122+ Cider Puns, Fermenting with Laughter!

Raise a glass and prepare yourself for a cider-infused, pun-derful experience! In this enchanting realm of wordplay, our cider puns will quench your thirst for laughter and leave you with a sweet aftertaste. I invite you on a delightful journey through the world of puns, where apples and cider take center stage in a symphony of giggles.

Each heading will serve as a sparkling sip of punny goodness, transporting you to a world of laughter. From the wheeze-inducing puns of “Cider Puns That Will Make You Wheeze” to the pun-tastic moments of “Have a Cider Time,” our collection is a fermented feast for your funny bone.

So, grab your favorite cider, sit back, and let the wordplay flow. We promise to keep you entertained with puns that are as crisp and refreshing as your favorite autumn beverage. Let’s raise a toast to cider-ful laughter and embark on this pun-tastic adventure together!

Cider Puns That Will Make You Wheeze

1. I’m not a big fan of cider, but I must admit it’s hard. 🍎
2. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple. 🍎
3. What do you call a cider that’s always late? A tardy apple. 🍎
4. What do you call a cider that’s always telling jokes? A corny apple. 🌽
5. What do you call a cider that’s always singing? A crooning apple. 🎤
6. What do you call a cider that’s always snoring? A sleepy apple. 😴
7. What do you call a cider that’s always blushing? A shy apple. 🙈
8. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? A wandering apple. 🗺️
9. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into fights? A brawling apple. 🥊
10. What do you call a cider that’s always making a mess? A clumsy apple. 🍎
11. What do you call a cider that’s always playing pranks? A mischievous apple. 😈
12. What do you call a cider that’s always taking naps? A lazy apple. 😴
13. What do you call a cider that’s always making excuses? A flaky apple. 🍎
14. What do you call a cider that’s always telling tall tales? A fibbing apple. 🤥
15. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into sticky situations? A gummy apple. 🍬
16. What do you call a cider that’s always losing its way? A lost apple. 🍎
17. What do you call a cider that’s always hiding? A shy apple. 🙈
18. What do you call a cider that’s always freezing? A cold apple. 🥶
19. What do you call a cider that’s always dancing? A boogying apple. 🕺
20. What do you call a cider that’s always giving advice? A wise apple. 🍎

Apple-y Ever After: The Punniest Cider Jokes

1. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? 🍎🍎 A hard cider-minal!
2. Why was the cider so lonely? Because it was an odd-apple-out! 🍎
3. What do you call a cider that’s always up for a party? 🍻 A rootin’ tootin’ hard cider!
4. Why did the cider get kicked out of the bar? Because it was too sour! 🍋
5. What do you call a cider that’s always making people laugh? A pun-derful cider!
6. Why did the apple sue the cider? Because it got juiced! 🍎
7. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? 🍏🗺️ A cider-nesia!
8. Why was the cider so embarrassed? Because it got caught with its apples down! 🍎
9. What do you call a cider that’s too sweet? A candy-apple-cider! 🍭🍎
10. Why did the cider get a speeding ticket? Because it was going over the apple-imit! 🍎💨
11. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into fights? A hard cider-brawler! 🍎⚔️
12. Why did the cider cross the road? To get to the other side-er! 🍎🛣️
13. What do you call a cider that’s always bragging? A show-apple cider! 🍎🌟
14. Why was the cider so happy? Because it was having a ball! 🍎⚽️
15. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple cider! 🍎😈
16. Why did the cider get a divorce? Because it was un-peel-able! 🍎💔
17. What do you call a cider that’s always making jokes? A pun-ny cider! 🍎😂
18. Why did the cider get arrested? Because it was caught fermenting! 🍎👮‍♂️
19. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? A cider-naut! 🍎🚀
20. Why did the cider get a sunburn? Because it was spending too much time in the apple-isle! 🍎🏝️

Cider-iously Hilarious: Puns That Will Crack You Up

1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🍎
4. How do trees get on the internet? They log in. 🌳
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ⛄️
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 🪃
8. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 🐆
9. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️
11. What do you call a bee that can’t fly? A ground bee. 🐝
12. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems! 📚
13. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato. 🥚
14. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? A buff snowman. ⛄️

