111+ Homecoming Puns That'll Have You Laughing in the Halls!

Prepare to be ‘dazzled’ by our collection of homecoming puns that will ‘light up’ your night! Homecoming, the grand celebration where school spirit soars and laughter fills the air, is just around the corner. As you don your finest attire and prepare for a night of festivities, let’s explore the realm of wordplay and embrace the ‘punniest’ side of homecoming.From the moment you step into the homecoming dance, ‘let the puns begin!’ Join us as we ‘dive into’ a sea of laughter-inducing jokes, where every pun is a ‘home run.’ Whether you’re a seasoned ‘pun-isher’ or a ‘pun-derdog,’ we guarantee you’ll find yourself ‘laughing out loud’ (LOL) at our hilarious collection.Get ready to ‘tackle’ the funniest homecoming puns, ‘pass’ them around, and ‘score’ big with your friends. We’ve got puns that will have you ‘kicking’ with laughter and ‘defending’ your sides from aching. So, ‘huddle up’ and prepare to experience the ‘end zone’ of homecoming puns!But wait, there’s more! As you ‘tailgate’ before the big game, let our puns fuel your laughter and ‘pump up’ your team spirit. Or, during the ‘pep rally,’ unleash these puns to ‘cheer’ on your team and leave the crowd in stitches.And, oh boy, the ‘Homecoming Court!’ Prepare for a ‘reign’ of puns that will crown you the ‘pun-cess’ or ‘pun-ce’ of the night. So, ‘step up to the plate’ and let your puns ‘hit’ it out of the park.As the night winds down and the ‘curfew’ approaches, our puns will keep you ‘up past bedtime,’ guaranteeing a night filled with laughter and memories. Let’s ‘home-run’ with these puns and create a homecoming experience that’s ‘punny,’ unforgettable, and ‘sew’ special! So, get ready to ‘strike a pose’ and embrace the ‘pun-derful’ spirit of homecoming!

Homecoming: The Punniest Night of the Year

Homecoming: Where the dance moves are so cheesy, you’ll need a brie-fing.
The Homecoming corsage: A night of flowers and butterflies…in the stomachs of anxious teenagers.
Why was the homecoming float so heavy? Because it was full of homecoming puns!
What do you call a homecoming date who’s always late? A pro-crastinator.
Why did the homecoming queen get lost? Because she took the prom-ising way.
What do you call a homecoming dance that’s a total disaster? A dance-aster.
Why did the homecoming king get upset? Because he lost his crown jewel.
What do you call a homecoming date who’s really good at math? A perfect ten-mate. 🎃
What do you call a homecoming dance that’s so crowded, you have to dance with a stranger? A social distancing dance.
Why did the homecoming court get arrested? Because they were caught playing a game of hopscotch.
What do you call a homecoming date who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a cause.
Why did the homecoming queen get a makeover? Because she wanted to look her best for the paw-ty.
What do you call a homecoming date who’s really good at dancing? A master of ceremony.
Why did the homecoming dance get canceled? Because the DJ got his wires crossed. 🎧
What do you call a homecoming date who’s really funny? A life of the party.
Why did the homecoming king get a speeding ticket? Because he took the fast lane to the dance.
What do you call a homecoming date who’s really good at sports? A MVP.
Why did the homecoming queen get a concussion? Because she tripped over her own tiara. 👑
What do you call a homecoming date who’s really smart? A brainiac.
Why did the homecoming dance get so loud? Because the music was too loud. 🔊

School Spirit or School Puns: Which Will Reign Supreme?

Why did the student bring a ladder to school? To reach higher grades!
What do you call a math teacher who can’t control his class? A square-root!
Why was the geometry teacher so angry? Because he couldn’t find his protractor!
What do you call a history teacher who’s always late? The past-due date!
Why did the biology teacher get lost? Because he couldn’t find his cell!
What do you call a physics teacher who’s always giving tests? An energy vampire!
Why did the English teacher get a haircut? To reduce his split ends! 📚
What do you call a school principal who’s always yelling at students? The loud-speaker! 📢
Why did the chemistry teacher get a sunburn? Because he spent too much time in the lab! 🧪
What do you call a math teacher who’s always in a bad mood? A pro-blem solver!
Why did the physical education teacher get a cold? Because he didn’t warm up properly!
What do you call a music teacher who’s always late? The tone-deaf arrival! 🎵
Why did the art teacher get a divorce? Because his wife said he was smothering her with love! 🎨
What do you call a foreign language teacher who’s always getting lost? A verbal maze! 🌍
Why did the computer science teacher get a virus? Because he didn’t use antivirus software! 💻
What do you call a school counselor who’s always telling jokes? A mood elevator! ⬆️
Why did the librarian get a sunburn? Because his books were all checked out! 📚
What do you call a math teacher who’s always getting into trouble? A square root of a problem!
Why did the history teacher get a parking ticket? Because he parked in the wrong period! 🚗
What do you call a science teacher who’s always complaining? A negative charge! ⚡

