Get ready to roll in the laughter with our irresistible collection of Adele puns!Prepare yourself for a night of ‘Adele-ing’ laughter as we delve into a world of clever wordplay and witty jokes that will leave you in stitches. Knock-knock, who’s there? Adele! Adele who? Adele-icious jokes that will make you roll on the floor laughing.Join us on this hilarious journey as we chase pavements of puns and bask in the glory of Adele’s impeccable wit. Let’s take it easy on you and introduce you to puns that will make you giggle uncontrollably. Dive into the depths of time with our ‘When We Were Young’ puns, and brace yourself for the ones that hurt so good, ‘Someone Like You.’Get ready to roll in the puns with jokes that will keep you laughing like never before. Say ‘Hello’ to side-splitting puns that will make you wonder, ‘Hello, is it me you’re laughing at?’ Share the love of laughter with our ‘Send My Love (To Puns)’ collection, perfect for spreading joy to your loved ones.Embrace your ‘Hometown Glory’ with puns that hit home and make you feel right at ease. Ask for ‘All I Ask’ with puns that are simply perfect and ‘One and Only,’ taking the gold in the realm of humor. Finally, let our ‘To Make You Feel My Love’ puns warm your heart and leave you feeling utterly charmed.So what are you waiting for? Dive right in and let the puns flow like water under the bridge. We promise you an ‘Adele-ing’ good time!**
Adele-ing All Night Long: The Ultimate Puns and Jokes
- Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side of the street.
- What do you call an Adele fan who can’t swim? A Rolling in the Deep end.
- Why did Adele get a new microphone? Because her old one was feeling set fire to the rain.
- What do you call a karaoke night with only Adele songs? A night of Hello-ing and Someone Like You-ing.
- Why did Adele get lost? Because she couldn’t find her way around the neighborhood.
- What do you call a sad Adele song? A tear-jerker.
- Why did Adele get a new job? Because she wanted to make some money rolling in the deep.
- What do you call an Adele concert that’s always sold out? A night of sold-out-ing.
- Why did Adele get a new car? Because she wanted to drive with someone like her.
- What do you call an Adele fan who’s always late? A late-bloomer.
- What do you call an Adele song that’s always stuck in your head? A mind-blower.
- Why did Adele get a new therapist? Because she was feeling lost in her own mind.
- What do you call an Adele song that’s always making you cry? A tear-jerker.
- Why did Adele get a new dog? Because she wanted to make some friends with benefits.
- What do you call an Adele song that’s always getting you pumped up? A power ballad.
- Why did Adele get a new tattoo? Because she wanted to ink some memories.
- What do you call an Adele song that’s always making you feel mellow? A chill pill.
- Why did Adele get a new boyfriend? Because she wanted to find someone to share her Hello with.
- What do you call an Adele song that’s always making you think? A thought-provoker.
- Why did Adele get a new hobby? Because she wanted to find something to do in the deep.
Adele’s Knock-Knock Jokes: Rollin’ in the Laughs
- Adele is so good at telling jokes, she’s bound to set your funny bone rolling. π€
- Why did Adele cancel her show in Vegas? Because she was rolling in the aisles with laughter!
- What do you call Adele’s sense of humor? Rolling in the Deep Comedy. π
- Why couldn’t Adele’s joke make it to the show? It got lost in the Heartlake Comedy Club. π
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of joke? A knock-knock joke, because she always gets a rise out of people. π
- Why did Adele’s joke get a standing ovation? Because it was a real Hello from the Other Slide!
