149+ Hairdressing Puns That Will Have You Dye-ing of Laughter!

Get ready to laugh your follicles off with our uproarious collection of hairdressing puns! We’ve got every type of hair-itage joke imaginable, from dye-hard humor to perm-a-grin puns. Whether you’re a salon professional or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, you’re sure to find something to split your sides.Our hair-raising headlines will comb your hair into submission, while our dye-hard jokes will leave you howling with laughter. We’ve got puns that will curl your lips into a perm-a-grin, and salon-vated humor that’s worth cutting and styling. Our snippy jokes will trim down the laughter, and our hair today, pun tomorrow puns are timeless hair-related humor.We’ve also got bang-on puns that hit the mark, dye-ing to laugh puns for colorful personalities, and hair-we-go jokes that will take you on a road to hilarious hair. Our shear delight jokes cut above the rest, and our split-ting sides puns will part your hair with laughter.Curl up with our curl-up classics and let the jokes bounce around your head. Our straight-up puns are no hairbrained humor, and our hair-itage jokes are timeless laughs for every generation.So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our hairdressing puns and let the laughter begin! Prepare yourself for a follicular frenzy of fun that will leave you with a head full of giggles.

Hair-Raising Headlines: Puns That’ll Comb Your Hair

What do you call a bad haircut? A follicle disaster.
Why don’t barbers like windy days? Because it’s a hair-raising experience.
What do you call a barber who makes house calls? A cut above the rest.
Why are barbers so good at listening? Because they’re always cutting hair.
What do you call a barber who’s always late? A hair-apparent. 🏰
Why did the barber go to the bank? To make a hair-raising withdrawal.
What’s the difference between a barber and a butcher? One trims the hair, the other trims the meat.
How do barbers keep their scissors sharp? They razor blade them.
What do you call a barber who’s also a doctor? A hair surgeon. 🩺
What do you call a barber who’s always complaining? A whiner.
Why are barbers so good at cutting hair? Because they have a cut-throat business.
What do you call a barber who’s always in a hurry? A rush barber. ⏰
Why did the barber get a perm? To straighten out his curls. 🦱
What do you call a barber who’s always making mistakes? A hair-brained surgeon.
Why did the barber lose his job? Because he kept making split ends.
What do you call a barber who’s always late? A hair-apparent. 🏰
What do you call a barber who’s a bit strange? A hair-oddess.
Why did the barber go to the library? To check out some new hair-do’s. 📚
What do you call a barber who’s really good at his job? A cut above the rest.
What do you call a barber who’s always tired? A hair-y busy. 😴

Dye-Hard Jokes: For Those Who Love a Good Laugh and Hair Dye

What do you call a hairdresser who uses a lot of bleach? A dye-hard punster! 💁‍♀️
Why did the brunette dye her hair blonde? Because she was tired of being a dye-sguise! 👱‍♀️
What do you call a hairdresser who’s always late? A hair-dyer slacker! 😴
Why did the hair dye go to the party? To make a dye-namic entrance! 🎉
What do you call a hairdresser with a bad dye job? A hair-dye-saster! ✂️
Why did the hair dye run away from the salon? Because it was tired of being root-ed! 🏃‍♀️
What do you call a hair dye that’s always blue? A dye-smal! 🔵
Why did the hair dye get arrested? Because it was caught red-handed! 🚨
What do you call a hair dye that’s always in a good mood? A dye-lightful! ☀️
Why did the hair dye get a promotion? Because it was a dye-hard worker! 💼
What do you call a hair dye that’s always on the go? A dye-gon-the-run! 💨
Why did the hair dye get a makeover? Because it was tired of being the same old dye! 💄
What do you call a hair dye that’s always in a bad mood? A dye-stresser! 😫
Why did the hair dye cross the road? To get to the other dye-side! 🐔
What do you call a hair dye that’s always telling jokes? A dye-haired comedian! 🎭
Why did the hair dye get into a fight? Because it was feeling a little dye-pressed! 😡
What do you call a hair dye that’s always on time? A dye-punctual! ⌚
Why did the hair dye go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little dye-seased! 🤒
What do you call a hair dye that’s always making mistakes? A dye-saster! 🤦‍♀️
Why did the hair dye go to the beach? To get a dye-sun! 🏖️