Have a Cider Time: Pun-tastic Moments with Your Favorite Drink

1. Cider you believe it! I can’t believe how much fun I’m having with these cider puns 🍎🍏
2. What do you call a cider that’s been in the sun too long? A crisp burn ☀️🔥
3. Why did the cider get lost? Because it didn’t have a ma-juice 🗺️
4. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? Hard cider 👮‍♀️🍎
5. What do you call a cider that’s always late? Cider-slacker 🐌🍎
6. What do you call a cider that’s always making you laugh? Cider-knee 😆🍎
7. What do you call a cider that’s always getting angry? Cider-crank 😡🍎
8. What do you call a cider that’s always getting sick? Cider-sick 🤕🍎
9. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into fights? Cider-pugilist 🥊🍎
10. What do you call a cider that’s always making you dance? Cider-prance 💃🍎
11. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? Cider-napped 😴🍎
12. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? Cider-culprit 👮‍♂️🍎
13. What do you call a cider that’s always getting scared? Cider-fraidycat 😱🍎
14. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into accidents? Cider-crash 💥🍎
15. What do you call a cider that’s always getting drunk? Cider-holic 🥴🍎
16. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? Cider-wanderer 🗺️🍎
17. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into fights? Cider-brawler 👊🍎
18. What do you call a cider that’s always getting sick? Cider-sneezer 🤧🍎
19. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? Cider-troublemaker 😈🍎
20. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into accidents? Cider-wrecker 🚗🍎

Cider-ful Days: Puns That Will Sweeten Your Day

1. What do you call a pun about apples? Cider-ius humor.
2. What’s the best way to enjoy a cider? With a slice of pai-n. 🍎
3. Why don’t they serve cider in round glasses? Because then it would be apple juice! 🍏
4. What do you call a group of apples bobbing for cider? A core-nography convention.
5. What do you call a cider that’s always turning up? A flat-ulent apple. 💨
6. Why is cider so good for you? Because it’s made from the fruit of the tree of cider. 🌳
7. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple.
8. What do you call a cider that’s always bragging? An apple-egotist.
9. What do you call a cider that’s always trying to one-up you? An apple-sno-apple.
10. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? A cider-naut. 🛸
11. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into fights? A cider-bully. 🥊
12. What do you call a cider that’s always trying to make you laugh? A cider-comedian. 😂
13. What do you call a cider that’s always getting picked on? A cider-victim. 😢
14. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble with the law? A cider-minal. 🚓
15. What do you call a cider that’s always getting sick? A cider-invalid. 🤕
16. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into accidents? A cider-wreck. 🚗💥
17. What do you call a cider that’s always getting fired? A cider-loafer. 💼❌
18. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? A cider-naut. 🗺️❔
19. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? A cider-monkey. 🙈🙉🙊
20. What do you call a cider that’s always making you laugh? A cider-comedian. 😆

Pressing On with Cider Puns: Let the Wordplay Flow

1. Why did the apple get arrested? Because it was caught cider-ing while driving! 🍏
2. What do you call a rotten apple? A cider-fugitive! 🍎
3. Why did the cider maker go out of business? Because his puns were too corny! 🌽
4. What do you call a cider-obsessed person? A “pressident”! 🍎
5. What do you get when you mix cider and spices? A “fall-vorful” drink! 🍂🍁
6. Why did the cider get a ticket? Because it was speeding on the “applenyway”! 🚔🍎
7. What do you call a group of cider-loving pirates? A “press gang”! 🏴‍☠️🍎
8. Why is cider so popular at the gym? Because it’s a “core” workout! 💪🍎
9. What do you call a cider that’s always in a good mood? A “bubbly personality”! 🥂🍎
10. Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it was feeling “pressed”! 😂🍎
11. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? A “cider-sting” operation! 🚓🍎
12. Why is cider so good at solving problems? Because it’s always “pressing” on with solutions! 💡🍎
13. What do you call a cider that’s always making jokes? A “pun-derful” drink! 😂🍎
14. Why is cider so good at making you happy? Because it’s “apple”-y ever after! 🥰🍎
15. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into arguments? A “quarrel-ing” beverage! 🗣🍎
16. Why is cider so good for your skin? Because it’s full of “🍎-mazing” antioxidants! ✨🍎
17. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into accidents? A “crash-der”! 💥🍎
18. Why is cider so good at parties? Because it’s always the “life of the press”! 🎉🍎
19. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? A “der-ranged” drink! 🗺️🍎
20. Why is cider so good for your health? Because it’s “core”-ectly nutritious! 🍏🍎

