114+ Genshin Puns That'll Make You Bennett-Over Laughing!

Hey there, fellow adventurers! Welcome to our Genshin Puns extravaganza, where laughter and Teyvat collide. Get ready for a whirlwind of wit and humor that will leave you rolling on the floor like a slime after a Pyro attack.We’ve scoured the vast lands of Teyvat, from the serene Inazuma to the bustling Liyue, and collected the most side-splitting puns that will tickle your funny bone and resonate with every Genshin enthusiast out there. We’ve got puns that will make you chuckle, groan, and laugh out loud, proving that even the most epic RPGs can’t resist a healthy dose of humor.So, grab your favorite beverage, settle into your most comfortable Adventurers’ Guild chair, and prepare to embark on a literary journey filled with puns that will leave an unforgettable mark on your gaming memories. Let’s dive right in and explore the Genshin puns that will make you the life of any party in Teyvat and beyond!

The Inazuma Eleven

What do you call an electrical shortage in an Inazuma match? A power outage!
What’s an Inazuma player’s favorite type of music? Electric rock!
What do you get when you cross a soccer ball with a lightning bolt? An Inazuma Eleven!
What’s the difference between an Inazuma forward and a ninja? One’s always striking!
What’s the best way to improve your Inazuma team? Get a head start! ⚽️
What do you call an Inazuma player with a good sense of humor? A joker!
What’s the worst thing about an Inazuma Eleven game? It’s always electrifying!
What do you call an Inazuma player who’s always late? A slow starter! ⏰
What’s an Inazuma player’s favorite type of training? Thunderbolts!
What do you call an Inazuma player who’s always getting injured? A lightning rod!⚡️
What’s the best way to win an Inazuma match? Score a sparkler!
What do you call an Inazuma player who’s always sleepy? A snoozer!
What’s the best way to celebrate an Inazuma victory? With a victory bolt!
What do you call an Inazuma player who’s always making mistakes? A blunderer!
What’s the best way to motivate an Inazuma team? Give them a spark!
What do you call an Inazuma player who’s always complaining? A whiner!
What’s the worst thing about being an Inazuma manager? Having to deal with all the shocks!
What’s the best way to show your support for Inazuma Eleven? Wear a lightning bolt!

Mora-ling of the Story

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 🐆
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why was the equal sign so humble? He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else!
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time! ⌚
Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? He had a byte in his neck!
What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! 🌳
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired! 🚲
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe! 🐝
Why did the student eat his homework? He wanted to improve his grades!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? He had a byte in his neck!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘

Childe-ing the Night Away

What do you call a baby that’s always on the go? A toddler-coaster!
Why did the baby take a nap on the swing? To get rocked to sleep!
What do you call a baby that loves to swim? A minnow-mer! 👶🐠
What do you call a baby that’s always getting into trouble? A little devil-in!
Why did the baby get a new crib? Because he was tired of his old one!
What do you call a baby that’s always playing with its food? A spit-fire!
What do you call a baby that’s always sleepy? A doze-off!
Why did the baby get lost in the supermarket? Because he couldn’t find his mommy’s cart!
What do you call a baby that’s always happy? A joyrider!
What do you call a baby that’s always getting into mischief? A little stinker! 🦨
Why did the baby get a new car seat? Because he was tired of sitting in a highchair!
What do you call a baby that’s always getting dirty? A mud-pie!
Why did the baby get a new blanket? Because he was tired of his old one!
What do you call a baby that’s always getting into fights? A pugilist! 🥊
Why did the baby get a new diaper? Because he kept having blowouts! 👶💨
What do you call a baby that’s always smiling? A cheester! 🧀
What do you call a baby that’s always making faces? A giggle-box!
Why did the baby get a new babysitter? Because the old one was a bit of a creeper! 👀
What do you call a baby that’s always getting into things? A little explorer! 🔎
Why did the baby get a new bedtime story? Because he was tired of his old one!

