157+ Ghostbusters Puns That Will Bust Your Gut!

Prepare yourself for a spectral extravaganza of puns that will tickle your ectoplasmic funny bone!

Are you haunted by humor? Do you find yourself giggling at the sight of a translucent jester? Then you’re in the right ‘spirit’ for a journey into the world of ghostbusters puns. From ethereal wordplay to ghastly one-liners, we’ve got a ‘boo-tiful’ collection of puns that will make you cackle like a banshee. So, grab your proton packs and get ready for a side-splitting adventure filled with ghostly puns that will make you say, “I ain’t ‘fraid of no puns!”

Join us as we explore the paranormal realm of comedy, where the deadpan delivery of a specter meets the quick wit of a seasoned punster. We’ll cover everything from the ‘spirit’ of laughter to the ‘boo-tiful’ art of ghost-themed humor. Whether you’re a seasoned paranormal investigator or a novice in the world of puns, we invite you to embark on this laughter-inducing expedition. So, fasten your spectral seatbelts and prepare for a pun-tastic ride that will leave you howling at the moon!

Who do you call when you need a paranormal pest controller?

1. A spectral exterminator 👻
2. A boo-tiful bug banisher 👻
3. A ghostbuster with a magic wand ✨
4. A phantom pest preventer 💀
5. A haunting housecleaner 🧹
6. A paranormal pest protector 🛡️
7. A spirit swatter 🦟
8. A wraith repellent 🚫
9. A ghost-ridder 👻🛡️
10. An ectoplasmic exterminator 👻
11. A supernatural sanitation specialist 🧹✨
12. A spooktacular bug buster 👻
13. A haunting house healer 👨‍⚕️
14. A poltergeist pest preventer 🚫
15. A phantom pest patrol 🚓
16. A spectral sanitation specialist 🧹
17. A wraith-repellent ranger 🛡️🚫
18. A paranormal pest protector 🛡️👻
19. A spirit swatter with a magic wand ✨🦟
20. A boo-tiful bug banisher with a spectral spray 👻

Ghostbusters!

1. What do you call a ghost with a degree in engineering? A ghoul engineer.
2. Why did the ghost go to the hardware store? To get a boo-tiful showerhead.
3. What do you call a ghost who can’t make up their mind? A spook with a split personality.
4. Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.
5. What do you get when you cross a ghost and a vacuum cleaner? A suck-up ghost. 👻
6. Why was the ghost afraid to cross the road? Because it didn’t want to get run over by a bus.
7. What do you call a ghost that’s always late? A phantom procrastinator.
8. Why are ghosts so good at keeping secrets? Because they can’t tell a ghoul.
9. What do you call a ghost that’s always getting into trouble? A haunting delinquent.
10. Why did the ghost get lost? Because it didn’t have a ghost-tuitive system.
11. What do you call a ghost that’s always trying to get a free ride? A hitch-hiking spectre.
12. Why don’t ghosts play poker? Because they always have a full house.
13. What do you get when you mix a ghost and a skeleton? A boo-tiful bone-anza. 👻
14. Why are ghosts so good at bowling? Because they can strike anyone down.
15. What do you call a ghost that’s always on the go? A phantom commuter.
16. Why don’t ghosts ever get tired? Because they’re already dead.
17. What do you call a ghost that’s always trying to find a date? A boo-tiful ghoul. 👻
18. Why did the ghost get a speeding ticket? Because it was driving a hearse too fast.
19. What do you call a ghost that’s always in the garden? A haunting horticulturalist.
20. Why don’t ghosts like fast food? Because they’re afraid of being deep-fried.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a comedian?

1. A “spooktacular” performance
2. Laughter that haunts you
3. Jokes to make you “die” laughing
4. “Ghostly” good humor
5. A “skele-ton” of giggles
6. “Haunting” hilarious jokes
7. “Boo”-tiful puns
8. A “spectral” sense of humor
9. Jokes that will make you scream with laughter 💀
10. Laughter that’s “out of this ghoul” 💀
11. A “spirited” performance
12. Jokes that are “grave”ly entertaining
13. “Frightfully” funny
14. A “supernatural” sense of humor
15. Jokes to make you “tomb” over laughing
16. A “ghostly” good time
17. Laughter that will “haunt” your memory
18. Puns that are “possessed” with laughter
19. Jokes that are “spooky” and silly
20. A “ghoulishly” good time

A boo-tiful pun!

