101+ Curling Puns That Will Make You Curl Up with Laughter

Buckle up, curling enthusiasts! Are you ready to embark on a hilarious journey filled with puns that will sweep you off your feet? Get ready to chuckle and slide into the world of curling puns, where we’ll explore the witty side of this beloved winter sport.From rookies to seasoned pros, curlers of all levels will find themselves chuckling along as we delve into the depths of these puns. Whether you’re a master of the ice or just a casual spectator, prepare to be entertained by our curling-themed wordplay.So, grab your brooms, get comfortable, and let’s dive into the rink of laughter. May these puns bring a smile to your face and a warmth to your heart, just like a perfectly executed shot into the house.

What do you call a curler who’s always late?

1. A hair-raising hair curler 💨
2. A mop-headed curler who’s always a sweeping success 🧹
3. A scalding hot curler who’s always on fire 🔥
4. A cool customer curler who’s always on the ice 🧊
5. A chill curler who’s always getting their kicks on Route 66 🛣️
6. A sly curler who’s always dropping the puck 🏒
7. A clumsy curler who’s always tripping over their own feet 👣
8. A hopeless curler who’s always throwing their broom away 🧹
9. A superstitious curler who’s always wearing a horseshoe 🧲
10. A curler with a great sense of humor who’s always cracking jokes 🃏
11. A curler who’s always putting their foot in their mouth 👄
12. A curler who’s always getting their wires crossed 📞
13. A curler who’s always making a mountain out of a molehill ⛰️
14. A curler who’s always seeing the glass half empty 💧
15. A curler who’s always got a bee in their bonnet 🐝
16. A curler who’s always making lemonade out of lemons 🍋
17. A curler who’s always counting their chickens before they hatch 🐣
18. A curler who’s always putting all their eggs in one basket 🥚
19. A curler who’s always looking for a needle in a haystack 🪡
20. A curler who’s always a day late and a dollar short 💸

A whisker behind

1. I lost my whiskers in a whisker race. 🏃💨
2. My cat’s whiskers are so long, they’re like a built-in fly swatter. swat
3. Why did the cat get behind in the race? Because it was a whisker whisker behind. 🏃💨
4. What do you call a cat with no whiskers? A whiskerless wonder! 🐱
5. I just saw a cat with a really long whisker. It was a whisker-ful experience! 🐱
6. Why did the cat take a whisker nap? Because it was feeling whiskered out. 💤🐱
7. A whisker away from greatness. 💪🏆
8. I’m not a cat, but I’ve got whiskers on my face. 🧔‍♂️
9. I’m so behind, I’m not even in the race. 🐌
10. I’m so behind, I’m a whisker away from whiskers. 🐱
11. I’m a whisker away from whiskers. 🙃
12. I’m so behind, I’m in the dust. 💨
13. I’m so behind, I’m not even in the picture. 📸
14. I’m so behind, I’m still in the starting blocks. 🏁
15. I’m so behind, I’m the last one in line. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️
16. I’m so behind, I’m still in the Stone Age. 🗿
17. I’m so behind, I’m still in the Middle Ages. 🏰
18. I’m so behind, I’m still in the Renaissance. 🎨
19. I’m so behind, I’m still in the Victorian Era. 🎩
20. I’m so behind, I’m still in the Roaring Twenties. 💃🕺

What do you call a curler who’s always getting tangled up?

1. They’re just whisk-ing up a storm on the ice!
2. They’re the hair-apparent to the curling throne
3. They’re always getting into knots!
4. They’re the mop-stars of the rink!
5. They’re always getting brushed aside
6. They’re never short of a tangle-tale!
7. They’re the broom-raiders of the curling world!
8. They’re always getting into a twist!
9. They’re always getting stuck in a rut
10. They’re the slippery slope of the curling world!
11. They’re always getting swept away!
12. They’re the ice-breakers of the curling club!
13. They’re always getting tangled up in their own lines!
14. They’re the curlers who always have a hair-raising experience!
15. They’re the ones who are always sliding into trouble!
16. They’re the ones who are always getting their brooms stuck in the ice!
17. They’re the ones who are always taking the long way around!
18. They’re the ones who are always sweeping up the competition!
19. They’re the ones who are always getting tangled up in their own thoughts!
20. They’re the ones who are always making a big mess!

