101+ Breakfast Food Puns That’ll Make You Say ‘Egg-cellent’!

Start your day with a side of laughter! Embark on a culinary comedy journey with our breakfast food puns. These ‘egg-cellent’ one-liners will ‘waffle’ between laughter and pancakes, making your mornings a hoot. From ‘hash browns’ that will ‘make you grin’ to ‘oat-standing’ jokes that will give you a good ‘hoot,’ we’ve got you covered. Prepare to ‘bacon’ some wisdom, ‘sausage’ a few laughs, and ‘toast’ to the perfect punchline. Our ‘smoothie operators’ will serve you a side of silliness, while the ‘French toast’ puns will make you ‘crumble’ with laughter. Don’t worry about getting an ‘omelet’ joke; we have plenty of those too. Bagel up on your puns, and let the ‘jam-packed’ jokes give you a sweet start to your day. Finally, we have a-peel-ing puns for a fruitful breakfast experience. So, grab a cup of joe, sit back, and prepare for a breakfast bonanza of puns that will make your day ‘egg-stra’ special!

Wake Up and Smell the Pun-tastic Breakfast

1. What do you call a lazy egg? An egg-cellent excuse!
2. Why did the bagel get a job as a comedian? Because it was a hole-arious performer!
3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
4. What do you get when you mix a rabbit and a bee? A honey bunny! 🍞🍯
5. What do you call a banana that’s in a bad mood? A “peeling” fellow! 🍌
6. What do you call a bee that can’t decide what to do? A maybe! 🐝
7. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! 🦌
8. What do you call a fish that wears a tuxedo? A “fish in a formal suit!” 🤵🐟
9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐄
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄️
11. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘
12. What do you call a bird that flies backwards? A “rewinder!” 🐦
13. What do you call a spider that can’t make up its mind? A “web-isode!” 🕷️
14. What do you call a fish that gets everything it wants? A “whaley” good catch! 🐳
15. What do you call a tree that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! 🌳
16. What do you call a cowboy with no horse? A “walkin’ dude!” 🤠
17. What do you call a turtle that’s always late? A “shell-abrator!” 🐢
18. What do you call a book about space? A “stellar” read! 📚
19. What do you call a snowman that knows karate? A “snow-blower!” ☃️
20. What do you call a banana that’s been to the gym? A “buff-nana!” 💪🍌

Egg-cellent Puns to Start Your Day

1. What do you call an egg that’s been in a race? An egg-cellent runner!
2. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other “yolk”.
3. What do you call an egg with a mustache? An egg-cellent gentleman 🥚.
4. What do you call an egg that’s always happy? A sunny-side-up egg!
5. What do you call an egg that’s been in a fight? A scrambled egg! 🥚
6. What do you call an egg that’s always running late? A procrastin-egg!
7. What do you call an egg that’s afraid of the dark? A chicken egg! 🐓🥚
8. What do you call an egg that’s always making jokes? A pun-ny egg!
9. What do you call an egg that’s always getting lost? A misguided egg!
10. What do you call an egg that’s always getting into trouble? A bad egg! 🥚

Waffling Between Laughter and Pancakes

1. What do you call a waffle that’s always late? A procrastin-waffle-ter. 🥞
2. Why did the waffle get a traffic ticket? Because it was speeding through the griddle! 🚨
3. How do waffles clean up their messes? With a waffle iron! 😋
4. What do you call a waffle that’s always on the lookout? A watch-waffle. ⏰
5. What do you call a waffle that’s a real gossip? A waffle-blabber. 🤭
6. Why did the pancake leave the waffle? Because it was getting too batter-ed up! 💔
7. What do you call a waffle that’s always getting into trouble? A waffle-law-breaker. 👮‍♂️
8. How do waffles make their clothes? With an iron! 👕
9. Why did the waffle refuse to go to the doctor? Because it didn’t want to get syrup-ed! 💉
10. What do you call a waffle that’s always in the spotlight? A star-waffle! 🌟
11. Why was the waffle so happy? Because it had a sweet tooth! 🦷
12. How do waffles keep secrets? With a waffle-lock! 🔐
13. What do you call a waffle that’s full of itself? A self-imwaffle-tant waffle! 🪞
14. Why are waffles so good at math? Because they’re always counting their stacks! 📚
15. What do you call a waffle that’s always late for breakfast? A waffle-tard! ⌛️
16. Why did the waffle get a job at the post office? Because it was good at delivering! 📬
17. What do you call a waffle that’s always in a rush? A hurry-up-waffle! 💨
18. Why did the waffle join the army? To fight for waffle-dom! 🪖
19. What do you call a waffle that’s always in a good mood? A happy-go-waffle! 😄
20. How do waffles make music? With a waffle-phone! 📞

