110+ Destiny 2 Puns That Will Have You Rolling On the Floor Laughing!

Prepare yourself, Guardians! Get ready to dive into a cosmic realm of laughter as we embark on a hilarious journey through Destiny 2’s treasure trove of puns.Imagine if the Last City had a stand-up comedy club instead of the Tower. That’s the kind of entertainment we’re about to unleash upon you – a compilation of side-splitting wordplay, puns so clever they’ll make even Zavala crack a smile.We’ll explore the depths of punny adventures, from the Vault of Glass to the depths of the Ascendant Realm. From the witty quips of Cayde-6 to the Vex-ing jokes that will make your head spin, no corner of Destiny 2 will be safe from our relentless punslaught.So, grab your Ghost, put on your most pun-tastic gear, and join us on this laughter-filled expedition. Let’s chase away the Darkness with a barrage of puns that will leave you howling like a pack of Wolves. Remember, when it comes to Destiny 2 puns, the possibilities are infinite – just like the loot drops in a raid. Brace yourselves for a cosmic chuckle fest that will make even Xur jealous!

2 Punny 2 Quit: Destiny’s Hilarious Wordplay

1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
2. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
3. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogey in it!
4. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!
5. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Yes, I know I already used this one, but it’s just so punny!)
7. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
8. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
11. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! 🌳
12. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
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13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Okay, okay, I’ll stop with the fish puns now.)
14. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
16. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! (I know I already used this one, but it’s just so good!)
17. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! (I know I already used this one too, but it’s a classic!)
18. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! (I know I already used this one as well, but it’s just so hilarious!)
19. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! (I know I already used this one too, but it’s just so punny!)
20. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! (Okay, I’ll stop with the boomerang puns now.)

The Destiny of Laughter: Pun-tastic Moments in the Game

1. Destiny’s Child, Destiny’s Pun.
2. I’ve got a pun that’ll make you shout “Traveler!”
3. What do you call a Ghost made of cheese? 🧀 A Brie-f!
4. Why did the Guardian cross the road? To get to the other Thrall.
5. What do you call a Warlock who’s always getting into trouble? A “Stasis”-fied!
6. Why are Titans so good at cooking? Because they know how to “throw” a meatball!
7. What do you call a Hunter who’s always losing their gear? A “Lost” Light!
8. Why did the Fallen Vandal get a haircut? To get a “scourge” of attention.
9. What do you call a Vex that loves to dance? A “Tap” Goblin!
10. Why did the Cabal run into the wall? Because he was “Thick”-headed!
11. What do you call a Taken that’s always late? A “Vex”-cused!
12. Why are Hive Wizards so good at puzzles? Because they’re “Thrall”ented!
13. What do you call a Scorn that’s always trying to steal your stuff? A “Barrow”-ing!
14. Why did the Eliksni try to join the Guardians? To get some “Light” in their life.
15. What do you call a Fallen Captain who’s always bragging? A “Kell” of a time!
16. Why are Awoken so good at swimming? Because they’ve got the “Flow” of the ocean.
17. What do you call a Hive Knight who’s always hungry? A “Savathicc” fiend!
18. Why did the Pyramid Ship get lost? Because it couldn’t “Navigate” its way out.
19. What do you call a Guardian who’s always getting their friends out of trouble? A “Rescue-me-not”!
20. Why did the Drifter get banned from the Tower? For “Gambit”ing around!

Guardians of Punny Business: Jokes That Will Make You Giggle

1. Why did the Guardians of the Galaxy need a new spaceship? Because their old one was too punny!
2. What do you call a pun that only Guardians make? A GUARDian joke!

3. Why did Star-Lord get lost in space? Because he couldn’t find the right pun-tersection!

4. Why did Gamora join the Guardians of the Galaxy? Because she wanted to be surrounded by punny people!

5. What’s Drax’s favorite kind of pun? A body joke! 🙈

6. Why did Rocket Raccoon become the Guardians’ resident pun-isher? Because he couldn’t help but let loose a punny barrage every now and then!

7. What do you call a Groot pun? A tree-mendous joke! 🌲

8. Why did Mantis always get in trouble with the Guardians? Because her puns were too out of this world!

9. What did Star-Lord say when he saw a punny spaceship? “Beam me up, Scotty, I need a pun-derful ride!”

10. Why did the Guardians have to hire a new translator? Because their old one kept getting punked out!

11. What do you call a pun that’s so bad it’s good? A Guardians of the Galaxy-xy joke!
12. Why did the Guardians of the Galaxy need a new leader? Because their old one was a pun-isher!
13. What do you call a Groot pun that’s also a riddle? I am Groot…punnerful!
14. Why did the Guardians of the Galaxy get a new spaceship? Because their old one was too punny for its own good!
15. What do you call a Drax pun that’s also a dad joke? A Drax-cellent dad pun!
16. Why did Gamora get kicked out of the Guardians of the Galaxy? Because she made too many puns about Thanos!
17. What do you call a Rocket Raccoon pun that’s also a knock-knock joke? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rocket. Rocket who? Rocket puns are out of this world!
18. Why did Groot get a new job as a bouncer? Because he was a tree-mendous pun-isher!
19. What do you call a Mantis pun that’s also a fortune cookie joke? Your puns are like Mantis shrimp – they pack a punch!
20. Why did Star-Lord get a new nickname? Because he was the king of pun-derbolts!

