105+ Hamiltunes Puns That’ll Have You Striking Your Laughter Chord!

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Prepare yourself for a ‘treasure trove’ of laughter and wit as we dive into the whimsical world of Hamilton puns! These clever plays on words and historical references will leave you ‘satisfied’ and ‘non-stop’ with entertainment. From the founding fathers to the epic battles, we’ll unravel a tapestry of puns that will ‘blow us all away’!So, buckle up, my fellow pun-thusiasts, and let’s embark on an unforgettable journey where history meets hilarity. ‘I can’t wait for you to see’ what we have in store for you. ‘Trust me,’ you’ll be ‘Helpless’ to resist these puns. ‘Who lives, who dies, who tells your story?’ Let’s find out together, one pun at a time.

Hamilton Puns: The Ultimate Treasury of Musical Wordplay

  1. Why did Hamilton lose his voice? Because he sang his heart out!
  2. What do you call a wealthy Hamilton enthusiast? A dollar-llar!
  3. Why did Eliza Hamilton join the Marines? To fight for her independence!
  4. What kind of music did Hamilton listen to? Revolutionary tunes!
  5. Why did Aaron Burr get fired from the post office? Because he delivered his letters “later”
  6. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always taking naps? A slumbering Burr
  7. Why did Alexander Hamilton’s horse get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “way out.”
  8. What’s a Hamilton fan’s favorite fruit? Melons
  9. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always in debt? A Lafay-debt
  10. Why did Hamilton cross the road? To make his way back to the future
  11. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always bragging? A big shot
  12. Why did Peggy Schuyler love to play hide-and-seek? Because she was always “in the shadows.”
  13. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always getting sick? A sickly Burr๐Ÿค’
  14. Why did Hamilton’s wife leave him? Because she heard he shot his own son
  15. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always making things up? A history buff
  16. Why did Angelica Schuyler love to play the piano? Because she was always “one step ahead.”
  17. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always getting into trouble? A troublemaker
  18. Why did Hamilton’s friends always stay close to him? Because they knew he could “fight his way through.”
  19. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always getting lost? A lost cause
  20. Why did Hamilton’s dog love to play frisbee? Because it was always “going down.”

I Can’t Believe I Haven’t Heard These Hamilton Puns Before!

  1. What did Alexander Hamilton say after he won a duel? “I’m not throwing away my shot!”
  2. Why is Thomas Jefferson so good at politics? Because he’s got the Declaration of Independence!
  3. What do you call a group of Hamiltons? A Constitutional Convention!
  4. What’s King George’s favorite food? ๐Ÿ˜ “Corn on the cob!”
  5. What did John Adams say when he lost the election to Thomas Jefferson? “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!”
  6. Why is Angelica Schuyler so popular? Because she’s the “right hand maaaan” of her father!
  7. What do you call a group of British soldiers? ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธ A Redcoat Brigade!
  8. What’s Hamilton’s favorite board game? Monopoly!
  9. What did Aaron Burr say when he shot Alexander Hamilton? “I’m not gonna let you throw away your shot!”
  10. Why is Eliza Hamilton so good at math? Because she’s the “wife of a founding faaaather!”
  11. What did George Washington say when he crossed the Delaware River? “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!”
  12. Why is James Madison so short? Because he’s the “Father of the Constitution!”
  13. What did Benjamin Franklin say when he invented the lightning rod? “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!”
  14. Why is John Jay so good at law? Because he’s the “first Chief Justice of the Supreme Court!”
  15. What did Alexander Hamilton say when he was born? “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!”
  16. Why is Thomas Paine so good at writing? Because he’s the “author of Common Sense!”
  17. What did the Declaration of Independence say when it was signed? “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!”
  18. Why is the Constitution so important? Because it’s the “supreme law of the land!”
  19. What did the Bill of Rights say when it was ratified? “I’m not gonna throw away my shot!”
  20. Why is the United States of America so great? Because it’s the “land of the free and the home of the brave!”

Why Did Thomas Jefferson Get Lost in the Woods? Because He Didn’t Have the ‘Write’ Directions!