Hash Browns That’ll Make You Grin

1. Why couldn’t the potato tell a joke? Because he was all mashed up!
2. What do you call a potato with a big ego? A hash brown!
3. Why are potatoes so good at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always incognito!
4. What do you call a potato that’s been in the sun too long? A French fry!
5. Why did the potato get lost in the supermarket? Because it couldn’t find the aisle!
6. What do you call a potato that’s always getting into trouble? A spudnik! 🥔
7. Why are potatoes so good at basketball? Because they’re always dribbling!
8. What do you call a potato that’s always making jokes? A peel-y punny!
9. Why was the potato so happy? Because he found his missing fry-end!
10. What do you call a potato that’s too shy to talk? A baked potato!
11. Why did the potato cross the road? To get to the other fry!
12. What do you call a potato that’s always on vacation? A beach spud!
13. Why are potatoes so good at gossiping? Because they’re always getting the scoop!
14. What do you call a potato that’s always getting into fights? A mashaholic!
15. Why did the potato get a job as a teacher? Because he was always getting schooled!
16. What do you call a potato that’s always making you laugh? A chuckle-ary potato!
17. Why are potatoes so good at math? Because they’re always adding up to something!
18. What do you call a potato that’s always getting sick? A spuddle!
19. Why did the potato get a job at the DMV? Because he was always getting his license checked!
20. What do you call a potato that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a hash!

Oat-standing Jokes for a Hoot

1. What do you call an oatmeal that’s too hot? Oat-rageous!
2. Why did the carrot go to the eye doctor? It needed glasses!
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
4. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
5. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
6. Why are fish easy to weigh? They have their own scales! 🐔
7. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
8. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
9. Why did the computer go to the chiropractor? It had a byte in its back!
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
11. What do you call a bird that can fly backwards? A swallow.
12. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
13. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
14. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
15. Why was the golfer arrested? For driving his clubs! 🏀
16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
17. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
18. What do you call a cow that’s always telling jokes? A moo-sic comedian!
19. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
20. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟

Bacon Bits of Wisdom

1. What do you call a pig that can see the wind? A ham-o-meteorologist 🐷
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾
3. I’m not a morning person. I’m a bacon person. 🥓
4. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. 🪃
5. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 🚲
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟🐠
7. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! 🐆
8. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 🌊🏝️
9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️👖
10. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! 🐮🚫🦵
11. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe. 🐝🐝
12. Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems. 📚😭
13. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick. 🪃
14. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️👖
15. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 🍝🍝
16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.🍌🍌⚕️
17. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No eye deer! 🦌🦌
18. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! ⛳️👖
19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! 🐟🐠
20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! 🖼️👮‍♀️

Sausage Jokes That’ll Make You Sizzle

1. Why did the sausage get a sunburn? Because it was too close to the grill.
2. What do you call a sausage that’s always late? A procrastinator.
3. Why did the sausage cross the road? To get to the other side of the bun.
4. What’s the difference between a sausage and a hot dog? One has more bark.
5. What do you call a sausage that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-dried sausage.
6. Why did the sausage get lost in the woods? Because it didn’t have a map.
7. What do you call a sausage that’s always getting into trouble? A bratwurst.
8. Why did the sausage get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going over the grill.
9. What do you call a sausage that’s really good at math? A wiener. 🌭
10. Why did the sausage get a divorce? Because it was always getting burnt.
11. What do you call a sausage that’s always making jokes? A pun-wurst.
12. Why did the sausage get arrested? Because it was caught casing the joint.
13. What do you call a sausage that’s always wearing a hat? A cap-sicum.
14. Why did the sausage get a job as a lifeguard? Because it was always saving people from drowning.
15. What do you call a sausage that’s always getting into fights? A hot-head.
16. Why did the sausage get a trophy? Because it was a wiener. 🌭
17. What do you call a sausage that’s always losing its keys? A forgetful frank.
18. Why did the sausage get a job as a teacher? Because it was always grilling the students.
19. What do you call a sausage that’s always on the go? A fast-wurst.
20. Why did the sausage get a tattoo? Because it wanted to show off its ink.