1. What do you call a beautiful ghost? A boo-tiful spirit!
2. Why did the skeleton want an umbrella? ‘Cause it was raining bones!
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
4. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
6. Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
7. What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest!
8. Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it was time to stop horsing around!
9. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
10. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
11. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. What do you call a person who’s afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic!
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
16. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
18. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
19. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he’s such a fun guy!
20. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato!

What do you call a ghost with no body?

1. A spooky spirit!
2. A Casper! 👻
3. A phantom with no dance partner
4. A soul with no substance
5. An apparition without a body to haunt
6. A ghost that’s all head and no body!
7. A specter that’s all air and no matter
8. An ethereal being with a hole in its core
9. A ghost with no “body” to spare
10. A specter that’s all about the mind over matter 🧠
11. A phantom that’s got no bones to pick with you
12. A ghost that’s a real pain in the… nothing
13. A spirit that’s got a lot on its mind, but no body to go with it
14. A ghost that’s all about the afterlife, but not the afterbody
15. A phantom that’s got a lot of soul, but no body to put it in
16. A ghost that’s all about the haunting, but no body to haunt
17. A specter that’s got a lot of tricks up its… nowhere
18. A phantom that’s got a lot of scares up its… nothing
19. A ghost that’s got a lot of surprises up its… sleeve?
20. A specter that’s got a lot of laughs up its… ghost hole 👻🕳️

A disembodied spirit!

1. What do you call a ghost with no body? A disembodied spirit!👻
2. Why did the ghost get lost? Because he couldn’t find his boo!
3. What do you call a ghost that’s always getting into trouble? A poltergeist!
4. Why did the ghost get a tattoo? To show off his spirit!
5. What do you call a ghost that’s always cold? A shiveree!
6. Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side… of the world!🌏
7. What do you call a ghost that loves to dance? A spooktacular dancer!
8. Why did the ghost take the elevator? Because he was feeling low!
9. What do you call a ghost that’s always late? A phantom procrastinator!
10. Why didn’t the ghost go to the party? Because he was a-boo-ful!
11. What do you call a ghost that’s always getting sick? A haunt with a cold!
12. Why did the ghost go to the gym? To buff up his phantom!🏋️‍♀️
13. What do you call a ghost that’s always getting lost? A spectral wanderer!
14. Why did the ghost get a job at the library? So he could haunt the stacks!📚
15. What do you call a ghost that’s always making jokes? A spooktacular comedian!
16. Why was the ghost so good at basketball? Because he always had a free throw!🏀
17. What do you call a ghost that’s always getting into trouble? A ghostly delinquent!🚫
18. Why did the ghost get a pet? Because he was lonely and wanted a boo-tiful companion!🐕‍🦺
19. What do you call a ghost that’s always getting lost? A phantom drifter!🗺️
20. Why did the ghost get a tattoo? To show off his afterlife style!🎨

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a mime?

1. Boo-tiful, a truly silent film star 👻🎭
2. A sheet-acular performer who never says a boo 👻🎭
3. A haunting act that’s all about actions, not words 👻🎭
4. A spirit who moved the audience to silence 👻🎭
5. A ghostwriter who won an award for keeping mum 👻🎭
6. A ghostly apparition who vanished without a word 👻🎭
7. A phantom performer who left the crowd speechless 👻🎭
8. A spirit who walked out on stage and the audience just froze 👻🎭
9. A ghost who made a haunting entrance but didn’t utter a peep 👻🎭
10. A mime who made a spectral appearance 🎭👻
11. A ghost who couldn’t keep a secret 🤫👻
12. A mime who was so good, he could make a ghost laugh 😂🎭
13. A ghost who was a real party animal 🎉👻
14. A mime who was haunted by his past 🎭👻
15. A ghost who was always losing his head 😱👻
16. A mime who couldn’t stop boo-ing 👻🎭
17. A ghost who was a real joker 🃏👻
18. A mime who made the audience vanish into thin air 🌬️🎭
19. A ghost who was afraid of the dark 👻🔦
20. A mime who had a ghostly sense of humor 👻🎭

An invisible performer!

