123 Hen-tastic Chicken Christmas Puns That Will Clucking Have You in Stitches!

Ho-ho-hold on to your sides, folks! This Christmas, we’re serving up a clucking good time with these egg-cellent chicken Christmas puns. Get ready to cackle with laughter as we peck at the funny bone with these yule-tide jokes that will have you feeling merry and bright.From golden hens that lay the perfect Christmas gift to chickens who can’t resist a good carol service, these puns are sure to get you into the holiday spirit. So, gather your flock around the virtual table, grab a mince pie, and let’s dive into this poultry-geist of festive fun! May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and an abundance of egg-cellent surprises!

Yule Be Sorry for These Chicken Christmas Puns

1. What do you call a chicken crossing the road on Christmas Eve? A poultrygeist!
2. Why did the chicken get lost on Christmas morning? Because he couldn’t find his way to the stable. 🎅🎄
3. What do you call a chicken who’s always in the Christmas spirit? A yuletide clucker! 🎅🎄
4. What do you call a chicken who loves to sing Christmas carols? A poultry tenor! 🎅🎄
5. What do you call a chicken who’s always late for Christmas dinner? A late-clucker!
6. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into trouble on Christmas? A fowl felon!
7. What do you call a chicken who’s always making Christmas wishes? A wishbone-a-lot!
8. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into fights on Christmas? A pugnacious poultry!
9. What do you call a chicken who’s always trying to steal Christmas presents? A kleptocluck!
10. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting lost on Christmas? A clueless clucker!
11. What do you call a chicken who’s always sleeping on Christmas morning? A snoozy snoozer! 🎅🎄
12. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting sick on Christmas? A sickly chick!
13. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into accidents on Christmas? A crash-prone clucker! 🎅🎄
14. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into trouble on Christmas? A naughty nestling! 🎅🎄
15. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting lost on Christmas? A clucking compass! 🎅🎄
16. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting scared on Christmas? A timid turkey!
17. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting dirty on Christmas? A mucky clucker! 🎅🎄
18. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into fights on Christmas? A feisty fowl! 🎅🎄
19. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into trouble on Christmas? A rebel with a clucking! 🎅🎄
20. What do you call a chicken who’s always getting into accidents on Christmas? A crash-landing clucker! 🎅🎄

What Do You Call a Chicken That Lays Golden Eggs on Christmas?

1. A Christmas clucker? 🐔🎄
2. A holiday hen-omen? 🥚🎅
3. A Yuletide yolk-master? ❄️🥚
4. A gold-egg-laying chicken? 🥚💰
5. A festive feather-maker? 🪶✨
6. A Santa’s secret clucker? 🐓🎁
7. A jingle bell-jongleur? 🔔🐔
8. A snow-white egg-cellent present? ❄️🥚
9. A Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’s feathered friend? 🦌🐔
10. A Christmas choir-master’s clucking carolers? 🎶🐔
11. A winter wonderland’s clucking queen? ❄️👑🐔
12. A holiday ho-ho-humdinger? 🎅🐔
13. A festive fowl for the perfect Christmas fowl? 🍗🐔🎄
14. A Christmas miracle-maker? 🌟🥚🐔
15. A Santa certified egg-spreader? 🎅🥚🐔
16. A festive clucker for a jolly egg-stravaganza? 🐔🥚🎉
17. A Christmas cracker-jack egg-laying machine? 🎁🐔🥚
18. A holiday hen-durance runner? 🏃‍♀️🐔🥚
19. A Christmas coop-de-grace? 🐔🎄
20. A festive feathered friend who just can’t resist laying gold? 🐓🥚✨

A Golden Hen-light

1. What do you call a hen that lays golden eggs? A Golden Hen-light. 🌞
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
3. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
4. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
5. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.
8. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
11. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 💪
12. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
13. What do you call a lazy egg? A couch potato.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟
15. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
16. What do you call a boomerang that you can’t throw away? A stick.
17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one. ⛳
18. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. 🦌
19. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 🏆
20. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. 🤔

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road on Christmas?

