130+ Food Christmas Puns to Spice Up Your Holiday Cheer!

Deck the halls with boughs of holly and your blog with these food-tastic Christmas puns! Tis the season for festive feasts and corny jokes, so whether you’re hosting a holiday party or just looking to spread some cheer, these puns are sure to have you sleigh-ing it.From Santa’s Appetizers to Frosty the Snowcone, these puns are a merry mix of groan-inducing classics and original creations. So, grab a candy cane, curl up by the fire, and let your inner punster shine bright like a Christmas star!

What do you call Santa’s helpers who serve food?

1. Elfish waiters
2. Santa’s snack squad
3. Holly jolly servers
4. Polar bear-istas ❄️
5. Gingerbread baristas ☕
6. Reindeer room service
7. “Ho ho ho”-spitality staff
8. Sleigh-side sommeliers 🍷
9. Yuletide yummies distributors
10. Festive food ferriers
11. North Pole nibble navigators 🐾
12. Holiday hors d’oeuvre helpers
13. Sugarplum sweet servers
14. Peppermint patty providers 🍬
15. Eggnog egg-cellent servers 🥚
16. Marshmallow masterminds 🍦
17. Candy cane confectioners
18. Cookie-cutter caterers
19. “Sugar and spice”-y servers
20. Yuletide yum-yum butlers

Santa’s Appetitizers

1. What do you call Santa’s favorite appetizer? Claus-cuterie
2. Why did the gingerbread man get arrested? For not wearing pants!
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman
4. Why did the elf get a job at the North Pole? Because he was a good snow-cializer
5. What do you call a reindeer with baggy pants? A santa-pants!
6. Why did Santa get a parking ticket? For leaving his sleigh in a snow parking zone
7. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-law-man
8. Why did the gingerbread man run away from the witch? Because she was after his cookie!
9. What do you call a candy cane that’s too short? A mini-cane
10. Why did Santa put a lock on his chimney? To keep out the chimney sweeps!
11. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A chills-icle
12. Why did the snowman get a job as a crossing guard? To stop traffic-jams
13. What do you call a snowman with a hat? A snow-man-of-war
14. Why did the North Pole get locked down? Because Santa had a pole-mic
15. What do you call a snowman that can’t stand up? A puddle
16. Why did the elf get lost in the snow? Because he didn’t have snow-how!
17. What do you call a snowman that makes you laugh? A snow-comedian
18. Why did Santa get a divorce? Because his wife was Claus-trophobic
19. What do you call a snowman that can’t remember anything? A snow-mentia
20. Why did the snowman get a speeding ticket? For going over the snow-limit

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

1. An abdominal snowman
2. A snow dude with a core
3. A six-packed snowman
4. A snow-fit snowman 💪
5. A chilly six-pack
6. A frosty six-pack ❄️
7. A sub-zero six-pack
8. A cold six-pack
9. A snowy six-pack
10. A slushy six-pack
11. A sculpted six-pack
12. A wintry six-pack ❄️
13. A glacial six-pack ☃️
14. A muscular snowman
15. A ripped snowman
16. A buff snowman 💪
17. A shredded snowman
18. A snowman with a six-appeal
19. A snowman with abs of steel
20. A snowman with a rock-hard body

An abdominal snowman

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
2. Why did the snowman get a new belt? To hold his slushy pants up.
3. What do you call a snowman with a great sense of humor? A snow-cone-ian.
4. Why did the snowman get a promotion? Because he was head and shoulders above the competition.
5. What do you call a snowman who’s too lazy to build a body? A snow-cap. ❄️
6. Why did the snowman join a gym? To get a six-pack.
7. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? Brrr-nold. 🥶
8. Why did the snowman get a job as a waiter? Because he was always serving ice cream.
9. What do you call a snowman who’s always late? A snow-procrastinator.
10. Why did the snowman have to go to the doctor? Because he had a case of the shivers.
11. What do you call a snowman who’s always in a good mood? A snow-miler.
12. Why did the snowman get a new hat? Because his old one was melting.
13. What do you call a snowman who’s always singing? A snow-caroler. ❄️
14. Why did the snowman cross the road? To get to the other slide.
15. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting lost? A snow-maze.
16. Why did the snowman get a manicure? Because he was ready to rake in the snow.
17. What do you call a snowman who’s always smiling? A snow-grin.
18. Why did the snowman go to the store? To buy a carrot for his nose. 🥕
19. What do you call a snowman who’s always tired? A snow-snoozer.
20. Why did the snowman get a sunburn? Because he was out in the cold too long.