- How do you know Adele’s jokes are genuine? Because they’re not Rolling in the Deep Fake. π
- Why did Adele’s joke get canceled? Because it was too Risky! ποΈ
- What’s Adele’s knock-knock joke about? It’s a little bit of a Skyfall, but you’ll get it! πͺ
- Why did Adele’s joke get banned from the Comedy Store? Because it was Someone Like You to make you roll on the floor. π
- What do you call Adele’s endless supply of jokes? A Rolling in the Deep Reservoir. π¦
- Why was Adele’s joke so popular? Because it was a real River Lea of laughter! ποΈ
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of knock-knock joke? A Chasing Pavements joke, because it always surprises you! πββοΈ
- Why did Adele tell a joke about her ex? Because he was Rolling in the Deep End. π
- What do you call Adele’s jokes that make you cry from laughing? Send My Love (To the Floor). π
- How many jokes does it take to get to the Adele Comedy Special? A Rolling in the Deep End. π
- What’s Adele’s favorite way to end a joke? With a Set Fire to the Rain Punchline. π₯β
- Why did Adele’s joke get stuck in traffic? Because it was a Hello from the Other Side of the Comedy Road. π§
- What’s Adele’s knock-knock joke about her fans? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hello. Hello who? Hello, it’s Adele, and I’m here to make you laugh! ππ€
- Why did Adele’s joke get banned from the UK? Because it was a bit too Cheeky for the BBC. π¬π§
Hello from the Other Side of Laughter: Adele Puns
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! π
- Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
- How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch. π
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. β³οΈ
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! π
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems. π€¦ββοΈ
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. π¦
- What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. π°
- What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic. π
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. π²
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! π
- Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. π
- What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. β³οΈ
- Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its neck. π»
Chasing Pavements of Puns: Adele’s Witty Wordplay
- Why did Adele cross the road? To chase pavements! π
- What do you call an Adele fan who is always getting into trouble? A rolling in the deep! π€
- What did Adele say to the brick wall? “Hello, it’s me!” π§±
- Why did Adele get lost? Because she was chasing pavements and forgot where she was going! π£
- What do you call an Adele song that’s always getting stuck in your head? A catchy pavement! πΆ
- Why did Adele’s album “25” sell so well? Because everyone was chasing pavements! πββοΈ
- What did Adele say when she fell down? “Rolling in the deep!” π§
- Why did Adele go to the hardware store? To buy some paving stones! π§
- What do you call an Adele song that’s about a lost love? A pavement of broken hearts! π
- Why did Adele get a new car? Because she wanted to chase pavements in style! π
- What do you call an Adele fan who likes to dance? A chasing pavement queen! π
- Why did Adele’s concert get cancelled? Because she couldn’t find any pavements to chase! π
- What did Adele say when she won an award? “Chasing pavements have paid off!” π
- Why is Adele’s music so popular? Because it’s “rolling in the deep” of our hearts! β€οΈ
- What do you call an Adele concert that’s full of energy? A pavement party! π₯³
- Why did Adele start a construction company? Because she wanted to chase pavements for a living! π·ββοΈ
- What did Adele say to her friend who was feeling down? “Don’t worry, you’ll make it through. We’re in this chasing pavement together!” πͺ
- Why did Adele’s music video for “Hello” get so many views? Because everyone was chasing pavements to watch it! π
- What do you call an Adele song that’s about a long road trip? A chasing pavement anthem! π£οΈ
- Why is Adele such a great singer? Because she has a lot of pavement to cover! πΊοΈ
Easy on Me: Adele Puns that Make You Giggle
- Why did Adele cancel her concert at the aquarium? Because she didn’t want to “roll in the deep.”
- What do you call Adele after she wins a Grammy? An “Easy On Me” singer.
- Why did Adele’s album go to therapy? Because it was feeling “Hello” and “Set Fire to the Rain.”
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of pasta? “Rolling in the Spaghetti.”
- Why did Adele get a speeding ticket? Because she was going “FastLove.”
- What do you call Adele’s backup singers? “Hello” dolly singers.
- Why did Adele’s concert get postponed? Because she had a “Send My Love” note from the doctor.
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of dance? The “Rolling in the Deep” waltz.
- Why did Adele rename her song “Hello” to “Hey?” Because she realized it wasn’t “Hello.”
- What do you call Adele’s fans? “The Easy On Me” believers.
- Why did Adele stop singing “Chasing Pavements”? Because she found her true calling: singing in the rain.
- What’s Adele’s favorite holiday drink? “Egg Nog Hello.”
- Why did Adele get a tattoo? To “Roll into the Deep” of her own skin.
- What do you call Adele’s signature hairstyle? The “Hello” bun.
- Why did Adele’s concert go viral? Because it was “Rolling in the Reels.”
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of workout? “Dancing in the Streets.”
- Why did Adele get a new car? Because she wanted to “Send My Love” to the dealership.
- What do you call Adele’s favorite type of music? “Hello” rock.
- Why did Adele start a podcast? Because she wanted to “Chatadele” with her fans.
- What’s Adele’s favorite way to relax? By “Rolling in the Deep” Netflix.
When We Were Young: Adele Puns for the Ages
- Why did Adele’s ‘Hello’ never go out of style? Because it said, “Hello from the other Slide.”
- What do you call an Adele concert that’s too loud? A Rolling in the Deep End.
- Why did Adele win a Grammy for ‘Someone Like You’? Because it was a true vocal award.