1. To wish a Merry Cluck-mas to his poultry pals 🎅
2. To crow about the egg-cellent Christmas presents he received 🎁
3. To meet Santa Claws and ask for a new coop 🐔
4. To jingle all the way to the bird feeder 🔔
5. To lay a festive golden egg 🥚🎄
6. To join the clucking choir singing carols 🎶
7. To get his beak on some Christmas cookies 🍪
8. To find the perfect Christmas worm 🐛
9. To roost in a cozy Christmas tree 🎄❄️
10. To celebrate the birth of Baby Chickus 🐣
11. To wish everyone a poultry-ful Christmas 🐔 Merry Cluck-mas 🎅
12. To crow a chorus of Christmas crackers 💥
13. To lay a Christmas egg in Santa’s stocking 🎅🥚
14. To get his beak on some Christmas pudding 🍮
15. To find the perfect Christmas worm 🐛🎁
16. To wish everyone a feather-y Merry Christmas 🪶🎄
17. To cluck his way through the Christmas lights 🐔✨
18. To lay an egg-cellent Christmas present 🥚🎁
19. To join the Christmas poultry parade 🐔🎶
20. To have a quacking good Christmas 🦆🎄

To Get to the Other Side of the Drumstick

1. Why did the chicken cross the drumstick? To get to the “other” side. 🍗
2. What do you call a chicken with no arms? A drumstick.
3. Why are drumsticks the best musical instruments? Because they have a “beat.” 🥁
4. What do you call a chicken that only eats drumsticks? A “leg-end.”
5. Why are drumsticks the ultimate party food? Because they’re always “in the pocket.” 💰
6. What do you call a chicken that can play the drums? A “drumsticker.” 🐔
7. Why did the drummer get lost? Because he didn’t know which way to “stick.”
8. What do you call a chicken that can dance really well? A “chicken-licken.” 👍
9. Why are drumsticks so popular? Because they’re the “best of the best.”
10. What do you call a chicken that loves to joke? A “drumstick-up comic.” 😜
11. Why did the chicken cross the drumstick twice? To get to the “other side” and back again. 🍗
12. What do you call a chicken that’s always in the spotlight? A “drumstick diva.” 🌟
13. Why are drumsticks so easy to digest? Because they’re “feather-light.”
14. What do you call a chicken that’s always on the run? A “drumstick dasher.” 🏃‍♀️
15. Why are drumsticks so good at math? Because they know their “chicken-ometry.” 🐔
16. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A “drumstick delinquent.” 🚨
17. Why are drumsticks so popular with musicians? Because they’re “rockin’.” 🤘
18. What do you call a chicken that’s always singing? A “drumstick diva.” 🎶
19. Why are drumsticks so good at telling jokes? Because they’re “punny.”
20. What do you call a chicken that’s really good at drums? A “chick with sticks.” 💪

What Do You Get When You Cross a Chicken and a Snowman?

1. Frostbite! 🐔❄️
2. A poultry snowman! ☃️🍗
3. A slippery slope to the fridge! ❄️🐥
4. A yolk-filled snowball fight! 🥚☃️
5. A cold shoulder with a side of feathers! 🐔🥶
6. A wing-dingy snowman! ☃️👼🏼
7. A snow-covered clucker! ❄️🐓
8. A frosty chicken coop! 🐔❄️
9. A free-range refrigerator! 🐥🧊
10. A coo-coo for cocoa puffs! ☕️🐔
11. A snowball with a comb! ☃️🐓
12. A beakful of snow! 🐔❄️
13. A feathered snow angel! 👼🏼🐔
14. A cluck-clacking snowman! ☃️🐔
15. A broody bird in a frozen world! 孵🐔❄️
16. A frosty flock of chickens! 🐔❄️
17. A poultry-geist! 👻🐔
18. A snow-packed pecking order! 🐔❄️
19. A frozen farm fresh feast! ❄️🍗
20. A blizzard with a side of feathers! 🌬️🐔