Donut Miss Out on These Homecoming Jokes

What do you call a homecoming dance where everyone’s sweet? A donut party!
Why did the donut go to the homecoming dance? To find its hole-mate!
What do you get when you combine a donut and a pumpkin? A glazed and confused gourd! 🍩🎃
Why did the donut get lost on the way to homecoming? Because it mistook the glaze for the exit!
What did the police officer say to the donut at homecoming? “Donut run away, you’ll have to dance!”
Why was the donut so popular at the homecoming dance? Because it was always in the hole-spotlight!
What do you call a donut that’s always late? A tardy torus! 🍩
Why did the donut join the homecoming committee? Because it wanted to raise the dough!
What did the donut say to the homecoming queen? “Donut worry, you’re a glaze-ing star!”
Why was the donut so excited for homecoming? Because it was hopping to find its perfect match!
What did the donut wear to the homecoming dance? A hole-istic ensemble!
Why did the donut make a great homecoming date? Because it was always sweet and never bitter!
What did the donut say after winning the homecoming dance contest? “Donut be jealous, I’m just a hole lot of fun!”
Why did the donut turn down the homecoming dance? Because it couldn’t find a date that was torus-ably cute!
What did the donut say to the homecoming king and queen? “Donut worry, you two are hole-some!”
Why was the donut the best homecoming dancer? Because it knew all the hole-some moves!
What did the donut say to the homecoming band? “Don’t worry, I won’t glaze over your music!”
Why did the donut go to the homecoming game? To see the holescore!
What do you call a donut that’s always winning at homecoming? A torus of victory!
Why did the donut get kicked out of the homecoming dance? Because it was hole-ing back the party!

Football, Food, and Wordplay: The Perfect Homecoming Combo

What do you call a football player who’s always hungry? A touchdown machine!
Why did the football team go to the grocery store? To pick up some pigskins!
What do you call a football player with no arms? A lineman!
What do you call a football that’s always wet? A waterpolo! 🍔
Why did the football team get lost? Because they didn’t have any direction!
What do you call a football player who’s always tired? A snoozer! 🏈
What do you call a football that’s always cold? A freezer!
Why did the football player cross the road? To get to the other touchdown!
What do you call a football player who’s always happy? A positive gridiron!
What do you call a football player who’s always pessimistic? A negative lineman! 📚
What do you call a football that’s always jumping? A bouncer!
What do you call a football that’s always crying? A boo-hoo!
What do you call a football that’s always laughing? A giggleball!
What do you call a football that’s always hungry? A stomach-growler!
What do you call a football that’s always sleeping? A snoozeball!
What do you call a football that’s always bouncing? A hopper!
What do you call a football that’s always flying? A soarer! 🍔
What do you call a football that’s always hiding? A sneakyball!
What do you call a football that’s always tricking? A jokerball!
What do you call a football that’s always making faces? A grimacer! 🏈

Let’s Get Down to Brasstacks: Homecoming Puns Galore

👋 What do you call a Homecoming dance that’s all about undergarments? A brassiere affair!
🏀 Why did the Homecoming football team need new jerseys? Because they were all brassed off!
🛒 Where do bras go shopping? At the mall, of course!
🎵 What’s a bra’s favorite song? “Cups” by Anna Kendrick!
💤 What do you call a tired bra? A sleepy bra-zier!
🎀 What’s a bra’s favorite holiday? National Lace Day!
👗 What do you call a bra that’s always getting into trouble? A bad influence!
💪 Why did the bra say it was tough? Because it was a sports bra!
😈 What’s a bra’s superpower? Boob-proof!
🎓 What do you call a bra that’s super smart? A bra-iniac!
🎤 What’s a bra’s favorite karaoke song? “I Will Survive” by Gloria Gaynor!
💰 What do you call a bra that’s worth a lot of money? A priceless pair!
🎁 What’s the best gift you can give a bra? A new pair of straps!
📸 What do you call a bra that’s always taking pictures? A selfie-bra!
🥂 What’s a bra’s favorite drink? A martini, shaken not stirred!
✈️ What do you call a bra that’s always traveling? A globetrotter!
🌱 What’s a bra’s favorite type of food? A green smoothie!
🐶 What do you call a bra that’s always getting into trouble? A pup-bra!
🦸‍♀️ What’s a bra’s favorite superhero? Wonder Woman!
👯‍♂️ What do you call a group of bras that are always having fun? A bra-cade!