Zhongli’s Rock-Solid Puns

What do you call Zhongli when he’s at the beach? 🪨 Salty
Why did Zhongli get lost in the grocery store? 🪨 Because he couldn’t find the aisle for rocks
What’s Zhongli’s favorite type of music? 🪨 Rock and roll 🤘
What do you call a Zhongli with no arms? 🪨 A stalagmite
What do you call a Zhongli with a bad attitude? 🪨 A granite
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always in a good mood? 🪨 A happy boulder
What’s Zhongli’s favorite dance move? 🪨 The Limbo 🕺
Why did Zhongli cross the road? 🪨 To get to the other side of the canyon
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always getting into trouble? 🪨 A juvenile delinquent 🪨😂
What’s Zhongli’s favorite game? 🪨 Rock, paper, scissors
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always bragging? 🪨 A loudmouth
What’s Zhongli’s favorite type of drink? 🪨 A stony cold brew ☕
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always sleeping? 🪨 A rock n’ rollin’ snorefest 💤
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always yawning? 🪨 A gaping gargoyle
What’s Zhongli’s favorite movie? 🪨 The Rocky Horror Picture Show
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always on the go? 🪨 A rolling stone
Why did Zhongli get a speeding ticket? 🪨 Because he was caught driving over a boulder
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always complaining? 🪨 A whiny boulder
What’s Zhongli’s favorite animal? 🪨 A pet rock 🐶
What do you call a Zhongli who’s always late? 🪨 A slowpoke 🐌

Bennett’s Adventure-Filled Chuckles

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 😁
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why is a tennis ball fuzzy? Because it’s been served repeatedly.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
Why did the baker get arrested? For kneading the dough. 😂
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
Why is a tennis ball fuzzy? Because it’s been served repeatedly.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
Why did the baker get arrested? For kneading the dough.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🤣
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.

Ei’m Feeling a Little Shocked

What do you call an electrician who’s always shocking everyone? A “live wire”
Why did the electrical outlet get a speeding ticket? It was caught doing 110⚡
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

Amber’s Aim-tastic Puns

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
🎯 Why did the archer get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t have a good aim-sight. 🎯
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🤦‍♂️
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
What do you call a person who’s always taking things apart? A de-constructor.
What do you call a person who’s always making bad puns? A pun-derful.
What do you call a person who’s always getting lost? A mapless.
What do you call a person who’s always making up stories? A fibber.
What do you call a person who’s always getting into trouble? A problem child.
What do you call a person who’s always making jokes? A comedian.
What do you call a person who’s always getting married? A serial monogamist.

Noelle’s Cleaning-tastic Jokes

What do you call a clean ghost? A poltergeist!
Why did the janitor get a new mop? Because the old one kept sweeping him off his feet!
What do you call a vacuum cleaner that’s always making fun of you? A heckler cleaner! 🧹
Why did the broom go to the chiropractor? Because it was feeling a little “swept” away!
What do you call a vacuum cleaner that’s always hungry? A dust bunny muncher! 🧹
Why did the mop get a promotion? Because it was a head and shoulders above the rest!
What do you call a cleaning lady who’s always in a good mood? A happy housecleaner!
Why did the mop go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little “run down!”
What do you call a vacuum cleaner that’s always getting into trouble? A rogue cleaner!
Why did the cleaning lady get a new toothbrush? Because she wanted to give her germs a fresh start!
What do you call a cleaning lady who’s always running late? A procrastinator cleaner!
Why did the dust bunny get a job at the library? Because it was always “booked!” 📚
What do you call a cleaning lady who’s always using the latest technology? A techno cleaner! 📱
Why did the broom get a new handle? Because it was feeling a little “handle-less!”
What do you call a cleaning lady who’s always singing? A melody maid! 🎤
Why did the mop get a new mop head? Because it was feeling a little “mop-ish!”
What do you call a cleaning lady who’s always taking breaks? A procrastinator cleaner!
Why did the bucket get a new lid? Because it was feeling a little “uncovered!”
What do you call a cleaning lady who’s always making mistakes? An error cleaner! 🧹
Why did the broom get a new job? Because it was tired of being a “sweeper!”