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of coffee? A Chai Someone Like You Latte. π€
- Why did Adele become a gardener? Because she wanted to be Easy on Me.
- What’s Adele’s least favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
- Why is it so easy for Adele to write hit songs? Because she has a lot of Chasing Pavements experience.
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of dance? The “Rolling in the Deep” waltz.
- Why did Adele get banned from the gym? Because she was always working out on her own.
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of game? Hide and SeekSomeone Like You.
- Why did Adele get a job at the library? Because she wanted to be Surrounded by Books. π
- What do you call an Adele concert that’s only for kids? A Rolling in the Shallow End.
- Why did Adele get lost in the woods? Because she didn’t have a Set Fire to the Rain GPS. βοΈ
- What do you call an Adele concert that’s so good it’ll make you cry? A Send My Love (To Your Audience).
- Why did Adele become a plumber? Because she wanted to fix her Water Under the Bridge.
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of food? A Rolling in the Deep-Dish Pizza. π
- Why did Adele open a bakery? Because she wanted to make some Sweetest Devotion cakes.
- What do you call an Adele concert that’s free? A Rolling in the Deep End Zone.
- Why did Adele get a job as a travel agent? Because she wanted to help people Skyfall around the world. π«
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of car? A Rolling in the Deep End SUV.
Someone Like You: Adele Puns that Hurt So Good
- Adele’s music is so addictive, it’s like a smoke-in’ habit.
- She’s got the “rolling in the deep” blues.
- Her voice is so powerful, it can “send my love” right through your ears.
- Adele’s fans are so loyal, they’ll “set fire to the rain” for her.
- She’s the queen of heart-wrenching ballads, so get ready to “cry your heart out”. π
- Her songs are so relatable, they’ll make you feel like “someone like you”.
- Adele’s music is the perfect soundtrack for a rainy day, so put on a pot of tea and curl up with her album. π§οΈ
- She’s got the “chasing pavements” covered when it comes to making hit songs.
- Her music is so soulful, it’ll “make you feel my love” in all the right places.
- Adele’s concerts are so emotional, they’ll leave you “rolling in the deep” of tears.
- She’s the “hello” we all needed during the pandemic.
- Her music is so good, it’ll make you “set fire to the rain” of sadness. π₯
- Adele’s fans are so dedicated, they’ll “send my love” to her from all over the world. π
- She’s got the “rumour has it” that she’s the best singer in the world.
- Her music is so timeless, it’s like a “rolling in the deep” river that never runs dry.
- Adele’s songs are so catchy, they’ll “make you feel my love” long after you’ve stopped listening.
- She’s the “someone like you” that we all need in our lives.
- Adele’s music is so healing, it’s like a warm hug on a cold day.
- Her voice is so powerful, it can “shake it off” all your troubles. πΆ
- Adele is the queen of puns, so get ready to “laugh until you cry”. π
Rolling in the Puns: Adele Jokes That Keep You Rolling
- What do you call an Adele concert that’s always on the go? Rolling in the deep end!
- Why did Adele get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t “find her way back home.”
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of dance? The “Hello” four-step. πΉ
- Why did Adele’s album flop? Because it was too “water under the bridge.” π
- What do you call an Adele fan who’s always in a good mood? A “Happy” camper. π
- Why did Adele decide to become a country singer? Because she wanted to “set fire to the rain” (and the barn). π€
- What’s Adele’s least favorite thing about the rain? It makes her “rolling in the deep” a little too slippery. π§οΈ
- Why did Adele get a job at a funeral home? Because she’s an expert at “sending my love.” β°οΈ
- What’s Adele’s secret to staying energized? She drinks her “Rolling in the Deep” coffee every morning. βοΈ
- Why did Adele join a choir? Because she wanted to “sing in the choir of angels.” πΌπ»
Hello, It’s Me: Adele Puns that Will Make You Say ‘Hello’
- Why did Adele need to take a break from singing? Because she had to “Hellooo” her cold.
- What do you call a group of Adele fans? A “Rolling in the Deep” end.
- Why is Adele’s bank account always getting hacked? Because she keeps putting in the wrong “Set Fire to the Rain” password.
- What do you get when you cross Adele with a kangaroo? A “Hell-roo”.
- Why did Adele start a dating app? To find a “Rumour Has It” match.
- What does Adele say when she’s feeling down? “I have nothing π.”
- Why is Adele so good at photography? Because she can “Capture” the moment.