A Frosty Clucker

1. Why did the chicken cross the ice? To get to the other brrr-side!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ❄️
3. What do you call a chicken that’s always cold? A poultrygeist!
4. Why did the chicken go to the zoo? To see the peng-wings!
5. What do you call a chicken who can’t lay eggs? An unchicken!
6. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A cluckerclock!
7. What do you call a chicken that’s a real show-off? A cox-combed!
8. What do you call a chicken that’s always making jokes? A pun-try!
9. What do you call a chicken that’s a master of disguise? A cluck-meleon!
10. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A fowl-play!
11. What do you call a chicken that’s a great singer? A poultry soprano!
12. What do you call a chicken that’s always losing its feathers? A pluck-you-later!
13. What do you call a chicken that’s always telling lies? A fib-ber!
14. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting lost? A lost chik-ken! 🐔
15. What do you call a chicken that’s always running away? A runaway-poultry!
16. What do you call a chicken that’s always making a mess? A clucky-mess!
17. What do you call a chicken that’s always losing its way? A disoriented chick!
18. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting caught in traps? A poultry pocket!
19. What do you call a chicken that’s always complaining? A whiny-chicken!
20. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into fights? A scrappy-doo!

What Do You Call a Chicken That Was Born on Christmas Day?

1. A Christmas cracker 🎄
2. A clucking good present 🐥🎁
3. A Yuletide cluckster 🦃🎄
4. A Christmas fowler 😂😂
5. A festive featherbrain 🐔✨
6. A holiday hen-gineer 🛠️🐔
7. A stocking stuffer with a beak 🍗🎄
8. A winter wonderland cluck ❄️🐔
9. A gingerbread chick 🐔🏠
10. A tree-hugging hen 🌳🐔
11. A peace, love, and cluckmas spirit 🕊️❤️🐔
12. A Silent Night capon 🤫🌙
13. A “chick-mas” miracle 👶🐔
14. A poultry in motion 🐔🚀
15. A Christmas ca-cluckulary 🗓️🐔
16. A egg-cellent Christmas surprise 🥚🎁
17. A holly, jolly cluck-mas 🎄🐔
18. A December to remember cluck 🐔📆
19. A Christmas clucker-upper 📣🐔
20. A naughty or nice cluck 🎅🐔

A Christmas Peep

1. What do you call a sheep that can’t stop telling jokes? A baaa-d comedian!
2. Why did Santa get lost on Christmas Eve? Because he took a sleigh-ride in the wrong direction!
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 🎁
4. Why did the Christmas tree get a haircut? So it could spruce up for the holidays!
5. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Santa’s lazy helper!
6. Why did the gingerbread man cross the road? To get to the other candy house!
7. What did the stocking say to the present? You’re pretty stuffed!
8. Why is Santa’s workshop so cold? Because it’s always filled with presents! 🎄
9. What do you call a Santa who loves to sing? A caroling Claus!
10. Why did the Christmas lights get arrested? Because they were naughty and flashing!
11. What do you call a snowman’s favorite drink? Ice-olation!
12. What do you call a reindeer that can fly? A private jet setter! 🎁🎁
13. Why did the elf get lost in the department store? Because he took the wrong aisle!
14. What do you call a Santa who’s always on the go? A rushin’ Claus!
15. Why did the Christmas tree get a new job? Because it was tired of being a boring pine! 🎄
16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An ice-olation tank!
17. Why did the gingerbread man join the army? To become a cookie cutter!
18. What do you call a Santa who loves to hike? A Claus-trekker! 🎁🎁
19. Why did the Christmas tree get a bad haircut? Because it’s a fir real mess!
20. What do you call a reindeer that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-deerful companion!

Why Are Chickens So Excited for Christmas?