Tailgate Jokes: The Pre-Game Pun-Up

What do you call a tailgate party that’s always a blast? A touchdown party!
Why are tailgate parties so popular? Because they’re a real grill-ing experience!
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too rowdy? A football brawl! 🤣
What do you get when you mix a tailgate party and a bonfire? A s’more-ing experience!
Why did the tailgate party run out of food? Because they were all-grill-ed up!
What do you call a tailgate party that’s always a hit? A home run!
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too loud? A noise-fest-ival! 🔈
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too crowded? A human-grid-iron!
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too sloppy? A beer-muda triangle! 🍻
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too expensive? A tailgate of fortune! 🤑
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too sticky? A honey-do list party!
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too smoky? A BBQ-becue!
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too sunny? A sunburn fest! ☀️
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too rainy? A wet and wild tailgate! 💦
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too cold? A frost-bite party! 🥶
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too windy? A wind-bag party! 💨
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too stormy? A tailgate hurricane! 🌀
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too icy? A tailgate skating rink! ⛸️
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too snowy? A tailgate snow-globe! 🌨️
What do you call a tailgate party that’s a bit too foggy? A tailgate pea soup! 🌫️

Pep Rally Puns: Pump Up the Crowd with Laughter

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback some dough!💰
What do you call a cheerleader who’s always late? A fashionably delayed touchdown!😂
Why did the mascot get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way out of the maze!😂
What do you call a football player who’s always in trouble? A penalty magnet!
Why did the referee throw a flag on the field? To catch the wind and keep it from blowing whistles!💨
What do you call a pep rally that’s a total flop? A touchdown of disappointment!
Why did the band march in circles? To keep the crowd from losing their rhythm!
What do you call a cheerleader who’s always getting hurt? A tumbleweed!🌪️😂
Why did the cheerleaders cross the road? To get to the other side of the crowd!
What do you call a football stadium that’s always empty? A touchdown-less zone!
Why did the quarterback kick the ball so high? To give the crowd a chance to do the wave!🌊
What do you call a cheerleading routine that’s gone wrong? A cheer-astrophe!
Why did the mascot trip and fall? Because he was carrying too much team spirit!💪😆
What do you call a pep rally that’s full of puns? A pun-packed powerhouse!
Why did the football team get a new coach? Because the old one was a-head of his time!
What do you call a cheerleading squad that’s always on top? A pyra-mazing team!
Why did the mascot get a haircut? To get ready for the next “mane” event!🦁
What do you call a pep rally that’s so loud it makes your ears ring? A sound-barrier-breaking boom!
Why did the cheerleaders do a backflip? To give the crowd a standing ovation!✨
What do you call a football player who’s always scoring touchdowns? A touchdown machine!

Dancing Queens and Puns: Strike a Pose for the Perfect Homecoming

What do you call a group of dancers who always arrive late to practice? The Tardy Ballet 👋
Why did the homecoming queen’s dance moves get her in trouble? Because they were too hip! 🕺
What do you get when you cross a disco ball with a homecoming tiara? A night of dancing and puns! ✨👑
Why did the dancer get lost on the way to the homecoming dance? Because she didn’t know the steps! 👣
What’s a queen’s favorite type of dance? A polka-dot! 👸
Why did the homecoming king and queen refuse to dance with each other? Because they had a beef! 🍔
What’s the difference between a homecoming dance and a math exam? You can’t pass on a homecoming dance! 💃
Why did the dance instructor give the homecoming queen a detention? Because she was caught cutting a rug! 🎵✂️
What do you call a homecoming dance where everyone is wearing costumes? A masquerade ball! 🎭
Why did the homecoming queen’s dress get stolen? Because it was a slay-ing outfit! 👗
What do you call a homecoming king who can’t stop dancing? A dance-a-holic! 🪩
Why did the homecoming queen’s date get lost? Because he didn’t know the waltz! 🎶
What do you call a homecoming dance where everyone is dressed in white? A snow ball! ❄️
Why did the homecoming king quit the dance team? Because he had two left feet! 🕺
What do you call a homecoming dance that’s full of couples? A cuddle puddle! 👫
Why did the homecoming queen’s tiara fall off? Because she was head over heels in love! 👸👠
What do you call a homecoming dance where everyone is having a blast? A dance-a-palooza! 🎉
Why did the homecoming king and queen break up? Because they danced on each other’s nerves! 💔
What do you call a homecoming dance where everyone is wearing their best moves? A dance-off! 🕺💃
Why did the homecoming queen refuse to dance with the homecoming king? Because she didn’t want to be caught in his trap! 👸👑