What do you call a reindeer with no teeth?

1. A gumdeer
2. A toothless reindeer
3. A deer with no incisors 🦌😬
4. Cervine edentulism
5. A reindeer with a hole-y smile
6. Rudolph the Red-Gummed Reindeer 🦌
7. A reindeer on a fluoride-free diet
8. A reindeer with a tooth-y problem 😁
9. A reindeer with an underbite
10. A reindeer with a missing tooth 🦷
11. A reindeer with a mouthful of cavities
12. A reindeer with an open bite 🦌
13. A reindeer with a “gap-tooth” grin
14. A reindeer with a “toothless grin” 🦌
15. A reindeer with a “buck-toothed” smile
16. A reindeer with a “horse-toothed” grin 🐴🦌
17. A reindeer with a “beaver-toothed” smile
18. A reindeer with a “rabbit-toothed” smile 🐰🦌
19. A reindeer with a “walrus-toothed” smile
20. A reindeer with a “shark-toothed” smile 🦈🦌

A gumdrop

1. What do you call a gumdrop that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-dried gumdrop! ☀️
2. Why did the gumdrop skip school? Because it felt under the weather. 🌡️
3. What do you call a gumdrop with a degree? A doctor of gumdroppery. 🎓
4. Why did the gumdrop get lost? Because it didn’t know its way around. 🗺️
5. What do you call a gumdrop wearing a tuxedo? A dapper drop. ✨
6. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always on time? A punctual drop. ⏰
7. What do you call a gumdrop with no arms? A goopy drop. 🤦‍♂️
8. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always in a good mood? A happy drop. 😃
9. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always getting into trouble? A mischievous drop. 😈
10. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always talking? A chatty drop. 💬
11. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always sleeping? A lazy drop. 😴
12. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always eating? A hungry drop. 😋
13. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always playing? A playful drop. 🎮
14. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always reading? A bookish drop. 📚
15. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always singing? A musical drop. 🎶
16. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always dancing? A dancing drop. 💃
17. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always making jokes? A punny drop. 🤭
18. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always telling stories? A narrative drop. 📖
19. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always getting into arguments? A quarrelsome drop. 😤
20. What do you call a gumdrop that’s always trying to sell you something? A pushy drop. 📣

What do you call a group of elves who love to bake?

• What do you call a group of elves who love to bake cookies? Sugar ‘n’ spice and everything nice!
• How do elves keep their bread fresh? With elfin wraps!
• What do you get when you cross an elf with a gingerbread man? A gingerbread elf! 🎅
• Why don’t elves like to go on vacations? Because they’re always too busy baking! 🍪
• What do you call an elf who’s always making puns? A dough-nut! 🍩
• What’s an elf’s favorite baking ingredient? Flour! Because it’s a dough-licious treat!
• Why do elves make such good bakers? Because they have a “knead” for it!
• What do you call an elf who’s always getting into trouble? A mixer-upper!
• What’s an elf’s favorite type of cake? A Yule log!
• Why are elves so good at making cookies? Because they have a “sweet” tooth!
• What do you call an elf who’s always getting lost in the kitchen? A batter-brain!
• What do you call an elf who’s always taking things apart? A cookie-crumbler!
• What do you call an elf who’s always singing while he bakes? A merry baker! 🎶
• Why did the elf get a baking award? Because he was an ex-cellent baker!
• What do you call an elf who’s always making a mess in the kitchen? A dough-boy!
• What’s an elf’s favorite baking tool? A whisker whisk!
• Why don’t elves like to eat store-bought cookies? Because they’re not “homemade” with love!
• What do you call an elf who always bakes the best cookies? A “star” baker! 🌟