Cider-Station Yourself for Some Punny Goodness

1. What do you call a glass of apple cider that’s all dressed up? 🍎 A fancy cider.
2. What do you say to a glass of cider when you’re feeling down? 🍎 Cheers up!
3. Why did the cider cross the road? 🍎 To get to the cider stand.
4. What do you call a group of apples that are having a dance party? 🍎 A cider rave.
5. How do you make an apple cider cocktail? 🍎 You shake it up! 🍹
6. What do you call an apple cider that’s always late? 🍎 Procrastin-apple cider.
7. Why did the apple cider get lost? 🍎 Because it couldn’t find its core.
8. What do you call an apple cider that’s always getting into trouble? 🍎 A delinquent cider.
9. What do you call an apple cider that’s in a bad mood? 🍎 A sour cider.
10. What do you call an apple cider that’s always ready to party? 🍎 A cider on the go.
11. What do you call an apple cider that’s always getting into fights? 🍎 A bar-brawling cider.
12. What do you call an apple cider that’s always the life of the party? 🍎 A cider that’s the apple of everyone’s eye.
13. What do you call an apple cider that’s always getting lost? 🍎 A cider in wonderland.
14. What do you call an apple cider that’s always getting into trouble? 🍎 A cider mugshot.
15. What do you call an apple cider that’s always on the go? 🍎 A cider on a mission.
16. What do you call an apple cider that’s always getting into arguments? 🍎 A cider that’s apple of discord.
17. What do you call an apple cider that’s always making people laugh? 🍎 A cider that’s the apple of everyone’s eye.
18. What do you call an apple cider that’s always getting into fights? 🍎 A cider that’s the apple of discord.
19. What do you call an apple cider that’s always on the go? 🍎 A cider on a mission.
20. What do you call an apple cider that’s always getting into accidents? 🍎 A cider that’s the apple of everyone’s eye.

Keeping It Fresh: Crisp Cider Puns That Will Stay in Your Head

1. What do you call a group of apples having a party? Cider fest!
2. Why are apples so good at math? Because they know their pi!🍎
3. What do you call an apple that’s always in trouble? A rotten apple!
4. What do you call an apple that’s always late? A tardy apple! 🍎
5. Why did the apple get lost in the forest? It fell from a tree! 🌳
6. What do you call an apple that’s always getting into fights? A scrappy apple! 🥊🍎
7. What do you call an apple with a big ego? An applesauce!
8. What do you call an apple that’s always giving advice? A wise apple! 🍎👴
9. What do you call an apple that’s always happy? A jolly apple! 😊🍎
10. What do you call an apple that’s always sleeping? A sleepy apple! 😴🍎
11. What do you call an apple that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple! 🍎😈
12. What do you call an apple that’s always making excuses? A cider excuse!
13. What do you call an apple that’s always forgetting things? A flaky apple!
14. What do you call an apple that’s always breaking things? A clumsy apple! 🍎😅
15. What do you call an apple that’s always getting lost? A wayfaring apple! 🍎🗺️
16. What do you call an apple that’s always bragging? A blustery apple! 🍎🌬️
17. What do you call an apple that’s always making people laugh? A comedic apple! 🍎😂
18. What do you call an apple that’s always telling jokes? A pun apple! 🍎😂
19. What do you call an apple that’s always making mistakes? An apple dunce! 🍎🎓
20. What do you call an apple that’s always getting into trouble? A rotten apple! 🍎

