151+ Among Us Puns That’ll Make You Eject with Laughter!

Brace yourselves, space travelers! We’re about to launch into a cosmic realm of hilarity, where the impostors of humor, Among Us puns, reign supreme. Get ready to navigate a labyrinth of electrifying jokes, vent-sational puns, and imposter-ception that will make you laugh out loud. Join us on this extraordinary mission and discover the O2-riginal Among Us humor that will resuscitate your funny bone. As we progress, you’ll have the chance to vent-ure into a world of unexpected laughter and sabotage the competition with your own puns. Don’t be sus-picious, fellow crewmates, for this comedic adventure is about to blast off! So, fasten your seatbelts, put on your spacesuits, and prepare to experience the ultimate Among Us pun-fest that will leave you in stitches and questioning… who’s the funniest of them all?

Sus-tacular Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! 😋
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta!
6. Why did the computer become a vegetarian? Because it couldn’t stomach any more bytes!
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🏆
9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
10. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
11. What do you call a sleeping bull? A beef stroganoff!
12. Why did the turtle get lost? Because he didn’t have his shell phone! 🐢
13. What do you call a fish with no fins? A fillet-o-fish!
14. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
18. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing! 🍅
19. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
20. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s such a fun guy! 🍄

Electric Among Us Jokes: Shockingly Funny

1. What do you call an electrician who’s always shocked? A live wire!
2. What do you call an electrician who’s always on the go? A voltician!
3. What do you call an electrician who’s always in a bad mood? A negative resistor!
4. What do you call an electrician who’s always losing his tools? A short circuit!
5. What do you call an electrician who’s always making mistakes? A fault finder!
6. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting lost? A lost electron!
7. What do you call an electrician who’s always blowing fuses? A circuit breaker!
8. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting electrocuted? A human capacitor!
9. What do you call an electrician who’s always charging too much? A high-voltage robber! 😂
10. What do you call an electrician who’s always out of work? A power outage!
11. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting into trouble? A hothead!
12. What do you call an electrician who’s always late? A time-waster!
13. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting fired? A loose connection!
14. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting promoted? A high-flyer!
15. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting the best deals? A bargain hunter!
16. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting the worst deals? A rip-off artist!
17. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting the last laugh? A wise guy!
18. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting stuck in the dark? A black hole! 😏
19. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting tangled up in his wires? A knotty problem!
20. What do you call an electrician who’s always getting shocked? A living fuse!

Vents-ational Puns: Air-Tight Humor

1. Why did the electrician get a vent? Because he was short on watts!
2. What do you call a vent that’s always getting in the way? A vent-erruptor!
3. Why did the vent go to the park? To play on the air-sway! 😆
4. What do you call a vent with a degree? A vent-illated vent!
5. Why did the vent stop working? Because it was all blown out!
6. What do you call a vent that’s always happy? A vent-urous vent!
7. Why did the vent go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little under the weather!
8. What do you call a vent that’s always getting lost? A vent-wanderer!
9. Why did the vent go to the bank? To make a withdraw!
10. What do you call a vent that’s always on time? A vent-astic vent!
11. Why did the vent get a new job? Because it was tired of blowing hot air!
12. What do you call a vent that’s always getting into trouble? A vent-urous vent!
13. Why did the vent get a trophy? Because it was a-vent-tastic!
14. What do you call a vent that’s always making you laugh? A vent-ilator!
15. Why did the vent go to the gym? To get buff!
16. What do you call a vent that’s always in a hurry? A vent-illator!
17. Why did the vent get a new haircut? Because it wanted to vent-ure out!
18. What do you call a vent that’s always getting into trouble? A vent-ure capital!
19. Why did the vent get a new hobby? Because it was bored!
20. What do you call a vent that’s always making you smile? A vent-ilator!