A human hairball

1. What do you call a human hairball? A follicular catastrophe!
2. Why did the human hairball stay home from work? It was feeling a bit knotty. 💇‍♀️
3. What do you call a human hairball that’s always in a good mood? A hair-apy ball. 💆
4. What do you get when you cross a human hairball with a comedian? A hair-raising punster!
5. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into trouble? A tangle-prone troublemaker.
6. Why did the human hairball get a haircut? It was tired of being a knotty mess. ✂️
7. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting lost? A wandering follicle. 🌍
8. What do you get when you brush a human hairball? A hair-raising experience!
9. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into fights? A combative coif. 🤼‍♂️
10. Why did the human hairball go to the doctor? It had a follicle infection. 🤒
11. What do you call a human hairball that’s always late? A follicle-challenged procrastinator. 🐢
12. What do you call a human hairball that’s always on the go? A jet-setting coif. ✈️
13. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into accidents? A follicle-prone disaster magnet. 🤕
14. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into trouble? A follicle-prone delinquent. 🚓
15. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting lost? A follicle-challenged wayfarer. 🗺️
16. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into fights? A follicle-prone brawler. 🥊
17. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into trouble with the law? A follicle-challenged lawbreaker. ⚖️
18. What do you call a human hairball that’s always losing its hair? A follicle-challenged baldy. 🦲
19. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into accidents? A follicle-prone crash test dummy. 🚧
20. What do you call a human hairball that’s always getting into trouble with the law? A follicle-challenged criminal mastermind. 🦹‍♂️

What do you call a curler who’s always losing their broom?

1. A “sweep”stakes champion who just can’t seem to get a winning streak.
2. A “curling” iron that leaves your hair in a tangled mess.
3. A “stone-cold” curler who always manages to send their rocks out of bounds.
4. A “broomhilda” who’s always getting their bristles tangled in the ice.
5. A “sweeper” who’s always getting in the way of their teammates.
6. A curler who’s always “on the rocks.” 🥌
7. A curler who’s always “sweeping” under the rug.
8. A curler who’s always “skating on thin ice.”
9. A curler who’s always “throwing their weight around.”
10. A curler who’s always “getting their rocks off.”
11. A curler who’s always “taking the ice by storm.”
12. A curler who’s always “cleaning up the competition.” 🧹
13. A curler who’s always “on the mark.”
14. A curler who’s always “hitting the bullseye.”
15. A curler who’s always “one step ahead of the competition.”
16. A curler who’s always “in the zone.”
17. A curler who’s always “raising the bar.”
18. A curler who’s always “setting new records.”
19. A curler who’s always “pushing the limits.”
20. A curler who’s always “a force to be reckoned with.” 💪

A sweeper-upper

1. What do you call a janitor who always has the giggles? A sweeper-upper with a chuckle.
2. What do you call a cleaner who specializes in removing cobwebs? A broom-sterminator.
3. Why are vacuum cleaners so lazy? Because they’re always sucking!
4. What do you call a janitor who’s always trying to get ahead? A floor-bassador.
5. What do you call a janitor who’s always on the go? A mop-ed.
6. Why did the janitor get lost in the supermarket? Because he couldn’t find the cleaning aisle. 😄
7. What do you call a janitor who’s always making mistakes? A dust-urbance.
8. What do you call a janitor who’s always getting into trouble? A broom-head.
9. Why are janitors so good at solving problems? Because they’re always sweeping up messes.
10. What do you call a janitor who’s always happy? A mop-timistic.
11. What do you call a janitor who’s always complaining? A whiner-cleaner. 😆
12. Why didn’t the janitor want to go to the party? Because he didn’t want to get swept up in the drama.
13. What do you call a janitor who’s always cleaning up after himself? A self-mop.
14. Why did the janitor quit his job? Because he was always getting the short end of the broom.
15. What do you call a janitor who’s always getting into fights? A mop-ster.
16. Why did the janitor get a new broom? Because his old one was swept away.
17. What do you call a janitor who’s always making excuses? A slippery slope cleaner.
18. Why did the janitor cross the road? To get to the other side and sweep up the mess.
19. What do you call a janitor who’s always getting lost? A broom-bassador without a map.
20. Why did the janitor start a band? Because he wanted to play the sweeping guitar. 🎸

What do you call a curler who’s always making mistakes?