  1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
  3. Why couldn’t the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired!
  4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  5. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
  6. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
  7. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
  8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  9. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
  11. Why did the computer get a cold? It had a virus!
  12. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
  13. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  15. Why did the bicycle smile? Because it was two tired!
  16. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
  17. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
  18. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
  19. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
  20. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!

What Did George Washington Say When He Crossed the Delaware? ‘Get in the Boat, Losers!’

  1. What’s George Washington’s favorite jam? Boat-tle!
  2. Why didn’t George Washington win a Grammy? Because he crossed the Delaware instead of the Mississippi!
  3. How did George Washington communicate with his soldiers? Morse rowboat.
  4. What did George Washington say to the ferryman? “Row, row, row your boat, row to shore.”
  5. What kind of music did George Washington like? Crossing over rhapsodies.
  6. Why did George Washington wear dentures? Because he lost his teeth in the Battle of Trenton. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
  7. What do you call a boat filled with George Washingtons? A founding floatation!
  8. Why didn’t George Washington use a compass? Because he always knew where he stood.
  9. What was George Washington’s favorite ship? The Ferry Tale!
  10. Why did George Washington cross the Delaware backward? To avoid any follow-boaters!
  11. What did George Washington say when he saw his boat sinking? “Well, I guess I’m not the father of our country anymore!”
  12. What did George Washington say when he lost his ferry ticket? “I thought I had it under control!”
  13. Why was George Washington a terrible rower? Because he kept hitting the banks!
  14. What did George Washington say when he finally reached the other side of the Delaware? “I can’t believe I did this with no paddle!”
  15. What do you call George Washington’s canoe? A “1776-seater.”
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Why Was Alexander Hamilton So Upset? Because He Lost His Lin-Manuel Miranda!

  1. What did Alexander Hamilton say after losing his Miranda? “I am not throwing away my โœจshotโœจ!”
  2. Why did Alexander Hamilton cross the road? To get to the other side of the Revolution.
  3. What did Alexander Hamilton call his secret weapon? His “secret sauce.”
  4. What kind of music did Alexander Hamilton like? “Lin-Manuel Miranda!”
  5. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at writing letters? Because he was a “pen pal.”
  6. What did Alexander Hamilton say to his enemies? “You’re not gonna make it!”
  7. What was Alexander Hamilton’s favorite candy? “Federal Mints.”
  8. Why did Alexander Hamilton get lost in the woods? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the “Cabinet Battle.”
  9. Why was Alexander Hamilton so happy when he finally got a job? Because he was “in the room where it happens.”
  10. What did Alexander Hamilton say to the British soldiers at Yorktown? “I’m your ๐Ÿ’€nightmare๐Ÿ’€!”
  11. Why did Alexander Hamilton always carry a spare microphone? “In case he lost his ‘Mic-a-Lot!'”
  12. What did Alexander Hamilton say to the crowd after his duel with Aaron Burr? “I’m Alexander Hamilton, and I am not dead!”
  13. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at math? Because he could “add up” his enemies.
  14. What did Alexander Hamilton say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? “A gift from ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทFrance๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, an add to our ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธAmerican๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ treasure.”
  15. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at cooking? Because he could “whip up” a revolution.
  16. What did Alexander Hamilton say to his wife? “My, my, my Eliza ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป!”
  17. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at dancing? Because he could “drop the beat” and “raise the roof!”
  18. What did Alexander Hamilton say to his tailor? “Can you make me a suit that will ‘blow us all away’?”
  19. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at gardening? Because he could “grow” his own legacy.
  20. What did Alexander Hamilton say when he became Secretary of the Treasury? “It’s time to ‘get to work.'”

What Do You Call a Founding Father Who’s Always Late? A ‘Slow-Motion’ Patriot!