Cider-ific Puns: The Perfect Pairing for a Good Laugh

• What do you call a hard-working apple? A cider-preneur! 🍎
• Why was the apple feeling down? Because it was feeling cider-pressed! 🍎
• What do you call a group of apples that are always partying? A cider-squad! 🍎
• What do you get when you combine apples and a centrifuge? Cider that’s spinning out of control! 🍎
• Why did the apple get a speeding ticket? Because it was over the cider-limit! 🍎
• What do you call a lazy apple? A cider-slacker! 🍎
• Why did the apple join the chorus? Because it wanted to sing cider-enade! 🍎
• What do you get when you mix apples and vinegar? Cider-licious! 🍎
• Why was the apple so thirsty? Because it was craving cider! 🍎
• What do you call a group of apples that are always late? The cider-laggers! 🍎
• What do you get when you cross an apple with a magician? A cider-abra-cadabra! 🍎🧙‍♂️
• Why did the apple get detention? Because it was caught cider-horsing! 🍎🐎
• What do you get when you mix apples and cinnamon? Cider-amonium! 🍎
• Why did the apple get a job at the cider mill? Because it was the most qualified! 🍎⚙️
• What do you call an apple that’s always on the go? A cider-mobile! 🍎🚗
• Why did the apple get a promotion? Because it was the best cider-performer! 🍎🏆
• What do you get when you mix apples and a blender? Cider-tastic! 🍎
• Why did the apple get a standing ovation? Because it gave a cider-ific performance! 🍎🎭
• What do you call a group of apples that are always having fun? The cider-buds! 🍎👯‍♀️

Cider My Imagination: Unleashing the Pun-tential

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
2. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
3. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. 😂
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
5. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
9. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
10. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
13. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
15. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
18. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
19. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
20. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Cider-ific Moments: Capturing the Punny Side of Life

1. What do you call a pun about cider? A cider-ific joke!
2. Why did the apple pie join the choir? To sing “Cider-ella”! 🍎
3. What do you get when you cross a cider with a computer? 💻 A cider-byte!
4. Why don’t apples make good detectives? Because they’re always getting cidered!
5. What’s the difference between cider and paint? One you drink, the other you cider!
6. Why did the cider bottle go to the bank? To get some cider-loan! 💵
7. What do you call a cider that’s always happy? A cider-ific time! 😇
8. What do you get when you cross a cider with a leprechaun? An Irish cider! 🍀
9. Why did the cider get a job at the construction site? To help with the cider-ements!
10. What’s the best kind of cider? A cider-ific one!
11. Why did the cider bottle get a speeding ticket? Because it was going cider-fast! 💨
12. What do you call a cider that’s always in trouble? A cider-del!
13. Why don’t they play banjos at cider festivals? Because the music is too cider-ly! 🪕
14. What do you call a cider that’s always running late? A cider-ific tardigrade! 🐌
15. What’s the difference between a hard cider and a soft cider? The hard cider is more cider-ious! 😤
16. Why didn’t the cider get invited to the party? Because it was too cider-ating! 🎉
17. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into fights? A cider-bully! 🚫
18. Why did the cider get a job as a lifeguard? Because it’s always cider-ific! 🌊
19. What do you call a cider that’s always making jokes? A cider-comedian! 🎭
20. What’s the best way to make cider? With apples! 🍎