1. A broom-ance in the making 🥌🧹
2. The master of mis-sweepage 🥌😂
3. The rock star who can’t quite hit the target 🥌🎸
4. The ice queen with a slip-up problem 👸🏻🥌❄️
5. The sweeper who’s always on the wrong track 🥌🔄
6. The curler who always misses the house 🏠🥌❌
7. The stone-cold slider with butterfingers 🧈🥌🧤
8. The curler with a knack for slipping and sliding 🥌⛸️😂
9. The skip who can’t seem to keep his cool 🧊🥌🤯
10. The curler who’s always a hair off target 🥌🎯🤏
11. The ice rink’s resident klutz 🥌⛸️🙈
12. The curler who’s always losing their marbles 🤔🥌 marbles
13. The ice queen with a slippery reputation ⛸️👸🏻💧
14. The curler who’s always on thin ice 🥌🧊⚠️
15. The stone cold slider who can’t keep their balance 🥌🥶⚖️
16. The skip who can’t seem to find their rhythm 🥌🥁❌
17. The curler who’s always tripping over their own feet 👟🥌😂
18. The ice rink’s most accident-prone skater ⛸️🏒🤕
19. The curler who’s always getting their rocks in a tangle 🥌🪢
20. The ice queen with a penchant for disaster 👸🏻❄️💥

A rock bottom

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• I’m glad I know sign language. It’s pretty handy!
• What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time! ⏰
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
• What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐄
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🐨
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
• Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! 🍰
• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ⛄️
• What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox!

What do you call a curler who’s always getting into trouble?

1. A “sweepstakes” offender 🧹
2. A “rock” star deviant 🎸
3. A “slide” into hot water 💦
4. A “broom” offender 🧹
5. A “curl” with the law 👮‍♂️
6. A “house” of trouble 🏠
7. On “thin ice” with the authorities ⛸️
8. A “sheet” of wrongdoing 📃
9. A “slide” into detention 🏫
10. A “slippery slope” to trouble 📉
11. A “stone” cold criminal 🧊
12. A “broom” that swept away the law 🧹⚖️
13. A “curler” who got “swept” up in crime 🧹🚔
14. A “rock” star with a “hard time” 🤘🏻⛓️
15. A “slide” into the wrong direction 📉
16. A “house” of cards that crumbled 🏰
17. On “shaky ice” with the authorities ⛸️🚨
18. A “sheet” of misconduct 📃🚫
19. A “slide” towards delinquency 🏫
20. A “slippery slope” to the clink 📉👮‍♂️

A rink rat

1. I’m a rink rat, I love to spend time on the ice. ⛸️
2. You could say I’m a bit of a puck bunny.
3. I’m always ready to drop the gloves. 🥊
4. I’m a natural skater, I guess you could say I have a knack for it.
5. I’m not afraid to take a hit, I’m a tough cookie.
6. I’m always the first one on the ice and the last one to leave.
7. I love the smell of freshly sharpened skates.
8. I’m a rink rat through and through, I wouldn’t have it any other way. 🏒
9. I’m always looking for a new rink to skate on.
10. I’m a rink rat, and I’m proud of it!
11. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always up for a good time. 🥳
12. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always ready to learn new tricks.
13. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always looking for new ways to improve my game.
14. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always up for a challenge.
15. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always happy to help others learn how to skate.
16. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always looking for new skating buddies.
17. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always down for a good skate session.
18. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always looking for new ways to have fun on the ice.
19. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always up for a good laugh. 🤣
20. I’m a rink rat, and I’m always looking for new ways to stay active.

What do you call a curler who’s always getting lost?

