a boomerang and a jackhammer? A tool that comes back to bite you! ⚒️🪃
6. Why did the Aussie snake get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast in the taipan lane! 🐍
7. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t stop telling jokes? A pouch comedian! 🦘🎭
8. Why did the Australian bird lose its feathers? Because it got caught in a vegemite sandwich! 🐦 Vegemite 🥪
9. What do you call an Aussie who’s always up for a good time? A ripper of a bloke! ausz 👋☀️
10. Why did the Aussie magpie get arrested? Because it was caught swooping on people! 🦅👮‍♂️
11. What do you call an Australian who’s always getting into fights? A barney-roo! 🦘🥊
12. Why did the Aussie farmer lose all his cattle? Because he didn’t have any moo-ney! 🐄💰
13. What’s the difference between an Aussie and a European? One speaks kangaroo-ese, the other speaks euro-pean! 🇦🇺🇪🇺
14. Why did the Aussie vegemite jar get into trouble? Because it was caught spreading rumors! Vegemite 👀🗣️
15. What do you call an Australian who’s always late? A late-o! 🇦🇺⏰
16. Why did the Aussie crocodile get kicked out of the zoo? Because it was caught trying to bite the tourists! 🐊🚫
17. What do you call an Australian who loves to dance? A didge-a-roo! 🦘💃
18. Why did the Aussie kangaroo get a perm? Because it wanted to have a curly-cue! 🦘🦱
19. What do you call an Australian who’s always getting into accidents? A wombat-tical! 🐨🤕
20. Why did the Aussie platypus get lost? Because it couldn’t find its bill! 🦆 Rechnung 🗺️

Pun-derful Puns from the Land Down Under

1. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
3. What do you call a sheep that can’t stop laughing? A woolly jumper.
4. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always getting into trouble? Joey Badass.
5. What do you call a koala that’s always in a bad mood? A grumpasaurus.
6. What do you call a crocodile that’s always sunbathing? A liz-ard.
7. What do you call a wombat that’s always getting lost? A womb-at-a-loss.
8. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always hungry? A pouch-o-potamus 🦘.
9. What do you call a koala that’s always scratching itself? A scratch-a-koala.
10. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always jumping around? A spring-a-roo.
11. What do you call a crocodile that’s always snapping at you? A croc-o-gator.
12. What do you call a wombat that’s always digging holes? A womb-at-a-mole.
13. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always on the go? A pouch-pack-a-roonie.
14. What do you call a koala that’s always sleeping? A sleepy-koala.
15. What do you call a crocodile that’s always eating fish? A fish-o-crocodile.
16. What do you call a wombat that’s always playing in the mud? A mud-wombat.
17. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always singing? A pouch-a-roo-doo.
18. What do you call a koala that’s always climbing trees? A climb-a-koala.
19. What do you call a crocodile that’s always swimming? A croc-o-dile.
20. What do you call a wombat that’s always sleeping in its burrow? A womb-at-a-snooze.

Emus in the Sky, Puns in My Heart

1. What do you call a bird with no feathers? A bald eagle.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 👀
4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
6. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
7. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. What do you call a bird that can fly backwards? A swallow.
11. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. 🐝
12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 👀
14. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
17. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. 🦌
19. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

The Koala-ty of Aussie Puns

1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato 🥔!
2. Why did the koala get lost? Because he was on the wrong gum tree! 🐨
3. What do you call a koala stuck in a tree? A tree hugger! 🐨🌳
4. Why did the koala take a siesta? Because he was all eucalypt-ed out! 🐨💤
5. What do you call a koala that’s always late? A slow-poke-y-lyptus! 🐨⏰
6. What do you get when you cross a koala with a sheep? A woolly jumper! 🐑🐨
7. Why did the koala get kicked out of the zoo? Because he was caught drop bear-ing! 🐨🚫
8. What do you call a koala that’s always in trouble? A gum leaf-y! 🐨🌿
9. What do you call a koala that’s always singing? A eucalyptus-ical! 🎤🐨
10. Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the other eucalypt! 🐨🌿
11. Can’t you see I’m busy as a koala-ty inspector? Oops, I dropped the counter! 🐨📝
12. Why was the koala arrested? For tree-son! 🐨⚖️
13. What do you call a koala who’s always getting into trouble? A marsupial offender! 🐨🤣
14. What do you get when you cross a koala with a porcupine? A prickly pear 🐨🦔
15. Koala-ty time calls for koala-ty puns! 🐨😂
16. What do you call a koala that’s always hungry? A pouch potato 🥔🐨
17. What do you call a koala who’s always complaining? A whinge-y koala 🐨😔
18. What do you get when you cross a koala with a vacuum cleaner? A dust-bunyip! 🐨🧹
19. Koala-ty puns are the bestest! 🐨😂
20. What do you call a koala’s favorite song? Eucalyptus Blues 🐨🎶