Santa’s Sweet Shop

1. What do you call a lost candy cane? A sweet-seeking missile.
2. Why did the gingerbread man go to the bank? To get a “sweet” loan.
3. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
5. What do you call a candy cane that’s always getting lost? A “lost” cane.
6. Why are candy canes so easy to break? Because they’re made of brittle-mas.
7. What do you call a snowman who’s always cold? A chill-axe.
8. What do you call a gingerbread man with no legs? A wafer-thin mint.
9. Why did the candy cane join the Red Cross? To “sweeten the blood supply”.
10. What do you call a snowman with a gun? A snow-cone-shooter.
11. What do you call a reindeer with no legs? Still, a buck!
12. What do you call a snowman who’s always getting into trouble? A snow-bully.
13. Why did the snowman get a job at the candy store? To “sugar” coat the situation.
14. What do you call a snowman who’s always on the go? ❄️ A snow-ranger.
15. What do you call a snowman who’s always late? A snow-procrastinator.
16. What do you call a snowman who’s always making puns? A snow-pun-cher.
17. What do you call a snowman who’s always singing? A snow-karaoke-er.
18. What do you call a snowman who’s always dancing? A snow-ballerina.
19. What do you call a snowman who’s always telling jokes? A snow-comedian.
20. What do you call a snowman who’s always making messes? A snow-stormtrooper.

What do you call a turkey that’s always late?

1. A gobble-dy-gook
2. A tardy gobbler
3. A delayed drumstick
4. A late bird 🦃
5. A procrastinating poult
6. A hesitant hen
7. A time-wasting tom
8. A slow-roasted turkey 🍗
9. A featherbrained fowl
10. A running late roaster
11. A tardy turkey that’s always in the feathers
12. A procrastinating bird
13. A behind-schedule bird
14. A turkey that can’t keep up with the flock
15. A turkey that’s always Turkey-late
16. A turkey that’s always behind its time to shine
17. A turkey that’s never on thyme
18. A turkey that’s always behind the gravy train
19. A turkey that’s always on the drumsticks of its time
20. A turkey that’s always getting the stuffing knocked out of it

A tardy turkey

1. Why was the turkey late for Thanksgiving dinner? Because he was stuffing himself!
2. What do you call a turkey that can’t stop telling jokes? A gobbledygook.
3. Why did the turkey cross the road? To get to the other side and wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
4. What do you call a turkey that’s always in a hurry? A speed-birdy.
5. What do you get when you cross a turkey and a pig? A pork-chopin’.
6. How do turkeys stay warm in the winter? They wear turkey turtlenecks.
7. What’s the best way to cook a turkey? With a pa-timer.
8. Why did the turkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was driving in the fowl lane.
9. What do you call a turkey that’s always late? A tar-turkey.
10. Why are turkeys so good at telling jokes? Because they always have a drumstick handy.
11. What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight? A battered bird.
12. Why did the turkey join a band? Because he wanted to be a bass-turkey.
13. What do you call a turkey that’s always getting into trouble? A fowl felon.
14. Why did the turkey get lost? Because he didn’t know which way to gobble. 🦃
15. What do you call a turkey that’s always bragging about his feathers? A show-off.
16. Why are turkeys so bad at playing hide-and-seek? Because they’re always gobbling up the clues!
17. What do you call a turkey that’s always sleeping? A snooze-turkey.
18. Why did the turkey get arrested? Because he was caught fowl-mouthing the police.
19. What do you call a turkey that’s always winning? A lucky bird.
20. Why are turkeys so good at math? Because they can count to twenty-four using their toes!

What do you call a Christmas tree that’s always getting into trouble?

1. A fir-ever delinquent! 🎄
2. A punny tree that’s always in the “pine” 🤩
3. A tree with a record of “fir-theft” 🌲
4. A spruce with an attitude problem 😅
5. A ho-ho-holly with a rebellious streak 🎄🎅
6. A fir-bidden fruit 🍎🌲
7. A tree that’s “branching out” into mischief 🌳
8. A conifer with a reputation for “needing” a time-out 🌲
9. A tree that’s always “sprucing” things up 😉
10. A tree that’s been “pine-ished” one too many times 🌲
11. A tree with a “fir-y” temper 😡🌲
12. A tree that’s always “knot” behaving 🌲
13. A tree that’s always “rooting” for trouble 🌳
14. A tree that’s always “leaf-ing” people hanging 🍃🌲
15. A tree that’s always “fir-saken” 🌲
16. A tree that’s always “tree-ting” people unfairly 🌲
17. A tree that’s always “bark-ing” up the wrong tree 🐶🌲
18. A tree that’s always “fir-getting” its manners 🌲
19. A tree that’s always “fir-tunate” to get away with everything 🍀🌲
20. A tree that’s always “fir-merly” being a good tree, but has now gone astray 🤦‍♂️🌲