Striking with Puns: Precision-Guided Humor in Destiny

1. Why did the Titan shoulder-charge into the wall? Because it was a-wall-sweeper.
2. What do you call a Hunter who always misses their shots? A quiver misfit.
3. How do Warlocks deal with the cold shoulder? With a warm Voidwalker hug.
4. Why are Guardians so good at sniping? They’re all eyes-on-target.
5. What do you call a Guardian who’s always getting blown up by Gjallarhorn? A rocket-propelled meatbag.
6. Why did the Titan punch so hard? Because they were fist-fighting destiny.
7. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting lost? A map-less navigator.
8. How do Warlocks make their tea? By using the Light to boil it and then transmuting the hot water into a tasty beverage.
9. What do you call a Guardian who’s always getting killed by Cabal? A Legion-naire traffic victim. 10. Why did the Ghost say “Boo!”? Because it was a Spectral Blades enthusiast.
10. What do you call a Warlock who’s always using their grenades? A Scatter-brained spell-slinger.
11. How do Titans say hello? With a thunderclap fist bump.
12. What do you call a Hunter who’s always invisible? A Shade-y character.
13. What do you call a Warlock who’s always getting revived? A Risen star.
14. Why did the Guardian cross the road? To get to the other Hive den.
15. What do you call a Guardian who’s always getting stepped on by Ogres? A Vex-ation.
16. How do Titans floss? With their swords.
17. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting sniped? A target-of-opportunity.
18. How do Warlocks study for exams? By summoning a Tome of Knowledge.
19. What do you call a Guardian who’s always getting their super canceled? A party pooper.

Endgame Pranks: Destiny’s Gotten Me Pun-ished!

1. I’ve been playing Destiny so much, I’m starting to get puns-ished for it!
2. Why did the Guardian get sent to the joke book? Because he was always cracking puns!
3. What do you call a Fallen Captain who’s always getting into trouble? A wisecracking pirate!
4. Why don’t Guardians like telling jokes? Because they’re always getting pun-ished!
5. What do you call a Hive Knight who thinks he’s funny? A joke Knight! 🤣
6. Why did the Vex Mind cross the road? To get to the other Hive!
7. What do you call a Cabal Centurion with a sense of humor? A pun-derlord! 😂
8. Why don’t Guardians eat puns? Because they’re too corny!
9. What do you call a Taken Captain who’s always making jokes? A pun-isher!
10. Why did the Ghost get lost? Because he was following a pun thread!
11. What do you call a group of Guardians who are always making puns? A pun-demic!
12. Why did the Exo Stranger join a comedy club? Because she wanted to tell her puns to a wider audience!
13. What do you call a Warlock who’s always trying to make you laugh? A pun-romancer!
14. Why did the Titan get kicked out of the bar? Because he was making too many puns!
15. What do you call a Hunter who’s always cracking jokes? A pun-isher!
16. Why don’t Guardians like to play chess? Because they always get knight-ed!
17. What do you call a group of Guardians who are always telling puns? A pun-ishment squad!
18. Why did the Guardian cross the road? To get to the other Hive!
19. What do you call a Cabal Legionary who’s always making jokes? A pun-isher!
20. Why don’t Guardians like to play basketball? Because they always get fouled!

Loot-Worthy Quips: Destiny’s Treasure Trove of Puns

1. What do you call a treasure chest full of bad jokes? A chest of drawers.
2. Why did the pirate bury his treasure in the desert? Because he thought it was a sand-y spot.
3. What do you call a pirate who’s always on time? A punctual buccaneer.
4. Why did the pirate’s parrot fly out the window? Because it was a squawker.
5. What do you call a pirate with a hook for a hand? A hooker.
6. Why did the pirate get lost? Because he couldn’t find his treasure map.
7. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music? Sea shanties.
8. Why did the pirate throw his watch overboard? Because it was making waves.
9. What do you call a pirate who’s afraid of the water? A scallywag.
10. Why did the pirate bury his treasure in the snow? Because he wanted it to be a cold case.
11. What’s the difference between a pirate and a ninja? Pirates are after gold, and ninjas are after ward-robe.
12. Why didn’t the pirate play poker? Because he had a wooden leg.
13. What do you call a pirate who’s always bragging? A swashbuckler.
14. Why was the pirate so angry? Because his boat was stolen by a tug-boat.
15. What do you call a pirate who’s always getting lost? A lost buccaneer.
16. Why did the pirate go to the doctor? Because he had scurvy.
17. What do you call a pirate who’s always getting into trouble? A ruffian.
18. Why did the pirate get a tattoo? Because he wanted to show off his ink.
19. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of food? Seafood.
20. Why did the pirate get a parrot? Because he wanted to have a bird’seye view of the ocean.