Hoppy Days and Wallaby Jokes

1. What do you call a rabbit with no ears? A hare-raising experience!
2. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato! 🐣
3. Why did the frog wear sunglasses? To protect his peepers! 😉
4. Why did the kangaroo get lost? Because he couldn’t find his pouch!
5. What do you call a wallaby that’s always in a bad mood? A marsupial misery!
6. Why did the hopping frog go to the doctor? He was feeling a bit froggy!
7. What do you call a sheep with no teeth? A fleece without shear!
8. Why did the rabbit cross the pond? To get to the other tide!
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
10. Why did the frog go bankrupt? He overfrogged his income!
11. Why did the bumblebee get a ruler? To make sure his honeycombs were all square!
12. What do you call a frog with a tie? A ribbit-neck!
13. Why did the hopping frog go to the optician? He needed new specs for his peepers!
14. Why did the wallaby get a trampoline? To jump for joy!
15. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always hopping around? A bouncy marsupial!
16. Why did the frog wear a vest? To keep his belly warm!
17. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A fleece rug!
18. Why did the kangaroo join the circus? He wanted to be part of the pouch party!
19. What do you call a hopping frog with a sense of humor? A ribbit-comedian!
20. Why did the marsupial get a new wardrobe? He was tired of being a pouch potato!

Kang-nificent Puns to Make You Jump for Joy

1. Kangaroo got a degree in math? Its pouch-ulations were flawless. 🦘
2. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
3. Why did the kangaroo get lost? Because it took the wrong pouch!
4. What do you call a kangaroo with a camera? A snap-shoot.
5. What do you call a kangaroo that loves to party? A pouch-hopper.
6. Why did the kangaroo join the gym? To get his🦘 legs buff.
7. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always late? A hop-timist.
8. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always on the go? A pouch-raider.
9. Why did the kangaroo get a speeding ticket? Because he was hopping over the speed limit. 🦘
10. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always getting into trouble? A pouch-punk.
11. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always arguing? A pouch-debater.
12. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always making jokes? A pouch-comedian.
13. Why did the kangaroo get a new pair of shoes? Because he had too many hopping-blisters.
14. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always sleeping? A pouch-snoozer.
15. Why did the kangaroo get a new car? Because he wanted a pouch-mobile.
16. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always getting lost? A pouch-wanderer.
17. Why did the kangaroo get a new job? Because he was tired of hopping around.
18. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always losing its keys? A pouch-forgetter.

Dingos Got Yer Tongue? No, Just Puns

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
2. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 😂
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
5. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 😂
10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
11. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

The Outback of Outlandish Puns

1. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
5. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
6. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato 🥔.
7. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman ⛄.
9. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
10. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox.
11. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
12. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
13. Why did the boy throw butter? He wanted to see a butter-fly 🦋.
14. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
15. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
17. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman ⛄.
18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
19. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
20. Why did the boy throw butter? He wanted to see a butter-fly 🦋.

Aussie Puns That Are a Bit G’Day Mate

1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
2. Why did the kangaroo get lost? 🦘 Because he couldn’t read a map.
3. What do you call a lazy koala? 🐨 A slowpoke.
4. Why did the emu cross the road? Emu-gency.
5. What do you call a crocodile who likes to sunbathe? 🐊 A snap-happy reptile.
6. Why did the platypus get a ruler? To measure its bill.
7. What do you call a kangaroo with a bad attitude? 🦘 A pouch potato.
8. Why did the dingo have a sore throat? From howling at the wrong tune.
9. What do you call a Tasmanian devil with a cold? A sniffling marsupial.
10. Why did the kookaburra laugh at the koala? Because it had a gum tree-mendous sense of humor. 🐨
11. What do you call a kangaroo that’s always late? 🦘 A pouch procrastinator.
12. Why did the wombat dig a hole in the ground? To find out what was down under.
13. What do you call a crocodile who loves to sing? 🐊 A snapping vocalist.
14. Why did the platypus cross the river twice? To get to the other platypus.
15. What do you call a koala that’s always on the go? 🐨 A pouch adrenaline junkie.
16. Why did the dingo get lost in the outback? Because he didn’t have a paw-si-tive sense of direction.
17. What do you call a Tasmanian devil that’s always in trouble? A marsupial menace.
18. Why did the kookaburra get a job at the zoo? Because it had a loud, laughing kookaburra personality.
19. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? 🦘 A pouch potato on the couch.
20. Why did the wombat cross the road? To see the other side of the eucalyptus forest.

Puns That Will Make You Say ‘Fair Dinkum!’