Imposter-ception: Jokes Within Jokes

1. What do you call a joke within a joke? An imposter-ception! 😜
2. What’s the difference between an imposter and a comedian? One’s telling fibs, the other’s telling jokes.
3. Why did the imposter get lost in the museum? Because they couldn’t find their way out of the fake exhibits.
4. What do you call a group of imposters? A sus squad. 🕵️
5. Why did the imposter cross the road? To get to the other side of the deception.
6. What do you call an imposter who’s always late? A sussy procrastinator.
7. Why are imposters like magicians? Because they’re both good at sleight of hand.
8. What do you call an imposter who’s always getting caught? A suspect. 🚨
9. Why did the imposter join the debate team? To argue their way into deception.
10. What do you call an imposter who’s trying to hide their true identity? A chameleon in disguise. 🦎
11. Why did the imposter apply to be a secret agent? Because they’re good at keeping secrets… except for their own.
12. What do you call an imposter who’s been exposed? A sussy sycophant. 📸
13. Why are imposters like chameleons? Because they can change their colors to match their surroundings.
14. What do you call an imposter who’s trying to blend in? A sussy sheep in wolf’s clothing. 🐑
15. Why did the imposter join the improv club? To learn how to fake it ’til they make it.
16. What do you call an imposter who’s always pretending to be someone else? A sussy copycat. 🎭
17. Why are imposters like the Energizer Bunny? Because they keep going and going and going… until they’re exposed. 🔋
18. What do you call an imposter who’s trying to hide their true intentions? A sussy wolf in sheep’s clothing. 🐺
19. Why did the imposter join the choir? To practice their deceptive harmonies. 🎶
20. What do you call an imposter who’s always getting away with it? A sussy Teflon don. 🍳

Lighting the Fuse on Among Us Explosions

1. What do you call a crewmate who’s always getting ejected? A sus-pect!
2. Why did the Impostor join the electric crew? To become a “current” killer ⚡
3. What do you call a crewmate who’s always in the dark? A vent-ure capitalist 💨
4. Why was the Impostor so good at hiding? Because they were a chameleon in disguise 🦎
5. What do you call a crewmate who’s always running around? A task-master 🏃‍♀️
6. Why did the Impostor get lost in space? Because they took a wrong turn at the nebula 🌠
7. What do you call a crewmate who’s always getting sabotaged? A vent victim 🛠️
8. Why did the Impostor get a job at the morgue? To get close to the dead bodies 👀
9. What do you call a crewmate who’s always reporting bodies? A whistle-blower 🚨
10. Why did the Impostor get fired from their job? Because they were “vent-ing” too much 💨
11. What do you call a crewmate who’s always fixing the ship? A MedBay maniac 💉
12. Why did the Impostor get a degree in engineering? To learn how to sabotage the ship 🛠️
13. What do you call a crewmate who’s always in the vents? A vent-urous soul 💨
14. Why did the Impostor get a job as a security guard? To keep an eye on the crewmates 👀
15. What do you call a crewmate who’s always getting killed first? A sacrificial lamb 🔪
16. Why did the Impostor get a job at the cafeteria? To poison the food ☠️
17. What do you call a crewmate who’s always getting mistaken for the Impostor? A “sus” subject 🕵️
18. Why did the Impostor get a job as a mime? To communicate silently while killing 🎭
19. What do you call a crewmate who’s always hiding in the shadows? A shadow-lurker 👻
20. Why did the Impostor get a job as a therapist? To get inside the crewmates’ heads 🧠

Who’s the Funniest? Vote for Your Favorite Pun

1. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
2. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick.
4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
5. What do you call a cow that’s always lying down? Beef jerky.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
8. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox. 🌳
9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
10. What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
11. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
12. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
13. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
14. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ⛄️
15. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
16. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
18. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
19. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

Vent-urous Puns: Sneaking Up on Laughter

1. What do you call a vent that’s always making you laugh? A vent-urous pun-ster!
2. Why are vents so good at sneaking up on you? Because they’re always lurking in the shadows!
3. What do you get when you cross a vent and a comedian? A vent-riloquist!
4. Why did the vent get fired from its job? Because it kept cracking jokes instead of doing its work!
5. What do you call a vent that’s always getting into trouble? A vent-ure capitalist!
6. Why are vents so good at telling jokes? Because they’ve got a lot of hot air!
7. What do you call a vent that’s always making fun of the same old jokes? A re-vent comedian!
8. Why did the vent get invited to the party? Because it was a real gas! 😂
9. What do you call a vent that’s always complaining? A whiny vent!
10. Why are vents so good at hiding? Because they’re very un-ventful!
11. What do you call a vent that’s always trying to one-up you? A vent-agonist!
12. Why did the vent get a divorce? Because it was always blowing hot and cold!
13. What do you call a vent that’s always getting lost? A vent-urer!
14. Why are vents so good at giving advice? Because they’re always blowing in your ear!
15. What do you call a vent that’s always making you feel down? A de-vent comedian!
16. Why did the vent get a promotion? Because it was always blowing its own horn! 🎺
17. What do you call a vent that’s always trying to be a hero? A vent-uress!
18. Why did the vent get arrested? Because it was always getting into trouble!
19. What do you call a vent that’s always trying to impress you? A vent-agram!
20. Why did the vent get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be more vent-urous!