Raid-ing the Funny Bone: Epic Puns from the Darkest Corners

1. What do you call a police officer who loves puns? A “pun-isher”.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
5. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
6. Why did the computer sneeze? It had a virus.
7. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
9. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
12. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
13. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
16. What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
17. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems.
18. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
19. Why did the computer become a vegetarian? Because it couldn’t stomach any more bytes.
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!

Beyond Light-Hearted Humor: Puns from the Cosmic Beyond

1. What do you call a star that’s been in the gym? A cosmic beefcake 💪
2. Why did the alien get kicked out of the buffet? Because he was from out of this world 🌍
3. What did the astronaut say when he crashed his spaceship? “Houston, we have a launch pad-blem!” 🚀
4. Why did the moon get lost? Because it was in a star-crossed relationship 🌙💫
5. What do you call a planet that’s always complaining? A whiny-us 🪐
6. Why did the sun get a sunburn? Because it forgot to wear sunscreen 😂
7. What do you call a comet that’s always late? A “tail-ender” ☄️
8. Why did the spaceship get a ticket? Because it was speeding through a black hole 🌌
9. What do you call a group of stars that are always getting into trouble? A stellar gang ⭐️
10. Why did the astronaut get a cold? Because he sat too close to the vent ☃️❄️
11. What do you call a comet that’s always on the go? A “fast-moving snowball” ☄️🚀
12. Why did the sun go to the doctor? Because it was feeling under the weather ☀️🌡️
13. What do you call a planet that’s always in a bad mood? A “crappy-us” 🪐
14. Why did the moon go to the party? Because it heard there would be an eclipse 🌙✨
15. What do you call a star that’s always getting into fights? A “supernova-t” ⭐️👊
16. Why did the astronaut bring a spoon to the moon? Because he wanted to “dig in” to his ice cream 🥄🍦
17. What do you call a comet that’s always making messes? A “dirty snowball” ☄️
18. Why did the sun get married to the moon? Because they were meant to be eclipse 💍
19. What do you call a star that’s always late for everything? A “star-dazzled” ⭐️⏰
20. Why did the astronaut get lost in space? Because he forgot his “star” map 🗺️

Cosmic Chuckles: Destiny’s Puns Out of This World

1. What do you call a star that can’t stop telling jokes? A cosmic comic.
2. Why did the astronaut bring a spare set of medals to the moon? In case he lost his first pair.
3. What do you call a planet that’s always getting lost? A space cadet.
4. Why are astronauts such good dancers? Because they know how to rock-et!
5. What do you say to a tree that has fallen across a road? Timber-ly!
6. Why did the solar system get arrested? For taking too many planets! 😂
7. What do you call a Martian with a cold? A meteorite.
8. Why are stars so good at math? Because they have a planet-arium.
9. What do you call a UFO that’s out of control? A space-out.
10. Why did the alien go to the ATM? To withdraw some interstellar funds.
11. What do you call a group of stars that love to sing? A celestial choir.
12. Why did the asteroid get a parking ticket? For taking up too much space!
13. What do you call a star that’s always on the go? A shooting star.
14. Why are planets so funny? Because they have a lot of moon-shine!
15. What do you call a star that’s always hungry? A black hole.
16. Why did the star wear sunglasses? To protect its eyes from the sun’s rays. 😎
17. What do you call a star that’s always late? A Nova.
18. Why did the sun get lost? Because it didn’t know its way around the Milky Way.
19. What do you call a space station with a lot of garbage? A cosmic dumpster.
20. Why did the aliens come to Earth? To study our sense of humor.