Diluc’s Fire-y Humor

What do you call Diluc’s favorite tavern game? Flame-ing darts! 🔥🔥🔥
Why did Diluc become a chef? Because he wanted to cook up some pyro puns! 🍳🔥
What do you get when you cross Diluc with a candle? A meltdown! 🔥🕯️
Why is Diluc’s favorite holiday Independence Day? Because he gets to fire off his fireworks! 💥🎆
What did Diluc say when he saw a Pyro Slime? “Ember-assing!” 🔥✨
Why did Diluc start a campfire? Because he wanted to warm up his chilled puns! ❄️⛄🔥
What do you call Diluc’s special attack? Flame-nado! 🔥🌪️
Why did Diluc get fired from the blacksmith’s guild? Because he kept making flaming swords! ⚒️🔥
What do you get when you give Diluc too much coffee? A pyromaniac! ☕🔥💥
Why did Diluc join the Avengers? Because he’s the Pyro King! 🔥🤴

Hu Tao’s Spooktacular Puns

What do you call a ghost who’s afraid of everything? 👻 A spooktacular chicken!
Why did the ghost get lost? 👻 Because it couldn’t find its boo!
What do you call a group of ghosts singing? 👻 A choir of spooks!
Why did the ghost take a break from haunting? 👻 It needed a “spirit” break!
What do you call a ghost who can’t decide what to wear? 👻 A ghoul with a wardrobe malfunction!
What do you call a ghost who’s always getting into trouble? 👻 A ghostly troublemaker!
What do you call a ghost who loves to party? 👻 A dancer with a “spirit” for the night!
Why did the ghost get a job as a teacher? 👻 To give students a “spook”tacular education!
What do you call a ghost who’s always late? 👻 A phantom procrastinator!
Why did the ghost join the army? 👻 To fight for its “spirits”!
What do you call a ghost who’s always telling bad jokes? 👻 A groan with the “spirit” of humor!
Why did the ghost cross the cemetery? 👻 To get to the other “side”!
What do you call a ghost who’s good at math? 👻 An algebra ghost!
Why did the ghost become a farmer? 👻 To “stalk” his crops!
What do you call a ghost who’s always complaining? 👻 A “whin”ing phantom!
Why did the ghost start a band? 👻 To make “spooky” music!
What do you call a ghost who’s always getting into fights? 👻 A “phantom” brawler!
Why did the ghost get arrested? 👻 For being a “spook”y lawbreaker!
What do you call a ghost who’s always crying? 👻 A “wailing” wraith!
Why did the ghost join a yoga class? 👻 To learn how to “re-lax” its afterlife!

Kazuha’s Breezy Banter

Why did Kazuha love going to the beach? Because the sound of the waves was a real “breeze” to her ears! 🌊
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always getting into trouble? A “gale-force troublemaker”! 🌬️
Why are Kazuha’s jokes so windy? Because they’re always a “breeze” to laugh at! 😂
How do you know when Kazuha has been cooking? Because there’s always a “whiff” in the air! 💨
What do you call a Kazuha with a lot of energy? A “gust” of fun! 🌪️
Why is Kazuha always so cool and collected? Because she has a “breeze” of confidence! 😎
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always running around? A “hurricane” of activity! 🏃‍♀️💨
Why are Kazuha’s jokes so witty? Because they’re always “blown” away by her creativity! 🤯
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always on the go? A “tornado” of adventure! 🌪️✨
Why does Kazuha love to play with her friends? Because they’re always a “breeze” to be around! 😊
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always making puns? A “windbag” of laughter! 🌬️😂
Why is Kazuha so good at solving problems? Because she always has a “gust” of inspiration! 💡💨
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always laughing? A “whirlwind” of joy! 😁🌪️
Why are Kazuha’s jokes so uplifting? Because they’re always a “blast” of happiness! 😆
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always helping others? A “breeze” of kindness! 😇🌬️
Why is Kazuha so popular? Because she has a “breezy” personality that attracts everyone! 😊🌟
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always giving advice? A “gust” of wisdom! 💨🧠
Why is Kazuha so successful? Because she always has the “wind” at her back! 🌊💪
What do you call a Kazuha who’s always traveling? A “globe-trotting” breeze! 🌎💨
Why is Kazuha so unforgettable? Because she always leaves a “breeze” in everyone’s memory! 😊✨