  1. What do you call a slow-moving founding father? A tortoise-umatic signer!
  2. Which founding father was the biggest procrastinator? Slow-mo Jefferson. โฐ
  3. Why was the late-arriving founding father always behind schedule? Because he was a “clock-blocker!” โŒ›
  4. What do you get when you cross a founding father with a snail? A “Shell-ttering” slowpoke! ๐ŸŒ
  5. Which founding father was an expert at taking their time? The “minute-taker,” John Hancock.
  6. Why did the tardy founding father get a parking ticket? For “slow-motion parking.” ๐Ÿš—
  7. What do you call a founding father who’s always running behind? A “Patriot-ic racehorse!” ๐ŸŽ
  8. Which founding father had the slowest moving troops? General Slow-foot Washington!
  9. Why did the sleepy founding father wake up late? Because he was dreaming of “slow-tation!” ๐Ÿ’ค
  10. What do you call a founding father who’s always half an hour behind? A “half-past-riotic” ally!
  11. Which founding father was the worst at keeping appointments? Mr. “Last-minute-man” Franklin.
  12. Why did the late-arriving founding father apologize for his tardiness? Because he was “fashion-ably late!” ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  13. What do you call a founding father who’s always losing his way? A “lost-in-the-Constitution” maze-runner!
  14. Which founding father was known for their sloth-like diplomacy? The “slow-poke-mate,” Ambassador Adams.
  15. Why did the slow-moving founding father get stuck in the mud? Because he was a “patriotic turtle!” ๐Ÿข
  16. What do you get when you mix a founding father with a sloth? A “Declaration of Independence” couch potato! ๐Ÿฆฅ
  17. Which founding father was the slowest to sign the Declaration of Independence? The “last-minute signer,” Benjamin Franklin. โœ’๏ธ
  18. Why did the lazy founding father get fired? Because he was a “patriotic couch potato!” ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
  19. What do you call a founding father who’s always daydreaming? A “slow-motion visionary!” ๐Ÿ’ญ
  20. Which founding father was the most relaxed? The “laid-back-patriot,” Thomas Jefferson. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Why Was Benedict Arnold Like a Rubik’s Cube? Because He Had a Lot of Twists and Turns!

  1. Why did Benedict Arnold cross the Rubik’s Cube? To mix it up! ๐Ÿ˜œ
  2. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that Benedict Arnold played with? A twisting traitor! ๐Ÿ˜‰
  3. Why couldn’t Benedict Arnold solve the Rubik’s Cube? Because he was always making a turn for the worse! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. What do you get when you turn a Rubik’s Cube with Benedict Arnold’s face on it? A fidgety traitor!
  5. Why did Benedict Arnold’s Rubik’s Cube keep falling apart? Because he couldn’t handle the turns!
  6. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that Benedict Arnold solved with his feet? A treasonous touchdown!
  7. Why didn’t Benedict Arnold like the Rubik’s Cube? Because it was too easy for him to turn his back on!
  8. What didBenedict Arnold say when he finally solved the Rubik’s Cube? “I’ve got the twists covered!”
  9. Why did Benedict Arnold give up on the Rubik’s Cube? Because he couldn’t handle the pressure!
  10. What’s the difference between Benedict Arnold and a Rubik’s Cube? One is a traitor, the other is just frustrating!
  11. Why did Benedict Arnold never trust a Rubik’s Cube? Because they always had a few loose screws!
  12. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that Benedict Arnold solved with one hand? A masterful betrayal!
  13. Why did Benedict Arnold prefer the green side of the Rubik’s Cube? Because it matched his traitorous stripes! ๐ŸŸข
  14. What did Benedict Arnold say after he solved the Rubik’s Cube? “Et tu, Rubik?”
  15. Why couldn’t Benedict Arnold solve the Rubik’s Cube blindfolded? Because he couldn’t see straight after flipping sides!
  16. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube with Benedict Arnold’s face on it? A revolving door for traitors!
  17. Why did Benedict Arnold like to play with a Rubik’s Cube? Because it gave him a lot of turns!
  18. What’s the difference between Benedict Arnold and a Rubik’s Cube? One is a traitor, the other is a puzzle!
  19. What do you call a Rubik’s Cube that Benedict Arnold solved with his nose? A tricky traitorous maneuver!
  20. Why did Benedict Arnold sell the Rubik’s Cube to the British? Because he thought they might be better at turning it than he was!
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What Did John Adams Say When He Saw the British Redcoats? ‘Hey, Look, It’s ‘The Redcoats’!