1. What do you call an Australian kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
2. What’s the difference between an Australian and a Canadian? One speaks “fair dinkum” and the other speaks “aboot”.
3. Why are Australian onions so expensive? Because they’re worth their salt.
4. What do you call an Australian who’s always lost? A bushranger. 🇦🇺
5. What’s the best way to make an Australian smile? Tell them a bunyip joke.
6. Why did the Australian farmer lose his job? Because he couldn’t keep his chooks in line.
7. What do you call an Australian who’s always in a good mood? A happy go lucky.
8. What’s the difference between an Australian and a British person? An Australian speaks “fair dinkum” and a British person speaks “jolly good”.
9. Why did the Australian kangaroo get lost? Because he didn’t have a map.
10. What do you call an Australian who’s always telling jokes? A fair dinkum comedian.
11. Why did the Australian sheepdog get a haircut? Because he was feeling sheepish.
12. What do you call an Australian who can’t swim? A dry gully.
13. What’s the Australian way to say “I don’t believe you”? Fair dinkum, mate!
14. What do you call an Australian who’s always getting into trouble? A fair dinkum larrikin.
15. Why did the Australian farmer cross the road? To get to the other billabong.
16. What do you call an Australian who’s always arguing? A fair dinkum whinger.
17. What’s the Australian way to say “hello”? G’day, mate! 🐨
18. What do you call an Australian who’s always losing things? A fair dinkum dag.
19. Why did the Australian kangaroo cross the road? To get to the other Outback.
20. What do you call an Australian who’s always bragging? A fair dinkum blowhard.

Crocodile Dundee of Puns

1. What do you call a crocodile who can always make you laugh? Crocodile Dundee of Puns 🤪
2. Why are crocodiles so good at telling jokes? Because they always have a snappy comeback.
3. What do you call a crocodile who is afraid of water? A dry-dock-dile. 💦
4. What do you call a crocodile who loves to party? A tail-gator. 🎉
5. What do you call a baby crocodile? A hatchling. 🐣
6. What do you call a crocodile who is always getting into trouble? A scale-ywag. 👮‍♀️
7. What do you call a crocodile who is a great singer? A crooner-dile. 🎤
8. What do you call a crocodile who is really good at math? A count-a-gator. 🧮
9. What do you call a crocodile who is always getting into fights? A croc-fighter. 👊
10. What do you call a crocodile who is shy? A bashful-dile. 😊
11. What do you call a crocodile who is always late? A tardy-dile. 🐢
12. What do you call a crocodile who is really good at dancing? A boogey-dile. 🕺
13. What do you call a crocodile who is always losing his keys? A lock-out-dile. 🔑
14. What do you call a crocodile who is always getting lost? A dis-oriented-dile. 🗺️
15. What do you call a crocodile who is always making puns? A Crocodile Dundee of Puns. 🐊
16. What do you call a crocodile who is really good at surfing? A hang-tenn-dile. 🏄‍♂️
17. What do you call a crocodile who is always getting into accidents? A crash-dile. 🚗
18. What do you call a crocodile who is always getting sick? A sick-dile. 🤢
19. What do you call a crocodile who is always getting into trouble with the law? A criminal-dile. 🚓
20. What do you call a crocodile who is always getting lost? A wayward-dile. 🧭

Pavlova of Puns

1. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
6. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
7. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato! 😂
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
9. What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A walkin’ bird!
10. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
11. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
12. Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was a very good scare-crow-manager!
13. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
14. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck!
15. What do you call a lazy clock? A watch-n-wait.
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
20. What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A walkin’ bird!

Wombat That Makes You Laugh

1. What do you call a wombat with a sense of humor? A knee-slapper!
2. Why did the wombat skip lunch? Because it was having a snack attack! 🌿
3. What do you get when you cross a wombat and a kangaroo? A pouch potato!
4. What do you call a wombat that’s always on the go? A turbo-wombat!
5. What do you call a wombat that loves to swim? A shore-wombat!
6. Why was the wombat so good at hiding? Because it was a master of dis-wombat!
7. What do you call a wombat that’s always getting lost? A nomad-wombat!
8. What do you call a wombat that’s a really good singer? A croon-wombat!
9. What do you call a wombat that’s always getting into trouble? A clown-wombat! 🤡
10. What do you call a wombat that’s really lazy? A couch potato-wombat! 🥔

Uluru-s of Puns

1. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 😂
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
5. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
6. Why did the computer get cold? Because it left its Windows open.
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
8. Why are elevator jokes so popular? Because they work on many levels.
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
11. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
12. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 😋
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind as a bat.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
17. Why did the computer get a cold? Because it left its Windows open. 😆
18. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
19. Why are elevator jokes so popular? Because they work on many levels.
20. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.