Perm-a-Grin: Jokes That Will Curl Your Lips

Why did the perm go to the hairstylist? To get a root canal!
What do you call a perm that’s always in a good mood? A perm-a-grin! 😁
What do you get when you cross a perm with a cactus? A hair-raising experience!
Why did the perm cross the road? To get to the other perm-ament store!
What do you call a perm that’s always late? A perm-a-nine!
What do you call a perm that’s always in a hurry? A perm-a-rush!
Why did the perm get a perm? To look perm-fect!
What do you call a perm that’s always getting into trouble? A perm-a-bad influence!
Why did the perm go to the doctor? Because it was feeling perm-anently ill!
What do you call a perm that’s always making jokes? A perm-a-comedian! 😂
Why did the perm go to the bank? To get a perm-anent loan!
What do you call a perm that’s always getting lost? A perm-a-wanderer!
Why did the perm take a bath? To get perm-perfectly clean!
What do you call a perm that’s always singing? A perm-a-karaoke superstar! 🎶
Why did the perm get a perm? Because it wanted to look perm-a-nently fabulous!
What do you call a perm that’s always in a good mood? A perm-a-happy camper!
Why did the perm go to the library? To get perm-ission to read!
What do you call a perm that’s always making mistakes? A perm-a-repeat offender!
Why did the perm go to the store? To buy perm-anent goods!
What do you call a perm that’s always breaking the rules? A perm-a-rule breaker! 😈

Salon-Vated Humor: Puns Worth Cutting and Styling

Why did the hairdresser get lost? Because she took a wrong turn at the shampoo!
What do you call a lazy hairstylist? A comb-ative worker!
What do you get when you cross a barber and a musician? A cut above the rest!
Why did the hairbrush get arrested? For being a comb-atant!
What’s the difference between a good barber and a great barber? The great barber knows your follicles!
Why did the hairdresser quit her job? Because she was tired of cutting it! 💇‍♂️✂️
What do you call a hairstylist who’s always late? A hair-apparent procrastinator!
Why did the barber shave his head? To set a clipper example!
What do you get when you cross a hairdresser with a vampire? A styling nightmare!
🔟 What do you call a hairstylist who’s always on the go? A perm-anent traveler!
1️⃣1️⃣ Why did the hair dryer get a big head? Because it was full of hot air! 🔥
1️⃣2️⃣ What do you call a hairstylist who’s always in a bad mood? A hair-raising experience!
1️⃣3️⃣ Why did the scissors run away from the barber? Because they were afraid of getting snipped! ✂️🏃‍♂️
1️⃣4️⃣ What do you call a hairstylist who’s always making mistakes? A scalp-el!
1️⃣5️⃣ Why did the comb get arrested? Because it was caught brushing with the wrong crowd! 🚔👮‍♂️
1️⃣6️⃣ What do you call a hairstylist who’s always on time? A clip-percise artist!
1️⃣7️⃣ Why did the hairspray get tired? Because it was holding everything in place! 🙃
1️⃣8️⃣ What do you call a hairstylist who’s always making excuses? A hair-brained scheme!
1️⃣9️⃣ Why did the bobby pin get lost? Because it couldn’t find its hair! 📍
2️⃣0️⃣ What do you call a hairstylist who’s always telling jokes? A hair-raising comedian! 💇‍♂️😂

Snippy Jokes: Trimming Down the Laughter

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🎃
Why is it hard to trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. 👻
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the computer go bankrupt? Because it didn’t have any cents.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐙
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you call a person who’s always in trouble? A walking disaster.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. 🤡
Why is it hard to trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🎃
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the computer go bankrupt? Because it didn’t have any cents.
What do you call a person who’s always in trouble? A walking disaster.

Hair Today, Pun Tomorrow: Timeless Hair-Related Humor

Comb-ing through these puns is a real hair-raising experience! 💇‍♀️
Don’t be a follicle-minded fool, embrace the hair-itage of humor! 🤪
I’m not lion, these puns are mane-ly hilarious! 🦁
Dye-ing to hear some more? I’ve got a whole dye-versity of them! 🌈
Split ends my nerves, but these puns braid together a smile! 😊
Root for puns like these, they’re a real hair-loom! 🌾
Hair-larious! These puns have me in stitches! 😂
They say blondes have more fun, but these puns are a-brunette-ly funny! 👱‍♀️
I’m a hair-stylist to the stars, and these puns are out of this world! 🚀
Ready to be bald-headed with laughter? These puns are a cut above the rest! 🦲
Shear-ious humor ahead! Prepare to have a hair-raising good time! 🪒
Don’t get tangled up in the details, just enjoy the puns! 💆‍♀️
These puns curl my hair with laughter! 🤭
Don’t curl up into a ball, these puns are here to blow-dry your bad mood! 💁‍♀️
Conditioner your sense of humor with these follicle-friendly jokes! 🧴
Trim the fat from your day with these witty puns!✂️
Comb-in’ the comedy, one pun at a time! 💇‍♂️
You can dye-fie these puns on your social hair-dia! 🤳
Hair-raising humor that’s not for the faint of follicle! 💀
Don’t let these puns go to waste, comb-ine them with your friends! 👬