- What do you call Adele’s favorite takeout? “Someone Like You” sushi.
- Why did Adele’s concert get canceled? Because her “Send My Love” signal was too weak.
- What does Adele say when she’s feeling overwhelmed? “I Can’t Let Go” of all this stress.
- Why did Adele become a gardener? Because she wanted to “Roll in the Green”.
- What do you call a group of Adele fans who are always thirsty? A “Chasing Pavements” crowd.
- Why is Adele’s house always so cold? Because she keeps the “Set Fire to the Rain” on too low.
- What do you call Adele’s favorite dance move? The “Helloooo” twirl.
- Why did Adele’s car get a speeding ticket? Because she was driving too fast on the “Chasing Fire” highway.
- What does Adele say when she’s lost? “I’m not lost, I’m just trying to ‘Rumour Has It’.”
- Why did Adele switch to a plant-based diet? Because she wanted to “Water Under the Bridge” her old eating habits.
- What do you call Adele’s favorite makeup brand? “I’ll Be Waiting” for You Cosmetics.
- Why did Adele start a wine club? Because she wanted to “Chasing Pavements” in style.
- What does Adele say when she’s feeling nostalgic? “I’ll Never Be Here Again”.
Send My Love (To Puns): Adele Jokes for Your Loved Ones
- Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side! π
- What did Adele’s husband say when he saw her in a new dress? You look like a Hello goddess! πΈ
- Why is Adele so good at giving directions? Because she has a great sense of Rollin’ in the Deep(th)! π
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of tree? An Elderwood! π²
- Why did Adele’s makeup artist get fired? Because she kept smudging her liner. π
- What did Adele say when she won her Grammy? “I’d like to thank my fans, my family, and my beautiful Rolling in the Deep blue ocean!” π
- Why did Adele get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the aisle that had her “Someone Like You.” π
- What do you call a group of Adele fans? A Rolling in the Deep sea of voices! π
- Why is Adele a natural at golf? Because she has a great swing! ποΈ
- What did Adele say when she met a mime? “Hey, I like your silent type!” π
- Why did Adele’s boyfriend break up with her? Because she was too high on the Shallow playlist. πΆ
- What do you call Adele’s favorite cereal? “Someone Like Fruity Cheerios!” π₯£
- Why did Adele get into a fight with her car? Because it kept asking her to Set Fire to the Rain! π§οΈ
- What’s Adele’s dream job? A Hello Kitty consultant! πΊ
- Why did Adele win the award for best actress? Because she acted like the person who knows it all! π¬
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of music? Bluegrass! πͺ
- Why did Adele’s concert get postponed? Because she was having a Chasing Pavements moment! π£
- What did Adele say to the photographer? “Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” πΈ
- Why did Adele cancel her world tour? Because she needed a Break From Love! π
- What do you call Adele’s signature dish? “All I Ask is Chicken!” π
Hometown Glory: Adele Puns that Hit Home
- Can’t wait to visit Adele’s hometown, Rolling in the Deep.
- I hear Adele’s been working on a new album called “Settling at Home.”
- What do you call a group of Adele fans? A Hellova crowd!
- Why did Adele buy a house in the suburbs? To settle her “Chasing Pavements” itch.
- Where can you find Adele’s favorite recipe? In her “Cookbook With No Name.”
- What do you call Adele’s dog? Rolling in the Pupcakes. π
- Why is Adele’s house always messy? Because she’s always putting off “Cleaning in the Deep.”
- What did Adele say when her neighbor asked for her Wi-Fi password? “Hello, it’s me, I was wondering if…”
- What do you call Adele’s renovation project? “Rolling Stone Condo.”
- What’s Adele’s favorite home decor? Her “Hello” doormat. π€
- Why is Adele’s house always so cold? Because she keeps her “Chasing Pavements” on full blast.
- What did Adele say when her house caught fire? “Set fire to the rain… no, wait, that’s not right!”
- Why did Adele’s neighbors complain about her singing? Because she was “Rolling in the Deep” at 2 AM.
- What do you call Adele’s obsession with home improvement? Her “Rolling Stone Fixation.”
- Why is Adele so excited about her new house? Because it has a “Hello” doorbell. π‘
- What do you call Adele’s porch swing? Her “Hometown Glory Days.”
- Why did Adele buy a mansion? Because she wanted to “Settle at the Top.”
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of flooring? “Chasing Pavements” tiles.
- Why is Adele’s house so popular? Because it’s “Hello” to everyone.