The Homecoming Court: Where Puns and Royalty Collide

What do you call a king who loves to make jokes? A pun-isher!
Why was the queen so good at puns? Because she had royal wit!
What do you call a princess who’s always late? A procrastinating princess!
Why did the prince join the court jester’s guild? He wanted to get his pun game strong!
What do you call a ruler who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a crown!
Why was the queen’s speech so pun-derful? Because it was royally witty!
What do you call a prince who loves to sing? A pun-tastic tenor! 👑
Why did the princess keep losing her shoes? Because she was always tripping over her puns!
What do you call a king who’s always losing his keys? A lock-picking monarch!
Why was the queen’s crown so heavy? Because it was full of pun-ishment!
What do you call a queen who’s always making people laugh? A pun-ishing ruler!
Why did the prince get banned from the library? Because he kept checking out pun books!
What do you call a guard who’s always making puns? A pun-secutor! 🛡️
Why did the princess get lost in the castle? Because she took a pun-wrong turn!
What do you call a king who’s always telling jokes? A pun-king ruler!
Why was the queen’s dinner party so dull? Because there was no pun-derstandable conversation!
What do you call a prince who’s always getting in trouble? A pun-ishment case!
Why did the princess get a new horse? Because her old one was too pun-ny! 🐎
What do you call a king who’s always making people laugh? A pun-da-mental monarch!
Why was the queen’s castle always so clean? Because she had a pun-ishing cleaning crew!

Homecoming Royalty: Reigning with Puns

Homecoming royalty: They’ve got the crowns and the puns to bow down to! 👑
Are the homecoming queen and king lovers of puns? Because they’re totally reign-ing supreme! 🏰
Why did the homecoming jester get lost? Because he took the pun-intended road! 🃏
What’s the homecoming queen’s favorite game? Pictionary-al puns! 🎨
Why did the homecoming king get a new set of tires? Because he was always spinning his puns! 🚗
What do you call a homecoming queen who loves to tell jokes? A pun-cess! 👸
Why didn’t anyone challenge the homecoming king to a pun-off? Because they were afraid of a royal pun-ishment! 🙅‍♂️
What do you get when you cross a homecoming queen with a comedian? A punny sovereign! 👑 😂
Why did the homecoming court get a new throne? Because the old one was throne-in need of puns! 🏰
What’s the homecoming queen’s favorite sport? Puns-ketball! 🏀
Why are homecoming puns so popular? Because they’re royally entertaining! 🌟
What do you call a homecoming king who’s always late? A pun-ctual king! ⏱️
🤴Why did the homecoming queen lose her crown? Because she couldn’t keep her puns in check! 👸🪄
What do you get when you combine a homecoming court and a group of comedians? A punny reign of terror! 😂🏰
Why did the homecoming jester get fired? Because his puns were too corny! 🌽🃏
What’s the homecoming queen’s favorite food? Crown-oli pizza! 🍕👑
Why did the homecoming king get lost in the forest? Because he took the pun-intended trail! 🌳❓
What do you call a homecoming queen who’s a social butterfly? A pun-loving queen bee! 🐝👸
Why are homecoming puns so contagious? Because they’re full of royal humor! 👑😂
What’s the homecoming king’s favorite type of music? Pun-k rock! 🎸👑

Sleep Over: Homecoming Jokes That Will Keep You Up Past Curfew

Why did the pillow get in trouble at the party? Because it was caught napping!
What do you call a Homecoming dance where everyone is asleep? A slumber slumber! 💤
How do you make sure your Homecoming date stays up all night? Give them a Red Bull-dozer!
Why did the clock run away from the Homecoming game? Because it was afraid of the touchdown!
What do you call a Homecoming king who can’t stay awake? A snooze-er!
Why couldn’t the Homecoming queen sleep? Because she was tossing and turning for the throne!
What do you get when you cross a Homecoming date and a night owl? A hoot-a-thon! 🦉
Why did the Homecoming dance chaperone have to take a nap? Because he was exhausted from keeping the party in check!
What do you call a Homecoming dance where everyone is snoring? A slumber-fest!
Why did the Homecoming queen get a curfew? Because she was caught snoozin’ on the throne! 👑
What do you call a Homecoming dance where everyone is in their pajamas? A sleepy slumber!
Why did the Homecoming king get grounded? Because he stayed up too late partying!
What do you get when you cross a Homecoming date and a coffee addict? A sleepless date-aholic!
Why did the Homecoming dance floor get slippery? Because everyone was dancing the “sleep shuffle!”
What do you call a Homecoming dance where everyone is dreaming? A slumber summit!
Why did the Homecoming queen have to rehearse her acceptance speech in her sleep? Because she was afraid of falling asleep on stage!
What do you get when you cross a Homecoming king and a night owl? A party-till-dawn king!
Why did the Homecoming dance committee have to hire a nap nanny? Because the guests kept falling asleep! 😴
What do you call a Homecoming dance where everyone is in their beds? A pajama-palooza!
Why did the Homecoming queen get a wake-up call? Because she had to reign supreme the next day!