1. A hair curler who’s always getting lost? ❌ A perm-anent fixture!
2. What do you call a curler who’s always late? 💨 A whisk(ey) to come!
3. What do you call a curler who’s always curling? 😅 A hair-raising experience!
4. What do you call a curler who’s always getting tangled up? 🧶 A knot-ty problem!
5. What do you call a curler who’s always on the go? 🌍 A globetrotter!
6. What do you call a curler who’s always burning the hair? 🔥 A hothead!
7. What do you call a curler who’s always getting shocked? ⚡ An electric eel!
8. What do you call a curler who’s always making mistakes? 🙈 A hair-apolgy!
9. What do you call a curler who’s always getting lost in the woods? 🌳 A bushwhacker!
10. What do you call a curler who always falls asleep while curling? 😴 A hair-brained idea!
11. What do you call a curler who’s always spending too much money? 💸 A hair-itage problem!
12. What do you call a curler who’s always getting into trouble? 🚨 A hair-raising experience!
13. What do you call a curler who’s always getting lost in the mall? 🛍️ A lost soul!
14. What do you call a curler who’s always getting stuck in the bathroom? 🛁 A hair-y situation!
15. What do you call a curler who’s always getting into accidents? 🚗 A hair-brained driver!
16. What do you call a curler who’s always getting sick? 🤒 A hair-y illness!
17. What do you call a curler who’s always getting wet? 💦 A hair-raising experience!
18. What do you call a curler who’s always losing their hair? 禿 A hair-y problem!
19. What do you call a curler who’s always getting their hair tangled? 💇‍♂️ A hair-y mess!
20. What do you call a curler who’s always getting into arguments? 🗣️ A hair-y discussion!

A slider

1. What do you call a sandwhich that slides off your plate? A slider.
2. Why did the burger get a speeding ticket? Because it was a slider.
3. What do you call a burger that’s always on the move? A slider.
4. What do you call a burger that’s always late? A slider.
5. What do you call a burger that’s always getting into trouble? A slider. 🍔
6. What do you call a burger that’s always telling jokes? A slider. 😂
7. What do you call a burger that’s always getting lost? A slider. 🗺️
8. What do you call a burger that’s always getting into arguments? A slider. 🗣️
9. What do you call a burger that’s always getting into trouble? A slider. 🚓
10. What do you call a burger that’s always getting into accidents? A slider. 🤕

What do you call a curler who’s always getting into fights?

• They’re a real whisk-taker!
• They’re not afraid to let their hair down.
• They’re always looking for a good brush with the law.
• They’re the masters of the takedown.
• They’re a real hair-trigger.
• They’re always ready to throw down. 😜
• They’re the curl-prits of all the trouble.
• They’re always in the thick of it.
• They’re a real handful.
• They’re always up for a good fight.
• They’re the champions of the rink.
• They’re always ready to curl up with a good book.
• They’re always looking for a good hair-raising experience.
• They’re always on the edge of their seat.
• They’re the only ones who can handle a curling iron.
• They’re always looking for a good head scratch.
• They’re always up for a good hair-brained scheme.
• They’re always ready to give you a piece of their mind.

A hothead

1. If your head is too hot, it might be time to take a chill pill.
2. I used to be a hothead, but now I’m just a head case.
3. I’m so hotheaded, I could start a fire with my thoughts. 🔥
4. Don’t get mad, get even… hotter!
5. I’m not a hothead, I’m just passionate.
6. I’m so hotheaded, I make the sun look cool.
7. I have a hot temper, but I’m also very forgiving.
8. I’m not a hothead, I just have a low boiling point.
9. I’m so hotheaded, I can make water boil with my glare.
10. I’m not a hothead, I’m just very enthusiastic.
11. I’m so hotheaded, I make the devil sweat.
12. I’m not a hothead, I just have a lot of steam.
13. I’m so hotheaded, I could make a volcano erupt.
14. I’m not a hothead, I’m just very headstrong.
15. I’m so hotheaded, I could make a firecracker explode.
16. I’m not a hothead, I just have a lot of fire in my belly.
17. I’m so hotheaded, I could make an oven jealous.
18. I’m not a hothead, I just have a lot of energy.
19. I’m so hotheaded, I could make a glacier melt.
20. I’m not a hothead, I just have a very short fuse.

Anisia Avelino

Executiva de vendas externa – RGM Service