1. Why are chickens so excited for Christmas? Because they’re all about the poultry gifts!
2. What do you call a chicken that loves Christmas carols? A clucking choir boy!
3. Why did the chicken cross the road at Christmas? To get to the other clucking side!
4. What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with a chicken? A clucking Christmas tree!
5. Why are chickens such good Christmas decorators? Because they’re always laying eggs! 🐣
6. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of Santa Claus? A poultrygeist!
7. Why did the chicken get lost on Christmas Eve? Because it didn’t have a Santa pecking system!
8. What do you call a chicken that’s always cold in winter? A brrr-d!
9. Why did the chicken want to be a reindeer? Because it wanted to pull Santa’s sleigh with its clucking power!
10. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a snowman? A clucking snowglobe!
11. Why did the chicken get arrested on Christmas Day? For egg-nogging! 👮‍♀️
12. What do you call a chicken that loves Christmas lights? A fowl flasher!
13. Why didn’t the chicken want to go to the Christmas party? Because it was afraid of the eggnog-rious behavior!
14. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A poultry delinquent!
15. Why did the chicken get kicked out of the Christmas choir? Because it couldn’t stop clucking up the harmonies!
16. What do you call a chicken that’s always late for Christmas dinner? A slow-clucker!
17. Why did the chicken get lost in the Christmas tree farm? Because it couldn’t find its way out of the spruce!
18. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into arguments? A comb-ative bird!
19. Why did the chicken refuse to sing Christmas carols? Because it had a hoarse voice from all the clucking!
20. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell? A clucking alarm clock! 🐔⏰

Because They Get to Lay Eggs-tra Presents

1. What do you call a chicken that lays eggs on birthdays? A egg-cellent gift-giver 🎁
2. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide 🐔
3. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A poultrygeist 👻
4. Why don’t chickens play poker? Because they always have a royal flush 😉
5. What do you call a chicken with a lazy eye? A cock-eyed hen 👁️
6. Why did the chicken get arrested? For crossing the road without a beak-on 🚥
7. What do you call a chicken that can’t swim? A hen-drowned
8. Why did the rooster get a job at the theater? Because it was a natural born show-chicken 🎭
9. What do you call a chicken that loves to argue? A poultry-geist 💬
10. Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a beak-on 📚
11. What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark? A chick-en 🔦
12. Why did the chicken cross the road with a flashlight? To see the other side of the egg 🔦🥚
13. What do you call a chicken that’s always in a hurry? A rush-hen 💨
14. Why did the chicken go to the airport? To catch a flight to Hawaii ✈️🐔
15. What do you call a chicken that knows karate? A chick-en-kung-fu 🥋
16. Why did the chicken get a divorce? Because it kept getting yolked 💔
17. What do you call a chicken that’s always on the go? A busy-body hen 💼
18. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? To get a beak-up 😷
19. What do you call a chicken that’s good at math? A poultry-nomial 🧮
20. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? To get to the other basket 🏀

What Do You Call a Chicken That Loves Christmas Carols?

1. A “carol-ing” chicken 🎄
2. A “fowl” singer 🎵🐓
3. A hen that can “hit the high notes” 🎶
4. A “yule-tide” clucker ❄️🐔
5. A “Christmas-crazed” cackler 🎅🎄
6. A “jingle-bell” chick 🛎️🐣
7. A “festive” feathery friend 🎉🪶
8. A “holly-jolly” hen 🤶🐔
9. A “snowball-throwing” chick 🌨️🐥
10. A “mistletoe-kisser” chicken 槲🌿🐓
11. A “gingerbread-house” hoarder 🏠🍪🐔
12. A “Santa-hat” wearer 🎅🎩🐤
13. A “reindeer-riding” chick 🦌🐥
14. A “Christmas-tree” decorator 🎄🐔
15. A “Present-stealing” hen 🎁🐓
16. A “Silent Night”-singing chick 🌙🎤🐥
17. A “Jingle Bells”-dancing chicken 🔔💃🐓
18. A “Frosty the Snowman”-building chick ⛄️🐔
19. A “Deck the Halls”-trimming hen 🎄✂️🐔
20. A “Fa-la-la-la-la”-ing chick 🎶🎉🐥