Ganyu’s Cold-Hearted Quips

What do you call a Ganyu who always tells puns? A snow-blower!
What’s Ganyu’s favorite way to cool down? By making ice puns! ❄️
Why did Ganyu decide to become an author? Because she had a lot of frost-worthy stories to tell!
What do you call Ganyu when she’s wearing mittens? An icicle-mite!
What’s Ganyu’s favorite kind of ginger ale? Perma-frost!
Why did Ganyu get a cold? Because she was always hanging around in the freezer!
What do you call Ganyu when she’s really cold? A shiver-licious cyro-bunny!
What’s Ganyu’s favorite part of winter? The flurry-est parts! ❄️
Why did Ganyu get lost in the ice cave? Because she kept getting lost in her frost-puns!
What do you call a Ganyu who’s always late? A snow-flake!
Why did Ganyu cross the icy road? To get to the other ice-cream! 🍦
What do you call Ganyu when she’s eating icy treats? A frosty-licious bunny! ❄️
Why did Ganyu get detention? Because she kept making snow puns in class!
What do you call a Ganyu who loves to make icy puns? A snow-pun-baller!
Why did Ganyu get kicked out of the ice rink? Because she kept making icy puns! ⛸️
What do you call a Ganyu who’s always cold? A shivering cyro-cone! ❄️
Why did Ganyu get a brain freeze? Because she ate too many ice puns! 🍦
What do you call a Ganyu who loves to play in the snow? A snow-tastic bunny! ❄️
Why did Ganyu get a snow globe? Because she wanted to keep her cold jokes close to her!
What do you call a Ganyu who’s always freezing? A frost-bite bunny! ❄️

Shenhe’s Glacial Gags

Shenhe’s jokes are so cold, they make cryo slimes shiver.
Her puns freeze opponents in their tracks, leaving them with a glacial headache.
Her cryo jokes are so sharp, they could shatter a hilichurl’s shield.
Shenhe’s got jokes that are as icy as her popsicles.
Her puns are like a snowstorm, swirling and leaving everyone in a cold daze.
Her jokes are so Frostbearing, they make even Qiqi chuckle.
They say Shenhe’s jokes are so cold, they could turn a Pyro Abyss Mage into a Popsicle. ❄️
Her quips are so icy, they make the Fatui Cryo Cicin Mages green with envy.
When Shenhe makes a pun, even the Ruin Guards shiver.
Her puns are so icy, they give Cryo Regisvines freezer burn.
Shenhe’s jokes are so chill, they make Diona cry tears of frost.
Her puns are so glacial, they make Sheer Cold feel like a warm breeze.
Her jokes are so frosty, they make even Klee’s bombs explode into snowflakes.
Shenhe’s puns are so cold, they make Ganyu’s icicles melt in laughter.
When Shenhe tells a joke, even Childe takes a break from battling to crack a smile.
Her puns are so icy, they make the Cryo Archon shiver in delight.
Shenhe’s jokes are so chill, they make Hydro Mimics freeze in their tracks.
Her puns are so cold, they make the Pyro Regisvine turn into a Cryo Regisvine.
Shenhe’s jokes are so glacial, they make Boreas seek shelter indoors.
When Shenhe tells a joke, even the Abyss Heralds laugh so hard, their abyssal shards shatter.

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114+ Genshin Puns That’ll Make You Bennett-Over Laughing!