  1. What did John Adams say when he saw the British Redcoats? “Hey, look, it’s ‘The Redcoats’!” ๐Ÿ˜‚
  2. Why did John Adams cross the road? To get to the other side…of British tyranny!
  3. What do you call a British soldier who can’t keep his uniform clean? A Red-coat-stains
  4. Why did the British Redcoats march in single file? Because they were afraid of being mistaken for a line!
  5. What’s the difference between a British Redcoat and a porcupine? One has red coats, the other has sharp points! ๐Ÿฆ”
  6. Why did the British Redcoats get lost in the woods? Because they couldn’t see the forest for the trees (or red coats)!
  7. What do you call a British Redcoat who’s always late? A Red-coat-straggler!
  8. Why did the British Redcoats invade America? Because they heard there was a tea party and they wanted a cup! โ˜•
  9. What do you call a British Redcoat who’s always complaining? A Red-coat-grumbler!
  10. Why did the British Redcoats use bayonets? Because they couldn’t afford to shell out for bullets! โš”๏ธ
  11. What do you call a British Redcoat who’s afraid of the dark? A Red-coat-in-the-night!
  12. Why did the British Redcoats wear white wigs? To distract their enemies from their bright red coats!
  13. What do you call a British Redcoat who’s always getting into trouble? A Red-coat-in-the-brig! ๐Ÿšข
  14. Why did the British Redcoats march in rhythm? Because they wanted to make sure they were all on the same page! ๐Ÿ“–
  15. What do you call a British Redcoat who’s always losing his way? A Red-coat-lost-in-the-woods! ๐ŸŒฒ
  16. Why did the British Redcoats use drums? To cover up the sound of their marching feet! ๐Ÿฅ
  17. What do you call a British Redcoat who’s always bragging? A Red-coat-boaster!
  18. Why did the British Redcoats invade Boston? Because they heard it was a real tea party! ๐Ÿ’ฃ
  19. What do you call a British Redcoat who’s always sleeping? A Red-coat-snoozer!
  20. Why did the British Redcoats surrender at Saratoga? Because they couldn’t stomach another serving of American freedom fries! ๐ŸŸ

Why Was King George III So Grumpy? Because He Was ‘Reigning’ on Everyone’s Parade!

  • What do you call a king who’s always late? King Procrastinator!
  • What do you call a king who’s always in the kitchen? King Cook!
  • What do you call a king who’s always getting lost? King Wayward!
  • What do you call a king who’s always telling jokes? King Comedian!
  • What do you call a king who’s always singing? King Karaoke!
  • What do you call a king who’s always eating? King Pig!
  • What do you call a king who’s always snoring? King Sleepyhead!
  • What do you call a king who’s always dancing? King ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ Rhythm!
  • What do you call a king who’s always reading? King Bookworm!
  • What do you call a king who’s always traveling? King Globe-trotter!
  • What do you call a king who’s always losing his keys? King Forgetful!
  • What do you call a king who’s always breaking things? King Clumsy!
  • What do you call a king who’s always getting into trouble? King Troublemaker!
  • What do you call a king who’s always taking naps? King Lazybones!
  • What do you call a king who’s always making mistakes? King Oops!
  • What do you call a king who’s always laughing? King ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  • What do you call a king who’s always crying? King ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
  • What do you call a king who’s always making bad puns? King Punster!
  • What do you call a king who’s always late for meetings? King Procrastinator the Second!

What Do You Call a Declaration of Independence with a Lot of Puns? A ‘Declaration of Pun-dependence’!

  1. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
  2. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
  3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  4. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
  5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
  6. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
  7. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. โŒš
  8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ 
  9. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. ๐ŸฆŒ
  10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. ๐Ÿ„
  11. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  12. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. ๐Ÿ
  13. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. โŒš
  14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ‘€
  15. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.๐ŸฆŒ
  16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. ๐Ÿ„
  17. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. ๐Ÿชƒ
  18. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. ๐Ÿœ
  19. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. โŒš
  20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! ๐Ÿ 

Why Was James Madison So Good at Math? Because He Could ‘Add’ and ‘Subtract’ Enemies!