1. Why did the mime get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way around.
2. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch. 👻
3. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
4. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
7. How do you make a glow stick shine? Crack it up.
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ⛄️
9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
10. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
11. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
12. What do you call a deer with no eyes? A no-eye deer.
13. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still a no-eye deer.
14. What do you call a horse with no legs? A glue.
15. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
16. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still a no-eye deer.
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes and no legs? A flounder.
18. What do you call a tree with no leaves? A stick.
19. What do you call a cow with a broken leg? Ground beef. 🐄
20. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no antlers? A stick.

What’s a ghost’s favorite ride?

• Why did the ghost go to the library? To check out some boo-ks! 👻
• What’s a ghost’s favorite snack? Spook-hetti!
• Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other haunt!
• What do you call a ghost with no arms and no legs? A boob tube!
• What do you call a ghost in a jar? A haunting surprise!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Trap!
• Why are ghosts so bad at keeping secrets? Because they’re always telling their ghoul-friends!
• What do you call a group of ghosts playing music? A boo-band!
• Why did the ghost get kicked out of the club? Because he was too sheet-faced!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite kind of dance? The Thriller!
• Why did the ghost get lost in the mall? Because he couldn’t find his boo-tique! 👻
• What do you call a ghost that can’t swim? A sinker!
• Why did the ghost go to the psychiatrist? Because he was feeling a little haunt-ed!
• What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? A boo-nana! 🍌
• Why did the ghost get a tattoo? To look boo-tiful! 👻
• What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin!
• Why did the ghost cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
• What do you call a ghost with no body? A headless horseman!
• Why did the ghost get a job at a grocery store? To handle the boo-nana department! 🍌

A boo-gie board!

1. What do you call a boogie board that’s always in trouble? A rebel-board!
2. Why did the surfer take his boogie board to the bank? To make a wave-draft! 🌊
3. What do you call a boogie board that’s always breaking? A wave- breaker!
4. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting lost? A rip-tide!
5. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting into accidents? A crash-board!
6. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting stuck? A sand-trap!
7. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting stolen? A wave-jacker! 🌊
8. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting ignored? A wave-ignore!
9. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting replaced? A wave-runner!
10. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting repaired? A wave-fix!
11. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by kids? A wave-rider!
12. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by adults? A wave-master!
13. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by beginners? A wave-trainer!
14. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by experts? A wave-warrior!
15. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by professionals? A wave-legend!
16. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by celebrities? A wave-star! 🌊
17. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by billionaires? A wave-millionaire!
18. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by royalty? A wave-king!
19. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by the President? A wave-leader!
20. What do you call a boogie board that’s always getting used by the Pope? A wave-pope!

What do you call a ghost who’s always getting into trouble?

1. A phantom of the trouble
2. A poltergeist with a mischievous streak 👻
3. A specter that’s always up to no ghoul 👻
4. A haunting that’s always on the run
5. A wraith that’s always getting caught
6. A spirit that’s always in detention 📚
7. A ghost that’s always booking it 🏃
8. A specter that’s always making a scene 🎭
9. A ghoul that’s always getting into a pickle 🥒
10. A wraith that’s always getting spooked 👻
11. A phantom that’s always getting into hot water 🔥
12. A ghost that’s always getting the short end of the stick 🧹
13. A specter that’s always getting lost in the fog 🌫️
14. A phantom that’s always getting its wires crossed 🔌
15. A wraith that’s always getting its chains rattled 💀
16. A ghoul that’s always getting its feathers ruffled 🪶
17. A ghost that’s always getting its sheets twisted 🛏️
18. A wraith that’s always getting its tail in a knot 🪢
19. A phantom that’s always getting its head stuck in the clouds ☁️
20. A ghost that’s always getting its act together 🎭

A polter-geist!