Toast to the Perfect Punchline

1. I’m not a dad, but I’ll still make a toast to the perfect punchline.
2. What do you call a bread that’s always late? Toast-poned!
3. Why did the toast cross the road? To get to the other butter.
4. What do you get when you toast a marshmallow? A s’more!
5. Why is toast so funny? Because it’s a real crack-up.
6. What do you call a shy toast? A wallflower. 🍞
7. What do you call a toast that’s always in trouble? A bad seed.
8. What do you call a toast that’s always in a good mood? A happy chappie.
9. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into fights? A troublemaker.
10. What do you call a toast that’s always late? A slowpoke.
11. What do you call a toast that’s always getting lost? A wanderer.
12. What do you call a toast that’s always making jokes? A comedian.
13. What do you call a toast that’s always making people laugh? A joker.
14. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel.
15. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A bad apple. 🍎
16. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A troublemaker.
17. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan.
18. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A rascal.
19. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A scamp.
20. What do you call a toast that’s always getting into trouble? A naughty toast.

Smoothie Operators with a Side of Silliness

1. What do you call a smoothie that’s always late? 🍌 A procrastin-apple smoothie!
2. Why don’t smoothies like to go to the doctor? 🍏 Because they’re afraid of the blender!
3. What do you get when you cross a smoothie and a bank robber? 🍌 A banana split!
4. What do you call a smoothie that’s always trying to one-up you? 🍍 A competitive smoothie!
5. What do you call a smoothie that’s too sweet? 🍓 A diabetes-in-a-glass!
6. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into trouble? 🍉 A berry bad smoothie!
7. What do you call a smoothie that’s always telling jokes? 😂 A pun-derful smoothie!
8. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting lost? 🍌 A smoothie that’s all mixed up!
9. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into fights? 🍎 A smoothie that’s always getting into a jam!
10. What do you call a smoothie that’s always running late? 🍓 A smoothie that’s always getting its berries in a bunch!
11. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into arguments? 🍉 A smoothie that’s always splitting hairs!
12. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting sick? 🍌 A smoothie that’s always feeling under the weather!
13. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into accidents? 🍍 A smoothie that’s always crashing and burning!
14. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting lost? 🍓 A smoothie that’s always going in circles!
15. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into trouble? 🍎 A smoothie that’s always getting into hot water!
16. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into fights? 🍌 A smoothie that’s always getting into a brawl!
17. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting sick? 🍉 A smoothie that’s always getting the flu!
18. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into accidents? 🍓 A smoothie that’s always getting into a wreck!
19. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting lost? 🍍 A smoothie that’s always getting turned around!
20. What do you call a smoothie that’s always getting into trouble? 🍌 A smoothie that’s always getting into a pickle!

French Toast That’ll Make You Crumble with Laughter

1. Why did the French toast crumble? Because it had a bread-down! 🍞
2. What do you call a French toast that’s always late? A tardy-tartine!
3. Why don’t French toasts like to eat out? Because they’re batter-ed all the time! 🥞
4. What do you say to a French toast that’s being too serious? “Lighten up! Don’t be so crepe-y!”
5. Why did the French toast get lost on its way to school? Because it took the wrong bread!
6. What do you call a French toast that’s always getting into trouble? A rebel with a cause!
7. Why did the French toast get a parking ticket? Because it double-parked! 🚗
8. What do you call a French toast that’s always showing off? A bread-head!
9. Why did the French toast get a new job? Because it was tired of being batter-ed around!
10. What do you say to a French toast that’s too proud? “Don’t be so puffed-up! You’re just a piece of toast!”
11. Why did the French toast go to the doctor? Because it had a yeast infection! 😷
12. What do you call a French toast that’s always singing? A crooner-tartine!
13. Why did the French toast get a divorce? Because its spouse was a bad egg! 🍳
14. What do you call a French toast that’s been in the sun for too long? A tan-tartine!
15. Why did the French toast get a new car? Because it wanted to be a road trip-artine! 🚗
16. What do you call a French toast that’s always telling jokes? A pun-tartine!
17. Why did the French toast get a new hairstyle? Because it wanted to be en vogue!
18. What do you call a French toast that’s always getting into trouble? A renegade-tartine!
19. Why did the French toast go to the gym? Because it wanted to get pumped-up! 💪
20. What do you call a French toast that’s always getting lost? A disorientated-tartine! 🗺️