  1. What do you call a historian who loves puns? A pun-dit!
  2. Why did the mathematician go broke? Because he couldn’t count on his money!
  3. What do you call a math teacher who can’t control her class? A square root!
  4. What do you call a math student who’s always getting into trouble? A pro-tractor!
  5. ๐Ÿงฎ Why did the geometry teacher get lost? Because he couldn’t find the angle!
  6. What do you call a math teacher who’s always late? A sine-ful!
  7. ๐ŸŸข Why did the mathematician marry a geometry teacher? Because she had great angles!
  8. What do you call a math teacher who’s always making jokes? A pun-ishment!
  9. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems!
  10. What do you call a math teacher who’s always right? A pro-tractor!
  11. Why did the geometry student get lost in the museum? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the maze!
  12. What do you call a math teacher who’s always giving out homework? A pro-blem-atic!
  13. Why did the algebra student get lost in the mall? Because he kept taking wrong turns!
  14. ๐Ÿงฎ What do you call a math teacher who’s always getting into arguments? A pro-vocateur!
  15. Why did the geometry teacher get a divorce? Because his wife had acute case of angle-itis!
  16. What do you call a math teacher who’s always making mistakes? A pro-error!
  17. Why did the algebra student fail his exam? Because he couldn’t solve for X!
  18. What do you call a math teacher who’s always getting fired? A pro-blem-solver!
  19. Why did the geometry student get a detention? Because he drew all over the desks!
  20. ๐ŸŸข What do you call a math teacher who’s always bragging about his students? A pro-ductive!
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What Did George Washington Say to His Troops Before the Battle of Trenton? ‘Don’t ‘Cross’ the Delaware!’

  1. What did the river say to George Washington? “Don’t Delaware my flow!”
  2. Why was the Delaware River so cold during the Battle of Trenton? Because all the British soldiers were crossing it!
  3. What did the American soldiers use to cross the Delaware River? Their “row” boats! ๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. Why couldn’t the British soldiers stop George Washington’s troops? They were all “Washington away”!
  5. What did George Washington say to the Hessian commander? “Don’t ‘Hesitate’ to surrender!”
  6. Why did the British soldiers get lost on the way to Trenton? They took the “wrong” turn!
  7. What did the American soldiers do when they saw the British crossing the Delaware River? They gave them a “warm” welcome!
  8. Why was George Washington’s victory at Trenton so important? It was the “crossing point” of the war!
  9. What did the American soldiers say to the British as they crossed the Delaware River? “We’re coming ‘shore’ to get you!”
  10. Why did George Washington cross the Delaware River twice? To prove he wasn’t “two-faced”!
  11. What did the ferryman say to George Washington when he asked to cross the Delaware River? “Don’t ‘fear’ the ferry!”
  12. Why were the British soldiers so surprised to see George Washington crossing the Delaware River? Because they thought he was all “washed up”!
  13. What did the British general say when he saw George Washington’s troops crossing the Delaware River? “Oh ‘ship’!”
  14. Why did George Washington cross the Delaware River with a smile on his face? Because he knew he was going to “win over” the British!
  15. What did the American soldiers do when they reached the other side of the Delaware River? They “shore” did celebrate! ๐ŸŽ‰
  16. Why did George Washington cross the Delaware River in a boat? Because he couldn’t “wade” through the water!
  17. What did the British soldiers call George Washington’s troops as they crossed the Delaware River? “The ‘Delaware-ites’!”
  18. Why did George Washington cross the Delaware River twice? Because he wanted to “double cross” the British!
  19. What did the American soldiers say to the British as they retreated from Trenton? “Don’t ‘cry’ over spilled tea!”
  20. Why did George Washington cross the Delaware River with a map? Because he didn’t want to get “lost in Trenton”!

Why Was Alexander Hamilton Such a Good Shot? Because He Was ‘Aim’-azing!