- What do you call Adele’s love for gardening? Her “Rolling in the Greenery. π±
All I Ask: Adele Puns That Are Simply Perfect
- What did Adele say when she lost her voice? “Hello, darkness, my old friend.”
- What do you call a group of Adele fans? A rolling in the Adele.
- Why did Adele’s concert get canceled? Because she lost her voice while belting out “Set Fire to the Rain.” π₯
- What did the policeman say to Adele? “Hello, miss, can you please stop rolling in the Adele?”
- Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other Adele!
- What’s Adele’s favorite vegetable? A-kale.
- What do you call Adele’s dog? Hello!
- Why did Adele get a library card? To check out “Rolling in the Adele.”
- What’s Adele’s favorite food? Adelican.
- What’s the difference between Adele and a cat? One says “Hello” and the other says “Meow.” π
- What do you call it when Adele wears a swimsuit? A delfini.
- Why did Adele’s music video get banned? Because it was too adelicious. π
- What do you call Adele when she’s performing on stage? A grand Adelean.
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of music? Soul adele.
- What did the Adele fan say to his date? “Can I take you some place where I can roll in the Adele with you?”
- Why did Adele get kicked out of the pool? Because she kept singing “Water Under the Bridge.”
- What do you call Adele’s biggest fan? A rolling stone.
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of cake? A dele-cious cake.
- What do you call Adele’s voice? Adelicious.
- What do you get when you cross Adele with a bee? A buzzy adele. π
One and Only: Adele Puns That Take the Gold
- Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other “Hello.”
- What do you call Adele’s favorite type of bread? Rolling in the “Deep” Sourdough.
- Why did Adele join the construction crew? To build a “Set Fire to the Rain” shelter.
- What’s Adele’s favorite kind of movie? Romantic “Comedies.”
- Why did Adele break up with her boyfriend? Because she wanted to be “On My Own.”
- What do you call an Adele fan who can’t stop laughing? π A “Rolling in the Deep” Chuckles.
- Why did Adele need to borrow a pen? She was signing her “Hello” autographs.
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of cookie? “Hometown Glory” Sugar Cookies.
- Why did Adele win an award for her singing? Because she has a “Golden Voice.”
- What do you call Adele’s favorite type of dance? The “Send My Love” Tango.
- πΆ I heard someone say that Adele is a mean singer. They must be “Turning Tables” on her.
- What kind of music does Adele listen to in the car? π§ “Rolling in the Deep” Tracks.
- Why did Adele start a candle business? Because she wanted to “Set Fire to the Rain” scented candles.
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of fruit? π “Chandelier” Pears.
- Why did Adele decide to become a chef? To “Hello” to new culinary adventures.
- What do you call Adele’s favorite type of workout? “Rumour Has It” Yoga.
- Why did Adele get a degree in marine biology? To study the “Water Under the Bridge” and its “Deep Sea” dwellers.
- What’s Adele’s favorite type of pizza? A “Send My Love” Pepperoni Pie. π
- Why did Adele start a gardening club? To “Roll in the Deep” of her new hobby.
- What do you call an Adele fan who loves to play video games? A “Rolling in the Deep” Console King.
To Make You Feel My Love: Adele Puns That Warm Your Heart
- Adele makes my heart roll with laughter.
- Her voice is like a rumour – it spreads like wildfire.
- I’m a Someone Like You who loves your puns.
- When I listen to Adele, I feel like I’m on Rolling in the Deep of emotions.
- Her songs always Send My Love to my heart.
- Adele’s puns are so good, they make me want to Hello there!
- I can’t Set Fire to the Rain of her puns.
- Her jokes are Chasing Pavements to my heart.
- Adele’s puns are Rolling in the Deep of my funny bone. β€οΈ
- When she makes a pun, I can’t help but Water Under the Bridge my laughter.
- Adele’s puns are like a Million Years Ago – timeless and unforgettable.
- Her jokes make me feel like I’m Lovesong to her.
- Her puns hit me like a Skyfall of laughter.
- When she tells a joke, it’s like a Hometown Glory moment.
- Her puns are Rumour Has It the best.
- Adele’s jokes are like a Make You Feel My Love potion.
- Her puns are so Sweetest Devotion, they make me want to Set Fire to the Rain of laughter.
- When Adele makes a joke, it’s like a Turning Tables on my frowns.
- Her puns are like a Remedy for my sadness.
- Adele’s puns are Chasing Pavements to my funny bone. β€οΈ
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