Cider Times: Puns That Will Ferment Your Funny Bone

1. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling cider! 🍏
2. What do you call a fake apple juice? A ciderfaker!
3. Why did the cider run away from the bee? Because it was getting buzzy! 🐝
4. What do you call a cider that’s always in a good mood? A happy-go-lucky cider!
5. Why did the cider get a sunburn? Because it wasn’t wearing sunscreen! ☀️
6. What do you call a cider that’s always on time? A prompt and refreshing cider!
7. Why was the cider so popular? Because it was the apple of everyone’s eye! 👀
8. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a tart!
9. Why did the cider cross the road? To get to the other fizz! 🚗
10. What do you call a cider that’s always telling jokes? A pun-derful cider!
11. Why did the cider win an award? Because it was out-cider-standing!
12. What do you call a cider that’s always getting lost? A cider that’s going off the rails! 🚂
13. Why did the cider go to the bank? To make a withdrawal! 💸
14. What do you call a cider that’s always in a hurry? A rush hour cider! 💨
15. Why did the cider get a new haircut? Because it wanted to look sharp! 💇‍♂️
16. What do you call a cider that’s always up for a challenge? A cider that’s ready to ferment!
17. Why did the cider go to the gym? To get a press! 🏋️‍♂️
18. What do you call a cider that’s always making people laugh? A cider that’s the life of the party! 🎭
19. Why did the cider get a parking ticket? Because it was double-parked! 🚔
20. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into fights? A cider that’s looking for a brawl! 💪

Cider-ous Intents: Puns That Will Make You Crumble

1. What do you call a weak apple cider? Cider-sass. 🥧
2. Why did the apple cider get a parking ticket? It was caught crushing it. 🚗
3. What do you call a cider that’s always late? Tardy to the party. ⏰
4. Why did the cider get lost in the woods? Because it didn’t have a press conference. 🌲
5. What do you get when you cross a cider with a computer? Apple-solutely delicious. 💻
6. Why did the cider go to the library? To check out some new fermented. 📚
7. What do you call a cider that’s really strong? Ap-palooza. 🎸
8. Why did the apple cider get a job as a lifeguard? Because it’s always saving the day. 🌊
9. What do you get when you mix apple cider with orange juice? Appletini. 🍹
10. Why did the apple cider get a speeding ticket? It was caught going over the peel-imit. 🚓
11. What do you call a cider that’s always making jokes? A pun-cho line. 🍎
12. What do you get when you cross a cider with a math teacher? Apple Pi. 🥧
13. Why did the cider go to the spa? To get a press-ure massage. 💆‍♀️
14. What do you call a cider that’s really sour? App-alling. 🤢
15. Why did the cider get fired from its job? Because it was always falling apart. 👋
16. What do you get when you mix apple cider with coffee? Applatchino. ☕
17. Why did the cider win the spelling bee? Because it knew how to press every word correctly. 🐝
18. What do you call a cider that’s always getting into trouble? A wild app-le. 🍎
19. Why did the apple cider get a divorce? Because it was always going sour. 💔
20. What do you call a cider that’s really good-looking? Ap-peeling. 😍

Cider-ful Puns: Pouring Out the Laughs

1. What do you call a cider that’s lost its bubbles? Flat-cider
2. Why did the cider get lost in the forest? Because it couldn’t find its “core”
3. What do you get when you cross a cider with a banana? Appley-nana
4. Why is cider so popular in the fall? Because it’s the “apple” of everyone’s eye
5. What did the cider say to the lemon? 🍏 “You’re so sour, you make me pucker up!”
6. Why did the cider go to the doctor? Because it had a “core” issue
7. What do you call a cider that’s always late? Pro-crastin-apple-nation
8. Why did the cider cross the road? To get to the other “cider”
9. What do you get when you mix a cider with a broom? ✨ Appley-hocus-pocus ✨
10. Why is cider so good for you? Because it’s “apple-licious”
11. What do you call a cider that’s too strong? A “cider-ella”
12. Why did the cider go to the zoo? To see the “ele-cider”
13. What do you call a cider that’s always happy? Appley-ever-after
14. Why is cider so good for your teeth? Because it’s “apple-solutely” clean
15. What do you call a cider that’s too sweet? A “sugar-cider”
16. Why did the cider blush? Because it was caught “apple-handed”
17. What do you call a cider that’s always in trouble? A “juvenile-apple-inquent”
18. Why did the cider get a job at the circus? Because it was a “juggler of apples”
19. What do you call a cider that’s always on the go? An “apple-tivist”
20. Why did the cider get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught “going over the apple-imit”