O2-riginal Jokes That Will Resuscitate Your Humor

1. I lost my mood ring, so I don’t know how I feel anymore.
2. I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
3. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
5. I love puns. They’re like the ointment for my dry sense of humor. 😂
6. I have a joke about oxygen, but you’ll have to inhale on it.
7. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
8. I’m not a morning person. I’m a coffee person. ☕️
9. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
10. I’m so bad at telling jokes, I should be arrested for being unfunny.
11. What do you call a tornado that steals your car? A repo-nado!
12. I lost my favorite boomerang. Now I have to walk everywhere.
13. I’m so good at saving money, I can make a nickel disappear.
14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
15. I’m so popular, my name is on everyone’s lips. (💄)
16. I’m so good at hiding, I can disappear in a crowd. (🎩)
17. I’m so good at math, I can count to infinity. (♾️)
18. I’m so good at cooking, I can make you a meal you’ll never forget. (🍴)
19. I’m so good at dancing, I can make a disco ball cry. (🕺)
20. I’m so good at singing, I can make a bird jealous. (🎤)

Sus-penseful Puns: Keeping You on the Edge

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐠
5. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
7. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
8. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐄
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
11. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
12. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox!
13. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
15. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
16. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
18. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
19. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Task-tastic Jokes: Working Hard for Your Laughs

• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
• Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• Why did the baker go bankrupt? Because he kneaded more dough.
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
• What do you call a lazy egg? An egg-cellent procrastinator.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
• Why did the snail get fired from the restaurant? Because he was too slow.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Emoji: 🐟)
• Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back. (Emoji: 🖥️)
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. (Emoji: 🦘)

Emergency Meeting Puns: Calling All Comedians

1. What do you call an emergency meeting for firefighters? A fire drill!
2. What do you call an emergency meeting for doctors? A code blue!
3. What do you call an emergency meeting for lawyers? A bench conference!
4. What do you call an emergency meeting for engineers? A brainstorming session!
5. What do you call an emergency meeting for accountants? A balance sheet review!
6. What do you call an emergency meeting for teachers? A faculty meeting!
7. What do you call an emergency meeting for students? A study hall! 📚
8. What do you call an emergency meeting for comedians? A punchline!
9. What do you call an emergency meeting for politicians? A filibuster!
10. What do you call an emergency meeting for activists? A protest!
11. What do you call an emergency meeting for scientists? A hypothesis testing! 🧪
12. What do you call an emergency meeting for artists? A color consultation!
13. What do you call an emergency meeting for musicians? A jam session!
14. What do you call an emergency meeting for writers? A brainstorm!
15. What do you call an emergency meeting for actors? A rehearsal!
16. What do you call an emergency meeting for dancers? A choreography session!
17. What do you call an emergency meeting for programmers? A code review! 💻
18. What do you call an emergency meeting for doctors? A second opinion!
19. What do you call an emergency meeting for pilots? A turbulence report!
20. What do you call an emergency meeting for astronauts? A mission control! 🚀

Sabotaged Jokes: Blowing Up the Competition

1. What do you call a joke that’s a total bust? A “sabotaged” joke.
2. What do you call a joke that’s on the verge of explosion? A “bombastic” joke.
3. What do you call a joke that’s been detonated? A “defused” joke.
4. What do you call a joke that’s a real blast? A “dynamite” joke.
5. What do you call a joke that’s a time bomb? A “ticklish” joke.
6. What do you call a joke that’s a dud? A “dudacious” joke. 💥
7. What do you call a joke that’s a real eye-opener? A “blink and you’ll miss it” joke.
8. What do you call a joke that’s a real knee-slapper? A “howling” joke.
9. What do you call a joke that’s a real head-scratcher? A “puzzling” joke. 😜
10. What do you call a joke that’s a real mind-blower? An “explosive” joke.
11. What do you call a joke that’s a real pain in the neck? A “tormenting” joke.
12. What do you call a joke that’s a real leg-puller? A “stretching” joke.
13. What do you call a joke that’s a real morale-booster? A “cheering” joke.
14. What do you call a joke that’s a real pain in the arm? A “devastating” joke.
15. What do you call a joke that’s a real time-waster? A “procrastinating” joke.
16. What do you call a joke that’s a real laugh riot? A “hysterical” joke.
17. What do you call a joke that’s a real snoozer? A “zzz” joke.
18. What do you call a joke that’s a real brain teaser? A “perplexing” joke.
19. What do you call a joke that’s a real laugh-out-loud moment? A “LOL” joke.
20. What do you call a joke that’s a real crowd-pleaser? A “standing ovation” joke. 💥