Homecoming Spirit: Punny and Proud

Homecoming: Where the spirit is high and the puns are higher
Get ready to tackle some punny Homecoming challenges
Don’t be a blockhead, join the homecoming parade 🏈🎓
Homecoming: Where the puns are as sweet as the cider 🍎
Homecoming: The time to let your puns run wild 🦁
Don’t be a party pooper, join the Homecoming hoorah! 🎉
Homecoming: Where the puns are as bright as the bonfire 🔥
Get ready to pun-derful Homecoming memories 📸
Homecoming: Where the spirit soars and the puns roar 📣
Don’t be a square, join the Homecoming fun 🎲
Homecoming: Where the puns are as clever as the cheerleaders 📣
Don’t be a couch potato, join the Homecoming tailgate 🥔
Homecoming: Where the puns are as sharp as the Homecoming queen’s crown 👑
Don’t be a wallflower, join the Homecoming dance 💃
Homecoming: Where the puns are as cheesy as the Homecoming pizza 🍕
Don’t be a buzzkill, join the Homecoming party 🐝
Homecoming: Where the puns are as sweet as the Homecoming candy 🍭
Don’t be a loner, join the Homecoming pep rally 📣📣📣
Homecoming: Where the puns are as legendary as the Homecoming football game 🏟️
Don’t be a ghost, join the Homecoming spirit 👻

Homecoming Puns: A Homecoming Tradition Like No Other

Homecoming is like a math problem: it’s full of equations and solutions!
What do you call a homecoming queen who’s always late? Prom-tardy!
What do you call a homecoming king who can’t dance? A ruler!
Why didn’t the football team go to homecoming? Because they were grounded!
What do you call a homecoming date who’s always on their phone? A social butterfly!
What do you call a homecoming dance that’s full of nerds? A brainy party!
Why did the homecoming queen run away? Because she was crown-ed!
What do you call a homecoming that’s really boring? A snooze-fest! 🎉
Why didn’t the DJ play any music at homecoming? Because he was all booked!
What do you call a homecoming that’s super fancy? A black-tie affair!
Why did the aliens crash their spaceship at homecoming? Because they were attracted to the bright lights! 👽
What do you call a homecoming king who’s really popular? A class act!
Why did the football team get lost on the way to homecoming? Because they didn’t have a quarterback!
What do you call a homecoming date who’s really clumsy? A trip hazard!
Why did the cheerleaders get kicked out of homecoming? Because they were too spirited! 🎉
What do you call a homecoming that’s really awkward? A social dance-aster!
Why did the homecoming king get arrested? Because he was caught with a tiara!
What do you call a homecoming that’s full of drama? A soap opera! 🎭
Why did the homecoming queen wear a crown made of popcorn? Because she was the queen of the corn! 👑
What do you call a homecoming that’s really fun? A party to remember! 🎉

Come Home to School: Homecoming Puns That Hit Close to Home

Homecoming is the perfect time to catch up with old friends and make new ones.
I’d Homecoming every day if I could
Homecoming is like a warm hug from your favorite teacher.
Homecoming is the best way to start the school year.
Homecoming is a time to celebrate all the good things about school.
Homecoming is a time to reflect on the past and look forward to the future.
Homecoming is a time to be with the people you love.
Homecoming is a time to make memories that will last a lifetime.
Homecoming is a time to learn and grow.
Homecoming is a time to celebrate.
Homecoming is a time to be grateful.
Homecoming is a time to be yourself.
Homecoming is a time to be happy.
Homecoming is a time to be home.
Home is where the 🏈 is
I went to Homecoming and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
Homework is like a party that no one wants to go to.
Homecoming was so much fun, I almost forgot to do my homework.

Beatriz Morales

111+ Homecoming Puns That’ll Have You Laughing in the Halls!