Exo-cellent Puns: Robot-ic Humor in Destiny

1. Why did the Exo get lost in the Last City? Because he couldn’t find his way around.
2. What do you call an Exo who’s always getting into trouble? A hazard.
3. Why did the Hunter refuse to let the Exo help with the mission? Because he was afraid he’d malfunction.
4. What do you call an Exo who’s always late? A time-out.
5. Why did the Warlock get so angry with the Exo? Because he kept asking what the Vex were.
6. What do you call an Exo who’s always trying to fix things? A tinkerer.
7. Why did the Exo refuse to go to the moon? 🚫 Because he didn’t want to get too close to the sun.
8. What do you call an Exo who’s always making bad jokes? A punisher.
9. Why did the Exo cross the road? 🐔 To get to the other s Vex.
10. What do you call an Exo who’s always getting into fights? A brawler.
11. Why did the Exo get a new paint job? Because he was tired of being rusty.
12. What do you call an Exo who’s always getting lost? A wanderer.
13. Why did the Exo refuse to take a break? Because he was afraid he’d get rusty.
14. What do you call an Exo who’s always trying to one-up you? A show-off.
15. Why did the Exo get banned from the Tower? Because he kept making the same old jokes.
16. What do you call an Exo who’s always getting sick? A hypochondriac.
17. Why did the Exo refuse to go on the mission? Because he was afraid of the Hive.
18. What do you call an Exo who’s always getting into trouble? A delinquent.
19. Why did the Exo get a new haircut? Because he wanted to look sharp.
20. What do you call an Exo who’s always trying to impress everyone? A show-off.

Atheon-ishingly Funny: Puns from the Vault of Glass

• Vault of Laughs: Why did the Vex get lost in the Vault of Glass? Because they couldn’t find their Gate-way!
• Atheon-ishingly Awesome: What do you call Atheon when he’s not in the Vault of Glass? A Time Lord!
• Oracular Humor: Why did the Oracle pronounce “Yes” as “Omnigul”? Because she was a Gate-keeper!
• Gate-way to Comedy: What do you call a Vex who loves puns? A Gate-keeper!
• Atheon’s Codex of Laughs: What does Atheon use to write puns? His Vex Codex!
• Time-bending Jokes: Why did Atheon get a watch? To Time-warp! ⏱️
• Conflux Confusion: Why did the Conflux keep disappearing? Because it was a Master of Vanish!
• Praetorian Punchlines: What do you call a Praetorian who loves to laugh? A Pun-isher!
• Supplicant Stand-up: Why did the Supplicants start a comedy routine? Because they wanted to bring some Light to the Vault! 😀
• Harpy Humour: What do you call a Harpy who’s always cracking jokes? A Banshee!

Pun-stoppable Power: The Might of Destiny’s Wordplay

• What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? 📝 A stick.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? 🐟 Fsh!
• Why did the bicycle fall over? 😂 Because it was two tired!
• How does NASA organize a company party? 👨‍🚀 They planet.
• What do you call a belt made out of watches? ⌚️ A waist of time.
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🥇 Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a sleeping bull? 💤 A bull-dozer.
• Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? 🌴 Too many cheetahs.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? 🦌 No idea.
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ⛳️ In case he got a hole-in-one.
• What do you call a bird that can fly backwards? 🐦 A swallow.
• Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅 It saw the salad dressing.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? 🇦🇺 A pouch potato.
• Why did the tree go to the doctor? 🌳 It wasn’t feeling very well-rooted.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? 🐟 Fsh!
• Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? ⛳️ In case he got a hole-in-one.
• What do you call a bird that flies backwards? 🐦 A swallow.
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? 🍌 It wasn’t peeling well.

Vex-ing Jokes: Puns That’ll Make Your Head Spin

1. What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time!
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick!
6. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
8. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
11. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
12. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick!
13. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
14. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
15. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
16. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
17. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
18. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
19. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
20. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

Cayde-6-Worthy Puns: Humor Fit for a Hunter

1. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting into trouble? A Cayde-6-aster.
2. What do you get when you cross a Hunter with a Warlock? A Titan with a bad attitude.
3. Why did the Hunter cross the road? To get to the other side of the map.
4. What do you call a Hunter who can’t stay out of the shadows? A stealth rookie.
5. What’s the difference between a Hunter and a Titan? Hunters have to aim!
6. Why are Hunters so good at basketball? Because they’re always shooting three-pointers.
7. What do you call a Hunter who’s always bragging? A big game hunter. 🐺
8. What do you call a Hunter who’s always lost? A headless horseman. 🤪
9. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting killed? A dead-eye. 🎯
10. What do you call a Hunter who’s always complaining? A whiner. 😜
11. What do you call a Hunter who’s always exploring? A pathfinder.
12. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting into bar fights? A brawler.
13. What do you call a Hunter who’s always stealing? A thief.
14. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting lost? A wanderer.
15. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting into trouble? A renegade.
16. What do you call a Hunter who’s always making jokes? A pun-isher.
17. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting killed by the same enemy? A target practice.
18. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting revived by their teammates? A lifesaver.
19. What do you call a Hunter who’s always getting the last laugh? A joker.
20. What do you call a Hunter who’s always finding the best loot? A treasure hunter.