Omelet Jokes for a Scrambled Brain

1. Why did the omelette go to the doctor? 🍳 It was feeling eggs-hausted.
2. What do you call an omelette that’s always getting into trouble?🥚 A jail-egg!
3. What’s the difference between an omelette and a pancake? 🥞 One is made in a pan, and the other is made in a frying pan!
4. Why don’t omelettes like to tell jokes? 🥚 Because they’re afraid they’ll crack themselves up! 🤪
5. What do you call an omelette that’s always late? 🍳 A dead-beat egg!
6. Why did the omelette run away from the police? 🥚 Because it had cracked a few yolks!
7. What do you call an omelette that’s always bragging? 🥚 A big-egg!
8. Why did the omelette join a band? 🍳 Because it wanted to beat some eggs!
9. What do you call an omelette that’s always laughing? 🥚 A yolk-ster! 😂
10. Why did the omelette get a job as a teacher? 🍳 Because it wanted to crack some pupils!
11. What do you call an omelette that’s always in the sun? 🍳 A sun-egg! 🌞
12. Why did the omelette go to the beach? 🍳 To get some shell-abration!
13. What do you call an omelette that’s always getting into fights? 🍳 A scrambler!
14. Why did the omelette go to the spa? 🍳 To get an egg-cellent massage!
15. What do you call an omelette that’s always getting lost? 🍳 A lost egg!
16. Why did the omelette get a job at the bank? 🍳 Because it wanted to crack some safes!
17. What do you call an omelette that’s always freezing? 🍳 An ice-egg! ❄️
18. Why did the omelette get a job as a librarian? 🍳 Because it wanted to shell-ve some books!
19. What do you call an omelette that’s always making people laugh? 🍳 A yolk-a-rama! 🤣
20. Why did the omelette go to the psychiatrist? 🍳 Because it was feeling scrambled! 🤯

Bagel Bites with a Cheesy Pun

1. What did the bagel say to the cream cheese? Spread the word!
2. Why did the bagel get lost? Because it didn’t have a hole-istic approach to navigation.
3. What do you call a bagel that’s too big to eat? A bread-taking sight!
4. Why did the bagel roll over? To show off its cheesy side. 😁
5. What do you get when you cross a bagel with a pizza? A cheesy, doughy delight!
6. Why is a bagel so popular with breakfast lovers? Because it’s a hole-in-one way to start the day!
7. What do you call a bagel that’s always in trouble? A dough-nut!
8. Why was the bagel arrested? For being a hole-y criminal.
9. What’s the best thing about a bagel? It’s got character!
10. Why did the bagel go to the doctor? Because it was feeling doughy.
11. What do you call a bagel that’s always late? A tardy-hole!
12. Why did the bagel get a makeover? Because it wanted to be more hole-istic.
13. What did the mother bagel say to the baby bagel? “Don’t be a dough-head!”
14. Why is a bagel so good at math? Because it knows how to divide!
15. What do you call a bagel with a lot of money? A dough-lar millionaire! 🤑
16. Why did the bagel get a new job? Because it was tired of being a hole-in-the-wall.
17. What do you call a bagel that’s always getting into trouble? A dough-fficult child.
18. Why did the bagel join the circus? Because it wanted to be a dough-nut! 🎪
19. What do you call a bagel that’s always in a hurry? A rush-hour dough-nut!
20. Why did the bagel get a divorce? Because it was tired of being second-hole.

Jam-Packed Jokes for a Sweet Start

1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
2. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
4. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
7. Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
9. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
10. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
11. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
12. What do you call a bee that can’t decide where to land? A maybe. 🐝
13. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
15. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
16. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
17. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one.
18. What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
19. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
20. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. ❄️

A-peel-ing Puns for a Fruitful Breakfast

1. What do you call a banana that’s always telling jokes? A peel-arious comedian.
2. Why don’t fruit bowls like to go to school? Because they’re always getting picked on.
3. What’s the best way to make a fruit salad? With your bare hands!
4. Why did the apple get arrested? Because it was caught red-handed. 🥝
5. What do you call an avocado that’s always in a good mood? A guac-a-mole.
6. Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling very peel-y.
7. What do you call a banana that’s always getting into trouble? A slippery character.
8. Why did the strawberry cross the road? To get to the jam-packed side.
9. What do you call a pear that’s always making jokes? A pun-isher.
10. Why did the grape get all wrinkled? Because it was an old raisin. 🫐
11. What do you call a watermelon that’s always getting bullied? A rind-icule.
12. Why did the cantaloupe go to rehab? Because it was a-melon-holic.
13. What do you call a pineapple that’s always lost? A dis-pear-ing act.
14. Why did the blueberry get banned from the party? Because it was a little sour.
15. What do you call a mango that’s always getting into trouble? A tropical storm. 🍒
16. Why did the cherry get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught going over the pit limit.
17. What do you call a strawberry that’s always complaining? A whine-berry.
18. Why did the banana go to the psychiatrist? Because it was feeling a-peel-ing.
19. What do you call a kiwi that’s always in a bad mood? A sour puss.
20. Why did the apple get a sunburn? Because it spent too much time in the core.

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