A Caroler Hen

1. What do you call a hen that loves Christmas carols? A carol-hen!
2. What do you call a hen that can’t sing? A silent night-hen!
3. Why did the hen cross the road? To get to the other s-egg-way! 🐓
4. What do you call a chicken that’s always in trouble? A paw-lt-tree!
5. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A tardy-bid!
6. Why did the hen go to the library? To check out some egg-cellent books! 📖
7. What do you call a hen that’s always complaining? A whiny-bird!
8. Why did the hen get a new job? Because she was tired of laying eggs!
9. What do you call a hen that’s always getting into fights? A feisty-clucker!
10. Why did the hen cross the road dressed as a chicken? 🐔 To get to the other s-egg-way!
11. What do you call a hen that’s always forgetting things? A forgetful-hen!
12. Why did the hen go to the doctor? Because she was feeling egg-stra under the weather! 🤒
13. What do you call a hen that’s always on the go? A busy-bod-hen!
14. Why did the hen get a divorce? Because her husband was a bad egg! 🥚
15. What do you call a hen that’s always in a good mood? A chirpy-chuck! 😃
16. Why did the hen cross the road twice? To get to the other side and back again!
17. What do you call a hen that’s always getting lost? A clucking-compass!
18. Why did the hen get a new haircut? Because she wanted to look egg-stra special! 💇‍♀️
19. What do you call a hen that’s always telling jokes? A fowl-mouthed comedian! 😂
20. Why did the hen go to the store? To buy some egg-cellent supplies! 🛒

What Do You Call a Chicken That’s Always Getting Into Trouble at Christmas?

1. A “fowl” play chicken!
2. A “cluck” with an attitude problem
3. A chicken with a criminal record
4. A “pec” that’s always in the wrong place at the wrong time
5. A chicken that’s always “ruffled feathers” with Santa 🎁
6. A “rooster” of disorder in the henhouse
7. A chicken with a “beak” for trouble 🤏
8. A chicken that’s always getting “egg”sposed
9. A chicken that’s always “cooped” up in the naughty corner
10. A chicken that’s “fowl” of the law
11. A chicken that’s always “scratching” for trouble
12. A chicken that’s always “pecking” at the wrong moment
13. A chicken that’s always “clucking” up the wrong tree
14. A chicken that’s always “feather”brained 🧠
15. A chicken that’s always “fowl”ing up the festive spirit 🎄
16. A chicken that’s always “egg”stra naughty
17. A chicken that’s always “pec”ing out of turn
18. A chicken that’s always “scratch”ing the surface of trouble
19. A chicken that’s always “roost”ing in the wrong place

A Naughty Fowl

1. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
2. What do you call a chicken that tells bad jokes? A fowl ball. 🐓
3. How do you fix a cracked egg? You yoke it together.
4. Why was the chicken feeling down? Because it had the poultry blues. 🐔
5. What do you call a hen that always sings? A chickadee.
6. Why did the chicken go to the bank? To get some chick-a-dee coins. 🐓
7. What do you call a lazy chicken? A couch potato.
8. Why did the chicken join a choir? To become an egg-cellent singer.
9. Why don’t chickens like going to the beach? Because they’re afraid of getting their feathers ruffled. 🐚
10. What do you call a chicken that always gets lost? A Birdbrain. 🐔
11. Why did the chicken cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t a one-time fluke.
12. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting into trouble? A fowl play-er.
13. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? To get its beak filled. 🐔
14. What do you call a chicken that’s always late? A tardy fowl.
15. Why did the chicken leave the coop? To explore the world and spread its wings. 🌎
16. What do you call a chicken that’s always gossiping? A poultry chatterbox. 🐥
17. Why did the chicken get a job at the restaurant? To become a chick-en chef.
18. How did the chicken get to work? It took the cluck bus. 🚌
19. What do you call a chicken that’s always getting in fights? A comb-ative clucker. 🥊
20. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. 🐔

Rosana C. Nogueira

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