Bang-On Puns: Headshots That Hit the Mark

What do you call a photographer with a headache? A shutterbug with a migraine!
Why did the photographer get a passport? To take some headshots!
What do you call a photographer who’s always late? A “p” in the shutter!
Why did the photographer cross the road? To get a better shot! 📸
What’s the difference between a good photographer and a great photographer? The great photographer has more headshots!
Why did the photographer get lost? Because he didn’t know his angles!
What do you call a photographer who’s always in a hurry? A shutterbug with a deadline!
Why did the photographer get a new camera? Because his old one wasn’t clicking!
What do you call a photographer who’s always getting in trouble? A paparazzo!
Why did the photographer get a lawyer? Because he was being sued for copyright infringement!
What do you call a photographer who’s always sleeping? A shutterbug with a snooze button!
Why did the photographer get a new lens? Because he wanted to take some wider shots!
What do you call a photographer who’s always taking selfies? A shutterbug with a selfie stick!
Why did the photographer get a new flash? Because his old one was too dim!
What do you call a photographer who’s always making mistakes? A shutterbug with a learning curve!
Why did the photographer get a new tripod? Because he wanted to stabilize his shots!
What do you call a photographer who’s always getting his camera stolen? A shutterbug with a target on his back!
Why did the photographer get a new software? Because his old one was outdated!
What do you call a photographer who’s always getting lost? A shutterbug with a bad sense of direction!
Why did the photographer get a new light meter? Because his old one was broken!

Dye-ing to Laugh: Puns for Colorful Personalities

What do you call a snobby carrot? 🥕 A supra-carrot.
Why did the grape get lost? Because it didn’t know its wine(!)ing address.
What do you call a fish with a tiny head? A minnow.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer 👀.
Why didn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was twoTIRED.
What do you get when you mix blue paint with yellow paint? GREEN with envy.
Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey. 🍯
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why was the triangle sad? Because it was a-cute angle.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
What do you call a computer that sings? A Dell.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because it was a fun guy.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
Why did the scarecrow keep getting lost? Because he didn’t have any brains.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why are crabs such bad dancers? Because they always have two left feet.

Hair-We-Go Jokes: On the Road to Hilarious Hair

What do you call a hair salon with a bad reputation? A cut above the rest 💇
Why did the bald man get lost? Because he didn’t have a hair to guide him! 👨‍🦲
What do you call a haircut that makes you look like a poodle? A perm-anent wave 🐩
Why did the barber put his phone in the refrigerator? To get a cool call! 📱❄️
What do you call a hairstylist who can’t cut hair? A comb-over-rated stylist✂️🤦‍♀️
Why did the hair dye get arrested? For not covering gray areas! 👮‍♀️👩‍🦳
What do you call a shampoo that makes your hair smell like pizza? A dough-licious delight! 🍕🛁
Why did the conditioner get upset? Because it was having a bad hair day!💆‍♀️😭
What do you call a brush that’s always getting into trouble? A tangle-some fellow! 💇‍♀️🚓
Why did the hair extension get lost? Because it had a mind of its own! 🎀🤔
What do you call a hairspray that makes your hair stand up? A defy-gravity spray! defying-gravity-spray💥
Why did the hot comb get a speeding ticket? For going against the hair! 🚨🔥🧯
What do you call a hair dryer that’s always late? A blow-hard dryer! 💨🕰️
Why did the hair straightener burn its pants? For getting too hot! 👖🔥
What do you call a hair salon that’s always packed? A hair-raising experience! salonuud83dudda0
Why did the hairbrush get a divorce? Because it was always getting split ends! 💔👩
What do you call a hair stylist who specializes in dreadlocks? A lock-smith! 🔒👨‍🔧
Why did the hair mousse get a job as a bouncer? To keep the frizz out! 💪🚫

Shear Delight: Jokes That Cut Above the Rest

Why did the barber get lost? Because he took the wrong shaved!
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud! ✂️
Why are barbers so good at math? Because they know how to cut the angles!
What do you call a barber who only cuts men’s hair? A hair-dresser!
Why did the barber go to the doctor? Because he had a razor burn! 💈
What do you call a barber who cuts hair for free? A barber-volunteer!
Why did the barber cross the road? To get to the other side-burns!
What do you call a barber who’s always late? A hair-raider!
Why did the barber close his shop? Because he ran out of cutlets! 💇‍♂️
What do you call a barber who only works on Tuesdays? A tweezer!
Why did the barber get a cold? Because he cut himself with a sick-le! 🤒
What do you call a barber who’s always dancing? A hair-waver!
Why did the barber put his scissors in the freezer? To give his customers cool cuts! ❄️
What do you call a barber who’s always in a hurry? A clipper!
Why did the barber use a magnifying glass? To see the hairs on his chinny-chin-chin! 🔍
What do you call a barber who’s always getting into trouble? A shear-if!
Why did the barber take a bubble bath? To get a clean shave! 🛁
What do you call a barber who’s always making mistakes? A hair-brained surgeon!
Why did the barber put his scissors in a cup of coffee? To make a fresh cut! ☕
What do you call a barber who’s always bragging? A hair-raiser!