  1. What did Hamilton say to the British after he shot them? “You’re in my sights!”
  2. Why did Hamilton always win at darts? Because he was a “dead shot”!
  3. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always on target? A sharpshooter!
  4. Why was Hamilton such a good hunter? Because he never missed a “shot”!
  5. What did Hamilton say to the target after he hit it? “Bull’s-eye!” ๐ŸŽฏ
  6. Why didn’t Hamilton get lost in the wilderness? Because he always had a “shot” at finding his way.
  7. What do you call a Hamilton musical set in a Western? “Hamilton: Aim High!”
  8. What does Alexander Hamilton have in common with a sharpshooter? They both have “aim” in their name.
  9. Why did Alexander Hamilton always score in hockey? Because he was a “shot” on the ice! ๐Ÿ’
  10. What do you call a Hamilton musical set in a archery tournament? “Hamilton: Aim and Arrow!” ๐Ÿน
  11. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at playing pool? Because he had a “cue” in his name. ๐Ÿ˜‰
  12. What do you call a Hamilton musical set in a basketball game? “Hamilton: Shoot Your Shot!” ๐Ÿ€
  13. Why did Alexander Hamilton always win at darts? Because he had a “shot” at everything.
  14. What do you call a Hamilton musical set in a shooting range? “Hamilton: Aim for the Stars!” โญ๏ธ
  15. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at archery? Because he never missed a “mark”! ๐Ÿน
  16. What do you call a Hamilton musical set in a Wild West saloon? “Hamilton: The Sharpshooter!” ๐ŸŒต
  17. Why did Alexander Hamilton always hit the bullseye in darts? Because he had a “bull” in his name. ๐ŸŽฏ
  18. What do you call a Hamilton musical set in a bowling alley? “Hamilton: Strike a Pose!” ๐ŸŽณ
  19. Why was Alexander Hamilton so good at playing horseshoes? Because he could always “aim” for the stake. ๐ŸŽ
  20. What do you call a Hamilton musical set in a shooting competition? “Hamilton: Aim and Fire!” ๐Ÿ”ฅ

What Do You Call a Group of Hamilton Puns? A ‘Pundemic’!

  1. What do you call a group of Hamilton puns? A “Pundemic”! ๐Ÿ’ธ
  2. What do you get when you cross Eliza with a doctor? A “Hamiltonian Prescription”! ๐Ÿ’Š
  3. Why did Hamilton get his portrait taken? Because he wanted to frame George Washington! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ
  4. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always late? A “Slow Burn”! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿข
  5. Why did Angelica Schuyler always have a ruler? To measure her worth! ๐Ÿ“
  6. What do you call a Hamilton character who loves to gamble? A “Burr-ace”! โ™ ๏ธ
  7. What do you get when you cross Alexander Hamilton with a chameleon? A “Change-ing Father of the Nation”! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸฆŽ
  8. Why did James Madison always carry a magnifying glass? Because he wanted to see the “Federalists” up close! ๐Ÿ”Ž
  9. What do you call a Hamilton fan who’s always getting into trouble? A “Laurens-titution”! โš–๏ธ
  10. Why did George Washington always wear a powdered wig? Because he wanted to look “Presid-ent”! ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
  11. What do you call a Hamilton character who’s always late? A “Tardy-on”! โฐ๐Ÿข
  12. Why did John Laurens always have a sword? Because he was a “Kill-er” on the battlefield! โš”๏ธ
  13. What do you call a Hamilton fan who loves to drink tea? A “Tea-son”! โ˜•๏ธ
  14. Why did Alexander Hamilton always wear a waistcoat? Because he wanted to look “West-side”! ๐Ÿ‘”
  15. What do you call a Hamilton character who’s always fighting with his siblings? A “Lafayette-er”! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
  16. Why did Hercules Mulligan always have a telescope? Because he wanted to see the “Stars and Bars”! ๐Ÿ”ญ
  17. What do you call a Hamilton character who’s always getting into debt? A “Pay-ron”! ๐Ÿ’ธ
  18. Why did King George III always wear a crown? Because he wanted to rule the “World”! ๐ŸŒŽ
  19. What do you call a Hamilton character who’s always singing? A “Burr-itone”! ๐ŸŽค
  20. Why did Alexander Hamilton always have a quill pen? Because he wanted to “Write Right”! โœ๏ธ

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