1. What do you call a ghost that can’t decide where to go? A polter-geist-less.
2. Why did the poltergeist get lost? Because he couldn’t find his Boo!👻
3. What do you get when you cross a poltergeist and a vacuum cleaner? A spooky clean house!
4. How does a poltergeist make coffee? With a hauntingly good brew.
5. Why was the poltergeist so popular? Because everyone wanted to boo!
6. What do you call a poltergeist who’s always out of tune? A spectral-ly dissonant entity.
7. What do you get when you combine a poltergeist and a disco? A spirit that dances the night away!
8. Why did the poltergeist join a choir? To sing haunting harmonies!
9. What do you call a poltergeist who loves to play pranks? A jester-geist!
10. How do you scare a poltergeist? With a boo-tiful ghost story!
11. Why did the poltergeist get a cold? From drafting through a window pane!
12. What do you call a poltergeist who’s always late? A phantom procrastinator.
13. Why was the poltergeist so shy? Because he was afraid of his own shadow.
14. What do you get when you cross a poltergeist and a comedian? A spectral stand-up routine!
15. Why did the poltergeist become a chef? To make haunted dishes!
16. What do you call a poltergeist who loves to party? A spectral raver.
17. Why was the poltergeist so good at hiding? Because he was an expert at disappearing acts!
18. What do you get when you cross a poltergeist and a lazy person? A haunted couch potato.
19. Why did the poltergeist get a flu shot? To avoid catching a ghostly virus!
20. What do you call a poltergeist who’s always getting into trouble? A spectral delinquent.

What do you call a ghost who’s always bragging?

1. A show-off spirit
2. A ghoul-digger
3. A phantom braggart
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4. A poltergeist with a big ego
5. A haunting egotist
6. A spooky self-promoter
7. A supernatural narcissist
8. A spectral self-praiser
9. A rattling windbag
10. A vaporous braggart
11. A disembodied boaster
12. A haunting loudmouth
13. A ghost with a case of big head
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14. A spectral windbag
15. A bragging banshee
16. A garrulous ghoul
17. A boasting boo
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18. A talkative specter
19. A narcissistic phantom
20. A spectral egomaniac

A show-off spirit!

1. Why did the ghost go to the show-off party? To drop its sheet!
2. What do you call a spirit that loves to perform? A spooktacular!
3. How does a show-off ghost introduce itself? “Boo-tiful!”
4. Why did the vampire become a famous magician? Because he could vanish in a puff of smoke!
5. What does a show-off werewolf say after a full moon? “Hair today, howl tomorrow!”
6. Why don’t witches like show-offs? Because they’re hex-ibitionists!
7. What do you call a spirit that loves to show off its tricks? A “flaunt-asmagoria”! 👻
8. Why did the zombie wear sunglasses? To hide its boo-boos!
9. What do you call a show-off ghost with a bad attitude? A “spectre-cular jerk”!
10. Why did the witch lose her license? Because she was caught flying under the influence of her cauldron!
11. What do you call a vampire who loves to brag? A “Dracula-braggadocio”!
12. Why did the ghost get fired from the haunted house? Because it was too showy!
13. What do you call a show-off spirit that loves to scare people? A “boo-tiful freak”! 👻
14. Why did the werewolf join a talent show? To show off its howling abilities!
15. What do you call a ghost that loves to dance? A “boo-gieman”!
16. Why did the witch get a boob job? To make her “hocus pocus” more “hunky dory”!
17. What do you call a zombie that loves to show off its makeup? A “walking dread”!
18. Why did the ghost get a traffic ticket? Because it was driving under the spirits-influence!
19. What do you call a show-off ghost that only appears in the moonlight? A “lunar-tic”!
20. Why did the zombie get banned from the cemetery? Because it kept tripping over its tombstones!

Rosana C. Nogueira

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