A naughty pine

1. Why did the pine tree get in trouble? Because it was caught being a little “naughty pine”.
2. What do you call a pine tree that’s always getting into trouble? A “knotty pine”.
3. Why did the pine tree get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught “ra-sin” through a red light.
4. What do you call a pine tree that’s always late? A “tardy pine”.
5. Why did the pine tree go to the doctor? Because it had a “chest-cone” infection.
6. What do you call a pine tree that’s always arguing? A “debating pine”.
7. Why did the pine tree get a haircut? Because it wanted to be a “stylish pine”.
8. What do you call a pine tree that’s always bragging? A “boastful pine”.
9. Why did the pine tree get lost? Because it didn’t know which “way the wind blows”. 🌳
10. What do you call a pine tree that’s always sweating? A “resin-ous pine”.
11. Why did the pine tree join a band? Because it wanted to “strum” up some tunes. 🎸
12. What do you call a pine tree that’s always getting into fights? A “pugilistic pine”. 🥊
13. Why did the pine tree get a tattoo? Because it wanted to be “ink-redible”.
14. What do you call a pine tree that’s always making jokes? A “pun-derful pine”. 🌲
15. Why did the pine tree get a job as a librarian? Because it wanted to “read” all the books. 📖
16. What do you call a pine tree that’s always on the go? A “fast-paced pine”. 💨
17. Why did the pine tree get a new car? Because it wanted to “leaf” its old one behind. 🚗
18. What do you call a pine tree that’s always getting lost? A “disoriented pine”. 🗺️
19. Why did the pine tree get a makeover? Because it wanted to “branch” out and try something new. 🌿
20. What do you call a pine tree that’s always making you laugh? A “comedic pine”. 🎭

What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose?

1. A snowman with a carrot nose? A snow-cone-head!
2. What do you call a snowman with six arms? A snow-job!
3. What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? A snow-bully! ❄️
4. What do you call a snowman that just won the lottery? A snow-millionaire! 💰
5. What do you call a snowman that’s always late? A snow-procrastinator!
6. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A snow-hypocrite! 🥶
7. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-brawler!
8. What do you call a snowman that’s always making jokes? A snow-comedian!
9. What do you call a snowman that’s always happy? A snow-enthusiast! 🤩
10. What do you call a snowman that’s always in the library? A snow-nerd! 🤓
11. What do you call a snowman that’s always singing? A snow-tenor! 🎤
12. What do you call a snowman that’s always sleeping? A snow-zzz!
13. What do you call a snowman that’s always telling lies? A snow-fibber!
14. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into fights? A snow-puncher! 🥊
15. What do you call a snowman that’s always eating? A snow-pac-man!
16. What do you call a snowman that’s always dancing? A snow-disco!
17. What do you call a snowman that’s always breaking things? A snow-wrecker! 🚧
18. What do you call a snowman that’s always sleeping in class? A snow-snoozer! 😴
19. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting lost? A snow-sled!
20. What do you call a snowman that’s always making people laugh? A snow-joker! 😂😂

Frosty the Snowcone

1. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a detective?Frosty the Snowcone.
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. 🍧
3. What do you call a snowman with a bad temper? A snow-tantrum.
4. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting into trouble? A snow-bully.
5. What do you call a snowman that’s always late? A snow-procrastinator.
6. What do you call a snowman that’s always cold? A snow-hypothermiac.
7. What do you call a snowman that’s always happy? A snow-optimist.
8. What do you call a snowman that’s always hungry? A snow-vore. 🍧
9. What do you call a snowman that’s always sleepy? A snow-narcoleptic.
10. What do you call a snowman that’s always thirsty? A snow-hydrant.
11. What do you call a snowman that’s always studying? A snow-nerd.
12. What do you call a snowman that’s always playing pranks? A snow-joker.
13. What do you call a snowman that’s always getting lost? A snow-amnesia.
14. What do you call a snowman that’s always singing? A snow-karaoke.
15. What do you call a snowman that’s always dancing? A snow-ballerina.
16. What do you call a snowman that’s always snowboarding? A snow-boarder.
17. What do you call a snowman that’s always skiing? A snow-skier.
18. What do you call a snowman that’s always ice skating? A snow-skater.
19. What do you call a snowman that’s always playing hockey? A snow-hockey player.
20. What do you call a snowman that’s always playing football? A snow-football player.

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