Split-ting Sides: Puns That Will Part Your Hair

Why did the barber get fired? Because he kept parting hair!
What do you call a haircut that’s as sharp as a razor? A split decision.
Why don’t barbers like windmills? Because they blow their hair away. 💇
What do you call a barber who’s always in a good mood? A hair-raiser.
Why did the barber retire? Because his hair was thinning out.
What do you call a barber who’s allergic to hair? A sneeze-nipper.
What do you call a barber with a bad temper? A hair-trigger.
Why don’t barbers have to worry about dandruff? Because they’re always “heading” it off.
What do you call a barber who’s always late? A hair-apparent.
Why did the barber keep getting his hair cut? Because he wanted to split his hair with the world.
What do you call a barber who loves to travel? A jet-setter. ✈️
What do you call a barber who’s always on the go? A hair-line.
Why did the barber cross the road? To get to the “other side.”
What do you call a barber who’s a bit crazy? A hair-brain.
Why don’t barbers like to go to concerts? Because they can’t “comb” their hair. 💇‍♂️
What do you call a barber who’s always busy? A hair-apparent.
Why are barbers so good at telling jokes? Because they have a lot of “shear” wit.
What do you call a barber who’s always in a rush? A hair-trigger.
Why did the barber go to the doctor? Because he had a hair-line fracture.
What do you call a barber who’s always getting lost? A hair-brained scheme.

Curl-Up Classics: Jokes That Will Bounce Around Your Head

Why are barbers so good at curling? Because they’re experts at head turns! 🤣
What do you call a hair curler that’s always on the go? A curl-i-cue!
Why did the hairbrush get lost? Because it was combing the wrong neighborhood!
What do you call a hair dryer that’s always late? A blow-off!
Why did the comb cross the road? To get to the other curl!
What do you call a hairspray that’s too strong? A lock down!
Why did the straightener take a break? Because it was feeling frizzy!
What do you call a shampoo that’s always wet? A perpetual soak!
Why did the hairbrush get a haircut? Because it was having a bad hair day!
What do you call a curling iron that’s always tangled? A knotty problem!
Why did the conditioner run away? Because it was tired of being rinsed and repeated!
What do you call a hair dryer that’s always broken? A blow-out artist!
Why did the hair dye get arrested? Because it was caught red-handed!
What do you call a hairbrush that’s always stuck? A lock-in!
Why did the hair gel get a promotion? Because it had a great hold!
What do you call a hair spray that’s always empty? A spray-out!
Why did the hair dryer get a parking ticket? Because it left its engine running!
What do you call a hair curler that’s always hot? A fiery head!
Why did the shampoo and conditioner get into a fight? Because they didn’t clean up after themselves!
What do you call a haircut that’s always growing back? A bounce-back!

Straight-Up Puns: No Hairbrained Humor Here

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a kangaroo that can’t jump? A pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

Hair-itage Jokes: Timeless Laughs for Every Generation

What do you call a hairstyle that’s always in style? A hair-itage piece!
Why did the hairdresser get lost? Because they didn’t comb through the directions!
What do you call a barber who always gives bad haircuts? A hair-stylist! 👨‍🦲
Why did the comb get arrested? For parting hair! 👮‍♀️
What do you call a hairstylist who’s always on the go? A hair-roofer! 🏠
Why did the barber get a tattoo? To show off his scissor skills! ✂️
What do you call a hair dryer that’s always on the frizz? A frizzy dryer! 🥵
Why did the conditioner get lost? Because it couldn’t find a good head to condition! 🤷‍♀️
What do you call a comb that’s always tangled? A knots comb! 🪢
Why did the hairspray get a divorce? Because it was too sticky! 💍
What do you call a hairstyle that’s always messy? A bed-head heritage! 🛏️
Why did the hairdresser quit their job? Because they couldn’t cut it! ✂️✂️
What do you call a hairbrush that’s always full of hair? A bobby-trap! 🪤
Why did the hair dye go to court? To dispute a dye-lie-ma! 👨‍⚖️
What do you call a hairstylist who’s always late? A follicle hold-up! 🕑
Why did the shampoo get kicked out of the shower? Because it didn’t make the cut! ✂️
What do you call a hairspray that’s always disappearing? A vanish-ing spray! 💨
Why did the hair extension get arrested? For being a hair-net criminal! 👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️
What do you call a hairstyle that’s always changing? A metamorphic mop! 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️
Why did the hairstylist get a speeding ticket? Because they were weaving too fast! 🚗💨

Beatriz Morales